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JANUARY 19C 3
tlisracter, In the nat. 1
''Does the hat reveal character?" said
an observant person. whose specialty i4
character reading. ?`Cf course it does.
"The man whose hat fits hlin exact -
Ly and is set square and straight on his
head is nearly always an orderly, de-
liberate man, regular in his habits, but
very often commonplace as regards
mental attainments.
"Men of large mental powers, think-
ers and philosophers, affect hats a trifle
too large for them. They are men of
.arae ideas, an d their big hats will of-
ten be found in conjunction with loose,
easy fitting clothess for in this, as in
other matters, the body reflects the
mind.
"I distrust equally the man who
wears his hat at theback of his head
and he who habitualy goes about with
it tilted to one side. The first is of a
candid, easy going type, but apt to be
flighty; the latter, with a diiosition
for sport and frolip, is at the same
time often frivolo>I.s and conceited.
Neither of them, hpwever, will be a
coxcomb, like the man whose hat Is too
small for him, nor `deep' and crafty,
like the wearer of a hat which is al-
ways pulled down over the eyes."
Danger In Poisons.
It Is lamentable th t neither repeated
warning nor sad e perience seems to
have the desired eff-ct of making the
ordinary person cau nous in the u'se of
poisons. In the la t few days three
children have died presumably from
taking poison that as carelessly left
within their reach. One would suppose
that such accidents ivould by this time
have become almost impossible, yet
they are constantlyrecurring with a
frequency that dem aids further warn-
ing. If parents w uid learn to keep
poisons in a place w ere they could not
be reached by oth s: there would be
fewer accidents.
It is the old prineple of familiarity
breeding contempt. It cannot be too
strongly impressed u: on every one that
the only immunity from danger is
through constant cai•e and precaution.
It is a lesson that ne ds to be impressed
upon every indvid al without excep-
tion.
An Old English) Superstition.
Attention has beei>i called to the sur-
vival of folklore in 'jural parts of Eng-
land by evidence given in a stabbing
case tried at the Essex assizes. To
quicken the healing- of the wounds, the
knife with which they were Inflicted
was smeared with ftrease and laid on
the bed of the patient_ The purpose
served by the applic'Ration of grease or
oil to the knife or tO any steel instru-
ment that has inflicted wounds is to
prevent it from rusts g, for if the steel
is allowed to become rusty the wound
is supposed to be affected and fester-
ing tend mortification follow the prog-
ress of the rust. Another quaint be-
lief is that the application of an oiled
knife is a certain and quick remedy,
for scalds and burns.
Could Believe some of Them.
An amusing story is told of a New
England minister who often speaks in
behalf of a certain clarity in which he
is greatly interested, He has a fine
voice and a graphic Way of telling in-
cidents both humoreus and pathetic,
so that his hearers are often "moved
to laughter or to tears."
At the close of one meeting, at which
he had spoken with great effect, and
a Large gain for the charity had been
the direct result, a little old lady ap-
proached the minister.
"Oh," she said earnestly, "I've been
so •interested in hearing about those
poor, dear children! And I. suppose a
great many of those stories you told
are really true, aren't they?" -Youth's
Companion.
Animal Sense Perceptions.
In the course of an article on animal
sense perceptions, in which special at-
tenton is directed to nauseous or of-
fensive odors as a means of protection,
the editor of the Zoologist warns his
readers against regarding animal eti-
ology too much from the human stand-
point. Because animals cannot speak
we must not assume that they have no
modes of communication; it is by no
means certain that ;tyle ordinary ex-
planation of "warni-g colors" is the
true one, while the f evil smell of the
durian fruit does nal render it distaste-
ful either to the orang or to man him-
e-c1f.
Cnrioality.
"What did that lady have the screen
nereins one part of tine room for, mar
asked little harry, who had been mak-
jug- a call with his another.
"I suppose she had something there
she didn't want seen," replied his
mother.
"And was that the reason, ma, that
when you thought he wast. t looking
you peeped behind 1;?"
Compliu entaary.
"Gentlemen," saidla judge addressing
the jury in a recent lIrish case reported
in Law Notes, "you have heard the evi-
dence. The indictnient says the pris-
oner was arrested for stealing a. pig.
The offense seems jto be becoming a
common one. The time has come when
it crust be put a stops to; otherwise, gen-
tlemen, none of you; will be safe."
The Ew y Part.
Teacher -After al the trouble I have
taken, you are most Imperfect in your
lesson. Surely, yo{a could not have
found it so hard td learnt
Pupil -it wasn't because it was so
hard to learn, teacher, but because it
was so easy to forgot!
Amused( Them.
Artist --have you taken my picture to
the exhibition?
Porter -Yes, sir. It seemed to .lease
the gentlemen very much.
Artist -What did they say?
Porter -Ont, they c idir't say anything.
They only laughed.
-Anot her (•f , -
tiers of the eon • • f T
in th perutt,a <f M.
Milvera•n, in h i• 7S h
was he re in V'eet prti ,
.plias liatnit z c f ti.'• ezi''
and t)gether with his
tlrert c.,nte - to Caned
&iitveiton, where he re
Sul en sons and vac chi.
r .•.f .ining old set.
,•rth has ptosed away
anther, of
gr1r Mr. Gunther
=fat, in 1825, married
n' province, in 1851,
wife ani eight chil-
li. in 1874. settling in
iued till his death.
ghter survive him,
DO
Blood Bitters has the most natural action
on the stom . , I ver, bowels aac4 blood of
any medicine -_, own, hencie its effects aro
prompt an It curies, without fail,
all such disea . as Dyspepsia?, Constipation,
Biliousness,
Sick 1-leadac
Scrofula, Ki
Coated TO/2
General Detain
anteeci to cure'
warrants any
to Burdock Blo
Boils, Pimples, ; Tumors,
e Lou ,of AppOts and
The fact that lit is guar.
used according teldirections
IIIPOB ANT NOTICE
•
on band
EW FEED ST
eed. Flour exalt
JOHN THIRSK.
BE AT BLAKE. -
will keep
and Mi 1
1786 tf
0TORE TO REN
best busisess
wed for a number
there is a first elas
over store, newly
dition. Apply to
.-To rent in Sesfor one of the
tands in lite town. Hes been
f years for milliner for which
open'anr, Aiso to ins to rent
Heel up and in fi elms con -
RS. JAMES' GILLE
1823-tf
nORN FOR SA
k.) yellow earn al
time, al arranged.
site ratlway passe
of firster Lea beech
livered at No. 8 Soh
next Tenders to b
Brueefiell P. 0.
E.-Lote of the be t American
aye on hand, foe Bede -cash or
Drive right to wareboure oppo-
I 1831x4
ir
-Tenders will be pceived un-
ebruary 16th, '903, ir 12 _cords
and maple wood, 22 inches, de -
addressed to the ua ersigned at
PAPPLE, Secretary 1831x1
(11EXCHED WAN
pleasan well se tied community. P
or ten months tele 1 in the year'. Skate
class of certificate, 'ages and whether I c
man. Address WM. THIRSK, Wet. skew
ED. -Teacher hell ng certifi-
cation for the Nort west Terri-
ce. Kew arid up -to date sohool,
abably nine
te Alberta,
1E31x4
DUSH FOR SA
-eV -sale about 65
hardwoed bush, ma
weed mith a lot of
is well timbered. wi
look and tamarack,
above will be told t
Apply OD the premi
.-The undersigne offers for
res of bush. 12 acre he ng good
le, lock and soft el and base
ood barn Umber. he Ware°
pine, white and bla k ash, hern-
ia) the cedar on 25 Acres. The
d by the cord or in acre tote.
es, lens 4, Concession 7, Steniey,
GEO. COLEMAN. I 18,30x4
aro
rine
StOPP
deal ni
posteaid
lanted by fanner
gardener NOV> 1139
d experimenting. It
o pay a little more
re at the harvest. All
1903 Seed' Anz,suol
free, to all applieanW.,
"lndsor, Ont.
_Lj the livery renbl
fotth, the property
ing la 28x 30 fceteep•
wed fitted up with st
the beet etande in th
feet frontage. Mud
tut ther peeticulars
FOR SALE. -For sale, cheap,
premises on Zdain ipPeet Sea-
t of it brick veneeeed. It is
11', citifies, eta., and is ono cf
county. There ie ene lot 60
be fedi by January, 1st For
I 18 -21 -td
DI TILL FOR SALT' -The undersigned toe f_r sale,
on Lot 16, Coriceesion 2, Hiy, theroughbred
Durham bull, 19 monthe old, roan in cohere and an
extra animal ; the ri re, and dam, arid pedigre on
hand to be i ,spected Will keep a pure-bred 13erk-
shire Hog for service. JoI1N ELDER, Hene.11
sp1MBER FOR SALE. -Having dispoeed of saw
mill machinery we are now offerhog ler sale the
t-maer et wee. T e building le 6000 feet; there
e 18 pieces 9;02 in hes,. Z6 feet long, independent
af ararne ; would eell this separate if desired; near-
ly all timber is ro k elm. GOITENLOCK BROS.,
Winthrop. 1782-tf
DULLS AND ems FOR SALE.--eThe un ersigned
1 ) has for sale (Me thoroughbred Durha bull 16
months roan • 1 eight menthe and one five reonthe.
Also a number cf hei ers one year and under. Also
a number of thornag heed Yorkehire pigs end sows,
littered in August. She and date both 1roin inn
ported stock, (rem jatt'e herd. For particulars
LI
DULLS FOR SAL .:-For sale two thoreughbred
_V Durham bulls, L5 months ola, red in color ; ono
burl 2 years old, eed.wi Alto two 3 year old heists
with calf at foot. C Irene got by New Yeer's Gift.
All the right low do xi blocky kind. Apply on Lot
24, Comm on 3 L. . S., Tackeremith. WILLIAM
CHAPMAN, Brecon id. 18264f
000TOR SHORTIE RNS FOR SALE. --Nor sale a
ej number ef you g Scotch Shorithorn bull, also
cows and heifere of he most- hishlonable straight
Scotch and &atoll t plied breeding.i Don't wait for
any auction sale, as y u ean buy here multi oheaper
and it your own te me and you have 70 head to
select from. Sped 1 bargains t4 eatly• buyers;
OR A
PINE
YRUP.
A Pleasant, Fre pt and Perfect Cure for
COUGHS, COLDS,
HO* SENESS,
SORE THROAT,
BRO CHIT'S,
and telt Throe e..rtd Lung Troubles.
Obstinate dou hs yield to its grateful,
soothing action,. nd in the racking, per-
sistent (smell often present in cenSump-
tive cases it giv s prompt and Sure re-
lief.
Mrs. S. Boyd, Pittston, Ont., writes :
"I had seeer cold in mythroat and
head and was ;:reatly troabled with
hoarseness. 'Ew • bottles of Dr. Wood's
Price '2.5 onto per b ttle.
Special Attenio
General Jobbing
Goderich street,
Robert
Devereux
BLACKSMITH and
MAKE!! )tleer
Two
two
el the Unite
of Hank-
. stage drive
lows: "He
who was;
ed little fr
and his Inv
for redskin
gentleman
through a
mart excep
dent, and
under hene
ardly one
did so in t
"Sacred t
Hank If
the Whitt
known st
was kind t
livedfl
hero, and t
now ringin
N EXP SJTO
3
'BOA remarkable enitephs in
States are those of Daniel
rmerly of Sacramentoe and
Monk, Horace • Greeley's
The former reads a4 fon
•e is: laid Dune' Bailrow,
111 nature ex ept his name
to Mankind rid his; hatred
. Who was nevertheless a.
long life ne er killed his
in self defe kid or by acci-
ho, when h et last went
th the bane s his cow -
les in Jeff orris' saloon,
e sure and c tain hone of
epitip reads thus:
he meinory gank. Monk,
biggest hearted and best
e driver in nie west, who
all and brou ht ill tO none.
e wheels of hiP coach are
on the gold In streetin"
bbCti wrote n ;1583: in his
book on. "T e Anatomie of I.A.buses;"
Overthrow: him and to pi ite. hin3 Ion. his
noSe, thong it be on hi rd stones, so
necks , are broken, so o etimes1 their
baCkse smite Imes their le s, sometimes
ing, murtlie homicide a d' great effu-
inese Just! e.
'The China Times relate: !an "raw-,
A Mr. je was betrot ed to: Mies
Han a.nd pa d his mone to the wo-
man's parent . Then he ailed On the
patents td h ve the cont act ftilfilled
and was itol that the romiseld one
wan the bria of anpther.
he wan entit ed to the 1, and went
to her hunb ntl's house col carr her
off, but she as not at ho ne. H then
laid his cape efore the 41stra e.
"If you are s wicked at Wienty years
of age, at: th age of eig you will
The preens of kua-ing i Very similar
to the line-qhlh, or site to -death
punishment.
[The Pop lation of t e Moon.
There is pl nty of authority fer be=
fleeing that t 'ere is a man in the moon.
In fad, then is authority Or believing
that there a e women an other ani-
mals there Dante declar s that Cain
was banished to the moon and that he
can be seen there at any ti ne. Chaucer
declares that: the man in t e moon was.
guilty of lereeny and -that he carries a
thorn bush. Shakespear :loads him
with thorna and gives hi SI a dog. Ac-
cording to the general ve sien, h was
banished there for gather ng stic -s on
Sunday, ann the Germans have mpli-
en who hen leen caught htirnin but-
ter on Sunda
perience the other day," said a ,clerk
came into eu Place and sked to look
at some false beards. Of ourse he was
accommodate , and he s ept over an
lhour going OT r the lot, tr ing them On
and examinin himself in a glass. He
took up my Imeeand aft r be had ex-
amined every hing in th t line in the
stet.° ho than ced me and said he was
considering w ether to raise a beard.or
not and wish d to see h w ; he would
look iu tbe di terent style ."
As is gener liy the cas with people
who have not ing to say worth hear -
great deal, to he evident disgust of a
number of bi drummer friends who
were dining a a country iotel. When
cheese was served,.it was of a decided
"lively" branch much to t e delight lof
the irrepressible. He attacked itiwith
great gusto, reMarking, "I nt like Sam-
son, slaying them by the housand!"
"Yes," replied. a quick wi ted diner, at
the end of tire table, "a d with the
same ,weapon too!"
An ,Alternatly
"Now, then," said the
logic, "give us an idea of
edge of the qu stion in plai
the student, " hat I can't
idea of your ignorance of i
words."-Pbiladelphia Pres
I Luxury.
Alice -Uncle Gabe, what
do if you had a million doll,
'Uncle Gebee-Well, I do
half soled.
rofesser of
,our kno-wl-
stammered
just exact -
give Us an
in any old
woulq you
rs?
an' rightly
ole ehoes
The Struggle For 0
If this free p-ople, if this
itself, is ever utterly dem
will come from this human
struggle for ce-that is,
live without w rk.
evernIment
"Ogg' and
'a way to
A trick le 11 -e a cheap 11 genie:Ler-
when it seemp to have done Its' work
and lost its vi lity it is apt to explode
and hurt the an who set a off.--Sat-
1 SUED AT
THE HURON EXPOSIT° OFFICE,
NO WITNI4SSES RE WIRED.
The Jatormese and T
To the Japanese. thin fai
I a means to the end
Of art It tells a stor
using or wearing it.
ry of Japan could be
in enough of them were
and every political even:
1 pictured on these air
different fans for
le occasion. Even d
ewn fans, and childre
The geisha ,girls have a
Of fan, and jugglers, to
appropriate decorations
fan used only at the so
equer. Generals have
.on sticks, and there iciS
ipped in water frequen
g used to make the a r
ticket court fans of Jan
g fans of wood, deco
artificial -flowers, and! e
I y Lisa Its own flower, t
axed use. Color, shap
on of the Japanese fan
1 leaning. the flowers a
flight of white storks up
ng life, while a cobweli
ourning.
elk Pang.
is not mere -
f cooling the
the manner
d from fans
put together,
f importance
rifles. There
11 have their
have theirs.
rticular kind
use one with
There' is a
e n tea feast,
evered with
k fans, with
a dangerous
water fan is
y while be -
cooler: The
n were fold-
ed svith silk
noble' fam-
t .no one else
and denbra-
11 have their
birds their
fan with a
it is to wish
esign is for
e SAL
on it. The
posture nas
ges of the
bolt upright,
13 pressed- to -
in
-e
1
The Way Peop
It is one thing to hay
at other to know how to
id al of a graceful s• tint
v ried in the different
w rid. The Egyptians st_
th knees and, feet c• lose
flier. It was the cerem
se its had no bacns and
111 erty, to forget their
st ioping, with one, or bot
ted by the „arms. Th
s the kuees and fee
ey have maintained t
sl Inge for 4,000 3 -ears. T
ea ly kings are
ol( manuscripts and on
sa le position. Down t
pa atiVely recent kings
c vede sitting stiffly on_
marked change of
b eight to derogate from
11". They new_receive
itte
a
tl
nal attitude.
when their
ey were at
ignity, sat
hinese ideal
wide apart;
attitude in
Saxons and
resented in
oius in the
date com-
queens re-
eir thrones,
store being
illustrated
ts; Let the
be two feet
tard seed at
le 1.6-4 feet
y represent
rcury. The
y e pea on
le. 284 feet
her pea On
rcle. Mars
e ,a steroids
1,200 feet
distance of
Jupiter, a
a circle We
Illustrating the Sol
solar system is
be represented 'by a 1
1:1 iameter. A grain of
the circumference of a ir
in kliameter will adequate
the size and distance of 1
cm 1.1 will be represente
the circumference- of a n
eel ass, and Venus `by a o
the outside of a 430 foot c
ph head at 654 feet, and t
by grains of sand 1,000, t
:ts ay- An orange at the
,half a tulle will stand fel
mile will stand for Saturn
ryl On the circumference Of
miles across will represe t
el
It Didn't Wo k
his lecture "Love,
Merriage," delivered in t
a 0, Rev. John De Witt M 11
Velley College' chapel tieN
ves as they did when tl
his arm armmd his wif
kissed her.
'reefing the lecturer sonlirte
"What isn't?" said the ie
fe she said, 'Vat's gone
'Vel," said the man, "vela
tissic acid is compose
ings as animal refuse a
s, with large quantiti
v triol. Even the smell of
d ices pain in the throat
p isons for which there
t me -and there seldo
p IS,011 is almost Instant
n ay give tellef, and red
lt te certainty of death to
,a ility.
Si
la
8
te
rtship and
e Lebanon
eral years
✓ of Phila-
kiss their
ey were a
the lecture
home, put
neck and
time after,
turer.
kissed my
wrong mit
of such
blood sol -
of oil of
e acid pro -
in the re -
such little
If there
s, for the
ous in its
ery freely
the abso-
rave prob-
fo Henry VIII. belongs t e honor of,
having conferred judicial r ghts upon
N.w o bad the widest experi nee of the
vil 'tiles of Women, to sit as judge,
al point a commission an etually to.
1), ss sentence on some e who had
been killing her deer and. despoiling
Ir. , Younghusband (reling from
to ;Walter Wellington Bee4." 1What old
y lu knew of my engagemeot to Walter.
le. Y. (chillingly) -I Wan Ducting to
BI acne.
Hosnand (during /the spa )-I must
have been a fool when I ma -tied you.
Vif Undoubtedly. nut ' the old
a( loge still holds good.
Experienced
'Mill the wool over your e es, " '
"Weil, be had fleeced S ve401. fellows -
be ore I met him."
here are plenty of tic
le man beings.--Ohlo Sta
or wit° act
ac like real
Saved by an own
tho well hnown story, once owed his
safety to.`„. a spider. Among the Tar
tars of central sia :there is a belief
that, one of their khans or chiefs waa
preeerved, long years ago, by the grea
horned -owl. lie bad hidden 'in
thicket to avoid capture by some ene-
Mies. By and by his pursuers came -WI
_this spat.
I, The first thing they saw was an Owl
Sitting on a bush. What did this mean?
It signified in their -eyes that this bird
Would not rest quietly there if any Mall
Were lying concealed close There-
fore they argned that the khan could
not be there, and 'so they hurried on
to search for him elsewhere. At night-
fall the khan made his way to the
Cainp of his men and told them how
he bad been saved from certain death.
His ntory caused them ever afterward
to leek upon the owl with reverence
and love. They wore its feathers in
caps as a pledge of victory.
A Maniac's Poem.
f Probably the mass of prieon poetry
Which has been written on etools and
bedposts and scratched on prison walls
far exceeds that which has found ex-
pression on paper, and many a "mute,
i glorious Milton" has beguo and fin -
i hed his poetical career -with these
' lost to, sight" productions.
, There ishin existence a short poem,
naid to have been scratelted by a
Maniac on the wall of his cell, which
tuns thus: .
CouIe 1 with ink the ocean fill,
Were all the world of parchment made,
Were every reed on earth a quill
And every man a scribe by trade,
To write the love of God alone
Would drain that ocean dry; - . .
Nor could the scroll contain the whole,
Though stretched from sky to sky.
The authenticity of this being the
work of a maniac has often been ques-
tioned because of the beauty. of its ex-
pression and its sound reason, but the
story stands. -All the Year Round.
Cantbronne and His Needle.
The famous General Cambionne had
a talent not rare in the French *army.
He knew how to use a needle. I knew
an old lady who preserved with care a
Brittany costume he made her for -a
fancy ball. She spoke of it as a beauti-
f I fit at the time ,he measured her -for
1 The ornamental stitching on: the
cersajee and apron formed designs in -
Vented by the general as he stitched,
though he was .of an age when. the in-
ventive faculty is dull. "What should
I do to prevent tedium killing me," he
4ce said in the hearing of this lady,
"were it not for my needle?" , He had
little book education and never had any
taste for . reading. He. was too sober
to seek liveliness in drink, ann too good
a citizen to seek to p.lay a part as a
politician. He also had a loom with
which he wove tapestry and furnished
s me beautiful things to his relatives. -
P ns Cor. Loudon News.
An Enduring Record.
Standing side by side in an old Long
Oland cemetery are four tombstones.
They co ruemorate the virtues of the
soccessi e wives of one of the town's
tne monuments is that not alone do
they perp4uate the memory of each of
lets helpmates, but they serve as a sort
of' financial barometer to record the
husband's rising fortunes.
"The firit wife had a modest little
headstone. Tbe second wife's inemoria,1
NV/18 011 the same .order, but it was at
least two feet taller. The third wife
differed both as to style and size, being
greatly superior to either of the others,
while to the fourth and last was grant-
ed the distinction of a granite shaft „
Baron Munchausen; when • hunting
for deer upon one occasion, encountered
a magnificent animal, but found him-
self without shot. Speedily gathering
together a handful of cherry stones he
loaded his gun Ivith them and fired at
the- deer, hitting him squarely between
the eyes, not killing him, however. The
dee1e managed to escape, but some time
later .the baron encountered him again
and- was surprised to see a beautiful
cherry tree- growing out of the ani-
mal's forehead, covered With blossoms
and fruit.
Milo Was a Glutton.
tbe famous athlete of ancient
Greece (born 520 B. C.), was yictor at
both the Olympic and Pythian games
for six times in succession. Op one oc-
casion he ran four miles with an ox on
hiS shoulder, killed the animel with a
blew of his first and then ate the entire
carcass in one day. An ordinary meal
for this gluttonous Titan was twenty
pounds of bread, twice that ranch meat
anel fifteen pints of wine. '
Well Dressed. I
nbe-Go away, You nuisanee! You
don't know when a woman ip well
Ile -Oh, yes, I de. It is when she Is
head and shoulders above her gown,
and when theiower part of it is in the
way of a fellow's', feet. -Boston Tran -
He Hastensi to Explain.
The Wife -I believe that Ales. Rivers
thinks I am a fool.
The Husband -There is evidence of
pf what?"
" hat she thinks you are a fool, my
He Escaped.
"Sir," questioned an irate female
shopper as she peunced upbo a small
man who was pacing the store; "are
you the floorwalker?"
There is no sortow I have thought
more about than that to love what is
,nt•eet and try to reach it and yet to
e zema, coarse hands, ragged
HUG
JING!..:ES AND JESTS.
sada 4,
e'er ; enny tales'
Must anY1 day seine good friend nails
Me and proceeds to tell, as new,
Some -of those old familiar tales.
"1 wonders haw a rich man feels?"
EXpElp,ZISIrr, "Well, tell you. He feel disaway:
Now dat he got it he can't keep it; en
Ask for the Octagon Bar 437 ef he do keep It somebody eLse will
she' git
C 0110EESTEWART
Ro es, Carnations, Valley Vioiet , etc.
We ding Bunches and Floral D signs
a Specialty.
her
G.
ave your orders with Mr. Marie Aber-
, druggist, Seaforth, or send direct to
11 orders will receive tbe best of 'atter.-
tin°. Order funeral work early.
1 25-13
LLS
11Lve Restored Thousands of
Cariekdian, -Women to
klealth and Strength.
iere is no need for so many wom n to
spo laand the numerous troubles which
rent er the life of woman a round of ick -
nes and suffering.
Y .ung girls -budding into womanh d,
-wh suffer with pains and headaches, and
wh se face is pale and the blood -Wa ery,
will find Milburn;se Heart and N rve
'Pill help them greatly during this per iod.
omen at the change of life, wh are
nor ous, subject to hob flushes, feclin of
pin and needles, palpitation of the h art,
etc. are tided over the trying tim of
thei • life by the use of this wond rful
system, makes pains and aches va. ish,
brings -color to the pale cheek and spa itle
o eye.
TI ey build up the system, renew liesb
vita
red
Tbe
n
In. the
of
11
The
fee licit
ity, improve the appetite, make rich,
blood and dispel that weak, tired,
SS, no -ambition feeling.
ALL DEALERS.
. Hilburn Co., Limited, Toronto nt
he Surrogate Court of the
County of Huron.
rens Farmer, deceased.
reditore of tbe above named Lancelot T
eger, are required to send to the ueder
r ior the Extcuto-s, on or before the 10:
Febre ry, /903, full artleulars d their claim , and
dB lay ls. Atter said date, the Executors sil pro-
ine pa Lica eetitled thereto, haying reference o ly to
the (1.1n.s of which node° has been given Ds above,
and at er butth distribution the Exoeuters will not be
hae rio been given, for any part of tin as.sete of the
, estate. 7h e totice le given pursuant to the steatite
, in that behalf. F. 1131,MRSTED, Seafortb, 0.,
- :r for Executers. Sea'orth, January 7th,
gned
day
P ince Edward Nan
armer compelled to stop
clearing up his farm.
Mr. Ijob Costain,Mininegash, writes:
"In the Spring of 1900 1 started to 'Clear up a
piece pf land, but had not worked many days'
before! I was ts.ken with a very lame back, 41$4,
ed to he down in the centre of zny back nd
my ri ht side and I could not stoop o
!I got box of Doan's Kidney Pills and bef
I 1 had taken the whole box 1 was comple
I cured and able to proceed with my -work
take eat pleasure in recommending th
[ all far ers who are troubled as I was."
The iwan Kidney P111 Co., TOrOnto, t.
lia e your Clothes
No neer-salty of gettim,,,aew Spring clothes if
Will Betel your last yearall suit to the
re
ly
you
AE FORTH DYE WORKS
I Old cl thee made to look like new. Dyeing and
and sat !action gusranteed. All wool goods g ale
eased t give good satisfaction on shorti st rio foe.
Shaels, obtains, eta, at moderate prices. PI see
do net f 11 to give tne a call. Butter and eggs ken
_HENRY NICHOL,
1792 Oppolite th' Laundry. North Main Stre t.
For sa
ower
wegon.
One seas
To Threshermen.
a, one White tIraction Engine, 17
leo one White Challenge Eepiratar 36
and St inch bzdy. Also water -Oa*
This is a lint clue outfit, having run
41. Will be se ld cheap as proprietor in
_t Apply en Lot 3:3, Coneesiion 11,
1831
orse
neh
and
nly
His °ray Refuge.
The ParsOn-Your wife, sir, is trying
to run my ehureh. -
Witherbye-If that is really the case,
the only thing for you to do is to JOIE.
my poker dote
P efer to Remain.
Though oft we complain that this life I*
unkind, 1
That too mtch of its hardship We get,
After all, th re are Very few anxious -to'
find i
The easieetj way nut of it yet.
First Boye-My mamma belongS to one
of the first fiumilies.
Second BOy-Poohl That's nothing.
Mine belongs to one of the laet fami-
lies.
Seitexue No Good.
,Noggs-AO a cure: for insomnia
Physician j(facetionsly)-An old fag);
limed way 14 to couat 500 -
count. -To Topics}
Comparaillsiely- Poor.
ti
The poor old man (of he future) Sighed,
And his sigh was a s ,gh of despair,
"Though I've pinche and hoarded fOr
years," he cried, i
"I'm only almmionatrel"
First PolifIcian-Of course, you ton-
sider yourself mastereof the situation?
Second Potitician--Quees nou haven't
heard of mY marriage.
WO OP IORSR.
"Oh, I'm s ire she sift as old as the
looks."
"Perhaps apt, but Inn sure ehe's °idea
than she thinks she looks."-
Agite's Retrospect.
"When I was ia boy," young men begin
In speaking !of youthful joys,
But old men, ispinning their yarns, *tart
"When I vala one of the boys."
Noll at All [Likely.
"Oh, no. s,heis too ambitious to at-
tempt any snch ea•syl task as that."
On the Way.
Still on ithe way, dear, ,
We sing down the sorrow;
(Joy for today, dear,
Is light for tomorrow:
Slummed Up.
Cholly! Now what on earth laws sho
Dorothy -St Mabel la engaged to
see in him? I
Margaretler last febance, probably,
-Judge.
Another Foolish Question.
Of course no1beef trinet plied Its trade'
In that old Roman state
Else how hati Clesar founa the meat
On which grew se great?
MileseeDo 3rou believe In this falai
cure business? .
Giles -Sure.' Lots of people make
good money at It
atal Kiss.
She sat closet his automobile,
.51:1 apology. 1
Wagg-I wiSh that Was all -he owed
me.
I ask not diamonds Be fair,
Nor gold would 1 control;
I only ask that I May own
A simp4e ton of coal
Put His -Foot In ft.
She -You never gamble, do you,
George?
He -You calk bet yonr life on that. -
Life is rea , life is earnest,
And the grave is uot its goal;
Its great alm, thou Sadly learnest,
Is to get sufficient coal.
Teter -Your nexe znr_tremely good
Totter -Yes, and lots of it.
Although not Oretty now, -I know,
'With this thought I'm consoled:
When have cached threeseore and ten,
I'll then be retty oldi.
An Authority.
"Papa, do lobsters hate hearts?"
"I don't kno Willie. Ask your sis-
ter."
Easy Way Ont.
She's sent me a "bid" ta her wedding,
And I; when I think of my debts,
Am glad that rye something to send ter -
It's cheap. I shall send my "regrets."
-Boston Herald.
NO SPAVINS
The worstpoesible spavin can be el:media
45 minutes. tbases, orbs *ad Splints
just as quick. Net pais ul and never has
failed. Detail inform t1012 Etb011t this
new method se t free to horse owners.
Write today. k for pamphlet No. 202