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FACEMBER 26 1902
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:NERVOUS EN E ROY.
MILBUR.NPS
Don't Overdraw Your Account In the
Bank of Nature.
'Youl have a depositor nervous energy
placed to your account in the bank 't
your body. It may be large, in whiz
1011'0 ease you are a millionaire
strength and accomplishing power, •r
mas be so microscopic as to nee
earetal husbanding and little expend
lure -to keep it from dwindling out a
together.
But many millionaires become pa
pers., and some -"dime savings" swe
into millions. It depends upon the wa
the capital is 'teenaged. You ma
think you have so much that there
no need to be economical. You get u
In the morning and feel the bl
bounding through your veins like mou
tain cataracts, and you think you ea
turn the min wheels of the world.
You work day and night or you piq
day and night, which is sometimes
more exhausting„ and go at the limit of
your speed all the time. You are over-
drawing your bank account of energy
and that needlessly, for you probabI
have enough, to last a long and useful
lifetime. It pays to sit down and shar
en your tools, and it adds cent per ce
to YOUr body bank deposit
Another with not halt your brain
or hustle Will get ahead of you in th
end, for he makes every act, ever
thought, go straight to the mark, II
waste e no effort. -Everything he doe -
means something. It helps toward som
given end. You spend a great deal o
anununition on your quarry becaus
you are overanxious. He keeps cool
takes eteady aim and wings his bird.
You ;get wrinkles and frost tippe
templee and become a bankrupt in Yi
tante- when you should be in yo
prime.You have overdrawn the bes
and Most valuable bank account th
Lord Cver placed on the books of lif
the ability "to love and to work and t.
play and to look up at the stars."
Are a, combination of the active prinoiples of
the most valuable vegetable remedies for die
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eases and disorders of the Liver, Stomach sod
Bowels.
A MONTE CARLO LEGEND.
The Story the Croupiers Teti of the
'Wandering Jew.
AII gamblers are superstitious, an
some of their pet superstitions are no
so old ,as to have acquired the respe
tability of venerable traditions. .Th
croupiers of Monte Carlo have an in
teresting set of traditional superst
tions of their own, most of which ar
entirely unknown to the many thou
sands of visitors who toy with th
"tiger" in that gilded court of chance
The most striking of these is th-
story of the Wandering Jew, which th
croupiers believe as fervently as the.,
do that the bauk will down any "sys
tem" that ever NeetS luvented. Thee
is one day, and one day only, in th
year on which the rooms of the casin
at Monte Carlo are closed—that is o
Good Friday. When the rooms ar
opened on the folio -wing day, they sa
the first person to enter the "Gran
Nouvelle Salle de Jour" is an old ma
of venerable appearance. He wastts
no thne; but, walking straight to on
of the tables, he places with the tre
bling fingers of extreme old age
piece af money upon a certain numbe
The Wheel is turned, the croupier's n
sal dry falls upon the ear, annomicin
that -the number selected by the ol
man has won. With a bitterly sava e
exclatnation the aged man seizes h s
Winnings, throws them about him and
hurries from the room to disappear, tQ
one knows where.
He is the Wandering Jew, and unt
be can lose a bet at Monte Carlo e
must continue his wanderings. Get n
the "blind side" of any pf the old cro
piers of Monte Carle, and they will t
yor this legend. Have they seen hin
Of course iheyehave and are fully pe
suaded that the aged and mysterio s
stranger is none other than the m n
condemned to perpetual earthly wa
derings nearly 2,000 years ago.
IS
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An Obstacle to Piety.
A. story told, by a western emigres
man is about two brothers, Ed a
Jim, who dealt in wool at their ho
in. Iowa. Jim went to a revival me
ing (unthinkingly, the congressra
says) and "got religion." In his fir
burst of enthusiasm he told his broth
of how much- better he felt since
conversion and urged Ed to come in
the fold. The latter pondered grave
for a time and then said: "Ain't at
tioub but what religion's a good thi
and glad you've got it, Jim, bu
guess you better let me alone j
now," he continued reflectively. "Y
see, jina, one a us has got to weigh t
wool,"
Ai
Chase That Frown.
I, Treitrn to laugh. A good laugh is bet-
, ter than medicine. Learu how to tel a
'story. A well told story is as welco ne
as a , sunbeam in a sickroom. Learn to
:keep your own troubles to yours lf.
The world is too busy to cart for y ur
ills and sorrows.
li Learn to stop croaking. If you c n -
not see any good in the world, keep he
bad, to yourself. Learn to hide y ur
pains and aches under pleasant smi es.
No one cares to hear whether you h ve
the earache. headache or rheumatis •.
i
i
. Thoughtful Nature.
"Irow. -wondrous is nature!" sigi'ed
the ;dreamy eyed person.
-You bet!" answered the practi 'al
man. "Why, you know Vow little Li ye
is lost between the Hibernians and he
,Africans, and just look how nature has
arranged things sa as to prevent he
Iri,-.11 potato from ,,coming in contict
-wi al the blackberry."
, Merely a. Suggention.
"Man proposes and woman dispos s,"
remarked the young man who gets quo-
tailens twisted.
replied the beautiful blom on
the ether. end of the sofa, "I'm dispo .ed
to do to3.- part it some man will do h e."
Three minutes- later she bad im
landed. -
,
—Mr. Ves Selishury, jr.. of Mite
hada narrow esespe from being seri
injured one mornieg recently. He wa
his wey te Mr. Louie Striekert's, who
ovei our mile e from Mitt hell, on the S
fr eortel, an when opposite Mr.
R e some - fired a gun off. it is sa
so; sparree , and a Dumber of the
pen trat.ei "e I. Salisbury's left cheek.
graina oi shot, were removed by Dr. S
Mick Readaehe, Jai die* Heart-
burs,Catarrh of thai tomash,Disid-
nava, Blotchea and Pimple..
• CURE
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neseis, 'Watley
nt1. a1IoW ow'
Dyspepsia, Sour
Brash, Liver Compii
Muddy Conspisx.to
Sweeten the britatit and lear away all liva!see
and. poisonous matter from the syetern.
Piece 25oa bottle or 5 for $1.00. All dealers
or Tim T. Mutsu -eat co. Limited, Toronto'
Out
IMPORTANT
NOTICES.
EW FEED STORE AT BLAKE.—We will keep
on hand a supply of Flour and Mel
Feed. Flour exchanged for wheat. Give tut a trial.
JOHN THIRSK. 1788 tf.
STORE TO RENT.—To ret in Seaforth ono deb°
best business Mande h the towe. Has been
uteri for a number of years or mink ery foe "Int
there is a first class openine. Also ro ms to rent
over store, newly fitted up land in first class min-
dition. Apply to M11. JAMES GILLESPIE.
18284!
MISTReY HEIFER.—Strayed into the premiseet
_124 the undersigned Lot 18 Concession 2, Tacker-
smith,- on December Oth, a red, yesr old heifer. The
owner can have the sine on proving property end
paying chargee. J. MOFFATT, klippen. 1827+2
STRAY HEIFER.—Strayed from Lot 4, Coact/340n
11, Tuekersreith, about the Bret of October, a,
heiftr about 11. months dd. She WKS MOStly ,red.
with some white spot.. Au- information leading to
the reoavery of this animal Will be liberary rewarded.
JOHN WHITEMAN, Chieeleuret P. 0. 18270
OTRA,YED.--There strayed from Lot 16, Conees-
0 Mon 14, Hibbert, on ot about the lst day ot
November, a light rad steer, coming three years old.
a ring in the right ear,and long white horns A
liberal reward eV be given for any infornaation as
to the animal's whereabeuts. Address WILLIAM
TOWERS, Faiquhar P. 0. 1828x4
FOR SALE.
BULL FOR SALE.—For sele a thoroughbred Pur -
ham bull calf 14 months ad, dark red in color.
Apply on Lot 22, Conceseion 9, McKillop, or te R.
SCARLETT, Winthrop. 18204f
TIVERY- STABLE FOR SALE.—Fer sale, oheap,
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,I the livery °lath premises on Jilain street Sea-
ferth, the property of the underrigned. The heed-
ing ia 28x. 30 feet, perk of it brick veteered. It is
well fitted up with shill, c'tllces, eto., and is one of
the best htands in the count. There is cne lot 80
feet frontage. Must be &.14 by January 1st. For
further particulars apply to A. FoRBES, Seaforth.
18214!
DULL FOR SALE.—The undersigned has frr sale,
on Lot 18, Conceesion 2,Hiy, a thoroughbred ,
Durham bull, 19 months old, roan In color. and an
extra animal the ere, and dam, and pedi Me on
hand to be i respected. Will keep a , pure -bre Berk-
shire Hog for service. JOHN gLDEA., Hens 11
P. 0. 18234!
MIMBER FOR SALE.—Having ldispoted of saw
je mill machinery, we are now offering for Dale the
timber ef same. The building is 6.0x38 feet; there
are 18 pieces 9x12 Jo:thee, 28 feet twig, independent
of frarne ; would sell this separate' if deeired ; !male
ly all that:161'1s rock elm. GOVENLOCK BROS ,
Winthrop.. 178241f
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BULLS AND PIGS FOR SALE, -,-The undersigned
hes for sale one therceehbred Durham bull, 16
neouthe, roan; 1 eight manths and ene five reorithe.
Also a number ef heifers (tee year nd under. Aleo
a number of thoroughbred Yorkehire pigs and sows,
littered in August Sire and dain both from im-
ported stook, from 1 latt's herd. For partieulare
addreee S. CUDMORE, Hurondale 'ese 0. 1816-tt
B"DULLS FOR SALE.—For sale two thoroughbred
Durham bulls, M months olde red in color e ono
bull 2 years old, red. Also two 3. year old heifers
with calf at foot Calves got by r lie* Year's elift.
All the right low down blocky kind. Apply on Lot
24, Genoese On 3, L. R. 8., Tuekeremith. -WILLIAM
CHAPMAN, Brucelield. 182041
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
DAM FOR SALE.—For sale ttjat very desirable
r farm on the Mill Road, Tuokermuith, adjoining
the village of Egniondville. It eentains 97 sores,
rawly all cleared and in a good state of cultivation,
and well undurdrained. here s a comfortable
brick cottage and good barns, w th rook (teller and
outbnildinge. The buildings are ltuated near the
centre of the farm and on the Mill Road. It is well
watered, and plenty ot soft wat r in the kitehen.
It ie conveniently situated formilhurch and school
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and within a e and a hell of eaforth. Will be
sold cheap and oa easy terms o Payment. Apply
to the proprietor, ROBERT FANSON, Seatorth.
1748-10
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OPLENDID FARM IN THE TOWNSHIP OF
0 ST.ANLEY FORISALE.—Cc misting of the North
half of Lot 14, and te South Half of Lot 16, Conces-
sion 8, aaid 10 scree, part of Lot 14, • Concesaion 7,
in all 110 acres. On the farm there are two berme
sheds, eta., frame house and geod orchard, welt
fenced and conveniently situated; being about two
miles from Varna aed ore quarter of a mile from
school. There is abundance of g od water, an orer-
flowing well at the rear of the farn making it suit-
able for either grain or grazing. rrtlera are about 10
acres of bush. The farm will be o1d cheap and on
easy terms. If not Old will rent or I year or a term
ot years. For further particula s apply to B. R.
HIGGINS, Brucetteld P. 0., or to edef3S SARAH Mc-
INTYRE, Hensel', 1824 -ti
MILBURN'S
HEART
NERVAidEPILLS
r
WEAK u
PEOPL
Are a True Heart Tonic,
Nerve Food and Blood Enricher. They build
up and renew ail the worn out and wasted
tissues of the body. and restore perfect breath
and vigor to the entire system.
Nervousness, Sleeplessness. rierreca Prete'
tration, Brain Fax. Lack of Vitality, After
Effects of La Grippe, Anemia, Weak and
Dizzy Spells, Loss of riernory, Palpitation ell
the Heart, Lou of Energy. Shortnesti of
Breath, etc., can all be cured by using
Milburn's Heart and Nerve rills.
Price 50c. a box or 3 for $1.25. All dealers or
Tun T. hinaluati Co., Lietentet, Toronto, Out.
OTEERACiE A SENGERS. '
,
1rnudgi,ants Fier ,AM;rica Are Looked
Upen ate argo.
One of the biggest 4ners sa11inge4at
of rrance, with 800 steerage passene,
gers; aboard, was ,seleeted for observing -
the !Manner of handling steerage ;pas-
sengers boundfor America.
A firm conclusioe reached after the
experience of that tiriti Is that an Immi-
grant of this elass ;has to put up with
much unnecessarilY Unpleasant treat-
ment—flret, simply because he is an
immtgrant and therefore in judgment
!Meriting it, and, ti€6 taly, because, be-
ing what he is, he ha , not yet learned
to protect himself The picture con-
jured up by the t ern "Immigrant" in
the minds of those wbo have their care
en route is not at all, the color of the
vision that arisehereire us with the
word. Here In *erica we have a
notien of a bandteam
rpest and, it ay
rl:
be, if we are u charitable, worn and
unwashed men a a, wepaen with tam -
Mese though the faimil and the wash-
ing are really outside for the moment,
hurrying from hard conditions of life—
scant, underpeld labor, ignorance, op-
pression, misrule -repressing en to what
they must coneelVe to be a bright land
;of prornise or they would not be rush -
Ing here; to a glorioue young country,
where all meu are free and equal and
all that sort of thing, But the man
who has to Re that these immigrants
are given food andibunk and that they
do not fall pick belolv has no such
faneleS. His sympathy, he will tell
;you, is not fcir the iinnnigrants, but for
,the eountry that iS to get them.
- These in charge of the immigrant
from, southern Eurape Will tell you that
he is not a destrabte creathre. They
have handled many, many thousands
,of his kind, and thy should know
,soneething of him Ina*. The company
traneports him, it is true, but as to
that, he is freight freight of good
,prorit. The company would take freight
to the highest degree distasteful if SQ
.be the rates *ere kaid, Indeed, yes, it
is a business. I There le a large profit in
the tmralgrant—elei ye—but as a fel-
low passenger he 'is—oh, well, repul-
sive, repugnant or Whatever you say in
ysooluior,s.
ebolanguage.—anee B. Connolly in
CAUGHT IN
Seaforth Saw and Stave
- LOGS WANTED.
The undersigned is prepared to pay tbe highest
cash price for an unlineited quanttly of fireleolass
Soft Elm, Rock Elm, Basswood, Maple, Beech, Ash,
Hemlock and Oak Logs, delivered at the &Igor%
Saw and Stave Mill. Logs to be out an even length
except Soft Eine Soft Elm to be out 11, 13 end 16
eet. Will buy
1,000 Cords Basswood Heading Bolts,
40 inches long, at $3 per cord deliverei. Will also
buy timber by measurement or by bulk in bush.
Special attention paid to Custom Sawing, and
satisfaction guaranteed.
WILLIAM AMENT.
18244!
'
IS OWN TRAP.
A German Hote1
,L.I•Ceeper's Opinions
oa Hothela ed Peoples.
"I think that the AMericaus are alto-
gether too quick to pick a quarrel,"
said ,a German hotel keeper in Harlem
who ihad just had q. petty tussle in put-
ting out an uhwel ome customer.
"They are not t be compared with
the French," said tn American;lawyer
who happened to dlroi, in. "Why, you
knot* about th4 French apprentices,
how they are al ays ready to fight
and often lose th ir lives over a few
words,"
"I've heard about these apprentices,"
said the Germa . "We have them in
our country. T ey roam around the
country. But what of that?"
"Yes," was the answer. "A. party of
them, with ft lea.der and representing
some eraft, will,Lfor instance, naeet an-
other party Of ,pprentices. They are
organized inta different societies, each
intensely jeeloue of the other, and if
twa sech bands are different societies
there Is a fight in an instant. First the
leaders come to blovts, and then the
melee becomes general. They fight
with fists and s leks until the road is
littered with th wounded and some-
times the dead."
The German, net te be outdone by
the French, said before he had thought
twieel "That's ii othing. Why, our stu-
dents in the ui iversities have fights.
They belong to different societies and
fight with saber . Beeause of some lit-
tle inSult often 4rne will have his head
fairly cut open."
-"And, yet yo
Anaerica.nsi" sad the lawyer as he
laughed to See lhOw the German had
stepped into his own 1 -trap.
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A, T ue Friend.
It takes a gr at soul to be a true
friend—a large, catholic, steadfast and
loving spirit. Oise must forgive ranch,
forget much, forbear eauch. It costs to
be a friend or to have a friend. There
is nothing else in life exceiat mother-
hood that costs so much. It not only-
-costs time, affecien, strength, patience,
love—sometimes a, man must even lay
down his life fee- his friends. There is
no true friendship without self abnega-
tion, eelf sacrifice. 1 ;
1
complain ,about the
Bern With' Them.
"Maranaa," I seld the little girl, her.
eyes Wide With excitement, "I do be-
lieve the minister told a story!"
"Why, the. Near Isald her mother.
"You don't. know what you are .Say-
ing.". . ;
"But I do, marnma. 1 heard papa
ask him howlong he had Worn whisk-
ers and he said he had worn them an
his' life." a
A Synohym.
"What? Fifty cents a box for those
pills!" cried the customer. "Why, it's
robbery." ;
"1 wouidn't Say that," returned the
druggist coCdly.
"No?"
"No. Since pills are under discus-
sion. I'd try to e humorous and call it
‘piilagee".1
bot Deesn't .Put Ifte There.
"My boy Jos writes me that he is
stopplif at the best hotels,"' remarked
Mrs. Cornto,ssql
"Is he a commerciel traveler?' -
- He' e drIein' a transfer wagon."
When Damej Fortune goes calling,
she utterly disregards "at home" days,
ter',
ee_
T E OAPVIITH I N TW WEEKS
ADA BUS NESS MLLE E,
MATH& ONT.,
P aced t o undergradn tee and one gra
a e at a lades avers ing $600 each
a num, a d had to all() ten other calls o
g unfill wherathe wages were from 5
t $60 p month. Dpe it not pay to at•
nd the •est ? We want 100 more brit
y ung me and women to prepare for theile
9 ()client openings. rite for hands° e
o talogue.
D. MeLAO LAN & CO., I
1820-tf Chatham, Ont.
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oney fo Loan
A ei to 5 e r sent. on farm sestuity. Life and it's
In mance w Its* In best companies. J. LEOKI
B week. 1816-16
SIG
Fl THE
CIRCULAR
SAW
There is neii1her -thunder nor light-
ning, within the Reale circle.
MARRIA E LICENSES
SUED AT
THE HUHN EXPOSITOR OFFICE
SEAFORTH, ONTARIO.
NO WITNESSES REQUIRED.
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'0AUL1 OM veLim 998
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AUCTIONEERS.
rniohtes BROWN, Licensed Auctioneer for, the
j_ I Comities of Huron and Perth. Orth re left at
A. M. Campbell's implement warerooms, Seaeorth, ler
rnaEXPOS roe. Office, will reoeive proirpt et tentkin,
at faction guaranteed cir no charge. 17C.841
A VcTio EERING.—S. S. Phillips, Licensed
tie Aust oneer for the counties of Ifuron and
Perth. Be arra practioal farmer and i h(.roughly
understand ng the -nape of farm stock end imp e.
manta, placts me in a better position to realize good
perms. Charges modetate. Satisfaction guaranbeed
or no pay. All orders lett at Henan poet rffice or
it Lot 28 Conceeeion 2, Hay, will be promptly
derided to 170914
Robert
Devereu
BLACKSMITH a,Ine
Special ttention
CARRIAGE opp.
o Horses General
ing
ral Jebbinga.n MAKER ite
Goderich treat, -77,7 - Beale
TOOK FOR SERVICE.
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A TAM ORTH PIG.7-The undersigned hate on
.ti.' Lot S , Concession 10, McKillop, a thordu h -
bred Taman rth Pig, to which a limited number of
iow4 will b admitted. Teems—One dollar, pays, tle
at t e time of service, with the privilege of returning
If n cesear . JOHN DODDS. 1826x4
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Ti PIG REEDERS.S-The undersigned will keep
:
.1._ on .426, Concession' 6, L. R. S., Tuckersnaith,
s t orong bred Trotwoarrie Pio, also a thorirugh-
bred Yo PIG. 4 limited number of sows will
be edmit to each. Terms, $1, payable at the time
of kervioe or $1.60 le oared. • JAMES GEMMILL.
1808-52
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P[0FO SERVICE.-eL The undersigned will heep
on L t 29, ConteeSion 11 Hibbert, a Thoro gh-
bred Yor shire boar Ito v,Opoli he will adnnt a
limited ni rober of sows. Teinie.-41 at the titre of
service. OHS ELGIE, Chiselhurst, Ont. 1771-tf
11
th
DIG FO
Lot
bred York
ad i n umb
time of s
necessary.
SERViOE;—The. undersigned' has on
Concession 11, McKillop, a Otero eeh-
hire Boar, tol which he mill selmit a limit -
1 of sow& :Terme-75c, paeable at the'
nice, with the priyilege of returning if
,HUGH T. GRIEVE. ' 17824f
0 S I TO 1:1.
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PAROL S NOT REVOKED.
General Grant Laid Down the Law
to President Johnnent
Daniel R. Goodie ;for many -years a
d1st1ng1ishe1 resident a Washington
and eliairma ofthe commission to free
the slaves of the Distrlet, once told this .
"One morning soon after the surren-
der at Appemattox I was one of a I
group of gentlemen Standing on Penn-
sylvania avenue, discussliag the mo-
mentous questions of the day. As we
talked Geneeal Grant rode toward us,
smoking his usual cigar. Recognizing
several of us he dismounted and joined
us.
'What's the news?' he asked.
"I answered, 'We are discussing a
piece of news which e0ineS to us di-
rectly from, the White House and .
which gives me no little concern.'
'What is it? asked the general.
" understand that President An- .
drew Johnson Intends to revoke the
parole of General Lee and other gener-
als of the late Southern Confederacy.'
""Who was your informant?' asked
General Grant.
"I gave hirn the name of the gentle-
man who had given the information.
"General Grant quietly said, 'Thank
you, gentlemen,' reneounted his horse ,
and rode rapidly away toward the'
White House.
; "We leisurely turned our steps in
the same direction, and as we entered
the portico we sew Grant coming down(
the steps looking mere excited than It
had ever seen him before. I Went up-
stairs and met a friend who had beenl
In conference that 'looming with Mr.1
Johnson on the subject above men-
tioned. He rgaid to :me: `If you have!
any request to make of the president
this mornh4 keep A until some othert
time. He is angrier than I have everi.
seen him. A , moment ago General;
Grant strode into his presence and per-
emptorily d mended, "Do you intendj!
to revoke th parole of General Robert
E. Lee and other officers of the late'i
Confederacy
"'"1 am considering the subjeet,",,
Johnson replied. "Yen need not considt1
er it. Those 'c aroles Were signed by m
as general ommanding the army oell
the United States. MY promise to themt
shalt, be kept in good faith if it takeei I
the e!emy of the United States, pills the
armpr of tho late Confederacy, to en:/
force it."
"'Saying t le, Grant retired and left
Johnson whi e ;with rage.'
"We nevee heard 'any more of tilt
revoCation of the paroles."- ;
OL FASHIONED.
What has 3eco1ue of the old fashio*'
ed man wb4 called a boil a "gatheril
ing?"
What has heeeme 'of the old fashionf
ed man who' referred to coal as "stone
coal?"
Fel AMW RTI1 PIG—he undersigned has on his
I_ farm Coucession 3 MoKillop, the thoroughbred
Ta worth pig, " Wiltsees Choice" to which a limited
nu ber of sows will be admitted. Tetme—$1 pay-
able at the time of servile° with ihe privilege of re -
necessary. THOMAS W. ADAMS.
turning if
182,px4
Opl
have
Willy MCC
ment of h
The relief
3. LOGIE
Price, $
receipt of
W. T.
Ontario.
lona ot, Liading Physician •
uoh pleaentelinbesring testimony to the
Ireful resifits I have obtained in the treat-
morrhoids br Lite use of Strong's Pilekone.
comes early, nd le, I believe, lasting W.
M. D., Conner, London. -
.00. For sal by druggists, or by Marl, on
price.
HONG, Man facturing Chemist, Lo don,
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Mc op Directory for 190
MICHEA.
JOHN S.
OHARL
JAMES
AROHIB
JOHN 0.
DieVID
SOLOMO
tt Win
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MURDIE, Reeve, Winthrop P. 0,
ROWS, Councillor, Seaforth P. 0.
LITTLE, Councillor, Winthrop P. 0,"
'LOUGHLIN Councillor, Beechw000l I'. 0
LD MoGREGOR, Councillor, Sa&f9n14 P.0
MORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop P. O.
. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop P. 0.
J. SHANNON, J. P., SaniUry Ins
p P. O.
ober
What has beeome a the old fashione
ed woman who bought wall paper and
hung it herself? 1
What has become of the old fashioni•
ed boy who believed that eating gun
powder would make him fierce?
What has become Of the old-fashit
ed niustang pony that had to be br
ken every time, it was hitched up?
What has beeome Of the old fashionl-
ed person who said io a child that hall
fallen, "Come here, ' and I'll help yoT
up?"
,What has become Of the old .fashiorie
ed woman who used to say to her boy
when he came, in late, "I'll attend tO
your case after supper?".
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CaretaInenn of Surgeon.
It Is an object lesson in godliness tO
see a surgeon Washing his la -ands after
performing an operation, says the Chi:
cago Chronicle. He works of coins
with sleeves rolled np to the elbow, s
that the washing extends from the cra-
zy bone to the tip of the finger nail.
First there is a hard scrubbing with
plain soap andeterilized watere-This
followed by a swObing with tincturie
of 'green soap niid sterilized wate
Then collies a geneine scouring with
equal parts of, qu'eklime and soda
sterilized water an 'finally a rinsing I
a solution (1 to 2, 00) of ! bichleride
mercury. Without ,these four separa e
washings no SurgeOn would think f
venturing out to scatter germs -of di
ease.
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Romance .of a Marriage License.1
cense issueq to, two parties, and writtei
a.croes the face of the entry in red ink
Is the note by the judge: "Returhed u
used. See pege so and so." On turning
to the page ireferredeto there is. another
read and ehe seine red ink note. Iln
short, the record shows that a lieen
was procured- and returnedeenused fo
different times. The fifth time,- howe
, 1
er, was the charman
, d they were ma
ried, he at the age of sixty-four and
she at fortY-eight ears.
i
,
1 photography.
She—I took this picture with my "k
dak" while abroad.
-fie—What is it?
She—Well, that buildin'g that stan4
up perfectly straight is the leantig
tower of Peso.; thoSe leaning buildinge
are the perpendicillar edifices in the
I
vieliiity.
,
i Waite Natural.
"Isn't it trange 'that humorists
nearly alwcys melancholy?"
:!
,
"Oh, I doIa. 't know. .You see, they sel
all their god humor, and then the* -
have to gelalong the best they can en
what's left
,
There is a recout of a marriage 1..
shrunk your woolens ?,
Why did holes wear so soon?
You used common soap.
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REDUCES
EXPEECSE,
Ask for- She Octagon Bar. 22.5
EADY.
Titre never was such a demand
for ladies and gentlemen having a
thorough knowledge cf comi4rcial
and shorthatkd work.
fog ftr-
iriA
1
Has assisted more situdeuts to pro-
fitable positions (luring the past
year than any scho 1 in the West.
We would be pleas d to assist you.
Particulars for a pe tal.
J. W. N., es erveit
1810-26 PRINCIP
Backaches of Woll1u.
Not one woman in twenty h A
strong rbeck.
Baokaohe Is the ory of Weak kidneys
for help.
Booknehe Is the warning note of fliuoh
more serious trouble to center 11 n t at.
tended to Immediately.
Backache Gan be cured quick, and
permanently by using
DOAN'S KIDNEY PIL So
The great and well known id-
ney remedy. They have c red
thousands of women. They will
cure you.
Mrs. R. L. Lane, Mapleton, B.,
writes: "I was greatly troubled with
Backa.ohe and pain in my si e.
saw Doan's Kidney Pilladvertise , SO
thought I -would give them a trial. After
the brat box I began to feel bette and
I took two more to make a co .4 plete
cure. I consider Dam's Kidney e" Is a
good, honest, reliable medicine for all kid-
ney troubles and can highly recommend
them."
.50e. per box or 3 f or $1.25: All dealers et
Tux Do..tx KLIMAIr PILL Co., Toronto, Oot,
GEORGE STEWART
FLORIST
GODER1CH, ONT.
iThe Other Man.
"Dar am two sides to a victory," sai
41;
Uncle Shad. "Dar's de p'int ob view 1th
de victor and de P'int ob view oh -de
man dat gets licke4. Mos' eberytVief0-
ry means etefeat for de udder chap.'he
Sale Francisco Bulletin.
7 .
Health For Women. I
"Few things are more important in a commtinity
than the health of its woinen. If strong is the fTeme
of the mother, nye a proverb, the sons will give !laws
to the people." Dr. Chase's Nerve Food le espeeiii tidy
woman's medicine. By its action on the blood
nerves it gives strength and vigor to the del mite
feminine organs and Mures their reenter and h
angular. tulntunetiono. It gives color to the pale, strap h to
the weak, and a rounded form to the thin and
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'PHONE
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Roses, Carnations!, Valley Violets, etc.
,'Vedding Bunches and Floral Designs
a SPecialty.
do•M•11.•••••
Leave your ordersiwith Mr. Charles Aber -
hart, druggist, Seaforth, or send direct to
G. Stewart, Goderich.
All orders will receive the best of atten-
tion. • Order funeral work early.
1825-13
NO1TICE.
Haling started the Seaforth Cider and Jelly Mill,
will be able to meet all the requirements in fhis
line. Satisfaction guaranteed, or no charge, I will
make eider, jelly, apple butter and syrup. Why lot
your apples go to waste? I will also buy apples,
such as snows, russets and any kind of small winter
fruits, for whied I will pay a fair. price. A good cop.
per kettle to let out by `theday.
JAMES MoNAMARA, P. 0. Box 14, Seaforth.
1817-tt
BURDOCK
BLOOD
BITTER
MAKES
PERMAN NT
CVR, S
Of such severe diseases as sc
running sores, salt rheum
zem.a, shingles, erysipelas an
cer, as well as boils, blotches
pies, constipation, sick hea
dyspepsia, and all disorders
stomach, liver, kidneys,
and blood.
Burdock Blood Bitters
does its work thoroughly an
pletely, so people know that
B.B.B. cures them they're
to stay cured.
ofula,
r cc-
can-
pim—
ache,
f the
owels
lways
com-
when
cured
JINGLES AND JESTS.
Peer Newel
We had n anthracite nor coke;
Our eroo'- was rk VT and green;
SOMP (Lm? ,oh1 her that she should Soak
A in- viz n iFerosene.
She p1c.4 itfin 1h stove—a roar—
It seme1 the roof was deft,
And n w we show a shattered door
Whei-e our Nora left,
File4t After Dinner Speeeh,
"1 wo wler Who made the first after
dinper srleech?'' asked thephilosopher.
'Adam" replied the wise Me
pet:imp ly ‘ttis soon as he got through
with h core • of that apple he sald,
'The wo an tempted me,' didnit her
;
Sitouned ITee.
Wall street arithmetic:
•
10 ml Is Make one trust, •;1
10 sts make one combine,
10 combi ea. make one merger,
10 mergc±s nake one snagnate,
1 magnate'makea all the money.
i He Meant Well, But—
"Tine hell," said a well meaning sex-
ton, whea showing the belfry of an
teresting, village church to a party of
visitors, Ns only rung in ease of a fire,
a flood, al viSit from the lord bishop of
the diocese or any such eala.mit1es."1
SItiringlime and Winter.
Who cares for winter
When all the bright day
The cheeks of the girl
Are as red as the May
And their eyes change to 43.21./re
These ghost skies of gray!
e•
!4tStayer.
"Don't you find Mr. Bings easy to en-
tertain?"
"Yes; tooeitsy. He lets me do all the
taljeing."
"And what does he dor
"He just stays.".
its; Punishment. 1
Though PoVerty Ls not a, crime,
The strong belief is rife
It; dOoree its victims all the 'Lim*
To har1 labor for life.
I His Apology.
"Here, Mr. Yarder, that's the second
time you halve', sent me this bill, and I
paid 4 onee.1'
"That's; t1e fault of my new book-
keeper, Ile -ceps books by the double
entry eyste
013
Flovvere Before Botany.
When critics' fuss o'er rules of art„
It only shoiws they do not see
That flowers: bloomed upon the earth
Before there was a botany.
Cautious.
Dorothy--4ou seem to shrink when-
ever Perkins comes toward atir
, part of' the oilteee
Dore—Yee! I'm afraid he is going te
stop and talk 'about football.
I ; i
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I Football Fant.
Now, -why is It that married men
Are';iot Ito 'football called?
The r aeon is that no one can
Play foOtball if he's bald.
'Made the Bent of It.
Talking about philosophers, we have
this obituarY litne on the best of -all of
them: "Spent ell his life in hoping for
-the best and wasn't disappointed when
the worst leame.".
The Bell Telephone Co pany
of Canada.
•Iiml•••••
A new issue of the eabecribers' s irectory,
for the district of 'Western Ontari , includ-
ing Seaforth Exchange,
willhe ifie oteedell,
in September. Orders for new co
changes of address, changes of nom , delta -
Gate entry of names, etc., should placed
at once to ensure their appearance.'
I. V. 'EAR, Local Minager.
The Better Fate.
"5i long rye been by, woman boseed
I feel," poor Henpeck said,
"Tis better to have loved and lost'
Than to have loved and wed."
No Joke.
"Thin," explained the superintendent
of the ;hospital for infants, "is the cone
"Ah," mused the visitor, "Cramped
quarters, eh?"
Convenient.
An no use to fret yoh soul;
Life is mighty sweet;
:White folks hab de price of coal
And we 4ni9ys de heat,
Good Influence.
Jerry-LHow do good clothes make et
man a gentleMan?
Joe—They make him feel as it he
was eYtpected to act like one.—New,
York Herald.
Averse.
"ph, may X write a verse to your
he ardent lover cried,
No 'need. 1 am averse to you.1"
The maiden proud replied,
Affected.
He ---1)o yon suppose the moon has
anythirg to do with my love?
She—Yes, they say the moon often
affects the mind.
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Ilievr It's Done.
The actor eries, "I -ain undonel"
"Ile is done up!" my neighbor Says.
It's Mighty hard to keep the run
Of !language in these rapid days
A o'Dead Cloche',
"You college men seem to take life
pretty easy." -
"Yea Even when we graduate we do
It by degrees."
They Wouldn't Believe It.
'Twipuld fill some people With surprise
If they were told xi° man _could rise
TO rec-hes, honer or renown
By merely dragging Others down.
A Threadbare Coneeteaseetioa.
"She isn't at ell handsome."
"But she's very good."
"Dear me, that's what they always
lay."
The Surprised Statesman.
A mighty Speech he paused to frame
And zealiously displayed it.
And yet the world went on the tame
As if he'd never made It.
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