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_DECEMBER 121 1902
THE NEED OF COURTESY.
Is to Buniness and Society What
Oil le to Machinery.
If young people, espedally in small
towns, would form "courtesy clubs" or
graft this idea upon existing organiza-
tions, it Would result In great advan-
tage not enly to the young people be-
longing to such assodations, but also
to the towns thenaselves.
We find a great many men and wo-
men side tracked all along the path-
ways of life because they were not
taught the value of good maaners and
of a fine, gracious courtesy in their
youth. The result Is that they have
grown up bard and coarse and repul-
sive in manners and have not been able
to win favor or attract trade or busi-
ness. In other words, theb: bad man-
ners and repulsive ways have kept
them back and handicapped their ca-
reers.
It Is astonishing how fine manners
and politeness in childrea develop into
ease and attractiveness in manhood
and Womanhood. Other things being
equal the employee who is selected for
advancement is the one with good man-
ners, a fine, gracious demeanor, a good
presence. These qualities are the best
kind of capital, even better than
money.
Everywhere we see young men and
young women drawing big salaries
largely because of their superior polite-
ness. The fine mannered are wanted
everywhere as superintendents, as
salesmen, as traveliug representatives,
as clerks, as private secretaries or as
-credit men. In fact, agreeable deport-
ment is the one• indispensable quality
sought after everywhere.
There is nothing else which will so
quickly open the door to opportunities,
to society, to the hearts of all.
Courtesy is- to business and society
what oil is to machinery. It makes
things run smoothly, for it eliminates
the jar and frictioe and the nerve rack-
ing noise.— Success.
A GOOD CHANCE -TO BUY.
But He Hadn't the Nerve to Pay the
Price Deituartded.
A handsome bachelor of Baltimore,
well known in social and educational
circles, acknowledges the truth of the
following story: Ile was driving with
a very pretty and attractive young wo-
man when on the outskirts of the city
they met a lad of about twelve years
leading by a chain a singularly ugly
but finely bred bull terrier. The pretty
girl went into raptures over the dog,
and her escort determined the animal
should be hers,
"Say; sonny," he called, "what will'
you take for your dog?"
"Nawthing," replied the lad.
"Nonsense," cried Mr. Blank, "Here's
$3 for him."
I won't. This here dog ain't for
sale,"
"Ten," said Mr. Blank, and then,
growing desperate, "fifteen, twenty."
But the owner still. refused.
All the time the conversation was go.
Jug on the youth, although talking to
the man in the buggy, kept his eyes
fixed on the other occupant of the vehi-
cle, and at last he said gravely:
"I dont want yer money, but if you'll
just give that lady there a kiss you
may have the dog."
Mr. Blank was speechless. He stared
at the boy an instant and then put the
whip to his horse, starting him off at a
run.
The story goes that a mile was gone
over without a word being spoken,
when as the horse's -rapid gait became
slower as it turned down a country
lane the pretty girl turned ever so
slightly and said shyly, "Oh, Mr.
Blank, why didn't you buy that dog?"
Illan's Influence.
The only responsibility that a man
cannot evade in this life is the one ha
thinks of least, his personal influence.
Man's conscious influence when he lo
on dressparade, when he is posing to
impress those around him, is woefully
small, but his unconscious influence,
the silent subtle radiation of his per-
sonality, the effect of his words and
ache the trifles he never considers, IS
_tremendous. .Every moment of life be
is changing to a degree the life of the
whole world. Every man has an at-
mosphere which is affecting every oth-
er. So silently and unconsciously is
this influence working that man may
forget that it exists.—W. G. Jordan.
URON
Material For a Whole Chapter.
"Have you—a.w—ever thought what
you would do," asked the literary for-
eigner as his cable train entered the
tunnel, "if this structure should cave,
in when you were about half way!
through?"
"Often," replied the Chicago man. -
"I should demand the return, of my
ick -el."
And the literary foreigner made a
memorandum in his notebook. He had
discovered another interesting peculiar-
ity in Americans.
A German custom.
In some parts of Germany the gills
have a pretty custom in which the
queen of flowers plays a part. If n
girl has several suitors and wishes to
know which of them would be true to
her, she takes rose petals and drops
them into a bowl of water, giving each
the name of one of her admirers. The
leaf that remains floating longest repre-
sents the man whose faithfulness she
may rely on and whom she would
therefore do well -to choose.
A Prejudiced Opinion.
"Is it true that men of genius do n
know the value of money?"
Afraid it is," answered elf
Stormington Barnes. "Most men
genius see so little of it that they nev
have a chance to form any defini
ideas on the subject."—Washingto
Star.
A Poor Light.
An officer ceneltrding a visit to Irela d
weer bidding farewell to an attendant.
"Good -by, Pat."
"Good. -bye, yer honor. May Hiven bi 88
ye, and may every hair in yer head be a
candle to light van to glory.'
"Weil, Pat,'" replied the officer, showing
him a bald pate, "when that day comes
there won't be much of a torehligb proces-
Bien."
ySpOPS1% B011%
hmi1ee,1! 1
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Qnstipet10n, 1
Loss or Appetite,
Salt •Rheuln, '
tniryelpela.S,
S.r.= .
erailia,
d all trcIllble
ising from the
Stomach, Liver,
Bowels or Blood.
es Ballydulf, ._,
1 LIIrsA.ife e,
Writes: "I believe I
yould, have '1.1cen in
my grave long ago
tad it nc snfcr
Burdoek 131
ter. I -wee ron down
to such am extent
that I could' scarCe-
11 move about the
nousee -I WO subject
to s verc headaches,
aches rand dizzi-
p,ese; my appetite
loWasabgioontoneari.2 verge;
ouserwork. ' After
Sing two bottlealof
.a..113ttily
ilxirt°restoundronliz
lwarmly_recemmenu
it to !all tired end
• orn Out *mere".
, ,
IMP:111MA= OTIOES.
, ENV FEED STORE AT RLAKE.—We willter,
I on hand a enpply . of Flour aed
cee. Flour xehanged for vhot. Give ire a trial.
OhN THIRSK. 1780-tf
TORE TO RENT.—To rent in Seaforth one of the
best business stands in the town. Has bean
el for a number of years f 1r millinery for which
the is a first cher, opening Also reins to ;eat -
over store, newly fitted up nd in first class eon-
ditiOn. Apply to MRS. JAMS GILLE,SPIE.
182341
L1STRAYED OATTLE.—Streyed from Lot 20, Con-
ceeeion 4, Hibbert, about the middle of Sep-
tearber last, two yearl'ng heifers, -one all red and
theiothcr spotted re 4 and 'abate. Any information
leading to their recovery withbe libcr4Uy rewarded.
PATRICK ROACIII/De Dublin P. 0. 18240
FOR SALE.
B}CIL FOR SALE.—For sei.e a tiler-eight:wed Dur-
ham; bull calf 14 menthe old, dark red in color.
eprite an Lot 22, Conceseion 9, McKillop, or to R.
SCARLET% Winthrop. 1820-tf
TTARDWARE BUSINESS FOR SALE.—For sate,
.r.1, in the Village of Beyfield, the hatdward bud -
nese of B. Emirate Good businees, up4o-dats deck.
For,particulare, apply to R. ROUATT, Mayfield.
1823.4
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the
fee
fur
ERY STABLE FOR SALE.—Err sale, cheap,
the livery stable prereiees on Main street Sea-
, the property of the undereignel. The bund-
le 28x 30 feet, part of it brick yeceered. It is
fitted up with, gall', ofbeesi ete., and is one of
est etands in the county iThere is one lot 00
frontage. Mutt be Kid byl January lot. For
her particulars apply to A.IFull,B,ES, Seaforth.
Isieet
iilbMOR IN H RSES.
Jaikerr o Ian Animal T Has Dior
Than IRS Shell
It Only thOse who are unfttmiiiar wit
Itiainials dhubt that they have a sens
lof humor. Mutiny is e lively road
;!hOrse who has ideas of. his Own an
very original conceptions of whfit i
eaniusing. ,One day the children ha
re#ected a small etet on the lawn an
sat within it drinking lemonade an
playing that they were banditti: Jim
!My walked softly up to the side of th
tent find ; slowly inserted his ewe
:•t,tirough a convenient slit, says Our
: Dumb Animate. ' Eyes and ears fel-
, lowed and bis head once within at the
hack of the unsuspicious revelers, Jim--
. My gave one tremendous sneeze of that
' kind which is- half a enort.
I! I The banditti fell bac k in every dime.
tion, and. and he horse, withdrawing from
the tent, I ug,hed silentlyIto himself bee
fere going back to his grass cropping.
Jimmy's favorite amusement is that of
scattering a flock of sheep. , When he Is
fftding with them in the paature, he
suddenly Stops eating and then dashes
sunong Ultra, sending them scuddin
over the h Ilside. Then be stands watch-
ing them lithey again settle to thei
nibbling and after a short luncheon o
his own repeats the pleasing diversion
Although this horse is the gentlest crea-
ture in the world, it pleases him ex;
beedingly to frighten any one who has
shown timidity In his presence. 1
' Jimmy's two mistresses harness hire
Without trouble ,or danger, but he de;
lights in alarming one girl cousin who
Visite at the house. Sundry flelgetin0
and nervous starts of her own were .
enough to show ;Jimmy of what mans
her and temperament she was, and he
is merciless in ;taking advantage of
that knessiedge. If she enters the sta-
ble where he stands accepting the har-
ness in the most docile manner, he
opens 'his mouth, showing a wicked
h, and makes it'feint of snap- '
a She shrieks, his mistress
reasons with him, and jime
ntly is then repentant.
LL FOR SALE.—The nudersigned has f:r sate,
D on Lot 16, Oonceesion 2, Hey, a thoroughbred
Durham bull, 19 roonthe old, iroan in color, and an
extra animal; the elre, and dam, and pedigree on
hand to be iespected. W11114eep a pure-bred Berk -
hire Hag for service. JolIN ELDER, Iferse411
1823-41
T1MIMBER FOR SALE.—Ha,ving diepoeed of saw
mill machinery, we are pow offerieg fee sale the
tuarber cf awe. The building is 60i36 feet; there
are,18 pieces 9x12 inches, 86 feet long, independent
of fame; would tell thie seParate if desired;
ly ell timber be rook elm. I GOVENLOOK BROS.,
Winthrop.
17824f
Tri4ILLS AND PIGS FOR sALE.—The undereigned
hes for sale one thorLut hbred Durham buil, 16
moths, roan; 1 eight mont and one are reonths.
Ale a number of heifers on.year and under. Alec
a u mber of thoroughbred rkehire pigs and solve,
UM red in August. Sire a darn both front iai-.
rored stook, from klaWe herd. For particulars
add eas S. OUDMORE, Hu iniale P. O. 1816-41
REAL ESTATt FOB SALE.
nos
CA
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the village of EgmonrivilIee It oontsaasi 97 more,
nin early all cleared and a sod state of Oultivation;
l
an well unierdrained. ere is a cemfortable
cl.
h
bri k cottage and good 11, rata with rootieellar and
out, tidings. The building are 'Mated near the
centre of the farm and on t1e Mill Road. It re well
watlered, and plenty of ea t water in tffs kitchen.
It s conveniently eituate4 for ehuroh and school
an4 within a mile and a /f of Seaforth. Will be
4ob1 cheap and on easy trnis at payment. Apply
to' he proprietor, ROBERT FANSON, Se forth.
1748.41
SLENDID FARM IN 1 THE TOW SHIP OF
[
STANLEY roa SaLE1-0entistice (4 the North
il f of Lot 14, and the South Bali otliot l8, Ooncte-
slo s, and 10 aerie, a part of Lot 14, Concession 7,
in II 110 scree. On the fa in there are two banes,
sheds, etc., frame house end good orchard, welt
fe oed and conveniently si 1sated, being about two
mi es from Varna and one quarter of a mile from
sc ool. There is abiandanCe of good water, an ever-,
flo ing well at She rear of the farm making it auit.
ab1e for either grain or graiing. There are about 10
ae ea of bush. The farmei be sold cheap and on
e y terme. If not sold w II rent for 1 year or a term
of ears. For further part40u1sn apply to B. R.
HI GINS, Brucefield E. 0 i or te- MISS SARAH IN Mc-
Hen18244f YRE, sel.
Money t4 Loan
At 4s to 5 per tent. on far raclurity. Life and fire
tni,noe written in beet Doi nips**, . .1, LECKIE,
Br ele. 11 1 1816-15
I ;
RES FOR SALE.—Ra e lupine ier farms in
ol
the TownFLtships of lett, Morris, and We've-
, County- of Huron. . again, at ono*. WM
PBELL, Blyth, Ont. i 1774-11
;
• i
EM FOR SALE.—For title that very desirable
farm on the Mill Road ITuokersmith, adjeirring
They regulate the action of the
ki,en.rt and invigorate the nerves.
They build up the run down sera -
tem as no other remedy will do.
_e They ours
Nervousness, faliseplesenase, Brain
Fag, Palpitation of the Heart, lifter
Effects of La Grippe, Faint OP Dizzy
Spells AMOM1ft General Debility`
and all troubles esieuesed hy the Jaya,*
tern beingrun dollen.
They have cured others.
They vial lour: you.
500. per boa or 3 for 01.25. All dealers or
!he Tiiiilburneo.,14thitedIToronto,Ont
r
ree.
_ace.
WITHIN TWO WEEKS
TE CANADA BUSINESS COLLEGE,
CHATHRM, ONT.,
Paced two undergradhates and one gradu-
a e at salaries aver4ging $OO each per
a num and had to anew ten other calls to
unfilled, where the*ages were from $35
t $60per month. D eS it not pay to at -
t nd the best? We ant 100 more bright
y ung meli and wome to prepare for these
e cellent i openings. rite for handeome
o talogue.
D. MOLAOiILAN &
Chatham, Ont.
1 20-tf
row of tee
ping at -b4
colds an
In/ al)Pitr
-FAG S, ABOUT. FEET.'
nChe, typical Irish foot , Is fiat, rather
hroad and not neually long.s •
'The Frenchman's foot is proverbially
longenarrew and. well Proportioned. [
The ScOtchman's foot Is high. and
thick, strong, muscular and capable of
!hard work 1s I
1The Tartar's foot is eh rt and heavy,
.the foot cif a certain t e of savage,
1and the toes are all the ame length.
The Englishman's toot is In Most
cases short and rather fleshy and mit
.as a rule as strong as piciportionately
should be.. • 1 .
: !I
,
The Russian's foot possesses at leaet
one peculiarity which! is .worth nod -
Ing. The toes are generally "webbed"
:he the first joint. ,
, The :Spaniard's foot is generally,
:1sraall: and, thanks to the Moorish blood.
which flovVs in the veina of moat Span-
iards, 'elegantly curved. 1-
'1
:The latest measure 'ents seem to
show that America_ is nj the process 'of .
developin a race wlt1 the smallest
feet ainon all the civil' ed nations.
The • Tentonic and Scandinavian nae
tions app ar to have tthe• largest feet,
Swedes, Norwegians and Germans
1sitanding this respect at the head of
! the list.
• ..The Ar b's foot Is: famous' for its
high are whereby a' true Arab may,
1 indeed, a ways be knoWn, the Koran
" Saying th t a stream el water can nen
s inder the foot without tauching it.
See ed to Have Cot out.
A Chicago men on his summer vaca-
tion wen to a Wisconsin lake resort
rid one day became engaged In conver-
sation with the proprietor. He com-
mented on :the attractiveness of the
sinToUndings and finallY asked the ho-
tel keeper how many acres there were
iti the property.
"About forty," -replied the proprietor.
"I see there is .another resort a sh rt
instance north of you. Who ow1s
hat?"
"The W'Idder Simmons."
"Ydu a4d she join, do you not?"
Th e Ian lord's sunburned face turned
a shade o two redder.
"We're expecting to next October,"
he said, but I didn't think anybody'd
mind it Out yet."
. French Coffee. .
The detelous flavor which all travel -
Ili Prance discover in the coffee of
hat cOuntry is got, it is said, by the
addition of a little butter and sugar
during the roasting process. To every
three potinds of roasting berries a ta-
blespoonful each of butter and pow -
?tiered sugar is added. These in melting
epread over the beans in a thin coat -
Inge 'whieh holds the aroma and con-
tributes # caramel flavor that is deli -
pious arid distinctive.
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In all sIzes, riot a, stale pattern among thern,
every one the apeoial product of the mann-
factu er for the holiday season 1902-3.
Ou filled Oases are as beautiful as solid
gold, nd are guaranteed to wear 25 years.
Any ovement yonl please. The price is as
lovv a good qualiti0s can be sold for. We
beige ade a special effort to have e very
IF
large election for hristmas.
s Stli t
EXPOSITOR.
A QUEER PIIC URE THING.
RIN E
OF
s Pres nts
Gold Wat h.
g beautiful, s41ec-
t ons of
Gold and l High Grade Gold
Cases
0
A Modern Adonis.
Lady—Your partner has fainted, I
hear. How did that happen?
Officer—It is quite simple. I danced
with her three times in succession. The
great happiness was too ranch of a
Strain for her nerves. I am now tak-
in my departure lest I should do Any
fu her damage.
Friday Is Lucke.
There is luck in odd numbers. There
Is double luck in two odd numbers.
Friday le the sixth day of the week.
Six is the double of three, which Is
not only !an odd number, but one which
proverbially possesses 'a charm. There-
fore Friday, is a doubly charmfugly
lucky day. -
The English Style.
Frank was learning to ride a horse,
and one day somebody asked him i it
bounced ihim very hard When the hese
was trotting.
"Oh, lace" he answered. "I d n't
bounce *ery hard.. I stay up nearly ell
'the timer —Little Chronicle'.
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1816
3
MARRIAGE LICENSES
ISSUED AT
THE ilIRON EXPOSITOR OFFICE1
SEAFORTH, ONTARIO.
NO WITNESSES REQUIRED,
OIRCULAB
SAW
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A.
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Sat
4:11
ONEERS.
OMAS BROWN, Liceosed Auctioneer for 4e
Cooties of 1nr n and Perth. Ord'. re left ,irt
. Campbell's mpl ment warerooms, Si '01 th, or
Emotion 0 es, will receive prompt L VentiOn.
mitten guars or no charge. 17G8.tf
1
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Part
guar
or at
pro
ES G. lie ICR
he county cf lin
f•the county at
teed. Orders ;1
Lot 2, (*ice's
ptattentien.
-EL, licensed a
•n. Sales atten
oderate rates, aa
ft at the 8.aforl
on 2, Mullett,
eti n er for
ed to in any
satisfaction
part officer
will reoeive
1814x13
A
Pert
•und
men
prio
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at
TOTIONEERLNG. B. 8 Phflhlp. Lieeneed
Auctioneer for the (months o Huron and
. Being- a pre tisal farmer an thoroughly
tending the aloe of farm 4kand itnple-
, placer; me in a atter position to realize good
. Ohsrgs mod rate. Satisfaction guaranteed
pay. AlI�rd.r.lct4at Hama poet °See or
to
Celliteello 2, Hie will be promptly
ded .
1709-0
alai Attenti
orseshoeing
seal Jobbin
°rich street,
,
The`Way One A t T euenre Was Hese.
ened' 14" 4nt
Few Chapters in thel world's hi tory
are moie curiou axd interesting than
that w kat dea1i v th the fottunr of
its art easures I the cathedr a at
Montre 1 is, or Was a few years ago,
a large piece of t peetry which i had
• been di covered iln hack street !of a
New E gland tostn. The story is told
In Mrs Silsbe 's 'Half Centur of
Salem." •
One diay a eel: ein Mr. Miller paSsing
through Derby street saw a wdeaan
beating clouds f dust from a caIrpet
Someth4tg pecu tar in its aPpearianee
made him stop nd look closely ilet it,
when he discoi ered, 14,71 his astOnish-
ment, that it -w $ s lendid plede of
tapestry, with 1 fe sized fietures
wrought from aphael's cartoon,
"Feed My Lam S.
The woman as quite willink to
tell how she obtained it. It wa0, In
fact, a ;tending grievance to her. Her
husban was1 al saI1or, and whea he
went out on ore 4f his voyagesi she
had begged hlrnj Eto bring 'her a carpet
for her best roo4n. Asit happened, he
did not visit a port where he could
buy a carpet, b t rofled up in it little
shop on the .q ay at Malta he 1 had
found the tape try and purepased it,
thinkin it mig t aInsWer the purjjose.
It was loo large fo4 the room, an the
woman, had to 1urr a big piece under.
She fol ed the 'piece back, reyealing
part of the sup rb border of fruitand
frowers, wrong1tt in silk and Old
thread, as fresl as when it was !first
Worked. But the Owner eyed it With
contempt. She paver, did like the
queer picture thing, she declared. 1
It wae the opportunity of a lifetlime.
Hr. Miller promptly offered herl the
choice et any 4arpet in the stor s in
exchange for 1 her "queer pi re
thing," and th woman as proMptly
accepted the o er.1 , They • went awn -
town together, nd she selected, lerith
unbounded deli htj a iaidemis ,Paitern
of glowing reds1 and grecons. Her Iface
was fu I of ttiu ph. When Ohs{ re-
turned. The best omit at last Iw4s to
have a arpet t at was a carpet!
It is s fe to s y that no bargain ever
gave nTore cotip1ete satisfact1ox to
both parties th n the one made that
morning in Der y Street, Salem.
A REAT WORRY CURE.
Robe
e
Devereux
BLACKSMITH and
CARRIACE Opp.
OUR 17.1°
•
Seaforth
STOOK FOR SERVICE.
130 PIG HREEkEES.—The undersigned will keep
1 i on Lot 26, rOpeleselon 6, L. R. EL. Tuckerenah,
—thoroughbred ,TielLWORTII Pie, also a thorough-
. bred Yoaseuraz Pre A limited number of Bowe will
be edmitted to eech. Terme, 81, payable at the time
I Service, or in.pe it charged. JAME--..8 GEMMILL.
1 1608-52
1
IIG FOR SER1V/C
on Lot 29, Cone
reli Yorkshire
Lmted number
er ice. JOHN
bo4r
of sows.
EL?
ELGIE,
.—The undereigned will lc
ssioit 11, Hibbert, a Thorou,
to which he Will admii
Terme.-81 at the tinet
Chiselhuret, Ont. 1771-1
,
D G FOR SERVI
.—The undersigned has
L Lob 28, Cotession 11, MoKillop, a thorou
rep Yorkshire oar, to which he will Admit a lin
d number et- eow . Terme-76e, payable at
im,e of service, with the privilege of returning
eeSeeary. HUG IEf T GRIEVE. ' 1782-1
i
DI AR FOR /ER ICE. — The undersigned 1
ID keep for se vie on Lot 20, Concession 7, 1
:iLop, a thorougbbi Yorkshire boar. Terme
1 tLhe time of Berm with the privilege of return
Mecetraary. JOHN WYATT. 1825x
n MWORTH IfIG.1 Tbe undersigred has on
L farm, Cone
esio • 3, McKillop, the thoroughb
'amworth pig, "
Wil, e'er Choi? to which a limi
umber of sows will
i e admitted. Terms—$1 t
tile at the time
et se ice with ihe privilege of
uroing if neceis
8x4
ry., THOMAS W. ADAMS.
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PILES
,Opinions! ofl Leading Ph aioians
I 1
elhave used Ston $ a PilekeUe in 14. practice
ivI ea in my own ea.e, and can juatly certify '
Lt is an exoellen, re .. edy for the purpose for win(
'Mended. 3. B. CAMPBELL, M.
T., Coro
Lo don, Ont.
,
rice, $1.00.
re .ipt of pride.
For
a1e by dr
ate, dr
by mail
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'tanto.
, 1nu1aetuiing
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ay-
Vommoa Sense Is; the Best Remedy
That Can Ber Prescribed. 1
1 once asked a physician wha0 cure
he could suggest for the worryitig!hab-
it. "I Would pr sclibe common seise,'
he said' "and if a man or wOrnan
hasn't ot a sto k em hand and casino
cultivat ene t e Medical man Is ipow
erless." This w rrYing nonsense g.tows.
The bet mean, to cure it lies in th
hands o the woman herself.
If sh will j et! call a little horse
sense tie her al , rcsolve not to *row
trouble, to be c eetful and think upon
the right eide 4f things, she will liv
longer and be a le to retain her b linty
Every woman 1as the strongest esire
to keep her god looks. Why; tthen
does she take tie ourse which Iti stir
to make her ye lotvely?
skinned, dull eye
and thoroughlyun e
The pnglish CO= Is greatly sal -
mired for her utter refusal to w,orry o
to be 'Worried. Consequently sliellook
young at fifty. -Undertaking nomo
than sne can comfortably carrir ou
and firmly bell ving in the corn ing o
another day, he does not pr est
nate, but simpl will not let the ome
tic machinery gr10 her down "
it0
health end an earlyeold age. ii
She ie a freq ent bather and i gar
health as the p line factor of life to e
looked 'after hefore everythin els
She sleeps nine hours and also j4kes
nap during t e day, arran g h:r
work in the m t systematic manner.
Her little memorandum slip ellwn s
shows two vac nt hours—they are f r
rest. She eats ieat11y, but of t e mo t
digestible food, and would rath ' ha e
O mouthful of good food and go jpartl
hungry than ratl a whole Di al
f
cheaper things
1
Al?. tiorrhan? 11
A well known rtofessor has al !brig t
boy, who one da: at the age I)f fo r
appeared in his father's study dl1ispi g
In his hands a. forlorn lookintt lit e
_chicken which lead strayed , rem a
neighboring inqubator. II
"Willie," said 1 his father 'n ernl
"take that cliien back to its M the .
"Ain't 'dot amyl mudder," an wer d
wlille.
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"Well, then, take it bait to Its
ther," said the professor, deterngned
maintain parental authority. I
"Ain't :dot any fader," said th(1 chi
"Ain't dot an Mil' but an old lahipl"
I 1
,
It Ma1eM Them Wild. ;
"I wonder w y they alwayis c
them the 'wild waves?'" say's tile
thoughtful one.
"I don't know, but I think I; kno
what makes them wild," se* the
cynical one. ! • I
"What?"
"So many feels] happen along, and
soon as they sed the waves thely as
'What are the w d. waves eaylittg?' "
1
Too Impetuoua.
Tess—Why do you dislike him So?
Jess—Oh, he says such
things; He toild me last evening that
beauty Was only skin deep, an--
Tess—And y'ou immediately 'ptoce
ed to show him how thin sk y -11
were.
Tlie kiffaence.
Jerry—How ds good clothes,
man a gentlema ?
Joe --They n3ake him feel a
was eTpected to act like one.
ake
If
unlight Soap will 1 not
'bum the nap off woolens
nor the surface off linens.
14.EDIC'ES
EXPENSE,
Ask Or the Octagon Dam 221
dEr.
READY.
Eguargagr#
There hever was such a demand
for ladles and gentlemen having a
thorough knowledge if commercial
and sh raiand. work.
Has assisted more students to pro-
fitable positions during the past
year than any school in the West.
We would be pleased to assist you.
ParticUlars for a postal.
HJ
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TP--. Westervelt,
rim1-01pAL.
Don't say 'I wish." Any»oIy C n
srish.--Atchis fa Globe.
1 Se res of, Uses.
While Dr. Chloe' Ointment is beat knitski on ac-
count of its wonderiul control over 1cz3ma, t
rheum and piles, 11 18 found to be in almo4 daily de-
mand in many honaea is a cure for ch11b1hi, chafing
pimples, sunburn, barbs, scalds, and °sob land every
'orm of itching, irlltated or Inflamed Oint. It It in-
valuable in every home, and as a soothingand eel-
ing appl cation km:twine eqttal.
1
A WARNING T
pAc CliE SUFFE RS.
Backac e may strike yo at any
time. Cones when you least ex-
pect it. qomes as a warning from
the kidne s.
A suddn twitch, a suddmi pale.
The Kidneys cause It all.
If yoU on't aeed the Warning,
serious K dney Troubles 'are sure
to follow.
Cure yiaur Backache by taking
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS.
There is not a Kidney Trouble,
from Backache to Bright's Disease,
that Doa 's Kidney Pills will not
relieve pr mptl and cure more
quickly ihan ny other kidney
rernedy. •
! 50e. per hIee or 3 for $1.25. Alt dealatit
or THE DoIN Km, EY PILL CO., Worontat
t.
Cash or
Eve hing.
Now is your ti
old iron round
mowers, r pers, pl
wagon and buggy
shoes and a es, in
for which I will pa
Also b lug yp
boilers, leas, wodl
Od turkey feather
Good rices po
, CH R
Op esite
S
e to pick up all your
our lfarm, such as old
we, stoves, seed drills,
ears, plowtto'uts, liorse
is
act any hind o old iron.
45o per 1001 .
r rags, rubbers, copper
lacings, horse hair, geese
, sheep skinir, Ir nes, ole.
d for skins.;
ES SHERI
. T. R. Station,
0 IR,
1880
ORITISH
TROOP OIL
LINIMENT
Sprains,Straltue Cuts, Wounds, Ulcers;
Open Sofa, Bruises, Stiff joints, Bites and
Stings of Insects, Coughs, Colds, Contracted
Cords, Rhumath
croup, Scre Thr
liC4ugh
A
all P
11
JINGLE$ AND jESTS.
A -PL'iss In the Dark.,
Today I asked -of Madge, :the winsome
sprite. .
vo whom Vni eldieed by grace of love's
.old story,
-Were you not rather startled when, last -
'night, -
I caught you in the dark conservatory
And Icissed you?" The effect Of her reply
Flii les -ye for you to glinapae, then draw -
,the curtain.
-"Wen, no, not startled," came her an-
swer shy.
"I ;thought 'twat; you—bit wasn't cer-
tain'" I
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Neuralgia, Bronchitis,
Quinsy, WhooPing
I Swelling*.
BOTTLE, 250.
Burning Verse,
"11 wouidn't care if that poet would
bring in a hundred poems a day," said
the Country editor.
"He knows how to write 'ern, does
her asked the office bore. ,
"He certainly does," replied the ed -
tor. • "He brings them in 'written on
shingles."
The "Use of the Preposition.
In 'addressing bis class on, the eorreet
use ef -the parte of opeeehii thiA is the
wayi' a college professor tensed con-
siderable merriment. at his own ex-
pense:
"Gentlemen," he said, "a preposition
is a bad word to end a sentience with."
The Bell' T lephone Company
of tOanada.
A new pestle of the subscribers' directory,
for the district of 1Western Ontario, includ-
ing Seaforth Exchiange, will be issued early
in September. Ordern for ne*, connections,
changes of addrese, changes of names, dupli-
cate ent0 of names, &c., should be placed
at once to ensure their appearauee.
L V. FEAR, Looal Manager.
eft
1 They Knevri Him Not.
The ancient cat siton the fence
And sings of other days;!
Ills thousand children roai1 the earth
And wend their devious -ays.
His throat is sore, his voicis cracked,
nd sad is his "xneow;"
t one of all his rospernas sons
Will recognize itha now. 1
Not Wang Chances.
Yntineg Man—The wife Irn looking
for must he young wed pretiy.
Coy Maiden—Do you think you wffl
have to look very far?
Yelling Man—Confound It i can't,
look Iat all! I'm dreadfullynearelaht-
n
ed, mad I've left my glasses! at home.-
, ,
Not EntirelY Wasted.
"Maria," said Mre Henpeck, "you'll
never know bow I appreli ated your
kindness to me when you thought I
was going to die." '
"Weil," she replied, "I'M glad to
know that my kindness wasn't entirelz
wasted after all." 1
i
As a Substitute.
They couldn't think of a thing to tan .
But .she knew a game they both road
And the evening dragged Itself along
While she went "ptrigi" and he went
i"pong!"
1
{
Foollehi Girt.
Mae—I don't see why Bessie aecept-
ed. young Roxe. 1
p hel—Don't you know at hie ta-
i
the Is a raultimillionaire?
Ml e --That's just It y doesn't
she mart*. the old gentlem ? He is te
widower. ;
Stuck In H1 Thritat.
.A Minister, a man of pray,
Wio stiabbed his toe againat a chayer
Ile hunting matches in, the dark,
1Vas strangled by -the cheice -remark
.'d like to say, but didn't/ dayer.
Preferable.
Dusty Ithodes—Dey s up Lazy
Bones fer ten years' hard 4ork.
Weary Willie—Yes, bu he got it
conimuted to a death sentence.
An lInfortuniater Ea1dt.
Ths man who kicks ,becau e he must
Be ever active in affairs
lilnds; when he has :a grlevance Just,
He has to quit, for no o e cares.
Mew Arithmet e.
Teacher—How many
' HO? e a mil -
Johnny' Smart—About (Me In a
lion, I guess, ma'am,
Fashion Mee
Th ugh knowledge of fern
and fads
Is more; I confess, than
A beau, 1 believe, is in peru
If tied in a nuptial knot.
•
nine fashions
e got,
*tient stele
A Frievield Felton.
'There's only one erltlelem I won. d
make of your novel.'"
:It is44Whanlov
tisnthaetl.t'
And Some Are Just Win&
Some p1811 are like the storqin that break,
And some are like the gus
Some sweep us from the pat they take;
Same 1111 our eyes 7Ith d
Th*Vai What G---irdis Delig-'11t to Hear.
f4he—Wh1ch is the longest day in the
Year?
He—The one when I don't see you.—
]
SomervMe Journal,
An Invitation,
Welcome, Mr. 'Winter:
Possum on de griddle,
Taters in de ashes White
En music in de fiddle!
—Atlanta.ConstItutl�
Painless Dentistry.
'1 Did your dentist hurt you much?"
"Not this time; his charges were very
reasonable."
tr'he Fortune Banter.
Wheneer he spoke
Be heaved a sign:
I'Engagement's brOke,
And so am
Divoree EaSy.
lEthel, dear, how could you marry
an'actor?"
'2Elut, mamma, it won't be lone
Terabit:1 Maid.
"Where are you going, My pretty maid?"
"I really don't know, sir," she said.
"B/it you steer the auto, my pretty maid."
"That's why I don't .know, 'sir," she sal&
--Chicago News.
*Final AID POU
111 earl lea ollEell
1lan,actentiflGA0t5ln!'e-
fie 0 COST W IT FAI S.
Writ' tzfl/rs- rer leapertamt „ar.ialtra sae
FLEMING BROS., Chem-4ml
33 Front SI, Weat, Toronto. Get.