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OCTOBER 17, 19M
111110N EXPOSITO ,
Hard on the Parson.
Just after the battle of Perryville, In
October, 1862, says a Georgia ex-
change, Dr. Savage, a stroug Union
man, was at one of his appointmente
to baptize some children. There was -a
large crowd, and a sturdy southern
matron brought her four children to
the altar. "Name this eland," said the
Union preacher, laying his hand on
the boy's head. "Simon Bolivar Buck-
ner," was the reply, which, caused a
smile to come over the congregation,
but the brave preacher went on with
his duty.
"Name this child," taking the next
lii order. "Pierre Gustave Toutant
Beauregard." And the smile grew into
s..nieker, while Dr. Savage became
red in the face. He baptized the
young namesake of the soldier and
went on with the cercetnony. 'Name
this one," he gasped, reaching for the
third. "Albert Sidney Johnson," came
the answer. ,iThe smile became audi-
ble and the preacher apoplectic. Heav-
ing a sigh of relief, he took the fourth
child, a little girl, whose gender he
fondly supposed would preclude a con-
tinuation of heroic reproduction and
said, "Name this child." "Mary, Stone-
wall Jackson Lee," came the response
that set the congregation in a roar,
while the rnion parson thought he had
held in his arms the whole Southern
Confederacy.
Herrmann and. Kellar.
The late Professor Herrmann, the
magician, was :possessed not only of
great strength in his hands, but of
such skill as would enable him to per-
form apparent feats of strength which
WOUld be impossible to a far stronger
man.
Ills greatest feat along this line was
to place two packs of cards together
and tear them across.
A. friend of his, going into a cafe
with Herrmann, met another friend
who was accompanied by a quiet look-
ing nun with a big mustache.
The four sat down together, and
Herrmann was at length induced to
tear two packs of cards in halt
"That." said his admiring friend, "is
something no other man alive can do."
The quiet man with the Mustache
coolly picked up the torn packs and
tore the halved sections into quarter
sections._
Thou, as the rest glared amazedly at
him, he remarked: .
"I forgot to mention my name is
Kellar."
It was Herrmann's foremost rival in
the sleight of hand business.
In every town
and vill*ge
may be had,
Both Come In Bottles.
The father was testing his little boy's
knowledge of the story of Noah, which
he had carefully rehearsed. The boy
had bk.seu thinking hard, and his an- -
SWer to the first question showed that
he had at least the virtue of original-
ity.
"Now," said papa, "can you tell me
how Noah knew that the waters had
gone down?"
The boy hesitated a minute, as if
seeking for proper words to express
himself; then he said:
-Noah knew the waters had. gone
down because the dove came back
bringing him a pickle."
Olives and pickles were synonyr ous.
terms in the small boy's mind, for
things which come in bottles and
which he did not like.
Jackson's Self Control.
On the morning of the first battle
of Winchester Dr. Hunter McGuire,
Stonewall Jackson's medical director,
said to him: "General, I have sonde
very fine brandy. Will you take a
drink?"
Jackson replied, "No; I thank you."
McGuire answered, "Don't you like
it?"
"Yes," replied Jackson; "I like it too
well. That is the reason I do net
drink it."
An impressive exhibition of his self
control that was Puritan in. its self
abnegation.
Vaccinated Before Wedded.
In Brazil parents and. guardians be-
fore consenting to the marriage Of
their charges require a medical cer-
tifieate from the bride or bridegroom
certifying that he or she has been. vac -
In Norway and. Sweden before any
couple can be legally married. certifi-
cates must be produced showing that
both bride and bridegroom have been
duly vaccinated.
Find Pro -lit In His Good Deed.
Greene -After all, Slimset is good at
heart. He prevailed upon the boys to
give up smoking for a week and to
giveehe money they would have spent
for cigars and tobacco to old Derby to
get him a suit of clothes.
Gray - Yes; when Derby has any,
clothes, he always buys them at Slim -
set's store.
Two of a. Kind.
"Pra a plain, everyday business man,"
said Meritt -and I am nothing if not
Practical. Miss Wisely, will you be
my wife?"
"I admire your frankness, Mr. lhter•
!th" relied the fair object of his af-
fections, "because I am inclined to be
rather matter of fact myself. II°
much are you worth?"
On the Surface.
It is true that a sneering face ofte
hides a smiling heart, but it is equall
true that a smiling face often cover
a sneering heart. Which of these me
Is the most fit to live, judged by th
happiness he diffuses? It is the sur
face of things with which we come i
contact, after all.
No Return..
"Yes," said the cynical codger, "it i
,mighty easy to trade your reputatio
• ;for !honey, eut you're up against i
, When you try to trade back."-Balti
more Herald.
-A very sad teieg occurred in Char.dc
township, nee,. l'ett.thg,ro. last week. The
children of Mr. end Mrs. Joseph Parke
were burned Llea.th at their home whi
Their parents ;tea c absent, the father at a
revival meeting and the mother attending a
sick friend. The fire was d,scovered LOD
la.te for any ass:i-sa ue to be rendered. Be..
sides their br--.0,vernerit Mr. and Mrs.
Parkes have lost their home with all its
COD tents,
An iOdd Nriggit of Gold.
There have been many large
oddly shaped gold
the I_ tilted States a
the o ides: of them
covert(' al l the Midlu
gullyj near Melbour
1887. The nugget we
the exacticounterpar
colossal linman han
the e -ception, of the
tinge
and
uggets founa_ In
d elsewhere, but
11 was that disT
s mine, on S lky
e, rhustralia in,
s fiat and al eost
in contour if
held open, ith
thumb and ore -
r in
St ma
v
Made
by
Imperial
on co.
Grease
that makes
horses glad.
your
,
I
1.,
For sale by M. Broderick, Seaforth..
IMPORTANT NOTIOElfi.
NEW FEED STORE AT BLAKT.-We
on hand a supply et F1013i
teed. Flour exchanged for wheat. Give
JOHN TT:31RM. '
:
will Ireep
and MP1
us a trial,
1786 tf
of
DOG LOST., -.Les, a sable Scotch el
has a white rinsdround its heck an'
ita breast. Answers to the name of Jac'.
reward is offered ter informatien at T
Office, or T. McMann, jr., Seaforth.
ored collie,
white down
A liberal
13 FXPOSITSS
1817-3
TISTRAY HEWER -Strayed t;rom the
Ilse the aid r-igned, Lot 22, Crincessi
op. about September 1st, a white heifer
up horns. Any information toadies,: to 1
will be rewarded. ROBERT SC.A.RLET
. . .
premises
n 9. hicKil-
with turned
er recovery
, Winthrop.
1816-3
0 A.TCHEL LOST -Lost either: in. Sea
a-'•,, teen Seatorth and Beechwood, a
satchel a ith a real chain attached to
tained a lacly's gold pin and 501/16 rt
The Ander will be liberally rewarded on
same at Tun EXPOSITOR office, F.ea.forth.
rrth or
small hand
it. It con-
er aatieles.
leaving
181()x3
be-
the
on
Mr.
7,
of
Lot
of
the
or
on
or
the
and
by
the
re-
Ad-
of
at
MO RENT. -The honed in Seni,orth owhed
1 Robert Coleman, and now cieeupied
Hass, containing ten rooms, besides closets,
and all conveniences. al ,o stable. Wculd
reasonable terms. App'y on the prennees
T. E. HAYS, opposite.
by Mrs.
by Mr. John
pantries
be sold
or to
l 814stf
'LIAM TO RENT -To rent that villueble
U oeing the north half of Lot 21,g:
MeKillop. There are on the premfse
barn and comfortable frame house a
water There are 12 acres seeded to
possession given on April 1st with privilege
fall plowing and acdommodation for a Warn
For further particulars aptly to ;JOHN
21, Cencession 8, McKillep. . :
- - --t
TN•THE qURROGATE COURT OF TUE
1 OF HURON. -In the estate of Anes
late of ne village of Egniondyilla, in the
-Huron, widow, deceased. .Nctize is
eursuant to The Revised Statutes of Orltarie,
ter 129 that all persons having any claire
eetate of the said Agnes Cheeney, who
about the 20th day of August 1902, gavel
or before the 1st day of November, 112
deliver to the undersigned, sollditor for
mell of the township of Tuckeremitis
Adminietrator, full particulars ;of theij•
the eezurity held by them, if any, dul
affidavit. After the said-Pst day of November
the Administrator will proceed toelistribiite
estate amocg the parties entitled th
reference onty to such claims as he slia
ceived notice, and after euch distribution
miuistrator will not be responsible for any
which he shall not have rineived noti
BEATTIE, Solicitor for Administrat
Seaforth this 27th day c f September, 10p2
farm
oncession
4 good bank
id plenty
crass. Full
of doing
of horses.
1LITTLE,
1816x4
COUNTY
Chesney
County
hereby Riven
• Chap-
pgainet
died en
rcquired,
to send
John Gem-
firmer
elsims,
ye sided
1,02.
reko, having
I have
the
claims
e. HENRY
"Dated
-1816-
l'OR SALE.
TIMBER FOR SALE. -Having diepoeed
..1, mill machinery, we are now offerieg
Wilber of sane. The building is 60706
aie 18 pieces 9x12 lichee, 36 feet 'Ong,
of frame; would eel this separate if
ly all timber is rails elm. GOVENLOCK
Wiathrop. .
of saw.
for Bale the
feet; there
independent
desired; near-
BROS.,
1782-tf
DCLLS AND PIGS FOR SALE. -The
13 has for sale one theroughbred Durham
months, roan; 1 eight months and one
Mao a numbs ref heifers one year and
a number cf thoroughbred Yorkehire pg
littered in August. Sire and i dam b
Forted stock, from Flatt's herd. For
addr vas F. CUUMORE, Hurondale P.
undersigned
bull, 16
five reonths.
under. Also
and cows,
th from in -
particulars
0. 18I6-tf
PRIV eTE SALE OF LIVESTOCK.
Concession 16, Hay, consisting of
oughbred and grade cattle and swipe.
meress 7 3 ears oil, 3 draught fillies 3 years
roadster mare 4 years old, '1 gelding
thoroughbrFd cows, 2 therrughbred Veiters
cid, 1 boll calf, 1 heifer calf. 6 young
cows, 10 steers and heifers 1 too years
sows with lit-er at foot, 8 young Sows
20 young pies all of York and Chester
Apply to S. RANNIE, Zurich. .
-On Lot 18,
horses, thor-
Two draught
old, one
3 years old, 3
2: years
grade, Leitch
old, 4 brood
months aid,
White breeds.
1817-4
TEACHERS WANTED.
MEACHER WANTED. -Wanted female teacher for
1., School Section No. 2, Turnberrja Must hold
seocnd class certificate. Duties to conimence the 5th
day ef January, 1903. Apply to the undereigned up
to November 5, 1902, staking salary and giving testi-
monials, JAMES F. HOOPER, Wm. eter. 1817x4
. .
rT1EACHER WANTED. -Wanted for School Section
..ls No. 5, Morris, for the year 1003, school teach-
er. Applicants should state standiiig and salary
expected. Personal applications preferred, Ad-
dress HENRY JOHNSON, Secretary, Beigraae P. 0.
. ! 1815)14
MEACHER WANTED. -For :school; section: No. 4,
1, McKellop, a male teachet holding second or
third clam certifioate. Applicetions, [ stating balary
to be sent in before October 80th, 1902. Hurtles to
commence January, 1903. 0BERT HASKIRK,
Secretary, Sea'orth. - 1$16x4
,
•
Grand
'trains 'we
ollows l
4111,90 WEST^
Rassengor
Passenger.-
Mixed Train
efixed Train
'eons° &ter
Passenger
Passenger..
aIxed Trein....
Palmerston
o9l50 Noun.
Palmerston
Ethel
Bruesele....
Him vale
Wingharri-
GeSse SOUTH.
Winghans..
Biuevale ......
Bresee:s.
Ethel
ealmeraton
London,
%NG NORTH-
London,
Centralia
Exeter.
Fleneall...
Kippen
Brucefiold
Clinton.,
Londeeboro
Blyth...
Belgrave.......
Witignam
iOING SOUTH-
VI/Ingham,
Belgrave
Blyth.
Londesboro
Clinton
Brneefield
Kippen_
Heneall-
Exeter
I, Centralia..
t London,
TIME TABLE.
stations at
MINTON,
12.66 P. Is
10.27 P. M.
10.16 A. M.
7,06 P. III
7.88
2.55 P.
4,16 P.
Mixed
pm 8.46 a.ne
9.40
Id 00
10.20
10.30
PAM
3.06 p. n
11.13
3 25
3.35
4.20
Bruce.
Passenger.
A.m. 4.50 sad
6.66 ,
6.07
6.18
6.25 .
6.33 :
6.55
! 7.12 '
7.20
7.88 :
7.66
PaSeenger.
A.33. -8.10 a. 3
8.23
' 3.85.
3.46
4,16
4.40
, 4.60
4.66
, 6.1
6.20
A. 11. see
,
.
Trunk Railway.
Seatorth and Clinton
, ,
SIIAEORTIT.
12.40 P. M.
.. ... 10.18 P. M.
_ 9.20A. M.
646 P. M.
-
- .. .... 7.53 A. M.
.. .. - 8.11 P. M.
- .. 4.40 P. Id
and Kincardine.
Pass. Mixed.
7.30 p.m. 12.20
8.07 1.07
.. 8.17 1.10
F.27 1.30
.. .. 8.38 1.35
Pass. Mixed.
.. 6 53 a.m : 9 a.m.
.. 7.92 9.17
... .... 7.18 10.09
7.28 10.15
8.20 11.30
Huron and
depart.. - ...... : 8.15
. 9.18
-....... _ .. 9.80
........... 0.44
9:10
.. 4 9.68
10.15
- - - - - : 10.30
_ - -.............. 10.38
,... ....... 10.60
arrive....... . 4 • 11.00
depart.. - 4 6.50
7.01
. *1 7.14
..... ...- -.: 7.22
', 7.47
s 8.05
........-.... .. 8.16
... - ....... .._. 8.22
8.35
s . I. - .... - a. 8.46
(arrive) ---,a. 9.45
Robert
r
e • : ,
t . Devereu]
Special Attention
co Horseshoeing and
General Jobbing.
121h
which were elosed togeth
ner So as to make it appear hat
the t umb was holding the fing r in
Voce Its greetest length was
inche and its gr atest breadtt 8
ache
It as a the very purest gold, ith
ut little of forei n substance ad-
hering, naostlY between the "fing rs,"
and weig ed 617 ounces. It was f und
in t e rthwest •r4aln drive. of the
gidh s mine, 120 t below the sur-
face of the earth a d at a spot only
fifty eet from wher the famous, ady
Bras ey ingget wi4s discovered the
year hef re. It eighed fi -one
pOWkS a pure gold.
3'rell inary to the Baptism
When Bishap oe if Melbourne was
a cmjat, a. famoias jugiI1st in the par-
ish, -ho'vent by' th name of Ji i the
Slog er and who h d never darl ened
a cht rc loor, called at the pars nage
.aklijg hijn to baptilte the baby. Ac-
corthingly the bishoilrepaired to ina's
, !
hous , bu was seirp,ised on bein ad -
mitt d to see Ji lbck the door and
peck t tb key. "Be you the eh rson
f
eome to prinkle that kid?" he a ked.
On the bishop a seHting he conti tied,
"Y can't spri kle that kid til you
1
.,and ie has had fichit, parson." 1
' Th uelfor un te parson protested,
but finding rirot st seless "stoo up"
to Jipi. The,batele ent for the bish-
op, aind Jim, pull -In himself frois the
floor, muttered, 1"11 's ithe parso for
me." Te baptis was pro c seded
with anc, as the st ry goes, Jim took
to c urcij going trim that day.
A egnate P ovOcation.
An old Scotswoman bad imbib d so
muci of ethe dotrlIne that mmec in
chur h whs sinful tat when she came
to this (lountry , sh refused to sule-
scribe to the gener 1 sentiment n f
Tor f chOir Singing, etc. She sc wl
one ay in her own church whe t e
cong ega ion took u an anthe thtit
was sco ed rathei elaborately and
corn lain d t her pew neighbor f the
foot Old the devil isles getting e en in
the erviee f Gad, says the Ph ladel-
phia Tim6. 1 1
"B t," ro ested her neighbor, "that
stnth m 's very old and. very s cred.
:Wh , Da id sang it before Saul?
, reel, w el," commented tli old
WO an,i'I oo for the first ti e u.n-
ders an' Why Saul brew a jay lin a'
Dav d when the lad sang for hi e,
Settied the Wing Questio4t.
Two little Philade phia girls t e oth-
er d y sill -eyed into the realms cf the-
olog1 a d anthiroPology, thou h of
eour e they didn't know it.
y," aid the first, 'we's Do's 'it -
tie angel*, isn't We?'
"Ieth," lisped the second, "b t we
has 't dot ally feathers on. uth, li -e the
'ittl4 angels, my ma-nama show d me
In a pictUre 'book." :
'Well, we had one, don't oo now,"
retuned the first, "hut Dodpull d 'em
all cut before him sent us down ere."
That for did hire do that?" i
o that we couldn't fly up in the
wIten our 'mammas want us to
in end, be washed!"
BLACKSMITH and
CARRIAGE
MAKERYrtveel
Goderloh street, •
it
• - • Sesiorth
LI
tree
COM
The Calnnibal.
«411d a ked the c nnibal
chl ftain in his ki dest tones H"what
wa yo` r husines before yo were
cap ure by my men?"
"I was a iae-wspaper man," an
the eaptive: -
'4n editor?"
o; i4erely a su editor.'
heerj up, young man! Shor ly aft -
y cihet. has finished his perusal of
cookbook you will be editor in
4I1
41
er
the
can
wered
ENTRAL
Hardware Store.
Complete Stook of Builders' Hardware.
Roller Bearing Barn Door Hinges, Tee
and Strap Hinges, and Latehea at bottom
prices.
A 2,000 lbs. Standard Steel Beating Plat-
form cales for $28. Call and examine
them; fully guaranteed.
Eavetroughing and 'tirnace Work a
specialty.
r
ugh ng heartily- at his,bonenot, the
ibali chief 'wanted. to 'know if the
cap ive isad a funny bone.
SHIS &. Murdie
HARDWINRE,
S.A.PPCD1R,T1-1
ADITIONEERS.
THOMAS BROWN, Lleensl Auctioneer for the
Coupties of Huron and P rth. Orders left at
A. M. Campbe 's implement w rerooms, Seaforth, or
Tna Exeost `ii. Office, will revive prompt attention.
Satiefaction aranteed or no charge. ' 1708-tf
1
TAMES G. MeMICHAEL, licensed a:lotions or for
t.) the minty of Huron. Sales attended to in any
longs of the county at moderate rate?, and satisfaction
guaranteed. Orders left at thSeaforth past *Moe
or at Lot 2. !Conciession 2, ullett, will receive
proulptattentilm. 1814x13
IA,IICTIONEERING.-B. S Phillips, Licensed
Auctioneer for the goo [Wee of Huron and
Perth. Being; a practical fa mer and thoroughly
understanding the value of farm stock and imple-
ments, placesline in a better position to realize good
prices. char es moderate. S tisfaetion guaranteed
or no pay. A 1 orders left at 1Iensall post office or
at Lot '1?3, Gioncession 2, II y, will be promptly
ttended to. 170941
oAeon an4 His Mother.
SOon after Napol on's assumption of
the Imp del purple he chanced to meet
otl erin the gardens of St. Cloud.
was stirrounded by courtiersand
playtelly beltout his bend for
to eisS. "No so, my sop," She
rely replied, at the same tine re -
ng er hand in return; "itis your
to -ids the hand of her who gave
ife.
his
' He
hal
her
gra
sen
dut
you
Opirtio s of Leading Ph sicians.
1 I
I have used Strong% Pilekone in internal and ex-
ternal piles, 4nd find th g m more setisfacto.y than
any other su pueitory on themarket. G. II. WI],
SON, M. D., iondon. -
I .
1 ,
Price 1.00 For sale by druggists; or by mail, on
rcceipt of:pri . I
W. T. STRONG, Manufacturing Chemist, London,
Ontario. 1 1796-52
r -
SIGN . -
, CIRCULAR
1 ,
. J
OF THE . *'''' " SAW'
The ries.
"I su pose you lave thoroughly in-
ves gat d.the conditions of which you
are treating in yotir book," remarked
the frie
"No," t replied the literary woman
wit had. undertaken a great work.
"Y�u see, I'm afraid an Investigation
might interfere with some of the beau-
tiful theories I have evolved."
•
' What Mol tky- Can Do.
Sltruckoyle (staiWileg his art collec-
t° ) - Ain't that bullfight picture a
be ut? I paid an artist $2,000 -Le paint
th t for me to ord .r.
utting-Well, -ell! It's surprising
wl4at some men wi1l do for money,
1st it?1
0
co
o
Cons derate.
Sandy-Yer say at lady was consid-
eri.te dat threw de boilin' water on
ye?
inders-Cert! In dese days of germs
anI microbes she was considerate to
bo 1 it before she threw it.
he first fount'
a shaved their
alt best re
a heart, but it
a
n Roman emperors
.ces clean. There- is
renting Nero with
not believed to be
RRIAGE LICENSES
ISSUED AT
THIE ILIRON EXPOSITOR OFFICE,
SIOAFORTIfl, ONTARIO.
Na WITNq8E8 REQUIRED,
'rise J1t1anat
A prominen
said to be C
questions as
go. This co
rate of -8.00
kept up year
by countless
"I never I
question," sa
body in the
find that the I
years, yet if
and ash hot
their watche
say they ha ee o
ind .of the- Alcateli.
tch manufaCturer
ually de.lueelel with
vbere all the watches
t y makes them at the
1day, and thie rate is
uid year out, added to
pertatiOns.
si able to ansiver the
t e manufacturer.' "No-
t a eeer tries to. We
eaif a Iteatch is but five
on will stop fifty men
lone they have carried
1e
fo ey-ntee of them will
ly had one watch in
their entire I eh!,
"We corm eplaini the 'disappear-
ance of watls. They do not go into
the ash bin. Oreinember when the
New Jersey I vE4ch factories closed
that in ten yehrs wec uld not find one
of their watches inywhere. They had
disappeared off tie fiace of the earth,
yet millions had peen imade. Look at
the key watc es. I ito some twenty
years ago w made hthing else. In
that twenty ears these millions and
millions of krwinding watches have
disappeared, ndi the! question asked
unremittingly, 'What become$ Of the
watches?' rein un nswered to this
day."
Fine lour arid Teeth.
Why do colored people as a rule have
such splendidl teeth? Mostly because
coarse foo1, which
the teeth. People
not want t(1) do any
emand meat which
tt will melt in
al as
IITOOK FOR SER.ICE.
they have lived o
made demondIs di
.v
as a rule nov4
chewing. Thy .
Is so tender t*
the mouth, etc. 'I Nature, prodi
she is, never bes owh anything
it is not used, aahd it e result i
1
the civilized I rases i re losing their
teeth., If the 'sty e continues Ito forbid ;
our teeth to db ally ; inding, out. proge•
eny of, say, 2904 A. D. will be born
toothless or !wit o ly rudimentary!
teethe' As 1n -vi uals we cannot grow
r , heads by eating
good teeth i
coarse food. INV are beginning to get
bad teeth byl h edity. But there is
II)
almost no tocithl r le ne forming ma-
terial in fine Whi'te flo r, and he avoid-
ance of coarse f ods ndoubt ly has-
tens the decayiI; of our te th. Per-
haps the 'millersand the dentists are
in a Secret 1 gue te Work for mutual
interests. W io nowS?
Balsam mild Ii14ck Co ee.
Balzac was addicted to t e use of
strong black ioffee 4nd depe ded upon
It as a nervus stimulant d ring the .
hours which! hef devoted to composi-
tion. Its effect he has himself de•
scribed in th4se words: i
. "The coffee fa Is into your shomach.
Immediately ve. ything starts into ac-
tion. Your ide2s begin to move like
Grand Army I battalioes on the battle-
field, and the battle opens. Memories
arrive at a rimestandards flying; the
light covair olr cerriparisons breaks
into a magn1ceit gallep; the artillery
of logic da he up and Unlimbers;
thoughts co4e ushing, up as sharp-
shooters; ch ra terseapring up en all
sides; the paexj becoMes covered with
ink, for the' st uggle has begun and
ends in torrente of hie& water like
the battle in I blaIck. powder."
1
1
That Number 13.
So prevalert $ the Drejudice against
the number 1.3 'pat car companies in
many cities have been obliged to omit
lt, as the car blearing it did not "earn
4s living." pi (St Joseph, Mo., No. 13
happened to i be the car oftenest run
over a certafl line in a locality chiefly
inhabited Of DJ Trees. It was discov-
ered after 4 time that these would
walk blocks oiit of their way to take
the cars of r eal line, but as soon as
No. 14 wee se4t down in their district
the company's receipts resumed their
previous gni. Thirteen as a house
number ale° 14 looked upon with sus-
picion, and hth i expedient of 11, 11ee
and then 15' i ;often employed.
here
that
At--44010°11ft--''
The S aforth
Tea Store
110 PIG 13ItEEDER5.-The undersigned will keep
.1, on Lot 26, Concession 6, L. R. S. Tuckersailth,
e thoroughbred TAxwocrn also,
a thorough-
bred Yoastimus PIG. A limited number at sows will
be admitted to each. Terms, 81, payable at the time
a soil/ice, or $1.50 if oharged. JAMES G MMILL.
1608-62
1
,
10 FOR SERVICE. -The Undersigned vil1 keep
on Lcit 29, Concession 11, Hibbert, a hor ugh -
bred Yor shire boar to which he will ad 't a
limiteti nu4mber of sows. Terms. -41 at the ti eat
scrvicn. JOHN ELGIE, Chieelhuret, Out. 17 1-tf
DIG FOR SERVICE. -The undereignect h
I4ot 23, Concession 11, McKillop, a hor
bred Yorkshire Boar, to which he will admit a
ed number of Bowe. Terme-75c, payable
time of seraice. with the privilege of return
necessary. HUGH T. GRIEVE. 17
s on
ugh-
'mit -
t the
ng if
2.M
Have your
RENEWED. I
You can get a1l. sizes of fruit gems at
just a shade oser cost. Call and get my
prices before you buy. AlSo all kinds
of sugar from the darkest right up to
Bee path's best granulated; syrups and
baking molasses, also all kinds of vin-
egar, white wine eider and malt vinegars
for pickling ; pickling spices and flavor-
ings ;i pork, bong clear smoked hams,
shoulders and rolls;: best lard, fresh
butter and eggs, all kinds of canned
goods, salt bY the barrel, herrings in
,
boxes, flour, pornmeal, all kinds of oat -
meals, graham flour, rolled wheat, cream
of wheat,an all the different kinds of
breakfast fo ds ; flour, rice and rice
flour, eookin figs 8 lbs. for25o, 4 lbs.
best raisins fur 25e, boneleis fish 5 lbs.
for 256 ; green Rio coffee 10a a lb„ or
11 lbs. for $11; all kinds of china and
c
crockery an glassware very cheap. I
have a lot 4 f good soaps, which I will
sell 12 bars for 25c. A cordial invita-
tion to all toicall and get some of the
cheap goods.Wanted, good fresh but-
ter and eggs, for Which the highest
market price will be paid, either in
cash or trade. I also keep a first-class
article of coal oil.
A. G. AULT
SEAFORTa
No necessity of getting new Spring clothes if you
will send your last year's suit to the
clEAFORTH DYE VIID
Old elates made to look like new. DYein
cleaning o ladies' and 'gentlemen's clothes s B.:
and satisfaction guaranteed. All wool goods
anteed to iriTC good satisfaction on short4st
Shawls, curtains, etc., at moderate prices.
do not fail, to give me a call. Butter and egg
In exchange for work.
HENRY NICHOL,
1792 Oppoeite th Lauodry, North Mai Street.
KS
and
alty.
goer-
otice.
ee
en
t_
Mc op Directory for 1902.
MICHEA MI7RDIE, Reeve, Winthrop P. 0.
JOHNS. :ROWS, Councillor, Seaferth P. O.
CHA.RL LITTLE, Couocillor, Winthrop P. 0.
JAMES e'LOUGHLIN, Councillor, Beechwood P.O
AftCHIBe LD MoGREGOR, Councillor, Seaforth P.O
JOHN C;MORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop P.O.
DAVID M. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop P.O.
SOLOMON J. SHANNON, J. P.,I8anitary Inspeelinr,
Wit:Oro') P. 0.
One of the Crient Dinners of Venice.
Perhaps the Most rxpensive banquet
ever given'il Venice was tinit to Henry
Ill. of France. Ile 'was feasted in the
great hall f the 4oges' palace, and
there werej 4ilver plates fer 3,000
guests. At rnothdr time the same
nionnrch w'lis entertained- at a sugar
banquete-th Inapkias, plates, knives,
forks anda the} bread (so called)
were all o qr. l'he Venetians were
mightily pl
napkiu, in
prise fouu
At this fe
were serve
were distil.
Cultured
ter Clara is
Is an amate
an amateur
amateur at
seem to be a
Pretty D
I am an a
first engag.
'VP
as
iis
that it broke t pieces.
st 1,260 different dishes
I, ' end 300 sugar effigies
uted among the ladies.
ed when Henry
hands -and to
took his
his sur -
Augustus
Well, there'
forty a maIJ
sician.
Angellna (
-And are y
Augustus
1 Amateurs.
ther-t-My dear sis-
ta amateur pianist, Dora
r photoerapheriEdna Is
aintee. and Elv ra is an
•onomer, ' but y u don't
ything.
ghtert0h, yes, mamma,
teur fiancee. ere's my
eet ring,„
His Class.
(ne longer the young)-
ope can:deft-they say at
IS either a fool or a phy-
I
early sWallowing a yawn)
u 4 physician, then?
N.
Angelina Ohl
at Jar
Mother soothing
mind what he:says
cooking, tn. dear.
Married Iaughter
mamma; it s the th
my cookin thet an
FOR
DIARRHOEA, DYSENTERY,
COLIC, CRAMPS,
PAIN IN THE STOMACH,
AND ALL
SUMMER COMPIAINTS.
ITS EFFECTS ARE OA
IT ACTS LIKE A G
ICELIEF ALMOST INSTA
ed Her.
y) -- You mustn't
bout his mother's
1.1 men do that
(warmly) -I don't,
ngs he says about
oy me.
Some me
cause they
their frien
In some
are more
never acquire enemies 1e -
hare no money o lend to
s.
VELLOUS.
ARM.
TAREOUIL
Plcaliant, Rapid, RoliAble Effoctual.
New .,Zealand to ns than
omen voters than men.
•
Good Health for Capital.
Maintaining ood health i to the majority of peo-
ple the most jital question in the world, and nature
affords no moe efficient s+ rzngtnener or the system
and restbrativ for the ne-ves that Dr. Chase's
Nerve Food. aturelly, gtadually and certainly It
forma new red corpuscles in the blood, creates new,
healthy nerve cells:snd puts into the system the
snap, energy iind vitality that defies disealle.
EVERY HOUSE SHOULD HAVE IT.
ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR /T. TAkE NO OT14611..
PRICE, - 30o.
The Mural's Otuer notion.
The earth. In addlition to its diurnal
and aiiii11:11 1*(Al 0:11tions. has a slow;
mi:)1:Iiigg of its ax;;;, inOli013 seldom
it)1.1t,t1 g.Vvil in the textbooks a 1-
.1.,,norny .rdis euri,,Lis motion. may he
properly 1,..) Ill:at imparted to st
top by a touch of thu . finger on its
when it is in rapid movement, the
touch causing the upper end of the
toles stem to describe a small circle.
So, too, the mighty Sun lays held of
the rim of the great terrestrial top,
and it begins to oscillate in the long
period of 21,000 years -that le to say,
on Dec. 21, 1248, the earth made its
nearest approach to the sun, and it
will approach equally' near in 10,500
years from that tittle, or on the 21st
day of June In the year 11,748. This
has all to do with cliinate both north
and south of the equatorial lino.
In the period cOmprising the first
our northern winters are avert and
mild and our sump:kers are long and
sunny. But during the period of
which the year 11,148 will be the mid- -
die our winters will be awful in their
severity and our summers short and
cooL Even now the northern hen -1r
sphere is slowly but surely losing its
long, sunny summers, and if you should
live 'anti the winter of the year 11,748-
49 you could toil a story of colt and
snows that would pale to inalgatificance
the stories of the cold winter of 1833-
34, for the whole northern hemisphere
will then be in the midst et Its great
and terrible winter.
Engines for Sale.
One Sawyer -Massey compound traction,
17 horse power, only used about! 100 days.
One Sawyer -Massey 16 horse power port-
able, used two seasons.
One Sawyer -Massey 13 horse power port-
adle in good order.
One John Abell 14 horse power portable,
rbrebuilt,eailt.
One Waterous 12 horse power portable,
One White 14 horse power portable, in
fair order. -
One Leonard 14 horse power portable, re-
buThese will be Bold cheap as they have
been replaced by our own make of engines.
For full particulars apply. to
ROBT.
Seaforth Engine
Wo
18r17k.us
•
HAVE you
been smok-
inie a good deal
laiely and feel
an occasional
twinge of pain
round your heart?
Are you short of
breath, nerves
unhinged, sensa-
tion of pins and needles
going through I your
arms a.nd fingers?
Better take a box or two
of Milburn's Heart and
Nerve Pills and get cured
before things become too
serious.
Asa
specific for all
The Kingfisher.
Koskomettos, the kingfieher, still bur-
rows in the earth like his reptile an-
cestors. Therefore the other birds call
him outcast and have nothing to
do with him. But he cares !little for
that, being a clattering, rattle headed,
self satisfied felloye, who seems to do
nothing all day long but fish and eat
As you follow Lir% however, you note
with amazement that he does some
things marvelously well -better, in-
deed, than any other of the wood folk.
To locate a fish accurately in still wa-
ter is difficult enough when one thinke
of light refraction, but when the fish
is moving and the sun glares down into
the pool and the wiud wrinkles its face
into a thousand flashing, ehangiug, fur-
rows and ridges, then the bird that eau
point a bill straight to his fish and hit
him fair just behind the gills must
have more in his head than the usual
chattering gossip that one hears from
him on the trout otreams.
heart and 'nerve
troubles they can-
not be excelled. A
true heart tonic, blood
enricher and nerve re-
Two queer Diseases.
Astesia is a nervous affection the
peculiar feature of which is the fact
that a person suffering from it cannot'
stand upright. If 'be tries, he will be
obliged to hop and jump whenever his
feet touch the groUnd. in a word, bis
actions are precisely those of a person
who might be required to stand up-
right on a floor eumposed ,of redhot
coals. Fortunatelet there are not many
eases of this malady on record. Aka-
thisia is the exach opposite of asta.sla,
since a person suffering, from it cannot
remain seated. The moment he seats
himself in a chair he Is obliged to
start up again. A. person afflicted
with akathisia can -walk easily, but
cannot sit, whereas a persoa suffering
from astasia canna stand upright mad
cannot walk in the ordinary manner
owing to the contraction of his lower
limbs.
newer, they cure nervousness, sleepless-
ness, nervous prostration, smoker's heart,
Pricepe, etc.5oc. per
lpitation of the heart, after effects of la v
box or 3 boxes for $1.25
a all druggists i or will be sent on receipt
o PriCebhe
TT. Nahum Co. Limited,
Toronto, Ont.
The Bell Telephone Company
of Canada.
Had Seen One.
Dan Leno, the English comedian,
told of appearing before a swell Lon-
don audience at the house of a lord.
The languor of hit listetwrs made him
feel not too happy, and- he was glad to
retire to the dressing room allotted
him. While he was removing the
grease paint a vee7 young peer, W110,
had strolled after him, stood watching
the process. He told Leno In the most
approved drawl that -sortie of his say-
ings had really been rather funny, -"es-
pecially that one, you keow, where
your wife made pancake on a grid-
iron and the pm:101;e slipped through
and put the fire Ott That made me
laugh awfully, because I know what
a gridiron is. I have seen one."
A new issue of the subscribers' directory,
for the district of Western:Ontario, includ-
ing Seaforth Exchange, wil1 be issued early
in September. Orders for new connections,
changes of address, changes of narnet, dupli-
cate entry of names. &c., should be placed
at Once to ensure their appearance.
I. V. FEAR, tocal Manager.
NOTICE.
All parties Indebted to Dr. Bethune, are requested
to pay their emanates to Dr. H. H. ROM of Seaforth,
who is authorized to give receipts for the same. All
accounts must be Settled before the let cf November.
1817x2 ALEX. BETHUNE, M. D.
Beliefs Abont the searth.
Newton, the grea surmised.,
although be coulp !give no reason -ter
the conclusions be had rile -shed, that
in the course of time tin- earth would
become perfectly {heel's, mostly
De Verne, Profeesor A le. Hamilton
and the younger r. all believed
that eventually the ver.li would be-
come as .dry as tbe pi.. erblai chip.
Even in this day nod a's the theory
has many adherents.
Sweet izrxrue.e t';e„
never saw ail!. .'eg like this
tide. Here I've been , i1Ing steadily
for ten minutes, and xi eni't seem to
have moved a fole..
She (after a pause-!- -Oe Mr. Stroke'',
I've lust thou-ght :thingl The
anchor fell overlheed "ort time ago„
and I forgot to t:en yf,- Jo you supe
pose it could nu\ e t on some-
thing?
Then She S -
He -You always m.; -e me of some-
thing very disagree; -"e
She -Sir! I -el 1
He -Yes, you re tape meof the
time I hate to -spend ere 3. can't see
you.
And the eloudse
Precocious Chhe
Is humbug?
Parent (with a ie
Is, my dear, woe. inaniena pre-
tends to be very tete. e we and putS
no buttons on me side;
•.,
••••••••
cell me what
A itif •
"I am told tire
leech. Is that tfrth• •'
"No, woniel
tomb, you knoW
ethreselfetheiew s.
Inmseemeemoess
. is a regglar
say that
Lt
,e,ts sihelt ott
_
PO nrill EVIL*
irg' N.
Fleming's Fis:t!
stulaeaa a 'ere Cured
is a new, scientic iy.
NO COST 3 3. In 15 to
-51
30 Days
Write today for
FLEKING RR":
36 Front St., V,: '