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goods, fled
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old iron
laws, rifted
dries,. old
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Libbers;
'ewtee,
paper,
Hen
Hair.
1 kinds
Ropes.
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Dealer
SEPTEMBER, 199 1902
atialgaii".0040,
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A. Languid Japanese LtrelY.
In a Meat address in Tokyo a prom-
inent Sapa:aese educator said: "The in-
slolence of Japanese ladieb. is some-
thing amazing. I know a daughter of
a certain peer, but a brand new one,
Slid this young lady's indolence is real-, -
1y beyond the idea of ordinar3- mor
-
tale. She will not even open her mouth
ef herself. As soon as the time to re-
tire to her bed arrives she issues her
Order, 'Now 1 will retire,' and at once
three or four maids spread the under -
oats, help her, or, rather, make her,
for she simply stands like a doll, to
change her clothes, and at last the girl,
swaddled In her night garment, is put
to bed just like a person suffering from
a serious illness, and so the poor thing
. goes to sleep and releases her maids
from their trouble till the morning,
1 when the daily routine is resumed.'
! First of all she issues to the maids
waiting in her anteroom this extraor-
dinary order, 4:1 shall get up now,' and
then the process exactly the reverse
of that of the night before is forth-
with commenced by the girls. Day
after day this routine is gone through,
and the spoiled child of the proud up-
start peer .forces herself from her mis-
taken notion as to dignity to lead the
life of an invalid and to cripple the
normal development of her , body."
Fish Proverbs.
"1 have other fish to fry" one says In
declining a task. "A pretty kittle of
fish," says another in designating a
pretty bad mess. The 'Tittle" is the
taekle i.of the fish 'booth, which may
easily get into a sad snarl. "There are
other listen': the sea," says the rejected
sailor.. "Mute as a fish." "Dead as a
herring.;" "As uneasy as a fish out of
water." "To fish for compliments," are
amongthe best known figurative ex-
pressionsi referriug to the finny tribe.
e.Very like a whale" we may refer at
least to Shakespeare's time ("Hamlet,"
Hi, -2).- "White as whalebone" was
coined when walrus ivory was taken
for`whale's bone. "The shark flies the
feather" is a sailor's saying, indicating
the fact that this veracious fish will
not toucha bird. The use of the term
"land shark" is net confined to seamen
bv-any means.Shakespeare makes use
of another nautical expression in
"Thvelftia Night" i, S.
True Literature.
We are inclined on the -whole to be-
lieve that the stimulus to literary pro,
duction exists within and not without
the man. It is not external circum-
stances. poverty or riches, sickness or
health, greatness or humbleness, that
determine the productions or output of
genius. It is the characteristics of the
mon that deteemine not what he shall
learn or wiaat he shall think, but what
he shall do. A stimulus from without,
such as poverty, may start production,
of course. but that is merely the phys-
ical awakening of a disposition that in
any circumstances would have been
awakened in some way at some time.
True literature is the voice of the soul
caning from the windows of the house
of clay in response to those things of
life that touch the nature of the soul
that speaks.
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Made
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Imperial
011 Co.
For sale by M. Broderick, Seafortin
IMPORTANT NOTIOF18.
Isoplee Nanted From the Bible.
A elOSe acquaintance ,On the part oil
authors with the terse and !expressive.
phrases in the Bible is plainly shown
in the 'titles of a host of books. Among
the titles taken directly froni the Bible,
says the Saturday Evening Post, are
the following-
•
I "If Sinners Entice Thee,": "The Day
of Temptation," "The IFavor of
- Priticesi," "Wayfaring Men," "Weighed
and Wanting," "The 'ages of Sin,"
• "Blacle But Comely,""Dross," "In
' Beatles Tents," "The -Valley of Deci-
sion,", "The Unjust Steward," "Sons
of the Morning," "Visiting the Sin,"
"The Quick or the Dead," "The Prodi-
gal," l'The Bondwoman," "Tinkling
Cymbals," "The Crown Of Life," "Uh-
1
leavened Bread," ',U. Landieetin," "The
Birthright," "The Garden 1 of Zden,"
"The ;Story of the InnUmerable Coin.
pany," "The Wings of, the Morning,"
"Until the Day Breakir "The Mantle
of Eiijah," "They That Wa1kd in
Darkness," "I GO a -Fish gi" "The
Tents; :bf Shena," "The Snlare of the
Flower," "Give Me Thi*e Heart,"
"Mine !Own People," "The eaiure of
a Man" "Resurrection," " he Market
if XTANTED,-Man with single team tei delivee and
ily collect. No canvassing. S2t per week and
expenses, 8160 cashdeposit required. , Permanent.
ifs
Manufacturer (x55) x 356, Philadelphia, P.
1,613-2•
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NEW FEED STORI AT BLAKE, -.We will keep
on hued a eupply of none and Mill
Feed. Flour exchanged for wheat. Give us a trial.
JOHN THIRSK. lia6 tf
. •
WA,STED.-A first elms dement plaaterer ee plas-
ter cement houses, silor, oto. I,Aberal t wages
a ill be paid to a good steady man. addrese oom-
munications to Dublin or Hensel, stating !wages,
etc. G. T. McKAY, Cement Contractor. I8Ilx4
MEACHER WANTED.-Fcr school No. 6, Tticker-
j_ arrith, one holding second chirp certificate,
profeseional preferred. Applications tb be in lay the
25th of September. THOMAS TOWNSEND, f3ecre-
tary, Seaferrh. 1812 3
No Charge.
A group of representatives were one
day telling stories of their experience
in court when one of them contrib-
uted this incident from Arizona, says
a western newspaper:
Out in one of the border towns a
case was.in progress, one of the law-
yers being an eastern man who was
new to the country.
"Will you charge the jury, your
honor?" he asked when the evidence
had been submitted.
"Oh, no; I guess not," replied the
judge. "I never charge them anything.
Tbey don't know much anyhow, and
I let 'ern have all they can make."
"EIJSTRAY HEIFER. -Strayed from Lot 19, Cionees-
sten let, Bibbed, about the IStia of August,
a gray heifer, coning two in October.' Her horns
were turned down and in over the face., Any infor-
mation leading to the recovery of tbis animal will be
liberaly rewarded. MICHALL SHEA, Dublin P. 0.
1912-4
TN THE SURROGATE COURT OF HE CO NTY
I OF HURON. -In the estate c f J tae3 E wards
late of the Township of Tuektramith in the aounty
of Huron, farmer, deceased. Notice is' hereby given
pursuant to The Revised Statutes of Cintarlo, Chap-
ter 129, that all persons having any ela re against the
estate or the said James Ede ards who died on or
about the 14th clay of July 1902, aae rdquired, on or
before the ilth day of October 1902 tio send or de-
liver to the underaigned, solicitor for Charles Wilson,
of the town of Seaforth, Gentleroan, the Adminis ra-
tor, full particulars of their claime and the eecurity
hrld by them, it any, duly verified by affidavit.
After the eaid Ilth day of October 1902, the edmin-
aerator will proceed to distribute the estate among
the pa.rties entitled there.to, having referenceeenly to
such drams us he shall h3ve receivel notice, tied
after such diatribution the Administrator will not be
responsible for any claim of which he sha:1 not have
reoeived notice. J. M. BEST, Solieitor for aominis-
trator. Dated at Seaforth thia 81h day of September,
1932. 1813-4
1NeSSIGNEE'S NOTICE TO CREDOORS.-+Notice
Village of Brueefield, in the County f Huron, hotel
iS hereby given, that Calvin .13; Little, of the
k.eeper. has made an assignment of all his irtate to
me for the benefit of his creditors. 1 A meeeine of
the creditor& of the said debtor wil
American Hotel, lately olocup'ed by
in the Village of Bruceffeld aforesai
191h day of September, 19)2, at the
in the afternoon, for the purpose a
speetors and giving directions with
disposal ot the said estate. All
A Costly Bible.
The most costly book in the Royal
library- at Stockholm is a Bible. It is
no wonder that it is considered pre-
eious, for there is not another like it
In the world. In weight and size alone
it Is unique. It is said that 160 asses'
skins were ueed for its parchment
leaves. There are 309 pages of writ-
ing, and each page falls but an inch
short ef being a yard in length. The
\vial] of the leaves is twenty inches.
The covers are solid planks four inches
th
An E.xplanati on.
"I „suppose you will be glad to get
awuk from congress and get a little
rest."
"My friend," answered the states-
man, "you mi 51 nterpret the situation.
When a man goes to his own state, he
has got to look after elections night
and day. He goes home to hustle. If
he's lucky, he gets to congress, where
is a chance to rest."
he held at the
he eaid debtor,
, Friday, the
ehr of 2 o'olock
appointing 122'
reference to the
perec ne having
claims against the estate of the said debtar are re-
quired to file the same with me, the undersigned
Aseignee, on or before the date of said meeting,
verified by affidavit, etating the nature and amount
thereof, and the security (if any) held by them.
ALEX. MUSTARD, Brucefield P. O. Assignee. J.
M. BEST. Seaforth, Ont., Assignee's lgolicitori. Dated
at Seaforth, this Ilth day of September, 1902:
4813-2
Like Father, Like Son.
"I'm determined to call the , dear lit-
tle fellow Marion," said Mrs. Henpeck.
"But think, my dear," protested Mr.
Henpeck, pere, "if he should grow, up,
like me, to marry. a-er-strong woman
and push a baby coach himself and
wash dishes, how easy it would be for
people to change Marion to Mary Ann."
You May Need
'Pain-Xitielt
For
Cuts
Burns
Bruises
Craps
Diarrhoen.
Alt Bowd
Co traP1 ai *Its
It is a sure, safe and. quick remedy.,
There's only one PAIN -KILLER. •
PztanY DANIS%
Two sizes, 25c. and 50c
Love In the Illierseurn.
"Will nothing move You?" pleaded
the ardent wild man, -who was as adept
at lovemaking as he was at eating raw
beef.
The fat lady glanced at her corpu-
lent self and smiled. "Yee," she chuc-
kled: "a derrick."
Their Glasses Differ.
"The glasses that I use hurt my eye' s
and cause me trouble."
"The glasses that I useaffect my
eyes till I see double."-
A woman can kiss a woman without
knocking her hat off. but a man can't.
--.-Atchison Globe.
FOR SALE.
Place,', "From My Youth Up," "His
Brener's Keeper," "The osts of the
Lord» 1 and "On the , Faee of the
Wates."
, Shock After. liar s. _
ShaelK, which is , always present in
4
severe', burns, requires he administra-
tion ',cif stimulants. he amount of
shocit 1, or coil:11)Se after any bad in-
jury :oi-r sudden -fright diff rs with the
charter of individuals. Some suc-
cumb 1!to it naudh more r aslily than
others When serious, t e tempe •a-
turefp rops below normal, the faee is
c
pale, - inched and anilou , the pu se
slow and feeble, the bod bathed in
11
a cold perspiretion. Som times th re
Is shivering. Sometimes the mi3 d
wanders. Place the ati nt at o ce
in a !, horizontal posi Ion the head
slighqy raised. Adrninister stimu-
lantS,Ilalcoholic or aroflati4 vinegar. If
Whis Y or brandy is nsec, give from
a teaSpoonful to a tablesp onful of hot
wate4 every ten minutes ntil five or
six deses havebeen take • Surround
the 'tinder and legs ineid the thighs
and '4nder the armpits, wi Ix hot water
bggs 1' hot stones-anyth'ng to give
r,.
wreath -but Jake care ot to burn
• yom!patent. if the inj ry is to the
•
head,' follow the same tr atment, but
omit the alcoholic stiniula t.
[
VOR SALE. -A Bay Carriage Mare, reales four
years old, thoroughly broken aid a gond driver.
Apply at Blacksmith Shop, Egmondviile, Ontario.
1813-3
1-11OR SALE -Blankemith Shop and Toolia old ea-
r tabLshed huntress, good stand, rare snap,
Proprietor intending to retire. Apply quickly to
Box 8, Blyth, Ontario. 1813x4
VOR SALE. -One good driving mare, one light
J' road wagon, one light delivery wagon, All are
in good order. THOMAS JONES, Egenondiille,
Ontario. 18064!
MIMBER FOR SALE.-Haviog disposed of saw
al mill machinery, we are now offering fOr sale the
t.mher ef earee. The building is 60x36 feet ; there
are 18 pieces 9xI2 Inches, 26 feet Icing. iedependent
of frame; would eell this separete if desired ; near-
ly all timber is rock elm. GOVENLOCK BROS.,
Winthrop. 17824!
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
VARMS FOR SALE. -Rate bargains li farms in
U the Townships of Hullett, Morris, mad Wawa -
nosh, County of Huron. Inquire at crime. WM
CAMPBELL, Blyth, Ont. 1774-tf
-Lieutenant Walter Reid, on of W. J.
Reid, of London, Ontario, has been apeoint-
ed to the unattached list of the Indian
military staff.
-Willie Freeman, who lives two and a
half miles south-west of West Lorne, while
fixing the lock of his gun, shot himself in
the head and died shortly afterwards. He
was 15 years of age and was the adopted
son of D. B. Freeman, of West Lorne.
THE
HU
N iXPOSITOL
Sho
Boo
0
than
-ke ping
Busin ss Law, Writing, Corres-
ponde ce, Typewr tinge, ete., thor-
oughly taught ly experienced
teach° s at the F rest City Busi-
ness a d Shorthan 1 Qollege, Lon-
don, Ont. We have no difficulty
in placing competent pupils in
good positions.
ollege re -opens September 2nd.
_Send for CatalOgue.
1810.26
J47. Wesierve1t,
PRINCIPAL.
i
.. I ' i. ..l. 3 A-•-•.).••.1.4) a
a ever uetice th ;1_4, ........i
moi.ey attracts eV 1- if it ib 00,y
..,..ie cent? The Ilex titue. rliat you
,.. a eoppt-r coin, drop], ed ill a :Izr,..
.1 jus. oLserve., 17;ve .y e...'e iil till,
.-. i will turN.-
n to the 'Pot 1::Te it.
..ctqipt.K1, zuld here will be ain nil,:-Ied
,t real teucritlI coocern ever Its recov-
ery. Two or three h ade are likely
io come in contact'O'ver be point of its
,„.sappL,aranoe and the 1 'their' owi.ors
N:ji thaW :,-a ideelyback ;led try to
appear uneonceroed, 1.11 io apother
:ieeond they ale aain kilning forward.
The man who idro -4)!(1 , the cent is
I
usually the !lest who a ipears to have
brushed monibry, of Ith trieial occur-
rence aside, imt , just as soon as the i
eyes in the cer have ti. riled from him
his own are sure to go back to the
floor in the hope -Unit he truant -coin
will be seen. 1
When he, has rgone, there is a re-
newed intere t among the passengers,
for the stage of "finders keepers" has
arrived, and :these near the spot of
disappearance beconie quite diligent
until they arq aware they make a cen-
ter of attract on. But interest in that
little coin is not lost Vvhile there is a
passenger le t, and 1 when the car is
empty the conductor takes his turn
and resurrects ;the cent.
,
Apples and Carr nits.
If he livers sluggish refusing to
Ivo+ so that the bile .flo '. is deficient
and So all fats remain u I digested, the
,
eating of either apples or an abun-
(la* of currants will e ect a mag-
ical !Change. 'The jade organ will
be Stimulated; lall the di estive juices
act; the food ie all absor led, aad, soon
the ppetite cries for more. Therefore
the ipple and!!the curra it have been
call d appetizers becanse they are the
men ,S of bringing appeti e to those In
seal h of it. 'The apple being in sea-
son longest bas the ua, al claim to
fav as an appetizer, le' t the eurra t
e
is arost as !deserving f the claim
But t has more waste in the shape of
fiber and skin than is ound in the
apple, the proportion in the currant
being over 414 per cent, while in the
apple it is onlY 3 1-5 per cent.
020 ACRE FARM FOR SALE. -In best wheat belt
e) in Southern Manitoba. Ninety acre ir ready for
wheat next year; 60 acres hay. Good riew stable
and granary. Twelve dollars per acre. Several
other la proved and prairie farms for Sale. Write
CHAS. E. SHAW, Box 17, Boiseevaie, Maeitoba. •
• 17674f
'LIAM IN MORRIS FOR SALE, .-The under -
J.! signed effete for sale, south halt of Lot 9, Con-
ceseion 4, Morrie Townelaip, consisfiog cf 100 acres
00 acres cleared and the; .belanee hard Wood bush.
The farm is Well watered, having a never failing
stream running through one corner of the farm and
Is suitable for either grain or stoek raising. There is
a comfortable frame house with kitohen and wood-
shed attached, first class stone cellar, good bank
barn 40x60 with stone stabling under the a hole
building. Nice orchard, oleo valnable lime kilns
doing a thriving business. It is oneland a half miles
from Belgrave station. Apply to T OMAS ATKIN-
SON, Willow City, North Dakota. 1812x3
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,AUCTIONE RS. !
SpHOMAS B OWN, Licensed Auctioneer for the
1 °putties of Huron and Perth. Orders left at
A. M. Oartophe l's implement warerooms, Seaforth or
TELE EXPOSI R Office, will rechive prompeattention.
Satisfaction aranteed or no learge. 170841
UOTION
Auctio
Perth. Bein
underetandin
merits, placers
prices. Char
or DO pay.
at Lot 48.
handed to.
ERING.-B. Phillips, Licensed
eer for the c unties of Huron and
a practical rmer and thoroughly
the value of farm stock and imple-
me in a better osition to realize good
es moderate. atisfaetion guaranteed
11 orders lef at ensall post office or
oncession 2, H y, will be promptly
(
Maki g Them
An elderly n1nisteI
of a "break" he once.
wedding of twO si t
ranged that he tw
married witit one e
brides responding at
and the two brid
same. There had
V10119 rehearsal,' a
come a long distan
the church lent a
the time for the cexje
All, went -Well un
the minister to sa
nounce you man a
It suddenly beca,
minister th4 the usu
not do in the case of
wives, and he could
way of making "
plural in the sentenc
tion and confusion h
and said solemnly:,
"And now 1 prono
all, husband and av,
Why Teak Wood Is Durable.
The teak, 'which has passed into
proverb as the best material for ship-
building, is superior to a1 other wood2
from the fact that it centains an es-
sential oil which prevents spikes and
male driven into it from rusting. This
property is net possessed by any other
wood in the world and furnishes an
explauation of the fact that ships built
of t.eak are practically indestructible.
SoMe have been known • last for 150
yeats, and when broken p their beams
were as sound as whe i first put to-
gether.
A South African. nimal.
There is a curious lool ing animal in
Smith Africa, that loo s for all the
world like a piece of teast with four
legs, a bead and a tailIt resembles
a pussy cat about the forehead and
ear, but its nose is distinctly that of
a lat., while lits tail is not very dis-
sinailar to that of a fox. This strange
anneal is called the ardwolf and
donbtless dwells in South Africa, be-
cause, judged by his lobks, he would
not be admitted into geod animal so-
ciety anywhere else.
A, GOOD FARM FOR SALE. -For sale, Lot I,
Concession 13. Tuokersmith. containing 97
acres of which 80 are cleared, well underdrained,
fenced, and in a, high state of cuitivetion. There are
17 acres a splendid hardwood bush, unculled and in
first class condition. There :is 8 ecenfortable house
and one of the hest barns in the county. It is 76x46
feet, with stone stabling underneath, cement floors
and everything finished up in first dlass style. The
farm is well watered with living springs itrd is suit-
able for grain or graeing. It iir convenient to
churobee, s'ore, post office and blaeltemith shop and
only a few miles from a railway station. It is one of
the best and best equipped farms in the county and
will be sold cheap and on easy tennis, as the implode -
tor is anxious to retire. Apply on the premisee, or
address Chiselhurst P. 0. JAMES CONNORS, Pro-
prietor. 1806-tf
FARM IN TUCKERSMITH FOR SALE. -For sale
Lot 10, on the 6th Concessiore H. R. S., con-
taining 100 acres of choice land, all cleated and in a
good state of eultivation. There are os the prem-
ises a large and comfortable freabe heuse in first
class repair and heated throughont with a new coal
or wood furnace, with excellent miller and large
wood house with hard and soft Water in the rear.
Also a large bank barn 50,190 with stone. foundation
and new stave silo in the barn in course of erection,
large straw ehed with stone basement for pig and
hen houses also in oouree of creation, a good driving
house and other outbuildings. There is a large
orchard of ohoice fruit trees also some small fruits
and a large member -of ornamental treee. There is
abundance of water at all timee. The well at the
barn basing a new steel windmill erected this sum-
mer for pumping parses. Alio a Bever failing
well in the field. This property hi situated within 3
mile& of the town of Seaforth on the Kippen road
and will be sold reasonably and on easy terms. Ap-
ply on the premises or address Egraoadville P. 0.
WILLIAM BUBOLZ. 1813x4
Opinio s of 11.eadi
I have muc
very successf
ment of hem
The relief no
J. LOOM M
Price, k.
receipt of pri
W. T. STR
Ontario.
Misinformed.
tl;mitli (angrily) -I understand you
said my face was enough to stop an
automobile?
Jones -I certainly nelver said any-
thitlg of the kind.
Smith -Then I must have been mis-
informed?
jones-That's what you have. In-
sten.d of stopping at sight of your flies,
any reputable automobile would in-
,
crease its speed.
' Wiry He Desired Cannon.
It is related that an Indian chief
once approached General Crook and
'wanted to borrow a cannon.
"Do you expect me o loan you a
canon with which to kill my sol-
diers?" the old veteran ijaquired.
"No," the chief replie ; "kill soldiers
With a club. Want cannon to kill cow-
beys."
pleasure in be
I iesults I have
rrhoids by the
ee early, and is
D., Coroner,
For sale by
e.
NO, Manufaetu
g
ring testimony to the
obtained in the treat -
se of Strong's Pilekonea
I believe, lasting. W.
ondon.1
ruggists, or by mail, on
1
ing Chemist, London,
1796-52
Har
CENT--
war 0 Store.
Complet stock of Baiiiders' Hardware.
Roller 1earing Barn Door Hinges, Tee
and Strap Hinges, and Latches at bottom
prices.
A 2,000 ba Standard Steel Beaiing Plat-
form Scalds for $28. Call and examine
them; fully guaranteed
Eavetropghing and Furnace Work
specialty. i
Si4
Her Idea of It.
rW0111d you marry la man whose
wife had secured o. divbrce from him
•for cruelty?"
€"I could fell better aiter I saw the
vibraan.".
Creatlare:
'A man likes an linduStrious woman
'When he is hungry, bit after he has
eaten he likes to be amused by an idle
Woinan who has had time to curl her
r.
;11'i.re escapes were firs made In Paris
IP 1761.
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ARD
MARRIAGE 17.10ENSES
ISSUED
THE MINN EXPOS TOR
BEAFORTH, 0
ND WITNEESES
OFFICIE,
TARIO.
REQUIRED.
MILBURNS
‘KI)EPVE
k • tyl
)
newer,
Tress,' n
palpitat
grippe,
Price
at all d
of pric
ti
gc
a
Bette
of
Nerv
befor
serio
As
hey cure n
rvous prost
on of the he•
tc.
soc. per box
1.1 AVE' you
" been smok-
ing a good deal
lately and feel
an occasional
twinge of pain
round your heart?
Are you short of
reath, nerves
unhinged, sensa-
n of pins and needles
ing through your
ms and fingers?
take a box or two
ilburn's Heart and
Pills and get cured
things become too
s.
a specific for all
heart and nerve
troubles theycan-
t be excelled. A
e heart tonic, blood
richer and nerve re-
rvousriess, sleepless -
tion, smoker's heart,
rt, after effects of la
or 3 boxes for. $i.25
uggists, or V* in be sent on receipt
by
The
T. lbrn CLimited,Miuo.
Toronto. OA
All One.
8 fondof telling
ade at a.double
rs. It was ar-
uples should be
emony, the two
the same time
ooms doing the
t been any pre -
e minister had
and had reached
minutes before
may.
it came time for
'And now I pro-
veife."
Obvious to the
1 formula would
wo men and two
net think of any
an" and "wife"
. In his despera-
lifted his hands
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44
nce you one and
A Bet and Its Odds.
A notorioiise'ain b er, who died some
;
time ago, epee wag,e ed a thousand dol-
lars to one that ix would not be
thrown with a par of dice ten 'times
in successhM. Hi ffer was taken up
by a fellow club $. The dice were
brought, and hisI opponent actually
threw six nine tim in succession. The
gambler then' off€s 2 d. $470 to be free
of the bet. The o her man declined,
had his tenth thr and failed to get -
another six,
Just to snow verY little the av-
erage man know bout the doctrine
of chances a well nown mathematic-
ian has pointed out he real odds about
this bet. The chances were no less
than 60,466,175 to against six being
thrown ten times i succession; there-
fore the real bet should have been
about $600,000 to 1 cent against such a
thing happiening.
A Dra"Well, James, h w are you feeling
lvback.
today?" said the m nister to one of his
parishioners, an 41d man suffering
from chronic rh u atism. "You are
not looking as bnlk as usual."
"Na, sir," repli d the old fellow sad-
ly. "I've been ge nfortinit the day."
"How, James?"
"Weel, sr, I got letter fra a Glasca
lawyer body thi mornin' tellin' me
that ma cousin J cI was deid an' that
he had left me t a hunner pouni."
"Two htindred o rids!" repeated the
minister. "And ou call that hard
luck? Why, it is sulte a fortune for
you, Jame."
"Aye," said the d man sorrowfully,
"but the stipid mw yer body didna pit
eneuch stamps on As letter, an' I had
a hale saxpence to pey for extra post-
e
At -4"1111
The Seaforth
Tea Store
Speei i Attention
co Ho eshoeing and,
Gene al Jobbing. I
Goderi street,
Eiobert
Devereux
BLACKSMITH and
CARRIAGE Opp.
MAKER 211°
You can get all sizes of fruit gems at
just a shade over cost. Call and get my
prices before you by. Also all kinds
of sugar from the airkest right up to
Redpath's beat granulated.; syrups and
baking molasses, ale° all kinds of vin-
egar, white wine cider and malt vinegars
for pickling; pickling spices and flavor-
ings; pork, long dear smoked hams,
shoulders and rolls; best lard, fresh
butter and eggs, all 'kinds of canned
goods, salt by the barrel, herrings in
boxes, flour, cornmeal, all kinds of oat -
meals, graham flour, rolled wheat, cream
of wheat, and all the different kinds of
breakfast foods; flour, rice and rice
flour, oohing figs 8 lbe. for 25e, 4 lbs.
best raisins for 25o, boneless fish 5 liss.
for 25o; green Rio coffee 10o a lb., or
11 lbs. for Si all kinds of china and
crockery and
have a lot o
Wall 12, bars fo
tion to all to
cheap goods.
ter and eggs!, for which the highest
market price! will be paid, either in
cash or trade. I also keep a first-class
article of coal oil.
glassware very oheap. I
good soaps, which I will
25e. A cordial invite -
all and get some of the
Wanted good fresh but -
A.
G. AU LT
SEAFORTK,
- • Seaforth,
Me op Directory for 1902.
NICHE L MURDIE, Reeve, Winthrop P. 0.
JOHN S BROWN, Councillor, Seaftrth P. 0.
CHARL LITTLE, Councillor, Winthrop P. 0.
JAMES O'LOUGHLIN, Councillor, Beechwood P. 0
AROHI ALD MoGREGQR, Councillor, Seaforth P.O
JOHN •. MORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop P. 0,
DAVID . BOBS, Treasarer, Winthrop P. 0.
SOLOM N J. SHANNOI• , 3. P., Sanitary Inspeoter,
Win hallo P.O.
After. 'Wood'sPhosilhocline,
27u1 Great English, Remaly. °N--
Soldand recommended by all
druggists in Canada. Only reli-
able medicine discovered. Bks
eltages guaranteed to cure all
forms Sexua Weakness, all effects of abuse
or exc s, Mental Worry, Excessive use of To-
bacco, Opium or gtiniudants. Mailed on receipt
of pri , one packa $1, sit, $5. One VATIPIOCaeo
fii:Z cure. -Pamphlets free to any address.
The Wood Company, Windsors Oat.
Sold n Seaforth by Alex. Wilaon,J. S. Roberts and
1. V. F ae druggists.
:Sand Sas
In the arid lands
air is reported as
fine detritus, whie
around conspiciaou
to bury them in
ed th
when thelr is no ap
is deecri
and a yellow sedi
thing. Ili Khotan
so obseuees the s
one cannot see to r
out a lainp.
pt Asia.
of central Asia the
often laden with
drifts like snow
objects and tends
dust drift. Even
arent wind the air
ck with One dust,
nent covers every -
his dust sometimes
n that at midday
ad fine print with-
Varnish Fr
A kind pf seawee
on the coast of G
mirable glue and va
it is waterproof, an
fill up the intersti
work, of .which wi
ly constructed ir t
also utilized to stre
paper lanterns.
m Seaeveed.
which- is plentiful
a furnishes an ad-
nish. When dried,
• it is employed to
es in bamboo net-
dows are freqttent-
at country. It is
gthen and varnish
)
BU DOC
)
BLOOD
BITTERS
Is a purely vegetable System
Renovator, +Blood Purifier and
Tonic.
A medicine that acts directly at
the same tinfie on the Stofnach,
Liver, Bowel and Blood.
It cures tyspepia,
Constipation; Pimples, Boils, Head-
ache, Salt iti‘ieum, Running Sores,
Indigestion, Erysipelas, Cancer,
Shingles, Ringworm or any disease
arising from an impoverished or
impure condition of the blood.
For Sala by all Druggists.
Work That the Ileart Does.
The work of the heart is the circu-
lation of the lift) givii2g bleed through-
out the body. Witi eaeli strOke or
heat of the heart it projects something
•ix ounces of 1)4)0(11in-to the b0(.1.
iy (o;.duits, throwing it ;for a distanee
of Wile feet, That it does ;sixty-nine
times a nainute, 4,140 times each hour,
99,300 times in a daY, 30,200,400 times
in a year and 2,540,437420 times in a
lifetime of seventy years. The blood
is propelled by the hartl nine feet each
beat, 207 yards eaCh minute, seven
miles an hour, 109 miles *a day, 61,817
wiles in a year and 4,3$0,120 mileS in
the seventy years. ,
The total force exerted by the heart
every twenty-four hOurs b4s been'cal-
culated to be equal to 124 foot tons—
that is, if the whole force expended
by the heart in twenty-four hours were
gathered into one huge stioke such a
power would -lift 124 tops one foot off
the ground. This being the daily,
force, that exerted in ayeitr would be
equal to 45,260 foot ton a and that in a
lifetime of seventy. year 3,170,3034
Such is the enormons anao nt of work
performed by the human ieart ;which
only weighs eleven ounces nd is about
the size of the e1ose1 fist.
A Cteerfn
A Sco4islio bea
manse housemaid
and, pointing wt
mered:
"My folk Ile t
like to lie there t
It was his way o
tion. '
dl
Proposal.
one day led the
to the churchyard
his finger, stem-
!,
e, Jenny. Wad y
I
SIGN
OF THE
pepping the clues -
A c
Hoax -I thouglit
was a musician?
Joax-iNonsense!
"You certainly to
odies."
"I told you he
heirs. He sells so
poser.
you said that man
d me he wrote mel -
as a composer Of
thing seyrup."
ree
CD
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CIRCULAR
SAW
Sailors" C loos Pets.
it has been said Of the 5ack1e sailor
boy that he iS so passion tely fond -of
pets he must haveLsoniet ing to love,
if it is "only a cockroach in a riaaccy,
box." This statement wa founded 011
fact, for one of the mos remarkable
pets of an English ship was a mon-
strous coeluoach. He wa four inches
long and one inch aroad.
s
One of the sail° had tamed him
and built for him cage with a little
kennel in the corner IA it. This in-
sect prodigy learOd to Tecognizes his
master's voice, and wbn he heard
him call would hurry cUt from his
kennel in response.
Among other odd pets tlliat have been
beloved by Englls1 sailor- was a seal,
who had a tank resudeItCe on board
and a daily round ef leasure and
duty, his pleasure seVen meals a day,
his duty a bath after each meal. An-
other was a deer, who would take a
quid of tobacco w th so much delight
that the fellow fe ling a •oused by his
appreciative taste made iim a general
favorite.
According Ito Fo ula.
Judge Pentlypac -eri w s once asked
by his brother Ha .ry du ing a session
of court for the loan f $5. Harry
walked to the desk and jivhispered the
request in the judge's ea The latter,
looking down ()e'er th top of his
glasses without ijie suggestion of
smile, said loud nougi to be heard
throughout the robin:
"Put your applieation n wiitheg and
present it to the cOurt In a proper man,
ner."
Mr. Pennypacker, thin lug the judge's
insistence upon regulanitY to be merely
regard for the dignityof the court
to
wrote out the request a d handed it
r
the clerk of the court who in turn
passed it to the bench. The judge read
it quietly and seriously and then in-
terrupted tlie pending trial long enough
to say: 1
"Application for a loan of $5 made
to this court is received and refused."
re, • az,
ce- ee
0 Pee en PA
C$ at- pia .2
A Mar Man. _
I "Are you a m ry ng man?" was
asked of a Bombe 1 king gentleman
at a reeent rece;ti n. 1
"Yes, sir," w s the prompt reply;
"I'm a Fleravmaiii.
-At the London Presbyterial meeting,
held thereon Tuesday. Bev. W. J. Clark,
pastor of the First Presbyterian church,
stated his desire riot to aecede to the call of
the past' rate Of St Andrew's church, Van-
couver, 4nd the reabytery acquiesced in
the ded ion. Thel call was strongly urged
by Rey. Dr. Nage t, and 3:4r. Blown, of
Vancouver, and 1.ev. Mr. McDonald, of
Toronto, and was opposed by a large depu-
tation from the First Presbyterian church.
i•-• •
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CD
Pei
es)
YiNs
&it
tow
@Nib.
ol=ik
pop.
Relieve hose Inflamed Eyes!
130n.49S Xtr*tt
Reduced one-half with pure soft water,
applied frequently with dropper or eye eup.
the congestion will be ronoved and thepain
and inflammation Aistantly relieved.
rietaAtIlinTall1 ch
0iti-Avaidzetidangeroue, ire
Pend/s BAtraet which easily sour
d
4,0espaamrsate istemn,1
represent to be
anillenermdaili;:eootsistai4'wood oleo-
hoadia
Wage
Stoppea For once.
A citizen fron1 the -frontier, -who
never had been ia Washington before,
was visiting a f lend in the nation'44
capital and was taken one day to the
gallery of the se ate -while an impor-
tant measure wa under discussion.
• A senator wa delivering a long,
prosy and apparently aimless speech,
end the visitor son grew tired of it.
"Why doesn't he say something
worth listening to?" he whispered to
his friend.
"Oh, he's merely talking against
time." {
"What's the goad of that?" asked the
other, aghast. "Time goes on just the
s.anee, doesn't it?"
"I suppose it does," replied his
friend, looking it his watch a.nd yawn-
ing; "but it doesn't seem to."
The Bell Telephone Company
of Cada.
A new issue of the suisscribers' directory,
for the district of Western Ontario, includ-
ing Seaforth Exchange, will be issued early
in September. Orders far new connections,
changes of address, changes of names, dupli.
oate entry of names, ikc,e should be placed
at once' to ensure their appearance.
L V. FEAR, Local Manager.
His Folded Arm.
"Madge, Harry asked me to be his
wife last night."'
"Oh, I an so delighted!" replied her
friend. "How did it happen?"
"Well, you see, be just asked me, and
I said 'Yes,' and then he stood up and
folded his arms.'
"Well, I neveri Was he not more in-
terested than that? batever did you
do at such treatinent?"
"What could do? ,You see, I wal
in his arras when he fdided them!"
Saxon State Dinners.
At Saxon dinners liees bf breed
were the substitutes for plates, and
these generally went; into the aime
basket afterward. Grandees wero
t
treated to a -silver pl tter placed be-
neath the bread i whic last in CO/MIA
of time became discarded as people
eame to recognize the superior advan-
tages of metal and pe er.
A We 'thy Ciitizen.
"That man M neyba s has SO MUC13
money be does 't kn w what to do
-with it."
"Indeed. Ho*, nauch has he?"
"Well, I don't cnow exactly, but hes
got so much he doesn't have to endow
colleges to 'et his name in the paper."
1
Sfneeritir.
Clerk -I would like to get off early,
sir, as my wife wants l me to do some
odd jobs around the house while it
light enough.
Manager --Can't possi ly do it.
Clerk-Tbank you, s . You are very
kind.
A iltiagnolsio.
Myer -1 wonder what causes coneus,
siori of the brain, 1
Ryder -A colliSion between two train*
of thought I suppose.
NO SPA
The worst possible epee
45 minutes. litla
lust as quick. Not p
failed. Detailed inform
new method sent,free to
Write today. Aektor p
Pleatiog Bra& 414444e1+,88Tren
• ran beeuredin
oak Splitts I
al and never has
tta g " :4.tia's
phlet No. 205
VioatiloreatoAst.