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AUGUST 1 1902
EXPOSIT()
it For Tat.
In the peace congresa at The Hague
Lord Pauneefote attracted the atten-
tion of the delegates by taking notes
;with a fountain pen the handle of
which was formed lay the shell Of
diundurci bullet. One day the repreSent-
ative a a foreign power, ()netted by
the heat of the discussion in the inter-
ests of eternal peace, said to ;him
sharply;
"My lord, it isn't right for you to use
that murderous shell in this congress.
The instruments .used by persona are
almost emblematic. They can become
a part of themselves, an expressiOn of
their ideas and of their personalitY."
Lord Pauncefote I smiled, but :said
nothing.
The following day his critic, wanting
to write something, turned to the Eng-
lish diplomat to borrow a pen. The
embassador pulled out of his pocket an
old fashioned pen made of gray 'oose
quill, and after the borrower ha4 fin-
leited said:
"Monsieur, it isn't right for yeu to
1180 such an instrument in this con-
gress. The instruments used by: per
are almost emblematic. They can
become a part of themselves, an ex-
pression a their ideas, of their: per-
sonality."
Not Quite Complimentary.
A very ordinary looking nurse was
exhibiting the new born sister t� six
year-old Bertie.
"Look at the sweet little baby, ray
dear! Is she not pretty?" ;
But Beetle, who has been made pain.
aware frOm the servants of the
household that the new arrival will
/lamp his past privileges as an only
ebild, exclaimed with secret exalta-
tion:
"Asintie says that pretty babiesegrow
up ugly."
"Maybe they do," assented the nurse,
unable to forbear a smile.
e But the smile was lost upon Beetle.
He stood for a moment in meditative
mood, and then, glancing up frone his
contemplation of baby's features to
those of the nurse e he said with 'child-
ish corifidence:
"Nurse, you must have been a very
pretty baby!"
Bro-vraing Anecdote.
.In the Cornbill Magazine, in andiater-
esting paper entitled "On a Few Con-
versationalists," the writer tells an
amusing story of Browning and --how
he received certain flowers from a lady,
Who, on being pressed to give: their
English names, shyly confessed they
were called "bloody noses." I hap-
pened many years ago to be staying in
a country house when Browning told
this story in his inimitable way, and
he ended with the following ! lines,
which I then and, there committed to
memory, and which will, I think; inter-
est your readers:1
111 deck ray love with posiell,
cov&r her with roses;
Should she protest
I'll do my best
To give her bloody noses.
—London Spectator.
For Ingrowing' Toe Nails.
By far worse than corns, the ingrow-
Ing toe nail makes life miserable for the
..man or woman, and no relief seems to
tome from paring thelanall or in wad-
ding it with cotton. To give instant re-
lief to such pain a mixture usecnby the
beet physicians can be made as fol-
lows: Procure of the druggist one dram
of muriatic acid and one dram of nitric
aacid and one ounce of chloride Of zinc.
Have these mixed thoroughly 'ley tbe
druggist or perform tbe operatien your-
self and apply one drop to the affected
part once s. day. It win not orgy give
relief at once, but it will last all day.
Cr 0,#/vatael. flhinf.
That was n curious sortOf impromptu
coronation j which his Majesty King
William IF figured. Things did not
go very wel with Earl orcv3-1' govern:
went after the second needing of the
nest reform bill had been carried by a
majority of one in 1831.s: and one Fri-
day in Apia they udeuly got tbe
king to go own and prOroeue parlia-
ment in per on. Somebedy Vent off to
the.Tower t fetch the crOwn, and with
_acratch b de, of attendee* hie maj-
esty drove c own to the houee of lords. ,
What happ ned there is described in
Greville's " emirs."
The king ught not prepeilly to have
worn the rown, never halving been
crowned; bi t wieen he Seas Ln the rob-
ing room e said to ri3Ord nftetings,
"Lord Has hags, I we e the crown;
where is it" It was brought to him,
and. when I4erdllastIngje was going to
put it on bus head, he Said, "Nobody
Shall put th crown On head but my-
self." He Iut it on and bee turned to
Lord Grey and said, "ow, my lord,
the coronation is over!"
The crown did not fi yery well, we
are told, but the prorosatiou 'was suc-
cessfully eff cted.—Lon nChronicle.
The Orange In Spain.
It is considered a very healthful thing
to eat an orange before breakfast. But
erho can eat an orange well? One
raust-go to Spain to see that dote. The
senorita -cuts off the rind evitn her
silver knife, then, putting her ferk into
the peeled fruit, she detaches every
morsel with her pearly tooth and con-
tinues to eat the orange without losing
a drop of the juice and lays doWn-the
core with the fork still in it.
Octopus For Dinner.
Octopuses are pretty plentiful in Jap-
anese waters and have been known
to attack fishermen. in their boats.
When this hideous molester assumes
the aggressive, the only chance the
fishermen have is to lop off the tenta-
cles of' the beast. Failing this, the
boat may be upset and the men
dragged under. The octopus is highly
'valued in Japan as an article of food.
Lincointe Hay' CrOp.,
A story of Abraham IIA0oln would
have to be 4lder than the one below to
lose its cht@cteristie s non
In the summer of 1857 Mr. Lincoln
'was sitting in his office wlien he was
visited by cne of his n inhhors, an ex-
cellent fanner, but one Inclined to in-
crease the size of his cops even after
harvesting. He had gi en On this par-
ticular morning a skillf llyipedned ac-
count of th hay he had patella
"I've been cutting hay, i tooV•remarked
Me. Liacol ket
"Why, Alle, are you farmifig?"
dyesee t i
"What ydu raise?"
"Just haj."
"Good cr p this Year''
"Excellent." -
"How rna py tons?"
"Well, I lon't know est how many
tons, Simp,on, but my en: staeked all
they could"' outdoors a 'd tben stored
the rest in the barn." Youth's Com-
panion. ,.
The Explanation.
Knox -1 sat down in my easy chair
last night and picked up that new uovel
of Scribbler's and I didn't get. to bed
until 4 this morning.
Cox—The idea! Why, I thought it
awfully tiresome.
- Knox--Sxactly! It was nearly 4
- oneock when I woke up in my chair.
"-Why don't that romantic Star and
that emotional actress get a -divorce
If they can't beconie reconciled?"
`They have discussed- the Idea. but
each is afraid the other suight .get the
bestof the edvertiseinent.
Doi ng Thinlein.
M a runia—Bassire why don't you wash
the dishes? lt,Is easier to dO a thing
than to it and think about it.:
" .inainnia. you :wash the
diebes. and I'll sit and think about it.
Remember the taker.
At the court of assizeS in 'Venice,
when sentelnce of death is' about to be
passed. a r an clothed ill 4 loug black
robe' enter the court, and advancing
to the ben h bows profetendly to the
judges. say ng, "Remembed the baker!"
Then be bo vs again and retires. Here
is the ex Inflation Of the custom:
Three cent ries ago a baker was .exe-
cuted at V riice for a crime of which
be was n t guilty. When his inno-
cence was ully proved, the judges who
condemned him invested a sum of
money, the interest or, r1icb serves to
keep a lam perpetuall lighted in the
palace of he doges, th sl being called
the "lamp f ' In addition,
their fatal mistake has tor 300 years
been held i p as a warnieg to ;heir suc-
cessors on the bench rwben they are
about to inflict the exteenie penalty of
the law.
Admire a girl's hat. and she will tell
YOU that she didn't like it after she got
It hunie and tore it all to pieces and
retrimmed it.
;
A. common table sets sortie men
good example—it aever cross4 its legs.
—Philadelphia Bulletin.
In every town,
arid village
rr ay be had,
the.
An nglish King lei D4tine
William ufus was killed bY an ar-
row, eithe accidental Or !with murder-
ous intent. He died le the New for-
est, his bo y was striped by tramps
and the ne t day was mind by a char-
coal burn r, who _pi end the naked
corpse on is cart, he ing to receive a
reward. en the wa_ to Winchester
the cart was upset, ai4 tbe kieg's body
fell in th mire. COeted With filth
and black with charcoal, it arrived in
Wiucheste -, Where it sees buried in the
cathedral. A few yeas later the tow-
er fell an crushed the tomb, and 000
years aft r the Puritans rifled the
grave an nlayed football with the
king's situ 1. ,.
IIIIMMIning8181.11M.1111110PCNIP 'WEIN=MEMONONO
Easily and thoroilothly cured.
New, commou-se.40 method,
not expensive. rsOClare, 110
lonT.• FREE. A nracticaL ill-
ustrated treatise on the abso-
lute care of tern0 aw, free if
you ask for Pamphlet Mo. 31,1
Fleming Bros.; obemIstS.
26 irons. Bt., West, Toronto, Ont.
Cr
There 1
little kno
eeived his
During th
"Oliver T
that makes your
horses glad.
o sale by M. Briuleriok, Seaforth.
IMPORTANT NOTICES.
oe
Feed.
JOHb
EED STORE AT BLAKE.—We will keep
hand a sup-ily of Flour and Mi 1
Or exchanged ter wheat. Give us a trial,
IRSK. 1788 tf
5TR4Tt SOW.—Canie into the premides of the
1-14 n ,,reigned, Mill Road, Tuckereinitb, about
the fit c'June, a Large White Sow. The owner can
have he Barna on proving property and paying
obargbs, JOHN WALKER, Brucefield P. 0.
1805x4
ES RAY HORSE.—Strayed from Lot 23, Comes.
lora 4, MoKillop, on Friday night, June 27th,
a sorxe1 hone, five years, old, betweeu 16 and 18
hand. and weighing about1300 pounde. He has two
v.tite WIN feat. Be wee list men in the pasture
field uthe above named night. A liberal reward
-will te 0ven for suoh infolmation° as wilt lead to his
IeCOV ry; HENitY h. HENDERSON, Self Irth
P. 0. 180341
1k:shank's g‘Fregin," •
an intereetieg atorY -very
ea of how Creikshan,k con -
picture of Inigin. the Jew.
• tiri3e he was illustrating
-int" be spent dee-4 travers-
ing the east end of Lendon in search
of a face hat wouldefarreoed with
his conce titan of the deem ter. One
day while standing before a 'mirror in
his dining room "pulling faxes at him-
self," so o speak, for then want of
something better to do, be aecidentally
made the features for Wilkie he was
looking. 1 he picture 'therefore of
Fagin IS r ally that of Ceuikehank
Didn' Notice Inaproveraent.
An east rn senator was riding to the
capitol on an street ear when a very
deaf lady, who sat next to him, asked
Eon) e que,tions about Washington tied
then apole glied for being deaf.
"Why d ant you try 'electrinity?" sym-
pathetical y 'suggesten the senator.
"Well," said the lade"I was struck
by lightning hist suMmer, but 1 dont
see that it did me any good.'
Whole Story
r i4. letter:
ctin. Me?
(mate Devine I
F m Capt. F. Lo e, Police Station No.
5, ontreal requently 886 PERRY
DAY s' PAIN -KILLER for pains in the atom-
deh, rheumatism, ati nese, frost bite -s, chit -
• a, cramps, and all afflictions which
fe imen in our nos tion. I have no hesi-
art in saying tha PAIN -KILLER is the
*rowdy to have n ar at hand."
114 d Internally and Externally.
Two Sizes, 25c. and 50c. bottles.
FOR SALE.
Ftort LE.—One /good driving more, one light
Iron!d wagon, one liebt delivery wagon. All ere
19 o11 order. THOMAS JONES, Egmond:llie,
Onta ici. I 180841
tTim' R FOR SALE.--eHaving disported of saw
m machinery, we ore now offering for sale the I
eaire. The bylding is 130x8fi feet a there
are is pj Tee 9x12 Inches, , 36 feet long, independent
of frac •, would toll this{ separate if desired; near- '
iy 111,1 t mber la rock cht. GOVENLOCK BROS.,
Wintflorci . 178241
Appropriate Text.
a
"Hit su tinly do fill dis ole heart ob
mine wit joy." began, the 1.tev. _Flat-
foot as t e last evaih from the wheezy
organ es apedd through . an1open win-
dow, "ter see go 'newly strangers Pres-
ent dis ralorious Sabbath i mawninn
De good book hit say: 'lie war er
stranger 4n' A.h took him in,' De dea-
cons willt now perceed ter taketup de
collecshioe"
IIi
01,7o.E AND LOT FOR SALE.—For vale a oom- I
to table cottage on West William street, Sea- !
fortr$. ale:URGE BATE, Hayfield.
ip. Apply to HENRY BEATTIE, Seaforth,
or M !
1791-tf 1
r
029 AfIllE FARM FOR $ALE.—In best wheat belt
ej n outhern Manito . Ninety acre,e ready for I
whe n xt year; 60 aor s hay. Goad new stable
and gr nary. TWeive oilers per acre. Several
other Itt roved and prai e feriae for sale. Write
CHAN. SHAW, Box 17p Boisseyain, Manitoba. '
• 1757-tf
The Story of the TiCket.
"Every ticket has its stoeY," -said a
Man acquainted with' the newnshops,-
and one of the sad little tales which
he told is repeated by the Philadelphia
Telegraph. It WRS a bittee cold clay,
and. a mite of a boy, noti over nine
years old, had ceme'im wrapped in his
overcoat This he peeled off and de-
posited it upon the pawnbroker's coun-
ter.
"Give a dollar 'n' quarter" he asked
in pleading tones.
"Dollar," said the money lender.
"Oh, please give me a dollar 'n'
quarter!" '
"Can't do it. Dollar."
The boy was almost crying, and he
begged earnestly for the sum he asked.
"I want to get my sister's coat out," ,
he said as he laid down 8 cents as in-
terest money. _ This proposition the
pavennroker accepted, and the boy
;went Shivering into the cold" with his '
sister's coat. ,
"Is your slater going to a dance to-
night?" a bystander asked him.
"No, sir; mom's been sick, an' Maggie
had to hock her coat for feed. She's
got ft job now, an' she's got to have a
coat to go to work in. I don't mind the
cold; I'm used to it."
own on I1 Luck.
Cassidy Shtop ebeet yer
hard' luel , man! Seine moruin'
wake up en` find yer!sei famous.
Casey Faith, 01111 bet y4 whin thot
mornie' 'owns ne-i)1 Ipe iie luck to
overslep meeela 1
The tia.e comes W ben one feels the
need df t e slumber of dea li, as at the
end Of , toilsome day ore feels the
need of
notber s1eep4
To li crease Il'Our eight.
Id, Weak and ameeiat d, and want to
Resin and weifght,, you should try Dr.
Food. Yon an feel it doing you good
ay, aa it strikes at the rept of trouble
ew rich blood, Ypu can prove that it
Maims and adds flesh if you weigh
week while using it. ,
ggigg
J. Sprott, B. A.,' of the Mit-
chord, has been appointed to a
If you are
inereaee you
ilhase's erv
from day to
and creates 1
bui'de ip ne
youreelf bac
—Mr. R
chell laigh
professers ip in the Winnipeg University,
at an eniti I salary of $1,600.
TA- Ll E FOR SALE -FA cottage on corner of
ii J rues and West streets, occupied by Mr.
Willfmn Edmunds. The iouee is frame, has eight
roon a a• d hard and *Oft stet. Good ginien with
f reit td a of all kinds. I. is convenit ntly and pleas -
anti+ 161,1 uated. Apply o JAMES SPROAT, Sea -
forth, o' -to JAMES tEi, McLennan, Algoma.
1802x0
"VAR1. FOR SALE.—F
J a 13, Tuckerem
abont acres cleared, w
and 104 good state of ou
well tibered with herd
barna, Fi comfortable hou
and kver failing well
roust 01:laugh the farm.
or graio ,growing. It is
and la 1.t !thin three quart
A.pb4n the premises or
JAC LATTA.
r sale Lot No. 8, Conces-
th, containing 100 acres,
1 underd rained, well fenced
tivation. The balence ia
ood. There are two frame
e, a good bearing orchard
f water And a meek also
t is good for either grazing
ithin three miles of Bengali
rs of a mile c f a school.
address Chiselhuret P. 0.
1802-tf
bor
35: 1N U8BORNE FOR SALE.—The under-
. sip ned offers for salt Lot 36, Concession 4, Us-
e auwnship, consiet ng of 100 ewes, 90 acres
ood hard nisple bush. The
g two never failing spring
skirting the front and is
• r stock raising. Cornier.
th kitchen and woodshed,,
n 4000 and two outaheds,
• res and a half miles from
e -quarter miles from Chisel-
• as the proprietor wishes
n the premisee or 1a8cludr4ess
°lee, ed, and the balance
faun, ia well watered hav
wenn a ad a spring arm
suitable for either grain
table frame dwelling w
first,chias cedar, good ba
2 acre of orchard and is
Heriss
hural
to q
F. A. K EYES, Henea
and one and thr
Will be so'd chea
farming. Apply
g ,
AI:
fenOed„
17 aerti
first! el
and'rfeet
and; la
farrtil
able,
chute
0513), a
the bp
will bt,
tor la
addrae
prieto
•
OOD FARM FO
onoeseion 13
f which 80 are
and in a high eta
of splendid hard
a condition. Th
of the best bsrn
th stone' stabling
rything finished
well watered wit
r grain or gran
es, store, post Oil
ew miles from a
and best equipp
sold cheap and
/minus to retire.
Chiselhurst P. 0
The Scotch Halfpenny.
Englishmen are familiar with the
name "bawbee," applied to the_Scotch
halfpenny, but to few does it bring the
association of a baby queen and a loyd
people. Those who meet with the wori
in their reading _do met often stop t
ask how it came to be applied. It a
pears that the first attempt at the poe
traiture of the uefortu ate Mad,
queen of Scots, wan mad in her in-
fancy, and her small face was ere
graced upon the Scottish halfpenni
at the time of her corona ion In 1543
when she was but nine months old
A. number of these small coins are still
preserved, and it wilnbe eripily underL
stood how the name "bawbee," or
baby, came to be given to the coin
bearing the effigy of the baby. The
halfpenny of Scotland is still common-
ly called the bawbee, although the
baby face no longer appiars on it.
SALE.—For sale, Lot I,
okersmith. containing 97
leered, well undenirained,
of cultivation. There are
• ood bush, unculled and in
re :is a ()untenable lama,
in the county. It is 78x40
underneath. cement floors
p in first clam style. The
living springs and is sult4
ng. It is convenient to
e and blacksmith shop and
ailway station. It is one of
d farms in the county and
e Ley teinis, as the prcprie.
Apply on the premiees, oe
JAIIES CONNORS, Pro -
1806 if
TEACHERS WANTED.
TSV
teaOhe
mepOe
to JO
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t
FEMALE TEACHERS WANTED.—Wanted
r the Deshwood Publio School, two assistant
a for the junior divisions. Doti: a to emu.
after vacation. Apply stating Salary required
PH SNELL, Secretary School Board, Garr
1805-3
A !Churchinantrs
Wayne MacVeagh, Archbishop Ryan
and • George B. Roberts, president of
the Pennsylvania railroad, were fe
low guests at a banquet given in tb
Union league several yeaes before th
death of Mr, Roberts. M. MacVeag
at the time was the legal adviser of th
"Penney." Some chaff in the vernac
lar oferailroading merk.ed ii‘passidge i
the conversation of the evening; and
the lawyer, follciwing up a compliment
paid the prelate by the president, sal :
"Your grace, in retire you migI4t
give the worthy Mr. ROerts -.a fr
pass to heaven."'
"I should willingly do se," responded
his grace, "but for one reason—I shoul:d
not care to be the Means of separating
him from his counsel in the world b'
F15 LE TEACHER WANTED.—Female teacher
r School Section No. 2, Grey, holding thir
elate rtificate. State solar) to be expected. Ap.
ns will be received up to the 2nd of August.
MAW to commenee on the third Monday in Atiguet
and t ding on the 24th of December, 1902. elseX.
sere ART, Secretary -Treasury, Cranbrook P. 0,
1805x3
A Wonderful PreparatIon
"Rokco Cereal Coffee," pure, whole.
8(101 nourishing, highly recommen¢ied
by I ading physicians. Rocko is equal
to 41c. coffee, but only costs the price
add, is used at me Is instead of poision4
oi43 eas and coif e. By constant isfzi
itg_woo CEREA COFFEE will give
V(pI.l vim, vigor, v tality, energy, he 1th
;aiiUstrength, an. is a positive cure foe
-d Spepsia, indige tion, etc. 10c. pack-
ages, 15c. lb. or 9 lbs. for 2.5c. Vor
sale by ALL OR CERS.
1,
l'Op sale by Beattie Bros., Seaforth 1804•18
yond."-
“linle Britannia.” Variations.
One of the English paPers gives ti e
answers of certain board school bo s
who were asked to write down t e
whole or part of the chdrus of "Ru e
Britannia." One of them' gave the firist
line as "Royl Brick Tanner, Brick Ta
ner rules the way," a second began it
with '"Rore Britanier," while a thi d
attempted a whole verse. This was 1JIs
version: "The natidns not so blest bis
he but still in stern but still stern o
God most all this' was the Chelter t e
Chelter of the stail and God in Angles,
sang the Strang Bulbiatanya biatan a
wo'ves the waves for Britains never e 11
be slain."
live yo r ClotheS
REN
No necessity of gett
wiill send your last yea
SEA FORTI
!Old clothes made to
°limning of ladies' and
and eatisfaction guara
.need to give good sa
Shawls, ourtaists, etc.
d aiot fail to give me
in excliange for work.
11792 Oppoeite th
E WED.
LVNG
A1,SAM
will po itively cure deepi-see,ted
COVIGH
CILOUP1.
A 25e. Bolt e for a Simple Cold.
A 50c. Bottle for a Heavy Codi
A $1.00 Bo tle for o; Deep-seatlad Cough.
Sold by all Druggists.
• ,
STOCK OR
IIRHAM BULLS FOR SALE --For sale, two
thoroughbred Durham bulls, eligible for reg-
istration, 12 and 18 menthe old, one dark roan the
Other light. Apply on 1Lot 26, Cnneession 1, L. R.
S., Tuckcrsmit.b, I miles south, of Brumfield.
JAMES PATTE1I.0N, Brumfield P. p. ina.tf
Easy Enough.
Mr. Harry de Windt in his bo
"Finland as It Is," tells of a mot
A.ndree, the arctic expl rer. Just
fore his last voyage he vas driven
distraction at a dinner p trty by a ti
ative neighbor.
"But how will you know, profess
when you have really cressed the no
pole?" was one of the many silly qu
tions.
"Oh, that will be simpl.e enough,
dame," replied Andree' with his
known dry humor. "A north wind
become a south one!"
. -
In new Spring clothes: if yr?u
's suit to the
DYE WOrKiii
look like new. Dyeingand
entlemen's clothes a specialty.
teed. All wool goods gnar-
isfacition on shortest PotiOe.
at moderate prices. QM°
call. Butterand eggs Men
NRY NICHOL, ,
aundry, North ?data Stre4
li0ied of Negl ct.
Lonis XVII., tithlar king of Fra ce,
the unfortunate daupleie, died in be
Temple of Parls of abase and negl et.
His body was identified and cert1 ed
to by four members pf the commi tee
of public safety and 'by more than
twenty ofliCials of the temple. The re-
mains were prieately il_mried in tne
cemetery o: St. Marguerite, and every
trace of th grave was carefully oblit-
erated.
The Women of Carthage.
There Is a grand old Story told a oat
the supreme devotion displayed by the
women of Carthage. When their ity
was besle ed by the ',lam:mins, r pes
were need d; but, as there was no ltix
to make t ern in the city, the wo
headed by their heroic, queen, cam to
the rescue They one ,and all cut off
their glorious teepeesand made r pes
out. of their hair. ,
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ee-
to
r,
8 -
ell
111
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To the Weairy Dyspeptic.
We Ask, This Question:
Why don't you remove
that weight at the pit
of the Stomach?
Why don't you regulate that variable
appetite, and condition • the digestive
organs so that it will not be necessary to
starve the stomach to avoid distress after
eating?
The first step is td regula e the bowels.
For this purpos
Ilurdock Blood Bitters
Has No Equ I.
It acts promptly and effectually and
permanently cures all derangements 01
digestion.
At a Dieco;unt.
"Edward," she sigh el, "when I
your notes my hopes nee raised to
happiness.'
: "Yes," he answered Moodily, "1 13
was able to raise anything on my
except hoe."
6
cad
ard
1
AUC'rI9NEERS1.
inn hi es ,pe.
"Your 'honor,
For th rl.:tened,
man- o. ;1110 re.
to gtt olon1.17
with hi!--
:(-11.`it•.ti., •
ours?"
"Well," ;
'here's the la
1
tt f.4 On n2
Saki th'..,! at tOriley;
''T t) pro; e: itd
hat th v, lose is
o , ;•,•-•
t.r
e ie." ea
ne 1)1
t-ttri 4. the w 11 ners,),
119,s far In. and the—'1
t op rie ht thoro. C:nt!
linle• AI 1.; li iY
‘vith yr. 13i1lin )a --;?I"
"I can't, say that
-Are You ei‘' 11 on s: t in term
with him?"
"NO, sir."
"W hose fail t is it'?"
nit's his f TO: on."
"Oh. :yes; itis his friult, you reckt
on! How navel has it been i; ince yon
nave spaken tei him?"
Abeet 14 years as near as I can
remember."
'Now, sir I want you to tell thiS
jury why you haVe not, spoken to M •
Billings for 14 yciars.'
"Gentlemen," said the witness,
turning to the jury, "he reason ,why
I haven't spO en to Tsr. Billings for
fourteen years is beealise that's the
length of time hers beep .dead."
I
MHOMAS BROWN, licensed Anotioneer for the
I. Counties of Huron and Perthl. Orders left at
A. M. Campbell's inapleMent waremoms, Seaforth, or
Tun Exposiroa Office, Will jeceive prompt alttention.
Satisfaction guaranteed or no charle. *1708-tf
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A UCTI0NEERING.-J3. IL phillips, Licensed
.t1„ Auctioneer for the counties of Huron and
Perth. Being a -practical farmer and thotieughly.
understanding the value of farm stock and imple-
ments, places me in a better positin to realize good
prices. Charges nioderiate. Satief ction giraranteed
or no pay. All orders left at Hens 11 poet office or
at Lot 28, . Concessioni 2 Hay, 41114111be promptly
ttended to. I 1
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syer
°tee
• • .
Opinions of Leading' Physic ans.
I' have been using iitrong's Pilose for sev, ral
th
mons, with:resuI s that warrant e in reComn.end-
ing it to my patients With every eonfidenee in its
chinas. R. 'FERGUSON, M. D., Coroner, London,
Ontario. I !
,
Price, $1.80,. For sale by druggm
ists, or by ail, on
remipt of priare.
W. T. STRONG, Manufacturing Chernis14 London,
Ontario. _ 1798-52
A
STOCK - FOR 'SERVICE.
110 PIG BREEDERS—The undireigned .will keep
on Lot 28, Conoeition 6,14 R. 8., Tuokersnah,
s thoroughbred TAMWORTH Pgli also a thorough-
bred YORREIII2.11 Pie. IA limited -number of sows will
be admitted to each. Terms, ft payable at the Mme
of servioty or 111.50 lf obarged. JAMES (ilthiMILL.
' 1608-52
I
PFOR SERVICE:—The undersigned will keep
on Lcit_29, Concession 11, Hibbert, a Thorough.
bred Yo shire boar to which he will admit a
limited n tuber Of sows. Tenn'. -1 at the time of
sOvice. JOhN ELME, Ohio hunt, Ont, 1771-tf
1
Keeping tfp With Fate.
"You well be married within a y an,"
continued the fortune teller. " ear
me!" exclaimed the lady, who wail Al-
ready married. "I shell have to begine
divorce peoceedings et once,"
The systematic use Of capital la ers
In writing and printitig was not com-
mon until about the ear 1430.
Pure Coco tot Candy or Children.
Take one
of a pint of
a quarter o
these ingr
or porcelain
Minutes. It
i.at of sugar, a quarte•
desincated. cocoanut an
a Pint of milk. Bo
ierne in a. granite -War
lined saticepan for h
move froen the fire, set
the saucepari 0, dish of cold wat '
and stir briskly nntil the mixture is
creamy. Pour on a ilghtly hutthred
dish and mark irti squrircs while warni
so that it m easily: broken whe
mcoald. Cocoa
deand
the Whites -
fsiu.ogtahr;a, dt
nut, either de
ed, -and one
Drop on a
roundcakeseaak(eisu I 13a
oven
Journal. ,
Afforestation in S suLit Africa.
1
t
a,kes
uld be
of two
du a Ily
me quaptity of coco
-iccated or freshly gra
tablespiionful of, flan
ttered tin in sma
ei f or five mil
—Ladies' Ho
are Very easil
Variety.. Be
eggs to a sti
sinall cupful
an
Gk
The British Goierninent has lost
time in grap ding .with the afforest
Africa. Rece
vernment fore
en laid out ne
tat great pr
le, More th
tion problem
reports Trani)
: nursery, wilt
`T.haba Nchui,
gress has
100,000 seedling
lyptus and pine,
transplanta,ti n.
also beer, node in .t1
oaktrees, a which night acres has. e
been planted anc the Wattle area u
4
der cultiv) n is . b
extendeCI. 'ihe c nst
and water 1irrsys
is intended , to
generally, and s‘.
-
ment acquii es 1atd
preserved for foiestr
civilized coltntry in
izes the graa t i npoi
preserv at ion,
-fits16 FOt SERVICE.—The uadersigned has on
Lot 218, Concession it, McKillop, a. thorough -
mod Yorkihire Boar, to which he will ad knit a limit-
ed nuInbr of 'eowri , Terms—Vie, payable at the
necemary. UGH T. GRIEVE. I 1782-0
Mine of so lee, 'with the priyilere or returning if
MARRIAGE LICEN • ks
ISSUED AT
THE HURON EXPOSITOR OF ICE,
SEAFORTH, 'ONTARI
KG WITNESSES REQUI ED,
A
/4 -4'P". •
s•
•
E0 SHAVING,
Eatia
COOLS, COMFOR'irS AND
HEALS THE SKI , ENA-
.
SLING THE MOS11 TEM -
DER FACE TO ENJOY A
CLOSE SHAVE1THOUT
UNPLEASANT R SULTS.
., avoid dangerous, mast
irteWitch Hazel repent' ons
represented to be "the same
as" Pond's Extract, which
gasifysour and generally
Contain "wood ;Hertel," a
deadly poison.
' ,,,
Speoia
ro Hore
Gener
Goderie
in out
th G
show t
en
maj
trees, mainly euc
are now ready f
Ex eriments ha
e cultivati6n
1
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Rob6rt
Devereux
BLACKS ITH and
Eo.
giteer
Attention , RRIAC
eshoeing and WI
r
al JobbinMAKER-.
street,
eing continually
uction of da s
s i proceeding. t
stabiish plo.ntatio s
herever the Cover
3.rt of
it ye
.
the world real -
twice of fore t
Sesforth
After' IFloors Phosphodine,
Vizi Great English Remedy. `b'•-•
Sold, and recommended by all
drtggists in Canada., Only rell-
abiel medicine discovered. Biz
packages guaranteed t..o cure all
forms o Sexual Weakness, all effeets of abuse
, or exce Mental WOrry. Excessive 886 01 To-
bacco, 1ipium or Stirnulants. Mailed on receipt
of price one paokagell, six, $5. One nen please,
six wil.4 . -Pamphlets free to any address.
The Wood Company, Windsors Out.
I
Sold i4 Seaforth by Alex. Wilson,J. S Roberta and
I. V. Fear, druggiets. .
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itIcKillop Directory for 1902.
1 _
11LICHEAL MOROI'S, Reeve, Winthrop
LITTLE, Councillor, Winth
JOHN sqeowN, Councillor, Sear. rt
CHAIM
JAMES O'LOUGHLIN, Councillor, Be
ARO11i1ALD MeGREGOR,Councilloe,
JOHN . MORRISON, Clerk, Winthro
DAVID 3M. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop
•SOLOMON J. SHANNON, J. P., Sant
_
' itemovin Ink Staiiis Irrom Cloth.
1
'1 he removal • f ,iniik stains is I -
ways a pr ble , b cause inks a 'e
made by 50 nia y rocesses. bcy p
and water will reuikIve some inks,
while strong chemic Is make lit le
impression on Oh rs. The soon r
the stain, is tre ted the more easi 7
it, is removed. Vas} nig and sota.kii g
in cold water, pre 111 sweet or so r
milk, will reloOVe the 0 -eater p rt
of the ink, and , fre&icnt1y the sI ai
Spots on Washable irtic1es rbould o0
soaked in tank inn water. Rub t e
spot and CILUJtEC t1nj liquid freque t-
ly. Afterwo or hree days ,- a
t
stain remains, Wet at with a sero g
solution o oxalic acid and place It
in the sun. After this rinse ve y
thoroughly.—La.dies' Home Journa
, :
nary P. G.; I
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c Telephone Stati ns
Place the east facilities ef the Tele
phone System at the idisposal of
every one. Are convenient for the
use of non -,subscribers.
Publ
P. 0. -
P. 0.
op P. 0.
chwocto P. 0
Seaforth 1'.0
P. 0.
P. 0.
ry Inepeoter,
.•
Ills "Ilinue lad."0
An English clergyman and a lowland
Scotsman _entered one of the best
schco!s in Aberdeen. The master re-
ceived them kindly and Inquired:
"Would t ou prefer :that ghould
nitter ((l'ieti ion) these boys or Ithat you
should epeer them?"
The English clergyman deSired the
master to proceed. Be did so with
great success, and the boys enswered
satisfactorily numcroue iistereogations
as to tbe exodus of the Israellive frOM
Egypt. The clen-gymeaS then said be
would be glad to "speer the boys" and
at once began:
"How did Pharaoh die?"
There was a dead silence.
In his dilemma the lowland gentle-
man interposed:
"I think, sir, the boys are not accus-
tomed to your English accent Let me
-try what I can make ef them." And
he inquired in broad Scottish:
"Hoo did Phawraoh deer
Again there was a deed silence, upon
which the master said:
"Noo, boys, fat cam' to 13heivrraele at
his hinner end?"
"The boys with one voice auswered:
"He was drooned."
And a smart little fellow added:
"Ony lassie could hae tell't ye that."
—Louden Tit -Bits.
A :Mitisiitg, djecti'vet.
: What A temu.. IV rd woeld ha e
'described . 8 a h Oh ended outrage in
Utica,' was perp ra ed :recently. t 0
victim bei g a entlernan who prid d
himself o t his grip of the Engli '11
language. ,A tieac erous friend ill
duced hi -in oTin 1erake to name fo ir
adjectiVes endin in "idious."
i'Why,"began th 7. expert, cheerf
'
.haxardous gt uperedous, trena
duons. . A this pont he stopped
thin.lz,. He is still thinking. To t
three certi. nly 1 olio may be acl-de
jeopardou. , ptei op glens. and nef,
,dous—thot gli th ti ird is obsolete;
well as u iv and 11 inocessary. So
, six more have. been suggested,
they lind i; nadequ, te , support in
latest dicn onetrice.
MODMONEY TO LAN
to loan at di per nent on god farm seem
ity. Apply to JAIL L. KILLORAN, Barrister. Seit
forth. 1712-11
to
The Man He Wanted.
Senator Clark of Montana bad ocea-
sion once out in Helena te hire a car-
riage driver. The roads were moun-
tainous, and a skillful roan was need-
ed.:- On the appointed day the candi-
dates for the position appeared. "You
know where the road' runs along the
mountain, with the hill on one side and
a gorge on the other, Lfive miles from
here?" asked Senator' CIarit, and all
the men nodded affirleatively. "Heir
near can you go to the edge of the
road," was asked, "without upsetting '
my carriage?"
The first man said, "Four feet;" the
next man answered, "Two feet;" the
third man said that he would drive
close to the edge, and the fourth man
allowed that If one AVILieel was over
the brink he could still turn the horses
ha time to save the catriage.
At last Mr. Clark turned to a brawny
Ldshraan. "Wind woUld you do?" he
asked.
"Begorra, Mr. Clark," said the Irish-
man, "I would keep as close to the
side of the hill as 1 cotild without pa-
ing off a wheel."
"You are the man i want," replied
Mr. Clark, and the Irishman got the
job.
i
1, 1
- NT 1 'ere 1-1 in• s Are made. l
mari in the neighborhaed
ham wilts complimenting a
s pa nen on repairs which
le fez p in. In the course
, . he, however, incau-
" When I want I a -
to. London. Th.ey,
" Before' leaving
red, "By the be,
A cler
of Not ti
htletilloiardincni j
o f eon ver ,a.tion
tiously ol CrVC
good coat. I 0
make them th .re.
the shop he inqui
do You atitend my church?" 1
"No," was the reply; "when I
want to 1ear a good sermon, 1 go
to London. They, nake them ther."
—London Tit-Bitisl 1
East,. Triray to ',freak Up a Cold.
A brisk walk' it recommended for
breaking up a 'cold. The per8on
thrcatenis sholld put On ex ra
clothing and want hard and fast
til he is in a free perSpiration. Then,
while still heated up, he should Igo
home, qu ekly uneress and get hitt) fi%
warm hed and te ke a glass of hot
waner or hot lern made. Where this
course is isuc the chances tire
many th t t4rial- th3 threatening sins
will havc disappeared the followlng
mo
The Box Tortoise.
Though the tortoise is slow of foot,
it is quick to make the best of all its
available modes of defense. The box
tortoise possesses a singular defensive
apparatus. The plastron or shell -cov-
ering the under part a the body is so
formed that its front -segment can be
drawn upward to protect the animas;
head, the head meanwhile being drawn
back under the cars -pace or sbell on the
back of the tortoise. 1 1
The Upper and, unden shelie then meet
in front, forming a ckind of box In
which the creature is unassailable.
When the danger is passed, the reptile
relaxes a muscle, and the raised part
of the plastron falls, eillowinig the head.
and fore feet to come forth, •This mov-
able plate is fastened to the plastron
by a strong hinge of elastic ligaraent
Jn
ekyll and Hyde Idians.
It IS said that the Seri Indians are a
tribe of Jekylls and Hydes. They
spend a portion of 'the year In the
neighborhood of the boundary line be-
tween northern and Lower California,
when they dedicate themselves to
peateful pursuits and evidently adopt
civilized customs, frequently working
as farm hands on the "baciendas. When
the crops are in, however, they experi-
ence a remarkable cbange, dike any of
the fewer animals with a. change ef
season. It is then that they have et
Wild longing for a savage life and emi-
grate to Tiburon island, -Where they
-lead a barbarous eXistenen even In-
dulging in cannibalism, it is averred.-
One 113efter.
mesill that wilShes every,
day -was aturday. '
Pat—And for whoel, Mike?
"Shure, and shouldn't 1 nnst take .me -
wages ivery day?" i
"Begorra, I wish eitery da was San -
day!"
"Ye do? And for What raison?!
"Shure, and shouinn't I get a h011 -
day ivery day and draw mei Wanes the
day before?"
Univertssi Want.
Barnes—I wondler why it is that
everybody laughs at the cynical joikes
that at made, n the stage abioub
love. I
Howes -HI se SI ec t. it . is becaluse
everybody has 1 b en fooled by the
little gol of iv r wants to be.
' Ihree fir atest Educators.
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The T 1
1
In my humble opinion the t ree
greatest educaoiis of the age are the
railroad', the -(2.n.oe1s, and the n we -
papers. Wu Ting Tang, Chinese lifin-
ister at Washing on. 1
I ,
To C re a Cold in One Day
Take La alive Brcimo Quinine Table* A
druggist 'refund the money if it fails tn cure
E. W. G ove's alga attire is on each bcdr. 25o
last wee for an a sisnce of five weeks irnade
neceuar owing toihis state of, health He
• R. EHgman of Mitchel, lefb
risosrumaPee nhaii;
,
1
eceitpise,ota? hpunpedliertgoo
raenon
tuoPernraatnid
mtencal lasses et, the end of Au -gust.
1
Half Ilfternriallsg„
"That's Mrs. Glitedge-Bonds, the
prominent society leader," said the
man in the crowd wno knene
"What's she In half mourn:inn for?"
inquired several voles.
"Three of leer sht fernier husbands
are dead," said th man, whereupon
the crowd expressed great admiration
for her delicacy ot feeling.
Not quite Sure
"After all," he remarked, It is yonth
alone that has real tourage."
"I don't know," rs...turned the elderly
spinster, with acerbity, "whether it
should be called conrage Or foolhardi-
ness, but it is unquestionably trlie that
the girls: who marry at ail nsually Mar-
ry quite young." '
Bnarled- lea Afriea.
In certain parts of Alen* It le eon-
sidered a mark of 1 disrespect to: bury
out of doors at all. OnlY slavee are
treated in such uncereneenious fash-
ion. The honored dead are buried tin-
der the floor of thehouse.
-
Mutual Adm.-iv:tar:on.
Miss Budd (to famous planlit)—That
musicwas truly divine, ttlianairair.
Monsieur—Ah, ricaufse114. zat is
deed praise, for Who bilt an angel
would know divine music!
MILBURN'S -feTBR1,ING HEADACHE 13mm:ills
cure the weave headache in from fiVe to twenty min.
rites, and leers -no bed aftneoffeete One powder -6o,
8 powders 100,10 powder, N'D
o.
—Stratford is to have an Old Boys' gatt-
7tiht.e
Mlhell, Miss M. Lanes
rim Moore, James Brooks, 4. Taylor. and
Vies Taylor, of St. Marys, lien last week
for the Notthwesb.