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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1902-06-27, Page 71902 Em. told them • :they' . but they mustiwien and the he ftate- il midnight think. ish ler. A.bouti tee 4 woman was naaa. natton. eInst thees he three wishes, es„ no harm tie apend gay, yo she wished ei standieg on the %%Then he bushaud she had vent one angry that he wish.se. When she saw she began to era e they both agreed their lase %81811 in 11 off her nose, and of mutton innnedn uts they had spent, B.. Montreal, NG MALT. Only in k'ASP FOOD ---\.; d \That Keeps Rd Strong la - found \iso ly in Malt, itientifie combination ad the pikese Malt '.. most erainetkt phyan tea health breakfast rood is fast diapIao- tarohy grain tennis._ erocer has it. \ lt se a Wife. mation is dealt with t only entertaining npetent authority In of the Pall Mall i.rtairily be consulted iing to take the leap r repeat a little of void the girl who: iciest not like child - les sight of babitta, rbat she says,: she e and if she does not is not to bedespisecle y evil motives, as is the worsefor her tier:, and hat no de- -yeEpeakinr* shed t merely to amuse irl who invariably kithough a. nice girl mother has taught Rape is often a tenni .1- your annihilatiOn filial obedience. I advise you to °hods° who will rejoice at garrotes ; and . not 80 much her irtnes of aweetness an intelligent,. hilt Poman1 for the over. at for admiration ,the bumptious and she is a horror ; nor s‘ terror. _ , reminds, me of a e shoots tor a. 4 bag 7 r the sake of - being e has killed.' 3onstipation. on causes eick head - piles, and ia the se- ed apoplexy. The isfactory remedy is t the bowels so well d unassisted action mild and certain in 'Stress er iricon- sk as long as re - era ch and intestines, ,a ache disappear at need. Recommend- ists, price 500., By a011 & Kingeton,, . Hamilton's, ousekeeper- !zonpations open to -resident housekeep- ide well-paid work, men who practice it n• embarrassing eine- aie dutiesvaries ha le one mistress may nded to, there are th less. Bute as the ing to the arramat m who are in this. ve no objection to mere than the mar- e house that enaploya rid from either the tra what is wanted hen they go to mar- eateriels, sometimes what, they buy. iimple duties there ei make thia outeide ekeeper who lives On front the roistress the menage, and °or- ev-ants just as the e to do if she were, has ehe great- eadvant- I, in her own homes, _ swered. till has the largest he civilized world,. ran dinothera never ng elae for Indiges. °cora were seance, d of Appendicitis, Heart, Failure etc. er to dean out the nttion of undigested la of the liver, Ertl -Irina gaol° actionof the they took when feel- eadaches and other 0` few doses of Green's [/1 form, to make you ig aeriously the mat - feet Dr. G. G. Green's - a' S. Robert's drug Home. erreed her husbend t she was working. ter the want of a, out she leaned tag. The, children ithe hall as he palmed this racket ! Your k, arid when. you get ri n g, she won't put 'to: dinner, his wife' nd said : me, Richard, with ly to look after ?"' Cough The Cold. - -e Tablets cure a re,, No Pay. Price, M.A.B. Sea of legatee, and son Of tratforcl, has won ak Columbia -College, hare ,been for tvto chool of Mining int -eish, B. A. another (1. son of in Wm. on a scholarship ollege. WE 27, 1902. BSOL TE SE IT nCe taine Carter's idle Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of Sea Fac4Imile 'Wrapper Below.. Tete Breen end as easy. to mit" as =none 14fieFOR HEADACHE:. !W FO DIZZINESS_ FOR ,BILIOUSNERS. FOR :TORPID LIVER'.' FOR *CONSTIPATION: -FOR4SALLOW .FOR 1MECOMPLEXION s. saszt Nue-um o Tegetattie.,ej7.esse4, CUBE SICK HEADACHE VETERINARY TOON GRIEVE, V. S., honor graduate of entail° et Veterinary College. A .1diseasea of Domesti eidnarile treated. Ms promptly attended to an lasagee moderate. Veterinary Dentatry 5 specialV. • of Dr soon's, mace, 4011IOLLII. .1.114 -IL, htit.*Al.. igite ibli tin AMES L KILLORAN, r Solicitor, Oonveyanoar and Notai . Morley to loan. Oftlee aver Plokard'eSto ztreet„Seaforth. 1628; s, act 0,, ri R. S.. H AYS .1 1 ter, Solicitor, Conveyancer and Notary Publi $ r or the Dominion Batik., Odice-in rear ; . on Bank, Seaforth. Money to loan. 1236 r 1 • east .. BEST, Barrister, Solicitor, Conveyanoi Notaty Publio. Offices up stairs, over C. I a bookstore„ Main Street, Seaforth, Ontario. . issi - . IENRY , IIIKATTIE, Barrister, Solicitor, & Money to loam Office-Cady's Block, Se s OM. AV* 6/ 0. of 0, a. ARRORt & GARROW, Barristers, Solicitors, &o. if Cox.lifaralitoa Staand Square, Goderioh, Ont. J. T. GA5RoW, Q. o. 4- 1 1676 0OARLE8 %miaow:, L. L. B, 1 4 110LmEs' TED, suocesaor to .the late- firm of • MoCaughey & Holmested, Barrister, Solicitor Coaveyancer, and Notaty Solloitor tor the Clan Kellen Bank of Counneroe. Money to lend. FOOL! Or sale. Oftlea in Soott's Blook, Main Street tesforth. DENTISTRY . Evangelical Sunday School Con V ntion. A VERY SUCCESSPIT GATHERING T roan ST WEEK. The 27eh annual anima of the West Dlts- trict Sabbath Soh ol convention, Oanada Conference, was op ned at 2 p. en We nes. day afternoon last, t the Centennial oh roh, Stratford, Rev. S. Kneohtel, P. E. 40- Oupying the chair i that beatitif41 oh refl. After several earne t prayers were directed to the throne of Go', the chairman read or a lesson a portion of I. Corinthians, rd chapter. Organization wa then proceeded WO and the followio were eleined : rice. - president, Rev. S. rupp ; secrelary, Rev. W. J, Yaeger. Th business committee was appointed by the o airman, and (mists lof Rev'. Messrs. W. •. Heim, G. D. Darnin. C. S. Finkboitier, pre ident of Stra ford Sib - bath sehool and J. H. Holtzman. The follownig oompoete the co resolutions Rev. Messrs.' B. Bu Giehler and Misses Faust nen 4 mittee Ion • E. :1by, and , 1 Rev. W. O. Hehn, pastor of the Centen- nial church, welcomed all the deIegateal very cordially, and Mr. D. S. Faust responded in an appropriate manner. Rev. E. Eby, of Philipsburg addressed. the convention on "Thu preparation of the Sabbath }wheal lesson," Which, was thenfirst topic. "Tho Sunday School Workers," the general topic, was then dieculned in two parte : First, " His material and means," (the child and the Word), by Rev. H. J. Holtzrettn, Carlingford ; second, I" Ilielhelp- pirit and taist), by wood, dis. fluence of hoot." rg, discus- vitacei our consists: in spoke on oung, men er and the results," (the Holy the reprodaction of the image of Rev. A. D. Gisehler, Gienehee. Rev. J. Q. Morlock, of Dash ouseed thefirst topic, "The i home religion upon the Sunday s Rev. E. Burn, of New Ham% sect the topic, " How can we 30 young people that true heroism • doing right ?" • Rev. W. J. Yaeger, of Zurich • the subject" Why should our remelt:1 in the Sunday school?" The question drawer wag the next, feature • arid meny questions were asked y the. dele- gates and. answered by Rev. Me bre. G. D. Damns and E. Burn. THURSDAY'S SESSION. Thursday morning's _session o enedl a 9 • o'clock. , Mr. J. L. Eydt was appointed treeserer for the ensuing year. ' 1 It was decided to hold the ntixt cenvien- orth 'Best- F•E' W. TWEDDLE, ' DENTIST Graduate ot Royal College of Deatal Surgeons of On- tario post graduate mum in crown and bridge werk ea Saskell's Sattool, Chicago. Lewitt anesthetics. tor paleless extractiort of teetn. Office over Dominion Bank, &goon, formerly occupleci by G. F. Belden. a 1761 ran ne aate,ERY, Dentist, graduate of the 1,/ Bova College of Dental Surgeons, Toronto, also • 110110r gradue.P3 of Department ot Dentistry', To::: University. 061ce in the Petty blook, Hens,all. WW visit Zurich every blonday, commenoing Mon. daY.J1158 1st, INTL B., B. ROSS, Dentist (ancreeeaor to F. W. j4j Tweddle,), graduate of Royal College of Dental Surgeons of Ontario, drat °lass honor gracluaterof Toroato Univoreity ; crown and bridge work, also gold work in all its- forme. All the moot modern methods for pairdese fitting and plairtless extraetiou ot teeth. Alt operatione caretully performed. Bice Tweddle's Old stand, over Dug grocory, Seaforth. 1640 M/L.D1.02.10. Dr. John McGinnis, tenni. GradUate London Western. University, men*ber 'el Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons. Office and Residenoe-Formerly occupied by Mr. Wm. Pickard, Victoria Street, next to the Catholic. Month NrNight. calls attended promptly. 1458x12 DR. II. 11. BOSS, M. B. Office over Greig & Stewart's Store, Seaforth. Night calls attended to at the office. 1802 DM F. J. BURROWS, Iode resident Physician and Surgeon, Toronto Gem, ' oral Hospital. Honor graduate Trinity University, *amber of the College of Phyeicians and Surgeons Ontario. coroner for the County of Mixon. Office and Residence-Goderich Street, Rae* of the siethodist Church. Telephone 46, 18,941 DRS. SCOTT & MaCKAY, • PHYSICIA.NS AND SURGEONS, Godard& street, opposite Methodist churoh,Seaforth •••••••••••••....... J. G. SCOTT, graduate Victoria and Ann Arbor, and member Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons. Coroner for County of Huron. 0. EseKA.Y, honor graduate Trinity University, gold medalist Trinity Medical Collage. Member College of Physicians and Surgeons, Ontario. 1488 • .RED CEDAR SHINGLES. The urriereir,„ned wi.bes to announce to the public that having bought a large quantity of the three ,best brande of red cedar ehingles, and by eetting a liberal discount for cash, is prepared to sell them to .cus- toniers at pr:eee that defy competition. S. LAMB'S Lumber Yard, Seaforth. HEMLOCK LUMBER. Having in stook at the Seaforthi Lumber Yard a very lame quantity of all the different lengths and widths, ia prepared to fill any hill that is presented art the very best quality of Hemlock. S, LAMB'S Lumber Yard, Seaforth. PINE. Haring +bought n. largo quantity of pine from a large fir* in Muskoka, I am getting pine dressed both sideS or one skle, for siding, flooringceiling; wide plank for water troughs, spruce and balsam tor grav41. boxes, lIght and durable. Also white eerier shinglea XXXX and XXX and XX of best make in Muskoka. Large stock always on hand. S. LAMB'S Lumberyard, Seaforth. tion in Oetzel's church, of the ' hope circuit. Addreeses were delivered on t topic's: " What can the Sand for the spiritual development of Rov. S. Krupp, New He.mbur can the Sunday 0011°01 do for t ment of the missionary epirit in ten ?" Rev. J. Ca. Barn, Benmill can the Sunday ecnool do for ment of the temperance send C. S. Finkbeiner, Sebringville. The second day's afternoon opeoed with a devotional ' exer Rev. S, Krupp, of New Hambu The businees committee re the programme be proceeded before them with the exceptioz L. H. Wagner, of the East Dist the children for ten Minutes, an Y. Heist, of the, same district, the devotional. energises on Thu ing. t , The topic, " Normal training ation for teaching," by Rev. J. baoh, Milverton, was then discussed. the opening of this limportant auhjoct .the convention joined in singing the stirring hymn" Rock of Agee," 1 The topic, "Order and disci lin ; how secured and maintained," by . Rev. jE.1 D. Becker, Rodney, was next discus! ed. The mass meeting of the chi dret then followed and Rev. C. C. Mor1ock took for the base of his address Prov.• 20 :II. The ministerial choir rendered a se " Gad save my boy.' The _Rev. E. Burn subject "The Bible.' Rev. L. II. Wagne practical address on the fourth ment. Rev. I. M. Moyer, of the Ea and former paetor of the Strain came in and was welcomed. It made an advitory member a the and made a few appropriate rem The convention ucloptedthe tes o the previeus eeseions and clotted t singi ing a hymn with benedictioa by I. Moyer. i I . M.1 The Young People's Alliance! rally took place in the evenme, and open song service led by Rev. E. choir and congregation participa The opening exercises and a the chairman, Rey. S. R. Knech Berlin, took pace. Rev. A. Y. Heist conducted t al exercises. reading i portion o chapter of 2nd Cheats. , All ear was then offered for the dieing the exercises of the ! evening, the large gathering sang, with ence, the great hymn of praise, holy, Lord God Al ghty." n' The chairman ma d ii e a few i remarks, after which the 'choir. selection . The topic, "The j young l pep tunitv for Christ am. the chute Rosa -Schweitzer, New Hainbur taken up. This imeortant l topi ably presented by Mies Schweit er. " How can we ge our, yogn men into the Y. P. A. and lead them to Ohriat ?" • by J. H. Helizman, presdnti .of Conferenee Branch, Y. P. A., 9reditn, wjas the neXt topic. I ! The lash topic, ' Some ess ntials .of )1a successful Young Pople't Alnancle,", was preaented in a fit 177 e following n school -I do the child ?" ; " What e deVelop- j the child - sr ; "What he d velop- ant'?" Rev. 1 .led 1 by essioWas ise ortel that ith s set that Rev. 'let., address cl Rev. l A. to conduct , sdaly, °Ten- . repar- rein°. After f - , HURON EXPOSITOR. a who were 0ower1ess to interfere. The sot Seemed to be most deliberate and carefully plannedOne of the suicides was 0., tall, etou man and wore a coat, the othea man had o coat and wore abrown shirt. Neither the dace nor Hull • °lice have received . epo tit of en being- lasing, and the iden- 1 ity f the uieides is complete mystery. a -Wm. gill, one of the oldest J. P.s in the eastern counties, died last week at his home in the township of Elizabeth, near 'Brookville, aged 93 years. ]relived all his life in that section, and was very highly re- apeoted by all. He loaves a large family. -At a dinner one evening recently, in honor of the East India potentates who are in Loudon to attend the coronation, the Duke a Connaught announced that ' the Prince and Princess of Wales would 'visit India in the autumn. -A cave-in ocearred one day last week, in Stratford, in the new Erie street sewer, which resulted in injuries to one of the workmen, named Wagner. Another man, narned,Cook, was caught, but escaped with- out seriaus hurt. Wagner was buriedi six feet deep by the earth, bat whets extriested was able to walk to the ambulance. His injuries are aufficientlyserious to confine him to the house tor some tirne. The cave-in was caused, it is stated, by lack of timber sapporte in the sewer. ollowed, ta ing then folio. ed GO eetion, as his ith a mend - t Districa, rd church,: was theni coneentioni rkS. in wit ev d 4 &Air, thel ing. dresses litt el, P. E. e devotionl- the 10t eslaa i praye yenee fteri which eepl revert Htly„ holy tr ductoq ren ered 8. le's copper!- " by Mist, was then . . wss very 4A.BESWI H WORMS. A. grateful Moth r Tells How Her Little Boy. as Cured. othe Tabl tis f ours their skin beea esti to d sr s. A. Sauve, Ro ham" mother w ts for the health now eoame the or ; his Mae of sildhood. col y ; h s eyes lost e si kly and pe as tsr4l feverish, him io good. most desp ired to see good heait4i. Howev Own Tablets, and gav land ow $he says mon erful ohange i. signs of worms have d W say t 58 Be. all th ,const deoiamrpr to oci found eines. diesel lutes drugg on re Willi thel best of hes ab Pntley's Own are for worms." y'e Own Tablet mbtor ailmenta patien,tiolio, sou ow simple feve nyi4gthe cattin take none of in the so -cal They are for c ed in water cut fob* to a newl.b ate ats 25 cents ipt of price, b Medicine' C • if Do eleme in au wise a novels would unfille diaeas If Mr. of Iibr three the w means le manner D. Damm, cf Oredit.on. The above tepies ivere' in re creed with selections by the choir o the tcal societie the ministerial choir and the copgregaional singing. rhe collection was taken, anouhting ijO $12 03. The total dollections or the. con- vention amounted t onit6r3-2: It was resolved that -the sincejro thanks he tendered the Cente niard-finir f r their e cellent services, and to the pant r, Rev. W. O. llehn, and the con 4..rtigat hearty welcome and generous h Wfor t y e; tended to the delegates and vis tor . • The appropriate closing hynni,f,loa odeale with you till we meet again." oniti very interesting and instructive co veatioa. Yours 'truly. Rine W. J. 'leo R. Zurie , 0 terio. • Dying By Slow Degrees. Although not, always, aware of it, yet thousands die by el ve degrees ot catarrh. It first attacks the nose or throet, then the lungs, and finally apreads all thr�ugh tie system. Catarrhoz ne is the 9111y remedy that will immediately prevent tihu ipread of this awful disease. Every breath from the Inhaler kills thousands of ger s, clears the throat and nose, atds expectora io and re- lieves the pain &crop the eyes. atarrhozoae erradicatea every vestige of catarrh from the system. and is higi1ly recommended also For Bronchitis, Ast,hrna, Deafnees, and Lung Trouble. Price, 81 00 ; trial eize, 25e. Sold by I. V. Fear, druggist, Sea orth ,or N. C. Poison & Co., 1ugston. Oitario. Dr. Hamilton's Pilis Cure Ildliciulaness. Rey. 11 -Wo book cal no infor roma e, its pa ea he dinnesti or the afternoon. It harm hail has been d aratio s. , For worne fietio frcirn the days girls ;e*eared in a and el ared from all i is sho n them thr glass, fl fal cit o heave are m 'will a you. e women, level er than anyth on, ion without di i Fie orimination is fed to the gi I Who looks w*th neaven-giv n trusti into t leyes of her ellimeaning thachers. (F la And he she beeom a' woman the habit has se t ts roots int be ehe happyl or pensive, sh men ib is different. tram Itfe what svome novelit is to forget to ent r deliberately know do s not exist. dem them out w11, so much th they urt terbooks, is fair y urn to be o an'e lave for fietion t than is s perficially anton, Que., is an o thanke Baby's Own of her boy. The lit - rep of worms -that is rosy cheeks lost egs and arms became heir sparkle, and he vish. His sleep was nd his food seemed is anxious mother al. hi back again to r, 8 e heard of Baby's th cn to her child, Th Tablets made a my little boy. All asp eared, and he is th. lit I can henestly abl ts have no equal are a certain cure for of 1 ttle 01108, such as, sto ach. indigestion, an the irritation 50 - of teeth. Guaranteed he poisonous opiates, ed soothing" medi- iblean of all ages,and be iven with &boo- rn sabe. Sold by all box or sent postpaid addressing The Dr. ., Brookville, Ont. Vtiromein Like Fiction. off,en find ia fiction the romantic t they crave ia d perhaps do n t find oie t quantity n life! How °ther- e to acoohn for their dev tion to eir thout whi b the stor -writer fa,rtt but ill ano th alim diet of an tame, and th .p • Wisher sh re the esks a write ia arper'a Weekly. Carnegie shoul be able to l4ep out ries, as he sug est d, all fictiot under •e old, it mi ht afely be sa d that mei would be ag mat him -which t the thing eel s not be done, er like new li io. ; they want the batj i8" just o t." If it is a hiatori- el, they feel t at t • ey are gethering ati n. Heave les them 1 If it is a pure and si plo they forget over tri Is of the Mottling doe them no more ne or countless gen- et a nourished upon f t eir birth. Our at °sphere 'rarefied pu itiee. The world ugh a retie -tinctured ere, deareat is a city, a tvonder-_ happy ho es, of beautiful art, of ly Aspirations ,And these -these n, high-minded Cheings, whci ways guide, and teaeft and eproteob These others a ng else," and s --Two unknown R.bridge above the one day last week a jumped into the s known as the Big I sight of a number en jumped Chaudiere f dconsmitted ging? boiliing ettle, and Wen f J. R. -Booth's off the C. P. alis, Ottawa, eui ide, They cauldron down fin uite believe th Life is a roman° • To Take drug E. W Gr it ha whip into 20 to to ho het soul, and reads fietk.n.F With They do not expect do, When t ey read he rigors of lusineaa, regime whi h they But women an Ben t it does not 91st. To If it does not turn worse for I fe, and here the happ ending unterl upon. n wom- ere is somethi g more pperent. • d in One ay °Quinine Tabl ts. A money if it fail to our are is on each Ibox. 25s st1 ure a Co La4 eaves Bron irefund the (frove's sigria Cocoa to a medium ei f i s weight of )Od white of on fsl s and bake i 30 minutes. .1 Id ite shape, ad IT'S so but it's d WOR11 S ut Balls. .ed cocoanut. ugar. Then at egg. Rell th a moderate o the mixture a little flour. tolerant to tak ath to worms RUP. Price that children of all kinds, D 50. All dealers. . Horn Beat two eggs tie of Begat', one cup of been sifted two teas and theh add one ha Stir thdtoughly and once. IIAGY nd sure he chest, Cake. roughly, add one cup flower, in Ve ich has oons of baking powder, f cup iof hot water. put it into the oven it I Add to r in the mixture on from too soft ry for LOW'S RD'S YELLO OIL Is Prompti to relieve cure ooughs, colds, sore throat, pain in, hoarseness quinsy, etc. Price p5c. New -About two 001, ing S: Greensid from P isley, was t The on se is not Ina $2,000. -Siri Alfred Miln South frica, has recently com with t e Departme t of Agricult ing infermation in espect to the in Canada. entel farms is lto be one e Governmeet's poliey 45 veers of age, wife of ar Hesipeler, teat week, y taking a lenge quan- She took the poisofl o o'clock onel afternoe Notes ck last Tuesdey morn- s' hoop mill, f ur miles tally destroyei by fire. vvn and the lo s is about r, Governor menal of unicated re, seek- ystern of he eritab- writer' lishme of the in South AfrioaJ -Arnie E Bohn r residing n ted suicide paris green. ental farms t of experi eatures of t a farm commi tity of betweei one and t and died about six fortunate woman h ept over her own p trout:114s of a near r Our $50A DIAMOND RING. This is the best value in a Lady's Diamond E4ng ev6r offered for $50.00.! The stones In these rings atel personallyselected by tisfroml the ,cutters itt Amsterdam,, and are absolutely perfect. ; *VT. will find this ..nd huT.dreds of: other styles i4t+trated in bur catalogue, a: copy of Which will! be Silt -you free. DIAMOND HALL, Established 1854.6 rtyric ros Yeage and Adelaide Sts., TOROZ-0. Salvt‘WegfAR7.*Tritilit•viVin• licif AWOL, aaVAIIIMINEKIM• ao ookipg school, and those girls take turn:31in ettieg 1t.heiv dad's dinner for him -their other has dropped out of the renting aleo- ether, being a wise woman end perfectly ble to perceive how completely mitolassed she is by her girls in the cooking businek. Well, the dishes that those girls frame lip or these dinners are about as fine, I'd be willing to gamble, as anything fastdoned a d ()arrived in the culinary line this 1 nide of elinonico's. If I got any better things tO at than those girls, with their cooki g cheat training, set before me, I wohldn't be ble to stand it. Lorne years ago I used to swear . by tlhe oohing of my mothea as most fellows o, od then, when I got married .and nroke riy ife into my little kinks in the eating 'lee, gradually began to believe -again like ostdellows-that my wife had the whole kirted world beat to death when it carne to ooking and serving the light kind of food. at when these two girls of mine got hroggh with their cooking tenons I and be- an to put the results of their ouliesny edu- ation iu front of me, I had to put lup both t'iands and declare to myself that I'd never tasted anything good to eat, .unti1 . they'd dooked it for me. l '1 used to plume myself apon the fent that II was old fashioned enough to care for ?illy the kind of table fare that is called" plain and eubsbantial," but if I had to 'eat that pecies of food now I think I'd be the sorest Indieidual in the District of Calturrhia. The foamier those girls put the stuff before me now !the better their old dad likes it. And then don't give me anything indigestible or ealoglated to set me up with the gout either. f The culinary devicea are all founded neon ygienie principles, and now I often wonder owlI ever got away with the "plain and ubstantial " food without dyingl of dys- Pepsta. They often set ,things nefore. mis harat,I don't know the meaning of 1 at all - that in I've no idea sit to their ooinpositiln lorground work -but these things are alle bultn to eat, all the same, and as long as ehat's the case, it's not my business to ',ask *ny questions. 1 'That's why I say that the muety and probably never-waretrue cooking Sehool joke sheuld be worked up and put away on the topmost and dustieet shelf alongside the rest of the . frayed and frazzled humorous remnants that broke into the neve century by Mistake.' l I • , MILBURN'S LAXA-L1VER PILLS regulate the bowels, cure constipation, dyepepoa. biliousness, sick headache, and all affections of the organa of digestion. I ea, et ea Children are often attacked sudenly by painful and Idangerous Colic. tharepS, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, i Cholera Morbu 4, Cholera lufantum, etc. Dr.fFowler's . Extrect of Wild Strawberry is a prompt and sure curewbich shOuld always be kept in the house. , a _ ., ---40-40-4•---- BILITISH TROOP OIL LINIMENT is goorl for man or.bersb. Relieves pain,redunes welling, altar, inflammation; cures cuts, burns, bruises, spraine;stiff joints, bites of inseete, rheumatism, etc. A large bottle fcr Eli cents. t ere ere. A Red Hot Season. ogre later. d been recentl or health and lative. She familylof four children. -TO body of alter Bar -y, 6 age, a Veteran of found lying face do water, lin a swamp, West Templeton, a The old man was a apital,ind weeks ago, uch deoomp ablished' at had probe the co oner's enqui was a ease of death The un despond the familai leaves • Treachery of Tropleal Nature. "It Is very like ct fairy story," said Esther under her breath. . .-"Very," said he. "Ind In fairy sto- ries there are witches, enchanters and horrible things that come out of the forest, are not there? Well, so it is there in South America. There is a background of danger. One must keep one's eyes open. Here in England na- ture is eafe and eh? 'You can play with her as if she were an old tab- by cat, but out there she is striped -tiger, beautiful ancl fierce and never to be trusted. - "There is everlasting strangling go- ing on in the woods. Even the flowers are not kind and harmless. The or- chids teviet and perch and swing and bloom on branches they -are hugging to death. You break a twig of something that. looks like a ilne, and its milk raises a blister on yoar band; you touch Whet you\ think is a leaf, and it gal- lops off on a hundred legs! The ani- mals pretend to be vegetables and the vegetables to be aaimals. Every liv- ing thing is trying to protect itself with all its little might and main and to get the better of its enemies, just ea. the people in towns, do. Oh. the high Woods of the Andes are not moral. they, are not Christian, I, aseure you! Na- ture Is opulent, and she is splendid, but she isn't good." -"The Allen," by, F. F. MontreSon years oi he Crimean war, wa awards in a pool o one day last week, a ven miles from Ottawnt -inmate of the Peoteet wandered away abu he fact thatthe rema n sed and his i entity wa rat led to Ithe rune) sr been mur y goes to sh from exposur • aps ho seven were in not es that h s SICKIIIKADACHE, however annoy tressingi is positively c trod by LAN They arie eaey to takea d never gripe. d okins S 4 A ime-worn jo ating ome of the a clams of the 19th c gag which derided of the young Thom of training at 6 co say outright that based on a misapp worse for my own of a cooking sehoo derived within the in my opinion th groundless and foo ning. I I " eve got a ea that took their lit 5. ered, bu IW that 'n ne and hi VER PILL hool Grad aat es. ' -e,' said a man enunter- andard news aper whti- ntury, ‘ is hat idiotic the culinary_ erformances n who has ta en a course king school. I cant t that joke was alieit s ehension, ot somethi g knowledge o the reiail s training has only he n past couple qf yeare,, bet t joke was an utternir ish affair fro the begiln- 1 I ple of grown daughtera e course together at a Dining the hot season the blood gets over -heated' tho drain on the system is tevere, and the appetite s often lost. Burdock Blood ilitters purifies and in- vigorates the blood, tones up the systeznl ad restoiea the lost appetite. BACKACHE, ewelling of feet and ankle% pulling under the eyes, frequent thirea, scanty, cloudy,high. ly oblored urine and all urinary , troubles lead to Bright's disease, dropsy, diabetes, etc. Dan's Kid. ney Pilla are a sure cure. so aka. AMMAN'S HEART AND NERVE PILLS cure Anaemia, Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Weakness, Palpitation, Throbbing, Faint Spel's', Dizziness or any condition sr sing from Impoverished Blood, Dia. ordered Nerves or Vi oak Heart. The Original Silhouette. name silhouette was derived from Etienne de Silhouette, a French minister of finance in 1759, who Intro- daced several parsimonious fashions daring his administration called a la Silhouette, a name which continued to be applied to the black profile portraits. Silhouettes were easecuted in various ways. .one of the simplest is that -of tractag the outlines of a shadow's profile thrown on a sheet of paper and then reducing them to the required size ei- ther by the eye or by means of a pan- tograph. The CaIllefil OLISCOra aud.cam- ()via lucida are also occasionally used for the purpose. • Crushed the Objector. Bociker T. Washington told an amns- atory of an old colored preacher who was endeavoring to explain to his emgreeiation how it was that the chil- e e dren of Israel passed over the Red sea safely, while the Egyptians, who came after them, were drowned. The old roan said: 1 "My brethren, it Was this way: When the Israelites passed over, it was garly in.the morning, 'while itaras cold; and. the ice was strong ence.44,11 so that they went over all right; jbut when the Egyptians came a:long it was in the middle of the day, and the sun bad thawed the ice so' that it gave way under them, and they were_ drowned." At this a ydiing Man in the Congrega- tion, who had been away to school and had come home, rose and said,: "I don't see hew that explauation can be right, parson. The geography that I've been studying tells us that ice never forms under the equator, and, the lied sea is pearly under the eqpator." "There, now,".sfflieli the old preacher. "That's all right. : I'ze been 'spectin' some of you smart Alecks would be askin' jest some such fool question. The time I was ta.licin' about was be- fore they had any- jogatries or 'quatorsi either." - Some Englis Ads. T. .A. general servant , dvertised in Bristol paper for a plane the ther day but required "no inquihes, no caps o aprons, every evening .out. goo wages," and a' journalist edvertised himself as of "no particular ability" ais a recommendation. A. _clerk recently sought a place "where great strength, personal appearance or ability are not required." "Good bntter, sixpence 'pound. Nobody can -touch it," was a - .biguous and May have been wrongly i terpreted by the public, and a Glouce tershire paper which inserted t advertisement, "Our one and nine pe ny dinner at 6:30 ps m. Funerals promptly attended to.," apologized next . day for mixing up two separate and i distinct announcements. 1 - But it is a fact that a churchpaper appealed lately for "Old man, lame, deaf, epileptic. ,Will any Christi* take him for a gardener?" and that a leading Scotch journal an adverts asked for "165 to pay. debts incurr through losses at betting." - Lond Standard. Elia A ppertI. I,ittle Georgie was taken by his aunt to, see the newcomer, aged' one day. He Was duly and profoundly impress- ed with the specimen and asked where the little brother came from. '"God sent it" answered the aunt reverently. The answer made a deep impression on little Georgie, for that afternoon he was seen out in the backyard gazing up into the deep blue sky arid spread- ing his diminutive apron expectantly at be said, "Dear God, please throw me one down too."- Ilardeninr, Steel.; 'Small steel articles that *are too soft May be •hardened with sealing wax._ The method is to have -ready a largo stick of sealing wax and tbe'n after heating the 'article to a cherry red thrust it into the wan • for a minute, withdra.wing it and sticking it in agaio, repeating the operation until the steel Is cold and will not enter the wax!. What can't be cured puts mosey tato tts dectoes pocket. -Chicago News. Unexpected Erudition. "An absentminded professor of la guages • dropped into a restaurant o day for a luncheon. "What will you have, sir?" aske the water. • "Fried eggs," relied the professor. "Over?" said the waiter, meaning, course, to ask whether he want them cooked on both sides or only. on "Ova?" echoed the professor, su prised at his apparent familiarity wi h Latin. "Certainly., That is what I or- dered -Ova gallinT." This the waiter Interpreted as mea Ing "extra well dpne," and that is t e way they came to the table. -Youth Companion. A Story of Bunsen. Sir Henry Roscoe in a privately prin ed book of lectures tells a story of Bu son, remembered from the time when be and the German scientist were trate. eling together in England. , They m a lady who mistook Bunsen for h cousin, the Chevalier Bunsen. "Have you finisbed your book, 'GO In History,' yet?" she asked him. .1 "No. rnadarne,"' he replied. "I reg that my untimely death has prevent my doing.so." 41 41 • Discretion the Better Part. Miss Gushington-But were you no er frightened, captain, when you Se. the enemy advanciatg? Captain Kandere-No; I felt safe long as I hada couple of life preser ers veith me. ' Miss Gushington-Life preservers? Caotain- gandor-Yes; my legs. e ART D BY TR HONEYM ON, Q ARRELS SOM IMES E D IN EPARATION1 Trtvial T riga the Sea of M 'Wrecks of tire Vey e W 0 a That 3fatve Itireavit trinton-y W1 thee rried ,Lives i5eIore s Fairly Be "The o y retie le thing in mtrriage Its u estain ye" Douglas Ferrold ice rem rked i a cynical m ment, d, like any ayingsrto whi h. one ay °Wet, this apheri m con 'us at endentary truth. It i a et - ht -while sonde mationial ve fifty or more 4 ars of nd cable safely int harbor ers are wrecked befb e they still. waters ;of the honey - the fate of ai couple known er who were lenarri a few under the brightes f for whom whom th ir frie pre - e very wed- -tragic t of 1 ast an. e roils. fact harks sur vraging a last ot ave the 0011. This wa t the wri ars ago ces and cted not fi st day d d lives t rminati o uses. The bri t e hone g essive r b nd obj u e It bu ew ords we ai impul si etched nds an Thus. e tile indign train to that day t pryer me • In -ano e. ply otoomateih , reeked) couple an into the li came tvy hi eiens tpu rrh ooe:d hone etitble. S maintaini I lord and thus be i during w said thin aasvitentgbh the Efforts and rela purpo in a- j I It seem pie shoul tehdesbs ey ans even. tha. More I was the :who wer In a suit tionyvie redthth°foz: 'dreadfull' 0 Figure It Out. _ Since the force exerted by the hu- man heart every twenty-four hours sufficient to lift 120 tons one foot hig when a man telle, his sweetheart th "be loves her with all his heart," c It be that be. means 10,009 pounds hour?-e-Neeir York Times. s t A sugieestion. The Angry Father -What do you ex- pect me to do -send you all the money you ask for or calmly allow you te g t into debt? The Son -You might do both. -Life t, 1 The Trouble. Wicks -There should be a law to re'l strain the theaters from printing thqse mosey jokes in their programmes. Hicks -You don't have t� read the . • Web -No,' but you usually have Ito listen to some idiot behind you reading and explaining them. ' 01 'ng but happ f the honeym ame to an abr 11 ess. on th upt atj 11 1 from the sim 1 • - e had. brought wit her on oon a parasol of a vi d, ag- d col r, to Inch h r hus- cted. e beg ed her not to she ersiste The spute mer nd w mer, heated e exchanged, ittil at last in e of anger the brid groom he sunshade out of hi wife's Ore* it into 'the Sea. ded their life toge er, for nt young wife took t e next er-mother's home, an1 from this the foolesh peop e have s er case, knoWn prote sional- writer, a dispute ast to the on nf a word completely he married I fe of alyoung brought their little tragNly f ht of the law courts out in evidence that during moon the bridegrolo e had o correct the bride, ho had need a word. at the br akfast e resented the cd, ectiou, g that she was right n41 her aster ;wrong. The merit n ended in a bitter • uarrel, eh each disputant doubt s which had muc better left unsaid, ¼vith t result ay. couple sepiirated, each re- ield to the other. were made by theii friends ves to heal the brea u, but to e, and the little itrag:dy end- dicial separation. almost incrediple allow their lives to b h trivial causes, but s actual fact proves fiction. • dicrous, if not ,morl trivial, ause that separated eciuple united less than a ear ago. by a husband for th restitu• onjugal rights the « e de - at it was inapossibl to live lainti "because he nored so PP at peo- wreck- in both tranger "But, urely," the judge r marked, "this is ot n. sufficient reason for stay- ing awa from your husban ?" "You would th nk it was, my lOrdl" the lady replied, "if yon „lived with him I couldn't eta - wink of sleep in any inert bf the h use, and even the 1 eighbors crimple ed of his snoring. I will kill me if I •ave to go back."1 1 'Crimea zonable suspiciems g 3 ye con- tributed as Mn b. as any can -e to the Undoing f husbtndS and WiV tS. In one domestic tragedy which was unfolded in the 1 w con t ,a few ye rs ago a newly uarried. W re had recei ed a let- ter a.ddr ssed in masculine e and i The .husban who ni s of a jealon teMper- ament, •emend d to = see toe letter, which t e Wife r fused th sho • him. High ords ensued, and in_ moment of unco trollable passion the htisband ;struck h s wife, with the resul that she. ;went ho e to her parents an refused to live ith hint again. TOe iiost tragic and dra 00 ale. part Of the ory was the lady's tatement 11n cou that the letter w ch had !caused 111 the trouble had. e eenwrit- !ten by •er brother. A .cle an told the Writ bnee m reed a !rustic coup matrim nial -life teOlinate church soor at the eenclusi 1 weddin ceremony, It ap ears that the bride oom bad discove ed that his biflde ha4 sold her ; mangle, which had en o e of the chief • ducements to marry her, and she halmade an equilly die ppohating -discove y that her swain d sold. a hands° 00 e clock on which s3O had set her hea t. Thus were two ii4s wreck- ed by mangle and i clock however Strange and foolish itmay se m. In an ther case a young w dow who had ni ed an elde ly bac elor who :was r puted to br weal y found after h r marriage t1at her alse lover had p ed with ev ry pen y a his tortUn in purchasba an a nuity for, Ms o n life and as BO' disgusted With h s meanness that Oh left him to the undist bed enjoyine t of his annuity. Onerecreanthusband gav as a rea- son for declini = g to live wltl his wife the discovery t nt tle hair bleb had constithted her chief Icbarm it his eyes was false' and hat he could Ino longer eitherove or esPec a wif who had so dec ived him. - WANTED TO GET IN. Ile Was Willing to '..rol3 if It r,:a2itt com A lank, long t intryman eteen nen-- side of tbe reading room deer ef the li- brary of -eongrese and leiottal With long- ing eyes at its go'gPOUS interior. Admit- tane.e had been refreeel on his 1100.01* -- big that he had to intention of reading. but he lingered near the aloor boning something would tum up to itt Nu) Finally he again epprertened the door- keeper. "You say I Can't" get asked. "Not tmless you want the discouragians reply. "A dollar wonkin't Le you, wonld it, boss?" The doorkeeper shook bis head and waved the insistent Visitor away_ In a few moments three inenibers eef ton- gress approached and. noddigg to the doorkeeper, said,. "We are members, you know," and passed in through the door.' The countryman darted forward again. "I say, boss," he asked confidentially, "hone ranch does it cost to be a mem- , ber? I belong to one lodge already, but ef it ain't too all fired raueli rn go you, for I certainly do want to git 1 thar and,set down a spell'; 1 certainly:4W- in, boss?' be to T101 1 was talajaTt talt that he= Le whose at the n of the Bard Hewitt -R's end a his leg in that Jewett -Yes." It m appol trnent. to him -talkin about "g,etti, feet." A-si-toe limner. "At one of tie publie dinners given by Ameer Abdiar Ra.hinan Khan," saYs Mr. Stephen Wheeler in hie story of the arneer's life, "an excited native rushed into the micitt of the asemblyi and prostrated; hims'elf in front of the arn.eer. " `Sahib? he gasped. 'The RIISSiattiii are comingr 1 - 'From 'what dir" eCtion are they TISla ble? asked the ameer ;without chang- ing his expression. • - 'From yonOr hill; replied. the na- tive. 1 " `Climb that tree and watch until they comer was theroyal command. ' "The native ascended to the topmost 1 branches and was f reed to remain un- til he dropped to th ground." . "Political upholsterers," whom Addi- son -etescribed\ at "grave persons," mayi . , see in this an,ecdote evidence of the ameet's fun confidence in Russia's in- tentiOns toward Afghanistan. it is morel probable that:it wets a manifes- tation of that grim :humor which was of the qmdrit oriental Stripe with which the "Arabian Nights". have madeus familiar. I bout Gr st iosftg Id accid nt . ist be le great dis- :He• was always et there witb both If e tbing isn yours4Ir holier creel the. truth re0i yOurself "1 - t tru the 00 ei .. why try to make It is? why nor "ao- cry subjectt Why Ills mer "Do you ham en to your Master's • vher wife wlat was I okin "I'm not sur.,, me ful servant, "bit I t Wash.' in0flt. k, ow anything of abouts?" asked a f”Ei rs 111117 thhees bee nd. a re. ink tliey're in the • ChinantaU/s Protest,. The Peking Gazette, speaking of Chi- nese in foreign land, says; `We dress and speak differently front foreigners, just as foreigners do whe- coine to China. But nobody :ifl the streets calls us `Ches.e devils? The children itt the streets 'wish to see howi long our cues are, but ' the pollee, seeing them annoy us, scatter them. When we go Into a shop to buy any- thing, we are treated with even more consideration than their own people. We enter their homes, it Is the same. They seek to pleafie us itt every way,I showus curios orGplay the organ or piano for us. The Writer Ihns been to Franee, England, America, 3Apan„., Spain and South America and stayed years, and everywhere he was treated Withithe same courtesy." It- is to be feared that spree Chinese laundrymen In this eountr would not Wholly, indorse thie view. 1 Light Without We can "perceive" light without the Smallest aid from the„refina.. :if the Optic nerve is sufficiently exeited tG reach the sensortatn and lereate: a dis- turbance at _that ,center Of the brain where the optic nerve terminateS, We shall then pee light and l eparks. If, moreover; the optie nerve is cut or nine' tilated in any wa, we should see a brilliant flash of light, though virittiout any, sensation of pain. And sia it le with the other nes.. The anditory, nerte has only to be excited, not nee- es".earily by sound,i, so as: to reP.ch ita cener, the brain, and we -shall hear a soned. 'low many ghosts might not be destroyed in this way?. •:1 7. The Dan.411 eitneeots The chimney sweeper is the panish fitaacot You see him in gold orsilver, suspended on u lady's watch chain, in- step d of the "lucky pig" or horseshoe, which is the English symbol at good luck. Ile also appears on note_ paper and postcards, implying that your cor- respondent wishes you a rise in. life. It is the old fashioned sweep that is - thus depicted -he ,Who had actually to climb the chimney, his implements be- ing a four foot ladder, a short brown - and a rope. Amert4 Emote'. We -do not sp0ak the=English lan- guagin the way lin -which it is -spoken by the people of England. We have greatly changed, enlarged and perkaps improved it in our usual progressive, way. The wonder lies in the notion of Englishmen that their Way of ePeaking- ttr 'way is the the only way and that _ o tAeeG:1:adt 70711R; 110-14 tar7 git go .proud 'about": said Miss Sadie Cote "Cohse yoU doesn'," answered Miss - Miami Broula. '"I'ze been studyire de' white folks.' What yola -wants to • Is jes' put on de airs yehsel ate let de .yuthuh folks do de guessin' 'bout yirlsuii de reason is."- A 10411 in rtekie: Mtg. GOOdSOle-1-1 JohpriY, areVAT just going homel now? Your Mother's Job t3oILinyge sf ?nit you,;101 lyre, te rno on. rie3dItssheGma'audsstQbiel-el 3-116-t thiflk h°74 "M- johnny-Oh, she's neer the end o' -her Nv-LairArYpineeu- Saturday morning, by which a baby corpse - 'mai cremated. The babe was a child -of * child of a inau yarned Demme Boucher, Ann wars surrounded by candles and lather em- blems of the Cathelic ehiireh. The .curtains caught fire from the candles and before the Iblar.e was out nothing but 'charred remains were left. Thei i4 the second Trathep of the I kind in Hun.