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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1901-11-08, Page 7lair Vigor t and ae, yeers of tY flair tit son, Met it rich, r used v- now, Ayer's Ts re.. v. hair. •.es the and Failing ts* ;`,1117 you, • ezPreas the llama ddress, tile 'lass. 1111111.1•1•Milingens. iory to point e hes was an thah'S build- istened ta it When the LOt whether arnp speech, t.'d a dearer I social ooze imiration of 1 MU/till:1de Sun, one of ;ors, advisee ; themeelvee bie if they =style. Mr. atadenta to rek in their clie. nu of diseaSecl tte4leet with - rheumatism, e. At the first dere use Dr. be certain of L , 25 cents a tell met ac.. the councir ail pres ant. ri, Mr. Code nieipal por- Oneession ier outlet is ed by Code, to furnieh at is known this ettunci/ [berry °Gun - Moved by , that ther g franchise 4 furnished s.—Carried. ier, Charlee- par rod for seism 2. On number of paid. The gain on the t one triad Cie in gooda. ar the filling Stir endeav ietory way make you ON !elery Com- rneclicine of inhale from t sufficient • rheuroa- liver oom- 11 mvinced. a, Ont. icet at the Clinton, at eeek, -when de, became ail, of Mates .ng clergy - o tied tho of the re- ties. The silk, while -sloth. The -L. Young, 's brother,. • aseieted rnat weight temporarily tiseuert. Dr. e blood and ti energy to ,C.eulates the the appetitt the tissues actually this ;creases the rcome3 !ption• tt among rat them- Sverybody uowledge, cod liver ta seemed idle char- ntative of e of my .a period awn but :hat was utter and doreover, sat other it estab- aits,rium, • oure - Piice place On Goderich flj 2ttfted in Loredes- med by he wed - 5 Annie beneath - gide en- - father, Sertrude and her ;Defter, 'e No -- nineties; !erns in crop by NOVEMBER 8, 1901. „ - THE HIJIION EXPOSITOR,. A TEACHER'S' WORRIES. Frequently Result in a Break- down of • Health. gesidache, Backache, Dizziness, Poor Are; petite and Insomnia the Outcome—How to Avert These Trouble. Rom the Review, Windsor, Ont. Oaiy those engaged in the teatalaing _pro- . 'on reelize how much care, vtorry and lexity is met with daily. It is there- ittle wonder that there are so many breakdowns, espeoially among young joke who follow this. calling. Miss Chris- ' a Pare, of Ojihway, Oat., is one who halt seared much in this respect. To a report- erof the Windsor Review, this Pare amid : ft For several years, while teaching school, owes oontinually troubled with headanhes, oeteeas and a weak back. I tried several doctor, and medicines, but got no relief. I • btoeme so badly run down that I thought tbIy a change of employment would give se relief. I gave up my echool and tried otherduties, bat the result was disappoint- -air the trouble seemed to have taken a • efion hold upon me. The headaches grow mamma more severe, my appetite failed rak and I was frequently compelled to take great in order to overborne dizziness. A friend advised me to try Dr. Williams' Pink pale I deoided to try a box, and before they were all used I found much relief. I entainued taking the pills for some time taeoer, every day gaining new health and eteength, and no* I feel as well as ever I iota my life, and am never leathered with the old troubles, You may say, therefore, that there is nothing I can recommend so h' ly as Dr. Williams' Pink Pills." oung girle who are pale and weak, who, raffer from backaches, headaches, lose of appetete, palpitation of the heart, and other symptoms that overcome so many in early womanhood, will find a certain and speedy cure in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. These pills make rich, red blood, strengthen the nerves-. and give new life and vigor to the whole body. The genuine be the full name, Dr. WilliamsPink Pillfor Pale People, on the wrapper around every box.' sou by all dealers or. by meli post paid at 50 cents a box, or eik boxes for $2.50, by a addressing the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., .11rocks- idle, Ont. • • • A Wily Woman's Way. The genuinely tactful, married woman of the present day doesn't portray her hue - baud's 'shortcomings to him in a direct manner. She tells it all to the baby, whea be is sitting in the same room. The way this scheme works was illustrated the other evening. The man and his wife had had a few words. He was, sitting by the front window, reading the paper, and she was goo-goo-ing to the baby in her lap.- "'Yea," !the crooned to the baby, "ita father is a nasty, ill-tempered fellow, isn't he, tum-tums, and he's always snarling and growling round the house, isn't he, mama's itty oopsy•woopsy !" Then she glanced at the husband and father out of the corner of her eye, in order to ascertain if she had succeeded in getting a rise cait Of him. He only cracked the paper nervously, howeeer, and -went on reading. "And he's getting to be as stingy as a miser, too, isn't he, mamma's obyser-boye bey ?" she went on, dandling the baby up and down. "Ani he makes a big row over very penny I spend for the house, doesn't he, mama's pet, and he knows that I have made over the dresses I had when I married him over and over again until they're noth- ing but rags, doesn't he, mama's itty-tipty- wipsy?" Again she glanced over at hinn to see if she had him going, but he event on reading the same line of the same pulitical speech for the seventy-fourth time, when she re- sumed : • "And he dreases himself like a nabob, doesn't he marna's oobsy-woolsy, and he's never at home, and he epends more money on drinks and cigars than he lets me have for a week's grocery bills'and goodness gracious only knows what keeps him out until about three o'clock in the morning three nights in the week, and he treats baby's itty g'anmother very badly, and he never has a civil word for anybody, and he Is beginning to drink like a flab, and to neglaet and hate his family, isn't he, mama's topsy-wopsy ?" "-Say," broke in the husband and father at this point, threwieg down Xs paper, "that's a pretty way tor you to talk to me, isn't it?" She looked at him with an expression of intense aurprise. ti "I haven't said a word to you," she said, in a wrongfully a.coused tone. "1 was only talkiag to baby. I suppose you vvill_ per- mit me to talk to my own baby, won't you ?" _ Why, of course, a woman lia.a a right to talk to her own baby, hasn't she? This syttern of hamnaering him on his weak spots, involving, as it does, much less danger of fierce and noisy retallatioia than if he is addreesed in direct fashion, is worthy of the highest recommendation. • . Victims of Catarrh, Prejudiced. Tried snuffs'they failed. Ointments and washes failed. ' Said there was no cure. Knew there wasn't, beeauee he had tried them alI. This is how prejudice ads. There is, however. a balm in Gilead, a sov- ereign remedy for Catarrh`, not dangerous because it acts quickly, not unpleasant be- cause it is sure to cure. Its name is Cater- rhozone. It destroys germs, it soothes, it heala. As eertain as death to cure, as pleas• ant as sunshine to use. That is Catarrh - ozone. Your money back if it is not so. Sold at Fear's drug store, Seasorth, at 25c and $1,00-. need, and do, in fact, voluntarily get along I with, we should sera_ ourselves a vast amount of harmful. worrY. —Never stand still in cold weather, es- pecially after having taken a slight degree of exercise, and Always avoid standing on ice or snow, or where the person is exposed to a cold wind. —Only a few minutes are required to rub the sideboard silver with a Chamois, and if this is done every day, or two there will be no neeeseity for using powder, or having any regular cleaning day for it. —Hoarseness is often relieved with the juice of a lemon. Another very good rem. edy is to bake the lemon like an apple, and take a little of the thickened and warmed juice squeezed over a lump Of sugar. —For potato scones, Mash boiled ,potatoes until they are quite smooth, adding a little salt. Mix With sufficient flour or barley meal to make, a stiff dough, fusel knead out to the thickness desired. Toast the scones on a dry; clean, hot girdle till nicely browd- ed on each side, pricking them with -a fork to prevent blistering. —Vegetables, such es onions, cabbage, cauliflower and turnips may be made more delicate and wholesome by allowing their odors teteseatie with the steam while they are botfing. There will also be less odor observable about the house if this is done than if the flavors are allowed to concen- trate in tightly closed vessels. ' • Where .Medical Science Fails to cure rheumatism'and all the time you suffer dreadfully, why, don't you get a bottle Poison's Nerviline and try that? Rub it into your stiff joints, sore arms, lame , back, bent shoulders—wherever the pejo is. Ner- viline has cured plenty of people in this way, and that ought to be proof enough that—it will euro you too. It is an unusually strong liniment that cures rheumatism in unusually quick time. Best household liniment known. 25 cents at Fear's drug store, Seaforth. Wit and Wisdom. —The man who does wrong intentionally always plans an excuse for doing it in ad- vance. - —s't Did your husband ever make fun of your leye letters ?" Yes ; but not until after vie were married." - --Every old bachelor cheats some deserv- ing wornaai out of a home and a lot of pretty furniture and china. —" Pa, may I ask you a question?" "Certainly, my 'child." " Well, where .i the wind when it doesn't blow ?" —If a man waits patiently while a woman putting her things on," or " shopping," he will make a good hustmnd. --Political Speaker —21" No doubt you have h heard the old story about—" The Auurence (in one voice)—" Yes • we've heard it." —He is punctual man who is always in time for business, but the conductor of an orchestra is more than punctual. He beats time. —"-The devil's in polities !" he said as he figured on his campaign expenses. "Yes," replied his wife; " he got out of the house when you entered the race." —Friend—" 'suppose the baby is fond of you?" Father—"Fond of me ! Why he sleeps all day when Pm not at home, and stays awake all night just to enjoy my so- ciety." —" There is nothing I enjoy so much as a quiet smoke all to myself." "Well, you you ought te haye little trouble in keeping away from crowds as long as there are any in the box from which that cigar came." —The Old Stager--" Young man, if you would be successful, you must do two things. First, get some enemies." The Aspirant— "And Second ?" The Old Stager—" Sec- ond, irritate them so that they will make you prominent." —Mistress—" Mary, I was, almost sure once last evening, while the policeman was ie the kitchen, that "I heard a sound ,very much like two people kissing." Mary— "Did you hear it only wanst, ,mum ?" Mistress—" Yes." Mary—" Thin it wasn't us." —A lady was given a New Year's box by her husband and three children. The youngest, a little over five years, was ap- pointed to make the speech of presentation. She did it after much preparation for the occaaion, and this was' the form it took : "Dear mamma,this gift is presented by your three children and your one bus. band." Not an Unfair World. • Dr, Watson, preaching in hie own church • - at Liverpool, on a recent Sunday, said that experience taught him that this was not an iii-netured or unfair world. Never had he seen the world fling a man's past sins in hie face, or trample a man's repentance under foot, or despise his honorable effort at t amendment. When a man judged himself e' the world did not judge him. And God Would'not be lees but more merciful than To Miro a coidin a night—use Vapo-Creso- lene. It has been Used extensively during more than twenty-four years. All Druggists. • ‘aka men. • Some Things Worth Knowing. —Cape Colony has 30,000 acres of vine- yards, with 90,000,000 vines. —Generally fowls that teather early and mature early are good layers and good mothers. —The pruning of treess may. be done any month in the year; autheritea, however, generally agree that late winter or early spring, before the buds swell, is the best time. —There is one economical result in keep- ing poultry on the farm that is often lost sight of. It is the large amount of waste food that the fowls pick up if given a free range. —In pruning gooseberry_ and black cur- rant bushee, bear in mind that the beat fruit produced on the pretrious year's growth, , therefore thee° must be pruned accordingly. k —un moat farms wheree there are no sheep a small flock would be a source of profit from their mutton and wool, but the teffe4 of their droppings upion the soil would fully pay for the oare they require. If t e oven should be too hot at any time, plat* a pan of water in it, and the heat will be lesaened. —Could we realize how little we abslutely • Asthma. You've tried almost every- thing for it, haven't you? And we presume you are about discouraged. Now what do you think of our idea of breathing -in the medicine, bringing it right up to the diseased part? It looks reasonable,. doesn't it? And it's successful, too. " When you inhale Vapo-Cresolene your breathing becomes easy, the wheezing- ceases, and you drop to sleep. For croup and whooping - cough it's a quick cure. 16 Vapo-Cresolene is sold by druggists everywhere. The Vaporizer and Lamp, which should last a life. titne, and a bottle of Cresoiene complete, $1.5o; extra supplies of Cresolene 25 cents and 50 cents. Illustrated booklet containing physicians' -testi- monials tree upon reopiest. VAPO-CRESoLENE Co., itio Fulton St., New York, U.S.A. Recommended and sold by I. V. Fear, Druggist, Seaforth. N111101•1•1=1111111111111•V pany of Southdowns pointed to the natural leader of the flock and said meditatively : " Test such a thick necked old rascal as that made an infield of me when I was a little chap. I wos a country boy, and my :father thought he owned a piece of meadow land between our house and the school. But he didn't. Mr. Bell Wether owned it, and he wouldn't allow any trespassing upon it, either. I had te cross that lot to go to sohool. There was no other way to get there, and that old villain knew it, He would wait until I'd get too far away from the fence to retreat, and then he'd come full tilt and knock me about an eighth of a mile. I got so I idreaded the experience and played hooky from my classes until father found it out. After that I thought I'd rather take it from the sheep. "But my lifeewas made miserable with anxiety and fear. Of course, my wounds were not serious. Then we began having revival meetings in the Grange hall, and one night it flashed in my mind that I would enlist the angels in my. behalf. I felt as happy as a lark' over the idea, and never once thought that the plan could fail. The next morning I ran along to the meadow bars, and then fell down on my knees and prayed to -be protected from my enemy. I went in, and when I saw the old chap swinging toward me, with his ;head down, I felt myself a little Daniel; when, bif !—I was in my old Place, eating grass like the other character of the same story, and I have been an unbeliever ever since." To Cure a Cold in One Day Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure E. W. Grove's signature is on eaoh box. 25c. What a Woman Saw. at the Live Stock Show. Once intide the buildings leading to the pavillion at the stock yards, 1 decided that to walk down the dim avenue between stalls filled with restive glossy -flanked, sharp - horned, Hereford cattle requires more cour- age in the average woman than to face an army with banners. A pretty bride was dodging through be- side her husband. - "What if one should get away ?" she quettioned with an apprehensive glance over her costume to assure herself that it had no touch of red. "What if one of those area - tures, that has all my life through deatroyed the pleasure of picnics aud sketchibg tours, should auddenly plunge through the lane that; certainly has no turning, while I chanced to be passing by ?" She measured the distance from door to door with lightning glances, How long would it take her to make it if— " Here, isn't this a beauty ?" The man was evidently not moved by the same im- pressions. He was there to see and e.dmire the stock, marvel over the weights and discuss the pedigrees. "See that buck," he continued. "Big as an elephant." I—I—see !" she answered. .A cattleman was standing' near. His mink overcoat hung jauntily back from the hands that were thrust in his pockets - "Yea, it is a pretty -good show, all told," he said. ell " Have you . anything here ?" questioned the other. "Oh, nothing to epeak of. I lay _claim to that bunch over there." He pointed with his thumb over his, shoulder baok- ward. Whew !" the other whistled "All those blue ribboners ? Well, that's right good stook I reckon. ' " Oh tolerable." He was taking his honors modestly. "1 just happened to get in here this season. I brought in a little bunch of cattle from my place." "How many did you bring ?" some one asked, and the cattle man replied laconic- ally: " About 40,000 head. Nonchalande like that is Wasted on a cattle ranch. * 14* * I fled through the piggery; In my opin- ion the evil spirits ,which went into the scriptural swine knever changed residence except by transmigration. The bleared, slow turning eyes "have all the seeming of a deamon that is dreaming." I am conVineed that in all oreation there is no other thing ao obnoxious as a pig, and yet I stood for a moment beside a woman who looked and looked again with smiles and fussily turned to say : "Don't they look like innocent children?" "No, madam, they do not," I shouted, above the shrill and deafianing squeals. "Oh," she said, "if you could see the real cunning, tiny ones you would think they were just thedmages of babies." I took refuge in the sheep fold. I have respect for sheep.' They are philosophers with & senve of humor. A man standing beside oae lordly QOM- ; • MILBURN'S STERLING HEADACHE POWDERS cure the worst headache in from five to twenty min- utes, and leave no bad after-effects.- One powder 5e, 3 powders 10c, 10 powders- 25e. • .-7A quiet but pretty house wedding was solemnized at Ivy Vine cottage, the resi- dence of Mr. E. Rathwell, of the Bayfield line, Goderich township, at 7 o'clock on Wednesday evening of last week, when hi - eldest daughter, Miss Wicusia, was united ie the holy bonds of matrimony to Mr. Wm. Foster, a prosperous young yeoman of the Parr line, Stanley. The ceremony was per- formed by 'Rev. J. W. Andrews, pastor of the Methodist church, V-arna, in the pres- ence of only the. immediate relatives of the contracting parties. - HAGYARD'S YELLOW OIL °urea sprains, bruises, sores, wounds, cuts, frostbites, chilblains, etings ot nseots,lourns, scalds, contaasious, etc. Price 25c. Worth -Trying. The beet -,reparation for the future, whether for work, calamity, trial or task, is to do thoroughly, bravely, and cheerfully those things which fall to our hand day by day. It is after thia fashion that the great- est works are accomplished ; it is by this method that the finest characters are form- ed ; it is in this way that the wisest train themselves for life. He who 'gives himself up to thoughts of heaven and anticipation of happiness denies himself that preparation for heaven which comes by accepting the education of life, and which is the only sure promise of the possession of heaven. We must create heaven within ourselves before we claim it as a condition. • • One LAXA-LIVER TILL every ei4ht for Malay dk, a makes a complete mire of biliousness and con- etipation. That is---jutt 25 cente to be loured. • Longavity of Women. Statiatics show that women ;live longer than Men. For instance, in Germany only 413 out of LOCO males reach the age of 50 years, while more than 500 out of 1,000 females reach that age. In the Uui-ed States there are 2,583 female to 1,308 male centenarians. ;In France of 10 centearians seven are women and only three men. In the rest of Europe Of 21 centenarians 16 are women. St t • DR. LOW'S WORM SYRUP is a safe, sure and re iiable worm expel/en Acts equally well on ohildren or adults. Be sure ycu get Lows. The Best Policy. What honesty is in 'deeds sincerity is in words—the best policy. It is a p how- ever, to which the artifisial habits of society are not very favorable. The forms of polite- ness, with their utility, have this disadvant- age, that, in teaching to restrain the real sentiment and ideas which cannot conven- iently be expressed, they are apt to teed to exprestion of others which are not emisistent with the truth. PLANTRITING. - Technique of an Art That Requires ti Tact nd Skill. Some time in his life every author, no matter how succesful he nay be In fic- tion, determines to write a play, and this without a clear understanding of the difference between the dramatic and other forms of coMpositoin. So few, in- deed, are those who have mastered the technique of both the novel and the play that they can be counted upon your thumbs, says Manuscript. Charles Reade, whom Swinberne calls the greatest of English novelists and whose "The Cloister and the Hearth" is agreed by all Co be t e ideal of the histor- ical novel, always pl med himself On his ability to write a plug. Certainly -he had the dramatic sense, 's the stories of his which have been dr matized prove, but he lacked the traini g in. dramatic techt nique. And, evorst if all, he was totally Wird to his-deficienci He made over a good French play if to a poor English one and wrote to a friend that he had achieved the dearest -lel' of his life. ,In...the composite of a play the first essential is the cons ruction of a "scena- rio," tho framework •f the fabric. With this done, the play s fully embodied in the mind of the p actical playwright. The rest is but uiholstering—"leather and prunella." The t °anger Dumas was once asked how he was getting on with a play that he had on severed: "Needy thr ugh. All dotes but the dialogue." The fault of the -"closet dramatist," whose plays read better than they act, is nearly always too much attention to lit- erary style and too ittle to stage effect. He ,thinks too much of wordtpainting, a necessity in the day of the bare Eliza- bethan stage, but 'pow rendered obsolete by the calcium an thee modern. effects. The frame of the dramatic edifice nowa- days is everything. The paint can, be squirted on with a h se. The novelist who will write a play should therefore en age the services of a professional playw ight either as a col- laborator or critic nd reviser. Even then, if he does no produce a popular play, he will have re ,eived hints concern- ing the attainment of dramatic .effects evhieli will be of inva uable service to him in subsequent work ,in his own field of fiction. Indeed, one of the best practices an embryo novelist could engage in would be the novelizing of a •successful drama —if he can find onel on the boards that wasn't a novel itself -originally. the stocks and an - Love and Gold. The English papers are telling a story of Daniel O'Connell, .the Irish statesman. His great rival was Sergeant Tom Gould, pronounced Gold. Tom was a - confirmed old bachelor, but when over eighty ,years of age proposed to and was accepted by a girl of eighteen.. He an - pounced his engagement to O'Connell in verse, concluding thus: So you, see, my dear Dan, that, though eighty years old, A girl of eighteen fell in love with old Gould. To which O'Connell replied: That a girl of eighteen may love gold it is true, But, believe me, dear Tom, it Is gold without U. The Personal Argument. "Do you think the world is growing better, George?" "Do 1 uuderstand that you want me to decide whether I am a better man than my father or 'not?" "How funny!" "Oh, don't kaow. Are you a better woman than your mother?" "Why, of course not. How absUrdl" "Then how do you expect the woald to grow better I when you fail to help_ it along?" "George, yiou are very rude." Didn't Get, Ron Money's Worth. Clara—Why, Ethel, what makes you so blue? ,Ethel—That fortune teller told me I Would be rtiRrried twice, and she told Edna she would have three husbands, end to think `I paid for having both our fortunes toldl. Spunky. The Lawyer — The precedents are against you, madam. The Lady—Well, sue them, too, then. ; It is a question which causes a moth•r the more worry: A boy so sick that be is good, or so thoroughly well that he la had - WHAT NOT TO WEAR. Cheap lace on anything: Cheap jewelry any time. Tan shoes in midwinter. Diamonds in the daytime. Elaborate toilets for church. Untidy frocks for breakfast. Dotted veils with weak eyes. Painted shoes when bicycling. Conspicuous bicycle costumes. A- broad belt on e- stout figure. A plain basque on a slim figure. White petticoats on muddy days. Gaudy colors in cheap materials. Linen collars with dressy frocks. Cheap trimmings on a good dress. Theater borinets with street suits. Picture hats with, outing costumes. Bright red with a florid complexion. Hair -dressed high with a snub nose. Worn shoes with an elaborate toilet. Along, draggled skirt on a rainy day. Hail: in a Psyche knot with a Roman tose.. A linen collar that is not immaculately fresh: - Lace frills or chiffon ruches for work- er school. Gloves with holes in them or boots with buttons missing. Soiled white gloves on a shopping ex- pedition or any time. . Horizontal stripes or tucks on a stout figure. A Peculiar Present. Edward Noyes 'Westeott, known only as the author of "David Harum," pos- sessed a rich baritone voice and at ono time sang in a choir at Syracuse. He was fond of telling of an occasion on which he was invited to sing at a con- cert in one Of the smeller towns of west- ern!) New York. The musical affair pass- ed off satisfactorily with the help of the neighboring talent, assisted by Mr. West- cott's rare voice. . As Mr. Westeott was .about to retire his host. came timidly to his room, carry- ing two long paper boxes. "I leave the .house so early in the morning to go to my factory," the man explained, "that I'm afraid I may not see you, but I want to give you something for your singing tonight. Now, here's two pairs of the very best whaleboned corsets that our factory turns out, and 1 want you to take them home with you." Westcott used to add that he was so eurprised and amused that he could find no words of protest, and so accepted and took them home. Chinese Nerve. The .most common form of putting a man to death in China is taking off the head by the sword, and the extraordinary nerve of the Chinese is shown in . this way more than any other. I have seen two men beheaded, one placed before the other. It took three strokes of the sword to kill the first, and while the operation was going on the second knelt down with his neck outstretched waiting his turn. Thinking that the process was slow, he turned to the executioner and asked if he were going to be much longer with the first. Then, when the execu- tioner came to him, he stretched his neck and waited for the blow, which com- pletely severed his head from his body. News Notes —Mr. John Current, an aged and reaped - ed resident of Crowland township, was killed recently by being struck by a Mich- igan Central freight engine, near Welland. Decased was walking on the track, and ap- parently did not hear the train. —A Grand Trunk Railway train ran into a buggy, bout three miles east of Brant- ford, a fesilv nights ago, smashing the rig and throwing out the driver, Mre. Jarvis'who escaped with a bad shaking up. The horse was unhurt. —Near Botany, in Essex county, one morning recently, Mrs. James Robertson, aged 84 years, went to the pasture to salt it for the sheep, and while doing so was knock- ed down by a ram. While lying on the ground the unfortunate womanwas attacked by a drove of _hogs. When found by a woman neighbor, about 5 o'clock, the body was terribly torn, one arm being entirely eaten off and the other nearly so. The trunk was also frightfully ;mutilated. The accident happened too far, from the house for her cries to be heard. —The Montreal harbor had an unieue vieitor recently in the shape of a monster whale, which was stranded on a rock near the Victoria bridge. The whale was dis- oovered by some of the harbor workingmen. It is about 40 feet long. It is very rare when a whale works itself up the St. Law- rence from the sea as far as -Montreal.. The only previous case of the kind happened in 1836, when a whale was caught in the har- bor of Montreal. The skin of this whale, witioh weighed 800 pounds has since been preserved in the Montreal Natural History Museum. An effort was made to kill the whale. A policeman was snit to the Hoene with a rifle, but although he fired 53 balls into it, the whale still lives. PAINE'S CELERY COMPOUND CURES AND GIVES YOU NEW LIFE WHEN EVERYTHING -ELSE FAILS. A Dead Whale. A whaling station can be smelled a tong distance. It is a wonder how people can endure such awful odors, but it is true that one can get used to anything. The excursion steamers to the North - Cape .always visit a whaling station for the edification of the tourists. It is ono of the sights on the regular programme, but few people go ashore. The others are satisfied to remain afar off and spend the time "cussing" the captain and beg- ging him to get away as soon aS possible. A dead whale will smell longer and lend- er than any known animal.—NorwaY Letter to Chicago Herald. No Regret.. "Have you sent your regrets, Doro- thy?" asked mamma of her little daugh- ter, who had decided not to go to a party to which she had been asked. "I haven't any- to send, mamma," an- sts-ered Dorothy. "I don't want to go." —Indianapolis News. it is the Popular Medicme in the Homes of the Wealthy and Those in Humbler Circumstances. BEWARE OF SUBSTITUTES AND IMITATIONS Are you ailing, rundown,or suffering from some dangerous disease? If you are, allow us with candor and an honest, interest in your welfare, to direct your attention to Paine's Celery Compound, the medicine that " makes sick people well." The wonderful record of cures wrought for sick and diseased people in our Dominion is the best and strongest proof of the health - metering virtues of Paine's Celery Com- pound. It has cured the most desperate and obstinate cases of disease, even after sufferers were pronounced incurable. The use of one bottle of Paine's Celery Compound will, in all cases, banish the doubts of theunbelieving. The testing of one bottle will prove to all sufferers that there are virtues in the wondrous medicine possessed by no other remedy—virtues that banish suffering and misery. The immense popularity of Paine's Celery Compound has induced unscrupulous people to put up vile and worthleis imitations of the great health -restorer. Dishonest deal- ers, for the sake of large profits, resort to subetituting, and recommending the "some- thing just as good." At all times beware of imitatims and substitutes. See that the name PAINE'S and the Stalk of Celery ap- pear on each bottle. Read the strong testimony of Mr. G. W. Parke, of Inglisville, N. S., cured by Paine's Celery Compound after failures with other medinines : " While at sea I was taken sick, which compelled me to abandon my work and seek home and refit. I consulted the doctors, who pronounced it slow fever or typhoid. I suffered severely from night sweats, and fromhtold chills daring the day. Added to this, I was extremely nervous, which weak- ened me and reduced my flesh until I was a mere skeleton. This continued until last winter, when my wife and Mends began to despair of my recovery, as the medicines I took produced no good, and I was growing worse. Through the influence of Rev. 0. M. Tyler, I was induced to give Painehi Celery Compound a trial. I can truly say it work- ed wonders. The first bottle gave me great relief, and five bottles completely', cured me." He Drew the Line. "Hold on, -there!" called Charon to the sew arrival at the ferry over the Styx. "You wait until the next trip, and Pll take you over alone." "Why this distinction?" inquired one of the spirit paseengers. "Oh, he's one of those fools that rock the boat, end 1 didn't want to spoil the trie or the rest et TWA__ THE MOST NUTRITIOUS Epps's Cocoa Prepared from the finest selected Cocoa, and distinguished every- where for Delicacy of Flavour, Superior Quality, and Highly Nutritive Properties. Sold only in quarter -pound tins, labelled JAMES EPPS & CO., Limited, Homceopathio— Chemists, London, England. Epps's Cocoa BRE AKFAST—SUPPER 1765-26 • The essential lung -healing principle of the pine tree has firally been successfully eeparated and re- fined into a perfect cough medicine—Dr. Wood'e Norway Pine Syrup. Sold by all dettlere_on a guar- antee of eatiefaction. Price 25 cents. -ea • 4s. Found at Last. A liver pill that is small and sure, that acts gently, quickly and thoroughly, that doe, not gripe. Laza- Liver Pilli posses] these qualities, and are a sure cure for Liver Complaint, Ccnetipation, Sick Head- aehe, etc, ^ Crompton's CORSETS "MERIT WILL WIN" The fact that Crompton's Corsets hold first place in the estimation of all Canadian women is entirely due to superior workmanship, best quality of material, correct styles and beauty of design. Ask for our new Straight Front Models. EVERY PAIR A PERFECT FIT AND FOLLY GUARANTEED. GAINED 91 LBS. BY USING MILBURN% PILL& VICTORIA, B.C., larch 8, 'gots The T. Milburn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont. Dear Sirs,—Some time ago my daughter, agid 19 years, was troubled wit bad head - ac es and loss of appetite. • Sfie waS tired and listless most of the time, and was loosing flesh. Her system got badly run down, so hearing your Heart and Nerve Pills highly spoken of I procured a box, and by the time she had used them she had gained gi lbs. in weight and is now in perfect health. Yours truly, MRS. P, H. CURTIS. Special Attention to Horseshoeing and General Jobbing. Robert Devereux BLACKSMITH and CARRIAGE Opp MAKER 1:teeln Goderioh street, - For Cuts, Wounde, Chilblains, Chapped Hands, Rheumatitin, Stiff Jointe, Burns, Soalcie, Bites of In- sects, Croup, Coughsek Colds, HainTard's Yellow Oil will be found an excellent remedy. Price 26 cente.. All dealers. se • es If a child eats ravenoufly, grinds the teeth at nights and picke its notre, you may althoet be certain it has worms, and should administer without delay Dr. Low's Pleasant Worm Syrup, this remedy con- tains its own cathartic. Milburn's Sterling Headache Powders give women prompt relief from monthly pains and leave no bad after effects whatever. Be sure you get Milburn's. Price 10 and 26 cents. All dealers. Bitith Troop Oil Liniment is unsurpassed by any liniment on the market to -day. It is composed of healing, soothing, and cleansing vegetable oils and extracts. It is put up in large bottlea for the Antall price of 25 cents. STOCK FOR SALE. SBEEP FOR SALE.—For sale at the farm of the undersigned, Mill Road, Tuakersmith, Leicester sheep, all ,ages and fexes, and all thoroughbred. Also Thoroughbred Shorthern cattle. ROBERT CHARTERS, Egmondville P. 0. 1767x6 MHREE YOUNG BULLS FOR SALE.—For sale, three young thoroughbred Durham- bulls, with rtgistered pedigrees, and ready for service ; two red in color and one roan. Apply to DAVID HILL, Lot 27, Concession 8, Hibbert, Staffs P. 0. 176641 gook's -Cotton Root Compound . is successfully need monthly by over. 0,000Ladies. safe, ettectiml. Ladies ask your druggist for Cooke Codes Is Cam- pond._Take no other, as all ixtures, sa4 imitauone are dangerous. Wrioerko. 1,11 per box' No. II 10 degrees stronger,Miper boz. No. or 2, mailed on receipt of price and two 1-eent stamps. The Cook Company -Windsor, Ont. eIW`. Noe. 1 and 2 sold and recommended by all responsible Dniggista in Canada. Bold in Seaforth by Alex. Wilma, J. 8. Roberts and I. V. Fear, druggists. - - Seaforth. AUCTION SALES. QQREAT CLEARING SALE.—The undersigned has ¥EAT instructed to sell by auction, on Monday, Nov mlith, ber 11, 1901, the following goods: Heavy wagi ns, light wagons, spring wagons, buggies, carts, heavy sleighs, light sleighs, cutters, iron harrows, whe/lberrows, neckyokes and whillietrees, 1 Singer sewi if g machine, etc. Terme—All sums of 85 and und r, cash; over that amount 8 months' credit will be item cn furnishing approved joint notes. D. BRAUND, proprietor, Exeter, Ontario; JOHN GILL, auct oneer. 1766-4 A UOTION SALE OF STOCK STEER'''. NEWLY IA_ CALVED COWS AND SPRINGERS.—Mr. John MeCionnell has instructed Mr. Thomas Brown to sell by phblie auction at McConnell's stock yardr,Dublin, on Siaturday, November 9bh, at one o'clock, p the ollowing property, viz: Stock—Fourtcen 2 -year- old teen, 6 yearling steam, 5 newly calved cows, 6 pringers, 1 dry cow, 3 2 -year-old heifers in calf, 1. thoroughbred cow with calf at foot, out of D. D. Wilson's imported bull; 1 heavy draught mare in foal to Royal Scotsman, 1 sucking mare colt by Royal SOMISIIIRD. The stookis all well bred and in the best of condition. TERMS. —Eleven months' credit will be given on furnishing approved joint notes. A discount bf 5 per cent, per annum for cash. JOHN McOONNELL, Proprietor; THOMAS BROWN, Auc- tioneer. 1768-2 A UCTION SALE OF STOCK.—James Jones has It, received instructions from Mr. Bernard Mul- ligan, to sell by public emotion on Lot 33, Concession 4, Logan, on Friday, November_ 8th, as One o'clock p. the following property: Horres—I mare eight years old, in foal to Allen O'Clockhell ; 1 mare tame e in foal to Royal Scotsman - 1 mare nine years old, 1 mare four years old, 2 fillies and one gelding rierng two yeara old. Cows: 8 cows Supposed to be In calf, 2 cows te calve at time of sale to a thorough- bred bull, 2 steers and 4 heifers three years old, nine steers and 4 heifers two years old, 3 steers and three heifers one year old, 4 spring calves, 7 well bred ewes, 1 shropshire ram rising two yeers old, one brood sow in pig, 8 pigs ten weeks old. TERMS—LII sums of $6 and under, cash; over that amount ten months' credit will be given on furnishing approved joint notes. BERNARD MULLIGAN, Proprietor; JAMES JONES, Auctioneer. 1768-2 IMPORTANT NOTICES. Red Cedar Shingles. 3x 74 cents, 4x 78 cents. LATH No; 1 Pine Lath, 38c per hundred. Pine Lumber. Dressed Pine Lumber for Doors $22 per M. N. CLUFF A. SONS, North Main Street, - Seaforth. 1748 TIDURE BRED BUFF PLYMOUTH ROCKS.—I have a number of Cooke le and Pullets for sale. Write me for prices. J. F. DALY, Beaforth,, Ont. 1768-tf EaROPERTY IN EGMONDVILLE FOR SALE.— j For see, a commodious story and half house, with cement cellar and cistern; a good stable and nearlr two acree ot land; immediately north ta/ the. Egnaondville manse_ .'The land is well planted with large and smell fruits. Apply to Wm. ELLIOTT. 1767-tf NOTE LOST.—Lost, between Kinburn and George Clark's. on October Iltb, a note of hand, made in favor of the undersigned, bearing date October 11th, 1901, and due in five months, for the sum of $80. The public are hereby cautioner against pur- chasing or negotiating the same, as payment of it Ilea been stopped. GEORGE CLARK, Constance. 1767x3 • VOR SALE.—The uhdereigned, owing - to ill r health, has decided to offer for sale her ice cream and fruit busineas in the Village of Heinen. The stand is a No. 1, in the most central part of the village, and affords every convenienoe for carrying on the splendid busmen already established. Bakery bueinese in connection. For full particulars apply to MR3. E. SHEFFER, Hensel' P. 0. 1761-tf somomsor AUCTIONEERS. MHOMAS BROWN, Licensed Auctioneer for the Counties of Huron and Perth. Orders left at A. M. Campbell's implement warerooms, Seaforth, or Tax EXPOBINE Office, will receive prompt attention. flatisfection guaranteed or no charge. 1708-tf UCTIONEERING.—B. S. Phillips, Licensed LA_ Auctioneer for the counties of Huron and Perth. Being a practical farmer and thoroughly understanding the value of farm stock and imple- ments, places me in a better position to realize good prices. Charges moderate. Satisfaction guaranteed or DO pay. All orders len at Hensel, poet office or at Lot 28, Concession 2, Hay, will be promptly ttended to. 170941 STOCK FOR SERVICE. GILLESPIE'S HARNESS. ,111•11•1••11 1 -have removed my harness shop to my own store, ONE DOOR NORTH OF THE POST OFFICE, where I will be pleased to meet all mY, old customers and many new onea. Gillespie's Harness is the best Harness. A full lock of Horse Blankets, Robes, Sleigh Bells, Trunks, -&c. PIG FOR SERVICE.—The undersigned has on Lot 28, Concession II, WE -Mop, a thorough- bred Yorkshire Roar, to which he will admit a limit- ed number of eowe. Terms -75c, payaole at the time of service, with the ptivilege of returning if necessary. HU011 T. GRIEVE. 1766-tf IhI: PIG BREEDERS.—The undersigned will keep on Lot 26, Concession 6, L. R. 8., Tuckeremth i, aoroughbred TAMwOarli Pio, also a thorough- bred YOREfouss PIG. A. limited number of sows will be admitted to each. Terme,114, payable at the time af ; service, or 411.60 if charged. JAMES. GEMMILL. • 1608-52 TEACHERS WANTED. tEACHER WANTED.—For School Section No. 4, Hay. Duties to commence the first teaching -day cf 1902. Personal applications received by WM. S.atUBY, Secretary -Treasurer, Zurich, Ont. 1767x4 i tEACIIER WANTED—For the Junior Depart- ment of Bayfield Public School for 1902. Ap- plitations, stating qualifications and salary required, recleived up to November l3tb, 1901. THOMAS CAMERON, Secretary, Bayfield P. 0, 1767-8 sal 16 Prices right and satisfaction guaranteed. Give us a call and we will please you, delight your horse, satisfy your purse. tRepairing a Specialty. JAMES GILLESPIE, Seaforth, EACHER WANTED.—For Sehool Section No. 9, McKillop; male or female. Duties to Qom - nee Jsnuary 2nd, 1902. Applications, stating ry and testimonials, received up to November h. Penonal applications preferred. AU. N. ECHTEL, Leadbury P. 0.• 17874 One Door NORTH of the Post Office. 1718-tf MONEY TO LOAN t;Ifoney to loan at 44 per sent oa good him secur. Apply to JAL 1. HILLMAN, flarristm. Real 171kU RELIEVES CHAFING, ITCHING OR IRR?. TATION. COOLS, COMFORTS AND HEALS THE SKIN, AFTER SHAVING. Avoid dangerous, irritating Witch Hazel preparations represented to be "the same as" Pond's Extract, which easily sours and often contain "wood alcohol," a deadly poison. STORE UNDER THE TOWER. Wtt; cp • 4" rt • The bleKillop Mutual Fire insurance Oeimpany. FARM AND ISOLATED TOWN PROPERTY °Nor INSURED 0111011311. J. B. McLean, Pre•ktent, Kipper' P. -0.; Thotima Fraiser, vim -president, Druceneld P. 0.; Thomas E. Hays, Seoy-Tress. Sesforth F. 0.; W. O. 13road- foot, Inspector of Losses, nesiorth P. 0. DIstsorOs11. W. G. Proatifook Sertforthe John G. Grieve, WI throp ; George Dale, Seaforth, John Bennewele, Dubin, James Evens, Beechwood, John Meet, thirlook ; Thomas Fraser. Erticelteld ; John B. Mo. Lean, Nippon; lames Connolly, Clinton. aosins. ROA. Smith, Harlock ; Sabi. McMillan, Su/octal James Cumming Egintindv !• ; .1. W. Yeo, Bohn**. villa P. 0.; ;George Murillo and Jobs 0. Monism, auditors Parties desirous to Wed Ineteranoe• Of WWI. rot other badness will be promptly ablanded ta on fippltostima to any ofWm above 40011011 eildressed IS bit,respective gest Wee% a 4 '