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A STORY TELLING CONTEST
liu With the solemn Pace Hardly
Beat i.ilshe .0thera.
One evening at 11 well known hotel a
aumber of erg v itVi;i1r;iNevaerou niritif
R lid the
sacrifice and the privations good friends
eau eadergone to eputribute to the world- •
euecess a an associate. One solemn
faced man told the following.
"I bad two schoolmates," he began.
'One of tht m was aspiring to be a law-
yer aud the other had aspirations for a
Welt place in the medical profession. The
eeneee we attended was one at which
the discipline was severe and the require-
ments fpr graduation were exacting. Well,
those two boys managed to worry along
Dell the day of the fintel examfbation
eatne. The young law stirdent had per-
-fected himself in his studies and was
likely to pass with high honors. The
medieal stuAebt, however, was in a far
less enviable plight. He found that the
examination would be for the most part
WM the anatomy of the leg, - and this
was the one branch of the course he had
neglected. He confided in his roommate
and Wailed out his. sorrows.
. I only had a leg to dissect,' said
he, !I weuld pass that examination at the
head of my, class.'
"It was here that his roommate rage
sublimely to the occasion. He rolled up
his treusers and insisted that his friend
empntate his leg at the knee. His medic-
al &iced demurred, but the law student
insisted, and finally the amputation was
performed and the medical, student cap-
tured his diploma.
"Years afterward thit same doctor Was
sitting in an °Rice surrounded by. all the
evidence of a prospei ons practice. The
door opened and in came his old room-
mate at eollege. The greeting was, of
eourse, effecting, and then the -doctor in -
(mired how the lawyer was getting on in
the %vorld. The lawyer said he had been
praeticmg several years in the petty af-
fair e of the law and would rise to dis-
tinetion if he could secure a good case.
want a murder case,' said he; 'one
that will attract special attention and in-
volve -some well known citizen.'
"The doctor excused himself and, pick-
ing -hp a heavy poker, left the room. He
proceeded down stairs and killed his
landlady, resorting to all the atrocities
that ingenuity could devise to make his
crime one that would create_ a sensation.
He was successful. The papers teemed
with the awful details of the deed and
the tragic events of the trial. His friend,
the one legged lawyer, defended him,
and he was cleared. Both of these men.
cecupy leading places in their profes-
Mims today. If you don't believe this
story, you eau come up to my room and.
I will show you a picture of the school -
these two friends of mine attended."
1.13E i -HE GENUINE.
MURRAY
LANIVIA
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‘, THE UNIVERSAL PERFUME"
For th4 Handkerchief,
Toilet and bath.
REFUSE ALL •SUBSTITUTEe
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FURNITURE
EMPORIUM.
Selling our Diamonda.
People who buy diamonds are apt to
answer reflections upon. their ':extrava-
game, with the remark that diamonds are
a goed investment and that they can al-
ways get their money back on them.
This is plausible and partly true, but not
entirely. The ring itself, though the de-
sign may be elaborate, as it sometimes is
in men's rings, and of the finest and most
artistic of workmanship, will seldom bring
more than the worth of the gold unless
sold to an individual, and styles of setting
change enough to make old fashions of
little value.
A woman in reduced cirtimistances re-
cently- sold a ring which coat at the time
a its purchase $150 for $40. It is a clue
ter ring, with nine smalladiamonds sur-
rounding a larger one. The ring wets ap-
praieed at a jeweler's, who set the ,pres-
ent value upon it. It is a pretty ring,
with white stones and brilliant, but it is
not worth a third of what it was forty
years ago, when it came into the posses-
sion if its original owner. Dealers in
stones say also that diamonds lose in
weight perceptibly with wear, and for
that reason become less valuable.
.7.‘ •
Got What He Deserved.
"You. know Throggins? Smooth fellow.
Great jollier. Tries to keep on the good
side of everybody. Well, he went to
church last Sunday morning and slept
through the whole sermon. Then he had
the gall to tell the Rev. Dr. Fourthly,
'after the congregation had been dismiss -
d, that he had' rtever enjoyed a discourse
so much in his life, and he would like to
borrow the manuscript of it and take it
home with him, so he could read it again
during the day. What do you suppose
the doctor did?"
"1 can't imagine."
"Weil, sir, 1 think he'd seen Throggins
nodeing and knew he hadn't heard a
word. At any rate, he took Throggins
by the arm, led him into his study, made
Min sit down and then he read every
bleesed line of that sermon over again to
him benest he would let him up. Oh,
you don't get ahead of Dr. Fourthly -not
ouch l" -Ea change.
J. Landsborough
DEALER IN '
Furniture of all kinds
At live and let live prices. Upholster-
ing done and satisfaction in every re-
spect. Picture framing neat and cheap
New Williams sewing machine always
on hand. No ,travelling agents, and
no high prices. Goods delivered in
town and country free of charge.
Undertaking
Department.
We have a large and varied assort-
ment from whichto choose in time of
need at prices that have been a matter
of agreeabl surprise' to all who have
,le ils with us. Two fine _hearses on
hand for summer `and winter use. Night
ca 1 at. ,Mr. LancInborcngh's residence,
;oiner cottage in 'rear of Dominion
Bank, will be promptly responded to.
JOHN, LANDSBOROUG
A Legal Angel.
Frances and Mabel had quite a disces,
eon recently. They are playmates aid
visit one another frequently. Frances'
parent is anattorney, while ;Slithers par-
ent is a clergyman. In some manner the
talk turned on angels, and the conversa-
tion, whicli was overheard by Mahel's
mother. was very profound.
"Is hevun full uv angels?" asked
Fre ;ices.
"Yes, it's full uv 'em," replied Mftbel.
"Do you want to be an angel Sum day?"
'Why, of course, an' I'm goin' to be,
ton, coz ray papa's a preacher, an' he'll
go to hevun sure."
"Well, you bet my paptell go to hevun,
too, coz he's a lawyer." ;
SEAFORTH, ONT.
THE LIMIT OF LIGH
for out of town places has been
reached in the AUR GAS
LAMP, which makes and burns
its (mil gas. Nothing but no n -
day sun can comp- re
with it. It is cheaper than
oil and its light is soft
and pleasant to the eye.
For reading and sewi
it has no equal. We gua-
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for free catalogue.
AUER LIGHT CO., MAKERS, MONTREAL.
Husband and Wife.
Husband and wife are equal; the one
not inferior to the other; the NVife not a
slave; uet a housekeeper -but an equal;
a companion. And just so far aS a yotiq
man starts out with that idea fixed firmly
in his mind -to make a companion, a com-
rade, a chine of bis wife -just so far does
he start Out right. -Ladies' Home Jour-.
Then Elder Sister Submfded.
Elder Sister -Mr. Bilmore and you
were in the 'parlor a long time last night,
hie I don't suppose you used much gask.
Younger Sister -The reason you didn't
see any burning, Emily, was beCssuse
Hareld carelessly hung , his hat on the
doorknob:
Be6"- After' 'Wood's Phosphodlie,
TWO HOURS OF ROMANCE.
The phe is on. They sit.
She sses the stage
'And 'watches c‘try action there portrayed.
t Ile sees but her end, seeing her, nes Mi-
ller face a page,
Whereon the playis ecriven, bit by bit.
Ile reads, and then she smiles, unconscioua
His lips into the mold of here do fall.
Love loses. On her "cheek
There shines s pearl.
Lose triumphs. In her eyes there its • song.
Dreams he: If imitation claim a tear,
Then, tend'rest girl,
Wbst, what would passion claim? Nay, fool and
. weak, -
You want not tears and pity, but you long
To make the love light in those eyes appear!
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bacco, Opium or Stimulants. Mailed on receipt
of price, one package $1, six, $5. One will pleases
six will cure. -Pamphlets free to any address.
The Wood Company, Windsors Out.
Sold in Se•iforth by Alex. Wilson,J, S. Roberts and
I. V. Fear, druggists.
Mnily a man spends half his time an-
ticipating tomorrow and the other half in
regret ng yesterday.
ritaillop Directory for 1901.
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Ilelow them pipe of wood
And resine string
All Vibrate softly, hispering
Then u his heart beats
thought
Of reigning king,
Burst into strains of triumph.
The eurtain:e down. Lights
o'er.
• • •
She sighs; he sighs, and romance is no more.
-SSibner's Magazine.
DANIEL MANLEY, Reeve, Beechwood P. 0.
ALEX. GARDINER, Councillor, Leadbury P. 0.
'JOHN G. GRIEVE, Councillor, Winthrop P. 0
'JAMES O'LAUGHLIN, Councillor, Beachwood P. 0
ARCHIBALD McGREGOR, Councillor, Seaforth P.0
JOHN 0. hiORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop P. 0
DAVID M. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop P. 0.
WILLIAM EVENS, Asmeeer, Beechwood P. 0.
)1IARLE8 DODDS, Collector, Seaforth P. 0.
3.I0HARD POLLARD, Sanitary Inspeeter. Lead•
bury P. 0.
Incredulity robs us of many pleasures
a0'1 elves us nothing in return. -J. R.
Lo w e i 1.
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STEPHEN LAMB,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in
Lumber, Lath, Shingles, Cedar Posts
and Timber. -
Our lumber consists of the beet quality of Hemlock
and Pine, being well manufactured_ Any amount of
Red Cedar Shinglee always on hand. 'Bring along
yourbille, you wins* sure to get them filleal sale-
tibetgrilY. STOoderiou street `Test. 171141
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WANDERING FREIGHT CARS.
How They Are Rounded Vs by the
Car Accountant.
The car accountant is a typical In-.
stance of development in the, railroad
business. 111 the early days he did not'
c'xist. The superintendent was supposed
to know In a general way what was be-
ing dope with the company's cars.. The
custom was for railroads to carry through
freight as far as the end of their own
lines in their own cars. Then it 'Was
transferred to the cars of the foreign,
line, and so assisted on the next stage to
its destinatien. So much time, however,
was lost in making the trausfers that the
need e of , shipuers forced upon the rail-
roads a departure which has now become
their general custom. Railroads permit
all loaded cars to go .through to their
destination without transfer and allow
one another. a certain sum for the use
of the cars. This results in scattering
the cars of the different roads over every
$etetion of track in the country. It pro-.
dnces the extraordinary processions of
many colored travelers from distant lands
'that delight the eyes of youngsters at a
_ railroad crossing.
In theorl the cars are permitted to run
through over foreign roads to their desti-
• nation on the condition•that on their arri-
val they shall be unloaded promptly and
started on the return home. In praetice
the freight agent is apt to use the cars
that are most handy regardless of their
osvnersliiii. An agent in /slinneapolis
would baldly- think twice before filling up
a Aiaine Central ireighteear with a con-
signment for Manitoba. The agent at
Manitoba would not suffer a pang of con-
ecience when he found liimself stuffingfie same Maine car with a cargo of sup-
plies fur Waco, Tek. Thus are begun the
Wanderings of a car to which, if it were
not for the car accountant and his mem-
oranda, there would sometimes be no end.
It is by no means easy to bring the
wanderers home. - When the Maine Cen-
tral'car accountant learns from his re-
ports that his car is being unduly knocked
about on foreign roads, his first news is
that it has spent two weeks in the yards
at Minneapolis. A tracer is at once for-
warded to the transportatiofl department
of the railroad which is believed to be
holding the car. By this time the ear is
, on its way to Manitoba. A tracer fol-
lows it there, but with the similar result
of finding that the car has been dis-
patched for the southwest. A letter to
the company operating the line out of
- Witco brings an answer to the effect that
it is crippled and has been run into the
shops for repairs or that it has beenload-
ed again, in which case the .company
promises politely to unload it and send
it home immediately. Then the car is
promptly switched off on a branch line
for some local consignee and is not heard
of again, except- by the needy agent who
captured it, until it turns up in a tail end
collision in the state of West Virginia.
Luckily it is not a bit injured and is able
tu continue its wanderings, pursued by
more and more vigorously waded .cor-
respondence, until somebody sends it
, home
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Our direct sponnections will save y
time and money for all points,
e,
Canadian North West
Via Torontolor Chicago,
British Columbia and California
points.
Our rates are the loweat. We hay them
( suit everybody and PITLLMAN OUR -
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tor further Information.
Grand Trunk Railway
Trains leave Seaforth and Clinton ate ions IS
0110WO:
LINTON.
EINAPORTH.
oiNG
Paesengcr 12.40 r. M. 1 .66 P.m.
Passenger.... 10.12 P. M. 10 27 P. M.
9.20 A. M. 10 16 A. M.
Mixed Train._
dixed Train 6.16 P. M. .05 P.
,
GOING EAST-
P0,8130Dgel.. 7.68 A. M. , 71.88 A.M.
Paesenger 3.11 P. M. 555P,M.
blixed Train.... .. 4.26 P.M.
4.40 P. M
Wellington, Grey and Bruce.
GOING NORTEI-
Ethel.. ...i •
Brussels.. .. J.
Bluevale..
Wingham.......
Gout° Sotrru-
Wingham
Bluevale 7.02
Brussele.... ...... 7.18
Ethel_......-.-..-.-. 7.28
Passenger.
8.07 P. it,
8.17
8.27
8.38 •
Passenger.
6.68 A. M.
,113red.
1.40 P. M.
Imo
.36
.26
ixed.
.56 A. Is.
.17
.45
1.O2
Loudon, B.uron and Bru e.
ammo NORTH- . Passenger.
London, depart •8.15 A.m. 4.40FM
Centralia.- - ...... .... 9.18 5.55
Hansen, 980
6.0
9.44
Exeter.
.• 9.60 6.25
10 33 6.88
8.56
7.14
109..1568
110.4616 7.23
0.
11.10
Phase
6.68 Jan.
KiPnee
Brumfield
Cflinton.
Londeaboro
Blyth..- ......
Belgrave- ..... -
Wingham arrive....
Gorse deem--
Wingtuunidepart
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Blyth.
Londesboro
Clinton--
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Bruoefield
Simon- • •
Heiman -
Exeter
100A1Talb!....
London, (srrive)-
7.87
8.00
ger.
.16 r.
7.01 8.40
7.14 •3.66
7.22 4.06
747 4.26
8.06 4.49
8.16 4.57
8.22 6.02
8.86 16.14
8.46 5.23
9.87 A. M. 6.12
THE
HURON, EXPOSITOR.
Sloe Style.
When you wear a "King Qual-
ity" shoe you get all the style, the
fit anci finish found in the best
American shoes.
The "King Quality" factory is
the only one in Canada that makes
Ladies' Shoes better than the
American article, which comes into
Canada with a 25% duty, taken
out of its quality. -
The "King Quality" brand is
worn by the best dressed Canadian
ladies; it is a true note of shoe '
fashion, of correctness in dress,
27 styles, 4 widths, all sizes.
Branded "King Quality."
Gold medal awarded at the Paris
Exposition, 5900.
Pliade,bk The J. D. King 00.,
Limited, Toronto,
CEN TRA L
Hardware Store.
CEMENTS.
We have a Etock on hand of "Beaver"
Portland Cements and Thorold Hy-
draulic Cements. The best goods at
the lowest price. Give us a call.
MEXICAN" FLY EXTERMINATOR.
We have a stock of fine oil for spraying
cattle. Don't let your animals suffer.
ELASTIC CARBON ROOF PAINT.
Theonlypaint suitable -for iron roofs ;
will stop a leak and .good for years.
•Call tied get prices.
How Whistler Dreseed Up.
Whistler, on one of his visits to Sir
Alma Tadema, shocked his famous
brother artist. On the night of his ar-
rival Whistler's host announced that he
intended to give a breakfast next morn-
ing'. "There will bea number of ladies
present, Whistler," he said, "and I want
,you to pull yourself together and look
your be7st."
"All right," said Whistler.
The next morning Whistler's voice was
heard ringing through the magnificent
halls of the Tadema mansion: "Tadema,
-Tadema! L want you, Tadema!"
Thinking Of nothing less than fire, Sir
Alma rushed to the room of his guest.'
"For heaven's sake, Whistler, what's
the matter? You've waked every one in
' the house. What is it?"
"Oh, don't get so excited, Tadema,"
drawled Whistler. "I only wanted to
know where you keep the seissers to
trim the fringe of cuffs with; thought
you wanted me to pull myself together
for the ladies."-Ladiere Home Journal.
Sills & Murdie
HARDWARE,
Counter's Old Stand. Seaforth
Coet of Harvesting Wheat.
The expense of harvesting a thousand
acres of wheat is not more than $000.
This amount is exclusive, of course, of
the planting. The plowing of a field costs
$1 per acre. If the wheat raiser is
wealthy, he will purchase a steam plow
and do the work of plowing himself, thus
saving one of the biggest items of ex-
pense. To drill the wheat In the ground
costs 10 cents per acre, while seed costs
about 50 ceuts a bushel, three pecks being
used for each acre.
Only a Woman's wiles.
He was 11 very shy young man, and the
girl -well, she was like most girls.
"How do you pronounce 'K -i -s -m -e -t?'"
she asked.
"Oh! In this instance the 't' is not
sounded," he replied.
"Then that would be ‘Kistne," she
murmured.
And he did, although he was a shy
young man. -London Answers.
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AN ILL TINIF.D PROTEST.
lInt *be Extruvn stance Was Too
Greaill'or the Economical Wife.
Every now and then it is startlingly
demonstrated how early environment
dominates later experiences in persons of
maturity and leaves impressions more
lasting than years of changed surround -
lugs.
At one time 0 certain Hungarian In
New York city, whose profession. was
that of law, was greatly prominent in the
Hungarian colony, and it fell to him to
officiate on most occasions, sernisocial
and other, in connection with the affairs
of the Hungarian consulate here. The
mau himself was most scholarly, with a
fascinating sort of intellect and manner
that spoke of European habit.
Iiffhe coUrse of events it cense his way
to entertain with a certain degree of
lavishness an embassador and prelate of
the church. The entertainment was ar-
ranged to take place at Delmonico's, and
It seemed to the Hungarian gentleman
that it would be altogether more in keep-
ing with the importance of the occasion
If his wife were present.
Now, his wife knew little of such
things. Her life had been passed In mak-
ing home comfortable and in executing
little wifely economies -to the end, per-
haps, that he might spend money lavishly
on occasions finch as these.
However, her gown_ was well thought
out, some slight coaching attended to, and
the event was in e fair way to pass off
smoothly. The guests were received by
the hostess with as much dignity as by
the host, the 'gentleman of diplomatic
obligations had congratulated himself and -
had spoken an encouraging word to his
good wife as well.
They sat at the table. Suddenly the
watchful host observed that his wife was
not partaking of the feast. More than.
that, he saw with consternation an ex-
pression of strong disapproval on her
face. He knew the gigns and knew some-
thing was going to happen, He thought
to avert the impending disaster and look-
ed smilingly toward the :lady and said
solicitously:
"I fear you are not served to your taste,
dear madam. If you, will"-,
The lady rose majestically.' She looked
down upon him. She spoke. She said:
"William, I have lived with you for
many years. I have been a good wife
and saved you money. Sometimes I have
made it for you. -I am going. I- will not
sit here and be a witness to thie extrava-
gance."
And neither would she. The startled
guests stood with countenance cast down
while 'William escorted her to a carriage.
Then the band played on.
Takes a Heat, Advantage.
Mamie -I think Mr. Crusteigh is just
too mean for anything.
Fanny -But he ntarried your mamma.
Mamie -I know he did. I jilted him
for Harold; then he married marnnsa,
and now he won't let tne marry Harold.
Gold is a wonderful fertilizing agent.
It has caused many a family tree to
spring up and get its full growth in a
eaae h rs.-Chi en eo News. _
•
-At a business meeting of the Christian
Endeavor Society, of Motherwell, held a
few evenings ago at the manse, a pleasant
feature was introduced after the usual
routine had been gone through. The so-
ciety, feeling keenly the loss they are about
to austain in the departure from among
them of Miss Jessie Hamilton, took the
opportunity to make her the recipient of an
address and an elegant ring.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.
Pickles of vinegar will not keep in a
jar that has ever had any kind of grease
kept in it.
Lamp chinineys may be quickly clean-
ed by rubbing them with a clean soft
cloth and polishing with a piece of news-
paper.
Clam shells are more convenient for
scraping pots and kettles than a knife,
requiring less time to remove the burned
surfaces.
• Half a lemon dipped in salt and rubbed
on your Ivory knife handles will restore
them to their original whiteness: After
doing this wash the knives at once in
warm water. ,
To renew the pristine lighteess of old
feather pillows let them out in a summer
rain until they are thoroughly wet. Then
dry them by pinning them to a line and
finish by beating them.
To avoid wrinkling bodices and jackets
they should be hung on frames such as
men use for their coats, winding the
frames first with cloth Or silk, upon
which, if desired, orris or other sachet
poivder may be sprinkled.
qut glass, reOlienoin imitation, should
hate the rough 'pattern brushed with a
stiff brush in strong suds. If rubbed
with a piece of flannel dipped in alcohol
Etna then in whiting, its brilliancy is
much enhanced. Let the whiting dry on
the glass, then wash and rinse.
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BRUSHES. BRUSHES.
Preferred Apple. to a Colleffe.
About a century or so ago, when the
commissioners who had in charge the se-
lection of a site for Bowdoin college were
attending to this duty, they pitched upon
New Gloucester, Me., as combining more
advantages than any other place they had
visited, but the owner of the land refused
to part with it if it want° be used as the
site of a college, though willing enough to
sell it if it was to be put to any other use.
The reason that he gave was that the
students would steal the apples in an
orchard in ayhich he took great pride. So
it seems that this is the reason why New
Gloucester is noted for its apples rather
than as being the seat of Bowdoin col-
lege.
Cresswell, March 28, 1901.
The T. Milbtum Co., Limited;',
Toronto, Ont.
Dear Sirs, -I write to say that
I have used Burdoek Blood Bitters
with excellent results. Last
spring my daughter got all run
down and was very thin and
weak,
Ficl- face was covered with red
spots arid a large boll formed on
her cheek, I procured 2 bottles
of B.B.B , and by the time eke
had finished them the spots and
boil disappeared .and 'she bas
got strong and fleshy again.
I consider B.1.1. the best blaod
medicine known.
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NEW srocK JUST RECEIVED AT
AI Fla. WILSON'S
DRUG AND BOOK STORE,
FIRST DOOR NORTH
OF PICKARD'S, SEAFORTIla
Value Received.
"I suppose," said the man who had just
been accosted by Meandering Mike, "that
you think yourself perfectly justified in
taking money from me without rendering
an equivalent?"
"Don't say that, mister," was the re-
joinder. "Don't say I'd take it widout an
equivalent. If de hard luck story I've
been tellin' you ain't fuller of imagina-
tion an' graceful embellishments dan any
of dem books you've paid 50 cents apieee
for on de train, I'm ready to give up me
chosen profession an quit panhandlin' fur
life." -Washington Star.
Where the Blame Lay.
"But this hat," said the woman who
wanted to exchange it after wearing it
home, "does not become me."
"It is a remarkably pretty hat," sug-
gested the milliner.
"Oh, yes," admitted the patron; "taken
by itself it is very pretty, but it is not be-
coming to me."
"ID that case," insisted the milliner,
"the hat is all right, and you are the one
to blame."
His Wealth.
"I love you more than all my wealth!"
exclaimed the hero of the play as h.
folded the leading lady in his arms.
"Huinph!" she whispered as her head
lay on his shoulder. "You know you get
only $12 a week."
But the audience did not hear this.
FOR
EXECUTORS' SALE
-OF--
Valuable Farm Property,
In the Township of Suiross.
a-
; Pursuant to the power vested in the undersigned
as Executers of the last will of Hugh McAllister, late
of the Townehip of Culrose, in the County of Bruce,
,
farm r, deeeastd, there will be offered for sale by
Public Auction, by J. Purvis, Auctioneer, at Um
Vendome Hotel, In the Village of Tftswatee, ere
Wednesday, the toth of 0:taber, 1901, at 2 o'clock
in the afternoon, the following valuable farm pro-
perty, viz. :' Lot 19 in the 4th Conoereicm of the
eaid Township of Culross, eontaining 190 acres ef
land more or loss. This farm is bitusted about 2
miles from t e Village V Tecswater and 7 miles
from the Town o Wingharo, in one of the very best
farming districts in the County of Brum. About 94
60103 are cleared and in a good state of cultivation,
and the balenee is bardweod bueh. The -soil is a
rich clay law. About 82 sores are under grass, 17
acres sown with tall wheat and about an acre of
orchard. The o are on tbe premiees a frame borne
22x22, with two frame additions. each 11x22, And
shed 10x22 ; a Immo barn 136x52, with lean-to
additions 14x62 and Iixte, and stone foundation
underneath the whole, having stabling for 26 bead
of cattle aod 8 horses, and a frame pig pen 11x24.
The buildings and fences are in good repair. Terms
of Sale. -Ten per cent. of tbe purchase 23202203* 00
fl day of sale,; and the balance within 80 days there-
Diarrhal Dysenteryj iu011O
afterTheproperty will be put up subject
reserve rte. 'Further particulars and conditions
. to La
of sale will be made known on tale day of sale, or
Cramps, Penn the Stomach solicitor. HE RY McALIJSTER and JOHN MO,
may be had onitilpplication to the exeoutors or their
ALLISTER, Executors; IL VAMSTONE, Wingharos
Solicitor for thellfaceoutors.
Dated thie 1st day of October, 1901. 174344
To the Public of Seaforth
and Sirrounding country.
HAVING PURCHASED
Mabel/s Haste.
"Mabel doesn't believe in long engage-
ments."
"Yes. I understood Mabel's young
man had a good deal of money."
The Only Genuine.
The only real "union label" is the mar-
riage certificate. - Boston Commercial
Bulletin.
•
AND ALL.
Summer Complaints.
ITS EFFEOTS ARE MARVELLOUS.
IT ACTS LIKE A SHAMS. -
RELIEF ALMOST INSTANTANEOUS.
Pleasant, Rapid, Reliable, Effectual.
Every Rouse should have it.
Ask your Druggst for IL
Take no other.
PRICE, 350s
MARRIAGE LICENSES
ISSUED AT
THE HURON EXPOSITOR OFFICE,:
SHAFORTH. -ONTARIO.
NO WITNESSES REQUIRED.
Some Reasons
Why You Should Insist on Having
EUREKA ARNESS OIL
Unequalled by any other.
Renders hard leather soft.)
gspecially prepared.
Keeps out water. 1
A heavy bodied oil.
HARNESS
An excellent preservative. ,
Reduces cost of your harness:
Never burns the leather; its •
Efficiency is increased.
iecures best service.
titchis kept from breaking.
OIL
1. sold in all
Localities
,Ilanufactnred by
Imperial 011 Corrintarra
AREA
SURE CURE
FOR
The Meat Business
Formerly et:aid-net/ad by
FRED P GALES,
We trust, by strict attention to business
and supplying a first class article at a
reasonable Owe, to merit the patronage
bestowed on the late firm.
Will pay the highest market priee for
dressed poultry, good hides,skikerAnd taIIow
;
WINTER & COLVIN, Seaforth.
176441
Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Ner-
vous Prostration, Loss of Energy,
Brain Fag, Faint and DizzySpells
Loss of Memory, Melancholia,
Listlessness, After Effects of La
Grippe, Palpitation of the Heart,
Anaemia, General Debility, and
all troubles arising from a run-
down system.
They will build you up, make rich
red blood and give you vim and
energy.,
Price i 50c. per
box, or three boxes
for $1.25, at drug-
gists, or will be
sent on receipt of
price bY The T. Mil-
burn CO" Limited,
TorontO, Ont.
11-113TRAY DOG. --Strayed from ,Lot 10, Concession
Ea 11, Hullett, about September let, a black collie
dog, with light yellow jaws and legs Any person
giving informetion as to hie whereabouts, will be
•suitably rewarded. JA1023 LEM?, Unlock I'. 0.
1706-1
Money To Loan.
Tee Townsbip of Tuckeramith has Abell% $31000 of
Townehip Funds to loan a% current rates of interest
on first naortgage on farm property. Applylo the
Reeve or Treasurer. EL HORTOS, Reeve, Bengali
P. 0.; 0. N. TURNER, Treasurer, Clinton F. 0
• 172841
The Seaforth
Tea Store
Is giving some big cash snaps as follows:
Five pounds best select raisins for 25e.
Five pounds dates for 250. Twenty-
five pounds of light coffee sugar for 11.
Ten bars of Jewel soap for 25e. Six
pounds of rice for 25c. Ten pounds of
sulphur for 25e. Ten pounds of nate
for 25e. Three pounds of fancy mixed
biscuits for 35e. Five pounds of broken
soda biscuits for 25e, New Labrador
herring just in. Great bargains in all
kinds of China, Crockery and Glass-
ware. -Remember that I still receive
Weston's Toronto bread by the one
e'elock train every day. A cordial
invitation is extended to all to call and
get some of the great bargains that are
to be had.
A. G AULT
SEAFORTIL
THE SEAFORTH
Musical - Instrument
EMPORIUM.
ESTABLISHED, 1873.
Owing to hard times, we have con-
cluded to sell Pianos and Organs at
Greatly Reduced Prices,
Organs at $25 and -upwards, and
Pianos at corresponding prices.
See us before purchasing.
SCOTT BROS.