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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1901-09-20, Page 22 THE HURON EXPOSITOR SEPTEMBER •2 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. VOR SALE.—The house and erou belenging to X- the late 8. G. asCaughey, corner of Church and bentre streets, Seaforth. The propeete will be Bold cheap and on easy terms. F. HOLeIESTED, Sea - forth. 173e.tf 020 ACRE FARM FOR SALE —In beet latest belt J in Southern Mau10bl). Ninety acres ready for wheat next year; 60 acres hay. Good new stable and granary. Twelve dollara act acre. Several other 1 ptoved and prairie farms for sale. Write CHAS. E. SHAW, Bex 17, Boissevain, Manitoba. 17574f linene•C UNARM FOR SALE.—For stale Lot 27, Con - r cession 4, MeKlItop, contaleing 100 acres, all of which ie cleared, wall fenced, underdrein, d and in a. high etate of cultivation. There is a good brick houee, large beak barn with stone stabling, plenty of water and a good orchard. It ia within two miles of Seaforth and within a mile from a sehool. Apply on the premises or to Seaforth P. 0. Wel. GRIEVE. 17674f -VARM FOR SALE.—Farm in Stanley for sale, Lot 1.! 29, Ctnees•ion 2, containing 100 stores, All clear but 15 acres of herd waod bush It as in a zoed etate of cultivation, well fenced and underdralnei. Thete Is on the !arra two barns, with stabliog, and a large dwelling house. It is conveniently situated, 3 nailea from Clinten and a mile from Baird' s schoel. Address all it:qua/ties to foaN hicGREGOR, on the premises, or MRS. D. MeGREGOR, 2nd Conceesion, Tuokerstrath, Seaforth, Ont. 17684f ]ARM IN STANLEY FOR SALE.--Forsale Lot II and South half �f Let 12, Concession 4, Stanley'. containing 160 acres, 90 acres cleared and in a fair state of cultivation. There is a frame dwelling house with eellar, bank barn with atone stabling, stone pig pen, stave ego, two good wells, ease a Hater rues at the back of the farm. It is convenient to ohurehe.', schoole and markets, being 3 miles from Bruceflelci and 9 miles from Seaforbh. Apply on th premises o addres THOMAS GEMSIELL, Brueetield. 17221! F.IN HERBERT FOR SALE.—For sale, West half of Let 23, on the 61h Coneoseloe cf !Jibbed, containing 60 aoree, more or less, all cleared and in a good state of oultivatioe. There are good fences, and it is well underdrained. There are on the premises a good frame barn and stable, log house and frame kitchen. There is alto plenty of water on the back and front of the farm ; also a good orchard. It is convenient to aohoole, churehes and post office. Apply to WILLIAM BURKE, Pro- prietor, or to St. Columban I'. 0. 1751-11 TIARM FOR SALE.—For sale that very desirable X farm on the Mill Road, Tuokeramith, adj tieing ther village of Egmondville. it con -tains 97- aoree, nearly all cleared and in a zoed state of oultivatioe, and well underdradoed. There ia a aainfortable briok cottage and good barns, with race; cellar alai outbuildings. The buildings are situeted near the centre of the farm and on the Mill Roa.i. 11 is well watered, and plenty of soft water in the kitchen. It is conveniently sitaated for church arid seha and within a mile and a balf of Seaforth. Will be sold cheap and on else' terms of paynaent. Apply to the proprietor, ROBERT FANSON, Saaforth. 174841 -VARM IN HAY TOWNSHIP FOR SALE.—For X Isle, Lot 22, on the North Boundary of Hay Township. This farm contains 100 aorei, 85 aer s cleared, the rest good hardwood bosh. It is well un- derdrained and fenced. There la a good St01) house with a No. 1 cellar ;large bank barn ; i element shed; sheep house 70x75, with firet-claa- Waling and root cellar underneath; a good cache : 2 good wells and cistern. There is 12i acres of 1 1 wheat sowed on a rich fallow, well immured a acres seeded dawn reoently, the rest in good tape for crop. This is a No. 1 farm, well eitu Vett for markets, churches, schools, past office, etc., and will be sold reasonably. Apply on the premiees, or address ROBERT N. DOUGL AS,Biake,Ont.11308xit "VARM IN HIBBER.T FOR SALE,—Forale, Lot X 30, Concession 7; Ribbed, containing 100 acres; 90 acres cleared and 10 aeres of uneulled hard vteed bush. The faraa is all well feaced, all tile drateed and in a high state of eultivation. There is a laree two story brick house, with collar under weole house, with hard and soft water in no house There is a good bank barn with stone stablinit and cement floors, and other gaol outbuildines. Thera Is a large orobard of choice fruit trees and the farm is nicely planted with shade and cenamented tee'.. There ia plenty of water for stock in the barn teed stables. 11 19 within six miles of Seaforth and sevea of Dablin. This is one of the very best as well as best equipped farms in Perth or Huron and will be sold on casy terms as the proprietdr wants to retire. Apply on the premises or address Seaforth P. 0. JO HN MclIONN ELL 1713041 xlee ARM FOR SALE.—For sale, Lot 1, in tho Town- ship cf Tuckerecnith, Concession 3, 100 acres ref land, 95 aerea cleared, well un ferdrained. Splendid farm for grain or stook, well watered, a runnina spring the whole year rune through the farm. Also on the farm is a :splendid bank barn, ne tr y tie .v, which i3 60x54, with steno stabling underneath. Also frame hou3e 21x18, and kitchen 18x1e with good stone cellar, and two good wells. Thi; pro- perty is situated in a very desirable locality with splendiel gravel roads to market, on'y 31 miles to Seaforth. Alan a good dwelling house in Settee! te, situated on Coleman street, close to Victoria P -ark. This house is composed of 8 resents, well fini3hed, plenty of hard and soft water, and kitchen Date, with pantry and wash room attiched, and a gape woe:chilled. A good stab'e 24x18. All of thia prop ;rty must be sold as the underaigned is m eying to the United States. All particulars coneernine this property can be had by applyina at TUB EXPOSITOR Office or to the proprietoz, JAHE3 KEHOE, Sea- fortie. 175241 'DAME IN STANLEY FOR SALE —.For Rale, Let X 9 and th-3 west halt of Let 8, en the 12th cences- sion, or Brandon Line, ot St alley. This farm co 1 - tains 160 acres, all of whtch 19 cleared, except f acres. It is in a state of flret-olas3 ou'tivatian, w II fence 1 and all underdraeuedartostly with tile. T iere la a leave frame dwelling; hettee god as nee-, wit'. [clod alone fouaelation and cellar, large bulk bern with :tens stabling underneath, and numerous oth bull tines, inaluding a large pia hou tea Ter) geed archer& of choiee fruit, also nice ehecie and orna- mental trees. There are two ep creek,: running through the farm, and plenty of eoed water all the year round without ptimping. 11 19 well situated for markeae, ohurehea, sehoo s, poet offi te, etc , and geed gravel roa Is heading from it in all directions. It is within view of Lake Huron, ant the beats cal be Been Patbirtag up and down from the home. Thie. is one of the best equipped harms in the cauety, aryl will be tiold on oesy terms, as the proprietor want' to retire on account of ill health. Apply on the premie sea, or address Blake P. O. JOHN DUNN. 1734.0 tiok's Cotton Root Compound s successfully used monthly by over .000Ladiee. Safe, effectual. Ladies ask your druggist for Cook's Cotton Root -Com- pound. Take no other, as all Mixtures, pills and imitationaare dangerous. Price, No. 1, $1 per box e No. 2,10 degrees stronger, $8 per box. No. 1 or 2, mailed on receipt of price and two 8 -cent stamps. The Cook Company Windsor, Ont. raeaeNoa. 1 and 2 sold and recommended by all responsible Druggists in Canada. a -ea ire seat irth by Wee. WEeen, 3. 9.1%acrts and L V. Fame d:uggiste. YilU CAN MAKE MONEY 94 STOCKS WITH OUR INFORMATIA. Foteu les are itride ani lost deity ie buyaee atel seln la Rahway shoelta Thee aro Lott beeatiee the toser d et not know toe condition of tee roarket, ant tte y are 'mete bt!..0 the see:tie:sell spe haters are ievatiably furniehad with' y.aluaele ataa.• infortnation. Nimetentas of the millienalree an 1 weal, he inea of Ainertee to -day have start. 1 a fort ene's fare- dat car wkh litMt at tnetea. an 1 hive eaaeritai are I th,e'r we tith by receivate r.ti she peinte-e. Itts.de inform ttion u the cendition 0' th niarke is being received by us daily and will ht wire 1 t if you d •teira to no a sacceseful s -e-euletot 3,1,1 to make a fortune quickly. Write ue. Rsilway Stook Information Bureau, 66 Oh urch S Gree t, Tore tite. 1781-28 Look Ahead. The young man and woman who would suc- ceed in business, will pre- pare themselves for beei- nese. A course in one of the Felerated Butineee Colleges is a sure way to reach this suceese. Colleses in Lon- don, Toronto, Hamilton, Ottawa, Sarnia, Berlin, Gait, Guelph, St. Catharines. For general information, write to the FOREST CITY BUSINESS COLLEGE, Y. M. C. A. Building, London, dia. 176'.-25 J. W. WESTERVELT, Prin. SEAFQRTH DYE WORKS Ladies and gentlemen, thanking you all for peat patronage and now that a new seasen bi at hand wish to let you know thet I am atilt in the hueinees, ready to do my best to give you every satisfacti en In doing your work in the line of cleaning and dyeing gentlemen's and ladies` clothina, done withoat being rippelas well as to have them ripped. Al! wool goods guaranteed to give good satisfaction on stmt. est notice. Shawls, curtaine, eto , at moderate prices Pim° do not fan to give ma a call. Butter and egga taken in exchange for work. FEENIY NICHOL, opposite the Laundry, north Main aareet 16914f PRANKS OF SOLDIERS INCIDENTS. THAT LENT VARIETY TO THE LIFE OF THE FIGHTERS. Tirane During the -War Between. the States When Discipline Was For- - gotten and the GeneralFound I Wise to Ignore theAract. "Discipline didn't count," said the ser- geant, "in the -matter of pranks. There were not better soldiers in the army than the boys of the Eighty-fifth Illinois, and none yielded more readily to discipline or ripened more rapidly in. the rough school of experience. But the men of the Eighty- fifth were, after Stone River, Chickamau- ga, Kenesaw, Peach PreCreek, Atlanta and the march to the sea, as much given to pranks as -they were in. their first match. in Kentucky in the summer of 1862. We arrived at Riehmond on the long march from the Carolinas early in May, 1865. Our brigade was made up of seasoned soldiers, if there were any in the army, but they came north in the belief that General Halleck or Secretary Stan- ton'had put a slight on. General Sherman, anct they were looking for trouble. "The march from North Carolina after the surrender of Johnston. had been a sort of picnic for the boys, but discipline was as strict as it was in front of Atlan- ta,- and it was needed when we came to Richmond. Halleek, then. in command of the departnaant of the James, direeted that Sherman' n army pass in review be- fore him as it marched through Rich- mond. Sherman forbade the review, and Halleck refused to permit any of Sher- tuan's men to enter the city. Ex -Con- federates and citizens came and went at will, but when Sherman's men attempted to visit the city they were met at the pon- toou bridge by a provost guard and turn- ed -back; _ "Sherman's men resented all this, and they were furious over the intimation that they.were kept out of the city in the interests of good order and because they could not be trusted. •The boys talked only among themselves and organized to carry out a plan to see the city. One day a large crowd of unarmed soldiers assembled at the south end of the bridge and at a given signal rushed upon the guards, pushing many of them into the river and overwhelming the _others by, sheer weight of numbers. In short, Sher- tnaWs men, acting without orders and without officers, seized' the bridge and held it while the boys went over and looked about the fallen Confederate capi- 'tel. So far as I know, Halleck Made no complaint Of this - irregular proceeding, and Sherman did not -.notice it. "After the grand review at Washington the Eighty-fifth Illinois, with the other regiments of the brigade, went into camp near the Soldiers'. home, and the men were permitted to roam at will over the city. One morning s-ome of the boys dis- covered a soldier at Fort Slemmor walk - hag up and down. in front of an officer's tent carrying a log on his shoulder. One of the boys was sent over to investigate, and when he reported that the soldier at the fort was carrying the log as punish -i ment for a very -trivial offense the men decided to interfere. They went in force, but without arms, -over to the fort, took charge, dismissed- the log carrier to his quarters and jovially in.formed the officer in command that the punishment was contrary to the regulations and Sher - man's men didn't want him to let it oc- cur again. "At the close of the interview -they pick- ed up the log and brought it at_the head of an orderly column into our camp. At the beginning of the war such a proceed- ing would have thrown army headquar- ters into a,panic. tut then the war was over, and Sherman's men were in great favor, and the case was not even report- ed." e "I remember a case," said the major, "in which soldiers who came to frolic re- mained to work. One night our brigade camped at Tullahoma, and a fire called the meii to'kthe crossing of the principal streets. The boys were at first greatly amused at thelefforts made by home tal- ent to put out the fire and were free with the most absurd suggestions. But when the matter became serious and the few citizens were bewildered and helpless the . soldiers fell into renks, org nized quickly a dozen. fire brigades and, u icier the direc- tion of men who had foug t big fires at home, worked half dine night to save the property of their eneffles. They checked and after a time mastered the fire, but from first to last they bore themselves like soldiers on a frolic, exeept that they made a busin ss of putting out the fire. "That sem brigade after the terrific battle of Jan. 2, 1863; at Stone river, re- turned frone the last c arge against Breckinridge's corps to th ir bivouac of the morning to find Negle 's men carry- ing off the rails out of w ich they had -built rude . shelters the iglat before. Palmer's men hurriedly sta ked arms and by common impulse surrou ded, at a full run, the rail experts of the oth r division. Both divisions had participated in the charge, and had marched back in the dusk of evening with thethattle spirit on them. Palmer's men came; on the scene at the swinging, exultant st6p of victory, marching like regiments on review. But _no sooner did they see Neglers men carrying off their rails than they dropped the soldier and bore down on the raiders like football players, in a rush. The movement was Bo spontaneous and the nurabers were so great that Negley's men were overwhelmed, and Palmer's men carried back the rails frolicking like mad. "The scene :was as tumultuous as a hundred football struggles compressed in- to one and the uproar was terrific. Neg-; ley's men were forming for a counter rush when, Generals Palmer and Negley came on the scene, the one bareheaded and the other disheveled. Negley com- plained jocularly that it was a pretty howdy do when he couldn't confiscate rails enough to shelter his !headquarters from the rain without Palmer turning out froth 5,000 to 10,000 men"to prevent the confiscation. Palmer rephe that he had no rails himself to lend, ut his men ralght have if they were a sproached In the right way, but, by tlij great horn spoon, nobody could steal the rails Which his men had stolen with infinite tronble two days before. In this sp rit the affair was settled, each general ordering his mea to quarters if they coyl find thela." sot /Danger In File • There can be little doubt ti at infectiees of various kinds may be ore or less readily conveyed by flies. Wherever they alight they must brin with them traces of the objvtionable matter they may have been assisting to -emove. The window open for fresi air may admit flies which have come raig t from some fever stricken dwelling. It Pays to Be Anti ble. "What do you do," asked the. one who bad been married only a few months, "when your husband comes home late at night?" "I pretend not to notice that ke Isn't en time, and pretty soon he asks me it I wouldn't like to go to the theeter or same - where tomorrow afternoon." - THE GF1EAT DISMAL SWAMP. A Region Strange and interesting, Weird and Solitary. 'the Great Dismal swamp is a region strenge and interesting, weird and soli- tary. It occupies a billowy plain sone 40 miles in length by 25 miles in breadth along the Atlantic seaboard, extending from Suffolk, Va., in a southerly dire& toe, well into the bounds of North Caro- ! line. Its deep shades, aTeat stretches of darrIke And its solitude make it a region of nterest. To the naturalist and sports- man it has much to offer. In its silent fastnesses the black bear finals at home admirably adapted to his protecti n and in ,every way favorable to his in rease. Here amid the dense growth of +der- brOsh and timber he may live i com- • parative safety, and there is perh ps no locality in the whole eastern nited States of like extent which can ffer -a lar er bear population than this great mo .ass. The white tailed deer is Ise an. abundant denizen of the swam , fre- quenting the elevated parts. In addition to the deer and bears there Is a big game feature of a rather u usual nature. The swamp Abounds in wild cows. These animals, of a -brown color and somewhat smaller than. the oi inaty cow, having for many years been under the peculiar conditions of the swa al p, un- til they are almost completely spec', lized, are extremely wild. They are fe alized from the herds of the farms adja nnt to the swamp, and arethe descendants of cattle which many years back wa dered into the fastnesses. and were lost t their owners, finally becoming wild. Be ng no longer recognized as property the ports man. may call game all that he ma have • the prowess to shoot. Lake Drummond, some ten mile from Suffolk, Va., is the only great 15 dy of water in the swamp. It is a be utiful sheet on- water, of an oval conto r and fringed 'with a heavy growth of 1imber, nsostly Cypress, white cedar and black guru. 16 water is of a dark color owing to the decaying vegetation of thle sur- rounding country, but is suitahle to drink, and possesses the quality of re -- ambling pure longer than most other water. For this reason it is orte car - lied to sea by sailors on long voyag The characteristic 'mammalian fauna is of a semitropical nature as regar s the smaller forms, while there are many tropical plants. Of birds there a •e• not many kinds, •prothonotary, hoode and Swainson's warblers and the Ma -yland yellowthroat being the principal ses eller. forms. The trees, some of whish are primeval, are large --and beautiful, while there is a luxuriant growth of- fer s and aquatic plants. Cane grows in prefu- sion CULINARY CAPERS. A round of broiled Hamburg stea with a crisp slice of delicate bacon on top is delicious. Stock intended for clear soup mist be skimmed as it boils and as long s the scum. continues to rise. A layer of sliced onions placed on be top of a roast of beef and allowed ts cook there Win give a delicious flavor o the meat, while their distinctive flay r will not be notieeable. Minced or stewed potatoes or an prep- aration of that sort should never Ie stir- red with an iron spoon, as it is in many kitchens. A. plated silver fork k pt ;for the purpose or a wooden salad ork is much better. Cream vegetable soups should ac- companied with squares of toasted 'bread; oyster and clam soups with pickl s and crackers. Croutons should be serve with purees; with gumbo boiled rice is he c- conrpaniment. Cauliflower should be placed hea do xi In cold, salted water for 10 or 15 mu es before cooking, to draw out insec s. In boiling, slightly salted water sho ld be used, and the head should be la ed. downward in the kettle. Plea For Single Beds. Tvve in a bed is the usual cus of om sleeping, in the United States at least, and also in Canada and England; but in Germany and France single beds are he ul rale. The latter plaa is more health and comfortable. It is gradually coral into use in this country. Single beds volve• more linen, more work in maki beds, and more srasfling, but I ne knew a family to return to the old pl after once giving single beds n fair -tri Especially in summer is the single bed be preferred, or even sleeping on t floor, to two in- a bed. Many families dare they never knew what comfort during • thee aummer nights • until th adopted the single beds. I might add 'word of protest againet allowing bab or young children to sleep with old p ple. The latter certainly draw upon t vitality of the former. This ireprolaa true as between any bedfellows one whom is sickly or less strong than t other. Consumption and other dies have often been communicated frem o bedfellow' to another. An Antidote to Poison Ivy. In additio.i to the aids of the druggis lotion, nature is said to have provided most efficent remedy for poison ivy p seeing -in the shape of the widely spre d flower known as "spotted touchmeno or Impatiens fulva. It is also called t "jewel weed" and'is abundant in the w ter courses during June and July, wh the Rhus toxicodendron and the Rhus nenata are most poisonous. The color the flower of "spotted touchmenot" Is deep orange, and the spots are of a re dish brown. The lip forms a sack n much unlike the moccasin flower, and ends in a curved spur. The seed po burst if slightly touched and scatter ti seeds all around. To this -peculiar pro erty the plant owes Its common nem It is also called "non me tangere" a "rey toachez pas." The remedy is a plied by expressing the juices of the pia and applying it to the skin which h been poisoned. 1, n- er s 1. tin e- a es o- ly • s' a RAIN. ita patient rain at early sinless r dawn; the long, lone autumn drip; the damp, meet • hush Of springtime, when the glintin drops seem gone fnto the first notes of the hidde thrush; . The solemn, dreary be t Of winter rain and ale t; The mad, sweet, passionate calli g of the showers To the unblossomed ho rs; The driving, restless, midnight siveep of rain; The fitful sobbing and the snail° !again Of spring's childhood; the fieroe,1 unpitying pour Of low hung leaden clouds; the evermore Prophetic beauty of the sunset s orm, Transfigured into color and to f rm. Across the sky. 0 wondrous ch ging rainl Changeful and full of temper as man'e life; Impetuous, fierce, unpitying, kind again, • Prophetic, beauteous, soothing, ull of trife; Through- all thy changing passio s hear not yrs Th' eternal note of the unchang g sea. • —Laura Spenoer Por oi in Atlantic. A CHIEF DISPAT One Railroad Official;V•ho Has All Work and No Ilay. { The chief train dispatchr "handles the power," distributes the cas to the vari- ous statioese decides what freight trains shall be run and is in im4tedlate charge of the countless details thit arise in the operation of trains. The duties of the superintendent and the tniinmaster keep them. away from the office about half the time, traveling up and own the line, stopping Overnight at imp rtant stations and terminals. The chle dispatcher is always at headquarters an is the men of details. He is assisted b a "trick dis- patcher" for each dispat hing district Like the sentinels at Glbr ltar, the three trick dispatchers never le ve _their poet unguarded. It may happen for a few, Minutes sonae Sunday night that there is not a train running, "not a wheel a-eurnin on the division," as the men say, but there sits the dispatcher, he ever ready representative of the offici I staff, the in- carnation of alert administ ation. Where business is heavy and the -management is progressive there is a night chief also, who thus renders the position; of chief dispatcher uninterrupted. These chiefs work 12 ho rs each, as the nervous tension is less t an that of a trick dispatcher, who is "glued to the train wire" his entire tou . In the eh, sence of a night chief the details are look- ed after by the trick dis etcher, whost0 work becomes much moite responsible. The. chief in such a case usually comes down after supper and naps out the night work and sometimes reeks in later with instructions on the tri4in wire, which is "cut le." at his room. The railroad man is seld m entirely out of touch with his work. The -telegraph sounder lulls the tired chief to rest and wakes him in the morning. So trained Is his ear that if wanted at night the dis- patcher has to "sdund" t o private call on the wire only a few t. es to elicit a response from the sleep1iig chief. On Sundays the chief is on hand most of the day_ in obedience to the unwritten rall. road commandment, "Six days shalt thou labor, and the seventh cone down to the office and catch up." In most occupa- tions "all work and no- pl y makes Jack a dull boy," but in rani° ding it makes him a bright boy, so stimu ating and fas- cinating is the excitement of the work.. • Rise of the Mustache. The custom of wearing mustaches did not prevail in France unt 1 the reign of Louis Philippe, when it becami obliges tory in the whole French rray. IiEug. land the mustache was wens by Vassar* afterethe peace of 1815, end it w.# not until the close of the Crimean war that English civilians as welt as English sol- diers in general wore hair ,on the Hp. Shortly after the mustache came into favor among gentlemen Horace Mayhew was passing through an English country town, and was immediately noted and followed by a small army of children, who pointed to his Hp and called out des risively: "He's got whiskers under his mut! He's got whiskers under his snout!" For a long time the mustache was the subject of raillery, even after it was be.' coming common, and the famous carica- turist, Leech, printed in Punch a picture of two old fashioned women who, when they were spoken to by bearded railway, guards, fell on their knees and cried outs "Take all we have, gentlemen, but spare our lives!" A Difference. "Sir," he said to the manager of the store, "I want to warn. you against that clerk at the ribbon. counter. I under- stand he has a wife in the east and left her on account of his bad habits, and 14s character, sir, his character"— The visitor became emphatic and ex- cited. "I beg your pardon," interrupted the manager. "You were saying something about his character." "Well, sir, they say"— "Ah, quite a difference, my dear air; Quito a difference. My friend, such peo- ple as you may establish a reputation for a man, but you can't touch his character. A man's character Is what he is; his reps utation is what people say he is. Good day, sir." And the young man at the ribbon count- er just kept on working and didn't feel a breeze. 11 Instructed as to His Duties. • A young clerk in a wholesale house bas been spending. a large portiou of hie eal- 11 ary for the last few days buying clgare for friends who aro "on" to a joke that a was perpetrated on hith. His employer engaged a new boy, and as soon as the boy came to the establishment he was in- t it structed in his duties by our friend, who . had been. promoted to the position of as- s• • sistant bookkeeper and given a small of - i flee by himself. About an hour after the , boy started in the "boss': came around and, seeing him working, asked: "Has the assistant bookkeeper told you what to do?" t - les, sir," was the prompt reply; told mo to wake him up when I saw coming around."--sielbany Journal. Ilia Pass. A ticket collector on a railway g t leave to go and get married and Vi7 given a pees over the line. On the wa back he showed to the new collector h a marriage certificate by mistake for 11 a pass. He studied it carefully, and th said, "Eh, mon, you've got a ticket for lang, wearisome jouriaey, but no on th Caledonian railway." The Prescripiton. Doctor—There's nothing serious t matter svitt Michael, Mrs. Muldoon. think a little soap and water will do hin as much good as anything. Mrs. Muldoon—Yis, (lector, an will 0 give.it t' him befoor or afther his.males —Glasgow 'Times. • He Drew the Line. "flold on, there!" called Charon to th lia!ff arrival at the ferry over the Styx "You wait until the next trip, and I'l take Fon over alone." "Why this distinction?" inquired on of the spirit passengers. "Oh, he's one of those fools that roc • the boat and I didn't want to spoil th le% ref Out 'NO .of reu,q, "ho you -A Jndielal Mistake. "'Cordia t' th' statoots," began Judge Wayback as he stood up, "I'll hev t' giv' y' ten yeses t' th' pennytenchury." "But," exclaimed the lawyer for the de- fendant jumping to his feet, "there are extenua tin g circu instances." "They is?" cried the judge In alarm: "Et I thought thet, durned if I wouldn't giv"im 15 years,' A man may become great by accident, hat he never has genuine wisdom and goodness thrust 'spell hina.—Ohleago News. Country people come to town to "trade." Town people visit the stores to "shop."— A tchitnn tnebee__ Profession.. "Do you consider acting it profession?" said the young vromau who asks very di- rect questions. "Yes," answered Mr. Stormington Barnes; "at all eveants it raust be ad- mitted that there are a great many more people professing to thaa actually aetina."- • POOR COPY THE BRIDEGROOM- WAS LATE., Why He Arrived Tonsled and Coe:- ered With Cobwebs. "One ef the molst. enaberatesines 141 t1:1 . tions I ever saw," :remarked a gentleman at one of the hotels,. "was at it big wed- ding celebration at one of the huge churches in a southern city several pans . ago. It was the event, socially, of the season, and the church was ailed e ith : heiles end beaus. The bride and bri le- groom were among the most Pepulnr or . ; the social set. The young lade was the very essence of grace in all things. But the man who had won her was 'lone of the ' most awkward sacimens of baninnity I . had ever seen. He was simplOmilt that way. Ile looked it. He walked more like a camel than any human being I have ever seen. He was the klud of fel- low, too, who -Was always blundering -ex- cept in business. In business he was as keen as they made them, and enmeg,. the,. a older men in the commercial community he was held up as it splendid example i of the youug manhood of the tireei "But, getting back to the -wedding, the , wise, whispering folk wha.generally look after such things had arranged for the -' affair in the most popular chaech of the - • . city, and in spite of lis -protesta they had made it a trifle more elaborate than he ' • had even expected. They had arranged for 'the bride and a number of attendants to approach the. altar from the front part of the church, and 7:30 was the time ex- actly eshen the meeting between bride and bridegroom should take place at the altar. - "The bridegroom was to come from the back of the church.- The organ thundered. forth the usual strains, and the pretty bride walked down the aisle toward the altar with the attendants. They reached the altar. It was 7:30 p. m., en the last- . I tick :of the half hour. The bridegroom was 'not there. All eyes turned to the door through which be was to enter. But it never opened, and the seconds seemed to lengthen into centuries. It was -awful. ` The bride's face- flushed, and she was rapidly weakening under the trying„wait. ' "Five minutes nearly had 'passed, when the door was flung open and the embar- rassed bridegroom entered.iis face, too, i was flushed, his hair was teaseled and disarranged, his gloves and shirt front were soiled, and, in fact, hei was literally covered with cobwebs and dust. But be bad the smile of victory on- his face when be broke through the door, and, every- body seemed to be almost ih a humor to Ipplaud. 4!..1.fter the ceremony he explained why it was that he did not arrive on time.. The yard behind the church was not well lightte p10 ced one of swum, letirry walke could undo hadn count( which he ru. "Sa 'cross ray Cr "Ye you," "W in his "W "An eye can t into ti an ta a key "0 "Ye lets e an Ma Jimns away bare." "No ponies going you'd enu One na Le Cent' ences crop 0 of th ando cause lowly where. ed hit quaint most 1 ulated every! except place sides r the rk ugly 1 \1_z1y 1. tit one po veer 1101 . A huge organ box had been up close to the church, and it was the boxes with a folding door that on hinges. In his excitement and he had opened this door and had into the organ box, and before he set his bearings he had managed to 11 the little tidy arrangements he ade for the occasion, and this ac - 1 for the dust and the cobwebs clung to his hair and clothing when hed intn the church. Kinder Than His Pop. , pop, you knew Mr. Johnson the street?" asked 8 -year-old Tom- ; know him 'most as well as I do eplied the elder Cross.. 11, he's got four beauteous ,ponies barn." 11?" you know Jimmy PlaceR" If my's awful smart. He days you ke a bunch of beeswax an push it e keyhole of the lock in the barn e away the hole, so's you can. make hat will fit it, see?" is that so?" . An Jimmy's father makes but- t of lead, an. he can take the lead e a key, an what do you expect?" 11, .with an enterprising lad like I should think that after taking e hole he'd go back and get the e; bua he's: going to take out the some tlark night, an, say, pop, he's tgive me one. That' tnoreihan o for nee." 1 Guess it is." 11 I C ?r.j'e • A Dig at the Daisy. _ of my greatest mistakes, says Ane Merritt, the artist, telling in The y of her first gardening experi- n England, was to raise a large daisies. '1'his flower is the badge women's college at Cheltenham Lady Margaret hall, 0x -ford, be- t, always turns to the light and is ande modest. yet flourishes every - 1 am convineed that these learn- ies net er had any prrictieal AC - nee wilh that Sower. It is the whirlwind, grasping, selfish, ill rog- littlo piata that eaiets. It takes ling it (-011 got anti gives - net it•teg its little spot if a-lieti• in some whore it is net W:1:11 eti. It pro- () foto] for itoaet or lee,. it dee: rays taiestent, grese. 011.1 • ettie aetoy 114 :11,it (If cl1/11 er eee neve it ttecelseity Seetit un - 11 ies to die it up. v. -hon resistvi:to i 11::.!!:1 -!:ed. I do ek it nt rIl n gee i tchiern. A itz:s".eni ClueJ. Os :1 ( ft; be( :1". • tho',.: • ht t. • 1:' ; - t, -:11!..t• 1.1 ht, 1 1: III". •.1.. 1 r itt :n.•), d llion=: 1 y r.1.: 1.1 :n 2 ti vette iustead evhieh :luee f , • v'f+ ;1 Goderich street, Seaforth, opposite the Methodistt church. 900 DROPS If 11. tf, kregettAblePreparationforAs- Militating Wood attrilleguta- I thig the..Stomarhs antiElowels of I 1.901 SEE THAT THE FAC -SIMILE SIGNATURE --0E-- Pxomoiesioii,CheerruI- iis ficiffest.dontains neither Qpium,Norp1iine nor Tfoleral, OT NAite °Tie. • • • 2itegyaralgiltrrilM17221=E?? ttiSe- rJ y •Aim Jetf firpermmt - Br Gaioriarntrala, • 1,71N fifiriorre,1415 - A perfect R-tfriedy for Constipa- tion, Sour Stomah,Diarrhoea, Worms ,Convulsions ,Feverish- 11C5S and LOSS OF SLEEP. 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Canada's greatest School of Shorthand and Busi- ,T2segbA yet aepr ns tr sTi ElOgfR:MRE.OPENED TUESDAY, SEPT. 3. suecessful work is our record. year the most auccessful in the history of I cur S4oho?uool. r pupils secured good positions du:ing the 12 months ending June 80, 1901. Results are the grand beet to apply to the work of any &drool. ; If 1, terested, write for the handsomest eat tiogUe L issued by any Bueiness College on the ooatinent, and for a list of where these 304 pupile were placed. Within the past few days we have received three 1 cane to Bupply conenercial teachers for other celleges, besides several male I om businete houses f:9-Trie aegradheuipaiaa of this school are not to be found anywhete seeking fpcsitions in vain. It will pay the intending student to keep this point in view. We pay the railway fare up to $8 to students from I a doll:4114watt o. board at $2.60 per week for gents and $2 for ladiesy*ou have not seen our catalogue you are not yet familiar with the best Canada has to offer in the line of Business or Shorthand Paining. Write fora. hicLACHLAN & CO., Chatham, Ont. 1764 1 CENTRAL !Hardware (Store, CEMENTS We have it stock on hand of "Beaver" Portland Cements and Thoroid Hy- , draulic Cements. The best goods at the lowest price. Give us a call. MEXICAN" FLY EXTERMIFATOR. We have a stock of fine oil foi-lproying cattle. Don't let your animals staffer. ELASTIC CARBON ROOF PAINT. The only paint suitable for iron roofs ; will stop a leak and good for years. I Call and get prices. MONEY TO LOAN Murdie HARDWARE, Counter's Old Stand. Seaforth Money To Loan. , The Tosenebip of Tunkersmith has about IMMO 1 Township Funds to loan at current rates of faiefeft on first mortgage on farm property. Apply to tile Money tc loan at si per sent on good farm sewer. , Reeve or Treaaturer. H. H0RTO.S1, Reeve, Heasell Ity. Apply to JAILL. KILLOP.AN/ • Barrister Sea : P. 0• • G. N. TURNIat, Treasurer, Oilmen ia 0 forth. 1712.61 lattett lielme,' .. v• li.pliles i xtafr tbau: Peellit tt IgewPs, tgetlier* Ott lati,a 1ooasoil ply of PI the extela lige Val -*hick do rirtoute bind- Ira wag ll'ee. illioe6Me Iv to Srew pround o ineatIns, the gon- and rests sprinil ' *re *0 oast • thr -east dep ottglity la and Well . the root$. vow. twi haphazar water et) Irear,,aud Is advantl lin liable witil fra :gathered:, Grass orohards tend . to soil and ateoessA land su big uncle cow peas Mile to t •deficient *fly this• i tood • the, lbardwoo go hUsh.- -, --!, ' am. f in 7 SOD" 1Ca14 Is 0 tors In i Ily is thIS statea, wl burning 1, OultIvatlo try the 1 101Fra te I the grou trunks. amble lat because brancheu. idillioulty itortheas 111. Wau0 lilts latell riorth as tine, whe trees wier fame, prul seven It •'-`- Sun sa, land petal 'most •any justrntion Otte Red Fryland this, w ag for se hoy ratio One can Fel gist-et/1y Over tbe early its iprotectinl !Oen, stril Wt the si :farts shA 'Nome sort !best trea1 is. tes eve SiMbUT littnink Sra tom Oacterlal Valise Iti bark, an crack tb 'mat anJ lloubtl•esi =ore than Inal ,lextenstO illscusseti r "Agrien, litaore cej,j lef a lovl tnore of - ler farm Iktitrwled, teal mii the sur farm h kept -4s • the hou- lenient eultural: 7rerslite turitat Pattlal Gr mor fortlidedl Ares anl •aucteslif —There gate xeceil Maks year. drop -are Friday en Anne,rican of the vief Wafl end paid Put i