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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1901-08-02, Page 724 1901 ted 0. field of wh tel it until it vett when beets are •tant and costly et,. :Tithe. In the firee e much more thor- deeper, aud neve. an for any .0eaee met be soon with tbey come up, the nt to give roorn foe that requires the d back during the- Weeds- must elk. •verance, and culti- ay until. the /eaves. ; the ground. AU said care and ee. :Ids are large. Tee. hie own family to mit hire boye ante en to help with the In short, it ie aod of farming thaw. thia country ; e- )ughly and profit - sett more bueinese ,he-farrner. BLit it ets per acre their te are correspond- imon aa the Fee this great, ed. re than anxious to- - Ray City fectory ornraon with out the country,. see sole, duay I country and et raising, showing done, making eon - watching the 7ing his adviceand- ible. At the time he beets were just ind the great flat eh spreading green- rple of farm wealth ther placee in the ie crops of variont- - to three acres to ieete. Every acre yield from, 12ne value per ton as ug to the richnese ty that the yield is - hat the farmer re- iee far his produet, • seee per acre, very ✓ farm crop would -Beet Sugar Indus- - Stannard Baker,. ly Review - of Re - A WEEK kilel for Years —Dodd's Kid - blade a New lim. -9 —(Speciali—Jose eason of his won - as follows : ,driey Disease for two yearn I bad a week off` work. id forced to walk. ost all my energy of medicines that for a while, I had a Dodclai Kidney te that resembled- iich made ma ea .td, After teking That war ecom men d Dodd's lifer with Kidney ind0111- from a good farn- nee he must haste shop, selecting a I think take e of good etrong boy in your class, . I would like ered Bobby, mods that I mustn't, r, what did your hes in brandy we* let he very mu* which they were' - Yeas givenor, I death, and. here 1 I've braved the nigh thirty years. Rating for home reds of poor, rag- • thoee at your hose children are- ef the door could, austriously trying public house, the umnious irishMIA 012 tick " said tee " If ye love rate most --your papa- Uharlie—" I lave Mother—" WhYe you. 1 thougha Gharlie—" Cant, heve te bad te* tr elab gettir!.81 e're getting a.h 1, reduced the tni- id yee five dol - .t any woman ta* ealized that, se and ninety -eight - message ta Mr. Ha was QUt ripiOyer —41 VAS, as I told yna CO on the door 00 of courses 1 $ ,E aloes -gate thera tun for his witty ie minister, tha hy he waeilt ate eplied ; " Wella 'of the hill and- ai me, arid the'', ar I thought / p• lessness. 't in wakeful nailierf.,r• :Irr vain to sleep anal an you Imagine the tight in Shia wail, worse And worse, im of Nervous Eir! be gradually and thv the upbuildirue Food. It cureairY terve cOrs and to- si ty at 1-iiEr rest- naedey mormag: ese at his usual - his toilet, Mll- e was induced ten fell asleep- from' itier avrey ahant' deceased had_se • which affeeteet - enfeebled fltkiDr• tweve'r, to over: risen with whiora, in a few days ars of ageagang known as Little' :other break Line Senace. AUGUST 2, 1901. -Why 'Commissions in the Imper- ial Service Often Go Begging. As one of the reaults of the South African ever, a number of Australian officers have of been Offered commissions in Imperial relatgiements. A few of these offers have been accepted, but hundreds have been declined. One reason of the refusals has, of oourse, been the heevy mess and other expenses in- eurred by officers,- in Soglish regiments—a matter to which Mr. Kipling and others !ewe often directed attention. Rat there is another difficulty, and this hes been set forth in, the Australian prees by an. officer who declined an Imperial com- mission. The poine that he makes is one that is liable to be overlooked. The colonial subaltern—perhaps a person ef mature years—jOins as junior subaltern inatead of the lai-of twenty or so. His pa- sition is intolerable. His ignorance of petty detail exposes him to the half -contemptuous pity of all ranke, while he is perpetually being "got at" hy the adjutant or the cap- tain for his mistekes. . - What is Life to You ? 'If you are a victim cf pile?, as ore person` in every 'four is, you suffer keenly from one of the most tor - taring ailments know n to nian.and may well wonder if life is really worth living. Certain relief and ulti- mate cure isaiwaiting you by means of Dr. Chase's Ointment. has never failed t; cure pike. Pain- lessly and taturally it allays the 'irliamcealion, heals the uleersand thoroughly cures the wretched die- taae.- Benefits of Planting Trees. -The Department of Education has been elistributing a book entitled " William Sil- vering's Surrender," which in an interesting Ivey tells of the henefite of tree planting, the best way to do it, and other interesting facts about forestry. The benefits derived from trees, briefly stitted, are : I. Trees protect from fierce and damn- s.= winds. '2. Trees are reservoirs -of moieture. 3. Treee make a humid or moist Climate. 4. Trees preserve the springs and" rivers. 6. Trees regulate the flowing of waters. 6, The presenee of treestends to prevent ,summer froc•ts. 7, Trees hinder hail formation. S. Trees ettract birds—the farmenee ariendst 9. Trees give shade end protection. 10. Trees become a source of coueidera e 'wealth. f 11. Trees about a farm make it ho like. 0 It ia to be hoped that the efforts that-, re being made to encourage the plantin of trees will boar abundant fruit, and th t e resulta may be apparent, in a feee e rs, throughout the province. • . ;Poison's Nerviline Cures Rheumatism. The remarkable strength and marvellous soothing power of Nerviline renders it quite infallible in rheumatism. Five times steong- er thee any other remedy, its penetrating prower enables it to reach the source of the pain and drive out dises.se. Nerviline is stronger, mire penetrating, more highly pain-sabduing in its action than any other medicine heretofore devised for the cure of rheu m Sold in large 25 cent bot- tles by Fear, the druggist, Seaforth. A -Temperance Lesson. A ca•valryman lead for the second time re- turned to the barracks in an intoxicated condition, Hie comrades Haw a chance the second time to give him a little lesson. He had gone to bed and thrust his bare foot out from under his blanket ; and they fastened one of his opure on his naked heel. The trooper lay in a heavy end inotionlese sleep for a long time. At last he stirred, changed hisposition and dug the spur into the other leg. " Oh ! Help ! Murder !" he shouted. Then he started up, struck a light, and looked at, the spur fastened on hia bare " Well," he said, if that doeen't make me out a helpless idiot 1 When I took off my boots last night I forgot to take off one of my spurs. I will never drink a drop again." • To Cure a, Cold in One Day. Take Laxative Bromo Qi.Anine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to ()tire. 25c. E. W. Grove's signature (in on eaoh box. • Lord Bless and .Pity Us. There is another good story being told of the Rev. John McNeill's experimmes in the far north on a recent evangelical trip. In bourse of a service he invited the congrega- tion to join in singing the 26th Hymn. 'The precentor looked up from the letter in," and ;add, " We dinne eing hymns here." " Oh," said Mr. McNeil, " then we will sing' the 43rd Peraphrase." Again the precentor intervened with the remark, " We dinna, sing Paraphrases here 1" " Very well, then," said the reverend gentleman, " let us sing Lord bless and pity us 1' " • Warts Ain't Pretty. Why doyou hang on - to yours ? Don't knownehow to cure them ? why, Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor does the work in short order7-you just try it. Guess your druggist has it all right—ask him. • Her Mouth. It is said that a certain Englieh portrait vaiater has almost as great a reputation for igking as for talking likenessee. One even - lig he was speaking of a beautiful young girl whose portrait he had just finiehed. Her features are exquisitely moulded, I have heard," said a friend who had neither eeen the portrait nor its original. " Beautiful forehead and eyes," returned the amain eoncisely, " handeome nose, fine chin, mouth like an elephant's." "Mouth like an elephant's," echoed his friend in diems,y. " What a terrible min - fortune ! Do you mean tha.t it is so enorm- ous and—whet do you mean ?" " Only that it is filled with superb ivory, madam, returned the artist, with his usual gravity. THAT aching head can he instantly relieved by takinz one of MILBURN'S STEKLING IlEA.DACLIE POWDERS. One powder, ba ; three for 10a, ten for 25o, • Wa,s No Respector of Persons. An Ottawa despatch says : " The Glazers, state and station are words unknown to the Dominion Police. " This was beautifully illustrated in Major's Hal Park, a few days ago, Hon, J. lerael Tarte, Minister of Public Works, who has power to order anything from the construction of a trans-oontinental canal to the euspension of a messenger for cigarette gawking, was ordered Qff the grass. He obeyed orders. " The dapper ladle ohampion of French Liberalism was taking a stroll along the ehady evenue of the Capital's faverite breathing spot. His stroll led him from the cinder path across the velvety Sword. " A Dominion police oonstable, on duty in the park, noticed the Ca,binet Minister's disregard of the Keep off the grass ' man- date. He promptly ordered Hon. Mr. Tarte back to the cinder path. " 'Do you know who I am ?' queried the latter considerably surprised at the recep. tian o'f ;etch an order, I am the Minister of Public) Works.' " The officer promptly replied that the rule made no allowance or words to that effect. He had his orders to execute, and thee° watt no alternative. Hon. Mr. Tarte eaw the logic oe tha ergument, and without 'further argument resumed hie walk along the path. " Queetioned by a bystander, the officer 1 ARE A SURE CURE FOR Nervousness, Sleeplessness, Ner- Arous Prcpstration, Loss of Epergy, „Brain Fag, Faint and Dizzy Spells, Loss of Memory, Melancholia, Listlessness, After Effects of La Grippe, Palpitation of the Heart, A nmia, General Debility, and all troubles arising from a run- down system. They will build you up, make rich red blood and give you vim and energy. Price; 50c. per box, or three boxes for $1.25, at drug- gists, or will be sent on receipt of price by The T. Mil-. burn Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont. stated that ae the rules applied to all classes, from •Cabinet Miniaters. to news- boys all classes must obey ; and obey taey wouid whee be was in iight." • - • . The Country Saw -Mill in Winter. ; THOMA.S GIBSON, WROXETER, 66 THE CANADIAN LUMBERMAN."'. ho ! for the count y saw mill With Its noise and lau,y thrOng • Where the steam roller about and the Saws rg out, In a cmcert all day long. . The elchlway cutside is LeiPed up high, And tre teams are .moving around ; be farmer m ill scurry and go' in a flurry, o room f)r his load eau be f ,und. He dumps all h's logs on the rollwayc Challis his n;rno on their ends, " what a scrawl," Such lettcra inditq and queer figit,ca write, The sawyer can't read tlaem at all. Scrim 2x4 scantling, 600 feet plank, And some battenr-, wants old farmer Lynch ; A dozen good braces he carefully tracer', And marks ail tho balance for inch, The boys In t"he bu-y as bees, Rou„,11 and ready, a good -heart ei. crew ! They work rcuod the saws with " cud" in their jaws, Andstay with it all the day through. Jaoloholds his hand on the lever ea Erni; B is eye on tt‘e cut keeuly gazer ; For I e kr owe there's no fun when the saw t pas to run, And evq. rything then gees to " blazee." And tail sawyer Jimmie, with rul,bers and socks, Hope round like a hen on a griddle ; He can dance you a jig; take a slab off so big; That the log is nigh out through tho Middle. And Gillespie cuts, up all 'the slabs into woad, And fine it clean out c f the 111111 ; He can edga to a dot. out out all the rot From an inch board ria to a eill. - And Tom ii -the fireman, so t,u ty and strong, His face how It prOuily does beam ; For his engine may puff, she'$ thro' it like stuff, With eixty•five pounds of dry steam, Oh, ;rive me the days in the old saw With its noise and busy; throng ; Where the steakn rolls about and th; saw sings out, So (dimity all day long. --• ANXIOUS MOTHERS fled DR. LOW'S WO= SYRUP the best medicine to expel worms. Children like lt—worma don't, • • Just Like a Woman. G-reening (shopping with his'wife)—"Here you a nice y is wearing the matter too common. is sometheng that will make dress." Mrs. Greening—" Oh, nobo that this season." Greening—" Well, what's with this piece ?" Mrs, Greening—" Oh, that's Everybody fs wearing ite" • Breakfasts and Lo A British physician asserte ple who live longest are tho breakfast the chief meal of th gevity. that the peo• e that make day. In the morning the stomach posseseecemore vigor than at any other time. New -a -days the people wh) are most subjecit to ills are those who gorge themselves lilt night, and tumble into bed soon after a hearty meal. or beast ; for sprains, cuts, bruise°, oillona lump, HAGYARD'S YELLOW OIL carrel all pain In man swellings, inflammation, rheumatism and 'neuralgia it is a specific. An -Open Hand. ; • An inveterate drunkard. once Asked a Quaker whether he knew ef a method whereby he could cure his d minant vice. " Friend," answered Broadbr m,-" it is as easy as keeping thy hand ope " How can that be ?" said he drunkard, " Every -man can keep hie head open, but as to abstaining from liquor, that's quite a different thing.' " I will tell thee, 'friend " ,quoth the Quaker, when thou haat gotten a Alass of gip in thy hand, and before thou &et raise the tempting glass to thy lips, open thy 'hand and keep it open. Then breakest. the glass, but thou breakest non the law of sobriety." • The Men Without 1Tickets. At a Liverpool street railway station re- cently, just as a train was about to go out, a. boy ran up to the ticket collector and tvhispered " Sir, there's two men travel- ling first, aad neither of them's got tickets." Off went the inspector a.nd searched all the first-class carriages through, but without avail ; all the passengers had aroper tickets. Seeing his informer standing inear the en• trance, he shouted : " Where's the tyro men withnut tickets ?" " On the engine, of couree" shouted the boy as he edgeil away. • REGULAR, ACTION of the bowels is necessary to health. LAXA-LIVER PILLS are the best oceas• tonal cathartic for family or general use. Price 26o. Any druggist. - A Husband's Devotion. " Why, dear, what is the matter with you ? Bad news from your'husba 4 ?" " Oh, worse than that. He writ sinTe that ir he is longing for me and kisses m Ipicturee every day.' " That's no reason for crying." I . " Yee, but I find I put mane 'S. photo -- graph in hie trunk in mistake for 1[1 -line." Considerate. eive thab " Don't you think you could mule without the use of profanity inquir- ed the person of refinement. " Yes," answered the coma' oatinan. " I reckon I could get along all rig t. Bet it would get , powerful lonesome for the mule." • A Physician's Prescription. The•fact was brought out at the Hamil- ton murder trial, in St. Paul, that Frank Hamilton, who is on trial for the urder of Leonard Day, was, some years ag sent to Colorado for lung trouble. A , hysician there recommended him to liv' out of doors, ride horseback and drin whiskey three times a day, Ile testified pon tlae stand that prior to that time h had not drank a drop of liquor. The co taut use of liquotafor two years or more le nfirmed him in the habit. He was dru on the night of the murder, and in that Condition engaged in a quarrel with Leonaird Day, which ended in the death of Day. Who is responsible for starting Frank Hatailton on -worldwide the d wnward career, until he is now under indict ent for murder in the first degree? Bette far had it been for Hamilton to have run t ie risk of_ death by tubersulosis than to ha e his future blackened by the suspic- iaonadof belsoto.d, even if he is a2quitted.—North • - A Lonely Man. It i recorded that a Scottish innkeeper once a ia of _the late Duke of Argylle:—" His Grace is in a verra difficult position what. ever. His pride, of intellect will not let him amociateevith men of his ain birth, and his pride of birth will no lee him essociate with men of his own"intellect." • Temptation Is Not Sin. One of -the great Puritan writers said : " The greatest of all temptations is to be without any,", What did he mean ? He meant that temptation is not a sinful thing, but it is a good ehing. It is the ingredient in your nature 'that you can least spare. Temptation is essential to a man beeomitig a man at all. If a man never tillers hie bicepte he requires no muscle in his arm. If a man never uses his moral nature he acquires no muscle. in the semi. • A Study of Drunks." Various eminent physicians of America have recorded their observatione and ex- periences at the New York Academy of Medicine in connection with alcohol and its effecte. Dr. Charles L. Dana based his ob- servations on the careful study of 350 cases of alcoholism at the Bellevue Hospital. The most frequent form of alcoholism was periodical dipsomania, and the next was' 'prieudo-dipsomaalia. "As a rule," said Dr. Dana, " the drunkard did not live more than 15 years, and it was seldom that the human organism could outlive more than 3,000 in- toxications." • A Hard Question. A street prea.Cher, who had been harangu- ing an audience in Hawick Market place, at 1 the close of his address invited all -anxious enquirers to state their religious difficulties, and he would have great pleasure in answer- ing them. There appeared to be only one perplexed mind among the listeners if gentleman •of well known sporting procliv- ities, who Wished the preecher to explain " by what means Samson ,catched the 300 foxes he set adrift among the Philistines' , corn, when it took the Duke of Buceleuch's hounds a haill day to catch one." • To Avoid Sleepiness. In a large busineas establishment, the other day the head of the firm was much annoyed by one of his clerke.going to elec.p. Waking him up, he demanded—" What do you mean, sir, by going to sleep at your desk in broad daylight ?" •" I beg a thous- and pardons," replied the clerk, " but my baby kept me awake•all last night, and I am dead tired." " Oh, well," replied the head of the. firm, unfeelbsgly, " you had better bring the child to besinees to-morrovv, so that younne.y keep awake during the day as well," • • A, Fatal Answer. The amart lawyer is always ietent upen getting at weitanesses in the character o, the priincipal and witnesses on the othet side. A. Congreffepan, ae a Washington paper relates, recently told the story of en. exploit of his own, when, as au attorney for the defendant„ !he was examining the com• plaine,nt in a certain case. His client, " Het" Wheelock, had gob into, a quarrel with one " Pat" MeDenalci over a 'dam trade. The quarrel had gone so far ehat Mr. lelcInniald had, made ap• plicatidn to a magistrate to have Wheeloc bound ever 'to keep thel peace, allegin that he had threatened :to do him bodil injury. i . VV he the ease ,was called, McDonal testi& to the circumstances under whic Wheel ek had threatened him. The crow examin tion began. . " No ,, Mr. McDonald," the lawyer.' stied " you Cetera that you are under the(feer o bodily arm." " I a , sorr." " Yo are even afraid for your life ?'' " I a , sorr." - : "Th n you freely admit that Het Wheel ook ca .whip you, Pat MeDonald ?" The trestion roused McDonald's " Irish ' instant y. " Het Wheelock khip me ? Nivver 1' he sho tad, " I kid whip him and any half dezen 1 ke him." " Th t. will do, Mr. McDonald," sai the att rney. The court was alreedy in roar, a d the lawyer rested the case withou further testimony or argument. The cas was die baled, for it was evident ' that Pa could not be under serious bodily fear of man whom, in his own opinion, he ha only to use one-seventh of his strength t whip. A It aclean and a Campbell. Whe Sir Archibald Campbell was Gov- ernor o New Brunewiok he chanced to mee an age, Highlander of the name of Maclean who ha. done brave soldiery service for hi countr and had bow himself well in MAD a fierce encounter. After his diecharge 13 had set led in the woods ;!" bet things ha not go e smoothly with him, and his circumr stances were quite straiteneen Anxious tis befrien I him His Excellehoy invited him to make h's home at Government House, where he omit find easy work to do in blackines boots a d shoes and such like little things'. The ol man was quite indignant, the hot bleed ounting to his cheeks : and, draw- ing hi self up to _his full height, he replied, with al the dignity of a lord, " Na, na, Sir —na, n A Maclean never blackit a boot for a C. mpbell." He preferred privation with i dependence on the farm to ease as a menial n a rich man's houde--a feeling that was a preciated by no one more wacmly than b the genial and kindhearted Gover- nor. • . If ou Wish To Talk Well. Man a girl, intelligent, educated, as our ideas g , is mortified by her lack of ease in conver anion. She finds other girlie inferior in actu 1 ability, ever ready in the shifting game e e call small talk, and is forced to the conclusion that shallowness le the passport to ;loci I favor. But she is mistaken ; she is gimp y in the condition of a nerdon levet. loaded ith gold coins when there is need for a li tle email change. Perh pa she is self conscious ; perhaps— let me hispee it—she is selfish,like the man who sa d— Oh, Robinson is such a' bore ! He's al aye talking about himself and his affairs, when I want to talk about' my -self and,m affairs." Ther is one great reason for this lack of conver ational power—in too many oases the art is n ver practised inside the home circle. No at empt at -pleasant converse is ever made s ve when visitors are present ; the various members of the family may gossip a little Or disoues purely personal affairs, but th y make no attempt at entertaining talk. In p int of fact, the art of conversation is _like a tune of tennis—one needs the quick- ness and dexterity of constant practice. In many usy households the only geueral with- ering o the family is at meal time --a time above 11 others when worry should be ban- idhed, if only for the sake of physical com- fort. 'et this is the very. time when the mother will complain of domestic worry, the father f iiiusiness cares, and the daughters \ of shin) y free e. All t is shou d be changed. ,Ie ought to be a ru e in all I ouselaolds that disagreeables are to e banished at meal times If com- plaints must be made, let them come at a proper time, but do not imperil your diger. VIOD by eating while 'you are in an irritated -e-ae esayannanititit2 THE HUROX EXPO and discontented frame of mind. Pleasant talk, relieved by an occasional laugh, will be more beneficial than pounds of pills. In the household there should nob only be an 1 avoidance cf unpleasant topics, but an at- tempt to find agreeable ones. Each member of the family should come to the table pre. pared to say something pleasant. There is one fact to note especially—the girl who wants topics of conversation must read the newspapers. There is no doube that newspapers and periorlicale are most useful in giving subjects. for general conver- sation. The information thus glean,ed is both timely and popular—just what one needs in society. 1 News Notas. —Captain William Gundry left Goderieh on Wednesday of last week, on his way to join the West African Mounted Coostabul- ary, upan which he has been appointed by the Bi itish Government, The local military cfficers of the 33rd Regiment presented him with an officer's .field timepiece, and the band and many citizens were at the early train to say farewell to the captain. — Hon. N. Clarke Wallace is again Grand Master of the Orange Order of British North America, but he was not re-elected by acclamation, Deputy Grand Master A. J. Armstrong, of St. John, New Brnnswick, was a candidate for the Grand Mastership, and wae only defeated after a hard fight. This is the fifteenth year in succession that Mr. Wallace has been elected to the highest position in the gift of his brother Orangemen. — Some time ago James Robinson, of Col- lingwood, wrote to Andrew Carnegie, ask- ing that a doeation be made towards a pub- lic library. He did not hear from the American millionaire, and gave it up. Then he appealed to the town council. Mr. Rob. inson etoppecl off at Hamilton on his way home from the Pari•American, and was sur- prised to find that a letter had been for- warded to him by Mr. Cernegie's agent, an- nouncing that Collingwood's claim had been favorably considered, and the sum of $10,- 000 Ent aside for public library purposes, upon the usual Cernegie terms. — The report of the high wages that have been offered to farm laborers in the Can- adian Norths,vest have already had a marked effect on the passenger traffic westvvard. Altleough the excursion eaters have nob yet come into force, there has- been an average of between 75 and 100 men -leaving Mon- treal on the Imperial Limited for the pest week, More have been offered $50 a month and their board. In anticipation of , a record. breaking harvest, both the Canadian Pacific and Grand Trunk Railways are making bigger preparations than ever for the excursic ns that will be started next we—ekfie paultry raising experiment's at kViatby, Ontario, which are conducted un- der the superintendence of Mr. F. 0. Hare, poultry expert to the Dominion Department of Agriculture, are proving a great enccees, Chickens just twelve weeka old, on a diet of ground oats and skim Milk, and with a limited range for' exercise, have already reached a weight of three pounds eight ounces. They will be eontinued on the present diet for a month longer, and then go to the fattening coops for another month. When reedy for the market they will aver- age over six pounds in weight. The farm• ere in the neighaorhood of Whitby are manifeeting great interest in the experi- mente. • BAD FORM. For a gentleman. to bow first to a lady. For a gentleman to offer his hand to a lady upon being presented to her. Ever to cut or snub any one, no mat- ter what the circumstances may be. To neglect date or address of the writ- er or to post a letter insufficiently stamp- ed. To bend cards at the ends or turn down the corners. This custom is obso- lete. To write Illegibly, tO cross a letter, to write in the third person and sign in the flret. To use highly colored. paper for social correspondence, especiaily rose color or green. To fall to ,appear punctually at the hour set for a dinner, breakfast or sup- per party. To address "Mrs. Rev. John Clarkson Hunt" or "Mrs. Captain Alexander Mar- tin Scott." To forget to write announcements of one's approaching marriage to relativee and intimate friends. To repeat an unpleasant comment un- der the transparent excuse that It is done for the subject's good. To arrive too soon or to remain one moment after the hour stated upon your hostess' card of invitation. address a letter written to a mar- ried lady using her own name -:-for ex- ample, "Mrs. Mary Jane Smith." To use paper ornamented by meaning- less designs, by a crest which one is not entitled to or an ostentatious monogram. To serve six or eight vegetables at one course, to heap the plate with food or in any way convey the idea of a recent fam- ine. , To serve vegetables in numerous small saucers ranged about the dinner plate after the manner of a railroad eating house. To monopolize conversation, to Make an exhibition of one's talent, however brilliant, at a eocial fUnction, except when specially invited by the hostess. T.* offer congratulations to a young lady upon the announcement of her en- gagement In theI presence of a large com- pany or at any time when it may be em- -barrassing to be made the object of con- epicuous attention. Watch out that your popularity is not due to the fact that you tell a piece of gossip Surprisingly well.—Atchison Globe. Realization is anticipation with the edge taken off.—New York Sun. Artists' ErrOre. There have been some amazing mis- takes in Academy pictures. There was - bung a few years ago a picture with a rainbow with the sun behind it—an ab- surd physical Impossibility. Few people noticed it. There is a -well known picture of a London street which represents all the traffic on the wrong side of the road- way, and more remarkable errors have been made at times. In the famous gal- lery of the convent of Jesuits at Lisbon Is a picture in which Adam and Eve are represented in modern garb, with a pro- cession ofmonks in the background, and in a country church In Holland there Is a painting in which Abraham is depicted as about to sacrifice Isaac with an old taste; ioned gun. The same painter—a Dutch- man named Van Guyt—has represented Daniel in the den of llons with a pair of pistols: Anierica England's Real Rival. America is the enemy. It is a century and a quarter since Horace Walpole wrote, "I believe England will be con- quered some day in New England," and a hundred years since Mme. de Steel said to the A.merican: "You ere the ad- vanced guard of the human race. You have the fortune of the world." Today the center of commercial and financial gravity has shifted from London to New York, and ashington, not Welt/- nil:later, is to ba e center of eitillsatialla --London Truth.. ITOR. BEGINS IN THE EAR. THE PRIMARY SEAT OF THAT WOE- FUL MALADY, SEASICKNESS. It Is the Organ or Hearing Which . Firs t Kicks tp the Disturbance Which Mani Stomach Con ests Itself Later In Seasickness, that Svoeful malady which first makes the s ifferer afraid he is going to die and later Iinepires him with terror for fear he woe't die, is an annoyance which -brings a shudder to the man or woman who cdetemplates going any- where by water. Nearly . everybody knows what seaSickness is. It is no re- specter of persoas, but attacks the high aud the lowly, the rich and the poor. All kinds of ameliorating agents are sought and resorted to with religious fee- vency to quell, the qualm in the epigan- triun, but withmit avail. Lemons, limes and all kinds of acids aae used to still the cyclone going on !in the stothach. 'In the agony which falows an attack of sea- sickness any proMise can be exacted of a victim• in retura for hnmediate relief. And yet the stemach is not to Winne. •Nine out of ten 'people will declare the ,,seaf of seasicknees to be the stornact. If one sbould tell _a man who haa been through the ordeal that the -seat of the trouble is not in the stomach, but in the ear, the integrity ot his mental processes L would be serious y questioned. The ex - victim would pro ably regard himself as a past. grand master ia all that apper- tains to sea.sickeess and would. in all , probability indigeantly refuse to Helen to- a learned diseertation on the ear as having anything to do with seasickness. And 3 -et it is true that the car is the part whic.h first kicks up the dieturbance vhich manifests itself in the stomach onvulsions. The ear is not Only built to hear with, ut also the apparatus which gives to us he seaste of balance is laid in the ear. efore we can know whether we are tending up -or lying down we must learn t from the ear. : The apparatus of bal- ite° is as follows: It is located in the emporal bone. This bone forms part of he skull wall. In ehe region of the temple, ncl another portiPn of it, which proeects t right angles t•n that part which forms art of the skull Wall, forms part of the oor of the skull !cavity where the brain s. The latter pertion is known as the etrous portion of the temporal bone, nd it is in this Portion thnt the balance lachinery Ilies. IA the petrue portion are hree aemicireulae canals unitilig at their ase. These ctuiels lie in three different lanes, and the man, no matter in what osition he may be, is always in one of hese planes. If lie falls, he xvill fall in ne-of these planes. • These canals heve a oommon base and re hollow. 'T110 are lined on the inside nth a membrane in which the filaments )f the nerve whieh controls our balance ee distributed, er, in other words, the ierve which tells us whether we are erect r lying down, Whether we -ere falling, tc. There. is a• -fluid iu these canals vhich only scantily fills them. When we ro standing 'erect this fluid lies at the ommon base of the canals and by its veight on the nerve filaments„ upon which he fluid ales, irritatee theta and they 'end a nerve impulse to the seat of origin 1 their nerve in the brain and we are in- ormed that we nee in the erect posture. If, howevere-we change our posture— or instance, fie down—the fluid in the ,anals run into that canal which is in the .ame Diane in which we are lying. Grav- ty moves the fluid. Here a new set of ierve filaments are agitated by the fluid nd an impulse is again sent to their seat 1 origin in the brain, and the brain tells s that we are lying down. Now, when person is op board a boat, he is pitched bout by the various motions of the ves- el and instinctively- gets. up a different lotion of his own in bis attempts to eep his balance. , This sets that fluid in he semicircular• canals splashing around rom one plane to another, or, in other voids, from ono aanal to another. No ooner does one aet of nerve filainents end warning to tbe seat of origin in the rain, telling of the direction in which the an is falling, than another set sends out nerve Impulse of a conflicting report. he result is a strange confusion of nerve mpulses taking place in tbat part of the vain where the nerve of balance. takes es origin. , - , Now, if this were all there would be no ense of seasickness. But it is not all. here le a large nerve which has Ite seat f origin so closela interwoven with that f the nerve of balance that when that cat Is In the throes. of confusion this large nerve becomes ftgitated and dis- turbed. This is tailed the pneumoaas- tele nerve a.nd, passing. down the neck from the brain, gives off some of its. fila - meets to the lungs and beart, :lad. what is left is diatributed to the walls of the stomach. - , The peculiar confusion which takes place in the brain as the result of the tossing about of the body from one piano to another In quick succession inspires the pneumogastric nerve to . send . down an impulse along Its nerve trunk widch canses nausea. and the stoinachie convul- sions which are associated With seasick- • • • e n0SS. The victim of seasickness invariably e hances his own discomfort by Interpos- fig a motion of is oWn, intended, of c urse, to obviate lie motion of the boat and keep himself Fri:3M falling. but as a r ile this effort on his part only adds to t c diaturbing ca ises and renders the cesfusion in the e r and brain more in- t use. A sufferer row seasickness is al - Tye better if he Hee down on' his back and gives himself i p to the motion of the b at. By so doin , while he will be still 1 s •,asick, it will no be so severe because 1 e offers no opposing motion of his body t that of the boat and is just that much Letter off. Barrel of lemons, limes and Cher acids will net help him much. In- tinctively ho will accommodate himself 3 the boat's motio oth ear and bra! e will crawl out o I'DWD perhaps, an crest in his surr and the confusion In will quiet down, and deck rigainawan rind begin to take an in- undIngs. • Might Have Been Much Worse. "You admit that the audience howled end whistled through the whole three acts f your play, and you say it might have been worse. How could it?" • "There might hey@ been five acts." The South African winter begins to- ward the end ef Alai and lasts until Sep- tember. Slow to Realise. "My dear," said Mr. Bickers; to his wife, "I saw in the papers today of a 'de- cision of a court that the wife may in some cases be the head of the family." "John Henry," replied Mrs. Bickers, "the courts are sometimes very slow nbout finding out things."—Puck. At the peace jubilee in Boston, 1869, Mme. Panepa Ron's voice was distin- guishable above 12,000 singers, an or- chestra of over 1,000 instruments and in a hall where the audience coksisted of 40.CIQQ mulch .......,..p....•ka2.44LAA:xiLok.o...,...4..r.P.- 14.2•41,41,1111,11 CHINOOK WINOS. Fiery Gale. of the Dakotas and the Cauxes That Produce Them. "As the Dakotas are maresor less seb- ject to the inffuences of what are usu- ally termed `chinoole winds," says a North Dakota meteorologist,' "it may be interesting to many to have a. general un- derstanding of the character as well as the causes that produce them. It is well known that. they are particularly noted for their remarkable heat and extreme dryness. Mountain reinges aro necessary for their formation, hence only those lo- calities adjacent to sueh elevations et- perience their effects. The principal chi - nook winds ia this section of the country reach us from a westerly direction. I will explain as clearly as I can the for- mation of these winds. "We all know that if we pour nlcohol in the palm of our hand a to,oing senea- tion is experiencede lIent is reqniree evaporation, and the cooling poililti011 is due te loss of heat from our hand rce, quired in the evaporation of the alcohol. Accordine to the Taw of .conservation of energy, no energy is•ever wasted, and the heat that is required in evaporation will, again become- liberated through the proc ess of preeipitation. This is an essantial fact in the explarsetion of the chinook wiads. It is also well known that a vol- ume of ail: at a given temperature and - pressure, bas a certain capacity for hold- ing moisture and that it NVO increnee the temperatnre, -thereby increasing the vol- ume, we also increase the moisture hold, iag capacity,• and, invereely, if we .dea crease the temperature we decrease itS capacity. There must then be a point in - this reduction peocess when the air -will contain a maximum amount of moisture for that particular temperature and pres- sure, and any reduction below this will cause a part of this nioisture to be pre- cipitated. This point is known as .the dew point. "The moist air from elm Pacific moving landward becomes cooled by coming in contact with the colder mountain and still further by expansion dne to eleva- tion. As the air becomes more ann more elevated the dew point_ is finally reached, and precipitation is resumed once more. By this succession of coolings practically all the moisture ie deposited on the west- ward side of the mountain, nnd when it reaches the summit it is practically dry air whose temperature is far above the normal- for that elevation. It is now ready for its downward journey,' and its temperature is gradually increased, due this time to compression, and when it reaches the plains on the leeward side of the mountain it is like a. breath from a furnace in the intensity of its h,eat. Like an unsaturated eponge, it absorbs all the moisture in its path, causing the drifts of snow to vanish ns if by magic, yet not appreciably increasing the voluthes of the rlvers and creeks." FORMS OF PICTURES. Some People Like One Shape and Some Another, It Seems. The form of pictures in use by different peoples makes clear their visual prefer- ences. Thus, with rectang,ular pictures some prefer height rather than width, and others prefer width rather than height. There are those _who shoW a markod preference -for square pictures. Round, diamond shaped and triangular forms, have their respective admirers. Eeamination of several thousand pic- tures on sale and in private collections and emanating from the Most diverse people has interested me in this subject, and I will give some of my conclusions. In rectangular pictures the Japanese are alone, preening those whose width ex- ceeds thehe height, The English and Americans do not have marked prefer - maces in this respect. Other people have pictures whose width is less than beight, their taste in this respect being more or less pronounced, so that the proportion of high pictures to that of wide pictures is in the ratio of 2 among the Germans and French, 3 in Turkey, 4 in Italy, 10 hi' Spain and 15 in Russia. The Slays delight most of all in the height of their pictures. For the square norm the Japanese ex- hibit the greatest prefereece. Then, in decreasing order, the Germans, the Eng- lish, the Russians and finally the Latin races. The diamond form is appreciated by the Germans and Italians. The trian- gular, very seldom seen eliewhere, is oc- casionally met with in Austria and Bel- gium. As to pietures of a round form, they are numerous only in Germany, in Austria and In Russia. Two quite interesting peculiarities may Lin cited. One is the disposition shown by the Russians to make the right angles of rectangular pictures disappear, either by cutting them off by tiro aid of a cir- cular arc or by adding to them a part of a circle. The other peculiftrity is fur- nished hy the Turks, who deligbt in mod- ifications of the lower side of their rec- tangular pictures. Such are the visual preferences among diverse nations according to the indica- tion given by their picturen—From the French of M. Delanuey In Jewelers' Cir- cular-Weeklye Audiences Teach Actors. Every actor can tell dozens of stories showing how valuable a teacher his audi- ence bus been to him. Mr. Vezin telle an ainstructive story of IIenclriehs. The great German Hamlet same off the stage one day and said to bis fellow actor, "1 have learned the effect at last which I have been attempting for years." "Well," said his friend, "but they laughed at you" "Yes," replied Hendrichs, "but that laugh has taught me how I win to- morrow make them weep." NearlY all of us have been cured of some trick or taught sonic truth in a similar way, nad the silent education is always being car- ried on by the bond which connects us in smile mysterious svay with the awe in- spiring aggregate of human souls that make up an audience. St. Peter's. The largest cathedral in the world is St, Peter's at Rome, on the site where it is said St. Peter was interred. The total length of the interior is 6121/2 English feet; transept, 446% feet; diameter cu- pola, 193 feet; height of dome from pave- ment to top of the cross, 448 feet. It was begun in A. D. 1450, dedicated in 1626, but not finished until 1880. 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