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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1901-07-26, Page 7!G4 19011 nd thew you -/e forth a. bartdle fore her." er little foIkaet he - tall them ; and le rleeely wiih facts in a email volume rift dare go ferther he added mischiev- ip the pepera art& irerton sat by aed he exclaimed:3/48re- how pretty V' an& ter head and re - that, sir i" ehe brief examine- r fault-findieg tenn el hack the menue al approval. 11 do I"' so.id Bar- ient than I fancied. go over it more, oad perhaps I cae t to give nue yonr 'sr the pagea hie- ahould ask me/ - shin the violets . to eetk," he hee see, it win really ine---" fault.finding ed, aniiHrtg, eot been for the should never have ret irtepired thine - e tis be sent out hee he hope, of draw. d the fairyland of right that I ahould to my friend, the Leman would ap- 4" replied Mitt tnuecript into hi* er. lied. thing understood," lg a 8teP nearer. e the verees with s to the honored going to—I wane reeponse from the .ne well, and she ✓ Barton was close id in hia egentleet eed down at thee mi for wee brief in. es so near her own. ehe gasped. thl nd he laid hie what you hay& !ow you complete eieve that I cau ou Iet me try ?' her hands away, them. ue," he went on, I you. You knew est have known° e earnestnesa and thed in hie eyes. duty to love me & der all the harm I. guide and cornet. k in her Iap again, An, with a little thet is all, there not necessary*" lila closed .gently look in hirdi eyee at aehially, tender - he name—the wo- reverently on her krdis Rutherford .Faith Cure's— .cures there must be.- ine healere, others in !in the me floine they ted Dr., Chaee'e Kid. -in, hot faith or no !or they set directly diver and Nowak and -active and vigorous. Unand r these Pilit Prat lave falti la • Lgures. women. than men. richest and meet ris ethews that meree increased celendar year. t Feesnes, eight - gest in the wed& oil wells in the - out 160,000 bar - at Christians teen years from. temperance so - with a mem- 00 children Ware sehoolse There' - es the largest _ orld. It is sixty' 17 tons. raIla produced ilk 6..7, gas eee gold,. period of 1900' boasta of threg orn which 30,006' tog the present rament has BY` ortain the heir. Government beer e grows rapitrile cord was broken ,014,8S0, against' s been creating r. In 1897 the .ii30 pounds ; in the exocyrt was eing re7.3--h)9,221P mmittec of the - Ported that tha esbyterien Gaelic hYmn54 es, with th Seraleleh Lenclon, Eng; txford crown, °I 45 ; an °I'vef bhilting Pliet of Charles de own in gold O.: a clouble scv 'JULY 26, 1901. - THE HURON EXPOSITOR. ,A CHILD'S SUFFERING. E(er Mather Feared She Would not Regain Her Health. she Was First Attacked with Rheutnatism, - and Then with St. Vitue Dance—She Was Unable tollielp Herself, tend Had to beCared for Almost Like an Infant, From the Sun, Orangeville. Ont. Among the much respected residents of Oratigeville i3 Mre Marehall, who livee in a pretty little cottage on Fifth street. 'For seine years her twelve -year-old daughter, Mamie, has been a sufferer from rheuma- ed with that other terrible malice teiiesme—crebNi'llitus' dance. In conversation re- cently with a reporter of the Sun, Mrs. Marahall told the following stery of her daughter's suffering and subeequent restor- ation to health :—` At the age of eight," Biqa -Mrs. Marshall, "-Mamie was attacked svith rheumatism, from which she suffered very treacle and, although she was treated by a clever doctor, her heelth did not im- prove. To make her conditien worse ene was attacked with St. Vita dance, and I really gave up hope of ever eeeing her en. joy good health again. Her arms and limbs would twitch and jerk spesmodicelly, and she could acarcely hold a dish in her band, And had to be looked after almoet like an in- fant. While Mamie was in this condition a neighbor, who had used Dr. Williams' Pink Pills with benefietial results in her own fam- ily, acIviaed me to try them in Mamieht case. I had myself often heard these pills highly spoken of, kilt it had not occurred to me be• fore thet OM might cure my little girl, but now I decided to give them to her. Before siee.had completed the teetered box I could see a marked change for the better, end by the time she had taken five boxes all trace of both the rheumatism and St. Vitus' dance had vanished, and she is now as bright, active and healthy as any child of her age. Some time has elapaed since oho discontinued the use of the pills, but not the slightest trace af the trouble has since made itself manifeet. I think, therefore, that I am safe, in &wing that I believe Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills not only restored my child ho health, but have worked a permanent cure." Rheumatiem, St. Vitus' dance and all kindred diseasea of the blood and nerves, imeedily yield to Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and the cures thua effected are permanent, because thia medicine meikee rich red blood, etrengiliens the nerve?, and thus reaches the root of the trouble, These pills are sold by all deelers in medicine or will be sent post paid, at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2,50, addreseing the DeWilliums' Medi - eine Co., Brookville, Ont. a Jean Bla,ne and the Dentist. In a certain rurel district in Scotland there lived an iedividual, named Jean Blane, who, being a lady of considerable force of character was well-known in her day, on account many eccentric sayiegs and (binge. The arrival of toothache into her life ware an event that called forth her stroeg traits, the manifeatation of which often amused but, sonietimes awed her neigh. bore On one occasion she was HO pained that she resolved to try the man of the for- ceps. Accordingly elm paid Ern a vieits, and was uehered into his grand reception room. While waiting for his appearance. she east her eye round and Kew his fine furniture, rich carpet, curtains and general upholstery, and began to feel alarmed at these sumptu- ous t)liens, fearing what she would require to pey for the eervicee of so great a man. When. the deetist arrived on the ecene she was buaily engaged in the general appraise. ment, and he came in smiling with the euerY, " Well, my good woman, what, can I do for you ?" Takiog a last look et the room, she speedily made her escape from the premiees, sayirig to her astonished queyist, " Neethiag—gaid. sake no—ye can dae naething for me." • Woman is as Old as She Looks. It is not age but (Es 39,53, weakness and ill -health. that makes women look old, ea.re-worn and wrinkled, You cannot look your be3t unless you feel well,etrong and vigorcus, with pure, rich blood and steady nerve,. Dr. Chase'S Nor% e Food makes good looks becatuse it makes good health, reetores the healthful glow to the complexion, rounds out the form, and givoi elastleify of every motion of the body. • Ths Maxims of Judy. We look beckwamd regretting or forward hoping, while ths present stands offering us flowers. " Show me a man who has never made a mistake, and I will show you Olin who has ueyer tried anything. It is a mistake to eat all you cam spend all you have, tell all you know, or show all you feel. A bad pup often makes a good dog, and I would rather undertake to reverse the force of a bad man than loan my own to a weak one. Many people labor like an ox or a mule, and have to be pressed or they will not earn their feed. Don't tell me what you have ot beauty, atrength, education mdriey, or genius. The only thing I care to eo(,iesider is what you are doing with it. - If we could get a shield fiom the jeer of thinge that never happen our troubles would be reduced 90 per cent. Many practice humanity to let the under hold. ' If you dan't know where success lies per- haps you know where it is not,and that will show me what to avoid. Set your stake, and before you reach ib set it hailer ahead. Some people kick at everything they don't understand. I would rather fall and know the cause, than eucceed and not know why. He that opposes us sharpens our wits and becomes our helper. I can tolerate a man who fails to ecquire an education, or one who never gets a dol- lar ahead ; but I soon grow tired of -a person who does not have sense enough to_ have a good time. If you expect to make anything, expect to make mistakes.—George W. Stevees, iet 4 Suecess." Having a Run on Catarrhozone The most phenomenal run the druggists ever experienced on a proprietory medicine, they are havirik just now with Catarrhozone. Ramat kable cures effe4d in this vicinity is the cause. Druggists recommend Qat- arrhozone, and say it is the surest and quickest cure tor Catarrh, Asthma and Bronchitis. It always gives -perfect satis- faction. Relievee quickly ; pleasant and convenient to use Sold in two sizes, 25 cents and $1.00. As Catarrhozone appears to be the most highly recommended remedy fOr Catarrh, Aethma, Bronchitis, etc., we strongly advise our readers to try it. For BRIO by Fear, the druhggist, Seaforth, or N. le Poison & Co., Kingston, Ontario. • Bits About Notables. The Crown Princess Stephanie, is prob- ably one of the best horsewomen in the world. Her mother, Queen afthe Belgians, had for many yeare a kind of private circus, where she and her daughtere learned to per- form very difficult equestrian feats. &- lore Queen Henriette two elder daughtera could walk they were tied on to their ponies' backs, and they grew up as their mother intended they should, oompletely fearless in all mattere relating to horseman• eldp. Mr. Gully, K. C., the speaker of the House of Commons, went to Cambridge when he was only 17 years of age. He was tee youngest undergraduate of his time in the univereity. The young Egyptian Khedive is said to :I possess the most costly set of harness in the world. It is made of black 'leather, with chased gold buekles and collars ornamented with the eame costly metal. Th pad it cloths rire ailso embroidered with .gold and the set is said to have cost el:2,000. It is for four horses, and is used on all state occasions. Literary people are evidently not in need of holidays. ,Selong as they have pens, ink and peter and aecess to a library, they can write their books anywhefe, and, many chordate to write them in the qutet sealueion of a country house. Rider Haggard en- joys the seclusion of a Norfolk farm, George Meredith leads a reclusive, life among the Surrey hills, G. A. Henty writes all his boy's books on board his 80 -ton yacht, and Dr, Gordon Stables has for his study a gypsy caramen, in which he wanders at will for half of every year. • To Cure a ,Cold in One Day. , Take Laxative Brom° Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. 25c. E, W. 0-rove's signature is on eaoh box. 1 Red Cloud et the Pan-American. Red Cloud, of the Cayuga, is a unique character. He does not Itve in a tepee, however, and refuse to communicate in the language of the pale face, but answers the curious queries of visitor,' with great dig- nity and reserve, as well as with Sparan brevity. To the suggestion that he 1 ad "f:lived a good many years " the old Indhin answered " 83," but to the observation that ho " didn't look as Old as thee" he deigned to give no reply whatever. This interest. ing old Indian oecupies the weetern log cabin in the Six Nations' exhibit at the Pan- American Exposition. He sits in a rock- ing chair and works away on various orna• ments such as are to be seen about the walla of the cabin. The old man wears a pair of blue jeans held up by a belt, and his! flannel shirt is surmounted by a waistcoat, attached to which is a large leether chain that secures hie watch. When asked for hie name or card, the old man indicates a picture of a brave in war paint and feathers, underneath which is printed—Red Cloud, Cayuga. An inquisitive visitor sometimes aske the Indian it he often appears in the dress of the picture—what the matinee young woman would doubtless refer to as glad attire." " Humph !" says Red Cloud, `"Spose I want to dress up in paint and feathers all the time, just 'cause I'm an Injun ?" ‘12,ed Cloud's methods of selling goods are pecutiar. small boy stood by him for some time watching him work, and making the comment that it was " slow working. " Boy," said the -old inan, " have you got ten cents 7" The youth snickered. "Cause if yer got ten cents I'll sell you a little bow and arrows," added the chief. The rather auspicious maternal parent, reversing the proverb of one Simen, called Simple in nursery lore, suggested that he show them first his bow and arrows, They were im- mediately produced, and the youthful arch- er dove into his clothes for the required silver disc. The old saleeman of original method then went back to his work—whit- tling the bacleeef a picture frame. The interior of the cabin is a very inter- esting place. 'Oae side ie hung with war bonnets, and a bench re covered with bead• ed and carved work, pictures and many intereeting trinkets. All about the walls are skins and furs, some of the skies show- ing fine work in burnt designs. • A GAIN OF TEN POUNDS. Six Boxes of' Dodd's Kidney Pills do a Great Work for G. 0. Chalker. Hot-SEY's RAPIDS, Ont., July 22—(Speo ial).—The following letter is from G. C. Chalker, of this place : " I want to say right here on the start of this letter, I am cured by Doddie Kidney Pills of my Kidney coinplaint. 1 have ad doubt about it,none in the least. I weigh ten pounds more than I dal fourteen months ago, and.cam do a fair day'e work any day. " I can say I am completely cured of my old enemy, Lame Back, and am no longer troubled with heavy aching arms and dull bloated eyes. Yes, it is all gone, purged out by Dodd'e Kidney Me The work was done by taking six boxes of that life saving medicine. teI often wonder what powerful virtue Dodd's Kidney Pills contain. I don't enter- tain a doubt in .the least particular that where Dodd's-Kidney Pills are meld to cure they will nure every time." 1 • 'On Growing Old. How strangely our ideas of growing old change as we get on in life. To the girl in her 'teens the riper maiden of 25 years seems quite aged. Twenty-two thinks 35 " old thing." Thirty-five dreads 40, but congratulates herself that there may still remain some ground to be possessed in the 15 years before the half century shall be at- tained. ,But 50 does not by any Means give up the battle of life, It feels rniddleaged and vigorous, and thinks old age is a long way in the future. Sixty remembers those who have done great things at three score ; and one doubts if Para when he was mar- ried at 100,- had at all begun to feel himself an old man: It is the desire of life in us which makes us feel young so long. • DR. LOW1B WORM SYRUP is a safe, sure and re liable worm expeller. ,Acts equally well on children or adults. Be sure you get L1W16. , • • Geordie Took the Hint An amusing story is told of an honest ploughman who was much in love with a pretty dairy -maid. He was rather a bashful wooer, and cohld not muster suffioient cour- age to pop the question. Kate, for that was the name of the dairy -maid, became impati- ent and determined to briog Geoedie to the scratch. So one night, when they met for the tieual billing and cooing, Kate said- :— " Man, Geordie, are ye fond of scones ?" " That I am; my' lassie," was the reply,. Wed, I am a gran' haird at them," said Kate, 45 but I canna hake them for ye, Geordie, till ye mak' me Mrs. Cam'ell." Geordie took the hint, and the happy dairy- maid baked hie scone for him not many menthe afterwards. HAGYARD'S YELLOW OIL sures sprains, bruises, sores, wounds, cuts, frostbites, ohilblainii, stings of inseote, burns, soalds, contusions. etc. Price 25c. • —Spence Harrison, a well-to-do young farmer of Hagereville, Brant county, sue cided Saturdate He had been at Work as usual in the morning. When called to din- ner he went to the barn, threw a rope over a beam and Slowly strangled to death. He could have saved himself had he desired, es his feet touched the floor. His brother found the body soon after dinner. Temper. ary insanity superinduced by a fall some time ago, together with the intense heat; is given as the cause. —There is no longer any fear thet the ex- periment of growing auger beets in Ontario will fail. The beets were very mtich hatedi.. capped by continual wee sveather just after planting and it was feared that the long rainy veil in May -would greatly i jure the crop. Professor„ Shuttleworth, however, who has returned from an ins ecti n of the beat areas, says the crop wil be a great success, and that there will be pleety of beets for the projected factories. ! ' —Many farmers in the townshi of Osna. bruck, county of Storrnont, have oat valu- able cattle suddenly. . Within the radius of a mile or two 18;:or 201cattle died with identical symptoms. The disease le noticed first in the shrinkage of milk to aboub lialf quentity, and after acute pain the animal usually dies within a day. - The disease is in some forms very centagiOns, horses, sheep and even. human beinge being most sue• eeptible to it. The contagion has so far been confined to an area a couple of miles tquare, and extreme procautione are being taken to prevent a further spread of the disease. MILBURN'S STERLING READACHE POWDERS oure the worst headache in from five to twenty min. utes, and leave no bad after -diode. One powder 6o, 3 powders 10e, 10 powders .25o. Three Meals a IDay. Custom seemed to have decreed that three " square " meals a day ehould be the allowance for the citizen of the United States and Canada, and it was looked upon as being as fixed as the laws of the Medes and Persians, but au uptown restaurant man states that a great number of New Yorkers aro no longer satisfied with the regulation three mole a day. Four meals are now asked for, breakfast, lunette dinner and supper. The last is no doubt super- -fluous for those who can, and clo,• make three hearty mealti out -of the others, but there must be manY who will learn with pleasure that ib is no longer incumbent up- on them to go " supperless to bed." ' The idea that indigestion may be seamed by the introduction ot the fourth meal is absurd. One LAXA-LIVER PILL' every Witt for thirty days makea complete cure of biliousness and con• stipation. That 26 ciente to be cured. To -Keep Away Flies. A correspondent of the Boston Transcript writes : No fly or winged insect, says the Animal's Friend, will alight on a spot to which the following shnple and harmless mixture has been applied : Oae ounce of oil of pennyroyal added to one pint, of olive or rape oil, well shaken and applied lightly. This is worth trying on the poor horses that stand for hours ceaselessly stampiug the - pavement.", Weak Back and Spinal. Pains, Pains in the back number their victims in thousands. Only very powerful and pene- trating remedies will reach these dietressing complaints, but Poleon'e Nerviline is as eure to cure them as anything iu this world can be sure. Rub Nerviline over the sore spots night and morning, and see hew quickly ie drives out the pain. Five timee stroeger than any other. Good for internal and ex. ternal use, Large bottles 25 ciente at Fear's drug store, Seaforth. • - Taking a Walk, A sailor caking a walk in the field's per. coived a mad bull rapidly advancing towards him, evidently with no good intentions as to his person. " Helm -a -lee, meesmate," he cried out at the yery top of his 'Voice, " helm-a.lee," 'The mad bull, however, probably not comprehending his injunction, did not !pay it. implicit obedience, but speedily levelled his. worthy adviser with the gales. " There, you- stupid," eaid the tar, as he raised himaelf, mole in sorrow than in anger, on his elbow, " Diduit I tell you you'd run foul o' me." • Corn Lightning. That's Putnam's Corn Extractor. Gives corns tired feeling in a,botit tiventy-four hours. They coneequently get out, as they cannot keep up the paiu any longor—emakes them weary—it's Putnam's Peinlese Corn Extractor that does We. Now clon'b for- get. All druggists. - Curling Story. At a meeting of a neighboring curling society, called for the dispatch of business, it was proposed, as one of the future rules of the club, that on the occasion of a bon - spiel a smart fine be imposed on any mem- ber who should venture, being in sound health, to absent himself. At this proposi- tion a worthy member, one of the honorable fraternity of horticulturists, rose and grave- ly begged leave to object to thelast regula- tion, " for," said he, " thorigh the maist o' ye are your own maisters 4nd can leave hame and wark when ye liked yo ken weel eneuch that should it happen to be saft weather in the garden at the time it'll be impoleible for me to leave my garden." • The Double Lives of Criminals. Many instances go to prove the truth of Mr. Gilbeyt's assertion that " When the felon's not engaged in hie em- ployment, Or maturing his felonious little plans, Hie capacity for innocent enjciyment It just ae great as any other mten's."^ The picture of the happy home life of the ma,n who stole the Gainsborough portrait of_ the fair Georgiena, Micheal; of Devonshire, has been given to the public lately through the newepapers. A dilletante in art_ and a judge of gems, it seeme he is,and, of course, a respected citizen, fond of children. Then came the account of the pious work of Skorg, the counterfeiter, who has been living for years under an essumed name in Brooklyn, where he was a much respected citiAn and prominent in the Sunday schools. It is by no means unusual for " crooks " of the firet reek to live a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde exietenee., Some years ago there lived ire Bristol, England, a cheery and kind hearted man, just past the tniddle age known to all the children in tbe town as 'Uncle Billy Nash. Mr. Nash had a well fulnisbed house, and commanded the respect of, the community as a retired West India merchant of meanie He was always doing good in some way or another, his epecial hobby being kindness to children. Ole he was such a benevolent, loveable old fellow ! He was all the time organizing entertainments for the dear children, and treating the whole primary schools to taffy rend toys. He used to gath- er children at his house to witnees Punch and Judy shows, where he would stuff them with candy and cake and send each one away with a nice little preeent. To the police dear old Uucle Billy was known as Isaac Morgan, daring hotel ewindler and jewel thief, He found time in the interval of making glad the hearte of the children of Bristol to comtnit some of the clevereeejewelry _robberies on record. Oae day he would be rifling a jevvel chest in some " swell " hotel, and the next, clad in a long frock coat and cashmere trouser§ distributing prizes to school children. It was he who stole the great Perbeek ruby frem the Duchese d'Uzee. His last exploit in tile line of his profeshion was to steal the diamende of the Princess Elidoff, from a hotel in Scarborough. For this crime he -was run to earth by the detectives, and there were no more Phnch and Judy shows for Uncle Billy for 18, years, A cleher forger maned Hooper, whe was known ses the ' king of -the pen " to the police, had a large house in Beirnemouth and another in Brighton, where he lived in luxury and piety as Mr. Hargreaves. Mr. Hargreaves was one of the boo organizers of chureh fairs and homes for the poor ever known and gave liberally to all charities, He equipped and endowed a lifeboat which di some splendid rescue work on the coast. T o days after his biggest forgery which, netted him $8,000, he prepented the rector of ouruemouth with $1,500 to be 'used In fou ding beds in a private hospital. He - ha a beautiful voice, arid on the very day of hia arrest was due to sing at a concert, the expenses of which he paid, in aid Of the farnilies of fishermen who had lost their nets an gear at sea. n Norwich, England, There once lived, & philanthropic gentleman, a retired mer - chain% who never burned a deaf ear to the errorthe needv.(1111 Anyttlaborer or farm e - hand who fell upon evil days had only to go to kind and sympathetic Mr. Finne- more and help was forthcoming. He found- ed & private infirmary, which he superin- tended personally, and he paid for the maintenance of six infirm and old villagers. The philanthropist was constantly distribut- ing hampers of provhdons among the poor and making caslegifts to the needy. No. body was better beloved in the neighbor- hood than Mr. Fennimore. All the time, as " Punch " Pelmer, the kind gentleman was committing an average of at least five burglaries a month, in the course of which he found it necessary to commit several murdere, Oae bank robbery netted him $10,000, and most of this money he devoted to his pet inatitution, the private infirmary. 'ar.e. The Way -be Safety. Unless a eyeliet is a ‘Ttiorcher ' there is no need, generally Speaking, to make any effort to avoid him. He will look out for the collieiraie. A lady was crossieg the street when etre he had ewerved in o der to pass behind her, Paw a Iiicycle ride coining toward her. She stopped, then d dged backward, and as there was a collieion, and both took a fall, but ueither was inuele damaged. " le you hadn't Wobbled, sir," she said, rengrily, as he assisted her te riee, i " thie wouldn'e have happened !" " Neither. would it have happened, madam," he replied, " if you hadn'e wale - bled, or if you had wiebbled ire a contrary directioe from my wiebble. Is was our concurrent and eynchronous wabbling, so to spealr, that caused it." Then the cyelist, a college professor; doffed lis cap, mounted his wheel and rode off,"—Youth's ()oat 9,nion. I ' I 0 Old Temperance Reformers. The annual meeting of the Sons of Tem- perance, at Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island, recalls the feet that this old order has done an immeni amount of work for practical temperanc . When they started in to do business in British America the outtom of drinking as more general by a large majority than t is to -day, Drunken. nese wee regarded a a very venial offence, and under some aim mstanece, aseat ban- quete no I ffence at all. Tnere was no premium upon total bstinence no edvant- age to be gained in t e mind of _ the public. In those days 130 politician ever dreamed of such a thime as tryi g to catch " the tern. perance vote." The first total bstinence sooiety in British America w 3 started at a place called Beaver River, on the border of Digby and Yaemeuth counties, in Nova Scotia, and the firat divisioe of the Sons of Tem- perances, in what is now,Canadee was start. ed in the same neighborhood soon after. " Front this little g thering a mission work started which has nquestionably had no stnall share in revel tionizing the materna of the day. The dr taken man is no longer tolerated. Cotitinuance of his offence will be fohowed by loe3 of prestige, influence, employment tied sociel standing. The order may not be numerically strong at present, but it has had in its ranks many of those who have won the highest position in the public life of the country ; its division rooms have given a thoroughnese of inetruc- tion in the rules of order, a readiness in de- bate vvhich is still most, marked, in pertiona of the country where the order has been in existence. From a diecrediteel lietle knot of people they have seen the sentiments they taught, tha virtues they practiced, become so wide- spread that politiuians have thought it wise to hoodwink—er try to hoodwink—those who entertain theta. If the attendance at their meetinge.--the meetings of the Sons, not of the pelitioiane—shows a falling off of late years it .ney be that it ie because there is less need of their work. The virtue of temperance ie too widely admitted to long. er need so much speoial advocacy, though, kunnofowrntu.nately, drunkenness is a:ill not tun , It is certain if all who nowadays profese temperance were members of the order, there aro no division room') large enough to contain the brethren ; and if all who are devoted, self sacrificiug earnest total _ab- stainere ettended there would be no signs of a fall off in memberzhip. The old pioneers of the sons of temperance were teachers of el:':iA',I.M their day and generation. • WONDERS IN BONES. Sonte Curious Factn In Ceseaux Struc- ture Little Dreamed Of. Exhibited in a glass case in the Na- tional museurn at \Vashington there Is a bone—a human tibia—tied in a knot.' It has-beeii rendered thus flexible by seeking acid,, which has dissolved out of it all its mineral parts, leaving only the animal portion. This portion makes about ,one- • third 0o the bone, which fact might sur- prise sotne people who .suppose that their bones are 'tidiest wholly lime. "Theee are- funny things about bones other than funny bones," saki an osteol- ogist connected with the Smithsonian in- stitutIon. "For• example, the bones of birds are hollow and filled with warm air from the lungse so it may be said that a bird breathes down to its toes and te the tip of its wings. In fact, if you break off the wing of a duck the animal can actual- ly breathe through the broken end of the bone, though you hold its head under wa- ter. Soine of the gigantic reptiles of the mesozoic epoch, which some scientists claim tie have been the -ancestors of inan, had hollow bones, sineilarly filled with air from the lungs, for the support of 'their bodies la the water while they browsed upon seaweeds near shore, their massive and solid leg bones serving' them. as anchors -le a depth about sufficient to cov- er' their backs. "People continually imagine that their bones nee- of solid mineral construction, without' any feeling In them. No one who has ever had a leg or an arm. cut off is likely to indulge such a mistaken no- tion. Comparatively speaking, little pain is telt when the flesh if being cut through, but when the bone is attacked by the saw, olg my! "You tee, as a matter of fact, there are blood vessels_and nerves inside the bones, just as there are outside. Any one who has purchased a beefsteak at the market knows about the marrow in the hone. It is the same with other animals than the beef, including human beings. Through the marrow run the nerves and blood ves- sels, entering the bones. from the flesh without by little holes, which you can see for yourself any time by examining a skeleton, or part of oue. "Nature adapts the bony structure of various enimals to their habits in a very intcrestilag manner. Sluggish creatures like the sloth have solid .bones, whereas the bono of the deer and the antelope are.. comparatively light, so that they may run fast, end the leg borce-s of the oetrich are You. will find in the bones of any skeleton, the application of mechanical principles which have -only beeome known to man through the processes of laborious and lone considered inventiore In your own shoulder you have a moht beautiful, - and perfect illustrafion of the 'ball and socket it:dna' while at yoer dlbow there is a combination of the hinge and ball and socket which in its way surpaeses anything that human inventien has been able to decomplish thus far." The way of the transgressonis hard in modern times. The persons who commit crimes pre deny 'coming to grief. Escape lAge fret/twat thas I* former seam. NARRIAG IN FRANCE IT NECESSITATES THE USE OF LOTS OF TIME AND RED TAPE. The Annoying Trials and Tribula- tions That Attended the Wedding. to- an Italian In a of nir American French City. "Why - you come over?" chorused the three intimate friends' . The girl who had lived abroad for six years rolled her eyes heavenward and made .a tragic gesture eminently French. "Tie rest," she said with glow empha- sis. "But you didn't expect to come when yen wrote four weehs ago.", - - 'That," said the heturned pilgrim in a - weary One,- "that w s before we married Elizabeth. Now th family has nervous Pr2esetrriadtiEwIliz'a' beth?" "She has all the symptoms of utter idiocy, So has Brimo. That's her hus- band. They are so idiculously love smit- ten that in our pr sent weakened state we couldn't stand theme so they went to a haunted castle h the Tyrol and we took the first boat t 'New York." ."Dun't you like hi n?" "He's a duck. If Elizabeth hadn't maigied him, I wol Id hiive done it my- self, just to keep hit in the family." "Is he poor?" "He's rolling in money, tied be .rind' Betsy can play pusey wellies a corner all over Italy, with his .states as bases." "Was' there"— tl c voices took on a hopeful tone, "was •here tiny scandal—a pase you know? TI eee couuts"— "Bless your heart., no., He's an angel newly dressed, save Mites, for heaven, is Bruno. If English tailors had recom- mended wings, he'd have had the wings. •He's more English than the English. Everything he wear. comes• from London, even tO ni8 accent." "Well, then, what made you so tired?" "The Wedding, s Ily. It 'lasted two weeks and three days peter we got a fair start,. and there wne a good deal of jock- eying before the sta "You sec, Bruno was Italian and we Were American and the wedding was to be in France, so all three laws had to. be followed. Oh, suth a busiaces! "First, father had to owa property, so he just went out en the main street one morning and bough a house, furnished, and WO moved in. hen the lawyees ,got down to work. T wanted Brtmo's certificate -of birth a Betsy's baptismal certificate .and could have either. Fi- nally they patched t dugs up and cleared that hurdle. "Then they demended mother's mar- riage certificate, wh eh was. packed away in- a tea caddyeep in grandmother's Cam- bridge attie. Mahe said they'd be ask- ing him for his gen elegy back to Adam and for Eve's mated Igo. certificate before they got through.. It was dreadful. Some days things didn't udge an ineh. And the religious bothers "Father had been eetting madder every minute. The rock In filially split On was such a funny one. "hey were discuseing the noon Civil cerem,,T1V, and fa thor's sec - reline:, who was .'renchman and was - trying to smooth lir path, mentioned thnt the men Must ear dress clothes. "Father just went up in the air. Wear droes clothes 'at noon? Not if lie knew it, not to save Bets, 's life—no, sir! He stalked up and down the floor with his lisle clinched, tweet] ing fire and smoke. Bruno came In, anr we told him what had raised the row. He eats as bad as father. Wear dre s clothes at noon? Novell! No Engli hman _would do it. No. It was not po sible. As a matter of fact. you know, their tempers and nerves had been tri d too far, and those dress clothes were t last straw. They acttlally wore frock oats. 'The next excitem et surged round the mayor. ,Father tho ght he wopld have the civil 'ceremony t the Hotel de Ville on Thursdae. . Thr secretary said be couldn't. Father began to bristle and asked whey. " 'Because the ma 'or is never in town on Thursday.' " 'Where IS he?' T iti‘risideaygso.,es to his country place on "Father's face be an io get red. " 'Is there a law to that effect?' he said, with anetwful nd portentous calm. "The secretary didn't knew, but it was custom. .The .mayor had always gone to his country house n Thursday. From time immemorial th re had been no wed- dings at the Hotel it Ville on Thursday. " 'This is where hey begin,' said fa- ther. 'They've ram red their idiotic laws' down my throat. N w I'll stand by their law instead of by r nson. They've edu- cated to that attitud ' "Ile called in the notaries. We over- worked two notarie in those two weeks end mai° them eich for life. They said that there was DO la allowing th-e may- or a holiday, but cus om, etc. , "Fie,her didn't car what he did to cus- tom. Ile had reach d his stubborn mood and was calm and i movable as the pyr- amids.e There was a teraible row, but heestuck tO hi5 t, and the poor fat mayor was done ou of his holiday and kept at home to mar e; Betsy. . "You can just im tgine how ageeeribie that mayor and his officials were, elide when we filed down o the Hotel de Ville. Barley did give him check for $500 aft- erward, and that quieted things down a bit, but ho married the couple .as if he were sentencing them to be banged by the neck until they ere •dend. "When it was all mer and We bad put the happy couple 0 the train for the Tyrol, we all colla sed. Father didn't say a word for hour. Then he came out of hie trance and sai : " 'We start for Ne York tomorrow.' "Then be turned o ree. • " 'Frances, if you rer think of' marry- ing a foreigner c loroform you. The only pal t of your nai re I'll let you change is your first name. 1 don't ,like it. It re-. MC of this in iernal eountry! "So we sailed the next day, and here we are" - Slow. "So you loaned Elarbinger the money, did you?" "What did he say?' "Ile promised to p et with alacrity." "Ile did. elt? Well, let me tell you this, if thare's one thing thee's. scarcer with - him than money it's lacrity." A Good verage. • Parke—After 20 years of married -life bow do you manag as well as ever? Lane—Yes, about as well. I -under- stand my wife almost as well as the first three weeks we we e engage&—Detrait 1: rest PrReg. Expertmen T know one noble five ideas,- wlio ma with the view of rai man got softening of and it Is by no mean ease was hastened, frantic efforts to di food provided for o'Springs of Charlie That Failed. inded lady, full of ed with a peasant ing his class. The the brain soon after, improbable the dis- not caused, by his est the new mental Schofield's r;% _ _ DRIFTWOOD JOURNEYS. Timber Often Found 'That Has Wan, dered Thousande of Mies. Driftwood is frequently found whieh is known to have wandered many thou- sands of 'miles. Tropical timber from Asia has been piled up hi large quantitiee on the Alas= kan coast. Oregon OineS haTe visited Hawaii, and Norwegian trees have been found on the coast of Greenland. Many of these voyages are made ha remarkably short time. The lengest and most direct otlethese curious routes across the ocean e*tends between Japan ,and the southern shore of Alaska. The camphor tree of Japan, the mago and ma.hogany have been mak- Ing_ this long voyage for centuries Until paRa of the American coast are littered with. them. Most of the trees were proba- bly uerooted by violent storms far inland and found their way down rivers to the sea. Trees 150 feet in length have made thie journey. An immense amount of Siberiaa and American driftwood reaches Greenland. The Greenlauders use implemeuts made of wood which grew on the banks ot Siberian rivers. Trees are also found on the west coast, c..f Greenland -which are believed to have grown on the banks of the Mis-sissippi river. To reach Green- land this wood first floats to the gulf of Mexico, to be caught by the Gulf stream rind carried northward. Greenlanders who have never eeee white men make their weapons of iron which has drifted ashore in wreck evood. The Norwegian tiseing boats use thou- sands of tiontS fOr their trete, and many of these have berm found on the west coast of Greenland.- ,•It is 'believed that they were carried by the Gulf strewn northward to 'where the current merges ,with the one which sets westward from Siberia. A great deal of driftwood also escapes from the Amazon erre other South *American rivers and is carried north to be scattered along the coast of North America. THOUGHTS ON MAN. ----- Man is the wonder of unture.—Platm Man is the epitome of the world.— Men is the measure of all things.— Protagoras. Man is a sample of the universe.-- Theupheastus. Infinhe is the help man can yield to Man.—Carlyle. Man is a eoul using the body of an in- s: rumen e—Prochis. Man! Thou pendulum betwixt a smile find tenr.—Lord Byron. ("met:duly the greatest scholars are not the wisest men.—Itegnier. ' The great man is be who does not lose his child's heart.—Mencius. Great men stand like solitary tewers in the city of God.—Longfellow. The most unhappy 'of all men is he who believes himself to be ste—Henry Home. Man is an imitative creature, and whe- t:NIA: is foremost leads the herd.—Schiller. A:1 men cominend pntience, theugh few be willing to practice it.—Thomas a Kean pis. The real character of a. man is found out by his amusements. — Sir Joshua Ileynolds. Young men think old men fools, but old men know young men are fools.—George Chnpman. Most men employ the' first part of their lives to make the last part miserable.— De la Bruyere. Of all animals which fly in the air, walk on the ground or swim in the sea, the most foolish is man.—Boileau. No man knows any one except himself, 11110111 he judges fit to set free from. the _coercion of laws and to be abandoned en- tirely to his own choice.—Johnsan. When Marriage Is Not & Drawback. This is what a young lady is reperted recently to have said, apropos of mar- riage: "Well, uo, I don't know if I would marry for money alone, but if a man had plenty of money, allied te a sweet dine- sition, and a mustache that curled at both ends and nice blue eyes and a social po- Otion; if Ile lod a distinguished slatus in a professioii or even tee Mereliant, find his father was rich and his mother and sisters aristocratic, and he wanted to marry me, and he would promise to let me have my own way in everything and keep me liberally supplied with money and havo a splendidly furnished town house and a handsome country residence, was liberal about diamonds and other gems, also about the milliner, never grum- bling, and I really and truly loved him, 1 shouldn't! consider marriage a draw- back." Clerical Humor. "That was an excellent discourse you delivered last Sunday," remarked a vet- eran minister of the gospel to a rising young preacher, "but I would hardly call it a sermon." "Why not, doctor?" demanded the oth- er. "Because you had no text." "Don't you call such a discourse a ser- mon unless it has a text?" "Certainly not." "You have read the sermon on the mount, have you not?" "Many, many times." ,"Well, it has no text." "Ou the contrary, my dear young friend," said the veteran, "it is composed entirely of texts." seamickneau. The cause of seasicknese, according to Health, is one's conscious or unconscious effort to withstand the motion of the ship, instead of yielding to it. "Let go, give up," says Health, is the whole seciet of! avoiding nausea. If in bed when the ail- ment firSt comes on,- the voyager is to wedge himself in with a life preserver, so that he will roll with the vessel. He is to relax his arms, legs, toes—the entire body. The hack, the throat, the face and the mind are to be "let go." On deck one may swagger as if tipsy, but in doing so he gets his "sea legs," and, that 'is the whole secret. The Irish Long and Short of It. An Irishman wished to have a note dis- counted about Christmas. The bank offi- cers objected to the long time it had run. The Irishman said, "But, then, you. don't consider how short the days are at this time of the year." Among the Burmese a newly tnarried couple, to insure a happy life, -exchange a mixture of tea leaves steeped in non. I-ore.t-ts cover cne-tenth of the land of ea:111 and one-quarter of Europe's land eurface. "Nc one is more convinced that the car- rying of weapons is cowardly,". said ths corn fed philosopher, "than the big man that has been bluffed by some little man with a gun." California could be cut up_Into states about the Wm ot New Xerkt hr. ANILETSS, BICYCLTSTA and r Viers aboild al- ways keep HAGYARD'S YELLOW oil. on hand- N‘thing like it f stiffness and sore...Ails a the 11111••• cleft, bprainP., bruises, cuts, eie. A clean prepa-ation, w:11 not ttain cloteing. Price 253. Backache, al leach°, swelling of fe t and aoldes. pufli og• under the eyes,freq Ica ttai rst,scanty,cloudy, thick, highly colored urine, FrEqlent urisation, burning senaation when urinating. Any of the above symptoms leads to Bright's 4is- ease, dropv. diabe'es et". DOAD'e Kidney Pilla'aze a sure eine for all kidney dheases. TO! MARIE MONEY it 's teoessary to have a clear, brikht brai ), a cool head frie from pain. and stronz, viproue nerves. Milburn's Heart and Nerve Pule MI/orate and brighten the braio, strengthea the nerves, and remove all heart, nerve and broin trouble. e If you take a Laxa-Liver Pill to -night, before re - Urine, it will work while you sle p, without a gripe or pain, curing biliouate eontipation, dysp-wia, and sick headache, and make yau feel bet'air tu the morni:g. PASSED 16 WORMS. I gme Dr. Low's Womr Syrup to my little girl two -and -a -half ears old ; the reru't was that she passed 16 worme in five days, Mrs. B. Roy, ililmanagh, Cut_ A Red Hot Ses.kion During the hot summer sea,on the Meal gets over, heated, the drain- on the pyetem is severe and the ap- retite is often lost. Burdock Bloid Bitters pivillea and invigorates the blood, tones up the system, and eitores lost smite. Grand Trunk. Railway Excursion tio Chicago, going July 24, 25, 26. Single fiist-elase fare for return, geed until July 30th, with privilege of .extensics until Augnet,,24th on payment of 50e. W. SOMERVILLE, Agent Commercial 13uilding, SEAFORTH. 105M SIbN . CIRCULAR OF THE SAW 1-1 ct- MI Pc - )7:5 1-1 t•-, • Po e -r• CD Co Po ree egt 0 20 et- t--( 1:$ a, 0> t 8 Cid a) <I CD 1-=1 a: It pp f"4 .P)74 - N 47411 a; CD 0 0 FiD P I..▪ , • 0 1:74 • CD to -▪ 6'1 1.... --CD L-1 el - CD ,S.r. C/3 t:D C72 et. o (3) 0 • cm L:o trI P-3 /Mt .51) CD 0 ft, ct- et - Pis a) co rye to et- cs, 03 ,51-• 0 t=rj CD rn et- ot) e c vamp qsom THE SEAFORTH Musical - Instrument EMPORIUM. ESTABLISHED) 11373. Owing to bard times, we have con- cluded to sell Pianos and Organs at Greatly Reduced Price& Organs at 825 and upwards, an Pianos at =responding prices. See us before purchasing. SCOTT BROS. rho bIcKillop Mutual Fire Insurance Company. FARM AND ISOLATED TOWN PROPERTY ONLY INSURED 011111SOW. J. B. McLean, President, Kippen 1'. 0. ; Thomas trraser, vice-preeident, Brueedeld P. 0. ; Thoms4 Bays, Seoy.Trees, Soafortb P. 0. W. 0, Broad - foot, Inspector ot Losses, Seafortb P, 0. 111111110TOLL W. 0. Proadfool, &agora ; John 0. Orieve, throp ; George Dale. ilesiorth ; John Banneweis, Dublin ; James Evans, Beeohwood ; John Watt,. Liarlook ; Thomas 'ratter. Maros/10d ; John 13. Me. Dern, Kippen ; Jima, Connolly, Clinton. unarre. Rob*. Smith, Harlook ; Kohl. McMillan, Seitiorttr James Cumming Itgmondv •ts ; 3. W. Teo Solvent. vine P. O.; George tiurdie and John 0. 'Morrison, auditors Ponies detdrons to effect 'musette's or tress - ,et *Mier business will be promptly attended to se pplicetion to any of Mae above officers, addressed ts heir reanecilve poet Milne*. SEAFORTH DYE WORKS Ladies and gentlemen, thanking you ail for past patronage and now that new solutes ta as tune wish to let you know that I am still in the business, ready to do my best to give you every astiefactien in doing your work in the line of cleaning uni dyeing gentlemen's and ladies' clothing, done without bang ripped as well as to have them ripped. All wool goods guaranteed to give good satisfaction on short- est notice. Shawls, curtains, eta , modems* priers, Plesse do not fail to give me a call, Butter and eggs taken in exchange for work. IIENRY Incaoth opposite the _Laundry, north Mae street, 169Iett - #