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MAY 3, 1901.
THE
HURON
EXPOSITOR.
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MISERY AND HEALTH
A, Story of Deep Interest to All
"Women.
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,
Relating the sufferings of a Ledy Who Has
Experienced the Agonies That Afflict
So Many of Her Sex—Passed Through
Four Operations Without Benefit.
Throughout Canada there are thomands
and thousands of women who undergo daily
palm—sometimes bordering on agony—such
as only women can endure in uncomplaining
sileace. To such the atory of Mrs. Frank
Evanteof 32 Frontenac street, Montreol, will
briag hope and joy, as it points the way to
renewed health and certain release from
" I feel that I
Rein. Mrs. Evans says :
ought to say a good word for Dr. Wilhelm'
Ptak Pills, in tne hope that my experience
may be of benefit to some other suffering
worffen. 1 am now twenty-three years of
age and since my eleventh year I have suf-
fered far more than my sha•re of agony from
the ailments that afflict my sox. At the age
et sixteen the trouble had grown so bad that
I had to undergo an operation in the Mont -
reel general hospital. This did not cure
me, and a little later I undervaent another
operation. From thie I received some bene -
at, but was not wholly cured, and I contin-
end to suffer from pains in the abdomen and
bilious headache. A few years leter, having
with my husband removed to Halifax, I
waa again suffering terribly, and was taken
to the general hospital, where another oper-
ateerawas performed. This gave me relief
for two or three months, and again the old
troable came an, and I would suffer for days
at a time and nothing seemed to relieve the
pain. In February, 1899, I was again ob-
liged to go to the hospital and underwent a
fourth operation. Even this did not help
me, and, as the chloroforra administered
during the operation affected my heart, I
would not permit a farther operatioia, and
was taken home still a great sufferer. In
1899 I was advised to try Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills, and decided to do so. I have used
the pills for avian,' months, and have found
more relief from them than from the four
operations which I passed throngh, and I
warmly recommend them to all women sun
ferbag from the ailments which afflict, so
many of my sex."
Writing under a later date, Mrs. Evans
Bays : " I am glad to be able to tell you
that not only has the great improvement
which Dr. Williams' Pink Pills effected in
my condition continued, but I am now per-
feetly weil. I had given up all hope when I
tiegan the use of the pills, but they have m-
etered me to suck heelth as I have not be-
fore known for yeare. I feel so grateful for
what your metheine has done for me that I
gladly give you permission to publish my
letters in the hope that other women will
follow my exemple, and find healeh and
strength and new happineas through the tide
ot Dr, Willierncs' Pink Pills,"
No discovere in medicine in modern times
'las proved ouch a blesaing to women as Dr.
Williams' Pink Pine. They act directly
on the blood and nerves,invigorate the body,
regulate the functions and restore health and
strength to the exhaueted patient when
every effort of the_ physician proves un-
availing. 0 her so-called tonics are mere
I
imitationa of these pills and ehould be re-
fused. Theg nuine bear thelull name, "Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People," on
the wrapper eround each box. They are
sold by all dealers in medicine, or can be
had post paid at 50e a box, or six boxes far
$a 50, by addressing the Dr. William& Medi-
cine Co,, Brockville, Orit. '
•
A Pretty Mountain Maid.
A somewhat gay and gallant legielator
was telling to a small group of listeners, of
which a reporter was one, some of his cam-
peign experiences.
il Ontone trip in the mountains," ha said,
" I was riding along a road up a pictureeque
valley with my campaign companion, when
we met a buxom, pink-cheeked, good-look-
ing country gill on amt. As I spoke to her
after the cuatom of the country, she atop -
ped us.
" Have you seed anything of a red-head-
ed, freckled -faced feller down the crick ?"
she enquired.
" We have met three or four men ie the
latit half hour," I replied, " and one of
them was red-headed. How old was he ?"
" 'Bout my age, I reckon."
" So young as that ?" I asked, with all
my courtliness.
" That ain't so powerful young," she
eaid, without the slightest apparent com-
prehension or complaint. " He s 21 and so
am 1."
" The man we met with the red head was
twice that old. He couldn't' have been the
one you were looking for, could he ?"
" I reckon not. The man I am lookin' for
and me wuz to git mo.rried yistiddy, an'
when the time come he wazn't thar. Pap
started up the road fer him with a gun this
mornin' an' I come thia wog ."
" Thia made it interesting, and I at once
felt it my duty to offer my assistance."
" Tell me his name," I said, " and I'll
:make enquiries along the road."
" Sam Johnaon, and I'd give a ten -acre
farm to git hold uv him."
" Her anger heightened her oolonand put
zilch a brightneas in her eyes that she was
positively handsome, and 1 just couldn't
help trying another delicate compliment on
her.
“ You must exams me," I smiled and
bowed, and sent forth my softest glances,
" but with Ruch a pretty girl as you are
after me,I'd like to be Sam Johnson.
a' This time it was a ten -strike."
" Wall," she responded, as she looked
me over •critically, not to sey admiringly,
" I hadn't no objections."
" It was the only time I ever laid down
before a bluff," concluded the member,
" but that one knocked me fiat, and 1 never
knew how I got away."
•
Bronchitis is Now Epidemic.
Bronchitis is be,coming very prevalent, but
is not now incurable for Caterrhozone cures
even the worst caeca. Catarrhozone Inhaler
sends the healing medicated air into every
air paseage in head, bronchial tubes and
lungs ; it reaches the germs and destroys
them. Catarrtrozone soothee. and coolt the
inflamed membranes, quickly cures the dry
cough and feverishness, and the laborious
breathing and soreness in the wind -pipe are
relieved at once. When Catarrhozone is in-
haled, Bronchitie is cured in one to five
days. It has been extensively used, and
never once failed. Even oases of 5, 10, and
20 years standing that have battled the
skill of the best physioians; have been cured
Catarrhozone. Your doctor can tell you
that Ca,tarrhozone is one of the grandest dis-
coveries of the century, and that he always
prescribes ib for Bronchitis, Asthma, and
Catarrh. Get it to -day, and be cured. Price
Site) ; small size 25 cents, at Fear's drug
stare, Seaforth, or from Poison & Co.,
Kingeton, Ont.
•
Surprising..
elime to the dentist's with hie jaw
very much swollen from a tooth he desired
to have pulled, But, when the suffering
eon of Erin got into the dentist's chair and
easy the glistening forceps approaohing his
face, he positively refused to open his
mouth. The dentist quietly told his page
boy to prick his patient with a pin, and
when Pat opened hie mouth to yell, the
dentist seized the toath, and out it came.
Thia signature is on every bo/.c of the genuinq
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets
the remedy that curets a cold In one dat
“ It didn't kurt eis much as you expeoted
would, did it ?" the dentist asked e iling-
ingly,
s ad -
g his
pricked
did I
like
ly. " Well, no," replied Pat, he ita,
as if doubting the truthfulness o h
mission. But," he added, pi,
hand on the spot where the bo
him with the pin, " begorra, litt e
think the roots would reach d w
than"
et
A Blind Doctor.
Blind for 18 years, George S. Do bins, of
Chicago, has graduated one of tilt 1 ighest
men in hie class of 49, from the 0 icago
Homeophatic Medical College. , 119 w 11 be-
gin practice at once with a dow town
specialist on lung diseases.
Dr. Dobbins—he was given permiss on to
write M. D. after his name n ag y six
months ago—entered the mediae, ollege
four years ago in spite of the prote ts of the
faculty. None of the professors b lieved
that he could kee up with hie claed, and
some of theni sal it was not fai o the
other students to saddle this bur en upon
them. They believed the class wo k would
ti
be retarded. .
But the student not only kept up with
his fellows, but passed many of them. In.
fact, the facility regards him to -day as the
brightest man in certain studies that ever
has received a diploma from the college.
Loss of sight has developed Dr. Dcbbins'
'lenses to a acute degree, and he poetesses a
memory remarkable for its retentiveness,
while his ear is so keen that he clan hear,
sounds within a petient's chest w ioa can-
not be heard by other physicians without
the aid of the stethoscope.
Dr. Dobbins is the first blind m n to
graduate from a Chicago medical c liege,
and in all the country there are' o ly. eightt
sightless men who are practicing p ysiciana.
He has the largest number of rai ed -letter
booke, made specially for the blin , in! the
city.
Dr. Dobbins is 46:yeare old. Hi father,
T. S. Dobbins, was - president of he Chi-
cago & Pacific Railroad Company. It was
while in the aervioe of this comp ny_that
the young man's eyes began to fail. n in-
flammatory disease attacked them, d an
operation whichmemoved one of t e was
followed'rapidly by an acute attac which
destroyed the eight of the other.
•
Dancing as an Exeroi
A New York physioian with a
statistics has been eatitnating the
covered by a woman in dancing thr
ordinary brill room pregramme.
An average waltz, the doctor e
takes one over three quarters of a 1
square dance makes you cover half
the same distance is covered by th
while a rapid gallop will Oblige yo
just abeut a mile. Say there are P
which is a fair average, ,these alo
9 miles.
Three gallops added to this m
distance 12 milem while from 3 to
dances, at a half mile each, brittg
total to from 13 to 15 miles, this, t
out reckoning the promenade
extras.
" As a means of ,exercise," flays
eician; h it will thus be 800111 that
standt at the head of the list!! In •
instance, the maim part of the
consists in welkin e around the link
ing up the ball, arid yet, even in
so much ground is covered es in ae
dancing. '
No wonder a woman is always
mlay " after the ball."
-0--
ind for
distance -
ugh the
tirnates,
ile. A
a mile,
- polka,
to travel
wait zee,
e make
keo the
5 other
up the
with.
n'cl the
he phy.
dancing
golf, for
exercise
, follow.
olf, not
veningai
tired the
Childish Promise.
" I think," said the manager, that my
youneeat daughter is going to kecome a
great opera singer."
" The child is rather young t warrant
prodictione as to a career," re lied the
friend. " But I nhave observed certain
memory for ntusic."
" Yes, she I has all the chara teristica.
Every time she opens her lips it is either to
sing or ask for money."
•
Bed -ridden 15 years.— If any-
body wants a Written guarantee tom me
personally as ato my wonderful c re from
rheumatism by, South American RI eumatic ,
Cure I will be the gladdest wom n in Ithe
world to give it," says Mrs. Jo n Beau'.
mont, of Elora. had despaire of re-
covery up to the time of taking this wonder-
ful remedy. It cured completely." 58
For sale by I. V. Fear, Sear) the
•
Why Buchanan Never arried,
" Mr, Butshanan, whe was the fi st bache-
lor elected to the Presidency of th United
Stetes was 65 years of age when elected,
and he'd deliberately given himself up to a
life of celibacy," writes William P Trine in
the May Ladies' Home Journal. In the
days when he was a young lawyer at Lan -
easter, Pennsyliania, he had loved Mies
Coleman, a beautiful daughter of citizen
of that town. They had been en aged to
be married when one day he was urprised
to receive from her a request to re ease her
from the promise, According to Mr.
George Tieknor Curtis, the 13 paration
originated in a misunderetanding on the
part of the lady, who was unusual y Heusi-
tive, over some small matter exagge ated by
giddy and indiscrete tonguee. S on after
the enstrangeroent she was sent t
delphia, and there died suddenly. ' hrough-
out the rest of his life, or for netsrl half a
century, Mr. Buchanan is not k ovvn to
have revealed to anybody the circumstances
wicrisse
•
PIM
LE
•
These Troublesome, Disfiguring
Blemishes can be Remcpred
by the all Powerful Blo d
Purifying Burdock
Blood Bitters.
.
The naSty little pimples that come
ou the face and other parts of the
body are simply indications that
the blood is out of order and re-
quires purifying,
They are little irritating remind-
ers, to you that you need a course of
treatment with Burdock Blood Bit-
te1.14V.hen B.B:B, makeS your blood
pure then the pimples -will-vanish
and,Your skin become soft and clear.
evidence worth consider -
Mrs. Morriee Ketch,', Bristol,
Carl e ton Go . , wri tes : - I;
take great pleasure ,in recommend- -
jug Burdock Blood Bitters to every
one troubled with pimples. I wai
for years that 1' would break out
with them at times on my face and
back tried sorts of remedies,
including doctors' . medicine—, -.but
-everything failed to enre me.
At hist I heard of B.B.B. and
thought I would try it.
When T pul finished taking
two bottles I felt a great deal better,
so kept on usin it until I had taken
in all six bottles. It has completelY
and permanently removed every
-pimple from my body and I never.:
felt better in my life than I do at
the present time:
• •
• it •
of, this romantic tr
sea that it had oha
and had led hirn
as a distraction fro
ag , long afber he
to private life, he
pa kage eontainin
re les whicli would
yo thful sdrrow, a
ov dently with the
be ore hfe death,
hi will was read, it was
di ;toted that the p tikeg
without being ope ed, a
w a obeyed.
1.1
pain; over your e •
OM, Short
ead.—Does yo
stye ? These' ar
Catarrh. Dr. Alp
vain cure most s
velleusly short ti
a wick it's a pre c
s anding it's just a
For sale by I,
gedy, He would only
ged levee and plans,
ore deeply into polities
his grief. In his old
ad retired permanently
called attention to a
, he said, the papers and
explain the cause! of hie
w ioh -he peeserved
idea, f revealing them
ut hen he died, and
ound that he had
should be burned
d his injunction
Pu
r hea
es ?
cert
ew's
ubbor
e. If
re.
effecUve. 50 cents. -57
V. Fear, Seaforth.
inleEss.
linemen for the Miohi-
pany, and is known to be
like to wear a hat on
kind hearted old lady
ay, near Saline, digging
a post hole. So she
and got one of her hus-
Clears the
ache ? Have you
s the breath Offen.
in symptoms oi
atarrhal Powder
cases in a mar-
ou've had Catarrh
f ins of fifty years'
iBr
Bill Fletcher is a
gen Telephone Co
Witty. He doesn't
het days' either.
saw Bill 'the other
away bareheaded a
went into the bouts
rat old hats.
“ It's too bad y
t ke this oue," Rai
o end her; Bill
X hen the job Was
t e door, and, tha
uld not keep the
" But you must
ill bake your brae
spmething over yo
er."
" Oh, no, I
aven't got any br
e digging postho
u ha en't got a hat ;
she ; and pot wishing to
amp ed the proffer.
(tempt ted he went to
king her, said that he
hat.
eep i ," she said. ig You
a outat you don't wear
✓ hea this hot weath-
on't
ins.
ea."—
D L JOBj
•
les, the Reslt of
d, ade Life ,
eara le.
SUFFER
oils and Pim
Bad
said Bill. " I
f I had I woeldn't
tleetrical Review.
RE-ISSEAU LE B
pecial).—An esti able
in this village, las be
ith boils. Mies A arie
ud the torture slit has e
escription.
For a long ti e, the
ainful evidences o bad
earing, first on o e part
n ,anothert She as nay
She doctored, au tried
inds, but nothing did he
s,ened the trouble in the 1
riey Pills cured her, She
" It is a long time that
airing of boils on the leg,
through baa blood.
," I tried mauy medicin
Two boxes •of Dodd's
Me. I praise them alway
' Dodd's Kidney Pills pu
nature's way through the
•
A Sleep Walker'
Feat.
Gums') IlIS WATCHFUL 001PANIoNS OVER
EERILOUS PLACES IN P !JI.FErl SAFETY.
mil,
" An interetting case o so mbulism is
reported by Al. Badaire di ctor of the
Normal Reboot at Blois, ranee. It is ace
credited by Dr. Dufay a d printed in the
' Proceedinga of the So iety of Psychical
Reaearcht writes Dr. . Osgoed Mason,
in the May Ladiee' Home Journal. " Theo-
dore Janicaud Was a pup' at the Normal
school and in the mont of Jtly of his
4soond year he commence to w lk in his
eleep. On one occasion h got p in the
eight determined 'to go fi hing. is broth-
er-in-law, M. Sirtfonet, ecided to accom-
pany him, but, before star ing he succeeded
in inducing him to alter . Is plans aud go
and visit a relative inst ad. ccordingly
this was done, Janicau remaaning fait
aaleep and undisturbed b the arking of
dogs or the fatigue of a lo g walk Finally
he was ready toereturn, and on the way,
comieg to a narrow and dange •ous path
oloae to the river, his brot er-in 1 w caution-
ed him to go carefully in the darkness;
Janicaud, with some scor , declar d that he
oould see the better of th two, a d to prove
it asked Simonet if he co ld see he match
under his foot. Simon t felt under his
foot, and sure enough the e was t le match.
It was a dark night, and beside Janicaud
was some 30 feet ahead of him an had his
nightcap drawn closely o er his f us."
•
Where Doctors d agr el—Phy-
sicians no longer consi er it c tering to
n quackery " in recomm nding n practice
ao meritorious a remed for I digestion,
Dyspepsia and Nervousness as So ith Ameri-
can Nervine. They realize that t is a step
in advance in medical cieece 'nd a sure
and permanent cure fo diseas s of the
stomach. It will cure y u.-60
For sale by I. V. Fear, Sea orth.
•
Dog's Day Over in he londike.
The day of the dog is o ming t an end in
the Klondike. There ar pleat, of dogs
there yet, and there ie plenty of work for
them to do, but their val e is st adds/ go-
ing down. A year or tw ago evtfound.
lands, St. Bernardo and even ollie doge
were_bought upby speoul tors he e in Can-
ada and shippodeto Skag ay an Js,neau,
where they commanded b g pile s as sled
dogs, while Malamoots, t e eatite doge of
the country, born and bre to ha d work on
the trail, commanded fro $25( to $500
apiece.
But that is over now. The t olley and
the locomOtive have driv n the dogs and
sleds off the welltravelle road between
the Klondike and the coa t, and hough in
travelling to the out of the w y mining
camps the miners atill use dogs nd sleds,
where each man used to t avel wi h a team
of from 5 to 8 animalt to a sled he now
makes shift with 2.
The reasoln for this, ace rding to return-
ing miners, is that roadhouses are more
plentiful, and new supplies can obtained
at a dczen points where t ere wa onla one
or none at all a year or t o ago. It is easy
now, therefore, foe a miner to ravel be-
tween distant points wit, a ligh sled and
something less than 200 p uncle 0 food and
equipment for himself•an his am ale.
There is small demand n the Klondike in
these days for any but the na ive dogs,
whose breed has been im roved. TheY are
.a hardy race, produced by mati it Scotch
collies with native wolves Som breeders
have made fortunes out of the . Now,
under the competition of the cars, dogs that
would fetch $500 apiece formerl are dis-
posed of gladly for $60 or $100.
• •
Rough on the Burg ar.
Burglars may be intere ted to now that
a new terror awaits them A re olver has
been invented with a mi iature earehlight
attachment, which enable the h useholder
to fire with deadly accura y in .t e darkeet
room. With the ordin ry wea on it is
usually the biggest ' an moat expensive
mirror in the room or the pet ric-a-brac
cabinet that receives the ads, while the
triidnight intruder escape in the darkness.
, But with this new re elver the house-
holder has Bill Sykes a his mercy. A
slight pressure on the tri ger lights a small
eleetric lamp placed in t e tube just be-
neath the barrel. Thiel throws a small
beam of light like a bull's-eye lantern. This
beam shows exactly whe e the bullet will
strike when the revolver is fired, and by
Que,, April 29 —
lady, whose home
n much afflicted
rbour is her name,
duted is beyond
e unpleasant and
lood have been ap-
of her body, then
r free from them.
medicines of many
any good or lea-
flet Dodd's Kid -
writes -
I
I have b en suf-
which was caused
a, but no good,
idney Pills cured
rify the blood in
kidneys. ,
s Wonderful
simply fiats
ptrruodveidremdawy
may be use
recharging.
" There I
says a Phi
man whets
steady °ha
as shrewd a
day the seri
'seldom corn
Moe, and as
btok-keepe
sion 011 hie
he mid :
" How a
are at your
attention t
own reward
ing now a
The you
hesitation,
sir ; but I
Infante
cured of cr
using Vapo-
Wrote
Narratin
double pers
'cites, in th
the case of
seminary w
aux, Franc
ting up at
ism, going
writing his
had finish°
carefully a
broad pie°
tween hia e
difference t
recited just
obstruction.
to his eatisf
in the morn
idea of wha
had no kno
manuisorip i
ing it about the room the in -
be discovered. The weapon is
th its own elec ric battery and
over and ove a ain without
hat He E rn d.
in the employ of our house,"
adelphia sales an a young
aseistent book- eeper. He's a
minds hie own business and is
they make them. The other
or partner of th firm, who
s round, made t ur of inspec-
he approaches he assistant
he noticed th solemn expres-
ace. Dasirleg o e congenial,
e you, young
ork, That
business will
Tell me, wh
eek ?"
g man, with
anawered : '
m only getting
an
8
lw
t a
I see you
ood. Close
ye bring its
e you earn-
ut a moment's
T enty dollars,
al of that.' " •
Like
Strings -
tion of ma
from heart
almost co
ahout my
have welco
for the He
acle.''—Th
For sa
o young to take me eine may be
up, whooping co g and colds by
resolene—they brea he it.
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Sermons in Fre Sleep.
" some mine
nality," pr.
May Ladies'
" young ems
th the arohbish
, who was in th
ight in aconditi
o his study and
ermons in the
one page he r
d properly c
of cardboard
es and hie w
him. He wro
he same as if t
Having atm
otion he ieturn
ng he had 130
he had done in
ledge of it un
his own hand
Tearing t e Heart
" It is not withi the concert -
to measure my gr at sufferings
disease. For y rs I endured
tent cutting nd earing pains
heart, and rnahy time would
ed death. Drt gnew's Cure
rt has worked a vieritable mir-
s. Hicks, Perth 0 t.-59
e by I. V. Fear, S aforth.
ka le oases of
0 good Maeon
11 me Journal,
esi stic in the
p , of Borde-
e abit of get -
n f somnambun
composing and
ar 1 When he
ad it over and
rr cted it. A
terposed be.
iti g made no
e, ead and cor-
er had been no
le ed his work
d to bed, and
he slightest
th night, and
he saw the
ri ing."
Tra-ning His Chi dren.
There is man who fancies he is the head
of his hou e, This part= ar man hap
several sma 1 children, and tt pleases him to
talk a great deal on the trainin of children.
A few days ago he hid frierds visiting him,
His two litt e sons began to play about
noisily. It is one of his theori s that child-
ren should bey implicitly. H wanted his
friends to s e how he carried i out in the
training of is own children. " Johnny "
he said, ate nlY, " stop that noise indent-
ly." John y looked up in si rprise, then
grinned a li tle. " Oh, Fredd , ' he eaid to
his brother s thoy went on wi h the noise,
" just hear apa trying to tal like mem-
me."
Swift Work.
James M. Beck, of Phi adelphia, at a
dinner in N ,w York recently refuted the
charge that the people of Pennsylvania are
slow by say ng that within one hour after
Governor It aver was inaugurated a Phila-
delphia politician applied to him for the
position of enitor of the capitol. The goy-
,
ernor replie that the place had been filled
half an hou before. A fow days after-
evaide the d eappointed office seeker saw the
drowned bo y of that janitor hauled out of
the river. e rushed to the governor and
applied aga n, saying : " I have just Eeen
my rival's c rime pulled frbm the river,"
" Sorry," eplied the governtr, " but I
have just gi en the berth tc tee man who
saw him fat in."
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A eleplaone Tangle.
" Are yo• there ?" " Ye ." " Who are
you, please ." " Watt." What is your
name, ple se ?" " Watt' my name."
" Yes ; wh t is your name f" " I say my
name is W tt." " Oh, we141 I m coming to
see you thi afternoon." " 411 right. Are
you Jones ?' " No, I'm Knott." " Who
are you t en • please ?" • " I'm Knott."
" Will you tell me your name please ?"
Will. K ott." " Why won't you ?"
" I say my ame is William Kaott." " Oh,
I beg your ardon !" " Th n you II be in
this aftern on it I come ound, Watt ?"
" Certainly Knott." The • were " rung
off " by t e exchange. •1 in now what
Knot wan s to know is wh :r Watt will
be in r no
•
th
No Made in G r any.
RUSSELS, Ont., e 31st, 1900.
J . M Me end, .
cLeo 78 Laboratori,
Go erich, Oat.
Des r Sir, Having receive great and last-
ing b netit rom your medi in , I write to
expre e my gratitude for th eatotation of
that recio s boon, health Seven years
ago I felt y trouble comi g OIL It was
stoma h tr uble, of eornetim s ne and some-
times anot er kind, genera ly changing its
name with he different ph sicians I con -
suite . S mo said ulcerate stomach, some
said c neer, and others see ed puzzled as to
.
what as r ally wrong. 1 a sometimes a
little ette , and then a gr at deal worse.
This ent n for three year , when I found
I had to do something, or e se I would be
una,b1 • to a tend to my ho a aed family.
Abou this ime we left et r home in the
country an moved to Farg orth Dakota,
where we h ve since lived; I was treated
by several r octore who had h name of he.
iiig eplendi men in their . or fession. One
of them Mk a most success ul practitioner,
and any be efit I received was *Whits hands.
In spite o care and medi 1 e, however, I
beceme dat y weaker and eaker, uptil at
length the ospital was sits eeted as a pos-
sible aid t recovery. WI. h the hope of
getting reli f, no matter fro what source,
I' was take there, but in tead of getting
better I go worse and wou d I believe have
died, had I been left there much longer. I
then went aok to my old doctor and was
still taking his medicine w en I decided to
come over nd see my old ome and Mends
in Canada once more. I rrived here in
your remed es very highly ta n e. I thought
II
December 899, and while itti 1 on the train
for Brussel I met a lady who recommended
I could do no harm to try : them. Shortly
after New ears I got a bottle of your Sys-
tem Renov tor and a bottle of McLennan's
Liniment. It was not in vain this time, for
from the ti e 1 began you medicine I be-
gan slowly ut surely to improve in weight
and strengt right along, a d that dreadful
pain in my tomaeh and th vomiting which
distressed e so much bee& e a thing of.th
past. 1 gain d twenty poun s in two months
It is unn emery to ea more, tor I
can truly s y that I have ot for years felt
ho well as I do now. I a going back to
Dakota and I am taking some of your Reno-
vator with ' me. 1 hope that you may be
spared Ion in life and that your remedies
may cure ore, as they did me.
Y urs sincerely.
MRS. 'ANNIE LOCAN.
Sold by A r. Roberts, Seaforth,
1740-2
a MILITARY EXECUTION.
The Banging or a Danny Deaver
Seen by Six Thousand. Soldiers'.
"I was compelled unwillingly sonic)
years ago," says a wiiter in .Seraps,
"to be a spectator at a military execution
in a great station in the northwe§t peov-
inces of India. There bad been so many
shooting cases of late that the command-
er in chief ordered the execution to take
place on the parade ground and, all the
vailablo troops to be on•the ground. It
was in the cold weather, two or t ree
regiments were passing through, and
these were ordered to go into camp ntil
the dreaded day arrived.
"lit daybreak the five British. and foul
native regiments were marched to the
parade ground and formed up into three
e'sdes of a square, on the incomplete side
being a wooden Platform which was top.
ped by a couple of uprights and a c 'oss-
beam, frorn which a rope dangled emi-
rsously. As I was a noncom. I had a ood
tetmortuesity of scrutinizing my comr des'
faces as we 'stood easy.'
"As I glanced along the line my
thoughts went back to the day, when I
bad seen many of these men engaged hi
the bloodiest battle of modern days,
working their 'toole' among the ;seething
masses of heathendom, with that aroma
flush on their faces never seen except on
the faces of victorious troops. aelatv ev-
elm, face wore an ashen hue; they fidgeted
attain bit their chin straps, twiqted.their
-tuestaches with unsteady hands, and did
their level best to apPear as undoncerned
Its possible. A ghastlier failure I never
Nave before or since. Despite the oppor-
tunities afforded me of moVing: about, 1
felt, to say the least of it, particalarly
I
uncomfortable.
11 thought what a change the sight of
an enemy would effect in those ghastly
beings before me! Alas, there was noth-
ing to kill that morning, save a poor
Tommy Atkins who had rim amuck
among his fellow men and shot a supe-
rior, and now he was to meet his death
at the hands of a half caste: ,
"My nausings were broken In upon by
the thud of a muffled drum away- down
by the whitewashed bungalows. Name-
diately the dead march in 'Saul' came
wailing over the cold morning air. , 'At-
tention!' With a rattle our rifles 'were
brought into the order, and then Iwo wait-
ed. Oh, such a long time it seemed to Me '
before tbe long procession resolved itself
into a funeral,- party, but with the chief
character in the procession in the full
vigor of manhood.
"Leading the procession was in armed
party with arms reversed, then the band
and drums, followed 'by an escort of four
men, surrounding a fair haired, handsome
young soldier, who marched past us with
head erect and with firm step, the coolest
man out of the 6,000 present. The step
of many of the band and escort was er-
ratic, but the bare headed soldier never
made a false step the whole time, he
even calling the attention of one of the
escort to 'change step.'
"He mounted the scaffold, accompanied
by the chaplain, the provost marshal and
two men; the band ceased playing, and
then began the most solemn of all litur-
gies, the 'burial of the dead.' Ere this,
however, he was asked if he wished to
address his comrades. His words were:
'Comrades, I deserve my fate. I'm heart-
ily, sorry Or what I've done and hope
God will forgive me. Keep away from
drink; never lose your tempers. tGed
bless you all. God help mel'
"During the pinioning process the chap-
lain repeated the burial service or, rather,
extracts from It, and just as the bolt was
drawn repeated the 'words, 'Lord, receive
his soull' Many ejaculated a fervent
'Amen!'
"Instantly the brigadier's voice rang
out: 'Fours—right. By the left—quick
march!' The whole force was marched
past the scaffold and made to 'eyes right'
on arriving there, so that every man
should see the quivering mass which was
susp:onded from the beam. We marched
back to -the camp, right glad to get away
from the scene; yet, try as we might, we
could not cast off the gloom which had
settled upon us. During the time we
were waiting on parade scores of_ men,
principally youngsters, fainted, as their
nerves were overstrung at the thought of
What was coming. '
"Although I had seen an execution of a
civilian, It made not one tithe of the im-
pression on my mind as did this execu-
tion."
How Straight Is a Chinaman?
A Chinaman is' universally considered
to be a liar. And so he is. But after a
few years of initiation I have never found
much difficulty in extracting the truth
from any Chinamari, be he milkman or
mandarin. Not only so, but I have always
felt great confidence in the truthfulness
of my own servants, though they often
popped out sundry lies. We have our
own lies—divorce court lies, club lips, so-
ciety lies, husband and wife lies and so
on. The distinction is that we lie with a
different motive. A Chinaman is thought
to be a thief. I always kept the safe
locked, possessed no jewelry 1 had not
always on, and I never locked up any-
thing but money and important papers;
particularly, I never locked up wine or
cigars. During the whole course of my
life in China (with one notable exception,
when a thief at an Ann walked off with
me and my bed in my sleep, deposited me
in a handy spot and extracted a valuable
fur coat from underneath me) I was nev-
er robbed of anything.—Parker's "China,
Her History, Etc."
The Sponge.
If you look at the sponge you use for
your bath, you will eee that it is covered
all over with small holes, with here and
there toward the top some •largo ones.
Now try to realize that in life this crea-
ture, the skeleton of which you wash
yourself with, was composed as to its
fleshy parts of small cells. The whole
structure as it was in life might be com-
pared to a city intersected by canals.
Evee so many little canals gave entrance
to the sea water, which was expelled
through the big orifices. In this way it
was managed that no large foreign ob-
jects could be sucked in, while the sew-
ers, as they might be called, were wide
enough to drive anything out by.
Ito Changed Appearance.
"My, the house looks changed NOM
way!" said the lady who had moved out a
month or two before and . returned to
make a call and see what kind of furni-
ture the new tenants had.
"Yes," her hostess replied; "we've
cleaned it up."
Engagement Confidences.
"Yon trust me thoroughly, don't you,
Ethelt"
"Of course, Edgar; but, tell me are
the installments on this diamond visit all
mid off.,"- •
_Cleaning Jewelry. -
Jewelry can be most successfully clean-
ed by washing it in hot eloapsuds to which
a few drops of ammonia have been add-
ed. Theb shake off the water, rinse in al-
cohol, rub the articles dry, then drop in
a box of jewelers' sawdtst. This method
leaves neither marks nor scratches and
gives great brilliance to both,jewele and
mold or silver.
Don't \Wake
the B by.
Did you kn w you could
11
give medicin to your child-
ren while thei were sound-
ly sleeping? ' You certainly
can. It is called Vapo-
Cresolene, ou put some
Cresolen in the vapor zer, light the
lamp. g -n3 place near t e bed. The
children quietly breath -in the vapor.
There is nothing eq al to it for
whooping cough, croup coldS, cough,
sore throat, and all other troubles of,
the throat and chest It is eco-
nomical, pleasant, safe. 22
Vapo-Cresolene is sold by dr ggists everywhere.
A Vapo-Cresolene outfit, includii g the Vaporizer and '
Lamp, which should last a life -t me, and a bottle of
Cresolene, complete, 61,5o., eat a supplies of Creso-
lene 25 centsland 5o cents. ted iolooklet contain-,
lng ohysiciar' testimonials free won request, VAPO.
CRESOLENE CO.. 18o Fulton St , New York, U,S.A.
Recommended and sol by I. V. Fear,
Druggiat,ISeaforth,
Good Story of M
The following excerpt
Afacaulay's little volume
which was printed in 1
circulation, shows Ma
. —
eanlay.
from Margaret
on her brother,
64 for private
aulay's catlike
ability always to fall on his feet:
"One day Tom said jokingly that there
are some things which always inclined
him to believe In the predominance of
evil in the world. Such, he said, as bread
always falling on the buttered side and
the thing you want always being the last
you come to. 'Now, I will take up vol-
ume after volume of tbis Shakespeare to
look for "Hamlet." Yeti win. see that I
shall came to it the last of all.'
"The first volume he tea up opened on
aElamlet.' Every one laughed.
" 'What can be a etronger proof of
vvhat I said?' cried he. 'For the first time
le my life I wished that what I was look-
ing for would come up last, and for the
first time in my life it has come up
first."'
Chinese Custom..
A correspondent of the London Graphic
says that the friends of the dead in. Chi-
na beg permission to burn quaint paste-
board images of men and cattle shaped
in crinkled paper on the spot where the
dead lie. The ceremony is a mark of re-
spect and Is believed also to act as a sed-
ative on the departed spirits. Another
curious custom in China is the destruc-
tion at funerals of bogus bank notes bear-
ing a huge face value, which are a token
'that the friends of the dead are over-
whehned with grief and so forgetful of
worldly matters they lavish their sub-
stance even to the verge of bankruptcy.
These bogus notes are specially manufac-
tured and sold for the finaacial effect.
they produce at a funeral.
Slue Got It Free.
Enterprising Chemist—Here's a card,
madam. Every time you buy something
to the value of a shilling I'll punch a hole
in it. When 10 shillings are punched,
you get a siphon of soda water free.
Madam—That's a fine idea. I'll take
10 shillings' worth of postage stamps
;w.—London Fun.
Exercise and Weak Heart..
It Is not possible to lay down any gen-
eral rules as to how far it is advisable to
go in all kinds of sporting exercises and
other amusements so that no injury may
be doee to the heart, or as to how much
bodily or mental exertion each individual
is able to support. One rule, however, is
applicable iu all cases—whatever the
sport may be, in the beginning it should
be carried on slowly, with but a slight
exertion of strength, which should then
be increased very gradually. Should pal-
pitation of the heart set in after any ex-
ertion it may be taken ,for granted that
the proper amount of exercise has been
surpassed. It is also advisable for those
who devote themselves to any sport that
rcroires unusual effort to have their heart
examined from time to time by a physi-
cian.—Dr. J. M. Groedel in Good House-
keephig.
Kentuckian—He called me a liar, sir.
New Yorker—And what did you do?
Kentuckian -1 went to the funeral.
Detroit Free Press.
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9
pps s
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1713 26
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it's sot the weather that's at fault, It's your Sys-
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yoa feel dull, drowt-y, weak and miserable. Let
Ilurdc* Blood 131/eis clear away all the poisons,
putify. and enrich your blood, make you feel bright
and vigorous.
All Nerves.
Miley p °plc say they ATO 4‘ all nerves," easily
startled or upset, easily worried:and irritated. Mil -
burn's Heart and Nerve Pills are just the remedy
- people require. They restore perfect hsrmony
of the nerve centres and give new nerve force to
ehAttered nervcus systmls.
elef
In the Morning
You feel better of a • slek inadavbe or bilious spell
If ou ha‘ e lake» a Laxa-Liver Pill the night nefore.
These little fellaws work while ycu eleep, without
gripe or pd.,. .
.• • -- —
A MEDICINE CHEST is the name appropriately
applied to Hagyard's Yellow Oil. It can be used ex-
ternally or taken internally,. Cures mitt, burns,
bruises, contracted cords, stiff joints, painful swel-
liogs. quinay, sore throat, rain in the stomach, kid-
ney complaint, etc. Pi i A 25c.
Get Rid of that Cough
Before the summer cornea. Dr. Wood's Nora a,y Fine
S3 rup oonquera Coughs. Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarse-
ness, Br( net', k and all DiJeal':1-4 or the Throat and
Lunge.
•
Balmoral Builetm.
FI1111,—I was suffering terribly , with pains across
the small of pia back, taud I am pleased to say that
after takingfone cf Doilies Pills I am cured.
M. E. SANDERS,
Balmoral, Ont.
avom
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spondence cheerhally answered. ABNER COSENS.
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.Money To Loan.
The Township of Tinkersmith Ins about $3,000 of
Township Fonds to loan at current rates of interest
on first mortgage on farm property. Apply to the
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INCORPORATED, 1855.
CAPITAL PAID UP t $2,500,000
RESERVE FUND . . $2,050,000
JAMES ELLIOTT, General Manager,
HENSALL BRANCH.
Money advanced to farmers on their own
notes, with one or more endorsers.
Collections made in all parts of the world,
and returns promptly remitted, et lowest
rates of exchanges. Drafts sold on all points
in Canada, the United States and Europe.
Sterling and American exchange bought and
sold. Interest allowed on deposits remain-
ing for one month or more at _current rates
Savings Department—Interest allowed on
deposits of $1 and upward*.
Special attention given to the collection
of farmers' sale notes.
The Bank is open daily for transacting a
general banking business.
F E. BARN, Agent, Hensall BIR11311.
ItiS9-tf
SEAFORTH DYE WORKS
Ladies and gentlemen, thanking you all far past
patrenage and now that a DOW season Is at hand
wieh to let you know that I am still in the business,
ready to do my best to give you every satisfaction
in doing your work in the line of cleaning and dyeing
gentlemen's and ladies' clothing, done without being
ripped as well as to have them ripped. All wool
goods euaranteed to give good satisfaction on short-
est notice. Shawls, curtains, cte,, at moderate
prices. Please do not fail to give me a eall. Butter
and eggs taken in exchange for work. -HENRY
NICHOL, opposite the Laundry ,north Main street.
1601 -if
Merton Stock Farm,
LOT 27, CONCESSION 8, IIIBBERT
Thoroughbred Durham Claws,
Heifers and Bulls
of the most fashionable strains for sale at
reasonable pricer. Post office address,
DAVID HILL, Staffa.
1081-tf
friciCillop Directory for 1901.
trANIEL MANLEY, Reeve, 13oechwood P. 0.
ALEX. GARDINER, Councillor, Leadbury P. 0.
JOHN G. GRIEVE, Councillor, Winthrop P. 0
JAMES O'LAUGHLIN, Counoillor, Beeehwood P. 0
ARCHIBALD McGREGOR, Councillor, &earth P.0
JOHN C. MORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop P.0
DAVID M. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop P. 0.
WILLIAM EVENS, Am:airier, Beechwood P. 0.
CHARLES DODDS, Collector, Seaforth P, 0.
RICHARD POLLARD, Sanitary Inspector, Lead -
bury P. 0.
Au0on Sale of Building
Lots in the Town of
Seaforth.
Tho Tuokersinith Branch Agricultural Society
having purchased new grounds and having had their
old grounds on the Huron Road surveyed into build-
ing lots, have instruated Mr. Thomas iilrown, alto-
tioneer, to offer for sale by public auction on the
grounds in the said town of Seatorth, on Wednes-
day the 8th day of May, 1001, at 1 o'clock p.
gharp their old fair grounds now surveyed into 44
building lots. The3e aro the moat acceseable and most
eligible lots for building purposea in the town of Sea-
forrth. Terms of Salc—The purobaser will be required
to Pay ()rev° satisfactory security for one tenth of his
purchase money on the day of Salo, to pay a further
gum sufficient with the deposit to make one third of
his purchase money within thirty days from the day
of sale and to pay the balance in two_ equal 0:111311111
instalments with interest at 6 per cent. per annum
on the unpaid balance, and upon payment of his
purchase money the purchaser Oval be e»titled to
• a conveyance. On payment of the said one third
purchase money, and on signing agreement for the
completion of his purchare, the purchaser shall be
entitled to be let into pogeession of the Lot purchased
by him. Further particulars may belybtained and si
plan of the Lots may be Been Ott application to the
undersigned or to F. Holmested, Barrister, Seaforth.
THOMAS E. HAYS, Secretary. Seaforth, April
16th, 1901. 1740.3
'Do You Want Hens.
Do you want hens that lay when eggs are a higii
price? Then get eggs from our pen of barred Ply-
mouth Rooks, selected from the best winter layers_
Hens lire of Felch and Miller strains mated with a
tine co* of Conger strain. Dreseed ehioirens of this
breed brought us 60o a piece last year. Eggs, $1 for
lb.
SMILLIE BROS. , Bluevale, Ont.
Township of McKillop
Court of Revision.
The Court of Revielon for the Township of Mc-
Killop will meet at Jones' Hall, Leadbury, on
Monday, May 27th, 1901, at 1 o'clock p. rn.,
or the hearing and determining of appeals again et
the assessment roll, and for the revision of the game,
All parties interested will please take notioe and
govern themselves accordingly. JOHN C. MOR-
RISON, Clerk. 1741-3
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eleven regular teachers, owns ft0 typewrit-
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in strong demand. Winter term from Janu-
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We also give splendid coerees By Mail for
those who cannot attend oor school. All
particulars cheerfully given.
Central Business College,
TORONTO,
W. H. SHAW, Principal.
onge and Gerrard sts,-, Toronto..
156642
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ESTABLISHED, 1873.
Owing to hard times, we have -con-
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„,,
Organs at $25 and upwards, and
Pianos at corresponding prices,
See us before purchasing,
. SCOTT BROS.
rhe McKillop Mutual Fire
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DIAS0101111.
W.O. Broadfoot, Seaforbh • J3b.n G, Grieve,
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Dublin ; James Evans, Beeoh-ruod ; John Watt,
Unlock ; Thomas Fraser, Briuniield; Jahn B. Mo.
Lean, Kippen ; James Connoliy Clinton,
ASSIIPTS.
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James Cumming Egmonds -:e ; 3. W. Yeo, Holmes.
vine P. O.; George Murdierad John C. Morrison,
auditors
Pasties desirous to effect Inenranose or Mum
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.pphoation to any ot the above often, addressol
belt respective poet ogees.