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APRIL 264 1901
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STORIES
BOUT ANGLING.
There in a sto y of a herd laddie who was
accosted by an angler of the fashionable
type, dressed is the latest, with new basket
and new fishing nod, etc., to match,
" Well, boy, he said, "do many anglers
come this way
" Aye, whiles ane or twa."
"1 suppose t my have good baskets T"
" Wed, the hiv ,brve ebaskets, but
there's never mi ckle in them." -
Fish will take anything "if they only
take it into their heads," as the half-wit
said when he wits angling with a bout pin.
Boys, however, lhave resource to " guddl-
ing " when no other meane are available.
A clergyman was angling one day for trout
on a Highland stream, when he came
across some b ya " guddling " with their
sleever and tronsers rolled up. .
"1 say, boy," exclaimed the raipister,
"are you not D
hauled of yourselves to be
catching the po r trout in that way, guddl-
ing for them wi h your hands under the
stones? You know that is not a fair way
of taking them',"
The boys loolted up in astonishment, and
one of them, boder than the °theirs, re-
plied—
" G'atwan ma , it's you wha shud be
ashamed, tryin 1 to cheat them vn! sham
1
fines."
Many ministeles are enthusiastic anglers.
Another who ire& keen follower of Izaak
Walton was ou walking one Sunday when
he accidentally came upon a boy fishing.
Taken by aurpr se, the lad was so perplex-
ed and taken a ack that he allowed tho
line to sink to t e bottom of the stream,
while the rev. gentleman began lecturing
him on the eviis of Sabbath desecration.
The minister, hOwever, on seeing the float
suddenly bob under the water, brought the
lectiire to an ifupt end by exclaiming :—
Pn' it oot, an I Pu' it oat! D'ye no'
see) yenta) got a bite ?"
Some excellent stories are told at the
expense of the Clergy. A popular sports-
man one day w Int a fiahing "by Tweed's
#1,
silver stream," ith a clergyman. Bites
were plentiful, ut the sportsman seemed
te get them 'all. The reverend gentleman
fishedpatiently, and at last he hooked a
fish. It madea rush clewn stream. The
line parted, an 1 the minister's hopes and
part of Ns fishi ig tackle vanished simul-
s
taneouslY. . •
He said nothi' g for almost a minute;
then turning to irnfriend, he remarked -]-
"John, if M'O Teligious training had been
siegleoted, what do you suppose I would
have said'?"
This somehow brings to mind a story of
a gentleman fron the south who was out
fishing on a Bligb1and loch, and having
whipped the wa er for eome time without
any success, he began toles° patience.
"Confound t.1ern I" he exclaimed to Don-
ald, the boatma , " it's evident they won't
rise to day."
Hardly had h uttered the words when
he hooked a floe trout, whieh, in his excite -
1
ment, he sent ying high overhead, and
which thereby regained its liberty.
" Heeh," eaidDonald; dryly, " that ane
I
rose a fair neich onywye."
Perhaps it wa owing to Donald's "dry "
disposition that 4he angler was not more
successful. At any rate, there is another
story of an ent usiastic angler, a staunch
teetotaller, who had a good stretch of Dee
to fish in. He e gaged the tervices of an
experienced boa man, but night after night
he came back wi h empty creel. He at last
departed in disg st. When he was gone the
boatman was ap macho& and asked how
it was that an e pert angler as Mr. T. T.
was known to b had such 'a run of bad
luck.
" Aweel," sai the boatman, "he had
nae wliusky, sae I took him whaur there
wis nae fush." '
We cannot sa whether whisky is really
essential to succ 53 in anglnig, but in con-
nection with it t ere is certainly a wealth
of humor evoked'
A worthy clod r; while enjoying a holi-
day in the island of Arran, took the oppor-
tunity, along wti a friend to go fishing.
During operatiqrs the doctor's sinker came
off and was lost. Here was a dilemma—no
'linker, nb more linings tnat day, Ha !
happy thought his flask—no sooner eaid
than done.
The bottle warii filled with salt water,
carefully corked li and sent down on. its
Imission. After a few minutes' •interval.
" Ha !" quett,h e doctor, " a bite," and so
he 'pulled at raoi g speed a fine pair of whit -
in a, one on eaob hook.
ie eomparaioin in the boat exclaimed,
" Ha, doctor, twill's this time."
" Yes," replie the doctor, "and brought
up on the bottle, too Y'
Tarn and Son y, who are enthusiastic
fishers, made gr t preparations for a big
day's catch at D noon last summer. Hiring
a puota they pull d out is uouple of miles
off shore till the reached what waa reput-
ed fo be " a goo spot."
Here they ano ored.
n Got overythi g rieht, na, Tam ?" asked
Sandy. , ..
"A'S richt, Se dy ; trust me for than,"
and Tam proceed d to dole the store out of
the hamper.
" Here's the h mist au' the cutties, an'
the san'wiches a It the whusky jar, an' --
"Got the fishi g tackle ?"
"-Great Scott ! gasped Tam, " I clean
forgot that."
Several youth were angling one day
with.very little s ccess. In fact, one en-
thusiast had not von got "a bite," baa he
Was loth to admi hie lack sf success, ard
assured his cornp nions 0E4 the trout were
"nibbling grand.'
One of the oth irs, howener, approached.
the spot whore 1, is worthy son of Job was
eagerly watching rom behind a bush; for a
bite.
"Stand back, ," he eaid, warding his
cons Basica
is, by no m
disease it is
in the begii
It can al),
in the begin
is : you don'
it; you doh
won't believ
forced to.
ou s.
Don't be
to it quick—
self and at
Take Sc
Cod Liver
fully every
This' is
whatever 34
be told; an
save life.
If you have
tree sampleelt
ule6r6siaiyot
SW, and
ans., the dreadful
thought to be -7.
ning.
ays be stopped—
ling. The trouble
know you've got
believe it; you
it— till you are
nen it is danger-
fraid but attend
you can do it your-.
ome.
tt's .Emulsion of
il, and live. care -
ay.
Sound doctrine,
n -lay think or
1 -if heeded, will
ot t rl ed
agreea
OWNS,
oron to.
.001 all CI
It, send for
le taste will
Chemists,
rUgirlitha
ler
Xooka1norQ ntnraoni
or a woman, Dut i
pritaustitig. The
Onder high propre
of the eyes and the
gushed cheeks of
the attentive clerk
indicate nermus-
ness rather than
health. If this is
true nyder most
favorable condi-
tions, what shall Ilk
Wad .of those *bo
Stiffer from woman-
ly diseases, and who
endure headache,
backache,. and
other pains day
after day?
No sick waren
should itaarleet the
meant st gun for
wantonly diseases
offered in ' Rector
IN 's Vairorite
ption. It
tea tbe peri-'
s, dries enfeebl-
ing drains, heals
inflammation and
ulceration, and
sures female weakness.
women strong and sick w
«A heart overflowing With g
as e sense of duty, urges line to
tell you Of my wonderf 1 reto
Corinne C. afook, ()rang burg,
South Carolina. Itfly t e use
Favorite Prescription 1 thm enti en, a new being
1 .
compared with e poor miserable sufferer who
wrote you four tnonths ago. retuark to my
parents almost every d y that it seems alfoost
an impossibility for medicine t do a person so
much ood, During the whole summer I druid
the house, and
and felt better
31•1 WC g11 125 pounds.
case of female disease
ework
more
done
htilestS
makes weak
men well,
atitude, as well
rite to you and
erya, says Miss
rangeburg Co.,
of Dr. Pierce's
scarce y keep up to wal abott
yesterday I walked fon miles
from the exercise, I n
Mine was a complicated
In its worst forma'
Doctor Pierce's P easel'
biliousness.
Pellets curs
hiend off ; " there's a big no nibblin' at
my line the noo."
"Tuts, man ! I se your worm lyin' on
the opposite bank."
" Oh, I ken that br wly ; but I is jist
_manila' till it wad era 1 in."
Another enthuaiast c but unau cessful
angler, who had spent the whole .ay and
caught nothing, was a coated by a k eper.
" Are you aware this water is private
and that you are not llowed to t ke fish
from it, ?"
" Lesh, man," replied the angler, n I'm
no' takin'-your fish. feedin' the n."
Apoliceman'who is keea angle when
off duty, was busily dyint the r d one
afternoo.n. Though i plaia cloth so his
personality was disco ered ly a te boys,
who ealmly sat down behind some bushes
to watch hitn. By -an -by he hooke a fine
trout and was about to land it when off it
went again, the " bo by " lookino quite
perplexed over the en: pe.
" Man," cried a chi dish voice t rough
the bushes, " hoo d d ye no' p the
snitchers 'on him ?" nd then ther was a
rush of small feet in th -distance an great
merriment.
This brings to mind again an a ecdote
about. two keen angler, who had bo n , en-
joying then favorite sport one day, nd on
their return they cane = at a wayside nn for
a parting dram. They were r bowin' off the
contents of their bask ts, hen th bar-
maid asked if it was tr that fish is im in
schools ?
" Yes," Paid the on
are generally supposed o do Eo."
" Well," she replied, " from the siz3 of
the fish that you and y ur 'lend have -got,
you must have broken p a iafant cl so.
An enterprising old our tr yrnan, With a
large ereel of fine broo trc ut was et nding
in tae doorway of a rail wa station hen a
passenger accosted him an after ad iring
the fi.ih, remarked :
" Ort.ing-to take the ho e to sup er, I
suppose ?''
Nae if I oan hel it," the gr nning
rustic repliel. Thu' was a party ' city
folks gaud oot fishin' fr e here this m rnin .
They're expectit back oon, and I' just
kind o' waitinnto save their feelings."
fan TM" on,
addressed, they
Mr. Gladstone oi Teruperan e.
Mr. Gladstone in 189, statei at 'yen
pool : " Let us carry way with us, deep-
ly stamped upon our , hearts, a eel' re of
shame for the great pis ue of drunk nness
which goes through the land sappine and
undermining character breaking u Is the
happiness of fami1ica ftentimes h osing
for its victims not th'orat but the most
susaeptible. Surely- there is, hardl one
amongst us who has riot seen the pestilent.
results to which this habtt leads. We
should carry with 119 a deep and ade plate
sense of the mischief, a d at earnestiinten-
tion to do whetein us lie C.o renrove it.
Irish 1:11rimor
STORIES OF T LIE! PEAS,
NTRY.
To this month's Ninatleenth Century i Mr.
Michael McDonsgh contribute the las1 of
his inter( ging and amnSine papers, en itled
" In the Bye -ways of Rnral Ireland."
Here are some of his stories of the Irish
peasants :
The Irish peasant, h vrites, is still what
,Sir Walter Scott calle im, after -the visit
of the great novelist torelann in the tarly
thirties—hens still " 1 e gaYest fello itt.
the world under dinar les aul en -Ilion ns."
He has a cheerful way rega ding ci cum -
stances which to other would be mos un-
pleasant aud dishear ening. A pe8ant
met with an accident hich rsu1ted n
broken leg. The neig bore, of 'course, corm
miserated him. " A rah," he rem rked
with a gleam of satiefa non in his eye as he
regarded the bandaged limb, .what a bles•
sing it is that it wasn't me neck." Yes, the
irrepressible Irishman as a joke for very
occasion.
Two countrytnen wh had not seen each
, other fora long time, let at a fair. hey
had a lot of thinga o tell eaph o her.
" Shure ins married I am," said O'Brien.
" You don't tell me so ?" said B ake.
" Faith, yes," said O'B ien, "an I've •ot a
fine healthy hhey whic the enighbors say
is the very pieter of line " Blake looke for
a moment at O'Brien, ho wan not, to say
the least, remarkable for 'his good 1 oks,
and then said, "I Oc , well what's the
harrum so long as the c i1d'� healthy." nd
yet a peasant to who a witticism thus
spontaneously springs ay be very ei ple-
minded.
A London tonrist in
a bright and intelligent peasant ofthe
ders of the great metro olio. • Cheapsnle,"
he said, is crammed wi h poop e. Pico din
ly is the satne. You can hard y walk i the
Haymarket for the th Maga," and so on.
" You don't say so," s fa the peartan in
amazement. " But tell men' he added, re-
calling to mind the mo tidy fair wino is
held in the streets of
" how do they manag
sheep and pigs on fair
A man walking along
a peasant driving a wr
key, with a load of turf
tax the strength of the
to the utmost. " W
"you ought to be take
animals for loading the
that !" " Begorra, sur
who was on his way to th
try to sell the turf, " beg
reland was te ling
on -
firs native village,
with the ea tle,
aYa ?"
'country road
t hed looking
which Boerne
nfortunate an
," -said the
p for cruelt
as so heavily
said the peas
market tow
rra, if 1 didn'
•
met
on-
to
mal
an,
to
05
nt,
to
do
:,; ;WV 04
that I'd be taken up for cruelty bet', a wife
and six children,"
A landlord in the south of Ireland recent-
ly received a letter from a ,tenant in tho
following tering :
" Yer Honnor—Hopin' thin finds you in
health as it leaves me at present; your bull-
dog Bill has assassinated my poor ould don-
key."
Then, ['gear, here is a rep y given at a
recent examination of a class of little girls
for confirmation. " What is the best
preparation for the sacrarrient of marl-
MOny ?" asked the solemn nd awennispir-
big bishop. "‘ A little coo( in' me lord,"
was the reply
•
Get What You A
When you ask for any of Dr.
look lor his portrait and signature
wise. you may g b an Imitation.
gist who tries to induce you to te
to be " just as good." If he eu
he will subetitute drop in prene
getting what you ask for, and rem
are nolamily remedies to be corn
Dr. A. W. Chew, author of theism
k For.
hue's Remed ea
on the boat, other.
ware of the dreg-
s soinethion said
Mutes medicines
ptien. insist, on
rubor that there
ared to those cf
us Reoeipe Bnok,
The Old Rail ence
In t be merry chars of boyhood, wh(ln vre never knew
5
Greater theanarteh'e mumps or meant")) or a mother's out
of hair,
When a sore toe was a treasure sod a stone. bruise
Filled thlinathibear beelati with envy which they tried
notate c meal,
There were man treasured objeotti on the farm we
held mo 1 dear,
Orchard, fields, he creek we swan in, and tbe cid
spring o ol and clear,
Over there the °oda of hiok'ry sttd of oak 03 deep
end den e,
Looming pp behind the outlines of the old rail fence.
On its raileartmlicorn,
eua1 would whistle in the early sum
m
Calling to their hiding fellowa in the field of wavivg
Corp
And the rralarks and robins on the otakea
6
Mi ,
W01113 e t and sing
Till the forest shades behind them svith their melody
'souid ti ig.
The. e the catbird and the jaybird sat and called each
other names,
And the squirt° s and tte diem units playei the
chase al
Al catch me games,
nd the garter s iake wa) oflens Id unpleasant evi.
In the grdecalswe: in the corners of the (1)Id rail fence.
As we grew to early tairnhcod, wheli We thoaght the
eionntry ira
In the diadem of beauty were the very NI est pearls ;
Of I fain spel in' inhool or me in' or the jolly
• I
shuck in' 'tee
Doan the old lane we would wander a all a merry
httic " She,"
On the plea if being f ed (just the country lover
On a grassy seat 'we'd linger in t e moonlight, ste
And we'daupdelit:t al future picture to ched with CO'0- 8
most int< ego,
As we HA there in the corner of the old rail fen:o.
T'nere oze night in happy:dreaming we were sitting
handin tiend,
Up so near the g ter of heaven we Could almost hoar
She band
When she heard de3laraiion albisrered In her
, e
One he of 'en since has told me she kiAs mighty glad
t
On my headere's now a 'desert friltgel with foliage
o
And there's many a threta
ad of rsi in ace dear old
head to -day,
Yet the flame cf :q 0 is burning h or bosoms as
interne
As it but ned in tt e_corner.of that ol ra I fence.
A LADY IN ST PplIS
Mrs. OatI erine Lougi eed Tells
the Story o lier Pain and Sick.
nese, an 1 How She as En-
abled to Leave it al ehind.
STAPLES, Out., April 22.—Mrs.iCetherine
Lougheed, of t is place, has itu red for a
long time with lame back.' See was very
sick and miser ble. She was persuaded to
try Dodd's Ki lney Pill', with. the result
that she has co pletely recovered
Mrs. Laughs d'a experience h
grateful Buggers ion to several oth
the neighborho d, who have fol
.example with t ie same satisfacto
Mrs. Loughe d says :—" I quff
Lame Back for ilong time. I oo
relief. I used wo boxes of D dd
Pills, and am c mpletely eure
ly recommend odd's Kidney ill
one, as a erfe t and perman nt
Lame Back. hey are a gran
Gopd Mottoes
In the servan s' hall, at Wi ds
there hangs an old 'black -lett r
prescribing "Twelve good r les
the study of ing Charles . o
Memory." Th y are as follow :
Profane no I) vine ordinance.
Touch no Sta e mattere.
Urge no healths.
Pick no quarr Is.
Maintain no il opinions.
Encourage no vice.
Repeat no gri vances.
Reveal no see(i.ets.
Keep no bad ompany.
Make no long !meals. -
Lay no wager.
. These rules observed will ma e tlhy peace
and everlasting gisin.
A Surpritss to Ever bOdy.
The promptness wIth which Dr. hatters Kidney.
Liver Pills regulate and invigorate th action c f the
kidneys, liver and I4owei., is a surprise to everybody.
They aro the peopi 'e favorite cure or kidney die -
Te t presoript.on is ,sinally °nor Ill.
ease, liver complail, indigestion an constipation.
ho sale of this gr
ous. One pill a doe, 25 cents a box, aai dealers,
s been a
r ladies in
owed her
rod with od
Id get no
s Kidney
oan high.
to any
euro for
me ieine."
r Castle,
ocument,
found in
Blessed
Moody's Method Willa Boers.
Some of Moo Ins meetings were "open,"
in the sense- that=anyono so disposed was at
liberty to,speak or pray. But on import-
ant occasions he knew very well beforehand
who were likely to take part in the meet-
ing, and eome of the most delightful sur-
prises were what Artemus Ward would
have called "prepared improMpeue." Of
course, he was beset by cranks, but he faced
them with great courage. Wh n a speaker
was talking brerith he would, ive out the
next hymn as naturally as thoegh the man
had finished. Ilhave heard hirh say to a
speaker who had scarcely comMenced what
he had intendedito say, '=' Now sir, that is
perfect ; if you add a single word you will
spoil it. Let us sing No. n3." , When
provoked beyond measure, he oPuld be very
severe. An Australian evangelist had told
a long story of fits own glorious doings and
Severe Pains In
Back and Hips.
Mr. James blark, Conse on, Prince
rdward Count', Ont., state :—"Eleven
years ago I 'k10 taken wt h pains in
my back, sett 1ng In my h ps and ex-
tending up mr spine. The pain was
very severe, a d at times almost unen-
durable, and nany days I Was not able
to do an hours work. ThOugh / had
consulted many first-class =physicians
and tried sevn al advertised medicines,
I could get no relief,
"At this time my father -1n -law told
me to try Dr, Chase's Kidney -Liver
Pills, and saiI he knew they would
cure me. 1 se t.treci one box and great
was my surprise when I began to feel
better. I continued their Use until I
had taken abut four boxes, which
made me a so nd man. I have recom-
mended them tc a number of my friends
and have never met with one case
where they did not meet with good
euccess. My daughter, Mrs. Chas. Phil-
lips, has Also been cured Of a severe
stomach troub e by the use of these
pills." One p 11 a dose. 5 cents a,
box, at all deal rs', or Edmajison, Bates
ie Co., Toronto, Opt.
Dr. hasie's
Kidn 'If -Liver
i,s
iiis.
verkiavethemP v
Then we can't F4 -
UM you any-
thing about
them. You
k ow how dark
eve ythliag looks
and holw you are about
il
ready to z ive up. Some-
how, you can't throvi off
the terrible depression.
Are ttings really so
'blue? WI% it your nerves,
• after all? That's where
the trouble is. Your
nerves at bei4poisoned
from th impurities in
your blo !
4 Purifies he -blood and
gives po er and stability
4 to the ne ves. It makes.
' health an = strength, activ-
ity and c eerfOlness.
This is what "Ayer'."
will do fc r you. It's the
oldest Sa saparilla in the
land, the kind that was
old befo e other Sarsa-
parillas ere. known.
This al o accounts for
the sayin , "One bottle
of Ayer's is • worth three
bottdle.,s, o the! ordinary
kin
51.0 a nit ell druggists.
WaiN fito iftestim
and desire the lit re
If you have ny cor.ttlInt whit=
can possibly r eve, irrita the doctor
ply, without c • t. Ad rem
freely. Ton + 1 racer a painupt re -
DE, J. 0. Alf2R, LOWS% WIC
of the opposition he had everywhere en-
countered. As h sat down Mr. Moody re-
marked : " I ca tell you why they op-
posed you." " Why ?I' "Because you
spoke too much about yourself." This
was said in a oro ded meeting.
•
Interesting Off! ial Returns.
The return lof th clerk of the
Crown in Chancery on the general elec-
tion of last Nov mber was presented' to
Parliament recon ly. The number of re-
jected ballots in t e elention was 7,718, as
against 13,871 in 896, hich would tend to
show the superio ity of the existing ballot
form over the disc ballotof 1896.
Tshe: total vote by pr vinces was as fol.
low
°atari° 426,083
Quebec
237,259
Nova Scotia
107,836
New Brunswi k
68,340
Prince Edwar Island 21,129
Manitoba 41,780
British Colum ia 26,451
- Northwest Te ritories 23,618
Total
952,490
In t he general e eotione of 1896 the total
vote cast was :8 5,600n The largest ma-
jority, 2,772, was secured by the Prime
Minister, in Quebti East, and the smallest
majority 1, in Nor h Brune.
•
How a Sp ain oes Hurt!
But it isn't the ain al ne that is dreaded,
just think of the 1 es of time and wages.
Sprains without n mber have been cured
by rubbing Poison' Ner iline well into the
pores of the skin 8 rroun ing the joint. No
matter whether it s a sp ained wrist, ankle,
knee or back, just ry N rviline on it, and
see how quickly it will ci4re. There is only
one hounent that an be depended upon to
cure sprains, strai a and swellings, and that
is Poison's Nervilii e. Large bottle 25 oents,
at Fear's drug sto e.
Some Thing
—The annual va
of this nation ie in
000.
— Sheep thrive
moles are numerou
to drain the land.
— When wateri
week put cold tea
make them bloom
—There are bet
of Guernsey cattle
number about 12,0
—Fresh eggs ea
the year round, in
at from one pence
per dczen. Paoki
Kong 14 shillings
Sydney is 25 shilli
—Lemon juice a
dinary iron rust fr
linen.
—The use of hot
great value, altho
beauty ory out age
—The applioatio
point of a lead pen
cure its stiffnees a
Wo
ue of
round
th Kn.oWing.
the dairy products
figures $500,000, -
eat ii a pasture where
. This mole boles serve
g window plants once a
in th4 water. This will
rofuse y.
eon 70Q and 800 breeders
In Britain, and the cattle
hea
be bou• ght in China all
inexh usable quantities
o one and a half pence
g lab• r coats in Hong
er mo th, and freight to
go per ton.
d sal will remove or -
m art cles of cotton and
water for the face is of
gh inTay authorities on
net its use.
of a bit of soap on the
il to a creaky hing will
d silerice its complaint's.
—If soups are made the day before they
are to he used t e sedirnent and the fat
should be separate before they are warmed
up,
—Do not fry fish in bu4er, as it gives it
a bad color. Oil i the best, but if the ex-
pense is objected t , lard or clean dripping
may be used.
—Pure sweet oil
for infants and you
thing mild only is
be taken before ale
11
is an excellent laxative
g children, when some -
required. It ehould be
p. AI small teaspoonful
will be sufficient for a child three years
old.
—A good summe drink may be made as
follows : Boil eight quarts of water and
and:pour it on two unees of cream of tartir.
Add the juice andnnel of four lemons the
latter cut very fi3 e, add two pounds of
sugar. When coldtbottle, the result tightly
and leave for fourci five +days before using.
i
•
To Cure a Cold in One Day.
Take Laxative Broino Quinine Tablet,.
All druggists refund the money if it fails to
euro. 25c. E. W= Grove's signature is on
eaoh box.
•
Convulse 1 the House.
Mrs. Siddone, th actress, told Thomas
Campbell that whe she first visited Scot-
land she was vexed y the coldness ofher
audience. Their grve attention, but canny
reservation of pram till they were sure she
deserved it wore ut her patience. On
one occasion, emir ingly she coiled up her
powers to the most mphatic possible utter.
ance of one pass ge, having previously
vowed in her heart that if this could not
touch them she would never again cross the
Tweed, When it was finished Elie paused
and looked at her listeners, At last the
dead silepee 'was broken only by a single
ler us parsimony of praise con -
voice excla ing, " That's no' so bad."
This hul1
Nuked the h use with laughter, and this
was folloSve by peal after peal of applause.
5
I jA Card.
We, the u dereigned, do hereby agree to
refund the money on a 50 cent bottle of
Greene's Wa ranted Syrup of Tar if it tails
to cure your cough oz. cold. We also guar-
antee a 20-ce Ib bottle to prove satisfactory
or money ref nded,
owWwWo, iiii?tttt:unnAleeeees4i08:1311—Ix ,'. sili o 1 s i r . "
beer,oytioninie e u your oath."
else?"
at last he ra er smartly got even with his
tormentor.
with -Yaw on the occasion referred to?"
witnese. The witness bore it meekly, but
(lesion bullaing a rather innocent -lookicg
Counse --` Did you tell her that night ?"
Counsel (to witnees)—" Was your wife
Coutise/e—" You are quite sure? Remem-
ber,
No, sae"
A certain unser council was on one 00-
A ery Good Reason.
WILSON,,NotDruggist, Seaforth.
' I am quitelure."
Was 'she present with any one
4#
No,
said nothing to her what-
evera word."
Counsei (g tting aragry)—" Now state to
the courtthe reason or reasons why you did
not constilt our wife regarding the import-
manetneveenned.
ts,7 ioh occurred on the occasion
ti
Wituese— ' Becauee I haven't got a
wife."
5
REGULAR A ?ION of the bowels is necessary to
health. LAXA LIVER PILLS are the best occas-
ional oaths to fpr family or general use. Price 25o.
Any druggi t.
•
WhclesaIe PhilosophY.
Learn o 1 ugh, A good laugh is better
than med oin .
Learn owf to tell a story. A well -told
,story is a w loome as a eunbearn in the eick
MOM.
Learn o k ep your troubles to yourself.
The world a too busy to care for your ills
and sorrows. ,
Learn to iitop croaking. If you cannot
see any geodlin the world keep the bad to
yourself. I
Learn 1:r h`de your pains and aches wider
pleasant miles.
No one oar s to hear whether you h.ve
the earac e, eadaohe or rheumatism.
Don't Cry Tears do well. enough in
novels, b ta e out of place in real life.
Learn =0 1 eet your friends with a smile.
A good hu nored man or woman is always
welcome.
Any g od thing, therefore, that you can
do, or an k 0110588that you can show to
any hum'n 1 eivg, you had better do it now;
do not de cr or neglect it, for you will not
pass this «a again.
THAT &C
taking one
POWDERS
250.
Feel e
formance
See a
not stand
Find a
canceled
Discov
giving yo
SYmPa
wife for a
Find a
for your
See an
your ide
your first
Consid
or religio
Feel qu
dressmak
Think
the fire fo
Bulletin.
MAGYAR
or beast ; f
wellings, I
it is s spec'
la head can be instantly relieved by
sl
a
f ILBURN'S STERLING HEADACHE
Oe powder, 5o; three for 10c, ten for
Did You Ever
tirely satisfied with a allow per -
which cost you much money?
an whose opinion of himself would
a l'ttle pruning?
y omfort in looking over a lot of
an i checks ?
✓ 1 tv many of your friends are
a sly laugh?
hie 1 with a man who blames his
1 his troubles?
y i ifficulty in inventing a reason
won inwishtoakseesetned to reaoh up to
love?Perfection since the days of
✓ yourselfdefeated in a political
e a rgument ?
*0atisfied with the work of your
✓ ? t
ou were pulling chestnuts from
t e other fellow ?—Philadelphia
1YELLOW OIL mires all pain in man
r sprains, outs,. bruises, callous lumpy,
flamimation, rheumatism and neuralgia
o.
Tw lv Business Maxims.
The pre id nt of the London Chamber of
Commerc g yes tvielve maxims, which he
has teated th ough years of business experi-
ences, an w ich he reoommends as tending
to insure ue ess :
1. Ha'e a definite aim-.
2. Go treight for it.
3. Master all details.
4. Al ay know more than you are ex-
pected to n w.
5. Ren er ber that diffioulties are made
to overco e.
6. Tre allures as stepping stones to
further e iorti.
7. Ne er put your hand out farther than
you can d aw it back.
8. At imes be bold ; always prudenL
9. The minorsty often beats the majority
n the end
10. Ma e good use of other men's brains.
11. Litt n well ; answer oautiously ; de•
oide prom it1y.
12. Pe mat, by all means in your power,
a sound mind in a sound body."
•
ANXIOUS MOTHERS Ilnd DR. LOW'S WORM
SYRUP the est medloine to expel worms. Children
like it—wor it don't.
Old Age.
When o d ge has really commenced its
march towjor4o final decay it is beat delay-
ed by atte tiOn to those rules of conversa-
tion by w ich life is sustained with the
least frieti9n and the least waste. The
prime rule far thie purpose are : To sub -
00 a 1 ght but nutritious diet, with
milk as th standard food, but varied ac-
cording t. season. To take food in a
moderate • mentity four times in the day, in -
eluding a 1 gat meal before going to bed.
To clothe anmly but lightly, so that the
Do tr
are the only
medicine that
' will cure Dia -
0 ey eBarighttl Dd.ist
bites. Like
s.
ease was in -
p i s Dodcpcscured iu riadnbel e ugil
. toctors
themselves confess
that without Dodd's
n1
Xi ney Pills they are
aerless against Dia,
et a Dodds Kidney
111 are tine first medicine
hat over cured Diabetes.
mi ations--box, narne and
IllAare advertised to do so,
'utth. medicine thee dors
uft
belies
I Is odd's Kidney Pale;
oddKidney Pills aro
fiftycents a box at a
atru. gists.
body may in all seasons maintain its =quaI
temperature. To keep the bedy in fair
exercise and the mind active and cheerful.
To maintain an interest in what is going ea
in the world, and to take part, in reason-
able labors and pleasures, as though =old ago -
were not present. To take plenty of deep
during sleeping hours. To spend nine
hours in bed at the least, and to take care
during cold weather that the temperature
of the bedroom is maintained at 60 degrees
Fahrenheit. To avoid passion, excitement.
luxury.
Not Made in Germany,
BRUSSELS, Ont., Dec. 31st, 190n
J. M. McLeod,
McLeod's Laboratory,
Goderich, Ont.
Dear Sir,—Having received great and last.
ing benefit from your medicine, I write to
express ni7 gratitude for the restoration of
that precious boor', health. Seven years
ago I felt my trouble coming on. It wait
stomach trouble, of sometimes one and some-
times another kin, generally changing it,
name with the different phyiian =1 eeee
stilted. Some said uleereted stomach, soma
said cancer, and others seemed puzzled as te,
what was really wrong. I was sometimes a.
little better, aud then a great deal worse;
This went ou for three years, when I found
I had to do something, or else I would be,
unable to attend to my house and familye,
About that time we left our hoine in the -
country and moved to Fargo, North Dakotsa
where we have since lived., I was treateee
by several doctors who had the name of be-
ing splendid men in their profession. One
of them was a most sueoessful practitioner,
and any benefit I received was at hie hands.
In spite of care and medicine, however,
became daily weaker and weaker, until at
length the hospital was suggested as a pos.
Bible aid to recovery. With the hope of
getting relief, no matter from what source,
I was taken there, bus instead of getting.
better I got worse and would I believe have
died, had I been left there much longer. I
then went back to my old doctor and was -
still taking his medicine whet, I decided to
come over and see my old home and Mende
in Canada once more. I arrived here in
December'1899, and while still on the train,
for B/1188018 I met a lady who recommended
your remedies very highly to me. I thought
I could do no harm to try them. Shortly
after New Years I got a bottle of your Sys-
tem Renovator and a bottle of McLennan s
Liniment. It was not in vain this time, for
trom the time I began your =medicine I be -
gen slowly but surely to improve in weight
and strength right along, and tbat dreadful
pain in my stomaeh and the vomiting wiiieh
distressed me so much became a thing of th
east. I gained twenty pounds in two months
It is unnecessary to say rnore, tor r
can truly say that I have not for years felt
so well as I do now. I am going back to
-Deltota and I am taking some of your Reno-
vator with me. I hope that you may be-
epared long in life and that your remedies.
may cure more, as they did me.
Your sincerely.
MRS. ANNIE Lone's.
Sold by Mr. Roberts, Seaforth,
1740 2
Wit and Wisdom.
— Don't =complain if you lose your tempero
you are probably better off without it.
— The average man, says Baneby, is apt
to believe whet the world doesn't say about
, him.
—Man is a good deal like a fish. You
know the fish would never get into very
serious trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
—Insurance Agent—" .1188 any of your
family shown a tendency to insanity
Candidate—" My brother plays golf."
—" This is, the seventh time you have
been before me," -said the magistrate.
" Yes," replied the culprit •" strange
, how some men hold on to ofiee."
, —The Father—" You two had better
have a .quiet wedding,' The Lovers—
Why ?' The Father — .1' There'll he
noise enough and to spare before you are,
married."
—The moat wonderful thing about a baby,
eaye =a cynic, is his ability to refrain from
blushing when his mother, in his presence,
describes his good points to his visitors,
—Lady—"These references look all right."'
Applicant—" Yes, mum. It doesn't wok
well in me to say it, but me little boy, Ter-
rence, is the best writer in his class."
— Her Mother—" You are not well at all,
Jennie. I think I'll send over for Dr.
Douglas." Jennie—" What's the use of
sending over for Dr. Douglas? He WAS -
engaged last week to that girl Taylor."
— " And have you ever yet obtained any.
reward for merit at your school 1" inquired
the austere grandparent. " Rather," said
the callous grandson. "My teacher gives
me a Hokin' most every day, and says 1
merit two."
—Young Lady -4' That gentleman sitting
over at the other table is a free thinker.'
Middle Aged Benedict—" What class does
he belting to ? Is he a bachelor or a wid-
ower? They are the only species of free-
thinkers I know."
—An Irishman stopped at a hotel and get
supper, lodging and breakfast. In the
morning he told the landlord he had no
money. " Why .didn't you sa,y so last
night ?" asked the landlord. 44 Och," said
Pat, "I thought yOu would be sorry enough
to hear it this morning."
•
The Druggists are Busy.
Druggists report great demand for the
new 25 oent size of Catarrhozone, and to-
day's sales almost cleared out their stook.
They explain this rapid run on Catarrhozone •
by the fact that it gives better satisfaction
than any other remedy on the market. Drug-
gists say that Catarrhozone ie the only rem -
that really doe e cure Catarrh, Bron-
chitis end Asthma. It relieves quickly, is
pleasant and convenient to use, and guaran-
teed to cure or your money back. Readers
nuffering from Irritable Throat, Bronchitis,.
Catarrh, etc, are strongly advised to try
Catarrhazone ; it never fails to cure even
the worst cases. For sale by Fear, the drug-
gist, Seaforth.
•
Mr. Winston Churchill's Wit.
Winston Churchill, the son of the late
Randolph Churchill, is a young man of ex-
traordinary energy and assurance, as bis re-
cent adventures in the Transvaal amply at-
test. He is also possessed of an innate
humor, which manifests itself occasionally,
to = the entertainment and delight of bis.
friend,. Some time ago Mr. Churchill and
his cornraderein-arms met at a supper.
Among the assembled officers = was a very-
prompous, self-opinionated major, whose
tank commanded for him a respectful bear-
ing, but whose habit of instructing hire
brethren in matters military,. both le and
out of season, made him rattier unpapulate
Churchill and the aggressive major eat side
by side at the table, and the martial poten-
tate voiced hia opinions in hie usual manner.
Churchill bore the infliction dumbly for la
season ; then; taking advantage of a psusta
when the major wanted to take breath, he
eaid, very complacently and irrelevantly
"Do you know, miller, I met a man this,
morning who would gladly = forfeit £50 for
the pleasure of kicking you."
"Kicking met tar 1" roared the. angry
major. "Kicking me ! I must ask you to
mention his name immediately !"
"But tbe fact is' major, I am not sure -
that I ought to tellyou, replied Churehille
with well -assumed caution.
"But I insist on knowing his n-atne- at -
Once, sir 1" shouted the truculent officer,
now red with rage.
"Weil, sir, I suppose I must tell you, It
vva• a poor young fellow in the hospital, who
has loet both his legs by the bursting of *
shell."
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some idea of ti
aaa it 12 aunaluoryi to.hmtchuf
tA3Te vhiesenr:tihapvteiere$181 all eler;
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regreosetesinitgyover
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°imitation, sitti
bury Piabas, an
soo
same t0000
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much like that
and
fiet.sal"-etin
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town, It was i
lish Episcopalis
din was found
atimontfooldrZoietawinagal
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Te:ifid caayttihone
streets, and wh
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founded,moneyi ,ethh
ne-t
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such lease all t
to the church.
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5eLrt:v ergreaylo enty theh eh. has
r
s
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wdll aa chureht
large part of ti
eight-bour day
and morning.
to dress up for
and during his
than though ho
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of the wfati
bpontntotem eAfrreneeii#
Aneer1i 1
south of New 2
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worke, good Sc
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i
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as to the atm -
loans money a
da ditvioanceo n Tuge
and the loau
years in ba
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the p0100 ti
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ment inspeeti
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Australia, so
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(i
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Shorthorns,
shire, Jerseys
more then
average grade
;rhea= e4rtal
di
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