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Irefethere
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APRIL 12, 1901.
Stanley.
Solloot, REPORT. -The following is the
monthly report, for March, for school sec-
tion No, 14, Stanley, W. 11. ' JohnElton,
teaoher. Names are in order of in rit :
Fifth -W. F. Johnston. Senior four h-
a. L. Whiteman, D. C. Grassick. repulse
Bell Junior fourth -A. W. John ton,
Melvin Alair, Jennie Mel3eath. 8 nior
third ---Ida Dinsdale, Kate MoDiarmi , J.
MoDonald. Junior third -Fred Kyle, foxy
Mackay, W. Bagler. Senior second- cilia
Kyle, Eleanor Hood, Jennie Bagler. J nior
second -Emma Alair, E. Gemmell,-N.J nes.
Senior, second part -Ellen Bagler, ean
Grassi*, H. Jones. Janior, second p rt -
Etta, Jarrett, Reina MeBeath, Ida J nes.
Meet part -Janet Logan, t Arthur yle,
Murray Fisher. The beat Spellers in the
-monthly spelling matches were : Fifth and
fourth, Herbert Whiteman; junior fo rtb,
Albert Johnston ; senior third, Ida m ins -
dale ; junior third, Fred. Kyle ; s nior
second, Jennie Bagler '• junior aecond, 'fla
srui Alair ; second part, Jean 0 cowlick ; • rat
part, Murray FielAY.
•
Diseases of Children.
Ideaslee, Scarlet Fever, and the many exbau
diseasea of childhood, frequeatly leave the little
ferers in a weakened and debilitated contitt
health, from which it is difficult to rescue them
cept by the regular nee of Dr. Chase's Nerve
This preparation is admirably suited to the req
ments of children, and has such an invigoratin
restorative influence en the system as to make n
puny children healthy, plump and activt,.
I
•ling
suf.
n of
ex 7
ood.
ire -
and
eak,
Drastic Treatment For Hi
coughs.
A Binghamton man began to hice ugh
last Saturday. He hiccoughed up all day
and all night, and was hard at it Su o day
morning. Every remedy that his fri nds
gave him seemed to accelerate his ics.
People sent in from, all o -ver toavn an re.
commended sure cures. And he steas ily
grew worse.
Then -a wise neighbor had a bright i ea.
He thought it all out by himself. He ent
over to the_ hiccougher's• home, and was
ushered into the room where the affli ted
one was fast hiccoughing his life away.
"Hullo said the neighbor, in a I ght
and cheerful tone; "howas the old oak
thia morning ?"
The sufferer rolled his eyes_ at the ne gh-
bor in a pained surprise.
" Dan't give me any of your °roc dile
glances," snorted the friend. "If y u'd
quit drinking when I told you to, ou
wouldn't be in this shameful condition."
Wha hic.at's th hic at t" gasped the
sick man.
"Oh, don't emne, any of your inno
business on me:" cried the neighbor.
know you, you old sponge 1."
The hiccougher'e face.turned red.
4' What -hie -did you-hiceiall me ?" he
.st uttered.
" Called you a sponge, you lobster l" bel-
lowed the neighbor. "You're -a pr .tty
object lesson for your unfortunate c. du.
ren, ain't you, you gulping old hypocrite ?"
"Get out of my hie -house 1" roared the
aick mart.
Go to blazes 1" yelled the neigh or.
"Pon going to stay right here and see the
last of you. The people on the street ent
me otter'. " Wait until the old wo fe's
gone,' they said, and then wave a flag out
o the window.' They're going to ha e a
jollification supper and fireworks to -n ght
-and don't you dare to dissapp int
'ern 1" •
This was too inueli for the hiccoug er.
Re riaid ;leveret very bad words as he ms de
a -dash at his neighbor, and they raced
around the room a half dozen times, the
laiecougher getting madder at every a.' p,
and then -the neighbor darted through the
door and escaped.
The sick man flung a flower pot at him as
he raced down the yard, and then he
suddenly realieed that his hiccoughs had
,gone.
For that was a part of the neigh or's
theory, you Eee. He believed that if he
could get the dying rnson real excited nd
angry the affliction would leave him. and
he proved he was right.
•
A Raging, Roaring Flood.
'ant
oo
Washed down a telegraph line w
Chas. C. Ellis, of Liebon, In., had to re
"Standing waist deep in icy water,'
writes,"gave me a terrible cold and coug
grew wore daily. Finally the best doc
in °Aiwa& Neb., Sioux City and 0
said I had Consumption and could not
Then I began using Dr. King's New Dis
ery, and was wholly cured by six bottl
Positively guaranteed for Coughs, Colds
all Throat and Lung Troubles by I. V.
druggist, Seaforth. Price 50e.
iob
air.
he
. It
ors
aha
ive.
ov-
e.e
and
ear,
Hay.
Stiwor RITORT. -The following is the
report, for the month of March, of the
atanding of pupils of the, school in sec ion
No. 4, Hay, of whieh Mr. W. E. Thom son
is teacher Senior fourth -Ida Os old,
Harvey Colosky, Mabel Kaercher, Willie
Klopp. Junior fourth -Flora KloppMer-
bert Kaercher, Roy Geiger. Senior third -
Dora Geiger. Junior third -Mary Kee -ch-
er, Erma Geiger, Lizzie Volland, Willie
Heckmann, Ida Becker, Ilerbie Stumpf.
Senior third -Bertha Heckmann, Co nie
Stumpf. Junior seciond-Herbert KI pp,
Maurice St•umpf. Part second -Me yin
Surerus, Herman Heokmann Garwin Pr ng.
Part first -Pearl Kaercher, 'Victor Ste pf.
Job Couldn't Have Stood It
If he'd had Itching Piles. They're ter-
ribly annoying ; but Bucklen's Arnica S lye
will cure the worst case of piles on ea th.
It has cured thousands. For Injuries,P Ins
or Bodily Eruptions it's the best salve in the
world. Price 25c a box. Cure _guarant ed.
Sold by I. V. Fear druggist, Seeforth.
A Record Sale of -Shorthorn
A record sale of Shorthorns was, accor mg
to the Breeders' Gazette, made at South
Omaha; Nebraeka, on March 12th and 1 tie
A cow, four years old last October, aold for
$3,705 ; amither cow sold for $1,50J, and
one fetched $1,400. The averages obta ned
for 64 come and heifers was $460 60. A
bull, five years old in April, sold for $1, 00,
and another a year old in April, for $ 30.
The average for 17 built; was $433.25.
At another sale- of Shorthorns at t. eat
Liberty, Iowa, on the 14th and 151h, a ow,
three years old in April, sold tor $1,010, nd
another of the same age for $1,000. 1 he
average of 73 females at this sale was$308 204
and of 17 bulls-, $191.46.
The Shorthorn beom is still on.
•
Eaey to Feel Good.
Countless thounsands have found a bl se-
ing to the body in Dr.Kinght New Life P lis,
which positively cure constipation ick
Headache, Dizziness, Jaundice Mala ia,
Fever and Ague, and all Liver and Stant ch
troubles. Purely vogetable ; never grip or
weaken. Only 25e at Fear's drug store.
American Horse Market. -
In Buffalo, last week, says the Revi wo
t, the market showed considerable activity,
and all offering@ ware disposed of to go od
advantage, and a few carloads more ins Id
have been disposed of were -they to be h d.
Whe demand tor farm chunks was .an m-
provement over that of the' previous week,
the majority of them been taken by country
dealer% at very satisfactory prices. This
class will continue to find ready sale for he
next five or six weeks. Draft horses s ld
more readily than tor some time, the bull4 of
ihern beiug taken by Massachusetts deal a.
In Boston, says the New England Far er,
the general tone showed improvement, b th
Iri demand and valuation. The outlook is
good from now on for the next threernonths,
One pair draft, avera
at $415; one pair oh
a range of $100 to $17
In Chicago, aeon
Gazette, there was pa
horse market. Spec
attracted an increase
from all quarteise, a
spring orders was e
classes were in mor
prices rose to the hig
The arrival of Jose
and August Neurnond
lent additional stren
demand, many chola
purohaeed at $225 to$
Good drafters were et
and medium grades in
$80 to $130. Prime t
better advantege at a
to $180, with the bul
$90 to $120. Expres e
oral order!' from all q,
Farnachunke were e
arrivals beim; closed o
medium 1,200 to 1,
There was a more aeti
and carriage horses, a
consummated at a ran
single animals and $40
oarriage teams. Out,
from Chicago laat we
head. Oae thousand
bred drivers, are being
ited States cavalry, ati
"a'--eaCee
1,700 --pounds, sold
Its, $550; others at
ng to the Breed re'
ioular activity in he
Ily •prepared ho /see
attendance of buyers
a large volume of
anted. All market
urgent demand, and
at point of the year.
Wallach, Hamburg,
Frankfort; Germany,
to the draft horse
heavy animals be ng
0 on foreign accou it.
dy at $140 to $1 5,
airly salve dents d,
fancy bunnies sold to
extreme range of 90
of the sales cboset at
re sold freely on 1'13.
rters at $120 to $1 O.
ier, the bulk of he
t at $50 to $125 or
500 pound °bun s.
e inquiry for coach
• d many males were
e of $200 to $400 for
to $520 for matched
237 horses exported
k Britain took 217
ries, mostly trotting
bought for the,Ure
85 to $125 per bead.
Itching, Burn
eases Cured
Oents.-Dr. Agne
in one day, and cures
Scald Head, Eczema,
Blotches and all erupti
soothing and quieting
in the -cure of all baby
For sale by -I. V.
Another Case of
Ha
An instance of the
speotive charges for lo
mentioned the other d
ufaoturer of tombeto
bringing granite from
to Barrie, is," said the
per hundred weight;
granite from the New
to this point is 50-te
weight. It costa 20t c
given weight across t
Lawrence to Montreal,
it does to carry that s
Brunswick to Barrie."
•
AC
We, the undersigne
refund the money. o
Greene's Warranted S
to cure your cough or
entice a 25 -cent bottle
or rrianey refunded.
ALF,X. WILSON,
it Didn't
The honeymoon was
comfortably settled in
in Swanlinbar. The
from business, was gri
wife crying bitterly.
" Oh, George 1" she
thing has happened ;
beautiful pie, all by in
and ate it."
Well, never min
cheerfully, " we can
dog."
rig, Skin Dis-
or. Thirty -live
Ointment relieves
etter, Salt ,Rheum,
arberhatch, Ulcers,
ns of the skin. It is
nd acts like magic
umors.' 35c. -e-47
ear, Seafortha
ong and Short
1.
nfairnees in the re.
and short haul was
y by a Barrie man-
es. "The cost of
Aberdeen, Scotland,
entleman, "30 cents
the cost of bringing
Brunswick quarries
cents per hundred
nti less to carry a
e ocean, up the St.
nd by rail here than
e weight from New
rd.
do hereby agree to
a 50 cent bottle of
up of Ter if it tails
Id. Wa also guar-
provoiisatisfactory
truggist, Seaforth.
Pill-osophy.-T
pills -but Dr. Agnew
cents a vial lead in -
borders on the phe
liver, constipation, or
the precursors of man
These little -wonders r
in a vial for to cents. -
For sale by
•
cify Her.
over, and they were
heir snug little home
husband, returning
-ed to find his little
sobbed, " a dreadful
had made you a
self, and Fide went
my dear," he said,
easy afford another
ere are pills and •
s Liver Pills at eco
demand. The sale
omenal. Sluggish
regular bowels are
physical disorders.
ove the cause.
5
ear, Seaforth.
40
-At S. Marys, on Thursday morning,
g of about twenty
empty, was going
nd near the high
e way, causing one
from the -rest and
were some eight
empty foreign re -
e were thrown off
lem down tire bank,
orty feet. The car
• lied with merchan•
vy cars were com•
e loss will, it is esti-
810,000. The for.
ram passed over the
s injured.
a freight train consist
care; for the most par
west on the main line,
bridge a brake beam g
of the cars to separate
jump the track. The
cars behind this one, a
frigerator cars, and tie
the track and some ot
a distance of about
which broke down we.
dale. Most of the em
pletely smashed, and t
mated, run up to abou
ward portion of the
bridge and no person
To Cure a Cold
Take Laxative Bro
All druggists refund t
cure. 25c. E. W. G
each box.
-Michael Oughton
Refuge, Stratford, lite
remembered by the ot
°hell neighborhood.
and his brother James
one of ,the finest 206
bert, on whieb was a
outbuildings, together
implements. , The far
Mr. Rock, near Zion's
At the father's death t
of.
in One pay.
e Quinine Tablets.
money if it fails to
ve'a signature is on
•
ed in the House of
eek. r He will be
settlers of the Mit-
any years ago he
eoarne the owners of
ere farms in Hib.
ick house and fine
ith good stock and
is now owned by
urch, Huron Road.
e estate was entire-
tne
oils
n N rck.
- Anyone who as ever. been
troubled , with boils can-. sym-
pat rze wit 1, 1
There was no f
Bitters in thos(
had to suffer in
,a -days no one n
misery of boils.
All they hav
B.B.B. when t
be cleansed Of
and every boil
appear.
Miss Lydia 'Melody,
Ont. esends the followi
ease: ." Some time a
out of order that man
my body and prevent
rest. I had nine on
times, and quite a nu
came on my shoolders
"Our next door, ne
condition I was in, told
for my blood, and I di
1 4" After I had finishe
found that some of ill
peered and all the rest
smaller. I then got
and by the time 1 h
gone there was not
Besides this, a heada
suffered greatly, left'
so much in health that
robust girl."
•
Dor oIcl J0D.
urdock Blood
days, so Job
lence. Now -
ed endure the
to do is take
ir blood will
11 impurities
11 quickly dis-
useom, Essex Co.,
statement of her
• niy blood .got so
boils appeared on
nie having any
neck at different .
ber of small ones
nd ACI118.
hbor, seeing the
me to take B.B.B.
80.
the first, bottle I •
boils had •.disap-
ere,getting much,
wo more betties,
these nearly all.
boil to be seen.
•e from which, I
, and I improved
am now a Iron,
6.6
ly fr
and
fore
P0 1
of
thro
ult.,
tho
The
and
holt
ed h
kill
ing
nigh
CAZO
afte
ous
4)
e of debt, but the boys* were wnyward
rank heavily, and it was not lopg bo.
everything was gone and both died
ileac
oseph Dean, the burteen.year-old son
r. George Dean, of Stratford, nets his
t with a razor on Friday night 22nd
Ib is
eover.
fits,
in the
e. Confinement and his sickness affeet-
m so severely that he threate
imeelf, but his parents thought
f it. He went to bed as usua
, buta little later he got his f
and cut his throat. A few
wards his parents 'found him in
tate. Hie condition ie imp ovin
•
anlyStrength and
Beauty depend on purity o
ancruch of that purita depend
kid ey filtering. If these organs
• and will not perform their fun
will -seek in vain for strength
for beauty. South American
drivhs out all impurities throug
and 09•Me very cloae to death,
ht, now, however, that he will r
boy is partially blind, and take
as been kept to a great extent
ed to
noth-
that
ther's
inutes
seri.
omanly
the Itlood,
on perfect
re &leased
tions' man
nd woman
idney Cure
the body's •
"filterers "-repairs weak spots, --•=46
For sale by I. V. Fear, Se forth.
The Four George
D ath came to the Iotir Georg s in differ-
ent aye. The first, as most p ople know,
died of an apoplectic stroke, Mob seized
him hile in his carriage on the way to Os -
i
nabr ck, n Hanover.
- While out walking on October 5, 1760,
the econd suddenly stopped short, exclaim-
ed, My God 1" and fell on the ground -
dead Heart disease had killed him.
P or George III., who was aged, blind,
and ad long since lost his reason, passed
peaolifully away without uttering a syllable;
he s emed merely to have sunk into pro,
foun1 slumber.
G orge IV. was sitting upon his be& on
the iight of his death, when a blood vessel
suddenly broke in his head. I
" y God! I am dying !" he excla med,
then relapsed into a comatoee oond tion.
Pres ntly, however,.those abou him Leard
him urmttr "This 's my • eath ; and
he closed his eyee for the last ime. Lon-
don ?express.
1
B tter without
tha with one that's got
to i . Dr. Von Sta.n's
sti ulate the digestive
ento the good things of
bad effects -carry them
vest pocket -60 in box, ee cents.
a 8 om ch
a const nt " rt "
Pineap be Ta lets
organs. Let one
life an leav no
with ou in lyour
48
For eat° by I. V. Fear, 'Sea orth.
•
anger in Raw Veget
la Messer Gauldi, chief of the
Hyg ene of Rome, who has giv
1.
tent on to the study of typhoid
occu s in large cities, ha § oboe
connection between its prevalen
cons mption of raw vegetables, t
eurv ' of typhoid fever co
clos ly to that indicating the c
such
ent
oocu
bles.
Bureau of
u much at.
fever as it
wed a close
e and the
e seasonal
responding
uantity of
vegetables sold throughou the differ-
onths of the yeer Apar teem the
fence of local infection d e to acci•
dental pollution of watar Hupp y or milk
sup ly, the contamination of ei her of the
latt r cannot satisfactorily explain the dis-
trib tion of cases in the city of Rome,
wbe eas it is readily accounted for by the
hyp thesis that these cases ar se in con.
nect on With the consumption o raw vege
tabl s, which is so ex tensive among the
low r classes there. At Pad a, careful
microicopial ancl baceeriologioal exami-
nation of vegetables commonly !atria in the
raw Rtate, including lettece and celery, has
yiel ed results which clearly • emonstrate
the mportance of these as a pos ible source
of p raaitio and infectious dise see gener-
ally. By the. bacteriological xamination
mic obes were found in Euch my hods that a
corn lete list of their specials co Id not be
mad:. • The danger of eating s lads made
of v getables containing this vas amount of
pare itic and microbe life m at be con
side able. A thorough disinfection is,
how ver, easily effected by s eking the
vegetables for half an heur in a 3 per cent.
eolu ion of tartaric acid (about n ounce of
acid to a quart of watet)."-Leslie's
We kly.
•
TI AT aching head can e instant relieved by
taki g one of MILBURN'S S ERLING HEADACHE
POW 1 ERS. VOne powders,6c ; three for 103, ten ter
250.
•
She Liked F ied H m.
A cording to one you g woma 'a experi-
ence it is not exactly vise to have a decided
fondness for any one art cle of diet and let
youi friends know abou it. In her case,
som how most of her riends had grasped
the act tliat she was p rtial to fried ham.
She lid like it once in a while for breakfast,
but he realized how we risome too much of
the ood thing may bow e, nor how jubil-
ant he tired housekeep r is when she dire
cove s some favorite die • to lead when she
is in doubt. She was g jug out to the sub-
urbs, for a few days, and before she left she
had idelicious slice of f ied ham served for
her reakfast.
" 3eoause I know ho fond you are of
ham" explained the old friend with whom
she oar& The young woman Wag pleased
by t e thoughtful little attention and ate
wit1 a thankful spirit.
It was near luncheon t me when the young
wo an arrived at her suburban destination.
As she went to the table the ifaint aroma of
frie4 ham somewhere ii th culinary re-
gions greeted her.
" It is such a comfort to k ow what you
like,' said her hostess. I k ew I couldn't
fail to please you if 1 had fried ham for
lune eon." The young yeoman smiled, still
plea ed with the thoughtfuhres and with
the ried ham.
T at night she had promised to dine with
the oung marnied friend wh'a lives in the
sem suburbs and who is tack ing household
pro lems and the suburbs and the doMestic
service problem all at one land the eame
time
16
es, I am without a maid again, and I
am o glad to see you " said the young
hot's' keeper, enthused. At the dinner. she
1
sery d fried ham: '
" t is so hard to know whit to have to -
eat hese days, and I reinentber your old
fond ese," she said in Explanation.
• So it went on until tothe young woman's
min the future seemed 3ne Ing procession
of sale, ,three a day, with fried ham as
their chief constituent. The rushing blow
cam with her first meal back in her board•
ing p ace. . _
W haven't had fried ham all the time
you' e been gone. We drought we'd wait
till ou're return, bgeause we know how
fond you are of it," said her kind old friend.
RE
healt
ional
Any d
Doi
•
ULAR ACTION of the bowels is necessary to
. LAXA-LIVER PILLS are the beet °cense
athartic for family or g literal use. Price 2.51a.
uggist.
g Llttle Things Just Right.
"1 had two office boys," said a business
man, "whose main duty ware to bring me
notes or cards that were sent to me, or to
fetch things that I wanted,' to use. One of
these boys, when sent for a hook or any-
thing heavy, would walk rapidly by my
desk nd toss it indefinitely toward me. If
it ha pened to miss me and land on the
desk, be seemed to think it was all right.
If it ell on the floor he always managed to
fall o er it in his eagerness to pick it up.
If h had a letter or card to deliver, he
wouh come up to my desk and stand there,
'wenn ng it with minute care. This being
cone' ded, he would flip it airly in my di.
reoticn and deport.
"Te other boy alwaye eame and went so
•
that I co
a book,.i
quietly e
Letters
toss d, ri
the dir
his ind
my esk
in t e
fore he o
noyi gly
Tha bo
thin s.
got en
char ed.
•
HURON EXPOSITO
Id hardly hear him. If he brought
k -stand, or box of letters he would
t it down at one side of the desk.
nd cards were always laid, not
ht where my eye would fall on
etly. If there was any doubt in
hether he ought to lay a letter on
r deliver it to some other person
ce, he, always did hie thinkink be.
me near tine, and -did not stand an-
t my elbow studying the letter.
underetood the science of little
hen New Year's day came he
oilers. The either boy was die -
11 YA D'S YELLOW OIL mires a▪ ll pain in luso
or hest ; •reprains, outs, bruises, callous lumps,
swell ngs, i ifiarnmation, ;rheumatism and neuralgia
it is epee flo.-
A
6 I
Dou
AOCD
war
1 in
spm
.We
on u 0..143
-maybe h
liquor.
said
4 'Bill did you drink that stuff in the
glarei on y table.' -
" e s id that he hed, nd I then told him
he h d d unk poison, ai d that he'd be a
dead mi • in five minutes
Oh, I reckon not,' said Bill, 'but I ,
I 1
kno ed It was somethit a leetle stronger
than I'd been inhavinh for every time I
blo led y nose I burn d a hole in my
han kerc er.'"
• '
ath IOU MOTHERS flnd DR. LOW'S WORM
SYRIIP th best medicine to e pel worme. Children
like It-wo me don't.
go
Ca adian Horse Maiket.
Some 10 head of hor es were sold at
Grand's epository in T ronto, last week.
General urposes horsesb ought $80 to $145,
and seco &hand drivers and workers, which
had been led in the oit for some time,
from $20 o $80. The salwas, however, a
l3
disappoin ment, none of the animals fetch-
ing ,the p ices which dea
lers thought they
should ha e fetched.
•
it e Stronger Than Usual.
ne lay back in Detroit," remarked a
las treet man, " I accidentally left-
aqu fortis in a ginus and soon after -
was horrified to find the glass empty.
uired as to what had become of it, and
of t e boys in the store said that Bill
ster a tough old s
sionally-had
had drunk it,
n a short time
t who dropped in
net gone out, and
supposing it to be
he came in and I
To our
lene. ft
than twe
-Hon
people be
-Alw
have to u
-It's
how a
widow.
-The
to turn o
about the
- Irish
come!
more goo
it !"
-Mam
for the ba
What he
-Wig
whiskey
that is ? '
alone."
-A bo
pulled ex
we have -s
tooth ea
-Gran
the Zoo,
teegurs,
what dri
tail."
-He
She -" 0
that you
Lime wit
--" Li
ot ?" , Pr
son, is a
somethin
-A n
youngste
corner,
you will
little ma
a cold in a nig t -use Vapo-Creso•
has been used ext nsively during more
ty-four years. Al Druggists.
•
Wit and Wisdom.
at' is ethe best policy, but some
ieve inmoderattijen in all things.
ye speak the ruth--even if you
e a long distanc telephone.
d, sometimes, aye Peter, to see
omen can smil and still be a
an who tells yo that he is about
er a new leaf mplie3 too much
old one.
Visitor-" Ah, now this is wel•
n hour's rain like this will do
in five minutes than a- week of
a-" We must really get a nurse
nurse for him 1
y.” Papa-"
eeds is a night Watchman."
-" Ther is one class of men that
never injures.' Wagg-" And
Wigg-" The itnen who leave it
's description o having a tooth
resses it about 1 s well aE anything
eonu.-t7, Just befo e it killed me the
o
papa-" And what did you see at
Jimmy ?" JiMmy-" Lions an'
n' bears an' cats!, an' a elephaupott
• ked two pails off water wif its
"1 altvaya say what I think."
! Then that r ust be the reason
ften sit around for an hour at a
out saying a wo d."J 4v416f4. '7'i
tle Paul-"Pai a, what is a big-
fessor Breadhea -" A bigot, my
arson who is al solutely certain of
he knows nothi tg about."
ld gentleman, when passing a
selling newsp& pers at a street
emarked : " A e you not afraid
atch cold on such a wet night, my
Oh, no," replied the boy ;
"selling newspapers keeps up the circula-
tion, 'tint'
-A judge in crossing the channel one
stormy night came across a famous barrister
well kno
suf-
fering te eibly from sea. iokness. "Can I
n for hie ready wit, who was do anc,t. ing for you ?" Eked the judge.
" Yes, gasped the sea -rick lawyer ; " I
wish yo r lordship woald over -rule this
motion."
-Mrs.
promised
promised
When ?"
riedme y
grace res
what do
my head
Modus " Well, George, you
me a new bonnet." George-" I
you a new, bonnet? Great Scott !
Mre. Modus--" Before you mar -
u swore i that never should die -
upon my head hrough
ou call this she by thing that's on
ow ?"
•
you; and
Newts No
- A fa al accident oc
township Wellington c
Harry L ndsay, yOunges
Commissi ner Lindtay, a
instantly killed, on ,t day 1
ing bee as in pr gross
James, ta• other son, in Ni
a. large n mber of the nei
ent. Su, denly the ;flyw
machine urst, and piece
direction;, one of which s
the head, almost severin
posing th brain. No otli
jured, th ugh several aro
ous escap e. Before medi
unfortun to young man b
1
-Mrs. Wm. Cowan, a
age, was ound dead in h
•one day last week. She
chair when found, and t
al large wounds on her
evidently caused death.
of dissolute habits and w
whisky. A coroner's inclu
and the j ry brought in
effect tha deceased came
the hands of some person
known, a d recommended
Governm nt take the nece
further investigation of a,
n showed that t
dence giv
have bee
from acci
- Ave
of last we
Kent co
morning,
near that
years, an
driving t
driving. As the party ere approaching
the bridg , the horse, whie L was attached to
a light b ggy, took frigh and ran away.
They we e going swiftly over the bridge
when th boy, in the onfusion pulled
steadily o the rein. The horse instantly
swerved . one side and the whole party
pitched k adlong over the ide of the bridge
to the e bankment, 40 feet below. The
baby noel ed only a few scratches, the baby
escaped u hurt, but the mother received
internal i juries from whici she died. The
horse esca ed unhurt. SMhen found Mrs.
Arnold ha the baby clas ed tightly in her
arms, and it is supposed she lost her own
life in her efferts to protect
This signature is on every bx of the genuine
Laxat ve Bromo-Q lame Tablets
the remed that cures a toad in one dap
selainflicted
ent.
y sad accident o cured on Monday
k, near the vill ge of Louisville, I
nty. About 1 o'clock in the
Mrs. George Ar old, who resides
place, her bab boy, aged two
soother son, ag d ten years, were
ward the villa e, the elder boy
es.
arced in Nichol
unty, in which
eon of County
ed 21 years, was
et week. A saw -
on the farm of
hol, and at which
hbcirs were pres-
eel .of the sawing
flew in different
ruck Lindsay on
the top and ex.
er person was in-
nd had miracul-
al aid arrived the '
athed his last. !I
oman 65 years of ,
r house in Gait,
as sitting in her
ere were sever.
ead which had
he was a woman '
is overly fond of
'est has been held
verdict to the
to her death by
or persons un -
that the Ontario
sary steps for a
e matter. Evi-
,
e wounds •might
✓ have resulted •
g
I
•
her child.
HOIST WITH
HIS OWN PETARD.
new R porter Evened 17p Natter*
Wt4h a Ceptiors Editor.
"In one of, our western* cities some
years ago,' said a Kansas -City man, "a
friend of i bee was employed as a report-
er on one of the local papers. The next
man abov , him iwas constantly taking
him to ta Lk for !alleged derelictions in
duty and special] for mistakes in gram-
mar, punc uation ind similar things. The
editor tvla was fiorever quarreling with
my friend, while Et. man of force and able
to write i i a virile xnanner, was never-
theless de cient n educatiop, and his
grammar was oecasionally as bad as
some of that of Charles Dickens. One
day he held been particularly vicious in
his criticis is of My friend. The follow-
ing morni • g there appeared an editorial
from his p n, in which the following sen-
tence occu red:
" `To be a true American one should
visit tha. ocky inountains and contem-
plate its b auty and grandeur.'
"Here as the ichance my friend had
been waiti g for, end so he cut the quota-
tion out d sent it to the owner of the
paper, to hotn bah men were responsi-
ble, with t e following comments:
" 'The 111 et thotight suggested by this
strange s atemen is that its author
should vis t a sch
ool of grammar and
eonternpla e its eauty and grandeur.
This origi ality h4 the use of in singular
pronoun 8t4 nding or a plural antecedent
might be u ed to a vantage in a reveasion
of the styl , like t e following, for exam-
ple: 1
" 'To be a true l American one should
visit the ditor o The Blank and con-
templete heir beauty and grandeur.'
Aside fro e the offense to English in thie
admonitio . to the American people, will
the senti e ent itself stand analysis? If
the dictu so be trhe that to be a true
American one sh uld visit the Rocky
mountains nd con emplate its beauty and
grandeur, hat is to become of the fol-
lowing:
"'The gg an whc cannot afford to in-
dulge in th s visit d contemplation? .
"'The b sy menwho cannot find time
to go on a niounta n gazing tour?
"'The • any god citizens who are
blind?'
"The attention Of the owner -was ar-
rested, and he {maI e inquiries which re -
suited in his stra ghtening out -matters
between tbe twoen. While this drastic
ni
criticism Orhaps did not improve the ed-
itor's gra mar it certainly did improve
iny friend' pollen while on tha paper."
I
ON WIIOM WS THE LAUGH?
An. Artleti Er Attempt to Have Fun
With a Pieture Dealer.
The following good joke on a party of
artists (or was it en the picture dealer?)
was told byl George Bogert, who was one
of the party, as an actual occurrence:
"One day," said Mr. Bogert, "Fred-
erick Kost -Carleton Wiggins and my-
self were: dowu town and for a lark
etopped in one of those cheap picture
•hops whc4e they sell oil paintings .foe
about $1.2 After looking about a bit
Kost select d one, supposed to represent
a deer. Sa d he to the dealer:
"'Beg p rdon, sir, but I am green at
this buslne4ls. 'Will you mind explaining
this pictur ? The deer appears to have
a melanch ly, hunery look on his face.
Am I right '
"'Quito correct, 1 replied the dealer.
'Step over ere. This is better.'
" 'You s e, It's this way,' continued
Kest confi entially; 'My wife and I are
in the city for a flew days to buy some
paintings for our new house in Indiana.
I have to , get a few hundred dollars'
worth, and I recken I had as well get
them all right here' ,
"The dealer nearly dropped in his
tracks, but was equal to the emergency.
"'Yes, si ,' he said briskly, 'you have
come to the best place in town, but be -
fere we begin busiaess, gentlemen, come
ever to the Astor House and have lunch
with me.'
"'Thank,' replied Kost without the
ghost of a 'smile, 'we bed a late break-
fast at the Waldtt-Astoria and really
don't care flor anyt ing jest yet. By the
trey, have you aUy pictures by a man
named Carlieton Wiggins?'
"'No; we had no .by Wiggins, but
couldn't sell it. We don't handle his pic-
tures.'
"'Anything by a Ifellow named Bogert?'
ever eXpect to either. His
th having.'
Have you any works of the
rtist Frederick Kost?'
said the dealer, scratching
ely. 'Kost? I don't
Df him.'
choking with laugh-
s last was too much,
aye Kost put the deal -
is. Without a word
"'No
are not wo
celebrated
" 'Kest?'
his head rceditati
think evei heard
"We were nearl
ter before, but th
and the laugh we
er on, as the sayin
he put on his hat tnd, leaving his assist-
. ant in charge, mched out of the store,
wearing a yery paned expression on his
face."
Queer New Ye r Superstitions.
"Don't take a light out of the house
before one has been brought in," is the
solemn, Initinction lon New Year's night
of the peahantry f Lincolnshire, Eng-
land. Death Is ce tain to result if this
advice is twit folio ed.
a wontan to enter the house
Year's day is said to be a
ner o4 evil. The same re -
To permi
first on Ne
sure foreru
sults are said to follow the throwing out
of dirty water, ashes or any kind of ref-
use.
In sweepng the house the -dust must
be swept from the door to the hearth or
death will lie the c nsequence. A custom
largely observed at present Is after mak-
ing the fire in the norn1ng to! spread the
ashes over, the threshold. If In the
morning there Is ai impressioof a foot
leading frota the louse, a death in that
family Is ge firmly believed In that prep-
arations are made or it, but if the foot-
mark leads toward the house a birth
during the year IS sure, and prepara-
tions are m de accOrdingly.
mont of l'ght we receive front
BrighttiLlItars ot the Largest.
The a
any star depends ipon its distance, its
size and the brillia ey of its surface. A
faint star far away may therefore be
much larger than one which apipears
brighter to us because it is nearer, Rud
as a matter of fact it is known that some
faint stars have a uuch larger mass -that
is, WOigll more-th n Sirius, the bright-
est star in the heav ns, although this lat-
ter star is three ti es heavier than Our
sun.
The Dan ibe flo*s through countries
in Wil irl 5`..4e 10 nt_liAtres and dialects are
eslehen It ts ,n iios _in length and
hoer- tin t t t,eir tiftleis of ths
COO '' • •-• • ..
•
•
-A pleasant eve.ii. peet at th.
residence of M Ji. 11 V w 1l Strat
ford. t ,.e. ig • ho metroters
of Weleg! • r - l• nelst •-titireh a•tem
bled for r; gi p 147144: I .ractice. The
MeMberE.'“I r.0 '.ear'tee-eh took ad
vantave f t e e. -1,t a H p • served their
choiema t a W. J R he t-,- and Mpg
Robert • it t haul- • e epaelsterea
chairs -•r Elareee' it, ree e-nnee f
vj-
able servic( 4 nderect as ohni leader.
Asthma.
You've tried almost very.
thing for it, baven'tJ you?
And we presume y u are
about discouraged. 1 Now
what do you think f our
idea of breathing -ii the
medicine, bringing i right
up to the diseased part?
It 1 oks reasonable, doesn'tit ? And
it's uccessful, too. -
W en you inhale Vapo-Cre olene
you breathing becomes eas the
wheezing ceases, and you d op to
sleep. For croup and who ping -
cough it's a quick cure. 16
Vacrrio-Creselene is sold by druggists ev where.
The apozer and Lamp, widen Should 1 st a life-
time, and a bottle of Crest:One complet , $r.50;
extralsuppties of Cresolene 25 cents and 5 rents,
Illestrated booklet containing' physicia s testi-
monials free upon request. V;tPO-CRESO E 5 CO"
stio Fulton St., New a' ork, U.S.A.
R commended and sold by I. V Fear,
Dru gist, Seaforth.
Cow's Taste In Susie.
I m not an agriculturist, but r ten
yea s I lived with an uncle w o kept
cow and milkmaids during that p riod.
It •as noticed that certain milk naids
coul draw more milk than other . Our
mos characteristic cow was Tris e, so
named on account of her sad e ring,
and it required the most touching o bor-
der songs to prevail upon her to give a
dec nt supply of milk. The old v man
whol generally milked, her- always n ound
up vith the "Land of the Leal" to get
the Creamy ending of the milking 1 roeess.
A new hand once tackled Tries e with
,
sea songs 'and. dire consequence.. An-.
othe cow was called the Evang liat tin
ace° nt of her intense hatred fo 't salm
tune and Sankey's hymns. She, ti1ange
to s y, preferred rollicking tunes Can
you tccount for this? -London eh ..43 icle.
4 Wife Pow Sale.
AI ch later than 1828 there lived a pub-
licani some miles off, whom I kne very
well indeed, he was the namesa e of a
first cousin to a carpenter in my c n tent
empl y. He bought his wife for t stone
two allon jartof Plymouth gin, if I was
info reed aright. She had belong d to a
ston cutter, but, as he was diss tisfied
with her, he put up a written n tine ha
seve al public places to this effectI
"Notice. -This here be to hinfoltan the
publ ell as how 0— 0— be d spozed
to 8 11 his wife by Auction. Her be a
dace t, clanely woman, and be of age 25
year. The sale be to take place in the —
inn, Thursday next at 7 o'clock." -S.
Barilig Gould's "A Quiet Village."
The Power of Honey.
"It seems to me, Mrd. Newrich, that
your younger daughter Is getting about
old eh, ough to make her limn &het," said
the Fiocial caller.
"She:don't need to," rleplied the proud
marnmA. "We're quite !able to buy the
best there is without thelgirls' makin any
of their own things."-philadelphia But-
ietin.. '
Irpli, Next to Good Government.
Netto good government there is noth-
ing so important to the business welfare
°ratty progressive nation as an ample
supply of iron and stability in its price.-
Canster's.
......
The Helpless Woman.
Th re was once a Woman who had
Neva. Learned how to Swim, al h ugh
she Went in Bathing eyery day in the
Sumi ler. She had a Friend who had Ac-
quire this Art with Some Trouble and
wits -ery Proud of her Proficiency in it.
"It is Absurd," said this Vide d, "to
Live near the ;Water and not Seini. It
makes you very Attrrietive to Good
Swintmers if you can Goo Out witi them
and they do Not Feel that yoa ate a
Drag on their Pleasure. What would
yeti Do in Case you Fell aft the Pier?
Now, Watch me!"
Wilth these words she Dfred off into
the Water and Swam about By Herself.
"It is a Good Thing to have a Woman
Swiri so Well," said one of the Men near
by. "Now, if any of the Children fall
Into the Water she can Rescue them."
Jut then the Woman' who Could, Not
help Herself uttered a Scream. and Fell
into I[he Sea. Instantly Five Men leaped
in t Rescue Her and Spent the Rest of
the ay Resuscitating her and Inquiring
I1of she Was, leaving the Swin3mer to
Divi by Herself.
T is teaches us that Nothing Suceeeds
like isteess.-Century.
The Habit of Tipping.
It makes a lordly briber of the givet
end a grateful mendicant of the receiver.
Thele I nothing menial in the work of
SOI'V ng food and drink in a restatirant,
for instnnee, but to see an Arnericab cith-
zen Waiting after the meal is over with a
hum le, suppliant eye upon the chang4
whkh he brings back after the bill h
paid and to see him danciog servile at
tend nee on the man who gives the tipi
and insolently neglecting the man who
does 't is as measly an exhibition of ett
erytiting that Americanism doesn't Meat
as y u can find in a ten days' journey.
•
pps's Cocoa
Al
to
COM FOR, ING
Distinguiehed everywhere for
life.ey t Flavour, Superior Quality',
De
and Highly Nutritive Propertides,
Specially grateful and comforting
to the nervous and dyspeptic,
Sold ouly in quarter -pound -tins,
libelled JAMES EPPS &
imiterl Hemcenpathic Chemiets,
ondon, England.
BRE KFAST SUPPER
PPs's Coe04
1713 26
Spring Medicine.
'
As a pining medicine Butdosk Blood Bitter
has
no equal. Ittones:Up thety .tem and remov s all
• 1
impurities from the blood, and takes away that ire',
weary feeling so pseva.lent in the!spring, -
•
Dos KLEMM PILLs act on the kldneye, hl dde
danieduernary organa only. TInly cnre back cbes
flamm ion, gravel. Bright's disease and. all other
ess
e-eak b ek, ihatimatism, diabetes, congestion, fri-
iri
6iug from w o" -g aelion of the kidne38
and bladder.
I
,
gagyards YtilOw Oil.
The rest pain ewe. I; led eaternaily cures
elliegs, rh6n-
sorenes of every dereription. Internally usel it
eures oup, celds, sore throat., osreenese, ae hying-
sw_______4„palne,bruiees, stiffness. pais and
..._!_
bronchitis, quinsy, etc Price -2g cent!, all drug ists.
FaIinnteaees of Nervooseess, Sleeplessness, Wea flees,
Brain $-g, Lsck of Vitalitv, Nem ens Prostr Mon,
Dizzy Spell, Teinceo Heart, Wh skey
Nerves Gereral Debility, etc.. nee MilhurnIs eart
and Ne ve Pills.
Coue s. Cqlds; 13ronchitis,Heareeness,Sore Threat,
Nstilu .
Whooping Cough yield to the curative
1 Dr Wood's Norway Pine Syrup, as eon-
tioiwriser
e lung, -healing virtue et the pine tree.
--..-.40.-----
Work While.YOu Sleep.
it yoU take a Lara.IAver PIH to.night, befor re-
tiring, 5 will work while you sleep without a gr' pe or
sin, ri ft Biliousness. Constipation, Ds psia
ii
and Sic Headache, and make you feel better the
month) .
The Molsons Bank.
INCORPORATED, 1855.
CAPITAL PAID UP . . $2,500,000
RESERVE FUND . . . g.2,050,000
JAMES kLL1OT T, Genetal Manager.
HNielALL BRANCH.
Money advanced to farmers on their own,
notes, with lone or more endorsers.
Collectionmade in all parts of the world,
and return al promptly remitted, at lowest
rates of exchanges. Drafts sold on all points.
in Canada, the United States and Europe.
Sterling and American exchange bought and
aoid Interelit allowed on deposits remain-
ing for one Month or more Ekt current rate&
Savings Department -Interest allowed OD
deposits of $1 and upwarch.
Special attention given to the celketion
of farmers' stile notes.
The Bank is open daily for transacting a
general banking businees.
F. E. KARNf Agent, liensall Branch.
1,t3S9-tf
SE/V. RTH DYE WORKS
i,
Ladies and entlemen,thanking you all for past
patronage and now that a new seas n Is at hand
wish to lob you;know that I am stillin the business.
ready to do m best to give you every satiefaction
in doing your work in the line of cleaning and dyeing
gentlemen's and ladies' clothing-, done without being
ripped as well as to have. them ripped. Alt wool
goods guaranteed to give good eatiefaction on aborteet notice: Shawls, curtains, eto.., at moderate
prices. Please do sot fail to give me a call. Butter
and eggs taken in exchange for work. HENRY
NICHOL, opposite the Laundry, ,north Main street.
3.601-0
Merton Stock Farm,
LOT 27, CONCESSION 8, HIBBERT
Thoroughbred Durham Cows,
Heifers and Mills
of the most iashionable strains for sale at
reasonable prices. Post office address,
DAVID HILL, &fifth.
16614'
McKillop Directory for 1901;
DANIEL MAN EY, Reeve, Beechwood P.O.
ALEX. GARD NER, Councillor, Leadbury P. O.
JOHN G. GRIEVE, Councillor, Winthrop P. O.
JAMES O'LA ORLIN, Councillor, Beechwood P. 0
ARCHIBALD McGREGOR, Councillor, Seatorth 1'.0
JOHN 0. MORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop P. O.
DAVID M. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop P. O.
WILLIAM EVENS, Asseseer, BeeelasOood P. O.
CHARLES DODDS, Collector, Seater -0 P. O.
RICHARD POLLARD, Sanitary Ittepeeters
bury P. 0.1
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Organs at $25 and upwards, and
Pianos at cOrresponding prices.
See us before purchasing.
SCOTT BEOS.
l'he MtlEillop Mutual Fire
Insurance Company.
FARM AND ISOLATED TOWN
PROPERTY ONLY iNSURED
OPPiesia.
J. B. MeLeaia, President, Rippen P. 0, • Thomas
Fraser, aice-preeident, Bruceftei,d P. 0. ; Toms, E.
Raw, Seoy.Treas. Seaforth P. 0. ; W. 0, Broad.
foot, Inspector' of Lessees, Seeforth P. O.
DIASOTOZI.
W. 0. Broadfools Seaforth; John O. Grieve, Wi
throp ; George Dale, Seaforth, John Benneweis,
IYtibIln, James Evans, .Peechwood ; John Watt,
Oarlock; Thomas Fraser, Betioedelei ; John B. Mc-
Lean, Hippo ; James Connolly. Clinton.
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Bobt. Smiths, Harlock ; Rohl. MoMillan, fleafortb s
aaroes_Cuteuroirig Egmondv e J. W. Teo, Hohnes-
villa P. O.; George Murtha and John C. Morrison,
auditor
Parties deeroas to effect lasurasoes or tress.
tot ether tininess will he promptly *Waded to Olt
-pitlicalies to eny of the above Ohre% *oddness& It
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