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The Huron Expositor, 1901-04-05, Page 71901 memommummummmok a Uttehetinered 'leper loses in the exciting ctor, it moat ye. The the.. were or lk as of. hey epeak aa ey that a man A yeare may he calm and le. He must atrkbition tam, from • spite oe f heredity is en mle on the he If he does y to be an ege many people strength of ley aro bound love or hate. raft. will have violent, and etr invention WEN. the Weak - Her Release Hiet Her Sea. vl Failed ta a by women ever be esti- closely, they ens that eari The follow- ilease of Mrs. S., ought 'happiness to mys ; For 1. of my life leaa she has_ egine I could ee weeks out leave ebout, illy fit to at- - I consulted kilfal. doctors at different e These all he treatment I would ex- ee was -there eanent cure. aed I would came before ith' in pro - Mee I took a making corn - tended. Thia help me. of blood in ely colorless, el.y deserted epers letters ,uffering and too aceptical docters had hest I came horne—thet le I knew earded as a :are through, alined me to boxee before eon fident of all _the activity e feeling of away. To :reclible that la my veins miaplaced It my happy left me, and 3 there la in to Dr. Wil - rescued me let from the re especially uild up the ad eradicate lives of so - a burden. s headache, Ly yield to - ,e pills are mark and cents a box be had of et Dr. Wit- , Oat. that ehrinka habits of ften find, le ; yet Iturch." ediurch huid get on give sad en my- pert, suppose.' Ile man who out a year ?" t.it I have ions." Ise hatchet - dreadfully ekely they idle of the t beauti- Segueitig to ehe gueata ':how nitwit you hit You can't th all my ly horrid, ::. you are et, an' the .1ddier, an - :the man am' of gA to stv ire? the againse Fuld %lotions eeir disease lk cough or colds that- syrep of presoriptiou 4;1,4 cures Manilla* 1 and :lightning upied Manilloe roes-, two' 'hay, took aguiehede 4 • APRIL 5, 1901. THE HURON EXPOSITOR. - Morris. THE CORNCIL.—The counoil met accord- ing to adjournment ; members all present, the reeve in the chair. Moved by Mrs traylor seconded by Mr. Jeckson that this coundpurchase a road grader for the use of the municipality.—Carried. On motion of Mr. Code, seconded by Mr. Shaw, the deek was instructed to receive sealed tend- ers until five o'clock p. m., on May 27th eeepecting the price of road grader. A communication was received from the elerki of East Wawanosh respecting the advisa- bility of bridges over 100 feet in length be- ing aasumed by the county council. The clerk was instructed to reply to the num tions asked. Patinnasters were appointed as follows, viz. : North boundary, 0, Henderson, W. J. Henderson, Thomas M. Henderson, Thomas Jewitt, George Mc- Donald, Wm. Robertson, N. Thernton, R. Messer and P. Moffat. First lines—D. W. Campbell, R. Maguire, L. Fraser, .A. Hughes, W. H. Fraser, John Johnston and Leonard Rattan. Second line,—J. H. 33randon, John Casemore, Thomas Scott, Wm. Garniss, J. Furrand, George Turvey, Caldbick, Charles Ferrel& and Wm. Moses. Third line,—John Coultes, John Hopper, A. Proctor, John °amiss, F. Brewer, W. j. Souch, H. Bone, Thomas Bone and George Henderson. Fourth line, meLsan, C. Prootor, R. Proctor, L. Wheekr, R. Yuill, JAMeS Kearney, Wm. McCracken, N. Black, K. McKenzie and Wen. Bryans: Fifth /ine,—A. Halliday, J. Puckett, J. Clegg, A. Clark, Wm. Miller, T. Clark, W. C. Wilaon, James Sharp, M. Cardiff and Jno. Mociney. Sixth line,—J. Grashy, J. P. Kelly, John Agen, Thomas Russel, John Douglas, J. Smith, D. Mc- Catcheon and Wm. Thuell. Seventh line, _Rs Nesbitt, M. Healy* T. Skelton, George Pierce, W. J. Kelly, A. Howlett, George Redman, A. Button, Jamee Bird, D. 1143 - Donald and A. Ashton. Eighth line,—D. O'Connor, H. Richmond, Jamea Scott, John Brown, Wm. Phelan, R. Skelton, P. Jack; son, John R. Bell, George Kelly and A. Carter. Ninth line,—C. A. Howe, John Parrott, R. Brown, George Armstrong, James Shortreerl, N. McDonald, Wm. Tay • lor, George Kirkby, George Grigg and T. Holland. Weet boundary,—James Golley, Wm. McCrea, a McClelland, 0 Grasby and N. earning. 'East boundarys—A. Bryan, A. McLaughlin, Wm. Dark, James Bolger and E. McLaughlin. On ,motion the.council adjourned to meet again on May 27th for court af revision and other busi. oess. • He Kept His Leg. Twelve years ago J. W. Sullivan, of Hatt ford, Conn., scratched his leg with a rusty wire. Inflarnniation and, blood poisoning set in. For two years he suffered intensely. Then the best doctors urged amputation, " but," he writes, " I used one bottle of Electric Bitters and 11, boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve. and mv leg was sound and well as ever." For Eruption', Eczema, Tet- ter, Salt Rheum, Sores and all blood die - order s Electric Bitters has no rival on earth. Try them at Fear's drug store, Seaforth,who will guarantee satiafaction or refund the money. Only 50 centai Only a Cent. Uncle Harris was a carpenter, and had a shop in the country. One day he went into the barn, where Dick and Joe were playing with two tame pigeons. Boys," said he, " my workshop ought to be swept up every evening. Which of you will undertike it ? I em willing to pay a cent for eeeh sweeping." " Only a cent ?" said Dick. " Who would work for a cent ?" " I will," said Joe. " A cent is better than nothing," So every day, when Uncle Harris was done working in the shop,' joe would take the old broom and weep it. And he drop- ped all his pennies in his tin' savings bank, one day Yncle Harris took Dick and Joe to town with him. While he went to buy some lumber they went into a store where , there were toys of every kind. " What a tine kite ?' said Dick. " I wish I could bay one." " Only ton cents," said the salesman. I haven't even a cent," said Dick, _ " I have fifty Cents," said Joe ; " and I think I will buy that bird kite." " How did you get thet fifty cents," ask- ed Dick. " By sweeping the shop," answered Joe. " I saved my pennies, and did not open my bank until this morning." Joe bought the kite and a fine large kuite, while Dick went home without anything. • Job Couldn't Have Stood It If he'd had Itching Piles. They're ter- ribly annoying ; but Bucklen's Arnica Salve will cure the worst case of _piles on earth. It has cured thousandes For Injuries,Paine' or Bodily Eruptions it's the beet salve in the world. Price 25c a box. Cure guarentecd. Sold by I. V. Fear druggiet, Seaforth. . The Boy and His Cat. In great dietrees a boy toolohis pet cat to the London Hospieal the other evening, stating that it had swallowed a needle. Could nob something be done to save its life, ? he asked in pathetic tones. - Dr. Heilburn, the house physician, good- naturedly said he would try, He took the cat to the operating room, administered chloroform, and then suceess- fully removed a large needle. The gratified smile on the boy's face as he left the room with his pet under his coat niust have been more than a sufficient re- ward to the doctor for his pains.—London Express. • 'Ls Eaey Feel G ood. Countless thounsands have found a bless- ing to the body in DaKing's New Life Pills, svhich positively cure coi3stipation, Side Headache Dizzineea, Jaundice Malaria, Fever ands Ague, and all Liver ati'd Stomach troubles. Purely vegetable ; never gripe or weaken. Only 25c at Fear's drug store, Too Much Cheek. According to the New York Tribune, one' of the big speculators in wall street recently went to a banker and saict he wanted to borrow 81,000,000. " All right," was the response. " What is your security ?" " My cheek," was the airy ing reply. " Well," responded the banker thought. fully, " your security IS so extensive that our vault will not hold it, so I shall have to decline the loan." • Putnam's Painless Corn and Wart Ext-ractor Contains no acids or other injurious chemical compounds ; is neither caustic, corrosive or irritating ; but soothes and eases from the firet application, anC. acts quickly. If you want an irritatino( and flesh eating remedy do not ask for Panam's, it acts just the other way. For sale at Fear's drug store. ---• and surpris. Educating an Ant. REM A A BLE FEAT Ace° m PUSHED M. A 1,• AT i` RA LIST. Taming an ant would seem to be an al. meet impossible feat, says the New York- Heralde but it has lately been accomplished by the Jesuit father Waemann, who is, after the Englieh Naturalist, Lubbock, the man who knows mod about these interesting insects Wasmann keeps many different tribes of ants in artificial nests. To these is connect- ed a feeding tube, terminating in a glass bulb closed by a cork. Into this tube, he remarked, one of the insects came regular- ly. It wee easy to recognize it to be al- ways the same, as it was particularly small and. otherwiee different ftom its companions. The creature licked up the honey _or auger placed in the bulb, and, having gathered a supply, returned to share it 'with his aom- penions in the nest. Wasimisnn then removed the cork, upon which the in ect came out and sought around for foo . He then approached 1b with the point of a needle dipped in honey. The ant at firs Shrank back, as if frighten- ed ; then gra ually drew nearer, feeling about with its antenae, till at last it came up to the need e and licked off the honey. Later he acme omed it to take the honey directly from he tip of his finger, a sur- prising fact w en we remember that the least unusual dor or the slightest move- ment outside their nests is either repulsive or terrifying t ants and drives them either to Sight or to demonstrations of disgust. VVasmann sue eeded in taming the insect, so campletely th t at last it quitted the bulb immediately t e Cork was removed, came in quest ofithe h ney on his finger, and at the conclusion of he repast, without any at- tempt at reale ance or flight, allowed itself to be lifted. • Catarrh and Colds Relieved in 10 to 60 Minutes.—One short puff of the breath through the blower supplied with each bottle of Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder diffuses this powder over the surface of the nasal pass- ages, Painless arid delightful to use. It relieves instantly, and permanectly cures catarrh, hay fever, colds, headacher sore throat, tonsilitis and deafness. so cents. -4i For sale by I. V. Fear, Seaforth. • Treating. Several years ago a gentleman of my ao- qaaintance fell into the habit of using in- toxicants until he seldom passed a day without some symptoms of drunkenness. He sometimes came home to his family in a state of beastly intoxication. Under their piteous appeals he consented to go to au inebriate asylum, and after a few months of treatment he came back apparently re- formed. Sunshine again filled the house that had long been shadowed with ehame and sorrow. He continued sober for sev- eral months, but one day an old friend met him in New York, greeted him cordially; and invited -him to go into a down town restaurant and take a social gimes with him. -Under a sudden impulse he yielded, iknd that one glass aroused the latent appetite ; the chained tiger was loosed again and my poor friend went home that night pitiably and disgracefully drunk ! During the brief remainder of his life he was a wreck. That whole wretched tragedy of a ruined life was the result of a single act, which goes under the deceitful name of treating.' That friend who offered the ensnaring glass proved to be a deadly enemy ! Grant that he had no intention to work a fatal mis- chief ; grant that he had no thought of doing a serious harm. He did ie, hOwever, as surely as if he had been actuated by a fiendieh malice. For evil is wrought by want of thought, As well as by want of heart.' —By Theodore L. Cuyler, D. D. • Speechless and Paralyzed.— " I had valvular disease of the heart," writes Mrs. J. S. Goode, of Truro, N.S. '• I suffered terribly and was often speech- less and partially paralyzed. One 'dose oi Dr. Agnew's Cure for the Heart gave me relief, and before I finished one bottle I was able to go about. To -day I am a well woman." -43 For sale L V. Fear, Seaforth. • Woodstock's Danger. A despatch from Woodstock, dated March 27th, selys : Since the snow has lett, the .people of this city have had a chance to get an idea of how much of tbe dynamite spilled in the railroad wreck at the Grand Trunk Railway station on February 16 was scatteredaround town. Daniel Miller feund eight whole sticks of it in his- front yard. Someone had thrown it over,. the fence. Yesterday a pile of dynamite aticks was found just, east of the town, on ; the Grand Trunk Railway track. A lot of burnt matches lying around' showed that somebody had been trying to explede it. When a freight train pulled into the Grand Trunk Railway station last night there was a loud explosion under the engine, which made everybody around strike for the open. It is suppoied that a little lump of dynamite exploded. Now that warm weather is near at hand real danger is threatened. Four tons of the dynamite on board the dynamite train was found to be missing when the remains of the wreck were gathered up. Not more than half of that has been gourd. Twitchy Muscles and Sleep. lessness.—Tho hopeless heart sickness that set tles on a man or woman whose nerves are shattered hy disease can best be pictured in contrast with a patient who has been in the " depths " and has been dragged from them by South American Nervine. George Webster, caf Forest, Ont., says : I owe my life to it, Everything else failed to cure."1-44 For sale by I. V. Fear, Seafort11.1 • , My Mistake. A curate up north, says rumor, has fur- nished another example of the pseudo apol- ogy at his own expense. Having preached a very clever Hermon on the Sunday he called upon a certain colonel on the Monday especially to aek his opiniOn. " How did I like the sermon ?" Said the colonel. " Very much indeed. it's one of my favoritee.1 " Oae ot yoar favoritee !" stammered the curate, lightli puzzled. " I do not under- stand," The c lonel regarded him with a twinkle at the b ck o his eyes. " Of- pours° won't ea a w rd," he said, "Ibut I know very we 1 that you etole it, and alao where you stol it fr m." " Sir " sai the curate,' and he spoke from ou the whirlwind of his lighteous in- dignatio " am not in the habit, sir, of stealing y se mons. I fear you are labor- ing und r a iietake and—er—forgetting yourself. I rm. st ask you to apologizo" The colonel asailent for a moment, then he said : " It may be that I. have made a mistake. Wai a moment, I will make sure." o his ook case he took down a massive tome o sermons—a rare and almoat forgotten work, He, turned to a certain page and ap logetic, humble look came upon his ace a he glanced up at the curate. " I beg lour pardon," he said. " I apolo- gize. Yeu did not steel it aftterf all,' for I find it is still here. My mistake, sir ; my emistake 1"—Mod rn Sooiety. '1 • i The ove nor's Wife a Prison- er. -11I s. Z. s . Van Luven is the wife of the gov rnor f the county jail, Napanee, -Ont., an was great sufferer from rheuma- tism, hen t e best doctors in the com- munity a d " s ecialists " failed to help her, she buri d he sceptism of proprietary remedies and urchased South American Rheumat c Cur/. 4 bottles cured her. -42 For ale by I. V. Fear, Seaforth. • Butte by the Yard. lu Cainbridge, England, butter is sold by the yard. : For generations it has been the practice of Cambridge folk to roll their butter intalengthe, each length measuring a yard and 1 weighing a pound, Deftly wrapped id strips1 of clean, white oloth, the cylindrical rolls a e packed in long, narrow baskets made f r the purpose, and thus conveyed o ma ket. The butter women who, in wh te lin n e.prons and sleeves, pre- side over t e stall's in the market, have no need their perien the kn halves cal ex the c article, purity butter out to corn no and a whea around underg fast au To Tak All dr cure. each b f weights or scales for "dispensing ares. C natant practice and ex - ed eye en ble them with a stroke of fe to divid a yard of butter into or quarte with almost mathemati- etness. T e university piople ' are ief buyers. of the cunonsly shaped In addition to being famed for its and swee nese, Cembride " yard ' is amine tly adapted for serving he univers'ty stuaents in the daily E. Cut i conveniently sized pieces, companied by a loaf of the best bread, a stated portion ia sent every mo ming to the roems of the aduates f r use at -the daily break- tea.—Yo th's Companion. ure -Le.xative ggists,refu 5c; E; x. It • old :.n One Day. Bromo -Quinine Tablets. d the money if it fails to . Grove's signature is on • reservin A w man who and ea e to flowe sugges ions for pr long as possible af The nds of the be cut ff before t It is b tter to stri part of the stem hid) w Do n t allow th ends rest on the bottom of the In ea tting the ds, right &Ogles to the stalk. Chaste the water each same tilme again c ting flower tems. Do n t place flow —gas lamp—wlie Mai enhair fern a in moistened paper+ the steinsin water ready for use. In icii some ti e. Mig onette is g house, nd for thi first pl ced in a he ii put it i the ion -b when i will rev properl cared for time. Man placed until t then al Cut as gi a, gi aervin e r 3u tams ey are the flowers d n water w e stems ha owed to st very Col place, fo easion ly revive i ways ith the end cut. Never plaee cut fl sunlight. re n it c ould nd o ,in a t is w n ;all eases ed ro in .4 ach Flowers. en much thought es some valualhle g their beauty as ing. She says : f all flowers should placed in water. leaves from that ill be immersed. of the stems to vase. nip them off at day, and at the the elide of the MOT th becto nd in tim lace f th ar or under lights n be aveided. be kept rolled up the ice, :or, with cool place, until y it will last for grown in a 'cool often droops when m. It is well to ater, for a time, harden," and, if day, last a long satisfactorily if chill taken off e filled and are an 'ice cheat, or Roses will oo- in ice water—al- sterna previously wer in a draught or in We, the undersi refund the mono dreene s Warrante to cure your coug antee 25-oent bo t or mon y refunded, LEX. WIL. • Car • ed, o hereby agree to on a 50 cent bottle of Syru • of Tar if it tails r col . We also guar - e to prove sati factory , Druggist, Sea orth. H s Sixtee Oeorge WaShin .ersburg, West‘Vir be n a nt to the wi ee ho, when s1 ot er ives and al he had no claim Jenkin , widow of Wipe owning her pensio ; was 74 las son sai he had a Jenkin was willin Anderer and they Jived in Mrs. Jenk son's nime. WWI pension ti becam band, and in mitted Was Ve woman several I Mrs. ,_ /poor h Wi ton c tear f th on b SO hom t birt were 0 to gi s' ho e She suspicious. ho had bee is defence he had bc y feeble, wormed ou wives livin Anderson use, entere restore ton of p written a oonfessi n / dates o 16 previous of the ives range f are sea tered over ried foil their mon tion of his first wi are living, The all contracted wit THAT taking o POWDE 26o. Wit people sea of may no many y I once said to es Livreg. nderson, o Park- ged 68 ye re, has use by h rth ed that he had 1,6 m living, ecided r. Mrs. M artha diet, living at St. , and dra ing a day, and she met married. Ander. ension, an Mrs. e up hers, o they se, put in Ander. e Mrs, A derson accused h r hue. e ill, of deoeivi g her, bee me raise& nd ad - ma ried befor .. He d tle by little the of irn that he had dle him off to the suit or divorce and the erty Anderson bee givi g the names and mar 'ages. The ages om 23 to 75, and they a. All were mar - with the exonp. died 30 years ago, s marriages were ears. stat y, and who temo 10 • aching head e of MILBU S. One pow an b 8 ST r, 6c ; instantly relieved by RLING HEADACHE three for 10 , ten for Word what hope ook tomer atrimony ! be amiss fr m o ears ago en l; red heard of an ,ld a bride—" puma thing ; aye keep Ornet After y few year ef ha beg to iffer from hat o co-oper tion in ev rythin lives, b t one. T the y would ay be sure: nd le know t, a exact st te of don't g and furniiih a'be after y ur wife's pleas over te 1 her she must be you ha e to pay off the grees ; it you' do,. you w f dvice. and ri to la A fe terS 1$dneYS • he worst thing a pail ter has to con. ten 1 with is the tur- -pen ine. Thelead, of cOurae, is b d too.' B t the turpentine cut the kidne s, in- fla es and w akens them, make the pail ter's life dan- ,. ger us and tr uble- some o e. When paint r'sbackac es, ite time fo him to be in tre' ting the ki neys. ars do two young nohing out on the words of advice e who not very het happy state. oman who once tell yer man every- ing to yoursel'." py married life I d woman. Have e don't 1 ve two, . ung bridegroom I your sweetheart our finan 4, and utiful house, and sat honeyroon is very careful, as furniture by de - 11 only be laying NOMMEN' AN'S lc wililix hem up—tpe ou the inflam ation -and co gestion, geve ea e to the a hing back. I Mr. J Evanson, tile well-known p inter and de. orator, 5 Oxio d St. To onto, Ont., s' id ; Abou eight weeks ago il was taken w th an excr ciatin pain in tnyi back over th kidneys. It WA. so bad th t my wife ha to apply ot cloths till the d ctor • came a d ga.ve m warp ine. He s id the tro ble wa due to a tone passing from the.k dney t the bladd r. My w ter was 1 aded with a brick dust deposit nd scalde on passing. Whil in this condition I heard of D an's Kidney ills and s arted taking them. It wa. not long . before I got relief min pain an have bee improv ng in health ever si nce. y urine i now clear and doe not. smart e, and I f el better than in y ars. LOH LIVER PILLS, 1T iese black lel el act mud y and na urally fan the syst clearing way all ile and effete mate ia Constip tion, bilio snarls, dyepepsi , headach , heartbu n, waterbrash— 11 14 appesr hen they re used, Price 66 ttle ws m, ial. ick is - the foundat honeyinoon you can rig sake ; the days ome up nee young wife buy ; don't means you of your fun own interim to retake yo on of unhappineas. About the itself, don't epend more than tly afford just for appearance oney will he much better laid egg for a rain,y day, for such o everyone. I would aity to the pay cash forr everything you run on long aOcounts. By this ill,always know the exact state s, for remember it is to your a as well as to your husband's r money go as far as possible; ANXIOUS MOTHERS find DR. LOW'S WORM SYRUP the b et medioine to elpel worms. Children like itTworm don't. An inoide ish for their lowing stor The horse h abase and flag droppe was leading the last fen rider. As t fell squarel feet,- and th may to kee in. But by to all who the animal s and plantin either side o left lint to r him—a dum HALCitARD' or beast ; tor swellings, infla it is a specific. Horse's T.,oVe. t of the love oome horses cher- owners is illustrated in the fol. says the Baltimore -American. 'd been entered in a steeple - as ridden by his owner. -The to a good start and this horse the field when, in coming up to e, he slipped, unseating his e horse was in the air his rider beneath his falling iron -shod thousands of spectators turned frOm seeing the face crushed a powerful effort, so apparent latched that it seemed human, tretohed ite front legs far apart, each hoof at least a foot on f the face of his prostrate rider, se uninjured:, and to thank brute—for his life. • YELLOW OIL cures all in in man sprains, oute, bruises, oal ous lumps, Wmation, ',rheumatism and neuralgia Twin Curses. There is uch said and written about the appallin number of persons who drink. Yet two or hree times as many usn tobac- co. While ore money is spent for drink, it must be r membered that, relatively con- sidered, tob coo is much cheaper than al- coholic liqu re. A glass of beer coats as much as ma y smokes or ahem, and a glass of whiskeyr brandy or wine as much as a dozen Cigarettes or a whole plug or bag of tobacco. Our ann al consumption of alcoholic liquors is o er one billion gallons, or about 16 gallons each man, wnman and child. The most of this is lager beer—containing about four o five per cent of alcohol, the remainder b ing wine—:containing from ten to twe ty p r cent. of alcohol ; whiskey, brand and ther liquors, containing about fifty p r con . of alcohol. The total amount of pur alco ol annually consumed in our land ie less than 100,000,000 gallons, or about five q arts for each individual. Our nunu 1 tobacco crop is nearly 500,- 000,000 pou de. This is over five pounds for evefry in n, woman and child. From 1 this is made over three billion cigarettes, over four bi lion cigars, about 100,000,000 pounds of e oking and nearly 200,000,000 pounde of cl ewing tobacco. According to a fair 'calm ation, to consume our annual tobacce oro it requirea that no less than 12 million boy and men smoke or chew three hours aily.—J. A. Conwell Ameri. can Paper. REGULAR health. LAX ionaliciathertic Any druggist. • CTION of the bowels is necossary to -LIVER PILLS are the best occas• for family or general use. Price 26o. So tland vs. canada, Rev. Dr. amen Robertion, euperintend- ent of therq Canadian Preabiterian Rome Miseions, has recently spent some months on the other side of the Atlantic, and this is taken fro the report het made upon his return to T ronto : ! " The ere t curse of Scotland, Dr. Rob- ertson meld, as drink. This was a most, serioue indu trial drawbale, It, .as it caused delay in the fulfilment of bontracts. Men could not be depended upon to do their work. On n average, ht was informed; some of the en loet ebou 5 day's work after each p y day. • The Scotch people also were falling off in their ehurch going,, In Glasgow ne half of the 'population never darkened t e doors of e church. The churches of ootland, and more especially the laymen, were now looking for a union of the Unite Free church and the Estab- lished hum . A combined effort, it was hoped, woold hel to recover the lost ground, and would ead the way to social and industri 1 reform." By way of contrast let us take the state- ment of Mr. Lascelles Carr, of the Cardiff, Walee Wes ern Mail, who is now making a tour o Cana a and who said to a Globe _ • report r rec ntly : " 0 e thi g that struck him very much was th so riety aud general abstinence from i toxic nts in all cies es of the com- munit . H had dined at the table of more than o e cab'net minister where no alcohol whate er w s eerved, and et he pronounce ed the dinne s as elegant, the. conversation ns bril ient, nd the societ as gay as if a moasu e of o ampange had been 13oured out. ni Amon st th working classes particularly he ohs rved feeling that it was disgraceful for a an to pend for his I personal gratifi• cation the m ney that ought to be devoted to the comfo b and advenelment of his Mfg and family." Compariso a like this ought to give Can. adiana a goo conceit of th'emeelves. There is room in C nada for the whole population of Sootland,, nd we have plenty of coal and iron and fert le land tcriarovide employment for all the p ople who choose to come ' to Canada from the land of cakes. The best missiOnary work that can be done for Scot- land sleems t be in'the limp of immigration. What are ou government agents doing in. that fi Id ? If it suet) t • is rot ma, bronchitis, croup, or any tibia se Vapo.Crcsolene. All Druggists. • ! lien to Marry. Re , E. . Hardy, in Chicago Times. Heral : At what age shohld a man marry? That epend upon the Man. Some men are m re fit ed for the responsibilities of matrimony a 25 than othe s are at 35, If marriage, ho ever, be post oned after this lase f gure a man is likely to get into what may Azle call d the habit 6f celibacy, from which, as fro other bad habits, it is hard to break awa . In this habit of celibacy he will continue till he is about 60 years of age, when a gre t desire will Come over him to try what mat imony is like. just before he dies, and he will propose right and left to everything in petticoats, until -at last he is picked up n t for himself, but for his money or fo his position, or becauae some one is tired of being called " Miss " and wants the no el sensation of writing " Mrs." before her na e. An old man told a friend that he want d to marry before he died if only to hav some one to close his eyes. " Perhaps," uggested the friend, " you will get some one who will open them." It is not natur 1 for a younk girl to wish to merry an old man. A father said to his daughter : ' Now, when iti, is time for you to marry 1 wen't allow youlto throw your- self away o one of the frivolous young a ataid, sena ble, middle -a ed man—what ) fellows I ice round. I sha I select tor you do you Hay cr e of about 50 years of age ?" " Welliss'father," re lied the girl, "if it is jus the same t you I should prefor two of ." Perhaps the best advice one could gi e a young man in this matter is to say : " Wait until yeti cannot wait any longer," Wait, that is to say, until This signatur Laxative the remedy th /11,1re....sow is on every horror tho gen uln. Bromo.Quittine Tablets t cares a cell ki one do/ • That Whoop! Have ou had it in your house? It's' cough and cough nd cough, and then that ter ible whoop! Don't upset t e stomach more by giving auseous medicine. Just let the c ild breathe -in the soothing vapor f Vapo-Cresolene. lt goes right to the spot that's dis- eased. Relief i immediate, and in a very few days the cure is complete. You can't say dip same of any other 'treatment. For asthma catarrh, and colds it's eqilially good'. it ' Vapo-Cresolene is solid' by druggists everywhere. The Vaporizer and Lai p, which should last a life- time, and a bott e of resolene complete, $1.50; extra supplies of Cres lene 25 cents and 5o cents. Illustrated booki it co taining physicians' testi- monials free upor. request. VApo-CassoLENE Co., 18o Fulton St., New Yo lc, U.S.A. Recommended and sold by I. V. Fear, Druggist, Seaforth she—that not mpossible she—oomee with mike so sweet and tnannere so gracious that you cant ot w, ait any longer, then marry, and may yon be happy ever after. —Mr. Krupse has sold the Mitchell plan- i:g mill s to Davie & Eizermens —Roses exhibited at the American Rose Soeiety's exhibition, .held in New York hust week, by the Henry ale estate, of Bramp- ton, Ontario, t e lar est florists in Canada, I were awarded five p zee out of eighe en- tries, one prize issing a valuable silver cup for the beat exh bit of 100 blooms of bride and bridesmaid roses The wealthy New - Yorkers and se -g °veers showered con- gratulations on the representative of the Dale estate, wh acc mpanied the exhibit. They Were our rised • that ouch beautiful roses 'es- the ride maid and Morgan, of the Dale nxhibi , wit their' four feet of stem and the ro e on top like a large flam- , ing totch of the most gorgeous color, cciuld 'be produced in ana a. - • A N w Army Ration. German in.li tally correspondents speak very h gh.13,1 of a new ration which has bcen tried during the re- cent maneiners I of the Austrian troops in 0..licia, says The - Paris Messenger. win ' -to the nature of the country i nd he extensive area covered during tl c exercises, it .be- came neeessai y t provide 'the troops with some p rtab e food which could be prepared in a very short time or even eaten wit iout preparation.. Various:form . o nutriment were tried, but the one, which gained most favor was a leo-called "chocolate ra- tion." This was invented by a doc- tor, and con. ists of ordinary choco- late With an admixture Of albumen and certain f tty matter. In a few minutes this- 'an be cooked :either in milk or water and eaten as it is. The nourishir g value of the prepara- tion is very reat, 100 grammes af- fording as m telt ustaining .value as nearly 'half a kil igra»une, or five times the am unt of beef, Moreover,. the chocolate kee s remarkably well, and is affect d miiiher by heat nor by long stole ge in damp and badly - ventilated nit gazines. -C alin at Sea. The scheme of naling naval ves- eels at. sea, by 'leans of an aerial cableway, ha re (ently undergone a series of t ats I under the Uni lea SLates Navy Depiktment's supervis- ion. The ve. sel o be coaled towed' the coaling v >ssel in oPen sea., some hundred feet liter 'ening. In all five t"ials were made on different rdays. During the irst nine loads were sent ' over .11 e bleway. -On the next day 3:Ti 1 mds were sent in about ;30 i»inutes. On the third, _22 to -ns were sent n 01e hour. The next tevo tests w re ir endurance and rough weatiu r, t le former being of four hours' tura • ion. In smooth water, With t he Ivy swell, 75 tons were sent in tin ev hours, vvith the possibility of ind finite continuance. In the last and !ifth test, during a esse. a, 8 tail s were made in 80 Now Rai elan Postal Stamps. On the firs of -January, -1901, the Russian overall) ..iet : will issua new postal s Lamle. puring the laSt few yea I's the 1 lost incredulous frauds lia,ve been committed all over the Russian Empire, in so far as the seanips hitla rto in use were used again and ag lin. The color was a a id even hot Wat er very solid on!, ;Ind acids coo d 11 attack it. in (IN way On th miller hand, howeefer, 1 he ink empl yed in stamping name oe postoilice and .date of despatch could easily be w ished off, and it is said that millions of Russian stamps have been used ree, four and even live times.. rt he IlieW Eta -nips,. whiril are turned ou byl the Imperial State Paper Works, wil1 have a light and very sensitiv ool or, and will be much larger i si( e than the present, Russian stain" s. • Polle mai outwitted. A cyclist wets reiing in the neigh- borhood of Wm eester after dust when a. braw ny policeman stopped him, and (lei/mm(4(.1 to know why he was riding w tho it a light. Not a moment's pause elapsed before the cyclist framed .his excuse. "Sec that bicycle?" he kid, pointing on .ahead to the glimmer of a light in the road; well, Unit tachine .is my bet - lee half; it, is part of this bicycle, you understand. 11 was riding tan- dem when the pita:, became unglued; iny wife rode on 4head not knowing Avhat, had. happent.,d, and when I re- covered my senses, she was out of shouting -dis a'necri." The constable was still gas mg • w hen the cyclist had got up t ei ht miles an hour, Bal n Poets. In China eve thle writer of reject- ed literary work treated With po- liteness, says l'hel London Express. Here is an editor's letter printed in The Japan 0 zett,: "We have read thy Manuscrip well delight, By the bones of - our Ai cestors we swear that never hal e we encountered such a Masterpiece. Should we print it, His Majesty t Elnperor would or- der us to take it n(s a criterion. and never again to print anything which was not equal to i .As that would not be possibh bef re Ten Thousand Years, all trot •we return thy Manuscript, aad bi,g of thee 'Ten Thousa n d Par lons.1 See! my hand Is at my feet, and II am thy Slave!" wapiry Int4oeenee. N•i' on der if thos Busbys use lau- danum on theii bah. nights?" "No; Busby .(ings it to sleep." "I didn't; kn4ev Thisby could sing.'i "Well, the balby isift old enough to be critical.'' 11TE SECRET SERVICE H W IT LAYS TRAPS INTO WHICH SMUGGLERS TUMBLE. Atirable Ag nisi Who Travel on Oeean iiners nd Beguile Those Who tstild heat Your Uncle 'tunnel to Givi g Up Their Seeretori, ficials put their hands On. the violators of ow smu glers smuggle is well known in every co ntry that puts a duty on cer- tain importe, but how the governn eut of - the law is quite another story. Some th'nk it no dime to steal from the "rich" go ernment, and they lay their plans to br ng in dutiable goods free as aautiously an cleverly as does the burglar who is ab ut to break into a house. t is net generally known to globe trot- s or even stay at homes that the Tjnit- States has several of the "brightest" n in the customs seryice constantly on o crossing and recrossing the Allan - in search of those who are likely to e bad memories when it comes to the nt of making a declaration. The latter strong legal document to which every oming tOurist has to swear add affix signatur . So that when a traveler is nd guilt of bringing into the country t which does not appear as an entry his decla •ation he is likewise guilty of jury. 'he gove nment employees wird make thOse regulur trips on the big liners are in he pay lithe treasury departnient. It is bvious t at they are obliged to have a entlemanly presence and an aCability th t usually- mark the great tuiveler. Th's affability is worth a good deal to the go ernment, of any sm igglers. =fiddle s are exchanged while the hu e twin s rews are churning the water ast rn, and the man with the diamonds or ther pre ious Etones concealed In his bic de tires or inside the cheap cigars that he has urehased abroad learns with a g.reat deal of interest that his agreea- ble companion, who saYs that he is a broker or so o ething of the sort, also in - ten s to devote his energies to defriuding tin le Sam. Of course this agreeable con panion d es not intend to do auything of he sort, but this is one of his many rus i for fin ing out how the wind blows oxi he other side of the fence. 1 e makes the acquaintance of ev ,r -y - body worth knowing during eael trip, cl an he ent rtains the smoker, a yell as the soci I hall, with the lateet and bes stories ' When the ship rea4hes Sa dy Hook he knows most of th other pa sengers better than any one eL . ' lie is am Ily I ma ris to wh tdor. all is, In ger shi tel ed th tie ha po is hi fo th 011 pet and it has been the dewnfall he first man ashore, and in the ex - nation of his luggage comes the fun - part ot the whole thing. aving made his declaration in the n saloon coming up the bay the same he rest Of the passengers, subscribed the paper and received a Square, te card with a hlue penciled numeral wn across its face, he presents this he customs officials on the dock, and inspector who little suspects who he ives in his trunks and hand valise. the mea time, and while the passen- are sw ming to the 'pier from 'the and hu dreds of bedroom stewards are lugging ashore the great tangle of truilks and personal effects, the seeret ageInt of the government has run Within hai hag distauce of somebody who does kn w him. I They shake hands as warmly ae if 'the whole thing was not made u , and the act as it they hadn't seen ea oth- er "n 20 years. The newcomer is n the coll ctor's staff, and he- finds a neatly fol ed piece of paper in leis hand when the secret agent hastens off in search of his baggage. This paper is known from A to Z by Its new owner within a few miuutes, and the next interesting chap- ter is when the whole thiug is over and the would be smuggler is alone and asks hi self: 'ow, how in the name of all that's rea, onable did they know I had that jew lry?" uder such secrecy do these agents ope .ate that even the navigators of the shi s on which they travel do not know their calling. They pay full fare and take out tickets in the regular way, sometimes through main offices, but most freetuently through a tourists' agency. Their pay varies but the minimum is $10i per day and all expenses paid. They sto at the est hotels while abroed, for the find th best results for their la- bor there. I addition to these traveling ngents the government has in the chief cities of Eutope secret agents who keep track of all ;the big exporting houses and large jewielers. These men get $8 per day and all expenses. There are four of these age ts London, five in Paris alio three in erlin, The land agent abroad gets the majority 'of his tips through the em - via ees of the houses where American purehases are made. That the reins may be drawe as tightly as possible on dis- honest tourists the government has a se- eret understanding to divide the value of seized goods where the information. is furnished by a disinterested party. This rule is most profitable to both the gov- erninent and the one giving the inform- 6geolo1 tre tha ste wit it ere are certain houses abroad which diamonde, -silks or other datiable s to American buyers and notify the sury age ts Immediately. 'Iliu3 it is ill frequei tly the moment a ourist s on board a ship on the other eide valuabl s that he may "forget" to declare on a rive! here the feet is eabled to this side, d the boarding officers and inspectors p ea him the compliments of the ' ay on the pier. 1 T draw t 0 strings around the dishon- est nes tigh er there gather at the pier of e ery big teamer on arrival a staff of trea ury officials whose sole business it is to iscover anything that may have es - cap d the oibservation of the agents abr ad. Among these are several inspect- ress s, who e n spy a bulging gown sev- eral cable len ths away. The pay of these secret agents and the rewerd that goes to the informant come from the secret or contingent fund of the government, of which the public never leer s. Every civilized country has a fun of this kind. Somewhat Shady. ha," exclaimed tbe policeman, "read- ing paper are you? thought you clai ed to be a blind man." "S I am," eplied the beggar, who had been taken o his guard. 'My trade is putti g blinds on windows."—Philadel- phia Press. WI en thought becomes rampant, it broni s forth Into speech and beedmes one. When lack of thought( be- eeini . loirdenSome. it finds voice and is t w.. tis 1e. --A acce et that might have proved more erious heel merry toed of Csoderich towns ip young folks Sunday evening, 17th inst. Whil, driv"ng home from the pros- peroue orth League of Cole's; chervil, the w Iffl -tries of the sleigh became un- done, rid when the driver tried to hold the horses tht. sleigh ran forward and frightened the • irited animals No much that the two within a few miles of Kingston without charg , bat the return trip coot $3.60. EpPs's Coe'a GRATEFUL COMFORTING Distingnished everywhere for De- il. licacy of F your, Superior Quality, and High y Nutritive Properties. Specially rateful and comforting to the nervous and dyepeptic. Shld only! in quarter -pound tins, labelled JAMES EPPS & CO. Limited Horriceopathie Chemist; ; London, Eagland. BREAKFAST 9 Epps s SUPPER Cocoa 1713-26 Coughs, Colds. Bronchitis,Efoarseneas,Sore Throat, Asthma,- Whooping Cough yield to the curative power of Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup, as it con- tains the lung -healing virtue cif the pine tree. ----01.-...„--- Work While You Sleep. , If you take a Lata -Liver Pill to -night, Wore re- tiring, it will work whileLon._sleep with:ut a,gripa or pain, curing Biliousness, Constipation, Dyspepsia and Sick Headache, and make you feel better us tha morning. II Spring Medicine. ; , As a spring mod eine Burdoek Blood Latere hest no equal. It tones:up the IN stern and renioves all impurities from the blood, and takes away thl.t tired, weary feeling so p_revalvent In the spring. , ' , eta-- i DOAN'S KIDNEY MIA aot on ths kidneys. i bladde and urinary organs only. fille rinre bsiokaches weak back, rheurnatism, diabetes, congestion, in - j1 atinadmbinladatidoenr,. grave , Bright's disease and all other diseases arising from wroog adtion". of the , kidney* i , HagYfir: ii.YeEtiNcr Oil. The great pain ehre. Used externally c4es -rheu- matism, swellings, pains, bruises, stiffness, pain and soreness of OV6ry description. Internally ;used it cures croup, colds, sore throat, hoarsenels,lasthrna bronchitis, quinsy, ete Price 26 ciente, all druggists, 1 ..i In cases of Nervousness, Sleeplessness, '4 eaknese, Erain Fag,ILack of vitelity, Nervous PrOstration, Faint and Dizzy Spells, Tobacco Heart, Whiskey Nerves, General Debility, etc.. use Milburn is Heart and Nerve Pills. The Molsons INCORrORATED, CAPITAL PAID UP . . 121500400000 RESERVE FUND . JAMES ELL1GTT, Gene al Mana4 er. HENItlALL BR NCH, Afoney advan4ed to far ers on thelir own notes, with one Or more endorsers. Collections m de in all parts of the World, and returns pr mptly remitted, at iowest rates of exchan a. Drafts sold on all ipoints in Canada the nited States and E rope. Sterling and American exchange bong t and sold. Interest allowed on deposits remains in for one month or more at currentt rates. avings Deptuttment—Interest allowed on deposits of $1 and upwards. Special attention given to the col ection of farmers' sale notes. The Bank is tipen daily for trains, ting a general banking business. F. E. HARN, Agent, Hensall Bia/lCh. lifit30.0 SEAFORTH DYE WOFtKS Ladies and gentkimenithanking you -ail fAlir patt patronage and now that a new season is at hand wish to let you knoW that 1 am still in the business, ready to do my best, to give you every satiditetion In doing your work in the line of cleaning andidyeing gentlemen's and ladies' clothing, done 'without being ripped as well as tot have 'them ripped. All wool goods guaranteed to give good satisfaction cm short- est notice. Shawls, curtains, etc., at moderate prices. Please do not fait to give me a call. Ratter and eggs taken exchange for walk. HELillY NICHOL, opposite 'the Laundry , north Main -street, 1191-tf Merton Stock Farm, LOT 27, CONCESSION 8, HIBBERT Thoroughbred Durham Caws, Heifers and Bulls of the most fashionable strains for sale at reasonable prices. Post office addrees, DAVID HILL, Staffs. itsentr MoKillop Directory for 1901. DANIEL 11.ANLEY,'Iterive, Beechwood P. 0, ALEX. GARDINER; Councillor, Leadbury P. 0. JOHN G. GNIEVg, Councillor, Winthrop P. 0 AWES O'LAUGHLIN, Counoilior, Beechwocvi P, 0 AROHIBALD McGREGOR,Councilior„Selforth P.0 JOHN C. MORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop Ps 0 , DAVID M. ROSS, Treasurer, Wi throp P. 0, WILLIAM EVENS, Assesser, Be hwood P. 0. CHARLES DODDS, Collector, S aforth P. 0. RICHARD POLLARD, Sanitatfy Inspector, Lead• bury P. 0. FAN ITEM OF INTEREST. -- Farm loans taken at lowest rates; payments to suit borrower ; sat staetIon guaranteed ; °env- epondenee cheerfully answered. ABNER COIOINS. Winghair Ont. Oilleea-At corner of ILDnie and Patriak st.reets; every Saturday all day. 1067 Seed Grain For Sale -- Two ears ot seed peas, no bugs, from Owen Sound. Four klbd• of choice oats, barley and goose wheat, A quantity of feeding corn at all timer. 1 sell for cash or exchange for any kind of grain. In some cases from 2 to 9 menthe time oan be bad it desired. D rive right to our warehouse at the railiva station. W., II. PERRIN, Clinton, Ont. 1121114 - THE SEAFORTH Musical Instrument .EMPORMA.1. ESTAB74811ED, _______ Owing to hard times, we liav4Y con- cluded to sell pianos and Organs at Greatly Reduced Prices. Organs at $,25 and upwards, and Pianos at corresponding prices. See us beforo purchasing. SCOTT BROS, Insura+ce Company. - rhe '.hfclEillop Mutual Firs FARM AND; ISOLAtED TOWN PROPERTY ONLY INSURED 1 emcees. J. IL McLean, President, Kip:wo F. 0. ; Thornae :Fraser vice-president, Brucefiold G._ ; Thomas B. Have, 'Eaoy-Treas. Reaforth P. 0. W. G. Broad. foot, Inspector or Losses, Reatozth P, 0, i onnurroas. W. G, Broadfoot,13oatorth ; Jr;zr.,1 0, 'Grieve, WI throp ; George Da o, ileaforth ; I3ennewde, Dublin ; lames Evans, Beochwzod ; John Watt. 'rowlock ; Thomas FfrilSeri BruceileLl ; John D. Mc- Lean, Kipplen ; Jame§ Connolly, "411Lton, AGMS. RObt, Smith, Harinok ; Rohl. lioaforth ; tunes Cumming Eginondv .• Yeo Holmes - rills P. 0.; Goorgo littirdio and John C. 'Moulton. auditors I Panto Oestrous to affect Inatiranoes or inns. -di other basins,' will bo promptly ationdatil to as stiloalion io any oi the above Gawk addreset4 'SOS reiPsetiTs post 'sm.