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MBER 15, 1899.
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THE HURON EXPOSITOR.
IMPGRTA.NT NOTIOES.
DetIVER FOR SALE. -Large driver, works well as
a third barite. Apply to REV. D. FORREST,
Walters P. O. 1669-2
LS WANTEID.-All kinds of good savv loge at
their saw will on Lot 12, Coneeteion 13, •MoKil.
lee. Highest pritle in cash paid. MUNN BROS.,
Leadbury. 1668 4
JeMeKENNIA, Dominion and Provincial Land
Surveyor, Member of theAssoolation of Ontario
eateceSurveyorte 1/nblin, Ontario. 1386-52
ONEY TO IMAN.-Funds of private parties,
also company funds, to lean at 6 per cent. ftret
ge ; tenon to suit borrowers. JAMES I..
RAN, Barr, eter, Seaforth. 1659 tf
too
ro1N MCAT' , Clerk ••rf the Second Division
ourt, County Coramistrioner, of Efuron, Con-
erere cer, Land, an and Insurance Agent. Fande
perve ted and lo Loan. Office -Over Sharp &
webs' store, Main street, Seaforth. 1289
INTIM TO RE T. -To rent, Lot 20, Conceesion 5,
r Bibetett. Tenant can plcugh after let Ootober,
le90 and get full pcseession ist April, 1900. Land-
lord woule prefer to rent for grazu g only. Plenty
of w ter. Far pa ticulare appy to P. HOLMESTED,
BarriSter, Seefort 1658-tf
ANTED. -T acher for Union School section
Nos. 8 aid 11, Usborne and Blanohard.
Male firet or sec ud class certificate, experienced,
repo abler rharact e, none other need apple. Refer-
ence required, go, ci average attendance of sohoIare,
stath salary- Du les to -cornwence at New Years.
Wet. . TCFT3, K rkton. 1668-2
n10 LET REA ONABLY.-Eligible farm, three
et_ miles from Meth, 2.0 acres, two houses, two
berm, etc',. Any I r eded improvements will be made
or allowe for. Stablhog to be built and barns re-
paired, ne et spring. .Apply to T. F. COLLE, Blyth
p_ 0. or t CHAS. HAMILTON, Myth. 18665-tf
TEAM ENGINE AND BOILER FOR SALE -For
tiale cheap, the steam engice and boiler in use
in TE EXPOSIT e R printing office. The boiler is
12 horse power an the engine 8 horse power. Both
are io geed workin condition and have only been in
nee about six year. Rouen for &Jilin', intsnd pni-
Vag ill a gasoline e gine. Address THE EXPO1S6I6T740R,
Seatenah.
STO K FOR SAT.R.
TIOLSTEIN CO FOR SALE. -Cow, five years
11 old, will cede in March, excellent butter cow.
Apply to J. 31. AR STRONG, Walton. 166941
lipEliESHIRES.- or sale a number of Berkshires,
II bred from hr.u.rted stock of the most approved
type, Of either sex, t very reasonable prices. WM.
lecieLLISrER, Vara P. 0. 1667-41
leteteRHAM BUL FOR SALE. -For sale, two
Jar thoroughbred Duiham bulla; both 12 months
old, qne man and t e other red. JOHN MORRISON,
Lt 22, Concession i I, McKillop, Winthrop P. 0.
1635-tf
ellIOROUGH B
sale three go
from 10 to 12 mo
neifere, eIl registere
reborn or addr
731eD110 .
CATTLE FOR SALE. -For
d thoroughbrei Esurham bulls,
hs old; also several cows and
. Apply on Lot 30, Concession
se Hurondalo P. 0. THOMAS
1665-tf
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
'UAW& FOR SAL
Hullett, near
abcut ICO acres, all
cultivation. There
and pleety of- excel
farm end will be set
Apply to MRS. SC
.-For este, Lot 5. Conoeseion
village of Kinburn, containing
cleared and in a good state of
are gocd builinge, good orchard
nt water. This is a splendid
cheap. Immediate possession.
OALES, Constance P 0.
180-7
OPLENDID FAR FOR SALE. -For sale the
10 eplendid farm • f Mr. Robert Govenlock, on the
North; Road, a mile and a half from Seaforth. I
contaies 176 acres, n arly a.1 earareel and in a high
Mate of cultivation There is a two story brick
_Ames, good bank ba n end everything in firse-class
oondition and well u derdmined. It will be sold on
easy ter -ma, as the pr eprietor desires to retire. If
not sold before the 1.11 it will be rented. Address
ROBERT GOVENL•OK, Seaforth P. 0. 1603 tf
FARM IN HAY TOWNSHIP FOR SALE. -For
sale, Lot 22, o the' North Boundary of Hay
.Townehlp. This far contains 100 acres, 85 acres
cleared, the rest gee hard% oed bush. It is web un-
derdrained and term d. There is a good etone house
with a No. 1 Cellar large bank barn; implement
shed; sheep house 70x75, with first-olate steblieg
end root cellar unde neath ; a good orchard • 2 good
wells and -cistern. T a ere is 121- acres of fall wheat
sowed on a rieb f :Row, well mantmed ; 40 acres
seeded down recent , the rest in good 8hapo for
crop. This is a 0. 1 farm, web situated for
markets, churchee, ehools, post office, etc., and
will be sold reatonab y. Apply on the premises, or
address ROBERT N. DOUGLAS,Blake,Ont.1668x841
1.3PLENDID FARM FOR SALE. -For sale, a splen-
. did farm and ho el property. This farm is on
the 13th conceseion af the Township of MoKillop, at
the Village of Leadbury. It contains 1124 acres, all
of which are cleared except about three sores. It is
In a gaod state of c Itivation, being web fenced and
underdrained, and su table for grain growing or stock
treeing and feeding. There is not a foot of weete
land on the farm. Theie are two good dwelling
houses, a large bank aro with stone stabling under-
neath, a large irnpl ment house and all necessary
buildings in firet-clas: repair. There are three or•
obarde and four nevi r -failing wells. The farm ad-
joins the Village of eadbur3, whore are stores, post
office, blacksmith eh p, school. etc, The well known
Leadbury hetet i on the fedi), and will be sold with
it. le is now nter ease for a term of years. This
is one of the bekt an most profitable farm proper -
tem in the Couoty o Huron, and will be sold oheap
and on ewy terms of payment. If the property is
not told in a reasona le time, the farm will be rented
if a suitable tenant o 1 ere. For further particulars,
apply on the prom's s, or address the undersigned
roprletor, Leadbury P. 0. JOHNSTON KINNEY.
1653
STOCK
FOR SERVICE,
BOAR FOR SERVl
sen•ice on Lot
thoroughbred Yoerks
at time of eervioe wi
neceseary. CHAS.
BOAR FOR El
keep for serv
Stanley, a thorough
lilt, payable at the ti
of returning if neees
CE. -The undersigned has for
29, Concession 7, MeKillop, a
ire boar. Terme 31 00 payable
•h the privilege of returning if
ULM AG E. 1668x4
VICE. -The undersigned will
ce on Lot 26, Concession 4,
red Chesterwhite boar. Terms -
e of service, with the privilege
M- .
ary. JOHN V. DIE
1691-tf '
• 110 PIG BREEDE
on Lot 26, Com
a thoroughbred Ona
bred YORKSHIRE PIG
be admitted to each.
of service, or 31.60
White Piga for eel°.
S. -The undertrigned will keep
eseion 6, L. R. S., fincleerse.th,
TER WHITE PIG, also a thorough -
A limited HUM bor of sows will
Terme, 81, payable at the time
*f charged. Ale° a few Chester
JAMES GEMMILL. 1608-52
ITIAMWORTH BO
VICE. -The u
at the Brucefield
Tentworth Boar, wit
11 ; payable et Isere
turning If ne0es8ar3
bred young Tamwo
FIUGEC MaOARTNE
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"TIAMWORTEI PIG
1 Signed hate for
SicKillop, a them'
limited number of
extra good pig and b
Or • their Iserkshlr
Tema31, with privi
JOHN If eldILLA.N
R FOR SALE AND FOR SER.
deraigned will keep for servioe,
am Factory, a thoroughbred
registered pedigree. Terms,
f service with privilege of re-
. Alec) a number of thorough -
h Boars and Sows for sale.
, Brumfield. 140541
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FOR SERVICE. --The under-
Br:ice on lob 82, concession 8,
red Tamworth pig, to which a
owe will be taken. Thi. is an
eedere find it advantageous to
sows with this breed of pIg.
erre of returning if necessary.
1506xtf
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE
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RE ANDREW! GO VENLOCK ESTATE.
All parties having taints against the estate of the
late Andrew Govenl ek, farmer, McKillop, who have
not yet handed the -erne to me are hereby notified
to do so before the 1 th day of December 1899, as I
will on that day pro eed to distribute the assets of
the mid estate, having -regard only to euch claims as
have la•en properly f -led with me. ALEX. WILSON,
Arreigrree, Seaforth, ,vovember 174h, 1899 1667 3
Tenders For Cordwood.
Tenders will be reeelved at the Clerk's office up
till DECEMBER 16th, for the delie ery at the Water-
works Celle of about 430 cords of green or dry hard-
wood cordwood,4 feet lortg,sawed ends,bedy wood,to
be piled where requited. Partiei may tender in quan-
titiee of 6 cords and opwards. No tender necessarily
accepted. WM. ELIAOTT, Clerk. 1669-2 .
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Morton Stock Farm,
LOT 27, CONCESSION 8, HIBBERT
Thoroughbred Durham Cows,
Heifers and Bulls
of the most fashionable strains for sale at
reasonable prices. Poet office address,
DAVID HILL, Staffa.
16614
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I•e-1:1/ F.:Iswacion, Shorthand,
teeenenerrie. Teorouall see-
• e,„:-......quilentlre year. Students
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Positively- cured" these
Little Pills.
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' They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia,
Indigestion and Too Hearty Eating. A per
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feet remedy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsl.
ness, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Coated Tongue
Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They
Regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
Small Pill. Small Dose,
Small Prices
Substitution
the fraud of the day.
See you get Carter's,
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Ask for Carter's,
Insist and demand
Carter's Little Liver Pills,
1 The
Cardigan
Overshoe
FOR
Women
Misses
and
Children
The Cardigan Overshoe
is a heavy black over -stocking with the
foot vulcanized into a rubber shoe. The
stocking is complete' to the toe of the
rubber and makes the warmest, lightest
and neatest rubber i11 the market. No
buttons, no buckles. Made to fit all shoe
shapes. Sold by all dealers.
Manufactured by
The Cardigan Overall°. Co., Stratford, Oa
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Our direct connections will Save you
time and money for all point.,
Canadian North We
Via Toronto or Chioag'
British Columbia and Calif rnia
points. •
Our rates are the lowest. We have tie
a3 suit everybody and PULLMAN TO
IST CARS for your accommodation. 0 ll
for ftuther information
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Grand Trunk Railway.
Trains leave Seaforth and Clinton stations
ollowe : 7
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..40ING W 8T- SIAPORTH. Ceneros.
Paese gor ...... .... 12.40 e. we 12.66 r. et
Paseo ger.... .. .. 19.12 P. M. 10.27 P. M.
Mixed Train.... .. 9.20 A. M. 10.15 A.
Mixed Train ...... .. 6.16 P. M. 7.06 P. M
Genie Bear- - , Passenger.. .. .... 7.f 3 A. M. 7.88 A.;s1.
Passenger.. .. .... 8.11 P. M. 2.66 P. M.
Mixed Train.... .. .. 15.20 P. M. .4.86 P. M.
Wellington, Grey and Bruce.
GOING NORTH- Passenger.
Ethel 10.05 e. et.
Brussels.. 10.17
Bluevale..
Wingham
Goner Sourn-
Wingham
Bluevale
Brussel(' ...... 7.16.
Ethel 7:28
10.30-
10.37
Passenger.
6.50 A. M.
17.00
Mixed.
1.40 re ea
2.10
2.86
3.15
MLeed.
8.65 A.
9.17 1
9.45
10.02
London, Huron and Bruce.
OINO NOR.TH-
London, .depart
Centralia
Exeter.. ...........
Hensall. ..
Kippen. • .
Brucefield.
Clinton.
Londeoboro
Blyth
Belgrave
Wingham arrive .... . .
GOING SOUTH-
Wingham, depart....
Belgrave
Blyth
Londesboro
Clinton -
Brhcefleld
Kippen.
• Heneall
Exeter
Centralia.... .........
London, (arrive)
frail
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Passenger.
8.15 A.M. 4.40 P.M.
9.18 6.66
9.30 6.07
9.44
9.60
9.68
10.16
6 18
.6.25
6.33
6.66
10.33 7.14
10.41 7.28
10 66 -787
11.10 8.00
Passenger.
; 6.53 A.M. 3.16 P. M.
7.04
7.16
7.24
7.47
8.06
8.16
8.22
8,36
8.40
9.60 A
8.30
3.46
3.65
4.26
4.49
4.57
6.02
6.14
6.23
M. 6.26
Seaforth Foundry
Machine Works
,
Are now in
9
FULL OPERATION
Aid we are prepared to de repairileg of all kinds
Engine and Mill Work a specialty. Threshers and
farmers' work promptly attended to.-
Plow Points and all repairs for the °Wein= imple-
ments kept on hand and made to order.
• We have for sale, at very reasonable prices, two
Stevens & Burns portable engines, two White port;
able engines, one Wateroue and one Leonlerd.
For full particulars, call or address
ROBT. BLL Jr.,BELL,
PROPRIETOR.
1643-tf
Bulls and Rams for S
le.
For sale a choice lot of SHORTHORN B ts, from 6
40 112 months old, big growthy fellows; also a few
LEICESTER. &MARLING AND RAM LAMBS. Prices the
loWeat and terms easy.
DAVID MILNE, '
Ethel, Ontario.
11659-tf
IN Ti- HIMALAYAS -7-,
The Workman Exploving Expedition tw
tho'Orient ltLeilree New (7111111)1n:: Re- :
cords- touched 1 9,450-1-eet. a
: Dr. W. H Workmaa and ;Mrs.
Fanny Bull -)ck Workman; P.R.S.G.;
authors of 'Algerian. Memories" .and
."Sketches wheel in Fin de Siecle -
Iberia," accompanied by the. noted!
SWiss guide Air. Zurbriggen, have,
made a motntainecring record in the
Korakoran : Iimalayas in the past,
season. Iti ,July they spent eighteen
days on the great Diofo glacier, in
North Baltistan, following it up for
thirty miles to Snow Lake; which
lies at 16,0 0 feet. Crossing this,.
they ascend d the snowy Hispar Pass .
(17,500 feet). Sir W.. Martin Con-
way and hi party, with: the guide
Zurbriggen, mado the first crossing,
of the Hispar in 1891. The Work-
man expedit- on is the setond to visit,
this aforetithe Inaccessible ice world,
and the first to see and nhotograph;
the unnamet un.explored ice giants'.
bordering Snow Lake and- the Pass. -
Mr. Conway1 nrossed this portion in
a snowstorh and saw nothing of the
higher landscape. Tile lowest camp
was 12,800 ancl. the highest, on ice,
at 16,400 fe- t.
• Returning :o Askole new coolies .
were taken ior an expltaring trip to;
the circle of i snowy peaks' adjoining
the Skoro Lai, Pass (17,000 feet), the
upper passage from Askole to Shi-
gar. . Here moraine and glacier camps
were made at 16,000 and 17,400
feet • and two :virgin , snow peaks as-
cended. The drst, which was partly
of rock and partly of snow, was
made from the lower camp. Photo-
graphs were taken on the highest .
summit, which is a narrow white
horn, and a atone cairn built on a
slightly lower:rock summit. In this
a jar was plaCed, containing names
of climbers, name given to peak,
, the "Siegfriedhorn," height ,18,600
feet and details of ascension.
, Three days later, from the upper
' calu.P, a higher' peak, wholly of snow,
was ascended. , Two porters were of
the party, which was roped from
, camp. After a. short bit. of glacier
the -whole ascent to the narrow knife-
like summit Wr4S over steep snow-
field.S. Thil top was reached between
10 and 11 o•clOck am., from which
the grandest .k iown and - unknown
peaks of this p irt of the Himalayas
were visible. Nanga Parbat, 26,-
-600 feet ;.• 1(2, .28,250 ; Macherbrun
and Gusherbruoa each 26,000 feet,
the lovely golden throne of the Bal-
tora glacier and the endless unnamed,
but equally inunenSe, snow kings of
the Biafo and Hunza regio1-1S .
Xono . of the !arty suffered from
mountain sickn ss, although at that
height,: 19,450 feet, any sudden exer-
t ton caused sud en loss of breath. The
peak wasna ntcd Mount Bullock
Workman. The height of both these
pea ks was ta en' from the average
registered by t wo • late construction
aneroids, which was judged to be
approximately . :orrect by comparison
with the officially measured height
• of- the pass, 17,000 feet.Air. Work-
man, says the London New s, has
th us exceeded all ' previous . climbing
records for her :sex by nearly or
quite 3,000 feet.
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. The Male'Delusion.
The pack mule is quite as much au
institution as V -n: team mule anti is.
absolutely indispensable in -the moun-
tains. Mule packing is a . fine art, :
and .with a we4 trained animal and :
a skillful packer you can safely
transport anything from a piano to ,
a bag of oats. When the packer has '
finished his job in an artistic man- ,
rier,s. the animal may buck or ,back, :
kick or rear or roll, but he Cannot ;
rid himself of his burden, and he I
- filially gives it ' up in despair. - After '
two or threeexperiences he will,
submit to his destiny and fall_ into,
line with the r4st of the train. every,
morning to receive his load from,
the packer. • A! well trained pack;
mulo is always' proud of his load,'
and if by any means It gets loose
he will step quietly out of line'
and wait- until the packmaster
comes along to tighten it, ..
The most serious objection t� the
mule, . :Which yon -sometimes find inr
human beings allso, is the delusion
that he can sing. One who has never:
heard a .mule scilo cannot appreciate
the extent of hs mistake; but, likel
everything ,,else about a mule, his:
song is strictly original. It belongs
to no -other animal. No one can 'deal
cribe and no one can imitate it. -
New York Mail 1 and Express.
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Coreans Claim the Credit.
1
: According to a. recent article on
Corea in one oft our monthly maga+
zines, that country lays claim to
have cast the first font of metal
type the vvorld had ever seen. Thii.
art of xylograp -ty had existed for
'centuries, and c ay type had alone
been -used in Ja.)an, but. Corea waS
the ;first to. discern the need of the
now permanent Ind durable form of•
metal type. Each type was built. on
the prin.-01)1e of the arch, being cylin-
drically. concave on the under side.
The purpose of this was to secure
a firmer hold upon tha bed of bees- .
Wax Which cons t itu Led the form.
A shallow tray 'vas filled with wax,-
the typo firmly' 'embedded in it. The
printer, sitting • cross-legged befori.
It, applied liquid, ink by means .of a
soft brush, after which a sheet of
paper was lie tly laid upon the
form. A -piece .of . felt was brushed
,softly across the porous paper with
the right hand, and the left removed
the printed page.. In this way it was
possible to strike off 1,500 impresT
sions in a day. ;
To Clean Tapeetry.
Tapestry and cretonne may be,
cleaned and reviN ed by this process I
Cut up some so -p into shreds, al.4
lowing four otinces of soap to each
quart of' water, End boil to a jelly.:
Have ready two tubs of pretty hot
water. Add to this enough boiled
soap to make a good lather. Acht
two handfuls of )ran to prevent the!
color running. Wash quickly with
little rubbing, first in one and then
in the other tub,, and then rinse out
in either salt and water or vinegar
and ; water. Shake well to get rid of
the bran and dry at once. Starch ju
a thin boiled at
a, clean cloth, m
ft
York
ar.rno
eslsd. erate
rch, roll tightly in
nglo and 'then iron
y hot iron. -New
MARRIAG LICENSES
ISSUED AT --
THE HURON EXPOSITOR OFFICE,
BEAFOHTIFf, ONTARIO. °
NO WITNESSES REQUIRED,
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If you have Backache you have
Kidney Disease. If you neglect
. Backache it will develop into
something worse -Bright's Dis-
ease or Diabetes. There is no
use rubbing and doctoring your
back. Cure the kidneys. There
is only one kidney medicine but
it cures Backache every time-
Dodd's
Kidney
Pills
Wit and Wisdom.
The only thing some women do is to grow
older.
Every time a man looks at his neighbor's
faults he uses a magnifying glue.
Some people pay so much attention to
their reputation that they lose their char-
acter.
It requires forty horses to pull the family
vanity at a funeral, and only two to pull
the corpse.
Mattie says that married women get;
along without pockets by finding their way
to their husbanda'a
Some people keep the Sabbath so holy
that they don't work any for three days be.
fore or three days after.
Two ploughmen having -had a quarrel, one
of them said to the other-" Mao I could
light my pipe wi' ye," to which die other
replied-" Ay, because ye ken I'm yer
match."
Mrs. Henry Peck-" First we get horse- '
less carriages and then wireless telegraphy.
I wonder what next?". Her husband
(meekly)-"- Wifeless matrimony, perhaps."
, An Irishman, in writing a letter to his
sweetheart, asking_whether she would ac-
cept his love or not, writes thus-" If you
don't love me, plaze send back the letter
without breaking the seal."
nridget-" I can't stand the missur, sur."
Von Blumer(sarcastically)--" it's a pity,
Bridget, that I couldn't have selected a
wife to suit you." Bridget" Sure, sur,
we all make mistakes."
The Father-" You're always wanting
more money. Now, I was always satisfied
with the very small allowance my father
gave me." The Son -"Then he would
have been foolish to have increased it.
Nom, with me the case is different."
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Itching Piles.
False modetty causes many people to endure in
silence the greateet misery intaginable, from itching
piles Oue applicationof Dr. A. W. Chase's Clint:
mere] will soothe and ease the itching, one box will
completely cure the lworst case of blied, itching,
bleeding, or protruding piles. You have no risk to
run, for Dr. A. W. Chase'e Ointment is guaranteed to
cure piles.
The Old Man's Occupation.
"It's a queer worl'," said the old man,
"when you come to think it over. You
know, I eddiCated Jim for a lawyer?" '
Ves.”
An,Bill fer a preacher ?"
"-Exactly."
To
a' etlyrni
Afer one o' those here literary
fellers ?"
"I've heard so."
"An' Dick fer a doctor ?"
"'Well, now, what do you reckon 'm a-
doin' of ?"
"Can't say."
"Well, sir, you meet not believe it, but •
,
I'm a-supportin' Jim sea' Bill an' Tom an' ;
Dick, an' it keeps me al.goin' from daylight
to dark 1" -Atlanta Constitution.
A Long Letter jfl a Nutshell.
Londeeboro* Ont., Nov, 12, 1899,
J. M. MoLeon, Goderioh.
Dear Sir, -If anyone can profit from
this letter, print it.. I think my case
should he made known. Last fall I was
troubled with a weak back and with my
kidneys, etc. My case took a serious turn
at last. It turned to dropsy. I had three
good doctors attending me f none of them•
could help me. I was tapped seven times e
after this I was given 24 hours to live.
good neighbor advised us to get some of
your remedies. My brother went at once tol
Goderich and got your System Renovator
and Specific Cure. I was sure I could knovi
the change after the first dose. I began to
improve at once, and was able to be ie
Goderich four weeks after I began them. I
am since quite well.- I worked quite a loe
this summer. I thank you and wish yon
rnuch success and long life.
Yours truly,
JAMES BROWN.
1668-4
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The German's Retort.
When the city ,couneils of Pittsburg paid
their annual visits. to the municipal poor
farm, there was included in the party a Ger-
man and an Iriehmen who are good friends*
but between whom a sharp line ie drawn in
the matter of nationality. Going through
the home department, the German, with
just a suspicion of race prejudice, remark=
ed: ;;
"1 notice that these people are nearly al
Irish."
"So they are," the Irishman said, "but
wait till we get over into the crazy house ;
that's where they keep the Dutch."
They entered the insane department just
as an inmate who imagines he is a great
orator was making a speech ireGerman.
" What did I tell you ?" asked the Irish-
man.
" Oh, well," replied the German, "you
can not go crazy if you have not got
brains." •
HAGYARD'S YELLOW OIL cures all pain in man
ot beast ; for sprains, cuts, bruises, callous lumps
swellings, inflammation, rheumatism and neuralgia
it is a specific.
•
They Didn't Mind What She Had.
A woman who had been a victim of indi-
gestion, and is kept to dyepeptic's diet most
of the time, was recently invited to a din-
ner, which she was anxious to attend.
She went to her telephone, and trusting
to somewhat unreliable memory, she asked
to be connected by the ever -obliging " Cen-
tral," with telephone 2,394. When the
connection was made, she began her plan-
tive query without any profactory, " Is that
you doctor ?"
"1 waat very much to go to a little din-
ner to -morrow night," she began, rapidly,
"and do you think it would hurt me if I
ate just a taste of soup, and perhaps a little
fish, or the least trifle of game, 'and a bit of
salad or ice ?" I really think my stom-
sch7-"
Here she was interrupted by a voice from
tke other end of the wire. -
'" Madam,?' it said coldly, "eat whatever
you please. This is the Meteor Rubber
Company."
;
BALLAD.
"Whither away? Shall we sail or stay? Whither -
away?" I said,
"Into the sunset's glory of gold and passical of
rose redl
elver the water changed to wine and into the isky
we slip,
But tever a fairer shore than this obeli find our
buoyant ship,
Not though by shadowy Arcady we drop the an-
chor at last,
And in the dusk our weary 'sails came rattling
down the mast.
Into the dark steals oil the bark. Let us stay in
our bridal June.
Whither away should lovers stray front the island
of Honeymoon?"
•
"Oh, far away in the dying day and farther
away," she criech 1
"Ere the glory of gold has faded yet or thee pas-
sion of rose red died!
Oh, far away from the happier present visit he
happy past,
Though never shall our ghostly sails die down the
shadowy mast!
For we will flit by the twilight land and alms
the places fair,
But met no foot on the shore," she cried, leo
drop the anchor there,
But under the night with so swift a flight tat
the keel is singing in tune,
Beak, haste back on the starry track te the island
of Honeymoon I"
--J. Russell Taylor in ibnerea
THE CEMETERY GHOST.
A Mystery That Was Ean14y Explai
ed by a scientific Man.
Professor W. J. McGee, in charge lof
the bureau of ethnology, is well kno
as a member of the amous Society For
Psychical Research and says that lhe
used to have a fad of sleeping in haunted
houses, but never succeeded in finding a
ghost indoors, although he once hunted
up and caught one out in the open.
"While I was once in a country town,"
he said, "a clerk in a store shot and killed
a burglar who had succeeded in forcing
an entrance. The coroner, a superannuat-
ed politician, was called from a neighbor-
ing village, viewed the corpse and pro-
nounced the man deserving of death.
Without an examination the body was
thrown into an ordinary box, carted off
to the cemetery and unceremoniously
buried. The townspeople, incensed at
such a careless proceeding, protested, and
a physician was later deputized to disin-
ter the body. This was done. Later the
body was returned to the grave, and the
box was only about half covered with
earth.
"Within a few months there began to
be vague rumors about things not being
exactly right at the cethetery. I paid xo
attention until an old, hard headed farm-
er came to me and, explaining that he
had heard that I professed to some scien-
tific knowledge, asked me Ito investigate
the ghosts which, he said, he had seen
the night before in the graveyard.
"I waited a few nights, faring a prac-
tical joke and, going out tlhe back way
across lots, reached the ceMetery about
10 o'clock, the night being very dark. I
stopped at the corner of t ie graveyard,
about 75 yards from the r bber's graVe.
It was a chilly night, with an occasional
gust of ind. I waited pr bably half pr
three-qu&rters of an hour, occasionally
glancing toward the spot u til I, like the
others, `saw something.' 1 watched the
specter for a long time. I
"Above the grave hovered s white fig-
ure tapering toward the bead and an-
swering the descriptions of the people be-
holding it previously, whet had said it
wore a tall, peaked cap. It; made irregU-
lar movements, sosmetimels crouching,
sometimes standing. I had heard rumors
tat there appeared not only the ghoSt
o± the robber, but the little ghosts of his
children, who, the presumption was, had
starved to death. Sure enough, the little
ghosts began to appear. The figures wene
apparently indulging in weird orgies.
started toward them. As I approache0
they gradually became more indistinct
and finally melted entirely Into the at-
mosphere. I went back some dIstanee
until they reappeared, like blue flames of
fire. Suddenly I remembered a former
experience, and the whole explanation
was clear. The ghosts were in reality,
as I afterward proved, the phosphores-
cent fumes due to decoraposition of the
organic games thrown off by the robborls
body, half coyered as It was, in the still,
humid air. Yet this was as veritable a
ghost as has ever bees sieen."-Washing-
ton Times.
In Little Bohemia.
The two literary people were going out
to luncheon together.
"How much money have you.got?" ask-
ed •one.
"Twelve cents, just," said the- other,
counting. "And you?"
"I've got only 5 cents. I thought you
had enough."
"Ah, well, I can borrow 8 cents."
After a luncheon on coffee and cakel5
amounting to 10 cents each the younger
literary man said, "I'll match you for tke
cigars."
"But we; haven't a coin to match with,"
said his senior in "the business."
The younger man was an optimist. Ile
said, "We"11 go to the cigar store and
borrow a coin and match, and the loser
will get the man to trust him for cigars."
"You go to the '-!" said the older,
who was a pessimist. "You get the ci-
gars on credit, and when we are paid WS
afternoon we'll match, and the loser will
do the paying." '
The younger got the cigars. Later the
older man paid for them. -New York
Commercial Advertiser.
The Deacon's Ultimatum.
"Job wuz in de' real estate en stock
raisin business," said an old colored deaf -
eon. "En lie wuz de hes' farmer in all 'de
lan', but de devil got inter de sheriff en
he levy on all Job had, en Job wuz se po!
he had ter set down en scratch fer- a
livin."
"Dat ain't de Way it read," objected
one of the brethren.
"Br'er Williams," said the deacon, "ytiu
is old en gray, but you has yit ter rani
dat no matter how, you reads de Bible, it
gits dar. Tu'n it upside down en cross-
ways, en it lan's you at de same ferry
whar you fust got jri de boat. So, either
git out de meetin, or lenrine go on wid Job
lak' I wuz gwine!"-Atlauta Constitu-
tion.
Spell ZI For Me.
English royalists are very fond of play-
ing simple games, and the -"spell it for
me" An -le is the favorite of all. Lord
BeaconAfield once gave the queen the 1et-1
tersAPBELYRAto make into a
word. The queen tried very hard, but
failed to find the right ene, which was
"betrayal."
Strange how reueli fatigue people, Cali:
endure when they think they are having
a good time.-Nelnuska- State Journal.
A. new broom may sweep clean, bat it
takes an old one to reach the dirt la the
corners. --Chicago News,
. CASTOR IA
For Infants and Children.
Any man who wears
the j. D. King Co.'s
Stub Proof Rubbers
makes money -money
that will jingle in his pocket,
Searchcowiufind ntoht the n
wgorbldettoevrerad
thllanSiymobil
tzat Proof Rubbers, because
4Egp Any .pthroegrree
isss nivoethiligdealer be
better.
Any
ten
you all about Stub Proof, if tnot,wiite to
the J. D. King Co., and they will tell 'you.
You can't afford to be without tliena, because they are the
best. See that Stub Proof is STAMPED 011 the bottom of
each shoe. The J. D. KING CO., Limited,
rfoonto. 1
Montreal- I Winxipeg.
The Red Front fur,lliture Store
Has been renewed, renovated and enlarged, and now we are
in a position to offer the public all the newest designs of Parlor,
Bedroom and Dining Suites at very tempting prices. Also a
very nice line of Chairs in all the newest styles. New line of
Pictures just in, very cheap. We extend a cordial invitstion to
every one to come and see us and our stock.
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Itee X 'rat
This department is complete with a large 84ection of the best goods, and
obliging attention given tas this branch of the buSiness.
Night calls promptly attended to by our Undertaker, Mr. S. T. Holmes,
Goderich street, Seaforth, opposite the Methodisit church.
BROADFOOT, BOX' & CON
SUA_M'OIVTIEE.,
Chathana, Ont rio.
0AN40)4A'S GRtATEST SCHOOL OF SHOR HAND AND BUSINESS.
Publio ehhool teachers should notice this institution has pre
nese colleges tied commercial echools in Cenae a, and the United
other business colleges in Caeaea, combined have to placed. lb
colleges In Western Ontario, who are to -day amc ng our ttrongte
Business training, received their training under the Principal ef
five others bolding leafing Positiona as teachers in Bueineess C
Feven of our pupils have eeccr ted petitions as teachers in Buein
Canada and the United States, another is new negotiating for a
leading An- eiican city, and there are still eve unfilled calls et thi
ared over seventy teachers foiother hue
tales, mote than ta ice as many as all
prcpnictoms of five of the leading business
cpponet ts in the field of Shorthand and
his institution. Besides these, there are
lieges in Ontario. Slime September ist.
as Colleges and Commercials Schools in
similar opening in a tusinees College in a
kind on head. Does it not pay to attend
the beat? Yee toust decide. 236 of our pupils eecured geed tees Hone in seventeen months, and the good
work of placing our students still continues. 1
For catalogue of either Shorthand or Business Department, address
D McLACHLAN Principal, 0• 0.) Chatham, Ont.
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1652
PROK DORENWEND
OF TORONTO,
The F,mous Hair Goods Artist,
th COMIWG-_
He will be at the COMMERCIAL HO-
TEL, SEAFORTH, ON TUESDAY, DE-
CEMBER 19th,
a
With every kind and style of Ladies' and Gentle -
Men's Wigs, Tappees, Bangs, Wavy and Plain Fronts,
Switches of all long hair in every length and shade.
His art styles are known and worn by all classes
everywhere. Be lure te visit his show rooms at the
hotel, and see his new designs. He will, free of
charge, demonstrate by fitting you what is the most
suitable and becoming to you. Their use adds
health, comfert and younger appearance. Gentlemen
and see his feather weight Toupees and Wigs worn on.
ler day and date -TUESDAY, DECEMBER l9th„
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Who are bald should investigate
ver 55,000 heads. Please realm -
1669x2
Leather Leather
Leather Is adventIng in peice, but as you know,
3,ou can alll get harness at the old price, for a short
ttre e only at
t). C. CLAUSEN'S, HENSALL
Team Harness At $25 And Upwards
GIVE USA CALL
Y. C. CLAUSEN, HENSALL, ONTARIO.
1668 18
McKillop Directory for 18199
JOHN MORRISON, Reeve, Winthrop P. 0.
JelliES O'LAUGHLIN, ;Councillor, Beechwood P. 0
..JOSEPH C. MORRISON, Councillor, Winthrop 1'.0
AlLEX. GARDINER, Councillor, Leadbury P. 0.
JOHN G. GRIEVE, Councillor, Winthrop P. 0
JOHN O. MORRISON, Clerk, Winthrop P. 0
DAVID M. ROSS, Treasurer, Winthrop P.0.
WILLIAM EVENS, Aseesser, Beechwood P. 0.
CHARLES DODDS, Collector, Seaforth P. 0.
RICHARD POLLARD, Sanitary Inspecter, Lead.
bury P. 0.
SEAFORTH DYE WORKS
Take your clothes to the Seaforth Dye Works arid
bave them cleaned or dyed and madeto look like
new. All work guaranteed to give. satiefaction.
HENRY NICKLE, Goderich street, epposite the
Catholic church, Seaforth. 168041
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Seaforth Saw Mill
JOSIAH VVATSON
has now thoroughly overhauled and renovated the
Seaforth saw mills, recently purchased from the
Coleman estate, and is now prepared to do all
CUSTOM SAWING
On the shortest notice and most reasonable term.
The proprietor being himself a practical sawyer, and
as he gives the bueinees his pent nal oversight, he
can guarantee all his patrons the meet complete
eatiefaction. ,
LOGS WANTED
The higheet price in cash will be paid for any nuother
of good Soft Elm, Rock Elm, Bat8Sli ood and all other
logs, delivered at the mill. ••
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HEADING BOLTS
Any number of Basswood Heading Bolts, 40 inolies in
length, wanted, for which the higheet price will also
be paid. Give us a call when you have a bill for Saw -
lug, or logs to sell.
JOSIAH WATSON, SEAFORTH.
1668-tr
Blibre- After.
Wows nosphaine,
The Great Wrzglish Bentecitis,
Sold and recommended by all
druggista in Canada. Only reli-
able medicine discovered. Btz
loges guaranteed to case -all
forma o Sexus, Weakness, all effects of abuse
or excess, Mental Werry, Excessive use of TO -
bums°, Opinm or Stimnlante. Mailed on receipt
of price, one package $1, six, $6. Orteivittlgemet
ttz tatti cure.. -Pamphlets free to any address:
Mc Wood Company, Windsor',"
Wood's Phoephredine is Sold let fleaforth by tunas -
den & dreggine.
13100 "la V d
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J0.1. $1.1.11MS AO
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