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The Huron Expositor, 1897-09-10, Page 3FORTH. 111.500,000. 01.500,000. 4AFORTile • Le United Staten able in all part - 'Klee made on sam mt. highest eurren e mid 'December - Pail'. ROE, Agent, ce as inuoh, one. L60. GER& 'Lee& ell ared pea, ea to give good Euabalm -Of a shall receive I Director's re - it Dr. Campbell' ' tees Old Stand MEtiCE, *6000000.• $1,000,000 counted, Drafts 'idea in ates of interest ay and Novem- , Paper and Far- -M sale of alI ur osiery, Etc., Eta., es. SEAFORTIL nefEMBER 1441897. nr•o•••••+•......1*.m.m.1111111111111"111111111111.11111111111.111111111.....111.111.1111V THE HURON EXPOSITOR. • IMPORTANT NOTIMIS. Ale••••,•••....1•6•Y•••••••••=0*••••••.•••••••••, AND TEAMS WANTED.—Wanted to work on big drain In Tuckeretnith. Apply Ao G.O VER. 1550-4 ........•••••••••••••••••••••.•••••• FOR SALE.—Destrable property eitue.ted OR God eriat stteet, Seaforth. Fer partioulars apply at Tun Expostrea 01110. 1288-0 J.MolIENNA, Diettninion and Provincial Land Sttrierf, Member of theAssociation of Ontario Emtverers, Dublin, Ontario. IS88-52 OEN BEATTIE. Vieth ef the Seeond Dividon ct County Commissioner, of Ewen. Oen- Termer, band, Loan and Insurance Agent. Funds pouted and to Lean. Moe—Over Sharp & Evens' store. Main street, Seafotth. 1289 BEANS AND BUTTER WANTED.—Wanted a line, Red quantity of Geed White BMWS ; also a quaettte of tiest• elan Tub Butter. For these we will pay the higheet cash ptice. The Itighest cash price will iambs paid for fowl in ell seasons. T. R. F. CASE & CO., Seaforth. 1624 -et artOSCitOOL TEACHERSe—Wanted for School Secs tiOD No. 12, Stephon, a male or female Teacher, bolding a second or thitd class eartificate. Appli- cations with testimonials and stating salary dadred, to be addressed to ths undersigned at Gaud Bend Peet Ofllce. CASPER T. WALPER, Semetary. 156Ix4 OTRAY CATTLE. --Came into • subsoribers pre - 0 wises, London Road, a few days since. seven !head of cattle, being two 4 year old cowl, one newly calved; two 2 year old heifers ; two eearling heifers, 'turd yearlingsteer, all mainly red in color. Oftnee Is hereby notified to prove property, pay charges and take them away. LEVI WILTSE, Claxton P. O. 1661-4 ANTED PIELP.—Belleble men in every local- ity, loes1 or travellirg, to introducer a new di.eovry and keep our show cards tacked up on trees, fencesand bridges throughout town and eountry. Steady emploe runt. Commission or Wall, la per month and expense; and menet de- posited in any hank when btilitd. For particulars write THE WORLD MEDICAL ELECTRIC COX- PANYe Lordon, Ontario, Canada. 1550-86 e 300 Private funds to loan atlowest e 600 rates of interest in sums to suit •# 700 'borrowers. Loans can be corn - #1,000 pleted and money advanced fl,500 within two days. Apply to R. #2,500 IIHAts,BarristerAc.,Seaforth. 126 REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. a GOOD FARM FOR SALE.—For pale or to rent for a term of years, a first class farm, in the township of Tuekereenith, being lot 27, in the 6th conceseron, and known as the " Roust Faure" Pos- session even at once. For further particulars apply to B. It. HIGGINS, conveyancer, &e., Brucefie'd. 1651-4 GOOD CHANCE FOR RETIRED FARMERS „ft OR MARKET GARDENERS.—For sale, thirty acres of choice land in BalpUthey, specially adapted for a market garden or small farm. Good builffinge and every convenience. Apply to ISAAC MILL'Ell, on the premises. 1645-tf RESIDENCE'IN BitimErtzen FOR SALE.— For sale the frame dwelling house and lot near the railway station in Brueefield. The house con- tains ten rooms ; a stone cellar and hard and soft water in the house ; aleo a good (stable. There is a quarter acre of land. Apply to ALEX. MUSTARD, Brucetield. 1516-tt -goo OUSEL AND LOT FOR SALE.—For sale, a de- eLL eirable property in Egmondville. There are three acres ot land, planted with large and small fruits. There is on the place e good brit& veneered house, story and a half high, and a good frame stable. There is plenty cf hard and soft water. This property is most pleasantly situated, and would niehe a desirable place for a retired farmer. Apply to ADOLPH MORENTZ, Egmondville. 1648.13 --- • WARM IN ALGOMA FOR SALE.—For sale the - South East quarter a section.F., township of Laird, containing -1S0 acres. There are forte &tree cleared and free from stumps and under crop. Com- fortable log buildings. The balance is welltimbered. It is within four miles of Eehobay railway station, and six miles of the prosperous village of Port • Findlay. This is a good lot, and will be sold cheap, and on easy terms. Apply to WILLIAlt SIMPSON ; on the prerailes, :or to ALEX. 'MUSTARD. Bruce field. 15464f WARMERS' ATTENTION.-eWhy pay 6. and 6 per J cent. interest these hard tines? I am now pre- paredto lend money at 6 per eent. on really first - elan farm security, up to 60 per cent. of the selling value; straight loans; interest and principal in pay- ments to suit borrower. Apply to A. COSENS, first door south ot Jackson's store, Egmondville. 150411 Positively cured by theila Little Pills. They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia, Indigestion mid Too Hearty Eating. A per- fect remed_y_ for Dizziness, Nausea, Droviesi- ness, Bad Taste lathe Mouth, Coated Tongue Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They Regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SmaIi PIII. Small -Dose., SMall Price. Substitution the fraud of the day. See you get Carter's, Ask for Carter's, insist and demand Carter's Little Liver Pills. IT ip..a.-Y-s TO - The Oanad CHAT Still leads in findi metes. We have Le per week. Forty -on let, and May 1s4, fou extract froma letter EASY FOR CHIMMIE. SOW A SMART NEW YORK YOUNG/1TER • GOT TME JOB. An Office Boy Who ,Didn't Smoke Ciga- rettes Was Wanted, and Every Appli- cant's- Fingers Were Closely ittaminted. But the Man of Affairs Was Outwitted. A prosperous man of affairs who has his offices in a down town akysoraping structure entered the building the oth- er day with a disturbed look On his face. Although a men with full cop - deuce iu libation awl one virhose lade- ment was considered wood to no one else's in the street, beef en extremely doubtful of the result of the task Ware him. He was in -trouble l became his im office boy had left h . and he was forced to engage another. The boy who • aad gone had been a pretty good one as boys go. He had booed tim boss and • run the office for about a yeer, and was all right when he had his own. way, . but one unfortunate afternoon he told the boss that he wanted to get off, as his brother-in-law had died and he 4e- sire4 to go to the funeral. "I want to go to the ball game my- self," mild the "old man," chuckling, as he recalled how many times that old funeral excuse had been sprung on him by office boys, "o I guess James, you 131 will have to mini shop today." James didnIt ppear at the office next morning, but jins irate woman who said she was his Mother did, and she sound- ly berated thil employer for his inhu- manity in keelting James away from his brother-indaW s funeral. _ • The boss tri, to explain matters by sailng that he: thought James only wanted an exause to go to the ball game and that he did not know there had been a death in the family, but it was no good. Theltvhole family branded the old man as. *brute of the deepest dye, and James did not return•to his duties. - In consequence of this the employer inserted an advertisement in one of the newspapers fi. an office boy, and he hal got down to the. office half an hour earlier than usual to receive the appli- • cants for the place. there was a long line of them in the hallway in front of his, office, and he heard much criticism, seine favorable and some otherwise, on his general ap- pearance os be pushed his way through the throng. He called the boys into his office oue by one and subjected each of them to a searching examination as to bis experience, fitness,. etc. He invaria- bly finished up with the question, "Do you smoke cigarettes?" The 'boys as in7 variably declared that they did not. "Never smoked one o' ther dope sticks in me life," declared the first boy called into the office. . "Didn't, eh?" replied the "old man." "Let me see your finger& " The yloung-1 ster's fingers were stained a deep i dirty yellow color, and he was told he was not wanted. . "Dat's not cigarute stain, dat ain't," insisted the second boy called into the office. "Dat's paint off me fader's house." . The excuse wouldn't work, however, and he Was ushered out, as were several more young aspirants for office honors. • Finally a bright eyed, redheaded youngster entered the office.and answer- ed all the guestione propounded to him , in a satisfactory Wity, Business College, , ON IO, g choice • sitions for grad- • placing a • average of two were placed between January. onths. The following is an a received from one of the older American Ct. aces :—" We must make a change of teacher in our Business Department. COM you recommend a young man to take oharge We are continually receiving euch requests trom other Business Colleges and also from buckles. houses. It pays to graduate from a maned whose students are in demand, College re -opens Septem- ber let. Write for Catalogue. D. 3IcLAOHLAN & Co., Chatbaro, Ontario. • OPLENDID FARM FOR SALE.—Lot 10, Concez- sion 6, townthip of Stanley, containing 100 acres. This is one of the best farms in the township, and is altuated in a good and pleastant neighbor. kood. Soil of the best, and not a rod of waste and on it. There are all the buildingsem it that are re- quired. The whole farm hu been newly. fenced and drained. An orchard of 70 bearing .-trees, plenty of good water, convenient to schools, churches, pale office and market. App'..y to WM. COPP, Settforth. 1649-tf WARM FOR SALE.—For sale, It 39, Conceseion • J. 1, L. R. S., Tuckermith, containing 100 acres. About 90 acres cleared and in a high state of culti- vation. The farm, is all well fenced and under drained. There is a brick house and large bank barn with stone deleting.- Also a good orchard and plenty of good water. 11 Is within four nines of • Clinton. It is one of the bed; farms in the county, and will be sold cheap as the proprietor is desiroue of retiring. Apply on the premisee or address JOHN • McKF.SZIE, (London Road), Brucelield. 1549 tf i1Vrn N. Walker, THE RELIABLE Upholsterer:and Mattress Maker, SEAFORTH, ONT. Parlor Furniture repaired and recovered. Carpete sewed and laid; also cleaned and renoyated at reaeonable prices. • Shop at M. Robertson's Old Stand, Main Street. WOOD WILL BE TAKEN FOR WORK. 1622 PLANING MILL MAIN ST., NORTH. MOTHER'S RUSE. Olrfed 'ter Sons From Conscription, UR Changed the reality Name. A- gentleman living in Boston told an interesting story the other day about how some of his blood relatives hap- pened to have a family name different from his own. It seem! that during the persecutions.in Scotland these particu- lar Kirkpatr and settled i head of th eke Went over to Ireland Belfast. Sabeequently the family came acrosa the ocean and as soon as be was established, sent for his wife te join bins, bringing with their four sons, two of whore' a • 4s...n were oiu enough to make stripling FAA- diers had some exigency demanded much *sacrifice. The journey was undertaken in a slow going ship bound. for New York, and while she was somewhere in mid-Atlantic the war of 1812 between England and the United' States broke out. The ship when nearing our seaboard was overtaken by a British emitter, which put her about and escorted her to Halifax, Nova Scotia. The officer in command of the cruiser declared his in - tendon of impressing sailors and sol- diers from among the passengers. A mother having more than two sons would have to give up all over that number who might be available for military' or naval service. Mrs. Kirk- patrick, who was a quick witted wom- • an, instantly planned a ruse which she justified in her own mind by calling it ruse de guerre (a trick of war). She stood' two none in one part of the ship and two in another and was accepted, without detection, as the raother of both paire, though mhe called herself Kirk- patrick in one instance and Kilpatrick in the other. After they disembarked the deception had to be kept up, as they were con- otaoly under the eyes of British officees. The interception by the oruiser resulted in the family settling in Halifax instead of in the United states, but even after peace was restored the two Kirkpatrick boys found it much harder to get their name book than it had been to exchange it on shipboard. In fact, they never got it back. The underi3igned would beg to say to the public generally, that they have their milt running now full blast, every day and all day, and are prepared to do custom work on the shortest notice, and guar- antee eatiefaction. All kinds of PINE LUMBER, BOTH DRESSED AND UNDRESSED, MOULDINOS OF ALL KINDS, DOORS, SASH, BLINDS, • LATH AND SHINGLES, BOTH PINE AND BRITISH COLUMBIA CEDAR, , And everything kept in a first-class- Planning Mill always in stock, beet workmen kept, and best work done. Plans furnished and estimates given. Plum give us a call when you want anything in our line. N. QLUFF & SONS, Seaforth. 1614-1 yr. WARM FOR SALE.—For sale, Lot 11, oonce Won L 8, Mullett, containing 100 acres, about 85 acres of which are under cultivation, the balance being timber and pasture. The land 18 well underdrained with tile, and in a good state of cultivation. A good brick house and a lane bank barn with stone .tab- ling; about 10 miles from Seaford' and 8 from Clito ton, and within two miles and a half from Constance P. O. It is one of the best equipped farms in the • _county and will be sold cheap, all -the owners are go.' ing west. /*ley on the premises, or address Con- stance P. O. McGREGOR BROTHERS. 1561-18 STOCK FOR SALE. DIGS FOR SALE AND FOR SERVICE.— The undersigned, breeder of Large English Berk- ehlres,has for sale boars and sows in farrow. Be will else keep for service the stook boar, "King Lee;" archased from Mr. George Green, of FairVielf, and winner at Montreal, Toronto and Ottawa. Term —41 payable at the time of service with the privilege of returning if neceseary, if booked $ee°. JAMES , DORRANCE, Lot 26, Concession 6, McKillop, Sea- orth P. O. 1466-52 STOCK FOR SERVICE. 'DULL FOR SEIVIOE.—The undersigned Will IP keep for service on Lot 29, Concession 11, Hilbert, the thoroughbred Durham bull " Earl of Dunraven." Terme-0.25 to insure. W. H. STONEMAN, Proprietor. 16314e BOAR FOR SERVICE.—The undersigned will keep for service on Lot 34, Concession 4, Tuck- erernith, a thoroughbred Chester White Boar, purchased from II. George & Sons, Crompton, Middlesex County. Terms -81, payable, at time of Reriteg, with privilege ot returning if necessary. JoHN W. ROUTLEDGE. 1640-tf H. R. Jackson & SON. Dinner I31PORTERS- or Jules Robin & Co's Brandy, Cognac France; Jno. de Kuyper & Son, Hol- land Gin, Rotterdam, Holland; Booth's Tom -Gin, London, England; Bulloch & Scotch Whisky, _Glas- gow, Scotland; Jamieson's Irish • Whisky, Dublin, Ireland; also Port and Sherry Wine from France Spain, Agents for Walker's Whis , Ontario;• Royal Distillery and Davis' Ale and Porter, Toronto. "DULLS FOR SERVICE.—The undersigned will AO keep for service at John bleNevin's mill°, Kip. pen, the thoroughbred Durham bull, "Sailor Lad." This bull was rurchased from Mr. D. D. Wileon, and I s f•rom Imported stock. Terms, st.to. MoNEVLOT McKAY. 1624x4t1 frtAMWORTH BOAR FOR SERV10E.—The under - _L signed will keep for service, at the Brueefield Cheese Factog a thoroughbred Tamworth Boar. with registered indigree. Terms, $1; payable at ittne of service with privilege of returning if neces- sone 11U4311 XeCARTNEY, Brumfield. 140641 '7140EWORTH PIG FOR SERVICE.—The under - _IL signed hasp for service on lot 32, concession 8, lIcKillop, a thcro'bred TaMworth pig, to which a limited number of sows will be taken. Thi. is an extra good pig and breeds!" find it advantageous to cross their berkehlre sows with this breed of pig. Terms $1, with privilegO of returning if necessary. JOHN DI 1.1 1605xtf "Now, my boy," came the final test, "tell-mto truthfully, ' do you smoke cig--1 . arettes?" "What's them? Those little paper ci- • gars?" answered the youth. "Yes, exactly." "Nope. Never drew one uf them in- ter me lungs in me life," continued the boy. - "Let me see your hands." The boy poked out a chubby fist at him. The man' examined it critically, but failed to ,cletect the slightest evi- dence of tobacco. stain. . "You're engaged," he finally said. fer yen!" replied the youth. • "Soloug. I'll be ter work in de morn - He then went out, whistling "There's Only One. Girl In the World For Me," and. joined his anxious cOm- rades in the hallway. "Youse fellers can all go hozne,?1 he said, "What's yer given us? Did ye .get der job?" piped half a dozen voices. "Bet yer life," replied the urchin. - There was a loud niurmur of surprise from theocrowd, and finally one of the youngsters exclaimed: To THE PUBLIC: We have opened a retail store in conneCtion wtth our wholesale busi- business in the rear of the new Do- minion Bank, in Good's old stand, where we will sell the best goods in - the market at bottom prices. Goods delivered to any part of the town free. TELEPHONE II. W001:090 PIE10#3131IODINE. The Great English. Remedy.' ot Ella Packages Guaranteed to promptly; and permanently cure all forms of Nervous Weakness,Emissions,Sperm- atorrhea, Impotency and all effects of Abuse or Excesses, Mental Worry, excessive use Before and After.zirtosboacao ‘00,h.o.opiumlad or Stiohnzu-n. limit'', Insanity, Consumption and as early grave. Iles been prescribed over 85 years In thonsands of cases; is the only Beliabte and Honest Medicine known. AskdT tfor Wood's Phosphodlne; if he offers some worthless medicine In place of this, Inclose price in letter, and we will send by return mail. Price, one package, $1; dz. 56. One will • please, sioxwill cure. Pamphlets free to any addrellt. The Wood Company, Windsor, Ont., Canada. Sold in Seaforth and everywhere in Can- ada by all responsible druggests. Prepare for the Fall BY HAVING YOUR glothes Cleaned or Dyed —AT— Barr's Dye Works MARKET STREET, SEAFORTH. Satisfaction Guaranteed. MONEY TO LOAN. 15184 To loan any amount of money, on town or farm property, at the lowest rates of interest and on the tient reasonable terms. Apply to THOMAS E. Rays, Seafertb. 161241 — • REMOVED. Those who had come to know diens as Kilpatricks refused to know them as Kirkpatricks, and in the course of time theeffort to reclaim the family unite was abandoned as hopeless. The varia- tion in prefix made expedient pro tett). by the intermeddling cruiser seethe to have been ordained to continue - Sine, Round Table. "How'd yer do it, Chimmy? De 'old man said dat he didn't want no dope stiok smokers, an yer knows yer was de wursest dope fiend in der push." • "Oh, youse fellers was se slow Idat ymemake Me tired," replied Chiminie in a disgusted tone of voice. "Course I hit de dope sticks, but d'ye Viuk I wusn't cute 'nough ter keep it from de ole man?" OUR SMALLER COLLEGES. In Many Respects They Are Doing Better Work Than the Larger Institutions. "There are a few striking facts about the small American college," writes Edward W. Bok in The Ladies' Home Journal. "One striking fact is that 60 per cent of the brainiest Americane-who have risen to prominence and suocese are graduates of colleges whose naraes are scarcely known outside of their own states. It in a fact aloe that during the past ten years the majority of the new and best methods of learning bade em- anated from the smaller colleges and have been adopted later by the larger ones. Because a college happens Ito be unknown 200 miles from the place . of its location does not always mean that the college is mot worthy of wider re- pute. The fact cannot be disputed that the most direct teaching and .neces- sarily the teaching most produotive of good results is being done in the small- er American colleges. The names of these colleges May ,not be familiar to the majority of people, but that makes them none the lens wor- thy places of learning. The larger col- leges are unquestionably good, but there are smaller colleges just As good ad in some respects better. Seine of the finest educators we have are attached to the faculties of the smaller tions of learning. Young girls o men who are being educated at the smaller colleges need nev that the fact of the college Oeing a small one places them at a disadiantage com- larger ot the REPUTATION. Rome people on their famifies prideb Some love their rank and station. But best of all is heavier loves A splendid reputtion. Oh, blushing maid) oh, bashful youth. If you wouldlarele salvation,. Remember that the road to it Is through your reputation. You may be rich, you may be great, You may have education; But what are these if you haye not With them a reputation? One may lose his dearest friend. And have no food or ration, - But, then, this loss is trifling to , The loss of reputation. - Three things to me are very dear -.- Wealth, title and vocation But those are little moles : beside My mountain reputation. X like the earth, the sea, the sky, All things of (lied's ereation, • Bat give, oh, eiv,e MO first of all A spotless reputation, e-erarnes 11. M11118031 li St LOUIS Republic. ON THE GRAND BANKS. • Row the Cod and Ilalibut Are Taken by the Small Vesoels. Gustav Kobbe writes an article en- titled "On the Grand Banks -and Else- where" for St, Nicholas. Mr. Kobbe says: The trawlers are generally found on the Grand banks, the hand liners on the western bank and Quiro. These hand lines are smaller vessels with fewer dories, and the men fish with hand lines, one man and two lines to a dory. The hand liner Hits in the middle of his dory, with a compartment in its stern and another in its bow for his catch. When you see the bow stioking far up in the air, you how the fisherman has his stern load. . Then, as fish after fish flashes into the other compartment, the bow settles, and when the dory is on an even keel the hand liner pulls book to the vessel.• • The trawlers bait with fresh herring, mackerel and squid, the hand liners with salt clams: The catch of both is split and ealted, and the vessel has a full "fare," or catch, when she has "wet her salt"—that is, used up all her salt—and is fulrof fish. A trawler's voyage lasts about 8 weeks, a hand liner's 11. A trawler's crew receives no wages, but &bee on shares. First the captain gets a percentage; of the remainder, one half goes' to the vessel, which "finds"— that is, supplies the gear, stores, salt and half the bait—,and the other half to the captain and crew in equal shares, which run from $110 to $150 and even to $250. But among the hand liners each man Is paid according to what he catchem, the "fare" from each dory being weigh- ed as it is taken aboard. This stimu- lates competition. There is judgment in knowing where to fish dr how long to stay' over a certain spot, and even the quickness with which a line is hauled in will make a peroeptible difference at the end of a day's' fishing. Itmeans something to be "high line," as they call the best fisherman, at the end of a voyage, and those who win this distinc- • tion time and again, as some do, be- come- known as "killers" and "big fishermen." The main catch on the banks is cod and -halibut. There is also a fleet of email American vessels which pursues the merry swordfish. Swordfishing is good sport—whaling on a small scale. A man, dart in hand, stands in the ves- sel's bow, supported by a semicircular iron brace. When near enough to the fish, he lite fly the dart. A swordfish raay weigh 350 pounds. One eau tow a dory a mile, and a piece of the sword has been found driven through the bot- tom of a pilotboat. Having removed into, the store formerly occupied by Mr. J. Downey, in the Cady Block, opposite the Commercial Hotel, I now purpose carrying a full and complete ine of an kinds of Harness, Whips, Blankets, And everything handled by the trade. Just received this week a, large consignment of BLANKETS, GOAT ROBES AND • GOLLOWAY ROBES, Which we are now. offering at astonishingly low prices. M. BRODERICK SEAFORTH. "Guess yer had a pull or yer couldn't have fooled his joblots," eaid one , of the youngsters. "Easiest 'Ong iu de world," answer- ed Chinuny. ",As soon as I read his ad- vertisement in de poiper I knew dat he wus ag'in dope sticks, so what does I do but soak me fingers in turpentine all night, an in de morning dey wus ae clean - as a newborn babe's."—New York Tribune. Nis Way of Smoking Glass. Murphy—Well, this bates the divil all out. Mrs. Murphy—Fwat does? Murphy—Dooley tole me -that if I shafoked a piece, of glass I'd be able to see the sphots on the nun. Sure, ain't I fairly kilt wid thrying to make rae pipe draw? 'Tis the -way, I'm thinking, that either I haven't the right kind of gloms or else Dooley'n been fooling me.—Lon- don Tit -Bite. Shakespeare wrote "native and to the manner born." "To the manor born" is believed to be an Anterioan innovation. There is not a single editor of Shakespeare who admits that read- ing, but there is a wide belief in it, obsolutely ungrounded. nstitu- young one of r feel in coniparison with the friend o panion who has been sent to and better known college. 11 18 college; it is the student." -E.... 9174k ITY Is the first thirg to consider itt Clothing. The price comes next. Quality means good material well made up. 11 means a good it means good wear, ; it means a genteel appearance. Our clothing is dittinctively quality clothing; the price is only a little more than you would pay for the shoddy goods, but you'll End a vast difference in the wear and looks. THREE POINTS. There is a good deal of satisfaction in knowing that your -clothes fit you and look well. It is as imFortant Its the wearing qualities, and when.the thiee points are combined, yen have just the kind of clothing we are selling. Our stock comprises all the best lines of Tweeds to be had, while our Bats and Haberdashery is unexcelled. The }rice is ;xi strict accord with the quality, and is the same to au. • Spedal line of Suits for business and professional men. BRIGHT BROS., SEAFORTH. Tricks on the Teachers. I The other day a pupil in one of the public schools asked the teachertodo a little example in grammar, an since then what seemed at first to be aeimple problem has had the serious considera- tion of all the pedagogues in the coin - =unity, and it has been unanimously agreed that there is no rule in grammar to cover the point- raised. The young- • eter's proposition was this: "It is two miles to Woodfords. , Now, please write under that sentence, 'There are two twos in the above sen- tence.'" That is what the boy said. Be did not submit the problem in writing, and ' when the 'teacher tried to follow his injunction she found out the Ireason why. It clawned on her that there were not two twos, neither were there two tos, and how to express in writing what was easy enough to do verbally she as - 10 be irapossible. ' The boy responsible -for the foregoing must be a near relative to the youth who asked his teacher how to spell paris green, and when she replied, '11 -a -r par, i -s, paris, g -r -e -e -n, green; paris green," retorted: • "No; you're wrong. You can't spell paris green, or bine, or any other c,olor. You can't spell it anything but paris.' —Portland Argus. The Hntisim River Valley. The Hudson river valley and the as- pedt of the river itself have passed through many changes 'since the eye of 50 years and over firstelrnew them. The old manorial estates, the many acred "places" derived from grants or by purchase when land was worth but lit- tle money, were then in the full flower of their hospitable occupancy and, with the exception of a few market towns, themselves of small importance—Hud- son, Poughkeepsie, Newburg—over all the region else 'between Albany. and New York there brooded a sleepy, pas- toral peace, not to be broken until the demon of steam should come with ear splitting scream and thundering tread, asserting its right of eminent domain. At the sound of that unruly voice the white winged brood of sloops and sail- ing vessels of all kinds disappeared, never to return—a loss ill supplied by the splendid steamboats which, ablaze with lights like so many Aaron's breast. plates, plow their way through the bills, sending their magic searchlights from shore to shore. The generation that knew and. loved • the valley in this pastoral time is rapid- ly passing away, and the newcomers who are remaking the land are in large measure of a different race, or at least • It may be said there has -peen so strong an Infusion of new peoplOs that the sur- face complexion of- the tovenaland 'vil- lages has been strangely altered: Where, in this still remembered time, the names of the inhabitants betrayed, for the most part, a remote Dutch or german origin, with * scattering contingent of English and Huguenot strain, our rural pceitmasters find the labor of having every few years to learn the names of even the older residents enormously in- creased by the necessity of answering the calls tor their letters of a swarm of outlandish folk—Bohemians, Hungari- ans, Italiane, Syrinue.—Clarence Cook in Century. The gory Of "Fauseh Arden," as it stands in the poem, is in every detail a true one. 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