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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1897-05-07, Page 3II '1", I897� B N $191500, EAFORT Ito of the 'United wed, available In Bind advancee made on allow at Mghest corm: 1 of dune and Deeembaa rt of a deposit. E. PEARCE, Agent. 'se twice as much a good one. 51 a and 60e. TROOE S. A ANTS FT. )st fashionable Goods,. re have made very in a position 'to show e showing some beauti- ries and Laces, will be Linens, Towellings and et, Ireland, so that fact nable. most fastidious. Wrappers and Tinder - Spring o know no opposition. ook through our cloth those who are in the in ever thing, and is leased to welcome one County • . uron, what Marshall d Timothy Eaton's to )ably call on you next ly peruse. �BRTH CMN , ;8 _ 88,000,000 $1,000,000 discounted, Draft cipal cities in Wd ; &C. a dent rates of interest o May and. Novem • renal Paper and Far- ORRIS, Manager, ma/ atmiNI,M=10 1897 Furniture as yQn ess. Ali our goods `avitation to call ites,Sideboards. Ex- Racks, x.acks, Wardrobes, we know we can ment. respect, and as ntee to give goon r and Embalmer " 4f with shall receive eral, Director's re- r at Dr. Campbell's psi orter's €7ld Stud MAY 71189ia IMPORTANT NOTICES, _. etch street, Seaftifih. Fcr particulars apply M ii4J.MoKINNA, DOnelotOn and Provincial Land Surveyors, Dublin, Ontario, , Surveyor, Member of theAsseeistion of Ontario 1386-52 RENT. --To rent ISO acres of pasture land, on L Commotion 4, Tuakenmith. Part of it could be Ploughed up for crop. Apply to. WM. SCOTT, Bruoeffeld P. O. 1680-t. f. TORN BEATTIE, Clerk of the Second Divides Om* *runty Conimbnioner, of Huron„Con- 1117Inmr,Aand, Loan and Ineurance trek Fund, masted and te Leen. Oilioe—Ortr Sharp ill Wm' store, Rau street, liestorth. -flur MET TO MINIX-Alone* to lend es sums of UE1 $1,010 and upward@ en good fans preputy, at lowest rates ei isteresi. Payments made to milt laervower. This least loan cempaules funds. A *bolos Tokamak farm for sale *heap. Apply to onsitlift, Sot door south of balloon's store, 'DEANS AND RUTTER WANTED.—Wanted a Rm. ited qoastIty of Good White Beans ; also a quantity of first-class Tub Butter. For these we will pay the highest cash price, The highest rash price slso he paid for fowl in all masons. T. F. CASE 00„ Seaforth.,, 161aelf A FARMER WASTER —A practical farmer, ea - 11. ties of England or Scotland, wanted to canvass in the Old Country. satoogst lumen and others, so secur,e names of Wielding purchasers, and circulste our ' Farm Advertiser " with turns for sale, show - lag printed photographs of farm buildings. Some connections there are already setablished. Good in • ducsments to a suitable party offered. Apply to J. $ 300 Private funds to loan atloweet $ 1500 rates of interest in. BUMS tO a 700 borrowers. Loans can be com- $1,000 pleted and money advanced $1,500 within two days. Apply to R. 12,1500 S.HAvs,Barristeroirc.,Seaforth. 126 STOCK FOR SALE. HORTHORN BUM', FOR SALE.—For sale a 0 thoroughbred Durham hull, 16 months' old, red in color, eligible for regiatmtion. He is a particular- ly find young animsl, and will be told cheep. Apply on Lot 25, Cnnceseion 4, H. R. S., Tuckersmith. HERBERT CRICH,_Seaforth P. 0. 16264 f. UL1S FOR SALE.—For sale tluee Durham XI bulls, with registered pedigree, said ranging in age from over two years to 13 months. They ere red -in color, and particularly fine young animals. Two of them are froze D. D. Wilson's imported bull, Apply on Lot 13, Conceselon 4, II. R. 8 , Tucker - moth, or Egmondville P. 0. CARNOCHAN, 1631-4 Mt WS FOR SALE AND FOR SERVICT1— The undetsigned, breeder of Large English Berk- ahlree,has for sale boars and sows in farrow.. He will also keep for service the stock boar, '4 King Lee," orchased from Mr. George Green, of Fairview, and winner at Montreal, Toronto and Ottawa. Term —$1 payable at the time of service with the privilege of mtnrning it n , if booked $1.60. JAMES DORRA.NCE, Lot 2d, cession 5, McKillop, Sue crib P. 0. 1466-62 STOCK FOR SERVICE. DULL FOR 8F.RVICE.--:-The undemigned will V keep for service on Lot 29, Concession 11, Ribbon., the thoroughbred Durham bull " Earl of Duriraven." Tenn.—U.25 to insure. W. H. FOR SERVICE.—The Ondersigned will keep ler service at John lioNevin's mills, Kip - the thoeoughbred Durham bull, " Sailor Lad." This bull wasruchased from Mr. D. D. Wince, and is from imputed stock. Terme, $1.60. McNEVIN WORTH BOAR FOR SERVICE. —The under- signed will keep for service, at the Bruoeileld Factory a thoroughbred Tamworth Boar. with eteitseeees Pedigree. Terms, $1 ; payable at WM of service with privilege of returning if neces- sary. HUGH MoCARTNEY. Brumfield. _ 14064f "DOAR FOR SERV10E.—The undersigned will _US keep OD Lot 16, Conoeseion 2, Hay, a Thoro- bred Berkshire Boar of the large Englieh breed, with registered pedigree. Tenne—$1, payable at time of DOIVIOO, with the privilege of returning if necessary'. JOHN ELDER, Henan, Ont. 4 1532-4 711AMWORTII PIG FOR SERVICE.—The under - 1. signed has for servioe tin lot 32. ooncession 3, limited number of sows will be taken. Thi. is an extra good pig and breeders find it advantageous to cross their berkshire sows with this bre of pig. Terms 61, with rivilege of returning if necessary. Tla GARS FOR SERVICE.—For service on Lot 10, _UP Concesaloo 7, Stanley. First Prize, (4121) bred by Thomas Teasdale, Concord, Ontario.. ilire Berea Lee, 4th (3444) dam Lady 2872. Varna Duke, (3771) ored by T. G. Snell, Edmonton, Ontario. Sire Star one (imp) (3071,) dam Trainer Bell (imp 2838). Terms $1. for grade, and $6. for registered sows, at time of service, with privlige of returning if smeary. WM. licALLLSTER. 1607 ti TEAS TEAS THE SEAFORTH TEA STORE DULLS AND PIG.—The undersigned hu pi on Lot 27, Concession 8, Ilibbert, a thoroughbred Berkshire Boar, to which a limita. number of eowe will be taken. lierms—One don't payable at the time of serviee, with the privilege of returning if neceseary. He ano has two registered Durham bulls for sele. They are about 20 months old, soul in every respect n Mins animals. DAVID HILL, Staff& P. 0. P. KEATING, Dealer in Lumber and Shingles, win keep a supple of Hemlock, Pine and Cedar on hand. All siz-es, and the best qualiV to be had, at reasonable prices. Alm shingles—Bad- Cedar, the beet brand. and White Cedar. All warranted No. 1. P,arties wanting anything in the above line will do well to examine my stock, and judge for thennelves. CITY GROCERY. Juet arrived, another ear of those fine blend teas, which are giving such great satisfaction—they sell like hot cakes. Try my new blends --they will please you. Try my morning luxury blend. Try my 25e Japan. Try my black blend at 25cm lb. Try my green tea at 25e. My %We is inemasing every day. 1 palipecial attention to my tea stock of all kinds of fresh Grocer- ies andeProvisions, Crockery and Glassware, and will not 1* under. sold by any other house, as I am the oldest grocer in Suforth. I extend a cordial invitation to all to call and get some of these good tess ; I am sure they will please WOOD'S :PH0141:"1:101:101,7* The Great English Remedy. * Six Packages Guaranteed to promptly; and permanently cure all forms of Nervous Weakness, EmissiotASPerm- atorrhea, Impotency and all effects of Abuse or Emmons, Mental Worry, excessive) use of Tobacco, Opium or Ftimu- Befireancl After. rants, which soon lead to In- firmity, insanity, Consumption and an early grave. Has been prescribed over 35 years in thotusande of cases; is the only Reliable and Honest Medici -us known. Ask druggist for Woore Phosehoeinci if he offers some worthlees medicine in place or this, inclose price in letter, and we will send by return enall. Price, one package. $1; six, O. One will please, six wilt cure. Pamphlets free to any address. The *ood Company, Windsor, Ont., Canada. Sold in Seaforth and everywhere in Can- ada by all responsible druggesta. Change of Business. The undersigned beg to thank the many custo- mers of the late firm tor their liberal patrouage, and hope to have the same continued. We will keep in stock PINE LUMBER, BOTH DRESSED AND UNDRESSED, MOULDINGS OF ALL KINDS, DOORS, SASH, BLINDS, .LATH A.ND SHINGLES, BOTH PINE AND BRITISH COLUMBIA CEDAR, at the closest prices. We will use lirstedass material and employ only the best workmen. WM guarantee satisfaction to ail. Main Street—North Planing Mill. N. CLUFF & SONS, Seaforth. 1514-1 yr. We always keep a stock of this noted Blend. of Tea on hand, also the Call and get a Sample package as we think it will- suit you. We are offering a five pound package of - JAPAN TEA FOR 50c. In the Crockery line we have opened some new lines in Dinner, Toilet Sets, Which we are offering atiprices to suit the We are anxious to show you our goodubut we aek for your patronage only when they give complete satisfaction. H. R Jackson DIRECT IMPORTERS OF • Jules Robin & Co's Brandy, Cognac, France ; Jno. de Kuyper & Son, Hol- land Gin, Rotterdam, Holland ; Booth's Tom Gin, London, England ; Bulloch & Co.'s Scotch Whisky, Glas- gow, Scotland ; Jamieson's Irish Whisky, Dublin, Ireland ; also Port and Sherry Wine from France and Spain, Agents for Walker's Whisky, Ontario ; Royal Distillery and Davis' Ale and Porter, Toronto. HUGH ROBB, FORTH. 3oods Delivered with Promptness. SEAFORTH PACKING HOUSE. To HOG BREEDbES. Of the Seaforth Packing House are pre- pared to handle any quantity of Begs, Live or Dnee, tor which %key will pay the highest market pries. Will have man .cd1 on any parties having live Bogs to dispose of, if notified. For par- tionlars call at Retail Store, Carmichael's Block, Seaferth. 0184.1. We have opened a retail store in connection with our wholesale bush business in the rear of the new Do- minion Bank, in Good's old atand, where we will selk the best goods in the market at bottbm prices. Goods delivered to any part of the town free. TELEPHONE lb 1518-tf NUTS HARD Dinka QUESTIONS WHICH EXtITE STRONG- LY INQUISITIVE MINDS. THE HURON EXPOSITOR. A Some of the Troublosolne Queries Which the Foseltv of the Past Propounded—Em- peror Tiberius aa Early Example—The Pusiling Dreams of a, Chinese. Bowen doubtlem had_ in hie mind the propounder of unanswerable questions when, ha his easy on "Diecourse," he ad- - timed all seeketis ,after knowledge to avoid • putting troublelorne queries—a- practice whioh he declared was fit only for a poser. The pour, hoWever, has existed time out of mind. He to to be found among ell 'lasses of men, from emperors down to private Indivi/luals who prepare ecientifio A somewhat early example of the poser pure and simple Vr11,1 the Znyertor Tiberius. The unfortuaste _philosophers whom ho- used to -keep for a pastime in his island re- treat at 0apree were continually being plagued by absurd questions. Suetonius tells us that the emperor used to demand of these wise Men whom Heeuba's motker was. If -they !refined to esameit them- selves, the fetidly tree of the Hecubes not having come down to poeterity, the em- peror was went to wax wroth at their ig- norance and threaten there with corporal punishment if on the following day they did not come mowed with an answer. Oth- er favorite questions of his were: "What name did Achille, pas" tinder when he so- journed with the virgins at Soren?" "What particular song „were the sirens when seated on the rooks in the babit of chanting in order to allure travelers to their death?" In vain was it for these wise men to invent fictitious answers, for the emperor invariably asked for authorities, and if chapter and verse were not forth- coming some ingenious Punishment fell to the lot of those unfortunate manufac- turers of history. Perhaps it was because time hung heav- ily on their hands that the holy men of the church doring the middle ages peetered their spiritual superiors witn foolish ques- tions drawn from the Bible. A bishop in those days had to know, or rather appear to know, even more than Macaulay's om- nisoient schoolboy. No Small portion of his time, it would seem, was spent in en- deavoring to find answers to such Ties - tions as the following: "What was the use of the ladder which Jacob saw in his vi- sion, oeeing that the angels had wings, and so did not require any other means of descent from heaven to earth?" "What kind of iinplements did Adam and Eve use when they sewed the fig leaves together and made themselves aprons?" Far from • chwking speculistione such as the above, the dignitaries of the ohurch appear to have encouraged them, and "the nicerithe points the better the bishop liked them." The regal sue well as the clerical nsind delighted in propounding obstruse ques- tions. Was, for instance, a man who came as a stranger to a city and being in ex- treme want of food justified in stealing in order to save his life? Grains, Puffendorf and a whide boat of foreign jurists declare in the iffirroattee. Chime, Hale, Black- stone and others take the Opposite side. .n. great B50011 himself setggests a miss point. If two persons are shipwrecked and get on the same plank, but Ind it is net able to save them both, is either justified if, in order to save his life, he thrturt the other from it? Scientific men, too, have raised some curious questions for posterity to _argue cm. Many of theme, howeeer, are similar to that which Charles II propounded to the Royal sooiety—viz, -"If a fish is put Into a globe full to the- brine with water, why is it that the water do.es not overflew?" The society, being loyal subjects, took a decent time to look „into this piofound question, and then informed his modesty, In the politeit terms which they oould muster that under the given °trauma- staacesithe water would overflow. Thereto that anoient question, "What would hap- pen if an irresistible force came into cont tact with an immovable body?" Equally fruitless is the speculation as to which came first, the hen or the egg. In be begin - unity im- been laid evolution for evola- Having removed into the store formerly occupied by Mr. J. Downey, in the Cady Blocik, opposite the Commercial Hotel, I now purpose carrying a full and complete ine of all kinds of Harness, Whips, Blankets, And everything handled by the trade. Just received this week a large consignment of BLANKETS, GOAT ROBES AND Which we are now offering at astonishingly low prices. M. BRODERICK, SEAFORTH. LIME for SALE Lime, Lath, Paris Plaster, Hair, Cement, Brick, Fire Clay and Fire Brick always on band. Lime House—West of the station. Please give BIC a call, and you will find prices right._ R. OUDMORE 1531-4 THE SEAFOilTH Musical - Instrument ESTABLISHED, 1873. Owing to hard times, we have con- oluded to sell Pianos and Organs at spite of the old Greek spying, " Ding of all life is an egg," we u agine hens' eggs at least to hav by a ben. Perhaps the theory o can furnish an answer to this, tion can explain muoh. As the Americans say, "We pacs;" anglice, we give it up. "Doss a wider wheel run faster at, night ',ban in .the day?" The ailments even of Germany have studied this niee point and evrn there is no satiefactory -answer. Again, "Does' rest improve the cutting peopertieg of a retort" There is no answer Ns Ole either. "Does a IMES weigh Nacre at the equator than at the north pole?" and "How do birds soar without moving their wings?" are both questions which sum to habitter the lives of many apparently same There ill a 'story to the effect that a cer- tain gentleman, being oommissioned ta write ai artiole on Chinese metaphysics, looked up the words "Chinese" mil "meta- physics" in the Encyclopedia Britannia" and oombiued his information. Consider- ing the questions which the nistaphyd- elan" of China are in the habit et propound- ing, wo think the gentleman did wisely in sparing his readers an inteoduotien Ike subtleties of the Celestial Intellect. Ae aa example of what they thus escaped we ap- pend the following: A certain Chinaman fell asleep and,dreaened he was a butterfly. During the dream, while In the form of a butterfly, be dreamed he was a China- man. On awakening, a terrible feeling cams ever hien Was he miw a butterfly &sawing he IOW Chinaman or bad he last night beers a Chinaman driamaing that be Was butterfly?. The questicia Weighed upon this Chinese man's mind. go ought out the greeteet thinkers of Wile pendered ever this question, big 'mild mike nothing of it. It is said that the joy aad busty have gone Out of that China - man's life. Fortune may smile upon be may be decorated with puma feath- ers and yellow jackets, yet oontent will cot be his, for he can never be tonal* in hie own mind 'whether he be a Chinaman or Si batterfiy.—Loadon Standard. DOG DRIVES A BARGAIN. Iffe ,Prefers Oso Hind of Bread mad Al.' •ways Gets It was going down a little side street the French quarter la New Orleans, says a when I "tow a dog—apparently a crow bred setter that had come down in the world --trotting gayly along the banquette in fromt of me, caoryliesei tiOtridge In his mouth. Presently he 043110t0 &queer little bakeshop letting upon an old Sims court.' 'Stopping before' the shop window, the dog reared up on Ms hind logo died topped, With his fore paws upon the closed pane, whereupon the baker came and rained the "Bon Jour, monsieur," said the man' quite cheerily, as if he were speaking to an old acquaintance. At the same time be took a small round leaf of bread twin the shelf and put it down on the sill. • The dog, wagging his tail the while, de- posited his bird on the window ledge,. picked up the loaf and trotted back the, way he came. "You are wondering at my queer atm tomer?", asked the baker, seeing My Aston; ishment at the transaction. "Well, all I can tell you " he went on, "is that the dog hu been tr'ading with me so for nearly a year Ivey. Where he coulee from and th whom he belongs I know not. I think it is more than likely that he 10 a etray, make ing hie own living. I have fancied some- times that be must rob the stalls in the French market for the things he 'brings me. But I do not know and nobody com- plains. Sometimes he brings a bird, as you see; sometimes a fish or a crab; now and then only a potato or a spring of pars-. ley or thyme. Now and then, although. very rarely, he oomes without anything at' all. Then I know, poor fellow, he has bad a bard day; so he gets his loaf just the ' same. Why not? Even a dog must live, and often he overpays anyhow. So it all comes right in the end, "It is queer, though," the roan con- tinued, "he always must have the same sort of bread. No other will be take. See, I keep his loaf here always and if I start to get one from another s'helf, he. barks, you don't know how, and will not put down whatevee he bas brought till. I get the right bread. Oh, he is sharp, that dog," added the little baker and I think that most people will agree With him. Greatly Reduced Price& Organs at $25 and upwards, si Pianos at Corresponding pricey,. Sam in! !maw Pnacmainea. SCOTT BROS., MONEY TO LOAN To loan ally amount of money, on town or imp property, at the lowest retie oi interest and en the meet siseerg:le terms. Apply to TROliaa E. Rays, 1612-11 QUESTION OF POSSESSION. . A Better Between Two Throbbing Meares Amitably Settled. "Will you be mine?" It was a youmg man who spoke and the). young woman understanding, feent low, her shapely hes'id and, blushing, answered Fifteen minutes after the above emo-' tional convereation had taken place the, dorm abated to some extent, and she lift- , ed her joyful eye) te his as if in question. , Quick is the apprehension of lotie, and ' he was all anxiety in a moment. "What is it, darling?" he asked, bolding, her to him as if fearful lett she mope. "Haven't I $50,000 in my own right?" she murmured. Hie grasp tightened on her as if it were: twice anntuch. "So I have beard, dear," he responded,' trying to be utterly indifferent. "And you haven't 50,000 cents?" "Juan about, (heeling." And once more he tightened his hold on the future Qom-, forts of life. For a long time she remained silent, AS if in deep thought. "Don't you think, John," she told at laot, "that that question you asked me a , minute ago was just a bit out of plumb?" "What question, dearest? I don't undere stand," he saki greatly perplexed. "De you mean when asked you to be mine?" "What was wrong with it, dorling? I meant it all, and more." "Yes, John, I know," she said, weighing her words carefully, "but it occurs to xne ; that turret, are not putting up the money, ; and I am you might, change it arouatd a and'you be mine, instead of the way you had it." All the worry and anxiety fled from his - face and soul on the spot. "HaTe it exactly as you please, darling," , he said, with a radiant smile. "There' isn't any more mine or yours in this fam- ily anyhow. It's all ours. See?" A Woeful Telephone. The two Roumanian cities, Galata and Braila, on the Danube, have been con - nested by telephone, whisk is, like the telegraph in 'that eountry. an lastitation of the state. Before it* opening the ardi- names of the wenn*** for he 'use wee published in The Oficial Gazette, She prim - &pal part of whisk is as fellows: per- son who wants to have intmeourso with another by telephone is boned he notify or etherwiee. I' It is said that torpeeleee, when Mrs* *em- ployed by our Navy in the Devolutionary wok, were called ,Amerieem turtles. ibeir lam was rOBOILIBOOdi infamons and wee*, only of movies by the enemy. eine— THE HEPATICA. A:7F' , its dainty blossom sumo& thing so frail, Fit fee mime *halter and the breeze of May, • Yet it is gest to boil Ike lenghening day, . Puling wide its perfumed chalice to the gale ' Wakerobbtend bloodroot in their mossy beds, Anemonastad violet—drowsy heads dreamifig, as they eley. of summer show.; "Wake, wake! The dreamy winter's past! Tke snow.ts gong! Wake up, wake up! Open to April's Mu each petaled cup! Seel Meter lowers, spring is here at leatt'' —J. L. Heston in "The Quilting Beal"' Whet la Told of Some of His Experienoes wano Painting Portraits. Tbe noted painting Of Queen Victoria being crowned empress ef India took throe years to paint, and the artist, Val C. Prin. rep, R. A, had many curious experienou whfie at work. He went to India in the winter of 1876. The picture is 27 by 18 feet and eentaine 150 portraits!. So it was necessary to have sittings from many In- dian potentates. When Holkar was sit- ting, he grew tlretioand yawned, and all the eourt at emu engaged in *napping fin- ger" to prevent the devil from leaping down HolkAr's throat. Indian ways WIIPO new to the Engliish artist, and he at- tempted to assist untie,* his painting ma- teriale, but *as told it was considered highly degrading to stoop to the shadow of an attempt at manual labor. "After- ward," he said, "I grew so great a person- age that if a spot of paint got on my finger tip I leaned languidly back while an at- , tendant wiped it off." On one occasion, when Holkar was sit- ting, he grew impatient and manifested it unmistakable fashion. Said Mr. Prim- ' sep earnestly, "If the great God took five - and twenty years to make you as beautiful as you are (Holkar .was over 50), how can you .expect me to paint you in as many minutes?" The potentate became tractable at once. One rajah who refused to give the req- uisite number of sittings also refueed allow Mr. Prinsep to take away his jeweled coat to paint. Finally the artist told the rajah's son unless his father let him ber- row the coat he would be obliged to paint the rajah attired in his cook's garment. Prinsep got the coat. Another rajvih would not eat in a room where a European had been, and always washed himself after ',baking hands with a white man. It was a trying year passed by the artist. He had to (*repose doggerel pciiity to amnee hire .fights, and was thrown rom his pony over some interest in the ,sittings and asked to be painted fat. He was rather proud his bulk, and it was reputed* that he w able to eat a whole wild.boar at one sitting. On his return from India the gueen coon - mended the sketches be brought her for approval. A van was enquired for the forty odd sketches, which were arrangod in two drawing rooms, And tbe queen's visit lasted an hour, bin,tPrinsep explain- ing to her. The great p4ture was painted in sections of nine feet teach. The huge dak frame cost $1.500. r In the case of the Prbemp places, "Ern- peror Theophilus Choosing a Wife," all the women in the pioture were painted from models among Prinsepho own friends, many of tlient women noted as society ,,,Iiieauties., One of them he desired to wear an angry look, but could net manage it until he happened to mention ber daugh- ter-in-law, whom she hated. Instantly; • flash of anger lit the eyes he wanted to paint just so.—Chietigo News. umemelestseeletlemeloneemeelloolMomeeemeneum And they will no doubt."live happily , ever after." At Root we may all hope so., —Washington Star. MARRIAGE LICENSEE; 1SSUE'D AT THE HMV EXPOSITOR OFFICE, SEL&FORTII, ONTARIO. NO WITNESSES REQUIRED, Too Many Cures. The sick world is growing heavy with, cures. To the rut etre, the faith cure, tin barefoot cure is new added the gayety oure. To be as gay as possible is claimed to be, remedial, aud even preventive. Gayety I, sanitarium's are proposed, with roof gap, dens, where Mak MOM and women empy defy disease with laughter and orush the bacilli wlith 'badinage. A new philosopher garrulously, if net_ gravely, declares the*, we have tee many duties. We think too much of Wimp and not inou,gh of our-: 'elves, Ws strive to make the world bet- , ter, while we ought to he making it jot-, lier. Ws think and feel and do too much.. bubbling thoughtlessness. This is a dellelitful theory, but there are same serioup questions in the way of its glad acceptance. If it is lave, the habitue@ of the vaudeville should never get Bri tie disease, and heart failure, Sad a and grip sad pneuntonii. But they do. • If it is true, wilat huSineas have the editors of comic weskitee to have neelawholia and e nd men to baud short in their career by paralysis? Why do gilded youths get arlientatie aad go to lite Hot Springs, where earety never entered? Lib just peer sib's thee the saam who hive** this Moe De is even supposable that gay* kills. more people than %moray. At al omens, gayety isn't Lid on like gas or mustard plastery—% springs in the heart When mum has dole an honest day's work, er helped an honest friend. or married flee girl he loves and expeota to. work for. , Away with the fellow who would make a drag of it and then sell ik—New York A ladyht east should be thin, of fine texture med meetly engraved with bee. name la the .oelsine, her residemee is the low, eight Iresekownsor and her remellihn' day, she has *me, in the lower loft bald Christie& name OR her cards mid set bar, own. Whoa them me amiss' married is- dias is the ism* haring the same same, tia War Womb aim the mesas* ea*, as Mrs. 1Phito.—treee 'York World.. . Wise elms Peisst. deb tie.* bye anybody by and by? point. Aro yen Doctors Recommend LA CEYLON TEA Lead Packets only. BARG IN$4-4011111ftw--- We have the finest assortment in town. We have thi best goods in town. The new st styles and eolors in Oxford Shoes. The finest in Women's and Misses',Butto Boots and1Balmorals. Best value in Menrs fine or coarse Boots. All kinds of Rubbers, a full stock of Trunks and Valises. We have a line of fine Kid and olished Calf Button Boots and Bals to be sold for half price, call and see them. JOHN WAY, Seaforth. cInnis' Old. Stand. 1226-13 Electric Matches. The electric match is the next important invention promised. Before very long the phosp orous tipped wooden splints now in use w I be replaced by a handy little tool that tty be carried in the pocket or hung up co enientlo for striking a light when wan Twentieth century people doubt- less will speak of the "hell -sticks" of the present day as primitive and abaurd, Peet as we are disposed to look with scorn upon the flint and steel of our forefathers., Al- ready there is en the market a gaslightm which affords more than a euggestion of the electrio match, of the future, a twist of the handle generating orufficienteleotricity to acc.omplioh the purposet also there are several Myles of cigar lighters which de- pend for their supply of electricity upon storage batteriet; For some years past, the gas jets in theatees and public buildings have been lighted by the electric spark. Indeed most persons hone seen the ouripui experiment of lighting the gas with' the finger after a shuffle across the oarpet to generate the electricity needed. The portable electric lighter is bound to °ems. Meanwhile invade* as shown by the records ef the patent office, eXteCtiel mush ingenuity in tryitig to impreve en the °ozone* everyday snatch. There are matches of hese sad matches of paste- board; abm, matches mate of glass and matches of paper, while one enteeprising genius preppies to manufacture asatehes ers ground up. AA least interesting is a spherical neable—a little ball of wood pulp, covered** phosphorous oompeel- tion. In using it a holder is required, in- asenuoh as there is no stick, the ignited woad pulp burning -slowly until whelly „ consumed. Thus theme is no residue of etiok and ohar to be, disposed of; and matches of. this kind have the furthers ad- vantage that they are cheep and can be packed in very small oompass, like pills.— Boston Transcript. Hungry Higgiis—Wet is • pessimist anyway? Weary Watkine—You know Dismal Daw- "An the ether day yen heard tim sap that he believed they would come a when ev'yhelly weliild ha* to world Well, he's One of them feliers."—ladian- is the quickest remedy ever known to care Burns, Bruises, Scalds, tuts, Sores, Boils, Sprains, Strains, etc. The many well known people, of high standing in the community, who ' have spoken and written a the nierits of Qxickcure, show that it is an honest remedy of Ereat efficacy. The s Call Ckveland or Massey- rjs Bicycle for 1897. fest,' speediest and most durable wheels on record. nd let us show you their superiority over others. The finest selection in the County to choose from. frIP SHO A nic uood Hardware, Stoves and Tinware Merchants. ROOM OVER STORE. line of second-hand wheels, some or which are as DOW, for sale cheap.' here are others To Be Taken 'Untie the If. • livery dyspeptic should Immediately mad for a rothigon horsed profaner a, peals, lose ettaitate vss es. bas ehaessoad anew St; *pe - the patios* Wes, he Win' rooms-414'rd- emagetens Winton.; The meet despesoes waters Jo world fore the papaw& saw kis ei mot grist et ltailaisd, Saps Vahaat, ist Isom mad Cape linishme is Amts. Osmium mesas am IMOWII ef woo* gram, aid She stasesle May bane watarpets, asst, aft ifklb heads. it Nay par MAO imbeafallaft. or lass shwa halt the prepselian that paraila is Great lirtials. _ Priest and Beet for Tat& and Dishy No adsiteration. Never cakes,. • But Shorey's make of Rigby Waterproofed Bicycle Sults Look and feel the same as the unproofed ones yet they do not cost any more. They keep out the rain bat edusit the air. LOOK *EFORE YOU. LEAP Is an adage hich has saved rainy persons from the tvringes of conscience d from the depths of remorse.- But not only has it assured the. of peace of mind, and consequently happinese,but it has many .times spared And thus a we have raised them materially. We have given them the be t clothes to be had, and at pricea consistent with good worktha ship. and superior fit and finish. By looking at our stock and pri s before buying, you will always have the pleasure of knowingfiitat you have the best and latest clothes at the minimum pri BRIGHT BROS.. PROP CE We are (pen to bui Dressed Hog*, II!' ides, Tallow, 'Poultry, Bitt4r & Eggs. went raw pro- apittrip LE Urals Maker, and recovered. ; aim cleaned *noble prices. CO before disposing, as duce, and ean.plaaae you BEILTIttg 'INTIM 1114 TUE 'RE Upholsterer and SEAFOOTH Parlor Furniture Carpets sewed au Li and renovated at Shop at M. .4/o ertson's Old Stand, Main! Street. WOOD WILL BE- 7A/LI IEN FOR WORK. 1622 McKillop Directory for 1898. JOHN MORRISON, Reeve, Winthrop P. 0, WILLIAM, ABOHIBALD, Deptit74Aerre, Undo JOHN O. moasisdal. olio, Ammo F. O. DAVID M. BOOB, 'hammy WImibirwo P.O. WM. "YAM. Asseseme. Sessinreed P. O. busy P.O. BUGGIES 011111,2111.1111.10 Now is the tint* to prepare for annuner„ sag pt year Buggies and Oarriaps. We have on hand now a fall hoe of all styles, made Iron the beet material and by Like best worknion. Call and mamba oar stook before purchasing elsewhere. Lewis McDonald, BEAFOBTE