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Over Thirty Years
Without Sickness.
Mr. H. WETTSTEIN, a well-known,
eenterpnising citizen. of Byron, Ill,
writes: "Before I paid much atten-
tion to regulating the bowels, I
hardly knew a well day; but since I
learned the evil re.
sults of constipation,
and the efficacy of
•AYER'S
Pills, I have not had
one day's sickness
for over thirty years
— not one attack
that did not readily yield to this
remedy. My wife had been, previ-
ous to our marriage, an invalid for
years. She had a prejudice against
cathartics, but as Poon as she began
to use Ayer's Pills her health wag
restored."
YE
Cathartic Pills
Medal sad Diploma at World's Fair.
To Restore Strength, take Ayees Sarsaparilla
VETERINARY.
TOIIN GRIEVE, V. S., honor graduate of Ontario
ter Veterinary College. All diseases of Domestic
animals treated. Calls promptly attended to and
eherges moderate. Vete rinary Dentistry a specialty
Offioe and residence on Goderioh street, one door
Ase of Dr. Scott's office, Seaforth. 111211
G. H. GIBB,
Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist. Toronto 4:1o11ege of
Veterinary dentists, Honor Graduate of Ontario Vet-
erinary College, Honor member of Ontario Veterin-
my /acacia Society. All diseases of domestic animals
skilfully treated. All calls promptly attended to
day or night. Dentistry and Surgery a specialty.
Office and Diepeneary-Dr. Campbell's old office,
Mein stryet Seaforth. Night calls anewered horn the
office. 140e -A52
LEGAL
Air G. CAMERON, formerly of Cam.eron, Holt &
dna Cameron, Barrister and Solicitor, Goderich,
Ontario. Office -Hamilton street, opposite Colborne
aotel. 1452
JiAMtES SCOTT, Barrieter, &o. Solicitor for Mot-
e son's Bank, Clinton. Office -,Elliott leek,
nton, Ont. Money to loan on mortgage.
1451
10) S. HAYS, Barristere Solicitor, Conveyancer and
.11n Notary Public. Solicitor for the Dominion
Bank. Office-Cardncea block, Main Street, Seaforth.
etoney to loan. . 1236
ir 'it REST, Baerister, Solicitor, Notary, &e.
, Office--Romus, five doors north ofCommerola
Elate', ground floor, next door to C. L. Papa
4ewe1ry, store, Main street, Seaforth. Goderich
slats -Cameron, Holt and Cameron. 1216
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ARROW & PROLTDFOOT, Barrieters, Solicitors,
TeX &a., Goderiele Ontario. J. T. falage-W, Q. C.;
PROUDYnnr. 6g5
13aAMERON, ROLT & 110thES, Barrieters So-
licitors In Chanoery, teo.,Goderich, Ont M. C.
Wiln012, Q. C., Farrar Hoer, Demare Howees
TjI HOLMESTED, eiaccessor to the late firm of
e McCaughey & Holmeated, Barrister, Solicitor
Conveyancer, and Notary. Solicitor for the Can
adian Bank of Commerce, Money to lend. Farm
for sale. Office in Scott's Block, Main Street
Seaforth.
DENTISTRY.
W. TWEDDLE, Dentist. Office -Over Richard-
son & MoInnea shoe store, corner Main and
F.
John streets, Seaforth.
DR.
BELDEN, dentist ; crowning, bridge work
1..7 and gold plate work. Special Attention given
to the preservation of the natural teeth. All work
e.arefully performed. Office -over Johnson Bros.'
eardware store, Seaforth. 1461
r‘lt. H. S. ANDERSON, graduate of Royal College
jef of Dental Surgeons, Ontario, D. D. S., of To -
sante University. °thee, Market Block, Mitchell,
Ontario. 1402
AGNEW, Dentist, Clintoia'will
-visit Hensel' at Hodgens' Hotel
every Monday, and at Zurich the
second Thursday in (mon month 1288
- KINSMAN, Dentist, L. D S.,
•jr1 Exeter, Ont. Will be at Zurich
at the Huron Hotel, orme on the
LAST TIIIJUDAY In each month, and
Murdock's Hotel, Efensali, on the neer Fames
a ankh mouth. Teeth extracted with the least
pain poeeible. All work first-olaas at liberal rates.
071
MEDIOAle
Dr. John McGinnis,
Hon. Graduate London Western University, member
of Ontario College of Physiciane and Surgeons.
Office and Residen 'e Formerly occupied by Mr. Wm.
Plokarde Vieter.a Street, .text to the Catholic Church
Cr -Night calla attended promptly. 1453x12
Jy.ARMSTRONG, M. B. Toronto, M. D. C. M.,
Victoria, M. C. 1'. S., Ontario, successor to Dr.
Eno.% office lately ocoupied by Dr. Eliott, Bruce -
field, °uteri°.
D- E. COOPER, M. D., M. B., L. F. P. and S.,
etle. Glasgow, &c., Physicien, Surgeon and Ao
ooucher, Constance. Ont. 1127
ALEX. BETHUNE, M. D., Fellow of the Royal
College of Phyelolans and Surgeone, Kingeton.
itmessor to Dr. Yillaokid. Offim lately °coupled
oy Dr. Maokid, Malt Street Seaforth. Residence
-Corner of Victoria Square, in house lately °Dimpled
by L. E. Danoey. 1127
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OR. F. J. BURROWS,
Late resident Phyelolan and Burgeon, Toronto Gen-
eral Hoepital. Honor eraduate Trinity University,
naemuer of the College of Physicians and Surgeons
'ef Ontario. . Coroner for the County of Huron.
eafeeFFICE.-Seme e formerly occupied by Dr.
Smith, oppoeite Publio aohoel. Seaforth. Telephone
No. le N. B --Night cane anewered from office.
1388
DRS. SCOTT & MacKAY
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS,
Goderich street, oppoeite Methodist ehurch,Seaforth
J. G. SCOTT, graduate Victoria and Ann Arbor, and
member Ontario College of Physician° and
Surgeons. Coroner for County of Huron.
C. Meenen, honor graduate Trinity University,
gold metialiet Trinity Medical College. Member
College of Physieiens and Surgeons, Ontario.
1483
AUCTIONEERS.
WM. M'CLOY,
Anctioneer for the Counties of Huron and Perth,
and Agent at Hensall for the Massey -Harris Manu-
facturing Company. Sales promptly attended to,
nnargee moderate and satisfaction guaranteed.
Orders by mall addressed to Hensel' Post Office, or
left at his residence, Let 2, Conoeseion 11, Tuck-
sremith, Will reoeive prompt attention. 129841
TORN H. MeDOUGALL, Licensed Auotioneer for
ej the County of Huron. Sales attended in all
parts of the County. Terms reasonable. From Mr.
MoDougall'e long experience as a dealer in. farm
stock of all kinde, he is speoially qualified to judge
of values, and can guarantee satisfaction. All orders
/eft at TIIR EXPOSITOR office, or at hie residence, Lot
8, Concession 3, H. R. S., Tuckersraith, will be
promptly attended to. 1466
ACENTS
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who possess. newest and improved- methods
for propagating hardy stock for all sect Ions
Of Canada; also new and tested varlet( of
.seed potatoes; write us for terms and ex-
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PROF. IlliGaTIIANKS
BY DAVID A. CURTIS. .
[Copyright, 1!;
n was a cry for help.
Professor Hugo htid down his geological
hammer and put the epecimen he had just
chipped off carefully away in his knapsack,
and then straightened up, listening'. He
never did anything in a hurry.
Again the cry sounded. It was a girlish
voters and it sounded from down the
mountain. He was half way up the side.
"Help! Hipl Quick "
"I better go, maybe," muttered the pro-
fessor in his queer German speeele and
then he raised his voice and shouted:
"Fear not! I comer
One eould not say he hurried even then,
but there was no hesitation, and there was
not a misstep.
Presently he Stopped and likened. Hear-
ing nothing, he called_ out: "Where you
are nese; Call out to me again!" ,
"lninihe here. Oh, come (Feick!" an-
ssvered the voice, only a few yards to the
right. Stepping around a bowlder , that
was lodged on the mountain side, he StNir
a young girl lying flat on the grass. Be-
fore she could speak he understood her
peril.
She was almost at the edge of a cliff not
less than 40 feet in height, and below her
was a mass of,jagged rocks. The slope on
which she laY was steep, and the • short
grass that covered it was so dried and
burned by the sun that it was as slippery,
almost, as ice. Moreover, the soil in which
It grew was hardly more than a sheet of
forest mold over a smooth rock, and there
was no chance for her to get even a slight
hold by digging her fingers into it.
"You are hurt? No?" he asked quickly.
"NO, sir," answered the girl es coolly
as If she had been lying on a sofa. "But
every time I try to move I slip a little nearer
the edge, and there is nothing to keep me
from falling over if I slip any farther."
"That is right," said, the professor, "and
it is good for you that I hear. Lie still
Th5W, and I will soon up get you."
It was not so easy, however, as it looked
and as he at first thought it was. On
either sideof her he could get within some
20 feet of where she was without ventur-
ing on the treacherous grilse himself and
so losing his own foothold. But, though
he could have held out a stick or impro-
vised a rope that she could reach across
that distance, it would not do to pull her
along the edge without some stay from the
upper part of the slope, and that' was fully
60 feet above her.
"I could go for a rope," he said present-
ly, after he had 'studied the situation a
moment, "but - how far away is. some
house? I do not knew."
"It would take you an hour to go and
get back," said the girl. "Can you -not do
something -else? If I had only a little thing
to hold on to, I could crawl back, but I.
•dare not"— . .
, "No, no, Franklin!" interrupted the
peofesson "You must lie still. I will
something do." .
Opening his knapsack., he fumbled in-
side of it for a moment and drew' out a
stout Igray flannel shirt. This he tore into
strips, and, knotting the strips together,
he had in a little while a string long
enough to reach across the dangerous
slope. As he worked he chatted with the
girl, who was cool enough now that some
Dile was near to aid her.
She had been picking berries, she told
him, and, although she knew tile ground
well and, Understood how treacherous the
grassy slopes'were, after the late sumneer
sun scorched thene, she had slipped from
pure carelessness, and, falling, she had slid
out of reach of the bushes. Struggling to
rise, she had slipped farther and farther
toward the edge until she realized that
her only chance of safety was to lie still
and call for heln.
"And I was so thankful when I heard
you answer," she said, "for I did not know
but I would have to lie here till they
missed me at home and came out to search
for me. ' 1
"Yes, it was good that I study the rocks
today," said the professor. _"But now lie
still some more till my Tope shall touch
your fingers. Then do not too hard pull
it, for it is not so strong. But it will- help
you a little, and you oan up the hill creep
carefully." And he tied a small stone to
one end of the string and slid it down to-
ward her till she grasped it, he holding
the other end. e , •
It was very easy• en for her, having
something to steady ere to make her way
upward to where he tood, at the edgeof
the slope, holding the. string firmly. • All
went well till she came within reach of his
outstretched hand, when, as he stooped to
lift her to her feet,- his own footing gave
way, and he fell headlong beside her on
the slippery grass. ' - •
- He strove in vain to atop himself, grasp-
ing frantically at the grass,- Which broke as
he clutched it. Carried swiftly by the mo-
mentum of his fall, he slipped striobthly
down to_the very edge and over it, falling,
with a loud cry, sheer over the cliff.
The girl called out twicre, but there was
no answer, and With a terrible fear • leste
she should find only a -lifeless body she
hastened around by the nearest practicable
way to the foot of the cliff.
He was not dead, as he found immedi-
ately. But when he tried to rise he could
not. .
"My log is broken," he said, "and I am
bad. hurted on me.inside. You must now
to me bring help, for I am as you were."
"Yes, yes," answered the girl. "I will
go. But how can you stay alone? It will
be more than an hour before- I can get
anybody here who can carry you to the
house."
"Achl That is bade" said the professor.
"But I will do as I can best. If yon will
look my knapsack in and give me the little
flask there, I can wait, but be unit longer
as you can help."
"I will be as quiok as I can," said the
girl after she had brought the knapsack to
' him and given him a drink.
It was a long hour for the poor professor,
and before it was.over he had. fainted, de-
spite Ms flask, so that When John Bascom
HE UNDERSTOOD HER PERIL.
came back with his daughter he shook his
head gravely, fearing that his help was too
late. He could do nothing, however, but
wait 'Mil his son should come np with the
neighbors, for whom he , had sent. And
when they had carried hiM to the Basoom
THE HURON EXPOSITOR
aootor nen
come and examined him and set his bones
they found' that they would have him to
oare for for several weeks.
"It seeme kind o' hard it should be so,
Maria, beta as you've got about all to do
't you can stand," said Mr. Bascom to bis
wife, "but I don't isee as 'twould be decent
not to eare for him."
•" Why, we've just got to, John," said
Mrs. 13ascom. "And dear suz knows we
can't grudge him nothin. If it hadn't
'a' been for him Ella might 'a' been kill -
But if the Bascora household was poor
1 •
In worldly goods, as it certainly was, and
if it was a serious tax on the family purse
to provide the medicines the sufferer need-
ed and a drain on the strength of the
mother and, daughter to nurse him as as-
siduously as they did, no hint of these
facts appeared. The professor was not al-
lowed to want for anything that could be
had, nor did he see any but a cheerful
oeuntenance in the house. He was not
blind, however, nor was he baekward
about asking questions When he recovered
sufficiently to talk.
He went straight to the point with a
directness that would have Seemed grossly
impertinent in a neighbor, but.which ap-
peared childlike simplioit; in this- queer
foreigner who spoke such twisted English:
"What for do you stay where the land so
poor is?" he asked one day. "You are a
farmer. .Why do you not sell and to the
THE PROFESSOR'S EYES GLEAMED.
west go? There you will do better as here,
where yotir fields are all tipped on one side
up and rock full."
"Well, I've had a sort o' hankerin to go
west for a long spell," said Mr. Bascom,
"but 'tain't' soeasy to sell .when there
ain't anybody eeekin to buy. I stay here
'because the ficrna's mine, an there ain't
nothin else that is.. I never could get fore-
handed enough to make a start, and it's all
I can do to make a livin here."
"But the boy," said the prefesser, "will
he all his life stay hero also and be poor?"
"No!" exclaimed the father almost an-
grily. "Not if spared long enough to
care for his mother till ho gots a start
He's bent on schoolin, and his mothei and
I are goin toseeet he gets it. He'll have to
Work his own‘wan though," -added the.
old man, with a little sigh. "We can't
help him much."
"Yes, that is geed," said the professor.
"It is better as a boy his own education
And after that he talked with young
John. The boy was shy at first, but un-
der the nieofessor's blunt questioning he
soon warnied up enough to talk of his am-
bition. He wanted to be a civil engineer,
he said, and the professor found that he
had laid a good foundation for an educa-
tion -it the village academy and had bought
and mastered a few good 'books.
Moreover, he was observant. One d'ay
- when the professor was almost well he was
looking over the spectmens in his knap-
sack when John came and looked on.
"There's a good deal of that kind of rock
on the east side of the farm," he said,
pointing to one of the chips.
The. professor started a little but ho
spoke as deliberately as usual. "You shall
sbow to me that east side," he said, "when
I can climb those hills some day."
"I guess you can get there now," said
the lad. "It isn't much of a climb, and
there's a smooth path."
SQ they went out together, and the pro-
fessor's eyes gleamed when he sawthe
ledge John pointed out. He said very lit-
tle, though, and after he had taken some
measurements and collected a few speci-
mens they went back to the house.
Next day he said he Was going away,
and he asked Mr. and Mrs. Bascom how
much he owed them for his board and his
medicines.
-` "Land sakes, professor," said Mrs. Bas-
com, "you don't s'pose we could take your
money, do you? What little we've been able
to do for you is little enough for what you
did for us." And the farmer himself spoke
as earnestly, so the professor said no more
about money: In fact, he seemed so well
pleased thatMr. Bascom remarke1 it when
he -was alone with his wife.
"'Pears to me that there Professor
- Hugots almighty skimpy about money," he
said. "He was tickled to death eenamost
when he found he didn't have to pay noth-
in. "‘
"John Bascom," exclaimed the good
woman, "you don't moan to stand there
and tell me you would take money from
the man that saved your own daughter's
life?!'
"Don't he a fool,- Maria. 'Tain't likely
I would, but I'd 'a' thought more oe him
If he'd 'a' tried a little harder to- payl "
But there was another one in the family
who had no such thoughts. When Ella
Bascona bade- the professor goodby, she
said, "I never have really thanked you is
I want to, and I don't s'pose I ever can,
but I want you to know that I never can
forget what ,you did and what you have
suffered for me." -
"Pish, 'pish!" said the professor careless-
ly, though he was well pleased. "It was
nothing only my own stupid foot that all
the trouble made.' And I clid for you very
little. Only I am glad, fraulein, that
study the rooks that day, " And he kissed
her goodbye
"-But you will come again to see -
urged. the 'little maiden. "Won't you ome
Thanksgiving?" -
"Maybe, maybe," he said. "That is a
gtod day, that Thanksgiving. You teethe
good Lord give thanks because he so good
to you is. And you have one great dinner.
Maybe I thank him, too, that he kill me
not. And you I thank that you take of
mother good care. And maybe I take din-
ner that day with you."
It. was several weeks, however, before
Thanksgiving day came, and in the in-
terval, as the hard New England winter
came on, things went badly with the Bas-'
corns. Ella developed a slight cough, that
•
made her mother turn pale when sho heard.
'it. She had learned to know how easily
consumption attacks young people in the
rigorous climate of upper New England;
yet she dared not speak to Mr. Bascom
"about sending the girl south for the win-
ter. - The means were lecking. The crops
were poor. One of the two pigs they had -
fattened died before killing time. Mr.
Bascom himself, growing old before his
time, seemed no longer able to look on the
bright side of anything, and the anxious
wife and mother could only pray a little
more earnestly and a little more frequent-
- ly than before. To work harder was im-
possible. And John oould only study later
and rise earlier to make up for his father's
falling strength. Nothing was heard from
the , professor, and, as the family realized
more and more even* day how bestsv.Y the
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odds were against theta, they ceased to talk g." A MODERN FLAVOR.
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and almost ceased to think much about
him. .EIe had saved them from -B great sor-
row, he had been a great care and a bur-
den for a time, and then he had passed
away to be only a inemory. •
It Was therefore entirely a surprise when,
a few days before Thanksgiving, John
brought home a letter from the village
postoffice addressed in a queer foreign
handwriting to Miss Ella Bascom.
"It must be from the professor," she
said, and after. they had all agreed to this
and had -examined the envelope and the
postmark and had wondered, sufficiently
about what he could have to say, as people
do who do not often receive letters, she
opened it.
MY D'EAU L TTLE FRA.170311N-I have not for-
gotten that ou asked me to go to See you
again on Th nksgiving day, and I will go. I
Will to see what is the great holiday of the
American peciple in the American people's
homoe
Your .
yr brother John, he is a good boy, and he
will be a good man. He will give thanks,
maybe, that I did get him a place in New York
where he can study and be an engineer and
will earn money -not very much, but enough.
Tell your papa I have, maybe, some good news
-for him, and tell your mamma since I come to
dinner I have the great liberty taken to send
my dinner. .And I kiss your hand, HITOO.
Such news was too wonderful, and yet
it was tantalizing. There was no end to
the 'speculating, and it was later that night
than it ever had been before when the Bas-
co:nets went to bed.
The next day, however, brought a still
greater surprise. Word came from the rail-
way station, tveo miles away, that there
were several large cases there for Mr. Bas-
com, expressage paid. The old gray horse
was astonished enough at the speed at
which he was rattled along, but his feel-
ings were nothing to those of the family
when the oases were brought home and
opened.
If there was anything known to the gro-
cery or delicatessen trade that wasn't rep-
resented in those eases, it was because the
professor couldn't find it. And there was
the biggest turkey Bascom ever saw, with
a box of fresh vegetables, and everything
else needed to cook with it. And of every-
thing else there was enough to last all win-
ter.
Mrs. Baseom was stunned. She could
say nothing, but the ohildren made up for
her silence, and Mr. Bascom • after he had
recovered a little from his , bewilderment,
said, "Well, Maria, if that's the professor's
dinner, he must have" a leetle the best ap-
petite of anybody I eiver knowed of."
Next day the profe4sor came himself, fat-
ter than ever and jollier than they had
ever seen him. "It is nothing," he said
Ras Thanksgiving Observance Degenerat-
ed,. After Airt
It seems to be generaally !held that the
"first Thanksgiving" came after the first
• bountiful harvest by the pilgrims and was
chiefly a religious feast, and this is true
enough, but this "first Thanksgiving" was
not the only one. It took place in 1623,
and while all who took part were seemly
and devout in their demeanor there was
probably no laok 01 ilarity and honest,
hearty laughter. Inj this it was probably
more like the moder city Thanksiving
observance than som rural Thanksg ving
doings of the taiddl of this century and,
later. In another matter it resembled tie
modern was marked by what mut
have been very like athletic sports, for the
account of the day by Mr. Winslow, one of
the pilgrim fathers, says:
"Among other recreations we exercised
our arms, many of the Indians coming
among u and with the rest their greatest
king, Ma sasoit, with some 90 men, whom
for three llays we entertained and feasted."
Now for the other first Thanksgiving. It
was held eh. 1798 in New York city and
was the firot observance of the holiday by -
the national authorities. In the course of
the day.a dinner was eaten at Fraunas
'tavern, at which a number of patriots got
shamefully drunk and had a free fight, in
which an officer's nose was broken. After
that they had so disgraceful a quarrel
about a turkey that Hamilton swore, and
when Washington heard about it he swore
twice.
If this be true, and it seems so to be,
then our forefathers were quite as human
as the rest of us.
THE PROFESSOR'S DINNER.
when Mr. and Mrs. Bascom Undertook to -
remonstrate with him for sending them
such a wealth of stores. "It -is nothing. I
have never your Thanksgiving kept before,
and I thank you so much for your to me
kindness when I was suffering."
"But you said you were a poor man?"
said Mr. Bascom. \
"Ach, yes! They call ine in the city
poor, but always I have a few thousand
dollies." •
And again they sat up half the night
discussing John's future, whioh now de-
pended on himself. And only the mother
remembered to cry silently even while she
reproached herself for ingratitude, because
there was in all the good fortume no way
yet open for sending Ella away from the
winter storms. But the next morning,
when the mother anddaughter were in the
kitchen and John was busy outside, the
professor said:
"I wrote in my letter, Mr. Bascom, I
have scime good news for you maybe. It
was this: Your son John he showed me
good stone on your farm. It is for build-
ing most excellent. It is the stone for
which I was looking when the little frau-
lein for help called. I have in one great
-quarry company a small interest, for I am
what you call stockholder, and for them I
was looking. They want that kind of
stone. So when I returned to the city I
said, 1 `The stone is found.' Then they
would to send somebody to buy your farm
cheap, and I said no. When they were
angry, I said: yery well, gentlemen, then
I tell you nothing. You go and yourself
ilnd the stone.' •So they were angry some
more, but I make them offer you 610,000
for your farm or a contract for 61,500 a
year. It is better you take the contract, I
think, feel have the paper, and if you sign
they 61,000 bonus pay you." And he pro-
duced the paper.
And that was how the Bascoms spent
the happiest day they ever had and the
professor saw his first Yankee Thankegiv-
ing.
Talking Images of Olden Times.
Several of the old time magicians, sor-
cerers and alohensists are given the credit
of having made "speaking heads" or "talk-
ing images." In mot instances these
heads were made of bras, -but other metal
was occasionally einplo ed. The "Goiden
Wonder," the monster talking image made
by (Nails Magnus, was composed of brass
with the 'exception of its bead, which was
wrought from pure gold and weighed 68
pounds without its internal Machinery.
The total weight of this wonder was 688
pounds. The "Golden Wonder" wag also
called the "Inanimate Prophet," on ac-
count of the faot that it was said to have
made many predictions that were remark-
ably fulfilled. Finally the head did as
the parrot did in the story-etalked too
much. It predioted the death of a certain
notorious pirate on a certain day, and
when he was seen alive and well a week
later the people repaired to the shop of the
magician and smashed the image out of all
semblance tq humanity.
The metal of the head was afterward
wined intol" lucky pieces," which were
sold at from 20 to 100 times their !real
value. Certain superstitious persons who
ceme into possession of these magic coins
declared that 'their "lucky pieces" talked
and made predictions just as the head had
done!
Friar Bacon is given the credit of hav-
ing made a brazen head which constantly
repeated the words, "Time comes, time is,
time is past." The monk Gerbert, who
afterward became pope with the title of
Sylvester II, is said to have fashioned a
head of brass that minutely predicted the
after career of its maker. A fourth speak-
ing head was that made by Albertus Mag-
nus the great magician of the thirteenth
century, and another was made by Roberto
Grosseteste, an Italian bishOp, who lived
In England about the year 1253.—St.
LOUIS Republic.
Before Starting.
Mrs. Coopah—What fo' yoh take dab
gun, Mr. Coopah? Yoh doan' want no gun
to get -a Thanksgiving turkey?
Mr. Coopah—; Yes, indeed I does, honey.
It dean.' look so suspishuslike w'en. I
bring um hoine as I go by Rev. Enos
,Jones' house.
One Man's Memories.
It's all right to say that the old time
Thanksgiving dinners mere tho best ever
eaten and that the features of the day's
celebration when We were boys incompar-
ably better than the football and other
games that are chief features now. But if
you were a country boy 30 or 40 years ago
you might remember some peculiarities of
the day as then observed that might have
been pleasanter. For instance, the ser-
mons which I used to have to attend were
tremeedously long drawn out and. exceed-
ingly dreary efforts, and I used to sit in
agony through the nour and1 sometimes
hour and a half consuined in their deliv-
ery. Then the dinner. It was a big one
at my father's house, and it took days and
days to get ready for it. But during all
this time of preparation my life was a bur-
den. All the women - folks were rushed
with work and therefore cross and
"touchy," and when I was not kept
busy helping them I was being shooed
out of the way, pm that I should not inter-
,
fere with the progress of affai s. So many
persons were asked to the diitnor that we
children had to wait invariab y, and there
were always six or seven of 11.9. ,
Now, Imy father was the chief deacon of
his church, and the minister's boy was -al-
ways one of the children who "waited."
He was such a mean little chap that we
itever got on -well together while our elders
e, and I generally had- to box his ears.
nob I "licked him good," and then my
father, the deacon, licked me better—so
- well that I couldn't sit down to eat the
cold dinner when it came time. Moreover,
I was always so hungry - when at last it
came time to eat that I gorged myself ter-
ribly with the cold food, and my dreams
those nights would be awful. , I remem-
ber that one year, having great faith in
the efficacy of prayer,I prayed that next
year everybody might forget all about
Thanksgiving. When the day was remem-
bered and observed as usual not year, ray
faith „received a great shock, which lasted
till I !remembered that faith to be effectual.
must be held by the righteous, and this I
know I was not.
Turkey Always In Evidence.
Gradually the observance of the holiday
bas spread, until now the day is kept from
Maine to California. It has not detracted
from the due keeping of Christmas day in
the south nor has it interfered with the
observance of New Year's day, in New
York. It has become to the American
what Christmas day is to the Englishman
and something inaore. Widely scattered
members of families endeavor to be pres-
ent in order to eat their Thanksgiving
dinner under the old rooftree. The tur-
key, which Franklin wished to make the
national emblem in. place of the eagle, is
always in evidence on Thanksgiving day.
An Aohing Void.
Doctor—There, my good man, is some-
thing to give you an appetite for your
Thanksgiving dinner.
Patient—Yes, but doctor, can't you give
me a dinner to go with the appetite? '
A Redeeming Trait.
"1 dunno ez the prodigal son was so very
bad, after all," said Mrs. Corntossel.
"He wan't no good to his family," her
husband rejoined.
"That's a fact. But when he got home
he didn't hey no more ter say. Ef he'd
been like most of the men folks npwadays,
the fust thing he'd of done would of been
to find fault with the way the fatted calf
Was cooked. "—Washington
NOVEMBER 27, 1896.
An Open Letter
TIIE PTTPLIO.
When you start See -read this -letter, don't say, "Oh this is only an advertisement."'
Do you kno ee I am ci!tvinced of what I say to be true, that you may, if you require to,
purchase goods, ma4e more money by spending fifteen minutes perusing this letter care-
fully, than if you coupled the time toiling at the bench, plowing in the field, or doing;
fancy work. -
' I would like, in the first place'to call your attention to the fact, that I believe we
ve, at the present moent, the largest stock of reedy -to -wear Clothing in this county.,
1atri
nd, in addition to that, I think I am quite safe in saying that we have altogether and.
r away the best place to show it. Just to -day we received the balance of our Winter.
sitook of Clothing, consisting of five great big cases, and the clerks seemed dumbfounded
Open opening them up, and made the remark, " what in the world do you intend to do.
With all this clothing? we thought we had more in stock now than we could sell this sea-
flon. My reply was, we will mark them at prioes that are bound to sell 'them. When,
you have confidence in the stock and know that your prices are right, there is an inspire
-
lion about it that is simply irresistible.
Our stock consists of Men's Suits from $3,50 to $13, in every conceivable color and.
weight. If you like black, we have them in abundance. If your taste runs in the cliree-
tioe of blue, fawn, grey or brown, we believe we can suit the most fastidious.
i Now, just a word in reference to Boys' Suits. We can show you a range in those.
that you heeen't heen accustomed to see outside the large cities. We can fit a boy from.
4 years old up in all weights and 3o1ors.
077-1zZCO.A.T'S
Our stock of Overcoats, I am sure, will surprise those accustomed to deal where smalb
stocks are kept, both as to the almost unlimited number and price,also assortment of color-.
ings and designs. If you want a good, cheap, serviceable, heavy all -wool Irish or Can-
adian Frieze, we can give you one that will start you thinking in the direction of how in.
the world oan they purchase the material and make them up for the money? And if your
want a more fancy. coat, wevcan show you them till you are tired; we have them in Mel -
tons and Beaver, with or without velvet collar. And in Boys' Overcoats we ftimply know -
no competition. Kindly call and- ask to be shown through our clothing room, which is.
located on the second floor, and contains three large windows, an almost indispensable ad-
junct in a well ordered clothing store. Boys' Pants for 25c a pair.
H'TT1R, G-0 S_
We hairs a very large stock of Ladies' Astraehan Coats and Capes at all prices, also'
Muffs, Collars and Ruffs. An inspection of these goods will convince any person familiar -
with fur goods of their excellent value. All the above goods on first floor.
DRESS GOODS DEPARTMENT is replete in all the newest
things, both in imported and Canadian goods. Our Tweeds include an exceedingly large
range of the following colors: grey, brown, fawn, Steel and Mixtures. Our Plaids for -
Waists are models of the weaver's art.
GLOVES by
EauSy p .
not beaten person AND the HOSIERY.
-Our
7.2.5—c CO ausrh 15n0eor e KidHose ll are simply stunners.
a-ve in thin
ves, 1 will guarantee, -jai
GENTS' FURNISHIING6' DEPARTMENT.—We h
department a, very heavy stock, and have marked Gloves, Ties, Collars- and Cuffs at prices,
that will ensure a speedy clearance.
Everybody welcome to look through and to compare prices,
B. B. GUNN, SEAFORTH.
—for marsh and mire—mountain and sea.
moor, rain or shine—wet and pd—wear
and tear. Buy the new wet-proof--snow-
proof—oil-dressed—stout soled/footwear. Made with the
famous Goodyear Welt, from n Harvard calf, or black
Waterproof Box ea1f5 with Doge felt innersole—springy,
light and stylish . . $5.00.
Ask for the
ROBERT WILLIS, SOLE AGENT FOR SEAFORTH.
STOVES !
STOVES t
It is what everybody will want shortly, and we are prepared. to,
show you the best assorted stock of
FRanges, Cook Stoves,
Parlor and Box ,Stoves
ver shown in Seaforth. We would therefore ask you to call
and examine our stock, promising you that we will not fee'
offended if you do not buy, as we always consider it a pleasu
to show our goods. We have also a large number of good
-second-hand stoves, both coal and. wood, which we are offering,
AT ROOK BOTTOM PR -FOES,
And ore that we guarantee perfect. Still bear in mind. that.
we are sole agents for the Clare Bros.' Hilburn Furnaces.
S. MULLET T & CO., Seaforth.
Hardware, Stoves and Tinware Merchants.
Second bland stoves taken. in exchange for new ones.
THERE CAN BE NO BETTER THAN' THE BEST
IN LEAD' PACKETS-
ONLY—BLACK OR
MIXED—HALF AND ONE POUND PACKETS—
RETAIL 25, 30, 40, 50 AND 60 CENTS A POUND
CEYLON
TEA
IS THE BEST
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THE 'DAVIDSON HAY, LTD., WHOLESALE AGENTS, TORONTO
THE
CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE,
ESTABLISHED 1867.
HEAD OFFICE. TORONTO.
CAPITAL (PAID UP) SIX MILLION DOLLARS - 86,000,00G
REST - ' • - • - - S1,000,000
B. E. WALKER, GENERAL lir.ANAGER.
SEAFORTH BRANCH.
A General Banking Business Transacted. Farmers' Notes discounted, Drafts,
issued, payable at all points in Canada and the principal cities in
the United States) Great Britain, France, Bermuda, &c.
SAVINGS BANK DEPARTMENT.
Deposits of $1.00 and upwards received, and current rates of interest.
allowed. E"Interest added to the principal at the end of May and Novem-
ber in each year.
Special attention given to the collection of Commercial Paper and Far.?
mers' Sales Notes.
F. HOLMESTED, Solicitor,
M. MORRIS, Manager.
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you ar
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podd's--Kidney
Kidneys when
Is your blood pure
11 it is, you are fi
-enjoyments of life,
And your thoughts c
11 pure you will
...strong nerves, and y
regular as a clock,
11 impure your b
purities along to e
and to every organ
-carry the seeds o
-death,
.And there is only
-which it, can be p
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'only know how to k
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teems, their effecte
licidneys are doing h
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like the heart, they
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injuries and they m
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A Washington at
.for the facility with
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. grocer five dollars fo
other day the merch
new course with him
store, he said:
Judge, I have a
.a small bill, and has
Be makes plenty of
What would you do
"I'd sue him," s
Wel', I will put
'hands, and the mere
Ment of the atcount
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the disciple of Black
A few days later
the following note fl
" In the cannel
took judgment for
claim. Execution
no property found.
judgment is elle. F
cheque. Will be gl-
.other matter in eV
attorney." .
Step
It is a Commonly
man steps three fee
land has been "S
measured with a. eh
obviate the difficul
land being divide
Pennsylvania Mile
eseeially in the moun
-eribed by metes an
Itt -oue part el t
-Pennsylvania are tss
is tall and. lank,
many years ago
-mountain land, cal
They divided the 1
stepping off one sid
nide. Then they fe
Aectly satisfied ant
was brought to -coy
,of land. Each bro
the measurement to
had been. done. Th
the ,short legs of
-enough to reach the
chair, and the elon
other there was a
the judge and the
surveying it was fo
mile Ana' S, half loll
little over half a m
—Mrs. Morrill,
ronto, Ontario, sae
years old, was sufft
a -severe attack of
ing several reme(
whatever, and see
the papers of Dr.
pentine, I decided
than astonished
using one 25c. 1
esiiiipletely mired,
mend it very high
infallible remedy.
The Baty
Never take a chi
at a time which in
eleep.
Do net scold the
tear -stained face o
smile.
Dark dreszes arA
dark velvets shoui
such times.
Do not dress up
-clothes are more <
likely to induce a
As the photogn
secure the best re
ing to him ; he w
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Do not bring al
tives to watch
tions -;, the fewer
in the niudia, the
•of the result beie
Womer
The employme
the London Tim
unusual in the 1
of Great Britein,
mill machinery b
tion yet to be ma
in this develop:in
for we und.erstan
Missouri femnieei
Grandin, Mo., is
allowable) by wi
they built, a new
Beaver Dam soft
that only gent-le3
productions. A'
mand of the engi
feed, nigger and -
placed in the b
even the lath :or
branch of the li
complement of f
neat blouses ant
frequently
etock, and the at
is nearly three ti
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mother was in a
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next room,
swallowed a pen
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up imploringly.
posed, "send k
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