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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1892-08-26, Page 7T 26, 189gt E FQR 14TE po..m. SOME AMUSING AND hAsy. EXPERI- MENTS WITH SOAP BUBBLES: The 'Win WIth Babbles' Glass mxperlinent-A Trick Tanmar--frow, to Make Gies To • Cause Itectin Virithout the " Vse. of foilr0'. : The snia1iest portiM on of atter which we cen think f is called an actin ; it is a pure- lirtheoretical unit, and reptesents the least „. .. tuunity of an elementary stibstance capable of existingin combination. ':The least quan- tity of matter which -earl exist separately is .spokett of I as a moleculc--three syllables, mol-e-eule., . The ato t is a scientific ekdressioil. with which the; oeginner is not often concerned; but the inclecule is a convenient wa,.5r,of re- presenting to our minds the constitution of rnattet It must be ;Isaid, however dthough fo , ordinary purposes it need not I err BALL BritilLE-m bWIN(l. 1., i)e kept in mind), that we really know yew little of 1 -hat matter is. We knc)w only what our senses convey to thd mind through the brain, uch as the sensations of weight, . resistance, color, and so for* and, experii eneing sue 1 impressions, we attribute them to asubs ane, which we all generally "matter." About Ti is we know a greab many things, but whatr it is itself we clh not know. This, however, need not trimble us, as, whether mhtter is really substantial or mere- ly a sort of "thought -stuff," trad so does not exist at all. i • .; "When.tl ishop Berkeley said theim was l no matterI, and proved it-'twas no matter what he s id -or whenher it id jest a series of vertice in some all-pervading . entity FILT4leo THE BALL WITit GAS. called Rather, as some men) of Science wish us to believe, the sort of facts with which we may amuse ourselves n learning ;a little a out science will not need any different $cp1anLttion, with:het* of these theories -NY adopt later on, whet' we know more of 41he sciences of metanhysies and payeholog We supijose matter then, t� i consist of tiny ultim te particles -far too Tstnall to be called* mic oscopie -and. we have, agreed to call them y their scientific name CI mole- cules, or 'the masses. They are not in tight cont et, but more or 1es.4 freely in motion. t is supposed that wheh a body is hot the nolectdes composing it are in a more rapi state of motion than When it is cool. , L. - The mae tightly molecules ahe packed together ii the mass of a subStance the harder it s, and generally speaking the more we 0 t it the more loosely i`-tisic mole- cules hold together, until at last !they have I, Just as a bad tellica it tuff of att floats in water.. Now, is not air very much like a fluid in the oriiiiihrti sense of the the word fluid, after all? ATMOSPHERIC P1iRS4IRE ExPRRImENTS« . c Other experiments 'On atmospheric Pres- sure (which, beanie hir is s. fluid, acts in -all directions, iriiwiird as well as downward) are as follows : -I Ta ide a wineglisifet, of water, and put a thin card over Lt.: If you invert the glass, still holding the bahaithe latter will be kept in. place, an.d Vie Water prevented from escaping by the Preiedire of the air and May even be almost Wiled by holding the ;card over a candle. 1 ii / , Plaza two tittlihle, rki mouth to month, fit- ting each other, and separate them only by a piece of damp Paperi Put a lighted piece of candle in the lemeri tumbler. When it goes out you .4i11t see that the tumblers ICan be both lightec »v the upper one, for V STEA$ OfICUT FIRE. .1 • „ the taper has usedtiti part of the air in; burning, imd the: glielter pressure of the external atmosplidin bihds the temeblere to-! gether. , ) The lees air-pfetsaida we have, the More i easily teeter boil • the bubbles of steai escape more quielcin ni ;Water 'boiled at the top of a nigh mouet rr . al i , may not be warn enough to cook adi egg, or even to seal the hands. Now stertni is, of couree, coni -dense(' hy cold. Let tie illustrate the pre - sure of air by one More experiment. . I Take an oil flask,. stripped of its rushen coveriug, and cleansed with strong vIhsh- ing soda solutions.) Partly fill it with water; and set it he a saucepan, also con - Matting . water, until, 'both lots of water boil. Now -put a eork in the flask, turn it upside down, and waittuntil the water within ceases to ben. i If you now pour cold inater.upon the flask from tlihjug, the boiling will recomMence, for the steam in . the part of the flask which it not filled with water will be dondensed, the pressure will betredneed, anso it will be more easy for the water to boil. t A bottle, full of water, and placed- neck downwards in a basin or dish, vill not,'empty itself, becausd the pressurerof the air on the water in the basin balances the pressure of the water in the bottle upon it, unless, indeed, ottr bottle, be thirty-two feet or so high (which it will be Omitted, would be weight of . thi rty-two) feet of wider. . the'atimosphere is about the same as the rather an excessive size), for the_Te. ight of . t THE Wricle GLAss ExPRRIMENT. an actual tendency to disperse, and not t hold together at all: .A -poker, when heat- ed to redness, is, as we all know, very ea-sily heilt, because its parts itre , less tightly in contact, but the most convenient i1Iustratioj. is furnished by water. Below . 2 degrees on the thervionieter used in England, water becomes solid -it is ice. - As me warm it, the coherence of the particles+ conies less, and we have ewater, and as thel heat rises still further, liteam, which spe dily disperses and is lost in the atmospner ,. Thus water is familiar to us in the fondsof solid, EOM .end gilt -for steam is &gas or elastic fluid. In itS4quid form watex is not elastic, and gases aft eon - t sidered as diffin ering only elasticity e from iluids. Let us see how atmeipheric t gas- -that is, the air we breathe -bears oat the analogy. I e. i 'The air behaves like a, fluid tn this way - that ,it ready to flow into andf fill anyamp- ty space which is exposed to it, wideh is what the ancients meant by Nature abhor - rine a vacuum. And we know that fipple who -make balloons use the a,ir as a kind of ocean to soil in. This is worth following up. Letis see if we can imitate the bal- 1 5 loon exper mente . • - Ho - TO mAKE OAS liun•BLEs. . , Take a c ild's air ball (whieh is Et Sinall , bag of fine India rubber tissue), and by dare- fidly cuttine;the string at the mouth iyout may collo+ se it without breaking the t issue. it will prohably not be easy in an ordhetry house to blow the ball out tight with (load or illuminating gas, us balloons are tilled, lint we may use it to hold a little gas :for another purpose. : Press tin air -ball flat, and, having screw- ed the burner off a as jet, place the Mohth' Of the air bail over the pipe, and turn i on the tap. It'e may easily get a ' little gas into the bell in this \PEW. Now let us holi the mouth of the ball tight, and, not fpr - getting to iurn off the gas at the braeKet, we will quiekly tasten the ball to the sttm t E m of. ttit. TRICK . a clay pipe by a few turns of twine dt• thin wire;\ putting the bowl end of the pipe under watta at the time to obviate the ea - cape of gag. Now, wit h very little skill, if we have mine soapsitds reedy, we may blow bubble with gas fr.put the air -ball, and these bubbles will be foiled not to sink to the ground as most soap bubbles do, but to rise until they burst on t he ceiling. - They mem be ilary prettily- burned if touched with a lighted taper, and if we so coal -lye that they are blown (as the first one will be by reason Of the air in the stem ani bowl cif the,pipe)f half with air and half with gas, they will, instead of burning when lighted, ge off with a slight ex.rdosion like a gas -stove being lit, and for the same reason, namely, that when mixed With air gas burns so geickly as to mettle an exploeion, liet why does an ordinary soap bubble ha and why do these gas bubbles rise ? Because the former are full of air, which is t he same weight. and density as the air outside, and 80 the weight of the soap and it at er constituting the film. sinks them. Tut coal as, such, as we burn, is of course, lighter them air, and it has sufficient buoy- ancy to woke the babble float on the ter 17—he Lana of iii'sed-to-Be. Beyond the purple, hdzy mites Of summer's utmost boundaries ; Beyond the sands, heyond the seas,. Beyond the range of eyes like these, And only in the reach Of the Enraptured gaze of memory, Them lies the land long lost to The land of Used -to -be. A land enchanted, socl1 as swung In golden seas when siren4 clung Along their dripping brinks, and sung To .1 ason in that mytdie tongue That dazed men with its melody ;" 0, such a land, with such a sea a Kissing lits shores eternally, . is the fair Used -to -be. A land where music,ever.girds The air With belts of sing -tog birds, And Sows alt sounds with such sweet words That even in the lowing herds - A meaning lives so sweet to tne. Loetliaiughter ripples limpidly Front lips brimmed -o'er with all the glee Of rare old Used -to -be. 0, land of love and dreamy thoughts, And shining fields and shady spots, Of coolest, greenest, gaadsy plots Embossed with wild forgets -me -nets, And all the blooms that- cunningly Lift their faces hp to me • , Out of the past; I -kiss in thee The lips of USed-to-be ! I love ye all, and with wet eyes TurnEd glimmeringly on the sides, My blessings like youiperfumes rise, Till o'er my soul a silence lies. 1 S veeter than any song to rite, Sveeter than any melody • Or its sweet echo, yen, all three— .• ' My dreams of Used-Unhe ! —James Whitcomb Riley. rumbling train or Ler ady other place whir* there is- a loud, continuer* , thunderous racket, iniffisient to preclude conversation between persons whose hearing is perfect. The generaL.ohronlo roar seems to 'oerve as a backgrounitto throw into audible relief, if one may so stieak, ;the smaller sound of ' a human voiles close by. r - So it was not the fact that. the deaf lady was in an electric) oar that for the time im- proved her hearing, but that it was a mov- ing, noisy oar. The l.ctrdIty had siMply ' nothing whatever to do with jt. If the itemizers who have remarked, on this ocourrence, taking it for granted that the lady's deafness was our&ble by eleotri- city, had reflected a moment, they might hove saved themselves the blunder by re- membering that Mr. Edi on, who lives, breathes, moves, has his bet g and says his prayers in an atmosphere of �leotrioity, is as deaf as the.late lamented JulLus Ccesar.- The Canadian American. : JONATHAN MI ACLE. Dr. Carl Verrinder's Vicissitudes \ of Torture and Health. ' He Survives Them all, &u1 Recounts His Wonderful Denman() from Poverty and Death, and His Restoration to Prosperity and Vigor of Mind and Body -Good Word fOr the A. 0, U. W. Chatham Planet. I . In a Renee(' street residence 'there lives with his wife and one child -a little ten year old daughter -a !maiden known throughout Ontario, if not the whole Dominion, as the prince among pianists, organists and ohoir masters -a veritable maestro and " Wizsrd of the ,Ivory Keys," and 1 no one who has ever listened to his ma ipuletion of the great organ in the Park Street Methodist Church, or beard him evoke "magic musio's my tic melody" from the! magnificent Deck- er Grund in his own drawing room but will declare that his eminence is well deserved, and! his peers can be but l: ew ;ong the pro- festlors of Divine Art. The d or plate bears thei glowing inscription - 1 . ;-, 1 1 ONSERVATOR OF MUSIC. ' DE. CARL LEO I REKINDER, Direct r. Hoar to Hang rietntell. 'Unless a picture is genuinely good do not keep it on your walls at all, but give it or store it Away, unless; indeed, there is some aseociation connected. ,with it that !nukes it valuable in your eyes, whenit would be best to keep it where only you. could. gaze upon it. Do not think it necessary to have a painful regularity that may be pre-. ashen itself, but far from artistic. Nearly all pictures are hung sloping outward from bottomto top, sA very dew look well when placed squarely against the wall Do not mix up etchings, oil paintings and photo- gravures in one wean. Paintings certainly do not look welhwhenpkteed bendesthecold and formal etching, yet etchingand en- gravings can be used, tOgether in 'effective harmony.virtues of a medic= Pictures containing small figares should never ceaseeniendin not -be hung so far above the range of vision which I 'shall reeorr that one eam not discern the objects meant manity as I am now to be represented. The shadows in itpientre I know of a case an should turn from the 'windows of the room in which it is heng. Companion pieces are lover considered good form, yet if you own these containing figures, if they are hung side by side, be sure that the forms represented on the canvas face each other. . Break the set lines of the walls -and the eheme of the room by commingling panel, round and squere frame, taking care, how- ever, that in your efforts to produce artistic effects you do not. .aabieve a hodgepodge quite. t he reverse. -Philadelphia Times. • • . • • • To it, as did a Planet reporter a few days ago, in a very atmosphere of sweet har- mony, created by Dr. Verrinder's magician - like touch was an experience -that might well be envied, and o e calculated to in- spire the most eentim ntal reveries. But sentimental moods fina ly vanish and leave one facing the sober nd practicalaide of life. The musk oeaee4 and the conversa- tion took a turn leadin to the real object of the reporter's call. " There are stories a road," said the news- paper man, " regarding some extraordinary deliverance from deathi which you have met with recently, doctor.) Would you object to stating what foundation there is for them, and, if any, furnish me with the true facts for publication." Dd. Verrinder shrugged his shoulders and laughed. "I have not," he replied, "been given to seeking news. 'paper notoriety; and at fifty-five years of age it is not likely I shall I begin, and yet," i. Fond the professor after thinking a moment, and consulting Mrs. Verrinder, "perhaps it is best that I should give you the circum- itances for nee in The Planet. The story of my rescue frim the grave might fittingld be prefaced by ii little of my early hietery. We residecrin .Englandorhere though I was a profeesor of music, I was not dependent on my art, as I had aoquired a competence. My wife was an heiress, having £50,000 in her own right. Through the rascality of a broker she was robbed almost of all her fortune, whildby the Bank of Glasgow fail- ure, my money vanished forever.' It be- came necessary for me then to return to my profession in 'order to live. I do not speak of it boastingly, but I stood well among the musicians of that day in •the old land. My fees were a guinea a lesson, and it was no uncommon thing,for me to give twenty in a day. We- mune to America, landing in Quebec, where I anticipated getting engage- ment as organist in the. cathedral, but was diseppointed. Subsequently we moved to, St. Catharinei, in which city I procured an ergan and choir and.eoon had a large client- ele. Later, in order' as I thought to better my fortune, I took up my residence in Lon- don, first filling an engagement ivith a Methodist church and afterwarde accepting the position of cirganist in St. Peter's Cath- edral. In those cities I made many warm friends, and their tributes and gifts I shall ever detain as among the preaious of my possessions. It wee while living ! in London and pursuing my art with Much .earnestness and labor that I reoeived a stroke of para- lysis. Perhaps," -here the speaker rose and stretehing himself to his full height, thus displaying hie well-built and well - 4 nourished framei-" I do not look like a paralytic. But We t uth is I have had three strokes -yes, sir, firrit, second and third and they lay the thitd is fatal, ninety-nine tunes out of one hu drede Yet here you see before you a thr e -stroke victim, and a mairwho feels, both in body and mind, as vigorous As he ever 4id in his life. My ul- timate cure I attri ute to my testingi the whose praise I shall as long as I live, and mend to suffering hu - constantly doing, while can reach the !ear of the patient. After immoving to Chathdin I had not not long been here when my heilth further ' began to give way. Gradually I felt it first and most ri affection which pro - distressing nausea. It e, I myself attributed ing my oystem. One tarrh of the stomaoh. awn experience, and what be has had con- firmed in the, experienee of others -1 have prescribed the pills to other sick persons and know what extraordinary good they have effected In their cases, he ought to be con- vinoed 5 scp. SW tell you how I mune to try them. A fellow member of the A. O. .17. Wit the brethren of .which order had been more than kind to me during my in- n*, recommended Pink Pills. I knew nothing About *hat they were or what they could accomplish. Iii fact I .11111 rather a sceptic on what are termed " proprietary remedies." But I started to take Pink Pills for Pale People, made by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.;. Brookville. From the very first, one at a'dose, I began to men, and before I had taken more than a box or two I knew that 1 had found the right remedy and that to the Pink Pills I owed my life. In nine months I have taken twelve boxes -Net ;ix dollars worth. Think of it, my friend Hundreds of dollen for other treatment, and only six dollars for what has made a'man of me and set me again on the highway of health and prosperity. There is some subtle, life-giving principle in Pink Pills which I do not attempt to fathom. I only knew like the blind man, of old:' "Once I was blind; now I can see 1" God, In the mystery of his, providence, directed my brother of the A. O. U. W. to me. I took it. I live and rejoice in iny'health and strength I have no physical malady,saving a slight stiffness in myleg due to grippe. I feel as well as in my pelmiest days. My prospects are good. All this I gratefully attribute to the virtues of Pink Pills for Pale People, "and now my story is done !" aPi the nursery ballad runs. If anybody should ask confirmation of this tale of mine, let him write to me and I shall cheerfully furnish it. The Pink Pills were thy res- cuer and I'll be their friend and advocate while I live !" The reporter finally took his leave of Dr. Verrinder, but not without the professor .entertaining him to another piano treat, a ,symphony played with faultless execution and soulful interpretation of the composer's thought. Calling upon Messrs, A. E. Pilkey & Co., the well known druggists, the reporter as- certained Dr. Williams Pink Pills have an enormous sale in Chatham, and that from all quarters come glowing reports of the excellent results following their use. In fact Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are recognized as one of the greatest modern medicines -ma perfect blood builder and nerve re- storer -curing such diseases as rheum- atism, neuralgia, partial paralysis, locomtor ataxia, St. Vitus dance'nervoas headache, nervous prostration and the tired feeling resulting therefrom, diseases depending upon humors in the blood, such as scrof- ula chronic erysipelas, etc. Pink Pills re- store pale and sallow complexions to the glow of health, and are a specific for all the troubles peculiar to the female sex, while in the case of men they effect a rad- ical cure in all oases arising from mental worry, overwork er excessee of whatever nature. These Pills are manufactured by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Brockville, Ont, and Schenectady, N. Y„ and are sodd in boxes (never in loose form by the dozen or hundred and the publio are cautioned against numerous imitationsoldh in this shape) at 50 Gents a box, ot six boxes for $2,50, and may be had of all- dreggists or direct by Mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company from either addrees, Tlie price at which these pills are told make a course of treatment comparatively inexpensive as compered with other remedies or medical treatment. 4• They Did not Love Music So. ;There were two of them, and they were both extremely appreciative and rather pretty girls: A lover of mimic sat, behind them as the concert began, end this is what he heard: " What's that they're playing? Wagner? Wagner? Oh, I do love Wagner.' Oh, I think he's perfectly beautiful 1" "Do you? So do Im-perfactly lovely 1" Perfectly." (A pause.)' "That's something by Chopin. Isn't it pretty?" "Awfully." "Don't you love Chopin ?" Stub rinds of Thought. When a person loses respect for himself nobody ever finds it for him. Abgoocl mother is a beautiful woman. Faitk inakes men work. • It isn't the words of a prayer that reaches Heaven. Man's ambition is tihe teterboard of hope and feud. • Cooks more than kings have made men better. Newspapers find all faults except their own. • Dollars do- minate their owners. Opportunity mikes more men than men make opportunity. • The brain compounds the jie&ling Wm.' the heart administers it. Electricity and Deafness. Some of the newspapees have found[some- thing to wonder at in the fact that an elder- ly lady in a western city, although she had been for some time very deaf, discovered lately, on the occasion of taking her first ride in an electric car, that she could hear distioctlY while riding. The experiment was pried tie& and again, some of her fami- ly adcompenying her for the purpose, and was fond to succeed perfectly. The oomments on the matter go ' to show that the lady's improved hearing is suppos- ed Pe be due in some occult to the adency of the electric forcensed in propelling the car. This is altogether an error. It is a fact well known to many persons afflicted with some forms of deafness, and to their friends, that while they are unable to hear any oral - nary conversation in the quiet of their homes, or in any other comparative silence, they hear very well in a noisy street, in a noted the change. strongly in a atomic duced constant and grew worse and wor it to bad water poieo doctor said it was c Another pronounced it diabetes, still anoth- er a different diagnosis. I kept on doctor- ing,1 but getting no relief. I tried one medicine after anoth r, but it was no use. Grippe attaoked me aud added to my paw, discomfort and weak ees. At last I took to my bed, and it seemed that I was Lever go- ing to get well. No hing o a nourishing nature would remain on my et mach. No drugs seemed to have a counter -acting in- fluence on the disease which was dragging me down to death. My wife ,would, sit at my bedside and nioietci my liwe with diluted spirits, which was all t,bat could be done to relieve me. Besides three local doctors who gave me up, I had doctors from London and Kingston whose skill t believed in and to whom. I paid heavy ees, but without re- ceiving any help, or encouragement.' It is true that a etomach pu p operation afford- ed temporary relief, but yet I felt that my peculiar case needed sofia special and par- ticular compound or remedial agent which I knew not of. But, at last, thank God, I discovered it. I had i been dor eighteen months a. mieerable wre k, unable to work, unable to eat or to, seep properly'. My means were becoming exhausted. My poor wife was worn out in body and ?pixie. Sud- denly the deliverer came! Pink Pills !' Yes air! Pink Pille-God ble s their inventor or discoverer 1 -have resc ed me from the jaws of death and mir culoesly made me what you see me to- ayelmarty, happy, with a splendid appctie, a clear brain, a capacity for work and an ability to sleep sound and refreshing slee -a boon that only a man who has experienced l the terrore of insomnia can rightly appreciate. Bear in mind, my friend, I am rio wild enthusiast over the supposed merita1 of this medicine. I have tested the virtued of Pink Pills and am ready to take oath to gheir efficacy. No one could shake my faith in them ; because what a man has thoroug ;. Childre " Yes. Don't you ?' " Im-meneely ! I could just die when hear Chopin.' "So could I-justwicpired " I'm perfectly deal with delight when I hear him." " So'se " Are yea? I'M so glad. So'm I." " Wankel to some with some ene who ap- preciateihnusic. isn't it ?" "Ye.. Isn't it ?" I'm perfectly in love with Chopin." "Ob, perfectly. Aad I perfectly adore Greig." - "Me too -almost perfeetly worship "Almost --me too. He's sirrhely beau- tifel." "Awfully." It was at this place that the music lover in the Irear seat was carried out to the ambulance, and the conversation was unfor- tunately interrupted. - Chicego News - Record. ' Said in Fun. -A. barrister observed to a learned brother in court that he thought his whim kersivery unprofessional. "You are right," replied his friend; "a lawyer cannot be too bare.faced."-Tit-Bits. -He (a sepeide acquaintance) -e -I leave to- morrow. Miss Summergirl. I leave cm the 9,40 express, which will bear me away from here and you at the rate of forty miles an hour. 'Just think of that! She -Forty miles an hour 1 How nice !-Harper'. Bazar. ---,Wife-John, The Morning Daily states that you got into a_diegraceful -fight at your club last nights Who did you fight with? Husband -I am sure X do notkirnow„ dear. I haven't even seen the Daily yea -Club. --13rigge-I hear you are living down on the New Jersey west. Is it cool down there ? Griggs -Cool! I should say so. Why the mosquitoes all have to wear buf- falo ;bee,--Closit Review. amend - E M PPEkR 111 PUREST 1 STRONGEST, BEST. Containno Alum, Ammonia, Linie, Phosphates, or any manianti E. W. ciLLETT. Toronto. Ont. 411111111118.1.111.111 111.1111011•1111MitSW but it is by nature of rather stiff clay, and from that time till the present I have lput nearly all the sillies from both range and furnace into it. Sometimes I heap them around the trees, which they protect excellently from , the borer and other insects. Sometimes I spread them broadcast over the soil, or use them in the compost heap. Moistened and mixed with ground bone I have found them neeful to sow apon the lawn in early spring. The old notion that coal ashes are en 'rely worthless is certainly wrong. Thouh not poasessing the strong chemical qualities of the wood ash (except so far as wood ashe. are present in them), they do, I am con- vinced, in some measure assist to free the undissolved plant food in the soil. Of , their value as a mechanical agent in lightening heavy soil there can be no doubt, as aI little experience will show any one that the Y pre- vent the heaviest clay from becoming lumpy, and keep it in a condition easily accessible to the tender feeding roots of plante.-New York Tribune. - ommy-Pa, may I ask you a question? Pa -Certainly, my child. Tommy -Well, where is the wind when it doeen't blow ?- Texas Siftings. -" There goos little Mr. Sissy," she mid, as they Strolled down Charles street. " Is. n't hi effeminate in his dress ?" "Do you think so ?" replied` her friend. "Yes, in- deed. Why, he wear* suspenders,high col- lars end sashes just like a real woman !"--t Baltimore News. --iWinks-Minke has been aging very rapidly during the past few months. Jinke .-Ya; he must be building a house, -Tit- bit, me" I am innocent, your honor. Heaven is my witness 1" "I am sorry," returned the sympathetic justice; "but your witness is beyondb the Jurisdiction of the court. !Five years."-Hertier's Bazar. ' -Mother-Mary, go up in the attic and get that photograph of Mrs. Grime= and put it in that new frame on the piano. Mary -1-Vh.y, mother, what do you want to put that homely old thing there for? Mother - She is -coming to visit Us tonnorrow.-Roch. main Dernocrat-Chronicle. • maim en easy and certain cure for conetipation. It is in the 'form of dry roots and leaves, and is known as Lane's Family Medicine. It will curd headache In one night. For thi blood liver and Wool, and for clearing up the eofnplegIon 13 does wonders. Druggists sell it at 500 a package. • How mar COME neon MO—During the green ap- ple season, cramps come Alp011 us like a thief in the night. end remain with us until the nearest physi- cian Weaned in, or the pain is driven away by a dose or two Of PERRY DAV/81 PATE KILLER, the cele- brated cure for all summer compisinte, from simple cramps to the most aggravated forms of cholera morbus or dysentery. No heusehold should be without the Pain Emma, unless there is a drug store next door. Every respectable druggist sells the medicine. Only 25c. New huge size. -.0* • ow A Perfect 'Cook. The Story of a Newly Wedded Pair and a Bathing Suit They had been wedded a week and this sweet -day they were down by the seetwhere the billows beat musically upon the silver sands and fall in rhythmic cadence upon the sentient shore, changing ever, as if it ware a living thing. They had wandered away from the crowd in the earlier morning, but as the hour ap- proached when Neptune holds his reception to the bathers they mingled again with the throng and shyly tried the wetness of the watery. She was so blushing, so timid, and he was so brave, eo daring. He met the waves face to face and breast- ed them, and when «he screamed as a break- er dashed upon him he said to her: "Tut, tut, Mamie, it is nothing. She leaned upon his strong right arm and clung to him fondlyeae he took her out into the briny and boisterous surf, and she was so proud of Mini Strong limbed and lithe and lissom, he was a picture even- in his bathing eiiit and well might Mamie feel that George was a prize package. e Once more they essayed the; billowy depths, and George had made a mighty ef- fort against a waveto prevent himself and his fair bride from standing on their heads before a thousand eyes upon the beaoh. She screamed in merry glee; but when George came up clutching at himself and growing deadly pale she screamed in wild affright. "Oh, George ! George !" she cried. "Sh-shd he hissed through the seething salt water. . She would have screamed for help, but he eaught her. "Keep still, keep still," he whispered hoarsely as a great %VIM engulfed them, and she kept still. " What is it ? oh, George, what is it ?" she moaned as he dragged himself along on the bottom with only hie head visible. - He steadied himself es he best could and looked at her dreamily for a moment. " Mamie," he murmured, do you love inc?" "Oh, George," sheoried, "more than life itself," but she dici.not touch him, for she was fearful, "Well, dear, if you do," he said, "skip across the beach and bring a closed carriage here. I've ripped my bathing suitup the back, and if I move six inches fall out of it !" And Mamie skipped . --Detroit Free press. Coal Ashes. One spring day some years ago I dumped a barrel of coal sidles in a corner of my gar- den. There happened to be a clump of Turner raspberries growing there, which, however, had never before done ,anything worthy of notice. That summer they took new start in life and threw up canes of such s'ze that the following season I gathered uoh good fruit from them. I did not for- ty proved in hhe get the lesson, My garden is & small one, 'CiifOr--- Pitcher's Cast:tea. • Johnny Reasoned From Analogy! "Sister Blanche likes you," said Johnny Squildig to Mr. Dinwiddle as the latter waited in the parlor for his adored one. "Indeed !" replied Dinwiddle, much gratified. "Here's a quarter for you. Johnny." The boy placed the coin in his pocket, and the young man asked. What did she say about me, Johnny ?" "Well, I heard her say you were very fresh, and I know she likes fresh things, because Ike scolded the cook ad/fully this morning because -her eggs at, breakfast weren't fresh." When Miss Squildig reached the parlor Mr. Dinwiddie was not there. -Pittsburg Chronicle.- APERFECT cook never presents us with indi- gestible food. There are few perfect cooks and consequently indigestion is very prevalent. You Call eat what you like and as much as you want after you use Burdock Blood Bitters, the natural specifie for indigestion or dyspepsia in any form. -Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's Sanitery Lotion. Sold by J.S.Roberts. 1237 -me The Four Cardinal Points. rilHE four cardinal points of health are the stone - *eh, liver, bowels and blood. Wrong action in any of these produces disease. Burdock Blood Bit- ters acts upon the four cardinal points of health at one and the same thne, to regulate, strengthen and purify, thus dreserving heath and removing climate. .1110 Coughing leads to coffin unless stopped by Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup. The best cure for Coughs, Colds and.Lung Troubles, ° -First lady-" I saw your husband meet YOU on Fulton street yesterday,and I noticed that he removed his hat while epeaking with you. I admired him for it. Very few men do that," Second lady-" I remember; I told him in the morning to have his hair cut, and he was showing me that he had obeyed." The Children's. Friend. GEMTLEMEN,—Last summer our ehildrin were very bod with summer complaint, and the only remedy that did'thent any good was Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry. We used twelve bottles during the warm weather and would not be without it at five times the cost. JAS. HEALEY, Nen Edinburgh, Ont. A sure and pleasant Tonle and invigorating appe- tizer-Milburn's Aromatic Quinine Wine. . The Worst Form. DEAR Ehas,—About three years ago I was troubled with dyspepsia in its worst form, neither food nor medicine would stay on my stoxnaeb, and It seemed impossible to get relief. Finally I took one bottle of B. and one box of Burdock rub, and they cured me completely. -English Spavin Liniment removes all hard, soft or calloused Lumps and Blemishes from horses, Blood Spavin, Curbs, Splints, Ring Bone, Sweeney, Stifles, Sprains, Sore and Swollen Throat, Cough's, etc. Save $50 by use of one bottle. 'Warranted the most wonderful Blemish Cure ever known. Sold by J.S. Roberts. 1237.52 MU. S. B. &urn, Emsdale, Ont. • Fretful crying children ehould be given Dr. Low's Worm Syrup. It regulates the system and removes worms. —4111t4Polt You would not have had that throbbing headache had you taken a•Burdock Pill'last The Best Blood Builder. Mrs. H. Leboeuf, Muskegon, Michigan, writes: "I have used your Pink Pills and am convinoed they have no equal as a blood builder." Of all druggists or by mail mi receipt of 50e, a box or $2.50 for 6 boxes. Dr. Williams Med. Co., Brookville, Ont., and Schenectady, N. Y. Beware of imita- tions. Diarrhoea and Vomiting. GENTLEMEN,—About •five weeks ago I was taken with a very severe attack of diarrhoea and voiniting,1 The pain vim almost unbearable and T, thought I could not live till morning, but after I had takenthe third dose of Rowler's Wild Strawberry the vomiting ceased, and after the sixth dote the diarrhoea stop ped, and I have not had the least 'symptore, of it since. IVIES. ALICE HOPKINS, * Hamilton, Ont. Baby was Sick. DEAR SM8,—My baby was very sick with diarrhoea and everything we tried failed. But on trying D. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry we found It gave prompt relief and very soon cured him emit- pletely. Mas. Join; CLARK, Bloomfield, Ont. J. VAN BUSKIRK, Bear River, N. S.: I have great pleasure in testifying to the good effect which I have experieueed from the use of K. D. C. I have suffered from dys- pepsia in its worst form for ever5 tweeter years. Have tried a outhber oft patent med- icines without effect after which I com- menced to take K. D. C. and am happy to state that 1 am almost perfectly well. I hope that your great remedy may become univerially known." No good blood is made by the Dripeptie. K. D. 0. makes good blood by restoring the stomach to healthy action. Ask your druggist for it. Palpitation is one form of indigeetion. L D. C. cures indigestion. Free sample to any addrees. K. D. C. Company, New Glasgow, Nova Scotia. Don't physic and physic to cure indigestion. K. the stomach without weakening and destroying the D. C. is not aphysie. It c leanses and strengthens tissue& Try K. D. C. A sample package of the Wonder-working K. Th C. mailed to any address. K. D. C. Company, NE.w Glasgow, Nova Scotia. Syrup of Figs, Produced from the laxative and nutritious juice of California figs, combined with the medicinal virtues of plants known to be most beneficial to the human system, acts gently on the kidneys, liVer and bowels, effectually cleansing the system, dispelling aolds and headaches, and miring habitual constipation. News About Town. It is the current report about town that ,lienip'e Balsam for the Throat and Lungs is making seme re- markable cures'with people who are troubled with Coughs,. Sore Throat, Asthma, Bronchitis and Con- sumption. Any druggist will give you a trial bottle free of cost. It is guaranteed to relieve and cure. The Large Bottles are 50c. and $1. Oh, What a Cough! Will you heed the warn. ing. The signal perhaps of the sure approach of that more terrible disease Con- sumption. Ask yourselves if you can afford for the sake of saving 50c„ to run the risk and do nothing for it. We know !rem experience that Shiloh's Cure will cure your cough. It never fails. 1259-52 • -41017AIII.Noevites, April 4th, 1892. DR. L. A. SMITH & CO.: DEAR S1R8,—Anti-Dandruff is evidently giving sat- isfaction. I have sold about half of the gross I bought from you on the 23rd of January last. I use it in my own family und like it well. Can recom- mend it to all who are troubled with dandruff. Yours truly, TII0S. STEVENSON. A Cure for Constipation and Headache. Dr. Silas Lane while in the Rocky Mountains, dis- covered a root Viet when combined with other herbs, When Baby was sick, we gave her Casteria. When the was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Kiss, site citing to Castoria. When site bad children, she gave them Castorks. FARMERS, ATTENTION!' All patties requiring Farm Machin- ery, Implements and pair8. would do well,to call at Hugh Grieve's Wareroom - -OPPOSITE— John Dorsey's Blacksmith hop Before purchasing elsewhere, as he keeps repairs for the Massey -Harris, Patterson, Wisner, Gaudy, Mason and Coleman machinery and implements, and he is also agent for the Bain wagon, Massey -Harris binder aid mower, drills, rakes, &c; the Coleman roller and a full stock of Plows con- stantly on hand. HUGH GRIEVE, Seaforth. GODERIOH Steam' Boiler Works, (ESTABLISHED 1880,) _ A. S. OHRYSTAL, nucceseor to Chrystal & Black, Manufacturers of all kinds of Stationary Marine, Upright & Tubular BOILERS._ Salt Pans, Smoke Stacks, Sheet hot Works, eto., eto. 11•1•111m=m110. Alm dealers in Upright and Horizontal Slide Valve. Engines. Automatic Cut -Off Engines a specialty. Ail sizes 0 pipe and pipcofitting voristantly on hand. Eetintates furnished on short notice. Works—Opposite 0. T. R. Station, Goderiche Uric acid in the blood is the cause of nearly all dis- ease, it visits every part of the body and is liable to fasten disease on any organthe duty of the kidneys teto extract wastes from the blood; a cold will stop this action, a pain in the back follows, and unless re- lief is obtained, permanent inability of the kidneys to perform their functions follows, which may ter. minate in liver complaint, dyspepsia, blood disease, dropsy, diabetes er Bright's disease. Dodd's KidneY • Pills assist the kidneys to natural work, and cure all complaints and results arising from the sante. -nia• Drunkenness -Liquor Habit -In all the World there is but one Haines' Golden Specific. It eat be given in a cup of tea or coffee without the knowledge of the person taking it, effecting a speedy and permanent cute, whether the patient is a moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck. Thomsen& of drunkards have been cured who have taken the Golden Specific in their coffee without their know. ledge, and to -day believe they quit drinking of their own free will. No harmful effect results from their administration. Cures guaranteed, Send for eir, miler for full particulars. Address in confidence, Gantt Sem= Co., 186 Race Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. 1280,62 IrNTops\,st ("FLUID Indigestion, Dyspepsia and Sour Stomach are caused by _the food fermenting. The result of fer- mentation on all organtic matter must be acid. This decomposes the food (which should be digested) and from decomposition svolves gases that produce pressure on the nerves, disorganizing the system, and produc- ing various symptoms of disease. The "Curative Fluid" purifies the stomach, promotes digestion and assimilation of food, thereby erea.ting a healthy current of blood. For sale by all Drugged*, 600, and $1. frelLER P wiCr) STIRA COL /C C HOLERA CHOLERA— MORBUS DIARRHOEA DYSENTER 52:14:14DINCo°vAlIoLutrs Price 3.,5c75 BEW-ARE oF tmirArioNs The McKillop Mutual Fire Insurance Company. .FARM AND ISOLATED TOWN PROPERTY ONLY INSURED. orrithtea—. D. Ross, President, Clinton "P. 0;* J. Shannon, Secy-Trean., Seaforth P. 0.; Join Hannah, Manager, Seafeeth 1'. On.mierou; Jas. Broadtootg Seaforth; Alex. Gardiner, Lead - bury, Gabriel Montt. Clinton ; Geo. Watt, Harlook ; , Joseph Evanl, Beechwoo:11070; M. Murdle. *forth Thos. Garbutt, Clinton rnos.'Neilans, Oarlock ; Robt. McMillan, Seaforth S. Carnochan, Sea,forth. John oedultivan and Geo Murdie, Auditors. Parties desirous, to effect Insuranceu or tran. saot other business will be promptly attended to on apvileation to any of the above officers, addremed to their respective post-officee. THIS PREPARATION Acts directly on the stomach And promotes the healthy action of the liver, WITHOUT PURGING. For Sale by All Druggists. Ad Wholesale by LONDON DEW! 'Company Loudon, Ontario. -1 CURE FIT -S -v. 'Men 1 soy I cure I do not tnean Inefely to stop them for a time and theu have them return wan. 1 mean a radical cure. I bare made the disease of FITS, EPILEP. SY or FALLING SICSNEStfla life.loug study 1',masa my remedy to cure the worsqns—es. Because -others have failed is no reason for riot now teething a cure, Send at once for a treatise; and a Fret Bottle of my Infallible remeity. else EXPBOS and POST.OFFICE. H, G. RgOT, M. C.4_186 ADELAIDE ST WEST, TORONTO, UHT. John S. Porter's Undertaking and Futni. ture Emporium, SEAFORTH, - ONTARIO. OUTSIDE OF THE 001113INATION., Funersliefurnished on the shortest notice and satisfaction gut unteed. A large assort- ment of Casketa, Coffins and Shrouds ko. always on 'mid of the best quality. The boil of Embalming Fluid and free of nbarge and prices the lowest. Pine Hawse. fi. T. HOLMES, Funeral DirectorResi- dence GODERICH STREET, directly op- ite the Methodist church in the house) orraerly occupied by Dr. Scott. AUSMOSMIIIMMIN SHILOH'S CONSUMPTION CURE. This GREAT COUGH CURE, this sm. c.essful CONSUMPTION CURE, is without a parallel in the history of medicine,. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos- itive guarantee, g test that no other cure cart, successfully stand. If you have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will cure you. If your child has the Croup or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, and relief is sure. If you dread that insidious disease CONSUMPTION, donVail to use it, it will cure you or cost nothing. Ask your Drug- gist for SHILOH'S CURE, Prime:0 cis., -so cts. and $4.00. THE FARMERS' Banking - House, OXVIMEL. (In connection with the Bank of )ontreal.) LOGAN & 00.p BANKERS AND FINA.NOIAL AGENT REMOVED To the Commercial Hotel Building, Main Arad A General Banking Bustnese done, drafts issue and embed. Interest allowed on deposits. MONEY 70 LEND On good notes or mortgagee. ROBERT LOGAN, MANAGER 1058 ,