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THE HURON EXPOSITOR.
JULY 22, 1892
THE CRUISE OF A WAGON -CAMP.
IN THREE PARTS.
PART 1.
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"What is it ?" was the question of nearly
every one whom we met on the road. If
they did not speak it, they looked it. Some-
times we heard one say to another, "What,
for mercy's sake, is that thing, I wonder ?"
Many supposed our vehicle carried a show
orsome kind, and sometimes boys shouted:
" Is it a boa -constrictor or a fat woman ?"
To satisfy the general curiosity we soon
nailed this sign over the door:
A WAGON CAMP.
"How far are ye travelling ?" then be-
came the usual query of curious persons.
So we added another board to the sign, and
completed this inscription:
A WAGON CAMP.
ON A CRUISE TO THE ALkTNE LAKES,
DIXVILLE NOTCH AND THE WRITE MOUNTAINS
VII THE GLEN, MT. WASHINGTON',
THE CRAWFORD NOTCH AND LOVELL PONT.
ALL ABOARD!
This was greeted by hand -clapping _from
nearly all the tally -ho coaches that we -met
among the White Mountains. While the
bugler of the gay four -horsed or sixe_horeed
equipage invariably discoursed lively straine
that woke the hills to echoes, the other
occupants ef the coach often pelted us ex-
uberantly with euperfluous oranges and
cookies from their lunch basket. " Posy"
never failed to repay this sort of salute with
interest, Posy is a base -ball pitcher, and
tsnose coaching men caught a tarter when
they assailed him,
One, day when a party of seven jolly
coachera had opened on us with orangee,
Posy unmasked a battery of cold boiled
potatoes that he had been saving for several
days. Though disadvantaged by the pret-
ence of two young ladies on the coach,
whom Posy would not have cold-potatoed
for the world, our champion's fire was not
ineffective. He landed so cleverly on the
orange -throwers that the ladies cheered
him, whereat we took off our caps and
"hoorayed" for them as their driver rattled
away out of range.
More serious adventures befell us on
this trip, but the relating of them can
wait till I tell how and why we set off with
such a rig.
The jaunt was not premeditated. When
my classmate " Posy," or Hamilton C.
Posen, and I went to spend the summer at
his uncle I3icknell's place in Cumberland
County, Maine, we expected to have no
more fun than we eould get about the farm,
berrying, flailing in the trout -brooks, riding
about with "Cousin Sam," or in helping
occasionally with the farm work.
But the idea of loafing about • there for
five or six weeks soon ceased to be attract-
ive, and we longed for something new under
the sun. We might have gone yachting, or
touring in the mountains but for one thing
-we hadn't the money! Our parents do
not see fit to supply us with much main
indeed, our school expenses are nearly as
much as they feel able to pay on our ac-
count, and we think twenty-five or thirty
dollars apiece a liberal allowance for our
vacatiens.
How to make such a sum yield us the
greatest amount of amusement is the pro-
blem of our bolidaye.
This wagon -camp was one of the solu-
tions. To as it was an original device when
Posy proposed it.
"But,,"said 1, "It will cost twenty-five
or thirty dollars to rig up a wagon -camp."
"It won't cost five dollars," said Posy, in
his emphatic manner.
"It won't cost two," said Cousin Sam.
In fact, it cost us adollar and fifty-eight
(Ante !
It cost Uncle Henry Bicknell- nothing,
though he lent us the one-horse hay cart on
which we built the camp, as well as the old
black farm horse that hauled it. These
we returned in as good condition as they
were when we borrowed them, except that
the horse's appearrnce suffered, as will be
related in due course.
We paid nothing for the spruce edgings
of which the camp part is built, for the
owner of the neighboring saw -mill said he
was glad to be rid of the stuff. At his place
we ale° picked up some refuee boards and
light joists of no market value. We
bought nothing, in fact, but six pounds of
wire nails.
The cart -body consists of a \ frame and
floor fourteen feet long by four wide. On
this as a foundation we built the camp of
the light, dry, thin spruce edgings with the
bark side out. With much care we made
the roof weather tight. Two panes of glass
were set in the walls, and a light door was -
hung at the rear, where a step was attach-
ed. In front a wide, high driver's seat
was ereeted, nearly on a level with the roof.
In the forward end of the " camp " we
placed te bed of boughs and blankets, and
farther back three stools, a broad shelf -
table and a little oil stove. Still there was
room for a box of provisions, a beg of oats,
and brackets for guile and fishing rods.
In addition to the supplies which the
Bicknells gave us at starting, we bought
things from the country people. A bucket
of milk and a pound of butter, with a loaf
of bread, could be purchased cheaply at al -
moat any farm -house.
Our expenses were scarcely three dollars
apiece per week. This is probably the
cheapeet-White 1Wountaia driving tour on
record; but we believe we had as much fun
as the festive party who spent ten thousand
dellara that eeaeon going over the same
region in a tally -ho coach.
Our rustic eellicle looked so heavy that
people sometimes said, "That's too great is
load for one horse !" But appearances were
deceitful. Wheels, body, camp and all
weighed but a few pounds over nine hun-
dred.
Our old black "Bill "was a heavy strong
horse-. He made nothing of the load, and
we adwr 'reed off at the hills.
Wher J stopped for the night, Sam
would I di him in eorne grassy place for
two or .ree hours before giving him two
quart t oats. Old Bill actually waxed fat
durie the trip. We carried a blanket
with .doich we covered the horse on wet
nig 6 .
A wagon -camp has some advantages over
a tent. Its occupants sleep high above the
damp ground; its roof is water -tight, and
it obviates the labor of pitching and striking
a tent at eaoh camping -place, and of packing
up all the camp gear.
We set off without experience in wagon -
camping. We had our" road manners to
learn. A wagon -camp has the same rights
on the highway as any other vehicle; still,
as its appearance is somewhat unusual, the
owners should be particularly courteous to
those whom they meet.
On our first day out we met a man on a
skittish horse. The animal shied at the
national flag which we were flying from a
short pole on our roof. Then the rider ad-
dressed us in unparliamentary language aud
even threatened us with personal violence.
After we had asserted our right to fly the
American flag, and had invited hVfn to
"come-on," he most inconsistently went off,
still. imprecating.
On thinking the affair over, we concluded
to haul down the flag thereafter when we
saw apparently high-spirited horses ap-
proaching. The patriotism that frightens
a fellow -citizen's horse is rether too much
of a good thing.
During our first ,fay we traversed the
towne of fla.rriston„ Norway and Greenwood,
passed several small lakes, and camped for
the night in the wild Shadagee district near
an old saw -mill by a pond. where we caught
enough pickerel for eupper.
Mo.quitoee were numerous here, and a
heavy shower of rain fell, so that we were
cempelled to keep ciose in our cemp
Children Cry fov
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We have selected two or
Croup. three lines from letters
freshly received from pa-
rents who have given German Syrup
to their children in the emergencies ,
of Croup. You will credit these,,
because they come from good, sub,-
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what so many families lack -a med-
icine containing no evil drug, which
mother can administer with con-
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that it will carry them through.
ED. L. WILLITS, of Mrs. JAS.W. KIR,
Alma, Neb. I give it Daughters' College,
to my children when Harrodsburg, Ky. I
troubled with Croup have depended upon
and never saw any it in attacks of Croup
preparation act like with my little daugh-
it:- It is simply mi- ter, and find it an in.
raculons. valuable remedy.
Fully one-half of our customers
are mothers who use Boschee's Ger-
Syrup among their children.
A medicine to be successful with the
little folks must be a treatment for
the sudden and terrible foes of child-
hood, whooping cough, croup,*diph-
theria and the dangerous inflatnma-
tions of delicate throats and lungs. 0
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throughout the evening. Old Bill, blanket-
ed, was tied up to the wheel at about eight
o'clock. We slept comfortably, and took
the road again next morning at seven.
For about three miles our route led along
the foot of a wooded mountain, past two
large ponds. We crossed the line of the
Grand Trunk Railway at Look's Station,
and from this place found a better read to
the pretty village of Bethel, in the valley of
the Androscoggin River, which we cross-
ed by a long bridge.
Thence the road lay down the west bank
of the river, crossing first Sunday River, a
small tributary of the Androscoggin, then
Bear River, and turning northwesterly up
the valley of this stream into the town of,
Newry.
On this hilly route we made our way
slowly for three hours or more in view of
Bear River White Cap, a lofty mountain to
northward, till we came to "Screw Auger
Falls."
We camped -a little farther on, not far
from a endow, water -worn excavation in
the ledges, known locally as the "Jail."
The river, hers little more than a brook, has
worn deep, tortuous passages where the
stream makes the twists and turns which
make the name Screw Auger Falls seem
highly appropriate.
The high, craggy mountains; converge at
this point, and reduce the valley to a gorge,
called "Grafton Notch."
It was a lovely place to camp; and the
evening was delightful. As the unfenced
land along the roadside appeared to be
"common," we drew our wagon -camp to
the top of a little cleared hill near the high-
way, and made ourselves at home.
Old Bill was hobbled out to feed; Posy
went to fish below the falls; and Sam kindi-
& little camp -fire. Coffee and toast were
made, and potatoes baked.
Posy caught two trout which weighed half
a pound apiece, and which were so tooth-
some that we longed tenderly for more.
I had gone up the brook to fish among
the falls but got nothing except a quart of
fine raspberries above the " This is
an irregular cavity in the rock, water -worn
to a depth of about twenty feet in ages
long past, and now much broken and
fissured.
After exploring it thoroughly I returned
with my raspberries to camp.
" Well now, fellows, isn't this glorious ?"
cried Posey, lying back at full stretch on the
dry ground of the knoll, in the fading twi-
light. " Who would want to be cooped up
at a hotel when one can travel like this and
do just as he plea.es ?"
No dew was falling. Not a breath of wind
stirred the trees. The murmur of the brook
through the ledges, and the guttural
" peark " of nighthawks overhead were the
only sounds that now disturbed the evening's
quiet.
There we had Lein talking and enjoying
the freshness and peace for half an hour,w hen
a low rumble came to our ears, though the
sky was still clear.
ee," They say this ii a tremendous place for
thunder -showers' '" said Sam. " We may get
a erv.cker here before morning -the day's
been so hot."
" Well, let it shower. It will be all the
fresher to -morrow. We shall be all right in-
side our camp," said Posey.
"1 guess I'd better give Old Bill his oats
before the storm comes on," said Sam.
We were sitting by, listening to the old
fellow as he munched them, when two youog
men and a woman came along the toed be-
low the knoll, talking very earnestly, not to
say loudly. They stopped short when they
diecerned the glow of our embers, and
the lofty outline of our camp on the high
ground.
"Hullo there !" one called out.
"Hullo !" replied Sam.
" When did ye build that house up there?"
the man demanded.
"Some days ago," replied Posey. " It's
a house on wheels."
They went on and we supposed that they
had gone their ways. But after a few min-
utes one Of the men returned.
"Ain't you a little cheeky to plank yer
camp down here on land that don't belong
to ye ?" said he in a quarrelsome tone.
'Cheeky," cried Posey. "No. We
thought the land was common. At any rate
we're doing no herrn, we shall go on in the
morning."
"You're trespassing, and I want ye to
understand that ye can't plank yerselves
down just where ye please on this place."
" Well, what is it that you want ?" asked
Posey.
"1 want ye to settle for trespass," said
the fellow.
"He is trying te strike ut, for a little
money," muttered Sam. "How much will
it take to settle it ?" he asked aloud.
"Couple of dollars -if ye pay withoue fur-
ther trouble."
"Now, look here, sir,"; eaid Posey. "Are
you the owner of this land ?"
"You'll find mitt about that before you
are much older," exclaimed the feflovr,
angrily.
"A11 right," said Posey. " If we've done
any damage we will settle for it with
the proprietor. But we shan't pay you a
ceet till we know more about yon."
"1 guess you're beat,'" said Sam. " I
don't believe you own any land here."
"You'll soon find out who I am," said the
fellow in a passion. You'll hear from me
again before morning."
"All right," returned Possy. "We're
ready to hear all about you now. But I guess
you wouldn't like to tell."
As the man went away vaporing,we hard-
ly knew what to think.
" Maybe some chap who lives about
here," said Sam. "But he's not the real
proprietor or he would have said so. He
thought that he could scare us into paying
him two dollars."
" Suppese he will corne back to -night ?" I
queried.
"1 don't believe he will," said
"Money was all he was after."
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Pitcher's Castoria.
Sam.
; Posey agreed to keep awake till eleven or
'twelve, in case the fellow should return to
do us an injury, so SAM and 1 turned in.
Shortly after eleven, Posey says, a thuoder-
storm arose. I dimly remember being rous-
ed from sleep for a moment by thunder and
lightning. Posey then fastened Old Bill's
rope halter fast inside the camp -wagon,
came in out of the wet, and soon fell fast
asleep himself.
Two or three hours must have passed be-
fore I yvaked, uith a sense that the camp
was in motion. In trying to jump up from
the bunk, I pitched heels over head into the
rear end. The wagon was running violently
down -hill.
Saw shouted and came tumbling over me.
Just then the cart veered around sideways,
then started again.
I could hear Old Bill snorting after it.
Posey now tumbled against nie, and Sam
yelled, "Whoa !" from some mistaken idea
that the horse was the hauler ineteacrof the
hauled,
I triad to find thedoor to get out, but fell
over the oil -stove, and plunged headlong
among the camp -stools. Everything inside
the camp appeared to be flying around my
head; guns, fishing -rods, tinware, blankets,
boughs, oat -bag and provision box,
"Good gracious 1" Poaey cried. "Where
are we going to ?"
Next moment, with a jolt and a crash, the
wagon -camp tipped down on Ono side, and
came to a standstill.
"We've got there !" exclaimed Posey.
"Is anybody killed ?"
None of us was injured; but it was some
minutes before we could force open the door,
which stuck fast in its light frame. We
then got out to find day jut ImAldng ad
our camp in the ditch beside the road at the
foot of the knell,
"Here's h pretty go," said Sam. "1
trigged those wheels carefully with two
pieces of log the last thing before I got in
the bunk."
Our eyes now fell on Old Bill. His tail
had been trimmed nearly bare of hair, and
his mane was notched as with a hurrying
pair of shears. The hair lay on the ground
at the top of the kuoll.
_ At firat we had been inclined to think
the horse might have loosened the trigs from
under the hind wheels, but we soon found
that the pieces of log had been carried away
and dropped half -way down the other side
of the kuoll.
Some evil -disposed person had played a
trick on us. Presumably, it was the fellow
who had tried to get money out of us the
previous evening. It was perhaps as well
'that he did not come about again, for we
were not in an amiable mood.
The camp was racked out of shape; but
the cart itself was not injured. It required
an hour's work with hammer, nails and
camp -axe to make ready to take the roltd
again.
" We've got something to learn from this
experience," said Sam, after we had cooled
down. "The correct thing to do is to get a
chain and a padlock and lock our wheels to-
gether at night. Then no rogue can send
us kiting down hill again."
"1 guees, boys," said Posey, "that an-
other correct thing would be to get permis-
sion of the owner when we camp on land
outside the road limits. It will save trouble
and it is only the square thiug to do."
We purchased a bit of chain and an old
padlock at a blacksmith's shop, during the
forenoon, as we went on through- the town
of Grafton toward Umbagog Lake; and
thereafter Sam always locked the wheels to-
gether at night.
PART II.
Looking northward from the top of Upton
Hill, we saw the long, bright expanse of
Umbagog Lake shortly before noon. Turn-
ing away to the left toward Errol Dam, we
stopped for two hours on the southwest shore
of Umbagog to fish for pickerel, with frogs
for bait.
Posey had the luck, as usual, and caught
five while Sam took two and I one.
We camped that afternooa tinder a large
maple about fifty rods from a farm house, to
which Posey went for milk, bread, and per-
mission to camp and kindle a fire. Here he
was told of a trout brook four miles away.
It was but two o'clock in the afternoon, and
after a hasty lunch of bread and milk we sot
off for the brook, leaving Old Bill hitched
out to feed.
When we reached the brook it was near
five o'clock. We bad therefore but an hour
or an hour and a half to fish, if we were to
return through the woods before nightfall.
Posey had dug up a little tin -can full of
angle -worms in the farm -yard. With these
we baited- our hooks and dropped them into
the firet pool. In a moment Posey threw
out is pretty trout of nearly half is pound
weight. Sam and I hooked smaller ones im•
mediately. There was good sport thereafter,
and we went along the brook for is mile or
more, from pool to pool.
The banks were somewhat bushy, but it
is a beautiful, clear, pebbly brook, indeed
almost a small river. If Pcsey understood
the farmer correctly, the name of it is the
Mcllywickywock. When we compared our
baskets after fiehing until half -past six,Poeey
counted out 31 speckled trout, Sam 24 and I
18. None were large, but we had u. fair lot.
We then hurried to retrace our way through
the woods.
Twilight fell about the trail, and it be-
came so difficult to follow that we went
astray frequently. As we stood peeping
right and left at one " blind " place, several
animals rapidly rushed across the path
ahead of us. From the noise in the under-
brush they seemed as large as cattle or horses.
Though we could not see them we had little
doubt they were bears.
It was eight o'clock when we came out of
the woods near the farm -house, glad to es-
cape from the shadow of the soft -growth
evergreens, where it was difficult to avoid
the sharp, dead lower branches. As the
farmer had directed us to the fishing -
ground, we gave him 20 of our fish. There•
upon his good wife kindly offered to fry
some of our trout for our supper.
We had scarcely more than time to 2o to
our wagon -camp, kindle a fire and toast
bread when she sent out her girl with the
fish, nicely browned and hots Hungry as we
were these trout had a flavor that I shall
never, perhaps, find in fish again.
By taking the proper course at the outset,
we had got on each good terms with this
family that our stay was particularly pleas-
ant. The people furnished us with two
loaves of bread next morning, and objected
to taking pay; but we insisted on paying
for all supplies that we had received. For
their kindness we could make no return but
thanks and gratitude.
Setting off at about eight o'clock the next
forenoon, we drove to Errol and crossed the
Androscoggin on a strong bridge near where
the river flows from the lakes. Thence our
read ran northerly up the valley of Clear
Stream -a large brook much like the 'NI olly-
wickywock.
It is probably over.fished,for we had little
success in angling there. The land through-
out the lower part of the valley is mcstly
clemed, and there are numerous farm -houses.
Near oue of these, situated on the banks of
the stream, we saw two tame minks.
Large ripe blueberries abounded along
the roa:dside and in the pastures. We
gathered five or six quarts as Old Bill plod-
ded on. So late is the haying season here
that we met several haying partiee with
loq‘y rack -loads of fodder.
hat afternoon we reached the foot of
Dixville notch, and drove aside to aome large
and widespread birohes a few rods below
where the road turns to the left to enter
the gorge. After ascartainiug that there
I were no habitations nearer than the hotel at
the upper end of the Notch, we decided that
our liberty to camp here was not likely to
be diiputed. The place, moreover, appear -
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and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. It b a harmless substitute
for Paregoric, Drops, Sooihins. Syrups, and Castor 01./.
It is Pleasa,nt. Its guarainteo 13 thirty years' use by
Millions of Mothers. Casteria destroys Worms and allays
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teething troubles, cures constipation and flatillency.
Castoria assimilates the !food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, gi this- healthy and natural sleep. Casia
toria is the Children's Panacea -the Mother's Friend.
Castoria.
"Castorla is r.n excellent medicine for chil-
dren. Mothers bevel repeateely told fele of its
good effect upon their children."
Dn. G. C. Os000re
Lowell, Mane.
"CastoriaL3 tho best remedy for children of
whin I nen acquainted. I hope the clay is .not
far distant 'hen mothers will consider the real
interest of their children, and use Castoria in-
estead of the variousquack nostrums vv hich are
destroying their fiaved ones, by forcingopium
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents down their throats, thereby seeding -
them to premature graves."
Da. J. F. Rnereneeoz,
Conway, Ar
Castoria.
" Ceatoria i3 SO Wr-11 relented to c?:11)1ren that
I recommend it 1:se:fa:crier toteuy prescription
knowu to me."
IT. A. Aucrien, M. D.,
Ill Co. Of -d St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
"(Thr physic4..an3 iu Cho -eltildree's &Tart-
ment spoaen highly of their experi-
ence in their outside practice with Castoria,
reel although • we only ho.vo aefenn Ger
medical eupplies whet 13 l_nown its reaufee
produe:s, yct wo C13 f) to con ftese that. the
merits of Castoria 1iue. v:on et', co look? w
favoe upee. it."
UNITZD ,e,ND DISPE:CARY,
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The- Centaur Company, 71 ,Murray Street, Nour (151ty.
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ed to have been a public camping -ground in
the past.
From the left came an attractive roar of
falling waters.: Following a path in that
direction, Posey and I came to a pretty little
cataract called "The Flume," where the
brook tumbles down rugged ledges into a
deep, cold pool. It had the look and small
of a trout pool, but we had no success in
fishing it.
As it was still early, we all walked up
through the gorge, which is nearly a mile
long, and traversed by a passably good road,
Mountains on either hand rise precipitously
to the height of a thousand feet, and leen
over the narrow pass in craggy, jagged peaks
known as "needles."
Three of these on the south side of the
Notch have a peculiarly wild effect. Steep
as they appear, they can be climbed, and up
we went in about twenty minutes, to behold
a wide and grand view from the summit.
Lake Umbagog lies to the southeast, Con-
necticut lake to the north ; to the west the
Connecticut Valley. Forest -clad mountains
tower on all sides, and the whole effect is
grim.
The_blueberries up there were as large as
cranberries, and of a spicy flavor such as
we had never tasted elsewhere. We gath-
ered several quarts of them, tied them up
in our handkerchiefs, and took them down
to our camp. Then we supped on these
and half a dozen of the largest of oor
trout left over from tbo yeaterday'e catch
in the Mollywickywook.
Darkness had fallen before we finished
the meal. After giving Old Bill his evee-
ing oats, locking our wheels together and
making all snug for the night, we turned
in and soon fell asleep.
The cool night air at the foot of this
great gateway in the mountains lulled us
well after a hotand fatiguing day.
I knew it must be late when the faiat
rattle of a wagon waked me after a long
nap. The waning moon did not rise till
nearly twelve o'clock that night, and, I
could see that it was shining in at one
of the glass panes of our camp.
Soon the unknown vehicle stopped out on
the road and in a few moments I heard
low voices in consultation. It seemed queer
that people should be abroad on this little
frequented road at such an hour, convers-
ing in suppressed pones. I got up and
quietly peeped out.
Our camp was in the ahadow of the birches
and Old Bill had now lain down near the
forward wheel. We were nearly a hundred
yards from the highway, and not likely to
be noticed by passers-by; but I could see
on the moonlit toed it wagon which had
evidently come down through the North
from the direction of Canada.
The two men in it appeared to confer to-
gether earnestly for awhile. Then for ten
or fifteen minutes they spoke but little.
I wrapped a blanket about me, and sat
on a camps -stool watching them, for their
movements excited my curiosity. Were
they waiting for something or somebody?
At last they drove toward the Clear
Streern meadows, and I crept back to the
bunk; but before I fell asleep I heard the
rattle of a wagon again. It stopped in the
road, and again my curiosity prompted rise
to get ep and peep out.
The same wagon and men had returned.
After consulting a few moments, they gpt
down and lifted out several bulky and evi-
dently heavy objeets, and carried them oat
across the clearing toward a little grave-
yard. Each man made two trips. Then,
after scuffling the sand over their track,
they, &ova away up through the Notch, in
the direction they had first appeared.
(CONCLUSION NEXT WEEK.)
Some Old Stories of Paddy.
Our grandfathers used to laugh over the
wit of Paddy quite as much as we do to -day,
and lam not at all sure that in the olden
time Paddy was not much brighter than his
descendants are now. In looking over an
old volume of curious anecdotes, published
quite fifty years ago, which has been lying
on my shelf for many a day, I find quite a
number of evidences that our ancestors had
a deal of fun provided for them at Paddy's
expense, and of very rare quality, too.
One of these stories is . told of the Irish
servant of a naval commander who had the
misfortune one day to let a teakettle fail
overboard. In fear and trembling he ruahed
to his master, and cried out to him :
" Plaze, yer honor, can anything be said
to be losht whin ye know where it is 7"
"Certainly not," replied the officer.
" Why ?"
" Why;thiu. yer honor, ye may tink the
taykettle is losht, but it ain't sorr. I know
where it is, sorr. It's at the bottom of the
ocean, sorr."
It would certainly be difficult to find fella
with one wbo made such a beautiful bull as
that just because he had lost so insignifican't
an article as a teakettle.
Another anecdote teaches in mirthful
guise a lesson our boys and gir18 cannot
afford to leave unlearned, which is, that
true politeness always pays. The story ,
states that an Irish officer in the midst of 'al
hot battle happening to indulge in thP
courtesy of a bow to some one on the fieldl, Goderich, August
I a cannon ball paesed direetly over his hod
j and took off that of the soldier immediately
behind him. The bow alone saved his life,
which he had the wit to see, apparently, for
turning to it soldier near him, he observed :
"You see, my mao, it fellow never lopes
anything by politeness."
An Irish judge who was much annoyed
by lond conversation in the court room
oried out.
'Silence ! •Keep silence in the court.
Here I have decided a dozen cases this
morning without hearing what one of 'em
was about."
In General Moore's command was an Irish
soldier who, ba.ving been asked if the Hol-
landers were it hospitable people, immedi-
ately replied, "They are that. Too much
so. Oi was in the hoshpital all the toirne
oi was there."
This criticism is quite on it par with that
of the Englishman wbo objected to the
French because he said the stupid _idiots
couldn't understand their own language
when he spoke it to them.
ILLETTs
PURE
POWDERED
PUREST, STRONCEST, BEST.
Ready for lige in any quantity. For making Soft%
Softening Water, Disinf ecting, and a hundred other
uses. A can equals 20 pounds Sal bode.
Sold by All Grocers and Druggists.
30..W,.K3irrial..30"1"1"„ Zicra-corrtogs.
Wellington,
QOING NORTH-.
Ethel
Brussels
Blnevale
Wingham,.
Goma SOUTH-
WIngham
Bluevale
Bruseelie„
Ethel....
Grey and Bruce.
Passenger. Mixed.
3.00 r. N. 9.25 tete 9.00 rept.
8.13 9,45 9.38
8.27 9.62 10.10
3.37 10.02 11.2)
Paseenger. Mixed.
6.46 A.u.11.23 A. H. 7.25 P.M.
6.65 11.36 7.65
7.10 11.69 8.60
7.22 12.14 9 25
Londcin, Huron
GOING NORTH -it -
London, divert
Exeter
Hensall.
Kippen
Brucefield
Clinton
Londesboro
Blyth.... ......
Belgrave
and Bruce.
Passenger.
8.154.m.
9.16 5.46
9.28 6.00
Wingham arrive
GOING Soma-
Wingham, depart
Bolgrave
Blyth
Londesboro 7.23
Clinton 7.66
Brucefleld 8.15
Kippen.. ........ 8.24
Hentall 8.32
Exeter 8.60
9.34
9.42
10.00
10.19
10.28
10.42
11.00
Paseenger
43.48e.N. 3.451tm.
7.03 4.06 ;
7.18 4.20
4.23
4.50
6.12 ;
5.21.
5.30
5.46
6.07
6.17 ;
6.45 ,
7.03 ;
7.12 i
7.26 I
710 I
Grand Trunk Railway.
Trains leave Seaforth and
follows:
Goma Wm.- SRANORTII.
Paeeenger .. 1.12 r. M.
Passenger... 9.00 P. M.
Mixed Train.. ....... 9.20 A. m.
Mixed Train.. 6.16 r. M.
GOING BART-
Paseenger. 7.59 A. K. ,
Passenger .. 3.00 r. w.,
mixat 5.30 r m.
Freight Train.. 4.25 P. M.
Clinton station , as
CLINTON,.
1.28 r. so
9.17 P. hf,.
10.05A.
6.66 P.Mf
7.48 A. ft.
2.41 P. M
4.55 P. hi,.
3.30 r.
McKillop Directory for 1892.
JOHN BENNEWIES, Reeve, Brodhagen P. 0.
JOHN MORRISON, Deputy Reeve, Winthrop.
DANIEL MANLEY, Councillor, Beechwood.
JAMES EVANS, Councillor, Beechwood.
WILLIAM ARCHIBALD, Councillor, Leadbury.
JOHN C. MORRISON Clerk, Winthrop.
SOLOMON J. SHANNON, Treasurer, Winthrep.
WM. EVANS, Assessor, Beechwood.
CHARLES DODDS, Collector, Seaforth.
R. W. B. SMITH, M. D., Medical Health Officer,
Seaforth.
McG1VINS, Sanitary Inepector, Leadbury.
HURON AND BRUCE ,
Loan and Investment
This Company is Loaning Money
Farm Security at lowest Rates
of Interest.
Mortgages Purchased.
SAVINGS BANK BRANCH,
3, 4 and 5 per -Cent.Interest Allowed
Deposits, according to amount and
time left.
oe
OD
OFFICE. -Corner of Market Square and
North Street, Goderich.
HORACE HORTON, L
me.N.kozi
Pitcher's Castorias
0th,1885.
KIPPEN MILLS.
Always Ready tof", 'rye the Public
by Giving Go 1 Flour.
JOHN McNEVIN
Begs to inform his friends and the public that he is
again able to give his personal attention to bueitsese,
and having engaged Mr. John B. Austin, a thor-
ougktly competent,practical millenhe is prepared to do
GRISTING AND CHOPPING
On the shortest notice, and most reasonable terms
to all who may call.
Mf" Satisfaction guaranteed every time.
trial solicited.
JOHN McNEVIN, Kippen.
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5 Pal, eig n
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MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH, ONT.
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51.75-
5
.000
MUST BE LOANED AT
PER CENT. on First and
Second Mortgages. Old
Mortgages paid off. NO
COMMISSION. Agents
Wanted. Call Or send Se.
stamp for CIRCULAR.
EAR•REYNCILD 5
7 RICHMOND 5T W TORONTO
Parties will be met any time and
place to see properties and arrange
loans. No fees. Enclose stamp,
The ,?Old Established.
BROADFOOT'S
Planing Mill and
Sash and Door Factory,
This old and well-known eetablishment is still
running at full blast, and now has better facilities
than ever before to turn out a good article for a
moderate price. Sash and doors) of all patterns al -
on hand or made to order. Lumber dressed on
short notice and in any way desired. All kinds of
luniber for sale on reasonable terms. Saingies kept
constantly on hand. Estimates for the furnishing
of buildings in whole or in part given on application.
None but the best of material used and workman-
ship guaranteed. Patronage solicited.
1269 J. H. BROADFOOT, Seaforth.
J. C. SMITH & CO.
A General Banking business traneacted.
Farmers' notes discounted.
Drafts bought and sold.
Interest allowed on deposits.
SALE NOTES discounted, or taken for
collection
OFFICE --First door north of Reid
Wilson's Hard ware Store,
SEAFORTH.
PUBLIC NOTICE.
The undersigned hereby begs to Notify the citizens
of Seaforth and vicinity that he has opened out it
Renovating Establishment.
ANY ONE IN NEED OF
Clothes Cleaned and Pressed,
Repaired or Dyed
Will do well to give him a trial.
Stains from Oil, Pitch, Tar, Paint or Grease will be
thoroughly removed and nicely pressed up again,
making them look as clean and fresh as when new.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Charges moderate.
Shops and reaidence first (loot north of Thos. Kidd's
reaidence, add opposite S. Dicksons.
1266 tf.
J. W. SNELL.
Cures Burns, Cuts, Piles n their worst forn„
Swellings, Erysipelas, Inflammation, Froat Bites,
Chapped Hanps, and all Skin Diseases.
HIRST PAIN EXTERMINATOR
Cures Lumbago, Sciatica, Rheumatism, Neuralgia
Toothache, Pains in every form.
By all dealers. Wholesale by F. F. Dailey & Co.
Bargains 1 Bargains 1
Great Bargains
!AREITO BE HAD FOR THE
NEXT THIRTY DAYS
-AT-
A. G. Ault's Cheap Cash Store,
SEAFORTH.
As he intends running off the balance of his Spring
stock of Readymade Clothing at Wholesale Pricee,
and as the stock is quite complete in all sizes of
Men's, Boys', & Youths'. He can fit almost any who
may favor him with a call, also a full stock of an
kinds of dry goods, a good assortment of hard and
soft felt hate and a well assorted stock of groceries -
and provisions, also a large stock of fruit gems, in
pints, quarts and half gallons. A cordal invitatioa
to all. Goods delivered to any part of the towe,
Harpurhey or Egmondville.
A. G. AULT.
V ETERINA.RY.
JTWIN GRIEVE, V. S., honor graduate -01 Ontario
Veterinary College. All disesees of Domestic
Animals treated. Calle promptly attended to and
charges moderate. Vete rinary Dentistry a specialty
Office and residence over W. N. 'Watson' Sewing ,
Machine Shop, Seaforth. 1112tf
FRANK S. Beattie, V. S., graduate of °Inane. Vet.
erinary College, Toronto, aien.ber of the Vet-
erinary Medical Society, ete., treats all dheases of
the Domesticated Animals. All call, promptly at-
tended to either by day or Lugh:. Chargee nioder-
ate. Special attention given tc veterinary dentis-
try. Office on Main Strew, Seaforth, one door
south of Kidd's Herdware store. 1112
- -
lrORTH HORSE INFIRMARY.-Cornerni Jar-
kj via and GoderichStreets, next door to tee Pres-
byterian Church, Seaforth, Ont. All die) ees of
Horses, Cattle, Sheep, or any of the doe stieated
animals, suocesefully treated at sI. itt-rmary or
elsewhere, on the shortest motet-. eharges ra xler-
ate. JAMES W. ELDER, Vane leery Surgem, P
S. -A large stook of Vetern ary Medicines Kept eon
Ertantly on band
LEGAL
HIGGINS & LENNON,
Barristers, Solicitors, Notaries Public, &c. Offices -
120 Yonge Street, Toronto, Ontario, and Seaforth,
Ontario. Seaforth Offiee-Whitney's Block, Main
Street. Money to loan. THOMAS 3IILTON HIGGINS.
JAMES LENNON. 1291
ivIAT•'HEIV MORRISON, Walton, Inewience
Agent, Commissioner for taking affidavits,
Conveyances, &c. Money to loan at the loweee rates.
Moaansort, Walton.
TM. BEST, Barrister, Solicitor, Notary, &c,
. Office -Rooms, five doors north olComnrercial
leotel, ground floor, next door to C. L. Papetts
jewelry store, Mein street, Seaforth. Goderieh
agents -Cameron, Holt and Cameron. 1215
re ARROW & PROUDFOOT, Barristers, Sala itors,
Goderich, Ontario. J. T. Gelceow. Q. C.;
Wm. PROUDPOOT. 886
nAMERON, HOLT & CAMERON, Barrieters so
licitors in Chenoery, &o.,Goderielt, Ons M. (1
CAMIMION, Q. C., PHILIP ;Hair, k. G CAMSBOS
DJ. DOWNEY, Solicitor, Conveyancer, &c.,late
. of Victoria, B. C. Office -Over Bank of
Commerce, Main street, Seaforth. Pr vette 'made to
loan at 6i and 6 per cent. 1036
ATANNING & SCOTT, Barristers, Solioitere Con
yeyancers, &e. Solicitors for the -Beal of
Johnston, Tisdale) & Gale. Money to loea Ofil °-
Elliott Block, Clinton, Ontario. A. H. MANNTiNG
.TAMAN SCOTT. 741
11 HOLMESTED, srucceseor to the Ate firm,
. McCaughey & Hohnested, Barrister, So•
Hefter, Conveyazteer and Notary. Solicitor ter the
C.Anadian Bank of Commerce. Money to lend Farms
for sale. Office in Seott's Block, Male Street,
Seaforth.
W. CAMERON SMITH,
BARRISTER.
Solicitor of Superior Court, Commissioner for
taking Affidavits in the High Court
of Justice, Conveyancer,
Money to Lend
OFFICE. -In Meyers' 13lock, Main Street, Seaforth,
adjoining office of Drs. Bethune and Belden. 1234
DENTISTRY,
To W. TWEDDLE, Dentist, Office over Hamilton
& McInnes' Shoe Store, corner Main and John
Streets, Seaforth, Ontario. Nitrous Oxide Gas ad-
ministered for the painless extraction of teeth. 1169
DR. G. FRANKLIN BELDEN, Dentist. Gus ad-
ministrated for painless extraction of teeth.
Office over Johnson's Hardware Store, Seaforth,
1226
- .;•-••••:„ "ET KINSMAN, Dentist, L. D S.,
IA, Exeter, Ont. Will be at Zurichr
t at the Huron Hotel, On the east
THURSDAY IN EADEI MONTH, and at
Murdock's Hotel, Liensall, on the PIRA!? AND THIRD
FRIDAY in each month. Teeth extracted with the
leaet pain possible. All wort first-clase at liberal
rates.
971
DR. C. II. INGRAM, pentist, (successor to H. L.
Billings), 'member of the Royal College of Den.
tal Surgeons, Ontario Teeth inserted with or mah-
out a piste in gold celluloid or rubber. A safe anaes-
thetic given tor the painless extraction of teeth.
Offiee--over -O'Neil's bank, Exeter, Ontario. 1204
N. 13. -Plates secured firmly in the mouth by
Yeniens' Patent Valve.
MONEY TO LOAN.
1\1.1,,0c'eEn.,withYtTh
OLOAN.-Sprit:Ilgleghotow
t iooanterratee,
of
repaying part of the principal uioney any. time.
Apply to F. HOLMESTED, Earrcistti, Seaforth.
MEDICAL.
JJR. SHEPPARD, Physician and Surgeon, &Ly -
field, Ontario, successor to Dr. W. H. Wright.
1225-e2
DR. T. P. McLAUGHL1N, M.C.P.S., Ontario, Phy-
sician, Surgeon and Accoucheur. Night
calls promptly attended. Office, Dashwoca,
Ont
.1225
DRS. SCOTT & MACKAY,
OFFICE, Goderich Street, opposite Methodist
Church, Seaforth. RESIDENCE, next Agricultural
(1 rounds.
J. G. SCOTT, M. D. C. M., (Ann Arbor and I.Ic-
toria,) M. C. P. S. 0.
C. MACKAY, M. D. C. M., (Trinity,) F. T. M. Ce
M. C. P. 3.0-.
DR. McFAUL, Member of the College of Phy
eicians and Surgeons, etc., Seaforth, Ontario
Office, Cady's Block, opposite Commercial Hotel -
Night bell at residence, north side of Goderich St.
seventh door west of theMethodist Church. 1210 tf.
RE. COOPER, M. D., Physician, Surgeon and
, Aecoucher, Constance, Ont. 1127
DR. ELLIOTT, Brucefield, Licer Mate Royal
College of Physloiane and Surgeons, Edin-
burgh. Bnicelleld, Ont. 930
W. BRUCE SMITH, M, D , C. M., Member of
R. the
. the College of Physicians and Surgeons. azo.,
Seaforth, Ontario. ()filen and residence same as
occupied by Dr. Vercoe. 848
A LEX. BETHUNE, M. D., Fellow of the Royal
College 'of Physicians and Surgeene, Kingston.
Successor to Dr. Mackie). Offie'lately occupied
by Dr. Maellid, Main Street Seaforth. Residence
-Corner of Victoria Square, in house lately occupied
by L. E. Dancey, 1127
AUCTIOlta;IEItS,
TP. BRINE, Licensed Auctleecer for ae• Bonn
. ty of Huron. Sales attended in 1 parts of
the County. All orders left :It '2!Pk Exresrece
Office will be promptly attended to.
• • s'.71. DU c. -4`F.
AUCTIONEER FOR TIIE COUNTY, Conven aneer,
Collector, Book-keeper and Accountant Real Estate
Life, Accident and Fire Insurance Agent ; Money te;
Loan, Correspondence, &e. Parties requiring _his
[services in any of these branches will receive
prompt attention. °MCI, IN DALEY'S BLOCH, BIP
STAIRS), MAIN STERST, SEJF3RT2, 113'
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