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Two- Men.
Two men toiled side by side front sun to sue,
And both were poor;
Both sat with children, when tho day was done,
.About their door.
One saw the beautiful in crimson cloud
And shining moon;
The other with his head in sadness bawed,
Made night ot noon.
One loved eachtree and flower and singing Ord
On mound or plain;
No musio in tho soul of one Wa3 stirred
13-p1eat or rain.
One SAW the good ht every fellow man,
And hoped the best;
The other marvelled at his Master's plan,
And doubt confessed.
One, havir' itz heaven above and heaven belo%
WAS satisfied;
The other, discontented, lived in woe,
And hopeless died.
Josh Billings' Guide to H alth.
NeVer run into debt if yu can fi d any
thing else to run lute.
Be honest, if you can ; If yu kant be hon-
eattprity for help.
Marry 5, ung, and if you make a hit keep
cool and don't brag about it.
Be kind te your mother-in-law, and i
necessary, pay for her board in so e good
hotel.
Bathe thoroly once a week in so t wate
and kasteel soap and avoid tire boo s.
Exercise in the open air, but d n't saw
wood until yu are obliged to.
Hole the baby halt the time, an alwue
start the fire in the mornings and vitt on th
tea kettle.
Don't jaw baek-it only proves that y
are as big a phooI as the ether phelle.
Never get in a hurray; yu can walk
good deal further in a day than yu can ru .
i;
Don't swear ; it may convinceyin but t
is sure not to convince other&
Lnv and respect your wife enny how;
is a good deal cheaper than to be all th
time wishing she was all the time dif-
ferent.
Don't have any rules for long life that yu
won't break; be urepared to -day to dis
to -morrow, is the beat creed lo- life I
kno of.
Keep youre hed cool and feet dry, ed
breathe thru yure noze az much az yn ken.
Don't b -s a klown if yu kan help lit; peo-
ple dont respekt enny thing much tbat they
kart, only laff at.
If yu kant have a haff loff take whole
one; t. whole toff iz match better han no
bread.
Don't raise enny phun, rot if yu ave to
go ten miles out of yure way to find it.
Don't keep but one dog; there iz no man
but a pauper able to keep three.
The Old Professor.
A TRUE AND FUNNY STORY.
The extent to which theory often fails in
practice is furnished by a veneratled pro•
feasor, St moat dietinguishecl rnatheniatiein,
whose works are still used as textbooks in
many of our institutions, and which
occurred within the compass of our own
experience,
He went to Bethel, Maine; oa hi return
he spent theSabbath in Lewisten. ionday
morning he was told the horse as sick.
Nevertheless he started. The horse went a
few rods-, fell down, and broke bot • thills.
He then sent his wife home, and als. sent to
Brunswick for another horse and car iage to
take him and the broken chaise hom
When the driver came they lash d the
two vehicles together and sterted. 11 wont
well till they came to the first Ion steep
hill between Lewistoo and Brunewi it ; bn
its summit they held a consultatio . The
professor said : "Mr. Chandler, it is too
much for the horse to bold these t o cer-
riages on this steep decent; take th horse
out ; I will get into the shafts."
"Professor," replied Chandler, " the
breeching is etrong.
"But the horse, Mr. Chandler; ii is too
much for the horse. Besides, I knov how
to take advantage of the descent, and can
manage it much better than the hors
"If the horse can't hold it, you can t."
"Do you, sir, intend to place 4ie, in
point of intelligence and knowled e of
mechanical forces, below a horse? 11 have
rnade mathematicsthe etudy of a lifetime."
"I have no intention to be disrespectful,
sir; bat I'know that a horse understands
his own business, which is handling a load
on a hill. I was sent up here by rry em-
ployer to take care of his property, alnel if
you prefer to be horse yourself I canitt be
responsible."
"I," replied the professor, "will assume
all responsibility.
The driver, nothing loath to witness the
operation, took out the horse and held him
by the bridle; and the profeasor, gletting
into the shafts, took hold of them at the
ends. The forward carriage was just de-
scending the hill and the hinder one j et a
little over the summit, when the pro essor
trod on a rolling stone, which caused. im to
plunge forward, and increased his ve ocity
so much that he was forced to walk aster
and exchange the elenting position with
his shoulders thrown well back and hi feet
braced -which he had first adopted, or a
perpendicular one. Soon he was p shed
into a run, the carriages going at a finale).
rate.
At the bottom of the hill was a brook ; o
each aide precipitous banks.- The proktsor
was between Scylla and Charybdis, going
Sip feet at as leap. In order to cram the
forward wheel, he turned suddenly o the
right. The shafts of the forward ca eiage
went two feet into the bank, breaking both
of them short off; the lashing of the liuder
one slipped, and it ran into the forwa4l one,
breaking the fender, and both v hicks
turned over at the bottom of the hill ith a,
tremendous crash; the learned gentleman
described a parabola -one of his f vorite
figures -and tended two rods awa He
rose from the earth, his knees sk nued,
pants torn, a piece of skin knocked if his
forehead, and his beat hat fiat is a p nca,ke
underneath the hind carriage, and, I oking
around, said,-
" Ie it possible I could have been s much
deceived as to the momentum "
"I don't know anything about omenl-
tura," said -Chandler, " but I do kno some-
thing about horses. I know it akea
mighty difference on a steep bill }Hither
the horse has two legs or four, and whether
lie weighs one hundred and seventy-five o
one thoueand two hundred pounds.'
It cost the professor $37.50 to pay the
damages.
A Sweedish Railway Restawan
They do some things- charmingly •
Sweden.
The railroad stations where meala are pr
vided are known by the picture of a creme
knife and fork against the name of the at
tin. Is not that the eimpleet and most
suggestive sign possible !-and so Common-
sense-ible !
What a traveler sees on entering the din-
ing -room is that it is furnished with man
email tables, each with the cloth spread, bu
destitute of dish or food or any article what-
ever -in the center of the room a big table
on one end of Which are knives, forks, plate
and napkins, on the other end is th
antorgabrod-an appetizer -an array of eatable
-consisting of -e salted and smoked fish
sardines, fat herring in oil, boiled ham
smoked tongue, cold boiled eggs, jpotte
crabs, cheese, bread and butter, and vari
ous kinds of liquors -one kind being con
cocted or distilled or in some way prepare
from caraway seeds.
No surprise is felt if the hungry travele
ventures to partake of all these varieties o
potted, salted, make& more or less indi-
gestible, "appetizers" Then he is read
for the meal proper !
First, soup is brought in, and placed, ili
Children Cry1for
the center of the great able. Each guest
helps himself, and also toj the several courses
as they come along-ohi ken, roast meats,
vegetablee, etc. The s relents remove the
plates and bring desser a, tea, coffee and
beer. The diner eats leiturely, all the way
down through the list if he chooses; and for
this well ordered, well Oohed, bountiful re-
past is charged forty cents. The drinks are
extra. ;.
The traveier does not say whether he par-
took of all-ibut, if so, hp survived to tell the
tale.
A. B. H. in Wide Awake.
•
A Dutchman's Ditfflculties With
Engl.' h•
Not being in the habi4 of shaving himself,
Steven thought it might be as well to order
a barber for the next m rning. Remember-
ing that the instrument hich barbers use is
called a razer, he said o the landlord, on
retiring for the night, 'Can I be razed to-
morrow?" ;
"Raised?" the landlerd repeated, smil-
ing, "yea, to be Eurp you can. I will raise
you myselfi
" Ah, very well. At nine o'clock if you
please.
The next morning p nctual to tune the
landlord knocked at St ventedoor.
" Steven cr ed, and the landlord
entered. ; •
"Where -is your knif ?" Steven asked.
"My knife? What or?"
"Well, to raze me."
"Why you are raise
"1 am not raised.
with a knife along m
passed his hand to an
imitate the action of a
"Ob, I see," the lan
laughter. "You wan
am not a barber, sir;
ing shop."
The landlord took
and, pointiug to a et
Yf
You must raze me
visage," and Steven
fro over his chin to
aving.
lord cried, in a fit of
to be shaved ! But I
ou must go to a shay -
him to the window,
eet on the opposite
side, said something atout turning to the
right, then to the leftt and told him to look
out for the word shaving.
He walked up the street, looking carefully
to right and left, but no shaving place could
he see. At length he noticed on a window
the inscription, "Savinge Bank."
" Ah, ' said he to himself, "this is it.
Here is a Bank upon which people are placed
to be saved." It did not escape him that
the landlord had spoken of shaving, and not
of saving, but he surmised that this differ-
ence was owing to the inn -keeper's cockney
pronunciation, which always likes to squeeze
in an h where it is not wanted.
He entered the saving bank, and said to
the young man at the desk, "Can I here be
saved ? " -
" I'll attend to you in two minutes. "tho
clerk answered.
Steven looked round the place, and per-
ceived that he was mistaken. " Still, "he
thought, "I will ask this young man to help
me on my way." He did not know the
word for "wrong, "but, translating from
Dutch into Latin and giving the word an
English termination, he said, "My gentle-
man, I see I am„perverted. I wish to be
saved. "
The comical face with • which Steven said
theeo words -called up an equally comical ex-
pression on the face of the clerk. " What ?
Are you perverted ? " he asked, contracting
his brow with a queer look.
"Yes, I see I am here on the perverted
place, but perhaps you will be so good as to
help me on my way."
"Do you want to deposit some money ? "
the clerk asked.
"Yes, I have money," Steven- answered,
producing a handful of coppers from his pock-
et. "I must be saved with a razor along
my visage."
The clerks -laughed uproariously; and
Steven, perceiving the oddity of the case,
heartily joined them. The young man then
took him to a barber's shop, where he soon
got what he wanted.
Gaieties.
-A Hindoo journalist, treating of some
political disturbance, thus commented on it;
"We cannot from a distance realize the in-
tensity of the crisis, but it is a certain thing
that many crowned heads must be trembling
in their shoes."
-"That's a stupid brute of yours, John,"
said a Scotch minister to his parishioner, the
peat dealer, who drove the merchandise from
door to door in a small cart drawn by a
donkey; "1 never see you but the creature
is braying." "Ah, sir," aaid the peat dealer
"ye ken hearts warm when freends meet."
-There was a difficulty among the singers,
and it was rumored that the choir would not
sing a note on the next Sunday, so the min-
ister commenced morning worship by giving
out that hymnof Watts', "Come ye who
love the Lord." After reading it through,
he looked up very emphatically at the choir
and said: `• You will 'please begin at the
second verse:
"Let those refuse to sing' .-
Who never knew our God."
They sang.
- "Have yuu any good farmer's eggs ?"
inquired a precise Old lady at a grocery
store. "No ma'am," replied the practical
clerk ; 'but we have some very good hen&
eggs." She took three to try.
-Mr. S. -See here, ty boy; Mr. Brown
doesn't Dike you to wing on hie gate."
Precocious Boy (who hl4M lately been to Sun-
day School).-" Well, I don't care for Mr.
I
Brown, nor his man -s rvant, nor his maid-
servant, nor his ox, nor his ase, nor anything
that is his." I •
-Keep your troubleto yourself; when
you are taking up the time pf the man who
is waiting to tell his. 1
-It is not because they, are so valuable
that some people's thotights are so hard to
collect.
-" The great trouble .with you, John, is,"
said a lady to her husband,who was suffering
from the effects of the night before, "you
cannot say 'No.' Learn to say '00,'
John, and you will have fewer
headaches. Can you let , me have a
little money this morping ?" "No," taid
John, with -apparent eaae.
- Themost powerf 1 king on earth is
wor-king ; the laziest, shir-king; a very
doubtful king, inno-king ; th ei most common
king, jo-king ; the leatiest one, thin, -king;
thirstiest one, drin-kieg ; the slyest, win-
king; and the most d tagerous, tal-king.
-" Patrick, you wee on a bad spree yes-
terday," " Yis, Mr. Elis, I was. Bless me,
if I weren't alayin' in he gutter wid a pig.
Father Rya m came along, looked at me, an'
says he: 'One is known by the company
they kape.' " "And did you ',get up, Pat-
rick ?" -"No, but the Vie did."
- A young man le a blushing damsel
into the Presence of Rev. Dr. Carpenter.
"We want to be marri d," he said. "Are
you Rev. Dr. Caapent r ?" " Yes," replied
the genial minister, " darpenter and Joiner."
Bad riting.
The varieties of bad writing are numerous,
but the most objectionable of all is the kind
that cannot be read. No doubt much of the
crooked, untidy, ill-fermed writing often
seen is due to a want ot education or prac-
tice that should be regarded as the misfor-
tune of the writer rather than his fault.
But illegible bad writing - is perhaps most
common amongst these who have had the
greatest advantages. the lettere of such
people look very well at first sight, but
never was there a more provoking task than
to try to decipher them. The beginning of
each word usually has twine sort of character
about it, though it is prioblematical to which
letter of the English alphabet it leears most
resemblance ; but the eemaining letters too
often trail off into a wahnering line, or are
expressed by a series of arbitrary strokes
and flourishes. Penmen of this class rarely
Pitcher's Cistoria:
i
have the grace to be anhaMed of themselves,
though sometimes they iseem to find almost
insuperable difficulty in riting their own
names. Bad epelli g or ad pronunciation
is supposed to show a deplorable want of
education; and the oozier illegible wiiting
is placed in the tam category the better,
far it ie productive of far more troeble and
annoyance than .either.
When to St
An English trade
a number of its larg
their opinion mice
atop advertising, an
were received:
"When • populati
and the generation
you, and never heal
on."
" When you hoe
whcse life will tone
better geode audio
ever get anywhere e
" When you per
that men who never
ping their neighbo
blueness."
"When men step
in your very sight
creet, use of this mi
" When you can
shrotedeet and Inc st
concerning the ma
perity "
" When every
thoroughly a creatu
certainly buy this
last year,"
" When younger
your line cease ata
newspapers in tellin
better they can do f
"When you woul
way end fail, than t
"When nobody
ad v ettise. ' "
p .Advertising.
ourn I once requested
est a lvertisers to give
ing the best time to
the •following replies
n cases to multiply
that crowd on after
• of you, stop coming
e convinced everybody
yonre that you have
ar prices than they can
se."
eive it to be the rule
advettisa are outstrip-
s in the same line of
making fortunes right
olelY through the dis-
hty agent."
forget the words of the '
successful busineas men
• ca 33 of their pros -
man has become so
O of habit that he will
year here he bought
and fresher houses in
rting up and using the
; the people how much
✓ them than you can."
4 rather have your own
ke advice and win."
Ise thinks 'it pays to
Anna 8--ewell Memorial Fountain.
A MEhdORIAL TO ANNA SEWELL, THE AUTHOR-
ESS OF " BLACK EAUTY "-` ' BLESSED
I
ARE TILE MERCIFUL."
I
Mi6S Caroline P oleos; Stokes, of New
York, has suppleme ted her k ift to Ansonia,
Connecticut, of a pu lic library with a pub-
lic drinking fountei , which is to he located
in the shadow of the library builci leg.
The fountain is o polished Scotch (red)
granite, and will be ,placed on the corner at
the junction of Cdttage avenue and South
Cliff !street, where ithe orosswalk now is.
In height it. stands 11 feet 8 inches, the
column being 1 foot 2 inehes in diameter.
The trough is 4 feet inches high and 2 feet
6 inches across its ase. The trough is cir-
cular in shape and -tends a foot away from
the column, tho we, er floiving conetantly.
At equal distances lrouad the trough are
substantial granite poste to prevent the
finish being marred by coi tant with vehicles.
On the library side of the column is a small
basin jutting out from t le side, into which
the water is consten ly flowing from a pipe,
from which the human family may quench
their thirst. The column itself id bur -
1
mounted by an arti. tic capstone, on which
is a globe. On this is iescribed "Blessed
M
are the erciful." alf-*ay up the column,
on tile street side, islanether iescription :-
1 IN M 'MORIAM
ANNA 3EW1ELL,
Author of
" BLACK BEAUTY."
He Rem mttered.
Alm II- is a yo ng Married lady and
an Episcopalian. H r Inhibited is not a
member of any Cburc , but, as all good hus-
bands should, he freq entlte attends Church
with his wife. Him rst a tempt, however,
to conform to the Epi copal form of service
was so mortifying tha he Was almost tempt-
ed to forswear Chute going altogether.
It wits on Easter Siinday and his wife had
tried to coach him properly beforehand,
naturally wishing hin to take part with her
in the service.
" Remember Dow, my dear," said she,
" that the rector wil come forward, and
Bay, 'The Lord in rill n,' and you will re-
spond with, Ho le, i deedn-you will re-
member that now, wo 't you ?"
"Well, . I guess I can remember three
words," replied Mr. - I a little testily.
An hour later they sere at the Church.
The rector came forwa. d at the proper time,
in the beginning of tto seivice, and seid
solemnly:
" The Lord is risen."
Promptly and distinctly came the response
of Mr. H-
" Is he, indeed ?"
J. L. Harbour.
•
-Sandwich.
111.$, -For five years I stiffered from lumbago and
nn could get no relief until I used Hagyard's Yel-
low Oil, and-muet say I find DO better remedy for it.
JouS DES11ERDAN,
i•andwich, Ontario.
--Wale
Perfect Purity.
Purity.
Perfect purity of the bleed is essential to good
health. Burdock Blood Bitters will purity the
bloodand remove all effete matt7. D.B.13. cures all
blood diseases from a common p'rnple to the worst
scrofulous sore.
A Voice froth, Scotland.
SIRS, -I can highly redommend Hagyard's Pec-
toral Balsam. It cured my daughter ot a cough
she had been troubled with since childhood. She
is now twelVe years old.
MRS. th.
Scotland, Ontario.
-Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Sold by J.S.Roberts. 1237
BULLS FOP.. SERVICE.
TERSEY BULL. -The undersigned will keep dur-
ing the present Beason on his farm, 2nd con-
cession, H. R. S., Tuokersmith, a thoroughbred
Jersey Bull, sired by Canada's John Bull. Terms -
$1.50, payable at the time of service with privi.
lege of returning if necessary. JOHN HANNAH.
N. B. -Also for sale a JerseY bull calf, eleven
months old, thoroughbred. 1146
PURE BRED HOLSTEIN FRIESIAN CATTLE.
-The undersigned breeder of Pure Bred
Holstein Friesian cattle will keep fok service en his
premises a thoroughbred bull. Hehas also a num-
ber of young bulls for sale, descendents of "Neth-
erland Prince," all registered pedigrees. Prices
seasonable. Apply on Lot 8, Concession 11, Hui -
lett, or addreso JOHN McGREG1OR, Constance P.O.
CONSUMPTION.
I have a positive remedy for the above disease; by Its
use thousands of eases of the 'worst kind and of long
standing have been cured. Indeed so strong is my faith
In Its efficacy, that I will send TWO BOTTLES 'REE,
with a VALUABLE TRSATISE on this disease to any
sufferer who will send me their EXPRESS and P.O. address.
T. A. SI-00UM, M.' C, 186 ADELAIDE
ST., WEST, TORONTO, ONT.
HURON AND BRUCE
Loan °and Investment
0031.1P.A
This Company is Loaning Money Oxi
#arm Security at lowest Rates
of Interest.
Mortgages Puchased.
SAVINGS BANK BRANCH.
3, 4 and 5 per Cent. Interest Allowed OD
Deposits, according to amount and
time left.
OFFICE. -Corner of Market Square and
North Street, Goderich.
HORACE HORTON,
MANAGES,
Goderieh, August 5th, 1885. 922
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;Pete-. see- tar'
'
,
hat is
-asteria is D. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants
and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
encl. Narcotic ;31113StanCe. It i3 ha.rmless substitute
for PaSego:-.16,,DroT,)s, Soothing Syrups, and Castor 011.
It is 141easant. Jt guarantee is thirty .years' use by
s of Mothers. Casteria destroys Worms and allays
foveri4ancss. Casteria prevents vomiting. Sour Curd,
cures fDiarrh�a and Wind. Colic. Castoria, relieves
teeth' r_, :troubles, - cures constipation and flatulency.
Castor a assimilates the. food, regulates the stomach
and owcis, giving healthy L.,,ndnatural tsleep. Cas.
tori a tho 'Children's .Panacca-the Moth° 's Friend.
Cactoria.
"Castnria1o1ci ea-.cellent racdielne for chi',
Nothers have repeatedl-i told nae of its
geed eficct upon their c h ;are m .."
Di cl. G
. 0.-z000n,
tow,..:11., Mass.
" Clastorla Li the best roraedy fOr chihirm cif
,111:1:•:11 am acquainted. I ho2e iho day LI not
far dis taut 1711-2.:1:110therS MT I consider the real
iutcrost or their children, and usp Caztoria in-
s%rad9f. the varioun quack no:trnms whi.211 aro
ch:stroyieg tht.ir loved ones, by fereingopituu,
morphir.e, soothing syrup and [other hurtful
agents down their throats, thereby sacalit•i;
them to pre -mature graves." ;
Dr... J. F. IKINcILELor,
ponway, Ar
The Cents= Comeenaty,
Castoria.
" Castorla so well adopted to children that
I recommend it a:.; superior to any prescription
known to rac."
H. A. Ar.crinn, M. D.,
111 So. Oxfcrd it, Brooklyn, N. Y.
"Our physleians In tho children's depart-
ment haat) epokea highly of their expert.
eece in their outside practice with Castoria,
and although 170 only have among- our
randicel 011pD1tP.S 11"t . in known as regular
produers, ye: -..to aro f rat to confess that the
ancrits of Cas•-..or.ia has won un to look With
•.,Ivor upon it." 1
UNITICD IloserLa AND DISPE:N3AN.Y,
Boston,
,..1.1.=.1 C. Slava, Prez;
Mriestray Sft.eot, No
York City.
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AFTER TAKING
A stroll through our store, a lady remarked, I understand now how to account
for your great. reputation ap being the lea,ding store in Se forth. You carry a
complete stock of everything in your line mid your prices are certainly lower
than I have been accustomed to. Such an indorsement from a woman of
G-Q0D SEN
Is very satisfactory to us. It shows that our efforts to- sell good Goods a
right prices are beginning to be appreciated by the
SOLID PE OPL
Of ,Seaforth and-surroUnding country, and we are more dptermined
to ha-ve your trade- at (!)ur Bargain Dry Goods Clothing an Millinery House.
than ever
orner Mairi
PICK AR
And Market stree s, Seaforth.
to
AFORTH F
i
Having completed Irebuilding and repairing the old f
the latestlequipment and the most improved machine
r
o
1 Kinds' of Machine
ND GE ERAL FOUNDRY
•
1
LAND ROLLER
We are now turning Out some of the best improve Land Rollers, and
in/Le the fariners to sae them before buying elsewhere.
T. T COLEMAN.
UNDRY.
undry, and introdtc-
I am now prepared
Repairs
WORK.
''3O3 U IP'8L BD pug
pelt eloz,.e^ `I (
crx
0
I THE BI MILLS,
SEA RTH.
The above mills have new been thoroughly rebuilt
upon the complete'
-HUNGARIAN FiOLLER PROCESS
The Mill and Storehouse Buildings have been
greatly enlarged, and new machinery applied
throughout.
THE LATEST IMPROVED ROLLS
-AND-
Flour Dressing Machines
From the best Manufacturing Firms have been put
In, and everything necesaary added to enable her to
turn out flour
SECOND TO NONE
In the Dominion. The facilit.es for receiving grain
frotn farmers and for elevating and shipping have also
been extensively improved. Grain oan now be taken
from farmerswagons, Weighed, and loaded into
oars at the rate of 700 *bushels per hour, by ths
work of two men.
A LARGE FEED STONE
'CUSTOM
CHOPPING
Has been put in, and thb necessary machinery for
handling chop and coaree grains.
A good shed has been e eoted, so that wagons can
be unloaded and reloade4 under cover.
WHEAT XOHANGES
ProMptly ttended to, and
FUST -CLASS ROLLER FLOUR
GUARANTEED.
CITS'TOM.1 PMM3D
Chopped satisfactorily and without delay.
ROLLER -FLOUR, ' BRAN, SHORTS,
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APPLEBARRELS
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CHOPP D FEED
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Highest Market ce Paid in Cash
for any Qua tity of Wheat.
Only nnahlass and ob • g men will be kept to
attend oustcmars The beral patronge of farm-
ers and general trade respectfully solicited.
A. W. OGILVIE & CO.,
PROPRIETORS
SANITARY PLUMING
AND HEATING
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LATEST METHODS:
Particular attention p4id to
Sanitation and Ventilation.
Plans and Specification tiareful-
ly prepaired.
Repairing Promptly attended
to.
Three Trains Daily.
Telephone No. 28.
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Swellings, Erysipelae, Inflammation, Frost Biter,
Chapped Harms, and all Skin Diseases.
masT PAIN EXTERMINA OR
Curers Lumbago., Sciatica, Rheumatist , Neuralgia
Toothache, rains in:every for n.
By all dealers. Wholesale by F. F. lYrlleY & Co.
M. ROBERTSO
Leading Undert ker
MAIN STREET, SEAFORTII
My facilities are unsurpassed. I nin pre-
pared to conduct burials in a m�sti satis-
factory manner. Alt modern undertaking
appliances. Com petant management guar-
anteed. A full line of burial godds on
hand. I aim to be prompt, considerate
and reliable.;
igf Charges most reasonab:e.
RESIDENCE, _NORTH MAIN STREET.
223
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Bluevale
Wingham..
Gomel SOU'fa-
Bluevale
Brussels..
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Grey and Bruce.
Passenger.
2.51 P. M. 9.41 P.M. 8.55 P.M.
3.06 9.65 9.46
3.21 10.10 10.10
3.31 10.20 11.10
Passenger. Mixed.
8.30 &.M 11.10 A, M. 7.35 P.X.
6.39 11.29 8.65
6.03 11.52 9.05
7.06 12.07, 9.41
London, Huron and B ee.
Goma Nowrn- Paaenger.
London, depart 8.15t.u. 4.35r.m.
Exeter 9.16 6.57
Hensall. 9.28 6.09
Kippen.. ..... 9.84 6.17
Brucefleld 9.42 6.26
Clinton. 10.00 6.45
Londesboro 10.19 7.03
Blyth..".. ...... 10.28 7.12
Belgrave 10.42 7.27
Wingham arrive 11.00 7.60
GOING SOUT11-• 1assenger.
Winghatn, depart , 6.454.m 3.20r.m.
Belgrave 7.001 3.46
Blyth 7.141 4.08
Londesboro 7.22' 4.19
Clinton' 7.66 4.45
Brucefield S.16 5.04
Kippen.. 8.24 5.12
Hensel. 8.82 6.19
Exeter 8.50 5.88
Grand Trunk Railway.
Trains leave Seaforth and Clinton station as
followe:
GOING WEST -
Passenger
Passenger....
.1dLxed Train ..
Mixed Train -
Goma East -
Passenger.
Passenger
MLICAti Tram..
Freight Train.. ..
SAAFORTII. Ctuaroa.
1.12 P. 31. 1.28 P. 31.
9.15 P. m. 9.82 A. m.
9.20 A. M. 10.05.4.14
6.15 r.18. 6.55r. m.
7.50 a. M. 7.43
2.50. 2.33 r. m
5.80 r m. 4.55 r.
4.80 r. m. 3.80 r.
NOVEMBER 201 1891
VETERINARY.
dIN GRIEVE, V. S., Honor graduate 0 On-
e) tario Veterinary College. All dietialo of Do-
me..tic Animals treated. Calls prompt, attended
to ind charges moderate. Veterinar Dentistry
!specialty. Offices -At Weir's Roy. Hotel, Seaforth.
1112-1
TnntANH ta Beattie, V. 8., graduate of Ontart• Vet-
"! erinary College, Toronto, Member of as Vet-
erinary Medical Sooiety, eta., treats all di- eases of
the Domesticated Animals. All cah promptly at-
tended to either by day or night. Charges moder-
ate. Special attention given a. veterinary dentia -
try. Office on Main Streee, Seaforth, one door
south of Kidd's Ilardwar. store. 1112
• EAFORTH HORSE INFIRMARY. --Corner f Jar -
Via and Goderleh Streets, next door to it e Pres-
byterian Church, Seaforth, Ont. All ch. Jar5es of
Horses, Cattle, Sheep, or any of the de a sweated
animals, successfully treated at te in „man, or
elsewhere'on the ehorteet notic,, aharges mader-
ate. JAMES W. ELDER, Vete inary aurae an. p
8.-A large stock of Velem art. Medicines Kept -con-
stantly on hand
LEGAL
ATTHEW MORRISON, Walton, Insurance
Agent, Commissioner for taldng affidavit*,
Conveyances, &c. Money to loan at the lower:, rates.
M. lioniusoa, Walton.
-
T m. BEST, Barrister, Solicitor, Notary, arc
Office -Rooms, alve doo.s north ofConiinercial
Rotel, ground floor, next door to C. L. Papa's
1,,jewelry store, Main street, Seaforth. Goderich
agents -Cameron, Holt and Cameros. 1215
- -----
GARROW & PROUDFOOT, Barristera, Solicitors,
&o., Goderioh, Ontario. J. T. Gaaaew, Q. 0.;
Wea Isassiminerr. 686
CAMERON, HOLT & CAMERON, lie.rrieters go
licitors in Chancery, dro.,Goderich, Out M. 0
IDAMIRONt Q. C., Pamir Hour, k. 0 CAMAMON
ra J. DOWNEY, Solicitor, Conveyanoer, de ,late
_U. of Victoria, B. C. Oe--ovar Bank of
Commerce, Main street, Seaforth. Pave -to funds to
loan at 5i and 6 per cent. 1035
MANNING & SCOTT, Barristers, 8olicivors, Con
veyanoore, &o. Solicitors for the Nana of
Johnston, Tisdale & Gale. Money to lotto Office -
Elliott Block, Clinton, Ontario. A. H. MANNING
James Scorr. 7er.
-10 HOLMESTED, suocesoor to thn. ate firm of
X „ McCaughey & llolmested, Barrister, SO
halter, Conveyaneer and Notary. Solicitor frr the
Canadian Bank of Commerce. Money to lima Farms
for sale. Office In Soott's Block, ALA1V street,
Seaforth.
DICKSON & HAYS, formerly wide Metiers, Gar -
row & Proudfoot, Goderiehl 13a rieters, Sol-
icitor, etc., Seaforth and Brussels Seaforth Office
-Cardno's Block, Main Street. R. S. HAYS. W. B.
DICKSOn. Money to Loan. 1121
W. CAMERON SMITH/
BARRISTER.'
Solicitor of Superior Court, Commissioner for
taking Affidavits in the High Court
of Justice, Commissioner,
Money to Lend
OFFICE. -Scott's Block, over Lumsden & Wilson's
Drug Snake. 1'234
DENTISTRY.
Wa TWEDDLE, Dentist, Office over Hamilton
• & McInnes' Shoe Store, corner Main and John
Streets, Seaforth, Ontario. Nitrous Oxide Gas ad-
ministered for the painless extreation of teeth. 1169
TAR. G. FRANKLIN BELDEN, Dentist; Aesistant,
J DR. A. S. ATKINSola. Gas administrated for
painless extraction of teeth. Office over Johoson's
Hardware Store, eforth. Will visit Brucefield
every Wednesday at Dixon's Hotel, 1226
KLNSMAN, Dentist, L. 1) S.,
_Li. Exeter, Ont Will be at Zurich,
'' .. at the Boron Hotel, on tn.: LAST
THURSDAY IN RACLI MOWER, and at
Murdock's Hotel, !Jensen, DO the PIRS1 AND THIRD
FRIDAY in each month. Teeth extracted with the
least pain possible. All wort flret-class at liberal
rates. 971
DR. C. H. INGIRAM, Dentist, (successor to H. L.
Billings), member of the Royal college of Den
tat Surgeons, Ontario Teeth inserted with or with-
out a plate in gold celluloid or rubber. A safe anaes-
thetic given tor the painless extraction of teeth.
Offioe-over O'Neil's bank, Exeter, °uteri°. 1204
N. B. -Plates secured firmly in the mouth by
Yemeus' Patent Valve.
MONEY TO LOAN.
MONEY TO LOAN. -Straight loans at 0 pe)
cent., with the privilege to berrowo, of
repaying part of the principal money Ai mot time.
Apply to HOLME9TED, barnatt, Seaforth.
MEDICAL,
DR. C. S IEPPARD, Physician and Surgeon, Bay-
field, ntario, suecestm to Dr. W. B. Wright,
1225-62
J3Id. T. P.ISIcLAUGHL1N, M.C.P.S., Ontario, Phy-
sician, 'aurgeon and Accoucheur. Night
calls promptly attende,d.-Office, Dashwood,
Ont 1225
DRS. SCOTT' & MACKAY,
OFFICE, 1 Goderich Street, opposite Methodist
Church, Seatorth. RESIDENCE, next Agricultural
Grounds. ,
J. G. SCOTT, M. D. C. M., (Ann Arbor and Vic-
toria,)Ml C. P. S. 0.
C. MACKAY', M. D. C. M., (Trinity,) F. T. M. • C., .
M. C. P. s.
_
McFAUL, Member of the College of Phy
sicians and Surgeons, etc.'Seafor,h, Ontario.
office, Cady% Block, opposite Commereial Hotel.
Night bell tat residence, north side of Goderich St.,
seventh door iwest of theMethodist Church. 1210 -U.
11
E. COOPER, M. D., Physician, Surgeon and
Accouleher, Conetance, Ont. 1127
BBS.
ELL OTT & GUNN, Brucefield, Lioentiates
Royal • liege of Physicians rule Burgeons,
Edinburgh. 1iruoefloid, Ont. 980
1110 W. BR CE SMITH, Id. D , 0. M., Member of
ita the College of Phyeicians and Surkeone, cao.,
Seaforth Ontario. Officao and residence same as
occupied by Dr. Vercoe. 848
ALEX. BETHUNE, id. D., Fellow of th t Royal
College ;of Physiciaps and Surgeons, Kingston.
Successor to Dr. Maokid. Offio lately occupied
by Dr. Mackid, Main Street Seaforth. Residence
-Corner of .alotoria Square, in bowie lately occupied
by L. E. Daricey. 1127
AUCTI-ONEEIth.
T P. BRINE, Licensed. Auctioneer for the Coun-
• ty of Huron. Sales attended in se 1 parte of
the County. All orders left at TM/ EXPOSIT/3A
office will be promptly attended to.
BH. -PORTER General Auctioneer and Land
. Valuator. Orders, sent by mail to my ad-
dress, Bayfield P. 0., will receive prompt attention.
Terms Moderate. 1185-52
W. G. DUFF
AUCTIONEER FOR THE COUNTY, Conveyancer,
Collector, Book-keeper and Accountant Real Estate,
Life, Accident and Fire Insurano. Agent; Money to
Loan, Correspondence, &e Parties requiring his
services in any of these branches will receive
prompt attention. OPPIOS IN DALEY'S BLOCK. (UP
STAIRS), Mimi STRAW,' SAP 1131iT2. 118e
KIPPEN MILLS.
Always Ready to Serve the Public
by Giving Good Flour.
JOHN MeNEVIN
'Begs to inform his friends and the public that he is
.Iagain able to give his personal attention to business,
and having engaged Mr. John B. Austin, a thor-
oughly competentpractical milleahe is preparedtodo
GRISTING AND CHOPPING
On the shortest notice, and moat reasonable terms
to all who may call.
Satiefaetion guaranteed every time. A
trial solicited.
JOHN ItIoNEVIN, Kipperi,
McKillop Directory for 1891.
JOHN BENNEWIES, Retve, Brodlaagen P. 0.
JOHN MORRISON, Deputy Reeve, Winthrop.
DANIEL MANLEY, Councillor, Beechwood.
JAMES EVANS, Councillor, Beechwood.
WILLIAM ABCHIBALD, Counoillor, Leadbury.
JOHN- C. MORRISON Clerk, Winthrop.
SOLOMON J. SHANNON, Treasurer, Winthro
ROBERT G. ROSS, Aasessor, Winthrop.
ADA HAYS, Collector, Seaforth.
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