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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1889-12-20, Page 6• L sLL 6 IOW a THE HURON EXPOSITOR. DECEMBER 20, 1889. A Successful Book Agent. Book agents, like poets and artists, must be born. They cannot be ^made, A good address, tact, brilliant conversa- tional powers, and bath veracity _and' unveracity are the inborn elet i nts necessary for the successful book -can vasser. That the fascinating and suave manner .of the average professional book agent is irresistible is proved ' by the fact that there is hardly a person in the country who, at -some time or other, has not subscribed for a book he did not want. Some years ago, says the New York Press, one of these agenta visited a small hamlet in the State of Michiganselling The Royal Path of Life." He had just nine books in his valise, and he was determined to sell !11 of them that day. The first man whom he approached was prominent in the church. " You had better call up at the house and see my wife, for she buys all the books," said the man, good naturedly. But with the customary pertinacity of the guild the agent made a sale. bilis sdecess continued until, about three o'clock in the afternoon, he had sold seven copies of his book, He was anx- ious to get away and determined to sell the remaining two copies, so he called on the wife of his first customer and, first being careful to ascertain that her husband had not been home since morn- ing, sold her one of his books. W hen er husband came home he gave his wife parcel, saying : " There, one of those-onfounded book agents talked me into eying that book." 6' What !" exclaimed his wife, "a book ! . Why, I bought one, too." ,When they compared notes they, found they were well supplied with "The Royal Path of Life." The man - was furious, and while he was putting on his boots to go down to the station to get square with that "vil- lainous agent" a neighbor rode by, and the irate man shouted to him to detain that book agent at the station, as he wished particularly to see him. • When the neighbor reached the sta- tion the train was in ` sight, ' " My friend, Mr. -, wishes verymuch to see you before you leave own," he shouted. " Oh, yes," said the agent, -blandly, "he wants one of my books, and I have just one left." " How much is it ?" said the man hur- riedly, for the train was at hand. Two dollars." "Here's your money." 'The train moved off, carrying the book agent, just as the excited church mem- ber, in hot' haste, came he sight. His anger at the latest imposition may be magined. • I '" Why need it be ?" we say and sigh When loving mothers fade and die, And leave the little ones whose feet They hoped to guide in pathways sweet. It need not be in many cases. All about us women are dying daily whose lives might have been saved. It seems to be a wide spread opin- i that when a woman is slowly fading away th the diseases which grow out of female knesses and irre n1arities that there is no h p for her. She is doomed to death. But this is not true. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrlp- tigri is constantly restoring women afflicted with diseases of this class to health and happiness. It is the only medicine for their ailments, sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers of its giving satisfaction in every case, or money paid for it will be re- fund ed. Dr. Pierce's Pellets, the original and only genuine Little Liver Pills ; 25 cents a vial ; one ad ose. ing to the size of the pocket required: 11A In sundry instances six months have ,set-�> been sufficient, in.others a' year, while in some oases two years are negeesary. ettee ` Such a pouch as this last is oap_able of holding ten rupees -about . the size of ten florins. The . thief therefore can undergo search, !and, nothing being found, be goes away with the spoil in his throat, the power of breathing and speech being in no way interfered with. About a score of prisoners in Calcutta gaol have such pouch formations. In the hospital ofthe prison the visitor learned some of the malingering prac- tices of Indian criminals. In one case he saw a yeuth who was a perfect skeleton, with lustrous eyes looking out in a ghastly manner from a worn, haggard face. It was discovered that he had for two years been taking an irritant poison with a view to producing diarrhoea, in order to shirk work and. get pleasant quarters in the hospital. But he had overdone the part, for he had reduced himself to such a condition that recovery was all but. impossible, This taking of internal irritants is a common practice amongst the habitual criminals of Cal- cutta. Castor oil seed, Croton seed, and two other seeds which have no English name, are the agents most commonly employed. One man was pointed out who, in order to get off his fetters, had produced an ulcer by rubbing the chafed skin with caustic lime and then irritat- ing the sore by scratching it with a piece of broken bottle. The segregation of lepers has long been the ,practice in Indian prisons, and it is mentioned as an example of the increase of leprosy in India that that the disease occurs with much greater frequency amongst the criminals of Bengal than it did ten years ago. Varieties. -A certain Kansas college professor who a joys a joke on himself just as hear 1y as he does on anybody else, once. pon a time delivered a lecture in a Kansas town. As is the custom or. such occasions, the principal choir cf the place furnished. music. Before the delivery of the lecture' the choir melo- diously . inquired: "What Shall the Harvest Be ?" and after listening to the lecture came forward and sang, "Noth- , ing But Leaves." -About the year 1840• a duel was fought by two Philadelphians, James Schot, Jr., and Edward Willing, in which both were hit. Some verses writ- ten on -the manner ran thus : Schot and Willing did engage In duel fierce' and hot ; Schot shot Willing willingly ' And Willing he shot Schot. The shot Schot shot made Willing quite A spectacle to see ; While Willing's willing shot went right Through Schot's anatomy. -Lovers are prone to self -deprecia- tion. Said he tenderly as they sat look- ing at the Stars : "I do not uuder- stand what you see in me that you love me." " That's what everybody says," gurgled the ingenious maiden. Then the silence became so deep that you could hear the stars twinkling. t. -" How many rooms are in your new house, my dear ?" inquired a good old- fashioned mother of her daughter, who had just acquired a West Side home. " Ten apartments : Reception -room, drawing -room, dining -room, larder, cuisine, lavatorand four chambers, besides the attic and furnace room," was the reply. " Dear me, how your father gets things mixed," exclaimed the old lady. "Fre told me after he bought the house that there was a parlor, sitting - room, dining -room, pantry, kitchen, bath -room, four bed-roms, a cellar and a garret." 1 -One day a lady from Phila- delphia brought a letter\ of intro- duction to President Cleveland that insured her a private interview. She Was accompanied by a bright little son, aged"eix years. The President received them in bis office and sat -by his desk and talked in his friendly way with his visitor. Presently the ' mother noticed herboy frowning and sulking in his chair. She whispered an inquiry as to the cause of his apparent trouble. " Why, mamma, he isn't sitting on a throne,and he has no crown on his head. He is only a man." Keep a Scrap -Book. A scrap -book is sotnething I advise every boy and girl to keep. If you are ten or fifteen or twenty years old keep a scrap -book. Let me tell you why and how : Hundreds of things you see that you would like to keep, but if ydu lay them away you will never be able to find them when you want them. When I was a boy I did not have sense enough to keep scrap -books. I began some, but did not kegep on long with them. My meiilory is good, and I remember reading a beautiful piece of poetry, two or three lines of which I can call ` up ; but the'.whole I can not recollect. Iu some cases I do not know the name of the writer. I have seen many fine pictures in maga- zines and papers that would now be valuable and interesting. Some I cut out,but they are lost. Charming storitee, wise remarks, proverbs, direc- tions for doing a great many useful and and curious things, are also lost. So much do I feel sure that I have lost, that I would give fifty dollars apiece for the scrap -books of each and every year that I might have made from the time I was ten till I began to preserve things only a few years ago. There is a gentleman who has kept scrap -books since he was eight years • old. He is now forty and has- been ar- ranging them in volumes, with•an index in the back of each one. You would hardly think that the earlier would be of much use to him, but they are. He often amuses himself as he reads them ; for he sees how little he knew when he was smalls and also finds a little that he still thinks valuable. Besides, his children are much ' interested to see what their father had collected and pasted in books. The older he grows the more useful the books become. He can go to his books, and in a very few minutes get information about everything that has happened in his whole life -tell you' all about the civil war, the Crimean war, the Italian war, the overthrow of Louis Napoleon, and many other things, just as they were published in the papers at the time the event happened. His scrap book often contains many funny things, which provoke a smile and often a merry laugh as he reads them to his family in the long winter evenings. The children would rather hear himread from his scrap -books than from the new: est story. -Edward Eggleston. • Devices of Indian Criminals.„ Under the title of "By-paths of Crime in India," a wri er in the Times of India rientions some devices of habit- ual criminals in tha country. One curiosity which he was hown on a visit to the Presidency gaol i Calcutta was a heavy lead bullet three-quarters of an inch in diameter. This was found on an old habitual thief,, and was being used to form a pouch or bag in the throat for secreting money, jewels, etc., in the event of his being searched. The ball is put into the mouth end is allowed to elide down gently until it reaches some part near the epiglottis, where it is held in position and is kept there for about half an hour et a time. This operation is repeated many times daily, and gradually a sort of pocket is formed, the time being longer or shorter accord - Had Him There. See- this coat ?" he queried as he entered a Michigan avenue Clothing store the other day. Yes, I see dot coat. Vhas •soine- dings wrong !" " I should remark ! ' See how it is elf shrunk, up." " I see. How did she come ?" " I got caught eut in therain."; " Oxactly. Did I sell /you do coat for waterproof 1'• - " No ; but it hadn't ought to shrink up like thio." Dot may be, but suppose dot coat swell out and vhas worth $2 more would you pay ;me extra ?" " Of course not," " Oxactly. ' he was even. If it shrinks yon doan' blame me ; if she swells you do:n' pay me any more. Please doan' pl ck oop der ahtore, my frendt, die washy busy day. • Wellington; Grey and Bruce. GOING NORTH -t-. Ethel Brussels Bluevale........ Wingham...... Genre Seim- Wingham ... . - Bluevale Bruseelss Ethel.... "Passenger. Mixed. 2.51.e. Y. 9.31 P.M. 8.38 P. M. 3.06 9.46. 9.20 3.21 10.00 9.60 8.30 10.10 11.10 Passenger. . Mixed. 6.39 A.M.11.10 A. M: 7.26 P. >i 6.48 11.22 7.65 7.02 11.45. 8.66 7.14 12.00. 9.31 London, Huron and Bruce, GOING NORTH- Passenger: London, depart . 7.66A.M. 4.36e.M Exeter 9.18 6.67 Heiman 9.28 6.09 Kippen .. ' 9.34 6.17 Bruoef eld 9.42 6.26 - Clinton 0.00 6-4 Londesboro ...... 10.19 7.03 Blyth. 10.28 7.12 Belgrave 10:42 7.27 Wingham arrive 11.00 7.46 GOING SOUTH- Passenger. Wingham, depart 6.60A.M Belgrave 7.05 4.00 Blyth. 7.18 4.16 Londesboro 7.26. 4.25 Clinton'. , 7.65 - 4.46 Brumfield . 8.i5 6.04 Kippen . 8. 4 ' 6.12 Hensall 8 2 6.19 Exeter 8.60 6.33 & M'INNES SUCCESSORS TO HAMILTON BROTHERS, BOOTS AND. SHOES FOIL THE XMAS TRADE. For the above trade mentioned we have laid in an immense stook of all kinds of winter goods, everything.in the line of footwear, such as Men's Felt Boots -half foxed, whole foxed, and loose socks ; Men's Knitted Mackinaw Socks, in a great many different styles, colors and prices. Lumbermen's Rubbers of every description, and of the best quality in the market -THE GOOD YEAR GLOVE BRAND. Men's Felt Socks with leather snow protector, or without, and -rubber to match. Come and see our Men's Overshoes, -THE DUKE, a lover dress shoe with a jersey cloth top. . Our two buckle . Arctic, our Snow Ex- cluders and Arctics. Also our PRINCE, jrsey cloth topped Alaska. We have also a very fine line of Ladies' Overshoes. Our Ladies' VICTORIA, with a jersey cloth top, button, is the finest Overshoe in the trade, and our high cut button is an excellent shoe for every day wear. The above rubber goods that we have called your attention to are a11- of the GOOD YEAR GLOVE BRAND, and we have the sole control of these goods for Seaforth. We would like everybody to call and see these goods for themselves. . In leather goods we have a full line of everything at rock bottom prices. Our Ladies' and Gentlemen's Fancy Slippers for Christmas trade are extraordinary good value. Grand Trunk Railway. Trains leave Seaforth and Clinton station follows: GOING WR8T- SRAPOa.TH. CLu rom Passenger .. 1.03 P. M. 1.20 P. M Passengger..... .. 9.10 e. M. ' 9.27e. M Mixed Train..... . .9.20 A. ir. 10.06 A.M. Mixed Train. 6.16 e. M. 6.40 GOING EAST - Passenger. ..... .. 7.69 A. M. 7.43 A. Passenger .... 2.43 P. M. 2.25 e. Mixe f Train... 6.30 a M. 4.65 P. 1.1 Freight Train, . , 4,30 r, a, : 3.30 P. TRUNKS. AND VALISES. '' We have a very large stock of Trunks and Valises �n hand, and we will give great bargains in those goods for the month of Dec ember ROBES, ROBES, ROBES. A nice assortment of Grey, White and Black Robes, which we are going to sell at COST, as we do not intend to handle robes after this season. We would like everybody to call and see our goods, as we are going to give special values for the next month at the RED FRONT SLOE STORE. HAMILTON & McINNES, Latimer's ` Old Stand, Opposite William Pickard's, Seaforth. GET.; RICH. That is a piece of advice very much like the doctor's, when he, advises the poor man to take an ocean voyage, or the poor woman to take good nourishing food and a glass of old port wine. We don't need to be told to get rich, but we need to be told HOW -to do it. There, are many ways to get rich. Money speculation is one way. You can buy stocks, bonds, shares, &c., but all this requires capital to start with, and you have no such start. We will suppose, then, you must begin BY SAVING MONEY, But this only shifts the shoe that pinches to the other foot. How to save is almost as great a problem as how to make, or how to earn money It is all very well to say save money, but echo answers how is money to be saved ? That is what we started out to tell you and everybody HOW money saved on your necessary expenses may lay the foundation of fortune for you, and you can save money every time you trade BY BUYING CHEAP. That is no news, you will probably say. Of course you can save by buy - cheap. You couldalso fly if yoii had wings. You could do any- thing if you knew how. You are quite willing to save on your buying if you knew where to go to.1 That is what we are getting at. We would not waste your time by offering all this advice without having a practical end in view. If you want to buy cheap and save money every time, GO TO PICgARD'S, The place where. you will find the best and largest stock, the most ac- commodatingtreatment, and the very lowest prices to be found any- where. _ The Bargain Dry Godds andR Clothing House. a WM. PICKARD, LUMSDEN & WILSON'S IS STILL - Santa Claus' Headquarters. XMAS GOODS ARRIVING. Corner Main and Market streets, Seaforth. THE SEAFORTH COOPERAGE. The undersigned is now prepared to rece ive orders for any number of first-class Apple Barrels and Butter Firkins, Also any other wdrk n his line. Apply at the works, old Baptist Church, Seaforth. Dealers and Packers" taking large numbers will be very reasonably dealt with. 10224f P. KLINKHAMMER. 1 John C. Morrison, AGENT FOR THE- 'Qor) BINDER With one canvas ; the best in the market. Farmers are requested to see it before pur- chasing any other. Also the U. T. K. HAR- ROW. • Auctioneer for .McKillop. The best of satisfaction guaranteed and sale notes purchased. Will also 'be willing to execute Wills, Agree- ments, Mortgages, &c., at his office, Winthrop. VW A fair trial given with all Implements. JOHN C. MORRISON, Winthrop. 1106 They have just received a large nock of P1usti Comb and Brush Cases, which are selling at prices from $1 up ; these are the prettiest goods for the prices ever shown. LEATHER GOODS. -Portfolios, Collar and Cuff Boxes, Dress- ing Case Card Cases Ladies' Hand Satchels, Purses, Music Rolls, &c., ln„ s, in great variety. DOLLS AND TOYS for children at prices that make people stare and wonder bow they can sell so cheap -many lines are not one-half the price asked by others. Old Santa Claus buys- in the best r9arket. - ILLUSTRATED CHKISTMAS PAPERS, Picture and Story Books for Children, New Games -great assortment just to hand ; Xmas Cards -a very fine assortment of new and beautiful, very9low iu price. BIBLES, -Oxford Bagsters, Teachers' Bibles, Family Bibles Bibles with Methodist Hymns, and Bibles with' Presbyterian Hymns much lower in price. SANTA CLAUS desires the public _to. get all their -money is worth these hard times, and his particular instructions, which will be carried out to the letter at his headquarters, will insure every one get- ting full value for their money. Call on my agents, TTON ROOT GOMPOL'ND.-Com; osed of Cotton Root, Tansy and Pennyroyal -prepared by an old phy- ician. Is successfulll, used mrionthIy by thousands of women, and has been prescribed in a practice of over thirty years. Price, 81. Will be mailed to any address in Canada and United States. Doctor's consul- tation hours, 9 to 11,.and 1 4. Diseases of women treated only. Sealed art:eulars, teo stain e. Ladies only. Address POND LILY COMPANY, No. 3, Fishe Block 131 Woodward Avenue, Detroit, Michigan. 1135-13 1 LUMSDEN 8c WILSON, SCOTT'S BLOCK, MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH. IMPORTANT NOTICE. Read carefully the small print, and realize, the great inducements that are offered by the undersigned in the several branches - of busess carried on by him in this place. - GRIST AND FLOURING MILL. On account of the inferior quality of much of the wheat brought in for gristing this season, we have found it necessary to make some changes in our cleaning system, adding some of the .most improved machinery, which will enable us to give our customers' the very best Flour their wheat will produce. We are satisfied. that our system of giving the customer the product of his own grain, with the offal it produces, will commend itself to all. The best of stone flour always on hand. GENERAL STORE. Large and carefully selected stocks have been bought in the: best markets at very low prices, to supply the fall and winter trade in Dry Goods, Readymade Clothing, Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes, &c. Groceries fresh and c .eap continually arriving. Farm produce taken in exchange for goods. SAW MILL. A large quantity of Lumber on hand. suitable for building, fencing and ditching purposes. Some Hemlock and Black Ash logs, from 10 to 24 feet long, on hand to cut to order. Also Cedar Posts and Sawn and Split Fence Rails. fill orders sent in promptly filled. Andrew Govenlock, Winthrop. OQLDEN LION, SEAFORTH. WE SHOW THIS THANKSGIVING WEEK Several Special. Lines of Goods Worth the Careful Inspection of Buyers. 'Amongst them is a lino of THE FARMERS' Banking- House, S E -.AF' O IMIEEr (In eonnectien with the Bank of Montreal.) - LOGAN & CO. BANKERS 'AND FINANCIAL AGENTS. Now in heir own premises on Markt Street Seaforth, opposite A. Strong'i office. 1 General Banking Business done, drafts issued and cashed. Interest allowed on deposi , MONEY TO LEND On good notes or mortgages. JOHN WEIR. WM. GAN. 1058 W. N. WATSON, General Insurance : ent -AST Black and Dark. Brown Silk Plush for M N TIES_ Dealer in Sewing Marines. •t I - All kinds of property insured.at lr w.est rates in first-class reliable companies, and flosses set - tied promptly. { Special low rates on FARM PROPERTY in the Gore and Waterloo, from 76o . o $1 (cash plan) for three years. Mills and f ries in- sured in these companies at a saving of 20 'per cent. on stook companies. - Sole dealer in the WHITE and itAYMOND SEWING MACHINES (family and nahnufactur- ing). Prices ranging from $25 to $75. All ma- chines warranted for five years_on ,every kind of work. Needles, oil and repairs for sale. iia• chines repaired. This line I bought direct from the manufacturers, and can sell them at $2.50 per yard, worth in the regular way $4 per yard. Also special value in all kinds of BLACK DRESS GOODS. We claim to hold the best stock of Black Dress Goods outside of the *cities. Our stock embraces all the newest fabrics in all wool from 20c to 81.65 per yard. ` Ask to see our 90c Cashmere. goods, MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH, "100-1aVd NOSNHOI W 70 0 3 z )--e• CD 0 a pars l[ools mo rn ca cra 0 'H1210dtl3S O O O 4 aq cf- O V a Parlor .Heaters and Box Stoves, cm 0 STOVES in HALL, PARLOR and PARLOR THE HAY , TOWNSHIP Farmers' Mutual Fire Insurance Company, A purely Farmers' Company. Live Stock also insured when in the fields or on the road in charge of owner or servant. • Also manufacturer of the Improved oved Surprise Washer AND WRINGER MACHINES. -`Agan for TOMBSTONES and the WATSOlri A -CALZ:' SOLIOITED� TOMBSTONES COMPANY'S INZEPIaMMIIMZTTS.i, °UNDERTAKING promptly attended to sr moderate rates. R. JAMIESON, SEAFORTH. G. HO ,TzabIAN, Zurich:, 4,1 Build bath, vices were Ilton; How fund the the scri'' eoun rece Penh lad o ()fag reett Whe he e Echo6 after the unde was lariz' - His Bibi gym He d den; a vis ero - boor fired of '8 - and. 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