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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1885-11-27, Page 3• - e "r. ET, 1885. xehines. '4g 40171114tv, j and various other Machine Manatee. an by a Competent one.buying a-mae s6 3: ent and Sew :len, Main t"th. ;Repaired. Charges - 'CU AN Miiks1 STORK, THE Hotel, o Ratunitg New: HOUSE. 5v 004 riOKE RSt. T terat banking husi- es made in tient. k. a Montreal. 'received on deposit, teat best rates. Vntle LOCAL !ill attend to Con- ilending money on t farms, houses, ite. r-rrrr riEMASHIPS. ',1017th, Agent., %SUM Wi.TES,, Liverpool and ton - to position teyears, half fate; -ahha $50. Inter -- ;From Liverpool or •%'3, $78.75 and teettlatet 813. Re - Londonderry or : Cabin, $100, $126 .7:steerage, $26. [1. Estater,-Bonght anal, ; kst Insurance Cora- feaforth. A. STRONG. ACK,- -d Auctioneer, ed, Charges !totes yey to WING HAM. , - , LING- -MILL : l'At FAO' itY ta thank his /Miner- -ueral patronage ex- -aicing business [.ay be favored with you'd doveeilte give to keep on tiend 101;Lf1TNGS„ LAT, s I -in.- satisfaction to '''their patronage, tii areemployed- o. Custom, Planing. -8R,OADFOOTs- • ,Q _ ovE it 27, 184, - ' Perplexity: / at in my chamber, bewildered,and sigh ! ii ever a maiden was troubled it 1,. rye one lover'eh, though he's awfully old; F Har ie pockets . just running. over with gold. Another is hat dsome, and loves Me, I know, with all of the love that he doesn't bestow on himself. . The other is poor, plain and true, But cardes a heart that is pure as the dew. Bat—there my sister! Xow. beautiful Lou Has- married a inn who is rich at a Jew. She sighs for a husband who s handsome and can- 1 who 8 ace is not wrinkled. who's hair is not gray. f Kate married a beauty, yet she has no joy - She'ahead of the house —hett more like a to Hs don't knew aa mucti'ati a boy but of school, Like ad handsome men, he's a simperieg fool. iteg wedded forIove, arid that's worst of all, ate in a poor cottage that's terribly small, Shell -yes like "the woman who lived in a shoe," Ana grumbles and grumbles; now what can I do? There's Lon wo dd give wealth if it beauty would - bring; ; • And Rate, WI), wed beauty, w4mid take any- thing; And she whci h love is the worst of the three— Love, beauty or ricites2-0 which shall it_be?. I say to my aisters, i'll be an old maid, 1 And be sure ?f sunshine, since they hafe the i tthadere Andall the declare with hands held on high, Than be an old maid they'd mueli rather die* Or live as they are. Now, that's just the way! I go to my mother,—she's nothing to say. - The way- out of the trouble I eie'er can desbry ; If ever a maid was perplexed, it ie L I 1 -'—Lydia F. Hinman. • To Strengthen the- Me/n°/7. (St. Nicholas.) ! After reading a book, or an article, or an item'of information from any reliable source, before turning your attention to other things, give two or three minutes' quiet thonght to the subject that has just been Presented to your mindl; see how Much you can remember concerning ; and if there were any new ideas, in- structive fact, or binte of especial in- terest that impressed you, as you read, force yourself to recall - hem. It may be a little troublesome at first until your mind gets under control and learns to obey your will, but the very effort to thinkit all out will engrave the facts deeply upon the memory, so deep- ly that they will not be effaced by the rushing in of a new and different set of ideas; whereas if the matter be given no finther consideration at all the im- pressions you have received will fade away so entirely that within a few weeks you will be totally unable to re member more than a dim outline of them. • Gaieties. - —` Money does everything for a man,' said an old gentleman, pompously. Yes,' repliedthe other, but money won't do so much for a man. as some men will do for naoney.' —An English lady on the Rhine, hearing a German speaking of her party as foreigners, exclaimed, .“ No, We are _not foreigners, we are English ; it is you who are foreigners." —" Can you name the four seasOns ?" asked a school visitor of a cla,sa that was on examination. " Yes, sir," said a, bright looking little boy. " What are they, my little mart ?" "Salta pepper, vinegar and mustard," was the reply. - Al old Scotchirm , wit ose k n ledge of 'cuirent .litesatiire Was rather scanty, on being asked if he had read "Called Back," replied—"Na na, 1 dinna need to read about that—for weel a ken what a gruesome thing a cauld back is." -e-aA young man asked Diogenes which way he might best be revenged on his enemy? "The best • way," answered " isto make thyself illustrious by thy virtue, for thus thou shalt gain a great advantage to thyself, and cause a great vexation to thy foe." —That was a aly old Scotsman who, marrying a very young wife, I was rallied by his friends on the inequality of their ages. She will be near he replied, "to close my een." "Wed," remarked another of the party a "I've ha.d.twa WiVeS, and they have opened ray een." —How not to be kicked : On one occasion, a, friend- of Lord Alvariley came for advice, under the following cireumstances "Mr. — has threat- ened to kick me whenei.er he sees me in society. What ant I to do if he comes into the room ?" "Sit down," replied Ids Lordship. —Young husband, (complainingly)— " I wish we could find a cook who could make pumpkin pi & such as my mother used to make." Fashionable young wife (with surprise)—" Did your mother go into the kitchen and make pie ?" Young husbaecl---" Yes, awl mighty e-ood pie it was too." Fashionable young wife—" Well I hope you won t say anything about it in the presence of the servants." —A small bay testified in an Austin justice'a court that the aray took place on Sunday.—" How do you know it was Sunday ?"—" Because that day 1 had to go to the side door of a saloon to get beer ifor 4inner." 1 esldisa Rosewood, who took part in amateur theatricals--" Oh, I'm so tired ! I had to stand all the evening." Miss Sharp, who was in the audience—" My dear, you have not had to stand _pearly so raueh as we have." - —Some men have tact. Said the bridegroom, who didn't, wish to offend - either his bride or die of internal dis- turbance—" My dear, this bread looks delicious, but it is the first you have -ever made. I cannot think of eating it, • but wilt preserve it to show to our chil- dren in afteryears as a sample of their mother's skill and deftness. ' —In a New York horse -car, recently, all the -seats were taken, when a richly 'dressed " lady " entered With one of those .abominable shaggy dogs in her arm& She stood directly in front of a passenger and remarked audibly, I do wieh same gentleman would give me a seat" Ile felt obliged to answer, and I would cheerfully- vaeate ray seat; but I am sick, and I think you are the beat able to stand:" " Btat," she Persisted, "1 have my peedle.171 " said he, "for that matter, you might throw the thing out of the window." —There were two barristersat the Irish ,har who formed a singular contraat in their stature. Nioian Mahaffy was 4 i much above the middle size as Ar: Collis was hdow it.. When Lord Roderic - _aide was Lord Chancellor of Ireland, these two gentlemen chanced to be re- , tattled in the stone cause a short -time After his lordship'b elevation, and before he ivas personally acquainted with the Irish bar. Mr. Collis Wit's Opening the motion, when the Lord Chancellor ob- served—" Mr. Collis, when a barrister addresses the court, he. Jurist stand." I am standing on the bench my lord," Witt- I beg a thousand par- dons," said his lordship, somewhat con - f -INA " Sitalown, .11r. Mahaify." " I 1: • am sitting, my lord," was the reply to the. confounded Chancellor. . —A porter at a Scottish railway sta- tion, who had grown grey in the service, and who was remarkable for having all the details of the arrival and departure of trains, &c., at Ms finger f ends, was one :day 34e/intending matters on the platform, when the parish' minister step- ped up to. him and asked when the next train arrived from the south. t The aged official took off his. cap and carefully read the hour and the minute of . the train from a document stuck in the croWn. Somewhat surprised at this, the -minister said—" Dear me, John, is your memory failing, or what is up with yon? You used to have all these mat- ters entirely by heart." Wed, sir," said John, " 1 dinna ken if ' my mem- ory's &ill& or fat's up; but the fac' is, I'm just growin' like yersel,"—I canna _manage without the paper. , Boston Banking Experiences. "We see some very queer sights, and have some queer experiences in the course of a year," remarked an old -State street bank teller respectively, to a Boston : • Herald repo'rter: "For example ? Well, I will tell you a few. Not - long since an old farmer-, dressed in a Suit (Crusty homespun, crone into the bank—he was from the western part of the State, I believe— and stepping up to my window, said: "'Be you the President, mister '` 1 informed him that the Presi- dent was absent on a six months' vaca- tion, bnt that the cashier would be happy to attend to any business he might have. ." Wal," he drawled, it don't make no great diff'rence, I s'pose. I thought co how I might leave a little money with ye, if ye'd take good care on it.' , "The cashier came out and talked. with him a few minutes, and as a result, he produced an old strap -fastened le,ath- er wallet, and said : "'1 guess ei how I'll trust ye with a hundred an' forty dollars.' "1 Counted:the money, then said: "'All right, sir. Your signature, if you please.' • " At the same time I handed out the huge book in which we 'keep depositors' signatures. What did he do but quiet- ly place the book under his arm, and walk- off with it! Ourmessenger had to • run more than a block before he caught up with him. The old manwas as in- nocent of wrong doing as a babe. He said he thought that was his receipt for the money. , ' "Another similar appearing old fel- low came in one day with a check on the bank for two hundred dollars, and told. me, in a confidential way, that 'if it wasn't perfectly convenient, he would let. part of it rest there fora while' "More obliging than some larger, cap- italists would be.' I "Very true. And it it strange how loosely some keep their aceounts.• A few days ago I informed: a depositor that his account was overdrawn. He stared at me in astonishment and blurted. out: Who did it "Can. you imagine a man More 'care, less ?" "Not king since, in ; a Devonshire street bank,. A depositor drew out quite a large amount of anoney, and left the hank with it. A short time after- ward he hurried into the bank again, and approaching the paying teller, said, with sinialated anger : " I say, yoa didn't pay me the right amount!' "'It's too late now, fir,' said the paying teller; we don't correct errors.' I was going to say,' returned the brightening up that you had paid me $100 too,much.' "'Well, then, you 'keep it,' said the teller, angrily, and the man did keep it.' "'1 will tell you just one more inci- dent that struck me as being suggestive. A remarkably pretty, well-dressed woman is in the habit of coining once a week regularly, and depositing exactly $25. 1 of course i time came to know -her quite well, and made so bold one day as to ask her what she did. - "'Well,' she said blushing and look- ing down, you mustn't tell anybody, but my husband is 1 bar -keeper." Plain Talk From a Clergyman., The Rev. Dr. Mark Trafton the ven- erable and widely -known ifethodist clergyman, made a sensation at a late conference 0 f Methodist ministers • in Boston, by denotineing the modern. church service, and by defending the non -church -going mases. I confess," he said, "I don't like toto to.church. I am sorry to say it. W an I was a boy I wail glad when they " Let us go into the house of the Lord.' • "1 enjoyed the preaching, the sing- ing, and the praying." A Voloc—" You. were very. pious in those days." - "Yes. . Well; it's no ewender I've backslidden with ouch, associates. (Laughter.) Let me start out. now, to go to. church and worship God. At home we have had our private devotion. We come to the church door, (I am say- ing what took place exactly,) and we see plenty -of seats vacant. We ask one of the young snipperamappers, with a rosette in his buttonholei-for a seat. He says: You wait awhile and 111 see.' "By and by, when the bell stops toll- ing, the map sa.ys : "'You can find a seat in the gal- lery.' A Voice -e-", What church was that ?" "A C:hristian church.'? - " ID the gallery you see four young people talking and laughing. Suddenly the -organ starts, and then as suddenly the our grow solemn, jump up, and be - 'gin to squall. You can't understand a word they say. They sing a hymn you. never heard before, and never want to hear again. You can't sing with them. Call that tinging God's praise? It's not only folly; but it's blaspliemy. You've no business to introduce math trash as that, and call it devotion. Then the prayer! In the old times the minister -used to pray, to supplicate, to implore, just as if he expected something would come. and something did ome. Now this brother who prayed,. delivered a homily, an. address to the people, a strained effort. It wasn't praying. I cciafess it didn't touch me at all. I kept saying to myself : " Oh,- nonsense! Fiddlestick s ! "1 say thisonght not to be. We ought not to go away disgusted." . There was much more in the same strain, and then. the ministers decided to onsicler the tubjeet at length two weeks later. Law. out Iricidents. A barriste named Missing was cle- feidmg a .pri oner charged with steal- ing a donkey, and ,was severe in his ex - a 'illation of the witness. The case was thit the prosecutor' had left the donkey g- o tied to a gate,' and on returning it was Do you m,ean to say, witness," said M asing, "the donkey as stolen ?" i mean to say, air," was the reply,. hat the ass was misaing." A. witness may be obstructive and give a barrister great trouble by refusing to answer questions put to 'him ; but this m thod of procedure is not so effective as quick, sharp and ready repartee. • n eminent English architect was be ng .,examined by counsel, who was us ng evety effort in .his power to de - pr ciate the witness' opinion. 'You are a builder, I believe ?" No, sir, I am not a builder; I am an architect." • Ah, well, builder or architect, arch- ite t or builder—they are pretty much th eatne, I suppose ?" beg your pardon ; they are to, tally ,di erent. st sis t 'Oh, indeed! Perhaps you would e wherein this great difference con - 8.51 , 'An architect, sir, conceives the de- an, , prepares the plan, draws out the s el fication—in short, .aupplies the rni d. The builder is merely the ma- ch e,. the architect power that puts th machine together and sets it going." 'Oh, very well, Mr. Architect; that wi I do. A very ingenious distinction, wi hout a difference. Do you happen to ku Wawho was the architect of the to er of Babel ?" 4` There was no architect, sir—hence th confusion." ‘' Which way did the Stairs run ?" a trianess was once asked, and his reply w " : "That it depended on circum- stances—if you were at the bottom, they nu up; but if you are on the top, they rui down." 1 Curran was,examining a witness, and failing to get a direct answer, said: -4' There is no use in asking you ques- tl tie e, for I see the villain M your face." ' Do you, sirr' said the man with a sm e: ' Faix, I never knew my face wa a looking -glass before !" • • President Lincoln's Youth. . Living in homely fashion on frontier far, usually on "corn dodgers and an1 common doings," sometimes on " bite bread and chicken fixings," , eat- ina, off pewter plates and wooden trench- ers clothed in coonskin cap, buckskin br eches, deerskin shirt, and cowhide sh es, using the axe, the maul, the hoe, and the plow, young Lincoln had little ch lice, apparently, for mental exercise. Bu whenever one -occurred be seized up n it with the utmost eagerness. he common free schools which now so iloseiy follow the heels of the pioneer ab4 settler in the western portions of th Republic had not then reached Indi- an . An itinerant teacher sometimes ' straggled ' into a settleinerit; .abd if he cold -teach ' readin', writin', and biph- erin' to the rule of three,' he was deem- ed krialified to -set up a school. With teaChers thus qualifted, Lindoln attended sclieol at different Unica ; in all, about twelve months.' An anecdote is told of an incident occurring at One of these schools, which indicates his kindness an4 his readiness of invention. A poor, di 'dent girl, who spelled definite with a '• y," was threatened and frightened by the rude teacher. Lincc.iln, with a Big ificant look, putting one of his long fingers to his eye enabled her to change ' the letter in time to escape punishment. He early manifested the; most eager deare to learn. He acquired knowledge with great facility. What he learned he earned thoroughly, and everything he had -once acquired was always at his 1 corinnand. . 'Young Abraham borrowed of the nei hbors and read every book he &add he4r Of in the settlement within a wide ,cir uit. If by chance he heard of a k that he had not read, he would • wa k many miles to borrow it. Among oth r 'volumes, he borrowed of one Crawford, Weems" Life of Washing- tonL' 'Reading it with: the greatest eagerness, he took it to bed with him, in he loft of the cabin, read on until his nu bin of tallow candle had,burned out; the he placed the book between the log of the cabin, that it might be at ha d as soon as there was light enough in be morning to enable him to read. Bu during the night a violent ram came on, and. he awoke , to find his book wet thr ugh and through. Drying it as well as e could, he went to Crawford and tol4 him of the mishap, and, as he had no noney to pay for it, offered to work- outl the value of the injured volume. Crawford fixed the price at three days' wo k, and the future President pulled , cor 1 three clays, and thus became -the ow er of the fascinating book. He tho i lit the labor well in -Vested. He re4 over and over again, this graphic audj nthusiastic sk etch of Wash ingtbn's car r, and no boy ever turned,over the Paaf of Cooper's ' LeatherfStocking r ' with more intense delight_ than tha with which Lincoln read of the ex plo4s and adventures and virtues of this Am ican hero. Following his plow in brod.king the prairie, he peedered over the s ry of Washington, and longed- to inii14e h lin. " t ne of the most fashionable and larg ly attended weddings of this season wasi that of Miss Einily Charlotte, only da,ughteWilliam of the Rev. Dr. John Hall, and Dr. l' E. Wheelock, which oc- curred -iin the 'evening of the 2Sth ult. in ,Kew York. The ceremonies took place in the magnificent Fifth Avenue Presibyterian church, of which the bride's father is the pastor. The large edifice was crowded by the leading people of the.eity. The ceremony was performed by Dr. Hall, assisted by his son, the Revl Thomas Hall; of Oinaha. The money spent for wedding presents amotu1 tecl away up in the thousands. . —A special from Wichita;Kansas, an- nounc s the death of the noted and cruel Cheyenne chief, Stone Calf, who died yesterday at his camp near the canton- ment, 'of spinal meningitis. 4 Stone Calf was aldely known and infleential with the tribe, of which he wa a ,principal chief. He was the leader in the troubles of last spring. lie always lived in re- mote Parts of the reservation. He was A terror to the cattlemen, and previous to the annulling of the grass leases reg- ularly raided private herds with his band. He led the outbreak of 1874, at •which tiine he took captive two white gills named Germain, who were after- wardsl delivered to the United States authe ities after suffering every possible indi ity at the hands, of the red whelp. • i THE EtPOSITOR. 1 . a 'IMPORTANT NOTICES. ClHROPSHIRE LAMBS.-eFor sale,*five Sbr p - shire Ram Lambs. Any persoo desiti g csuocohpaEhRol.dd apply at once, on Lot 17, Londpn Rrdm Road, Tuckeith, or Kippen P. 0. JAMES - 9354.f.1 (OUSE TO .RENT.—To rent in Seafortial -a coniniodlous dwelling house contaititg eleven rooms, with cellar stable .and all mats- sary conveniences, and pieesantly situated. Ap- 1) at SMITH'S RESTA it RA NT. • HAWL LOST. --Led on the ith of Novemb"L, L. on the gravel road; between Leadbury aid Seaford', a Meek sheet, Thefinderwill he liberally rewarded on leaving the same either et bTiiiiresEpx.roos. rroa. Office, Seatorth, or at the Lead- , 936t11 AMS AND- BULL FOR SALE.—For sale, a .11e few thorobred Southdown Rams, also a ° thoroughbred Durham Buil "Lord Wilton," 14q5[ three years old. A splendid stook getter. Ap- ply on Lot 27; concession 4, Hibbert, or to Stage 'P. O. DAVID HILL. -03 • BA.11.GATN — Will be soldc5hxelf 140 aciesaf good land, heavily timbere chiefly tnaple, some- HernlOck and Cedar, nailer failingetreem through it. Three miles front Alliteford station, township of Annabel, County of Bruce. Apply to box 284, Stratford, or Ex- po:neon Office. mo RETIRED FARMERS AND OTHERS:— . - 1 For sale cheap, a comfortable frame dwell- ing house and half ta acre of land in Egmond- vine, hear the ceinetety. The house contain& 5 rooms, The lot is planted with fruit trees. The propetty is pleasantly situated and will be said cheap. Apply to SOLOMON McDONALD, lig- mondi lite. - 935xt ()YE LOST.—Lost, a note of hand, made by floss Brothers, of Brussels, in favor .of Janial Govenlock, for $125, bearing *date May lst, 1885, and bearing interest at 10per emit. until paid. The public are hereby cautioned ageing purchasing or negotiating the aboVe note, as payment of the same has been stopped. JAMES GOVENLOCK. 934x4 NOTICE:—The annual meeting of the Londes- , tioro Butter and Cheese Manufacturifig Company, will be held in Londesboro, ' n Wedi, resday December 2nd. Directors meeti g 1 I at 9 o Meek a. ne, Shareholders meeting at la: 0, !Publit meeting. at 1:30 p. in. Professor Barre, of GuelPh Agricultural College; Mr. Hannah; of the aeaforth Creamery, and Mr. Herbison, of ' 'Godetich Creamery, are expected to address the , , meeting. W. L. OUIMETTE, Secy-Treas. Londesboro, November 18, 1885. 9361 EXECUTORS' NOTICE --All parties havilige Wailes against the estate of the late W. II. Browit, of the township of Hullett, in the County ' of Enron, deceased, who died on the 6th depot Octohei, 1885, ate bereby notified to tmnsi tit the *the, together with ., a statement of tie security they hold, iitany, to either of the und r- l reigned, addressed to Constance P. 0., and pt- ' age piapaid, on or before the first day of Dece IV , ber, 1/385. All claims not then in will be p r- emp eily barred as a distribution of the est te will e . then made. All parties indebted to t e said es ate are also notified to liquidate t e same at once- • GEO. STEPHENSON, )- Execu tors. i GEORGE ft II -0 W N, ) . Hulletf, October 13, 1865. . 931x$ ESTRAY STOCK. T1STRAY HEIFER.—Came into the premifies 114 of the Undersigned, London Road, Stanley, near Brucefield, . about the lst of October,' a White two-year-old Heifer. The owner can have the Elaine by proving .property and payibg charges. JOHN SWAN. 934X • EISTRAY CATTLE.—Came into the premiees .of the undersigned, Town Line, Mullett and McKillop, about the lst October, three year- ling tattle: one steer and two heifers One of the heifers isgrey and the other ted, and the Ffn"- 1 grey' Tie: reeeire eat. ;lave the same by province property anti paying charges. EDWARD HINCII1LEY. 935x4 STRAY STEER.—Strayed from Lot 6, Con- cession 13, Tuckersiiiith, about the 22ed of Octeber, a two-year-old Steer, all red, with short horns, and well-bred, Inforinatien lead- ing to the recovery of this seined will be liber- ally rewarded: DUNCAN MeLEAN, . hurst P. 0. 934x4 STRAYED SHEEP. — Strayed from Lot .2, Aileen 'toed, Tuckersmith, about 20th of Autuet, a number of Mete amd Lambs and some aged Rams, Nome marat.:i and some not. Any one giving Hitch information as will lead to and J. HEFFERNAN, Seaforth. their rneovery will be suitably rewarde9d31..tr. STRAYED OR STOLEN.—Strayed or stolen from the premises of the undersigned, Lon- don Road, , Tuckersmith, near Brueefield, about 10th October, 14 good ewes, all marked- with a ring on the right ear. Any information that will led to the recovery of these sheep will be liberally rewarded. THOS. WOODLEY, Bruce - field. 934-1 TISTRAY CATTLE.—Strayed from Lot 3, Cbra 114 ceSsion 6, Tuckersmith, about the middle of June, last, three yearlin'g. cattle, two steers and one heifer. The heifer is grey with small white strip on face. One of the steers is clean white and the other spotted red and white. Any inforraatiop that will lead to the recovery of the above aitimals will be suitably rewarded. JOHN HYSLOP, Seaforth P. 0. 936x4 UStRIAY CALVES.—Strayed from the prent- jte se k of the undersigned Lot 18, Blind Line, township of Hay, on or about the lst day of October; three steer spring calves of the follow- ing *description: One red, one half red and white, and the ether about two-thirds red. The finder will be suitably rewarded by returning same or giving such notice as will lead to their recovery. THOS. DICK, Hensall P. 0. 935x3 0TRAYED OR STOLEN. —About the lst of 0. July, six head of Young Cattle, one year eld eachethree heifers one White and two Red;- tWo Steers, One Red, with White mark on forehead, and one mixed red and white. with white stretk • down the tack; one little bull, dark red. Any information that will lead to the recovery of the same *ill be suitably rewarded. ROBERT BLOOMFIELD, Bluevaletla 0. 927x4 tf T1_, STRAY CATTLE AND SHEEP.—Strayed Jra from the premises of the undersigned, Bay- field village, about the 10th July last, one cow and two two-year-old Heifers. The cow. is six years old, all red ; the heifers also are all red, with the exception of a small white spot on the belly of one, and one had a very small piece off the top �f one horn. Alen five ewes and three lambs; one of the ewes is black, and all of them had a tar mark on the right side. Any infernal-, tion that will lead to the recovery of these ani- mals, Will Ix:emits:111y rewarded. JOHN 934x JOHN- STON, Bayfleld. • , - GET THE BEST?! 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The .moet- liberal indneernente ever offered in Canada to clUb-getters. Address— • f[ ADVEIRTISER PRINTING CO. 1/4TON, CASADA. 836-21, tt Our Fall Importati9ns Received and Opened up. . Amongst them DBES GOODS irk great variety; in WINCEYS, SHAWLS, SKIRTS, VELVETEENS PLUSHES, SILKS, etc., splendid values; in ENG- LISH WORSTED and SCOTCH TWEED, a tine selection, M CANTON and -ALL-WOOL FLANNELS, unheard of prices heretofore; in CARPETS and OIL CLOTHS; a good selection. In Readymade Clothing We have a magnificent range in Men's, Youths', and Boys'; Boys' Suits, $2.50 and up; Youths All -Wool Suits, $4.50 and up; Men's All -Wool Suits, $5.75 and up. A large consignment of Overcoats, in Men's Youths' and Boys', To hand. tgr SUITS MADE TO ORDER; FIT GUARANTEED, We claim position with any house in Canada for selling good goods at right prices. JAMES PICKARD, SIGN OF THE RED FLAG CAMPBELL'S BLOCK, MAIN, STREET, SEAFORTH. • Go to O. W. PAPST FOR FINE ART WALL PAPER: • FROM THE CHEAP BROWN BLANKS TO THE FINEST Gold and Plush Papers, Ceiling Pannellings, Dado Decorations. Window Shades—, -Decorated and Plain 1 in Paper And Cloth. Window Fixtures, Carpet Felt, Baby Carriages. Low Prices in all Lines. Call and See Them. O. W. PAPST Bookseller and Stationer MAIN' STREET, SEAFORTH. CENTR L GROCERY. LAIDLAW & FAIRLEY, PROPRIETORS. • NEW SEASON'S TEAS. • A choice assortment of Congous, Oolongs, Young Hysons, Gunpowder and Japans. SUGARS.--Demarara, Granulated and Raws. RAISINS.—Elme, Sul- tana and Valencias. CURRANTS.—Palias and Vastem. A full assortment of Choice Groceries always in stock. Our aim is to give *he best goods in the mar- ket at the lowest possibleprices. CROCKERY AND GLASSWARE. We hold large stocks of China, Porcelain and Granite Ware in Dinner. Tea and Chamber Sets, which we are offering at a small advance on cost. I A full line of the celebrated "World" pattern in seta --±-Teas, Coffees, Plates, etc. Glassware in abundance, full line of Fruit Jars. An inspection of our stock is respectfully solicited. Highest price paid for Butter, Eggs and Coarse Gratis. LAINJAW 8g, FAIRLEY SEAFORTH. PLOWS! PLOWS 0. C. WIliALSON SEAFORTH, Has the best assorted stock of PLOWS in the county, consisting of..Steel and Chilled, from the best manafacturers in Canada and the States. The following kinds are now in stock: South Bend No. 10 and 15 Plows, No. 40 Oliver Chilled and Syracuse Chilled and Steel Plows, The Ayr Americati Plow Company's Chilled and Steel Plows, The Essex Centre Steel and Chilled, Brantford Plow Company's Stee' and Chilled, And W. H. Verity's Steel and Chilled Plows, Including the old reliable Massey, No. 13 Thistle Cutter. South Bend, Syracuse and Brantford Sulky Plows, And all kinds of Plow Castings at 10* 0. 0, WILLSON'S, Seaforth. Wonderful Bargains at the Seaforth Tea Store. In Teas, Sugars, Currants, Raisins and Prunes, I have a fine selection. Also in Crockery and Glassware. The best refined Coal Oil always in stock, and as cheap as the cheapest. WANTED—First-class Butter and a quantity of White Oats and Barley, for which the highest market price will be paid. Oats taken in exchange for Oatmeal at mill rates. A call is solicited from all. A. G. AULT, Main-st., Seaforth. REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. pi:WILDING LOTS FOR SALE.—The-undee 13 signed has a number of fine buildig Lots on Goderich and James Streets for sale, at low prices. For partieulars apply to D. ite WILSON. 908 - VARM FOR SALE:—One lumdredacres bein 12 the south hall of Lot 9, in thetith Comes son of Morris, County of Huron. It is well situ- ated, and aocti for grain or patture being well watered. it will be sold cheap as the owner ia giving up tannina, lair particulars apply to CHAS. MeCLELLAND, Belgrave. 922x8tf OTS FOR SALE:— Three hundred and J 1 seventy-five acres of land, being composed of Lots 32, 33,34, 35 and part of 31, in the 8th Concession of McKillop. They will beaoldeheap, as the owner wishes to dispose of the property. APPiy to W. C. GOUINLOCK, Warsaw New York. „ _ -8138 ACRE the MFeOlt SALE,—North half af and north of north ball of Lot 31, Concession 9, McKillop. Most of this land is _seeded, and in excellent condition for meadow or pasture. • For further particulars apply to ANDREW GOVENLOCK, Winthrop P. 0. 819 TJOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE IN WALTON. 11 —The Subscriber offers for sale his pro- perty in Walton. The house is nearly new, and containsseven rooms and pantry. The lot eontaina one-quarter of an acre. Thee is also a good stable on the premises and hard water. Tenin3.— Cheap for Cash. RICHARD HAMMITT,Seaforth. 926-8x4 ACRE FARM and FOR SALE.—For sale 150 dlhalf of 18, in he lst Con- cession A-olioTt unaberry, about two miles from Wingham, and one and one-half miles from Blue - vale. Ninety acres under cultivation, wen fenced and drained, with goad buildings and other conveniences, will be sold cheap. Appy - to ALEX. ROSS, Bhievale P.O. 9t BUILDING LOTS FOR SALE.—The under- signed er- - signed has a number of very eligible build- ing lots for sale cheap. These lots contain a quarter of an acre each, are pleasantly situated and convenient to the business pad of the village, and are well adapted for the residence of retired 'farmers, or others desiring e pleasant and <inlet place of residence. DANIEL -CLARK, Egroond- 877 ville. • F1ARM FOR SALE.—For Sale Lot 37, Conees‘ sion 4, East Wawanosh, County of Huron - containing 200 acres, about 140 acres cleared. This property will be sold this summer in order to close the affairs of the estate of the late JAS. W. AULD. For particulars apply to Executors' GEORGE HOWATT, Westfield P. O., or to ROBT. B. CURRIE, Wingham P. 0. 91.0 - TIARM FOR SALE.—Lot 20, Concession 12, 12 Township of Grey, containing 102 acres,60 or 65 acres cleared and in good state of cultivation; the balance is well timbered. There is on the premises a good frame house, log barn and frame stables, also a good bearing orchard. It is two miles front, Ethel station on the Great Western Railway, one mile from tbe village of Cranbrook and 6 miles from Brussels. For terms and further particulars apply to VALENTINE FOERSTER, Cranbrook P. 0., Ont., orA. RAY - MANN. 932-12 TOR SALE CHEAP:—Lot 25, Concession 15, 12 township of -Grey, containing 100 acres. This lot is valuable forets timber, beine covered with cedar, hemlock, black ash, beech, maple and a quantity of pine. It eould be eamily deem- ed as the Govermrent drain runs along the front of the lot, and when drained would be a desir- able lot for agricultural purposes. For particu- lars apply to DR. HOLMES, Goderich. -934 _ TIARA! TO RENT,—To rent being Lot 21, Co - 12 5, Stanley township, 6 miles from Clinton, a good farm on reasonable -terms, There is a good well, frame barn and house, also an orchard, about 60 acres cleared, also a large job of cutting wood and other work taken in part pay of rent. For further partirulars -apply to JOSEPH W. MILLS, Clinton, who rendes at W. SHIPLt Y'S. 934x8 ana ACREtFeA.R11 FOR SALE.—Lot Con- hittat cession 2, East Wawanosh ; 120 acre!, well improved the balance well timbered, with cedar enough for fencing and well w:.tered. Frame barn and stabling, log house and frame kitehen, and a young bearing orchard of 1.00 choice fruit trees. Two miles from Auburn, where there are Churches, Stores, Posteillee and other Shops, Mills, aa also six miles from Rail- road Station and mark!et, good roads leading to each place. Purchaser may pay one•third or more down and the balance ORT1 remain on mort- gage. Apply to WateE. BROWN, Auburn P. O. - 928-12 HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE.—For Sale corner of St John and Sperling Streets, Seaforth, being Lot 1-9, Sparling's Survey. This desirable property being a corner lot near the residence of Ifr, Wm. M. Gray, suitable for a small family, can be purchased on application to Mr. Armitage in Commercial Bank buildings, Seafortlethe house contains six rooms with sum- mer kitchen, hard and soft water, ooal house and other outbuildings the lot is well stocked with fruit, Plum, Cherries, Crab Apples, Currante, Grepes, ace and is well fenced with new picket fence. C. F. PASHLEY. 910 FARMNorth hall Lot 22, Concession 7, Morns, IN MORRIS FOR SALE.—For Sale, contaaning 100 acres, about 70 of which are clear- ed, and partly cleared from stumps, well fenced and in a good state of cultivation. The wood land contains considerable cedar. There is a good imme house and batik barn with stabling underneath and other necessary OULbUildings good orchard and plenty of spring water. It 'is , within three quarters of a mile from school, and only three miles from the flourishing village of Brussels This farm will be sold cheap. Apply on the premises -or Brioaels 1'. 0, 9:10tf SIMON FORSYTHE, Proprieties. TIARM FOR SALE.— For sele the East half o 12 Lot 12, Concession 17, Grey, containing 50 ares, about 40 acres cleared, neaity free from stumps, well fenced and in a good etate of culta vation and partly underdrained. The balance IS good hardwood bueh. There is a bank barn 50 feet square with stabling underneath, a ,sinall frame house and a good well, also a good bearing on hard This fann is withia three miles of 41*. villageof Walton, eight from Brussels, and thir- teen front Seaforth, with good gravel roads lend in, to each place. This farm will be sold cheap as the proprietor wishes to retire; Apply to the, Proprietor on the premises _ or to Walth°Pe NEIL -DUNCANSON. 91.7x4if. TEACHERS WANTED. TITANTED.—Male or female teacher, eccond V V or third class, for School Secteon No. 7, Wbet Wawanotth. Duties to commenee January let, 1841. Applications will be reoeived. up to Deeeniber the let, 1885. Address the under- signed, stating salary. WM. W. SCOTT, SR., Fordyee P. 0, - 934x4 MEACIIER WANTED.—Wanted a Male or Female Teacher for School in Section No. 9, Gre,y, for the year 1886. Appiications en- - closing testimonials from Inspector, also stettng ealary expected, will be received by tbe undersigned until December 5th, Diet ALEX. MeKAY, Secretary, Moncrief P. 0. 336-3 filEACHER WANTED. — Wanted, a female I_ teacher for the jqpior department of Ford, Wich school. Applications received up to ..No- vembei 30, 1885. State salary and testimonials, (personal applications preferred). Address, THOMAS WILSON, Fordwich, (bt. SEL 111 L.L.S„ TOO; IleNEVIN, Proprietor of these a -ell- e) keoe'n and popular mina has been adding more improved machinery, and is now better prepared to -turn out an a,rtiele of • FAMILY FLOUR, which cannot be excelled by any mill i.n the country.riristg done while the party waits for it. Flour exchanged for wheat, chopping done every\ iday and chopped for six cents per bag With water Fresh oat meal always en hand afld for sale and exchanged for oata. 'Flour, shorts and bran always on hand and sold at the lowest market prices, also any quan- tity of phops on hand. Orders promptly attend- ed to. lThose who have not yet given theee militia trial will And it to -their interest to do so, Re - mem r the popular "Bell's /dills." JOHN Mani/1 .9;3 r•• f7, Yrr : 7:[[[