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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1883-04-06, Page 9r=. • h • x s StPPLEMENT T0! [URON EXPOSITOR. GAI ETIE: —" Whistlers are always good natured," says a philosopher. Everybody knows that. It's the folks who have to listen to the whistling that get ugly. —A cerrespondent tells an an- ecdote of an old woman who, when her pastor said to ,her, " Heaven has not deserted you in_ your old age," replied : " no,. sir ; I have a very great appetite still." —" Are you feeling very ill l" asked the physician. " Let me dee your tongue, please." replied the patient ; "no tongue can tell how. bad I feel' --"" Well, sonny," said a doting uncle to his little nephew, who had been absent all day .fishing, g• you catch a good many fish i" ,`No, I r PALACESHOW - ROO uncle , but I drowned a good many i ,� SEAFORTH FRIDAY, APRIL. 6, 1883. tan.d E xhib jti� OF LINE. AT cFaul worms " was the a sonny's" answer. —The difference between an /conversationalist and a sEAroRTHagreeable bore is this -: The latter likes- to :P have somebody, to talk to, while the former prefers to have some- TOlIIOItROW body to talk with. . —Perfectly empty ; " I do wish you would come home earlier," said a woman to her husband ; " I am afraid. to stay alone. I always F imagine that there's somebody in ridgy and Sa, a� the douse, but when you come I' know there ain't." —A farmer being asked to write I s I a testimonial fora patent -clothes wrin er, produced the following : " I tought your clothes -wringer; and am hugely delighted 'with it: I bought a load of wood which proved too tough and unfit for use ; I run the whole load through your wringer,- and have used the wood for kindling ever since." 6th and 7th of APRIL. 319 Y Prpbably upon no occasion in. past histcy of Seaforth, has there been such a display of M as will be .seen to -day and to -morrow, our leading 3nerchan ing selected, the same days for their openings, which is usual' occurrence. This opportunity, so seldom afforded to the public, wi —He was at breakfast, wrestling 1 every lady an -excellent chance to see the production. of th with a piece of remarkably•tough i ent establishments at the same time, and while passing fi veal. His wife said to him : "You show room to . another comparing styles, prices, &c., they always say there's always something better able toecre who 1d `drs e th Leader o d f the Season. the nery s hav- n un- t4 be thankful for in everything. 3 I fancy you'd be puzzled to find, - '-The Palace Show Room is still under th excellent something to be thankful for in .rnent of MISS SMITH, assisted by MISS STOBIE, and n that veal." " Not at all," he cheer- will be spared to make our Grand Millinery Exhibition th of the day. A cordial invitation is extended to all to inspect our n stylish Trimmed Bats and Bonnets, which ar really eleg spring. Also our new Trimmings, Satins, Si ks, Laces, R Flowers, Feathers, Ornaments, ,Lace Caps, &c. While five claim to give to the public tile very newe most tasty goods to be had, we wish every ladjr to know tha will be no Fancy Prices, but every article will be found as fully responded,stooping to breathe, " I was just thinking how grateful we should be if we had met ' it when it was young." —That fellow had' -an enormous foot,the.bigest I -ever-saw." "How large l" asked the General " Give_ us some idea of its size." " I don't know that I can, but I tell you what's a- fact. His foot was so big that—well, you have heard the old story of he 'fellow who usbd the forks of the road for a bobtjack Yes ; well, Nick tried it and split the road so far that the .geography changed: of the neighborhood was; "oung city gent. dressed in a fltless suit and a pair of sheet which tapered to a point in the` ziabet modern style, was visit- ing in a rural district. A bright li1Q four year -old -girl boy looked -Wia all over; until his eyes wrested on those shoes.' He looked at -his own chubby feet and then at his visitor's and then looking up, said : "Mister, is your toes all cutted - off but one 1" ._Little Gertie attended church, And before leaving the house her: mailer told her to see if she - could l remember the text. The text was "-Piling up wrath against the clay ►f • wrath." " I haven't forgotten, • Mamma," cried Gertie upon reach- ing home, " it was lay up something for a rainy day." Gertie had got the idea but was somewhat relied as to the precise language. any First-class Millinery Establishment in the Province. give differ - m one 'll be anage- pans topic. w and nt this bbons, st and t there low as THE JERSEY LILLY. Our impression of Mrs. Langtry as we saw Her in "She Stoops to Conquer." On the 15th at Hamilton we were privileged to see: the wonder- ful Jersey- :Lilly unfolded in "She Stoops to Conquer." The Grand Opera House was filled with a very fashionable audience, and when she first came on the scene this very fashionable audience was disap- pointed. Mrs. Langtry is of medium height and ' slight in form, has brown hair, loosely coiled and worn low on her neck, a very clear com- plexion, and diamond eyes. Her forehead is high but narrow at the temples, whi.e her month is de- cidedly not -- a pretty one. Al- though she has a pretty set of teeth, her mouth opens so wide when she smiles that it is almost displeasing. Her laugh does not increase her attractiveness. When her face is in repose she is improved in ap- pearance. She wore as Mrs. Hard - castle a cream satin skirt and over- skirt bf satin broche with court train, which was positively unbe- coming. Later on as the' Barmaid she was attired in a plain gray wincey dress, sweeping cap : low- cut French shoes, and red stockings. In this costume she should have appeared to much better advantage, but the only difference it made was to outline more distinctly her taper waist, and disclose a No. 5 foot, without adding a tittle to her beau- ty. eau ty. ',Associated with our .Millinery Depart- ment this season will be DRESS AND MANTLE: MAKING, In charge of MISS DALY, from onto, who is a lady of long experience in the city, and us highly rpconlrnended. Ladies wishing Stylish Suits or made up ii the most artistic manner, should place thei early. _CHARGES 'MODERATE. a • Just now we. are giving prominence to our. Millinery and Dressmaking Departments, as these are generally t attractive,: especially as the New Styles come to hand. Next week we purpose giving -to the thousands of .Subs THE EXPOSITOR a list of our extensive assortment of St Fancy Dry Goods. Look for the Advertisement and rea suit of our' Grand Millinery opening, which takes place and TO- ORROW, Friday and Saturday. E. McFAUL, The Cash Dry Good D In her acting she maintains a strict individuality, and f gives one the im- pression that as an imitator she does not wish to appear, but rather as one whose imitation is strongly individualized, taking the phase of adaptiveness rather than of mimicry. She has a pleasing manner at first sight in each changing scene, and shows to much better advantage in rapidly changing situations She has not a tragic intensity of power to hold her audience. - She is un- doubtedly more like the - American than the English actress, and judg- ing from last evening, Mrs. Langtry would, in dramatic comedy, be a success. Her face is a pleasing one and undoubtedly reflects a most amiable disposition. She strives hard to please her audience, and our recollections of -her will be confined to these distinguishing features, a • strict naturalness, a good face, rather to be admired individuality, and a pleasing grace. The beauty of the Jersey Lily which so many rave about, may be alone found in the remarkably clear- cut profile, -the clear sparkling grey - eyes, and her .lovely completion, The latter is undoubtedly her chief feature of beauty.—Brantford Expositor. Tors olnes to Mantles orders MUTTON BROTH. Mantle e most One pound' mutton or lamb cut small, one 'quart of cold water, ene teaspoonful of`rice or barley, four teaspoonfuls of milk, salt, pepper, parsley ; boil the meat without the salt, closely covered, until very tender ; strain it and add the barley or rice ; simmer for half an hour, stirrin often, add the aeaaoning and milk, and simmer five minutes ma more. - i ribers of ple and the xe- 4 Y• $ E