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[URON EXPOSITOR.
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—" Whistlers are always good
natured," says a philosopher.
Everybody knows that. It's the
folks who have to listen to the
whistling that get ugly.
—A cerrespondent tells an an-
ecdote of an old woman who, when
her pastor said to ,her, " Heaven
has not deserted you in_ your old
age," replied : " no,. sir ; I have a
very great appetite still."
—" Are you feeling very ill l"
asked the physician. " Let me
dee your tongue, please." replied
the patient ; "no tongue can tell
how. bad I feel'
--"" Well, sonny," said a doting
uncle to his little nephew, who had
been absent all day .fishing, g•
you catch a good many fish i" ,`No, I r PALACESHOW
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uncle , but I drowned a good many i ,�
SEAFORTH FRIDAY, APRIL. 6, 1883.
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worms " was the a sonny's" answer.
—The difference between an
/conversationalist and a sEAroRTHagreeable bore is this -: The latter likes- to :P
have somebody, to talk to, while
the former prefers to have some- TOlIIOItROW
body to talk with.
. —Perfectly empty ; " I do wish
you would come home earlier,"
said a woman to her husband ; " I
am afraid. to stay alone. I always F
imagine that there's somebody in
ridgy and Sa,
a�
the douse, but when you come I'
know there ain't."
—A farmer being asked to write I s I
a testimonial fora patent -clothes
wrin er, produced the following :
" I tought your clothes -wringer;
and am hugely delighted 'with it:
I bought a load of wood which
proved too tough and unfit for use ;
I run the whole load through your
wringer,- and have used the wood
for kindling ever since."
6th and 7th of APRIL.
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Prpbably upon no occasion in.
past histcy of Seaforth, has there been such a display of M
as will be .seen to -day and to -morrow, our leading 3nerchan
ing selected, the same days for their openings, which is
usual' occurrence.
This opportunity, so seldom afforded to the public, wi
—He was at breakfast, wrestling 1 every lady an -excellent chance to see the production. of th
with a piece of remarkably•tough i ent establishments at the same time, and while passing fi
veal. His wife said to him : "You show room to . another comparing styles, prices, &c., they
always say there's always something
better able toecre who 1d `drs e th Leader o d f the Season.
the
nery
s hav-
n un-
t4 be thankful for in everything. 3
I fancy you'd be puzzled to find, - '-The Palace Show Room is still under th excellent
something to be thankful for in .rnent of MISS SMITH, assisted by MISS STOBIE, and n
that veal." " Not at all," he cheer- will be spared to make our Grand Millinery Exhibition th
of the day.
A cordial invitation is extended to all to inspect our n
stylish Trimmed Bats and Bonnets, which ar really eleg
spring. Also our new Trimmings, Satins, Si ks, Laces, R
Flowers, Feathers, Ornaments, ,Lace Caps, &c.
While five claim to give to the public tile very newe
most tasty goods to be had, we wish every ladjr to know tha
will be no Fancy Prices, but every article will be found as
fully responded,stooping to breathe,
" I was just thinking how grateful
we should be if we had met ' it
when it was young."
—That fellow had' -an enormous
foot,the.bigest I -ever-saw." "How
large l" asked the General " Give_
us some idea of its size." " I don't
know that I can, but I tell you
what's a- fact. His foot was so
big that—well, you have heard
the old story of he 'fellow who
usbd the forks of the road for a
bobtjack Yes ; well, Nick tried
it and split the road so far that the
.geography changed: of the neighborhood was;
"oung city gent. dressed
in a fltless suit and a pair of
sheet which tapered to a point in
the` ziabet modern style, was visit-
ing in a rural district. A bright
li1Q four year -old -girl boy looked
-Wia all over; until his eyes wrested
on those shoes.' He looked at -his
own chubby feet and then at his
visitor's and then looking up, said :
"Mister, is your toes all cutted - off
but one 1"
._Little Gertie attended church,
And before leaving the house her:
mailer told her to see if she - could l
remember the text. The text was
"-Piling up wrath against the clay
►f • wrath." " I haven't forgotten,
• Mamma," cried Gertie upon reach-
ing home, " it was lay up something
for a rainy day." Gertie had got
the idea but was somewhat relied
as to the precise language.
any First-class Millinery Establishment in the Province.
give
differ -
m one
'll be
anage-
pans
topic.
w and
nt this
bbons,
st and
t there
low as
THE JERSEY LILLY.
Our impression of Mrs. Langtry as
we saw Her in "She Stoops to Conquer."
On the 15th at Hamilton we
were privileged to see: the wonder-
ful Jersey- :Lilly unfolded in "She
Stoops to Conquer." The Grand
Opera House was filled with a very
fashionable audience, and when she
first came on the scene this very
fashionable audience was disap-
pointed.
Mrs. Langtry is of medium
height and ' slight in form, has
brown hair, loosely coiled and worn
low on her neck, a very clear com-
plexion, and diamond eyes. Her
forehead is high but narrow at the
temples, whi.e her month is de-
cidedly not -- a pretty one. Al-
though she has a pretty set of teeth,
her mouth opens so wide when she
smiles that it is almost displeasing.
Her laugh does not increase her
attractiveness. When her face is
in repose she is improved in ap-
pearance. She wore as Mrs. Hard -
castle a cream satin skirt and over-
skirt bf satin broche with court
train, which was positively unbe-
coming. Later on as the' Barmaid
she was attired in a plain gray
wincey dress, sweeping cap : low-
cut French shoes, and red stockings.
In this costume she should have
appeared to much better advantage,
but the only difference it made was
to outline more distinctly her taper
waist, and disclose a No. 5 foot,
without adding a tittle to her beau-
ty.
eau
ty.
',Associated with our .Millinery Depart-
ment this season will be
DRESS AND MANTLE: MAKING,
In charge of MISS DALY, from
onto, who is a lady of long experience in the city, and
us highly rpconlrnended. Ladies wishing Stylish Suits or
made up ii the most artistic manner, should place thei
early. _CHARGES 'MODERATE. a
• Just now we. are giving prominence to our. Millinery
and Dressmaking Departments, as these are generally t
attractive,: especially as the New Styles come to hand.
Next week we purpose giving -to the thousands of .Subs
THE EXPOSITOR a list of our extensive assortment of St
Fancy Dry Goods. Look for the Advertisement and rea
suit of our' Grand Millinery opening, which takes place
and TO- ORROW, Friday and Saturday.
E. McFAUL, The Cash Dry Good
D
In her acting she maintains a strict
individuality, and f gives one the im-
pression that as an imitator she
does not wish to appear, but rather
as one whose imitation is strongly
individualized, taking the phase of
adaptiveness rather than of mimicry.
She has a pleasing manner at first
sight in each changing scene, and
shows to much better advantage
in rapidly changing situations She
has not a tragic intensity of power
to hold her audience. - She is un-
doubtedly more like the - American
than the English actress, and judg-
ing from last evening, Mrs. Langtry
would, in dramatic comedy, be a
success. Her face is a pleasing one
and undoubtedly reflects a most
amiable disposition. She strives
hard to please her audience, and our
recollections of -her will be confined
to these distinguishing features, a •
strict naturalness, a good face,
rather to be admired individuality,
and a pleasing grace.
The beauty of the Jersey Lily
which so many rave about, may be
alone found in the remarkably clear-
cut profile, -the clear sparkling grey -
eyes, and her .lovely completion,
The latter is undoubtedly her
chief feature of beauty.—Brantford
Expositor.
Tors
olnes to
Mantles
orders
MUTTON BROTH.
Mantle
e most One pound' mutton or lamb cut
small, one 'quart of cold water, ene
teaspoonful of`rice or barley, four
teaspoonfuls of milk, salt, pepper,
parsley ; boil the meat without the
salt, closely covered, until very
tender ; strain it and add the barley
or rice ; simmer for half an hour,
stirrin often, add the aeaaoning
and milk, and simmer five minutes
ma
more. -
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ribers of
ple and
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