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Marine, life and .Ac-
ar once Agent, Convey-
raiser,
onveyraiser, Etc..
SEAFORTH.
QRST-OLASShS,;
npanies represented.. All kinds
lowest current rates on all
Special attention devoted to
Insurances effected on farm
ore b
riot
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of Galt
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rem .64 to 1 per cent., cash,
hear than any mutual com-
The following companies
Condon & Lancashire, England;
i; Scottish Imperial, Scotland;
aronto ; Royal Canadian, Mon-
:ct, Galt;. Canadian Fire di
Alliance, Hamilton Toronto
o ; Travellers, Life and Acci
Agent for the Canada
rad Savings Company, Toronto.
per cent. on real estate. Agent
Steamship Company, sailing -
and Glasgow, First Cabin,
l Cabin S--0:1; Steerage, $26.
€ed good for 12 months. W. N.
set, Seaforth. Office,. Camp-
Ste the Mansiert Hotel.
ITCA I
ng to invest money in
LLE TOWN OR FAR*
Y
IN MANITOBA,
ig to incur the trouble
if visiting the Prairie
id call upon or own -
the undersigned, who is
ell and favorably known
OGREN-II & CO.,; _
INNIPEG.
ve a thorough Jn owledge.
!and the best and most
attments, and only first-
ill be recommended, so
sir agency, g y} investments
tfely madeby people in
were miey even to viai:t
[emselves. All aprlica--
e undersigned ;will be
e
dd to.
Charges modl-
cLEAN,: Seaforth.
L & BLAC-K
LOTIC:AL-
M.A.ERS.. .
have bought the Tools and:
lately carried on by the Uedl-
Ifanu€acturing Company, and
rence of over eight years In
Fepared to carry on tlae"trade
to us will receive prompt:
Ess work guaranteed.
Ira made and repaired, also
heet Iron Work,, &c., at res-
de and old ones repaired on
tad at prices that defy conn- -
AL & HI�AQg,
Sox 103, C. oileri cb....
--a1 Hetet
-RMCHA EL'S)-
Fl, ONTARIO,.
:S WEIR
old friend.s and the travel -
having purchased this new
1 building, he has thorough-
r -fitted it from top to bot -
e of the most comfortable
in the duality. By strict
;u
f his customers he hopes
[bile patronage. The rooms
[old well heated. The bar
with the best, and an at-
srthy hostler ill always be
sample rooms for Conzmer-
vat lfotel," corner of Main
Seaforth 733
1S WEIR,, Proprietor;
Jun 23, 1882.
THE HURON EXPOSI 'OR:
Potographs.
itv s. A. sorra
Mtn was; s youngfellow of Waterford,
,near could pay for bis clothes and board,
But ha married a widow
Whose nems was Bpggs,.
;And she batters his toast,, -
Altd pays for his togs,
This 'Wrung fellow of aterford.
Therewas *young lass at Elora,
"whose os an name was Deborah,
AnMedea
wo big
noise
With singing the praise of Deborah,
Basile took an old fellow all wrinkled and thin,
With tenerrient houses and plenty of tin
And lett all the lads of Elora. i
Tho always
was when his work wut ;ix as done
Would hustle home for -his dear life,
Then wash his face-sn&kiss his wife,
nig model man of Hamilton.
Dere once wawa preacher of Colliogwood,
Whose tie was white and his text wee good ;
But alas 1 his heart was filled within
With worldly thoughts and flavour of sin,
TLia plausible preacher of Collingwood.
There is an old man np at Barrie,
lVho lies like the very Old Harry,
Telling wonderful tales -.
Of the thousands of rails
He has split on the main street of Barrie.
There was an old maid in the city of ilnelph,
who was BD very forgetful of self,
That she never would take all the years by a
dozen,
That were rightfully hers, on the word of her
6onsin.—Grip.
Gaieties.
-."What a change, exclaims a
novelist, "one little woman can make in
a man's life r"'.Exactly," says a vic-
tins ; "and what a heap of 'change' she
requires while doing it !"
-A small boy, who was playing tru-
ant the other day, when asked . if he
wouldn't get a whipping when he got
home, replied, "What is five minutes'
licking to five hours of fan ?"
--An Auctioneer, by birth a native of
the Green Isis, caused to be printed on
his hand bills at a recent sale, "Every
article sold goes to the highest bidder,
unless it so happens that some gentle-
man bids more."
---*-"Ah 1" he exclaimed, as he pressed
her tenderly at parting : "Shall I hold
yon in these arms to -morrow and paint
our future -with the bright pigments of
tha imagination ?" "No," she said
oaltnly, t'not to -morrow. To -morrow's
wash.day."
—An Irishman (twin brother to the
one who swore "By the powers, he'd
never go into the water until he could
swim !") once putting on a new pair of
boots, remarked: "Sure and sartin,
P11 never be able to get on those infer-
nal boots till I've worn 'em at laist a
wake."
—A. lady in town painted a plaque
most exquisite -uisite manner,
in them ,and ex-
pressed it -to afriend. Soon after a note
of acknowledgment tame, in which
the lady stated that, "It is altogether
too nice to use every day, so I only use
it for a bread plate when we have com-
pany'
—N'othing could be neater or more
ingenious than the proposal of an. Irish-
man, who thus addressed the rustic
beauty upon whom he had set his af-
fections : "Biddy, darllnt, they've been
tellin' me there's too many of us in the
worrld. Now, if youan' me -get the
praste to make us two wan, troth
an' wouldn't there he wan the less ?"
—A boy who had always refused to
eat oatmeal porridge in spite of his
mother's urgings that it11was a strength-
ening diet, suddenly entprised her one
morning by eating a liberal plateful
and calling for more. Upon his mother
asking for an explanation, he replied :
I am bound to eat porridge till I am
strong enough whip Johnny Scott."
—Some one took Charlie up and
asked him if he was papa's boy. He
answered,. "Yes," "And 'your mamma's
boy, too ?" "Yes," replied Charlie.
"Well, how can yon - be papa's boy and
mamma's boy both at the. same time ?"
"Oh," replied Charlie,gnite indifferently,
"can't a wagon have two horses ?"
—A youth who attended a Scotch
revival meeting for the fun of the thing,
ironically inquired of the minister,
"whether he could work a miracle or
not ?" The young mans curiositywas
fully satisfied by the . rahnister kicking
him out of the church, with the mal-
ediction "We cannot work miracles,
but we can cast out devils l"
•
A Scottish King's Magnanimity.
Long years ago, in times so remote
that history does not fix, the epoch, a
dreadful war was waged by the king of
Scotland. Scottish valoeprevailed, and
the king of Scotland, elated by his suc-
cess sent- for his prime e ,minister, Lord
Alexander.
"Well, Sandy," said Iasi, "is there ne'-
er a king we canna conquer noo ?"
"An' it please your majesty, I ken.
o' a king that your majesty canna van-
quish."
"An' who is he, Sandy ?"
Lord Alexander, reverently
up, said :
"The King o' Heaven."
"The king o' whar, Sandy'?"
"The King o' Heaven."
The Scottish king did not understand,
but was unwilling to exhibit any ignor-
ance. -
"Just gang your ways, Sandy, and
tell the King a' Heaven to gi'e up his
dominions, or I'll come nlyael' and ding
him oot o' them ; and rn.nd, Sandy, ye
dinna come back to us until ye ha'e
dune oor bidding."
Loth Alexander retired much per-
plexed, but met a priest, and, reassured
returned and presented himself,
"Well, Sandy," said' the king, "ha'e
Ye seen the King o' Heaven, and what
says he to our bidding ?"
"An' it pleases your majesty, I have
seen ane o' his accredited{{ ministers."
"Teel, an' what says he ?"
"Ile says Your Majesty, may e'en ha'o
his kingdom for the askin' o' it."
"Was he sae civil?" said the king,
warming to magnanimity. "Just gang
Your ways back, Sandy,` an' tell the
ging o' Heaven that for h s civility the
deil a Scotchman shall se a foot in his
kingdom."
looking
The Red Spider.
Ladies who have - the ore of houses°
plants will do well to note the following
from the le
New
York Tri
on
ne .
c
Human
tissue is as good a nesting -place for the red
spider as the tissoe of plants. Probably
it is better, being warmer. They seem
to barrow like ticke under the outlaw,
and increase amazingly. ' A lady whom
I knew had occasion toemove from
one part of her house to another a dra-
cairms, which meet have , been loaded
with spiders;; the spreading leaves
came across her arm and shoulder,
some touched her neck and face. After
Chia she was annoyed with something
like'the'sharp bite of insects, but, find-
ing nothing whatever where She thought
she Was bitten, and not dreaming of !the
cause, she was exceedingly 'perplexed..
She half fancied that the old-time per-
seon4tion by witches had returned, or
that she was attacked by some unheard
of disease. Finally she appealed to
soiehce, and the microscope revealed on
her )Fleck and shoulders little colonies of
red spiders ; apparently happy and in a
flourishing condition. She vibrated` en-
ergetically between- parlor and bath-
room for a few days, and at length! an-
nounced total extermination."
Didn't ° Agree.
They were engaged to be married and
called each other by their•first nalmes,
and he was telling her how he had al-
ways liked the name of , Fannyl and
how it sounded like music in his ears.
. "I dike the name so well," he a ted,
as a sort of clincher to the argu ent,
"that when sister Clara asked a to
name her pet terrier, I at once called it
Fanny, after you, dearest."
"I don't think that • was very nice,"
said the fair girl, edging away fromihim.
"Hos would yon , like to have a dog
named after you ?"
"Why that isn't anyth-ing,'-' answered
Tom, airily; half the cats in the coun-
try are named after me."
They don't speak now.
Artemus Ward in - England.
When Artemus arrived herd in 1866,
he was eddying man. .1 oan see him
now as h' came on the platform in front
of his, inf�fiior panorama, and .stole a
glance at the densely packed room and
then at hied panorama. His tall, gaunt,
though slender figure, his curly light
hair, and large aquiline nosh, which
always reminded me of a macaw$ his
thin face flushed with consumption, his
little cough, which seemed to shake him
to pieces, and which he said was wear-
ing him out, at which we all laughed
irresistible, and then felt ashamed of
ourselves, as well we might ; but he
seemed to enjoy his cough. i It was all
part of that topsy-turvy mind in Which
everything appeared most natural rap -
side down. -
On first entering he would seem ;pro-
foundly unconscious that anything was
expected of him. But after looking at
the audience, then at his own clothes,
and then apologetically at his panora-
ma, he i would begin to explain its
merits. ,'he•fact was that Artejmus
intended to have the finest scenes . that
could be painted, but he gave them' up
on account of the expense, and then
determined to get the worst as the neat '
best thing for his purpose. When any-
thing very bad came up he would
pause 4nd gaze admiringly , at.
the canvas, and then loop arcjund
a littler reproachfully at the com-
pany. ''This picture," he would say,"is
a fine work of art, it is an oil painting
done in peroleurn. It is by the did
masters. It was the last thingtheydid
befor dying. They did this nd hen
they expired. I wish you were ne Ter
to it so you could see it better. I *ish
I could. take it to your residences and
'let yoe see it byedaylight. Some of the
greatest artists in London come here
every morning . before daylight with
lanterns to look at it. They say they
never saw anything like it before, and
they hopes they never shall again 1"
Nothin could be more impromptu, and -
thereforeeviting, throughout than his
manner from the moment he entered;
he seemed to be doing everything' for
the first time, and withdnt the least
preparation, and indeed be was most
unlike such mechanical artists as Albert
Smith, who used to say he ebnld go
through his "Mount Blanc" half asleep.
Artemus was always in reality at high
pressure.e was never twice the
same ; he poured out new jokes with
prodigal invention, and every gesture
was original; and arose out of the
immediate occasion. His finger was
ever on the pulse of the people ; they
were absolutely in his power, whilst he
flattered them by appearing to be en-
tirely in theirs. He would cccnciliate
them, inspire pity, claim indulgence,
throw hinjself upon their generosity,
pretend to exert himself, to labor under
a depressing sense,.of failure, even make
capital out of his poor cough ; and then
he was deeply wounded if ` some mild
joke failed to elicit "applause, then he
would stop and look reproachfully at
the people until they shook with a new
sense of the absurd situation. At other
times, when interrapted by laughter, he.
would looklaroand with surprise and
say, "I did not expect you to laugh at
that. • 1 can throw off numbers of those
little things, but I assure you I can do
better thant." -
When he dp nod his lecture. on the
Mormons at t1ie Egyptian Hall, he said
quite apologetically : "I don't expect to
do ranch here,, but I have thought if I
could make money enough to buy me a
passage to New Zealand, I should feel
that I have not lived in vain. I don't
want to live in vain. I 'd rather Vera in
Margate, or here."
The heat was most oppressive and
the hall very crowded the day I was
there, and looking np to the roof he con-
tinued : "But I wish when the Egypt-
ians built this hall, (a burst of laughter)
they had not forgotten the ventilation."
Apropos of nothing at all, a little
further on he observed, "I really don't
care for money ; I only travel around to
show my clothes." This was a favorite
joke of his ; • he would look with a
piteous 'expression, and almost misery
at his black trousers and swallow -tail
coat, a Costume in which he said he
was always most wretched. "These
clothes I have on," he continued, "were
a great success in America,", (and then
quite irrelevantly and rather hastily,
"how often do large fortunes ruin
young men. I should like to be rained,
but. I can get on very well as I am !"
So the lecture dribbled on with little
fragments of impertinent biography,
mere pegs for slender witticisms like
this : When quite a child I used to
draw on wood ; I drew a small cartload
of raw material over a wooden bridge ;
the people of the village noticed me
I drew their attention ; they said I had a
fortune before .me ; np to that I had an
idea that it was behind me," Or this :
"I became a man ; I have always been
mixed up with art. I have an uncle
who takes photographs, and I have a
servant who takes anything he can get
his hands on." -
But Ward was, something besides a
sparkling humorist ; he was a man of
character and principle ; there was
nothing* of the adventurer—very little,
even of the speculator about hire. Even
in the depths of comedy he was always
on the side of justice - and virtue, and
not with the big battalions "I az
3
these questions" (about Louis Napoleon)
sa¢s the showman, . my royal duke and
moat noble highne and imperials,
beQause I'm anxious to know he stands
as a man. I know e's smart. He is
outnin', he is long eaded, he is grate;
but onless bele good he'll oome down
with a crash one oft ese days, and the
Bonypartes will be busted up again.. -Bet!
yer.life." These comic but phrophetio I
words were written when the late Em-
peror was at the climax - of his power,
and about the time it was so mach the
fashion to call the Second Empire a
perfect success. ! -
Artemus Ward. . w S a worthy and
s
sound, blameless,
and affectionate.
d mother.was like
omfort nd happi-
loveable man ; hje wa
shrewd, sensiti e,
His devotion to is o
that of a child ; er c
nese constantly uppermost in his
thoughts. At one tithe he wanted to
gether to England -las, it would only
hale been to weep over his grave ! At
another he thought o going home to
live with her after
mkin his fortune.
His faille he valued ejuite as much for
the pleasure it gave the old lady as the
Dash it brought 'him in.
He was the natural foe of bigotry,
Peoksnfl`iism, and inimorality of every
kind. There a e malty hits at hypo-
crites, formalist , sh s and religions
scoundrels ; bu thr ughthe whole of
his works you ill no find one sneer
at virtue or reli ion, nd in Spite of a
few broad jokes not mite in European
taste,there is n tt really one loose or un-
guarded though . The Times said - of
his lecture on th Mormons, "It is utter-
ly free from offs oe,theughths opportu ni-
ties ;of offence a e ob$iously numerous ;
not ianly are his joked irresistible, but
his shrewd remarks prove him to be a
man of reflection as ell as 1a consum-
mate humorist." "I never stain my
pages," writes-AFtem s,"with even mild
profanity in the firs place its wicked,
and in the second pla a its not funny."
—R. LI. Haweis lin Go id Words.
The Gore Factory.
The other day a stoat woman' armed
with an umbrella and' leading asmall
urchin, called at the jofi'ioe of a New
York boys' story- paper. •
"Is this the place Where they fight
Indians ?" she icquireid of the gentle-
man in charge. "Ia this the locality,
where the brave boy ; charges up I the,
canyon and speeds a bullet to they heart
of tlle.disky red -skin ?1" and she je ked
the,urchin around by the ear, and
brouht her umbrella down on the
desk.
"We publish stories., for boys," replied
the young man evasively.
"I want to know if these are the
premises on which 'the daring lad
springs upon his fiery mustang and,
darting through the ciole of thunder-
struck savages, cuts t 'e captive's cords
and ears him away b ore the wonder-
ing Indians have - recd vered from their
astonishment 1 Theta the information:
I'm after, I want to know if that sort of
thing is perpetrated here ?" and she
swung the umbrella around her head
and launched a .crack at the young
man's head
"I' don't remember those specific
acts," protested the young man.
"I' want to know if this is the pre-
cinct.where the adventurous�boy jumps
on the back of a buffalo and with un-
erring aim picks off ;one by one the
bloodthirsty pursuers Who bite the dost
at every crack of his faithful rifle I -I'm
looking for the place where this sort of
thing, happens!" and this time she
brought the unlucky Soong man -a tre-
mendous whack across the back.
"I think— I" :commenced the dodging
victim. .
"I'm in search of the shop in which
the boy road agent holds the quivering
stage driver powerless' with his glitter-
ing eye, while he robs the , male pass-
engers with an adroitness born of tried
and long experience,' and kisses the
hand ,of the lady passengers with a gal-
lantry of bearing that; bespeaks noble
birth .and a chivalrous nature !" scream-
ed the woman, driving; the young roan
in the corner. "I'm . looking for the -
apartment in which F the business is
transacted !" and down came the um-
brella with trip hammer force on the
young man's head. , -
"Upon my soul, ma'am—!" gasped
the wretched youth.
"I Want to be introdrioed to the jars
in which you keep the boy scouts of the
Sierras l Show me the bins full of the
boy detectives .of the; prairie ! Point
out to me the barrels fill of boy pirates
of the Spanish main !'t and with eaoh
demand she dropped t e umbrella on
theoun an s skull, until u u til he skipped
Y g
mll,
t ed
lover thedesk,and a d sou�ht safety -in, a
neighboring canyon.
"I'll teach em !" she panted, grasping
the archin by the ear nd leading him
off, "h11 teach 'em to,make it good or
dance. Want to go fiht Indians any
more ? Want to stand proudly upon
the pinnacle of the mous ntain and scat-
ter the plain with the bleeding bodies
of uncounted slain ? Want to say hist !
in a time that brooks ne contradiction ?
Propose to spring upon the taffrail and
with a! ringing word of Command Send a
broadside into a richly laden galley,
and then mercifully sp re the beautiful -
maiden in the cabin th t she may be-
come your bride ? Eh Going to do it
any more ?"
With each question Phe hammered
the yelping urchin unti his bones were
sore and he protested his permanent
abandonment of all th glories enum-
erated.
"Then come along," liaid she, taking
him by the collar. "L t me catch you
around with any mor ramrods and
carving knives, and y u'Il thiuk the
leaping, curling, resistl ss prairie fire
has swept with a feroc ons roar of tri-
umph across the trembling plains and
lodged in your pantaloons to stay !"—
Brook/9n Eagle. -
'A Wise Prec S,ution.
During the Summer and Fall people
are liable to sudden attacks of bowel
complaint, and with no prompt remedy
of medical aid at hand, life may be in
danger. Those whose experience has
given them wisdom, always keep Dr.
Fowlers Extract of Wild Strawberry at
hand for prompt relief, end a Physician
is seldom required. 739 - ' -
The Fruitful Season
of the year is prolific with many forms
of Bowel. Complaints, such as Diar
ncoea ,Dysentery, Colic, Cholera Mor-
bus, Cholera Intantnm,, dtc., as - a safe -
gnarl "'ttnd' itivecurefor• those dis-
tressing and often sudden and danger-
ous attacks nothing can surpass that
old and reliable medicine, Dr. Fowler's
TEAS. TEAS. TEAS
It is now universally admitted that AULT &
MoOLEAN'S Tea Store is the cheapest place in
Seaforth to buy your teas, and it will be our aim
to keep up this well-earned reputation. Large
buyers and Grangers would do well to inspect our
Teas before purchasing elsewhere. A liberal dis-
oonnt allowed to the trade.
SUGARS ! SUGARS
We are selling Sugars very low. Having bought
before the rise, we ire in a position to sell
cheaper than others buying now.
TURNIP SEED.
Having purchased from the most reliable seed
growers, we will be able to give the prblio entire
satisfaction.
A large consignment of Crockery, Plain and
Colcred Glassware of all patterns, direct importa-
tions from the best Eitropean markets. " We can
sell as cheap ae any house west of Toronto.
We keep Flour and (Feed, Western Corn, Bran
and Shorts. All goods delivered free of charge
inside the corporation.
AULT ee MoCLEAN, Seaforth.
Importaxt Notice.
I have the sole and exclusive Agency
for the Celebrated
WHITE SEWING MACHINE,
For this part of the County of Huron
and will not be responsiblefor any
White Machine unless sold by me or at
my office here.
{
JAMESiiVATSON1
--DEALER IN—
Sewing Machina, .Knitting Ma-
chines, Attachments,
NEEDLES, OILS, &C.
MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH.
REMOVED 1
PA.PST,
THE JEWELLER,
—HAS—
REMOVED TO HIS
IITEW [STORE,
TWO DOORS NORTH OF OLD STAND,
DIRECTLY OPPOSITE
M. ROBERTSON'S
FURNITURE STORE.
f
C. PAPST.
FORBES' LIVERY
—AND—
SALE STABLES,
MAIN -ST., SEAFORTH.
. ABTHIIE FORBES, the old established Liv-
eryman, keeps the best and most stylish rigs
and the best driving horses in the business.
Neat and Nobby (letters, handsome and com-
fortable Robes, and fast and saf horses always
on hand.
A very hand some family sleigh for one or two
horses.
Day and night calls prdmptly attended to.
Good driving horses bought and sold.
REMEMBER THE PLACE — Opposite 0. 0
Willson's Agricultural Warerooms, Seaforth.
689 ARTHUR FORBES.
SEAFORTH PLANING MILL,
SASH, DOOR AND BLIND FACTORY
THE
sabseriberbegslealretothankhisnumeron
elastomers for the liberal patronage extended to
him Hines commencing business in Seaforth,and
trusts hat he may be favored with a ooatinnanes
of the same.
Partiesintending to build would do well to give
him a callow he will continue to keep on hand a
large stook of allkinds of
Dry Pine Lumber, Sashes, Doors,
Blinds and Mouldings, Shingles,
Lath, &c. . _ a
Hefeeliteonlideat of gadtngsat sfaetiontotho0
*ho may favour him with theirpatronage,ssnoaa
but first-elassworiauensreemployIed. -
Particular attention paid to Custom Plinths
Extract of Wild Strawberry. 739 - 201 JOHN H1 BROADFOOT.
NEW
MILLINERY
GOODS
JUST OPENED OUT Al'
HOFF'MA.N BROHERS
7
d
SEAFORTH. f
.Ai,SC�_ %TLL STO CIC I N
CINCHAMS, MUSLINS, PARASOLS, CORSETS,HOSE, CLOVES, &C
REMEMBER THE ONLY CHEAP CASH STORE:
CARDN0'$l
BLOCK. I
HOFFMAN BROTFER§, Seaforth.
THE OLD AND POPULAR SHOE STORE,
Main Street, Seaforth.
.As I am contemplating a change in my bu iness, ] have de-
cided to
REDUCE MY PRESENT EXTENSIVESTOCK, and 1 am prepared to offer good at prises which
CANNOT FAIL TO PLEASE, for CASH only. My
stook consists of a large and varied assortment f Ladies' Button
and Balmoral Boots, Button and Tie Shoes and Tippers, Pranella
and Pranella Foxed Goods. Also in large sizes Carpet,Leather,
and all kinds of Fancy Slippers, Men's Calf oots, Balmorals,
Alexis, Button and Tie Shoes—sewed, pegged and rivetted—in
Calf, Buff, Cordonan Cloth Top and : Canvas S oes. Also White
Canvas Rubber Soles for Lacrosse and Shingli g. Men's Toilet
Slippers,cheap and handsome. In - Children's B is and Slippers
I have an immense variety, which I am BOUND O CLEAR OUT
at from TEN CENTS per pair upwards.
NOW IS THE CHANCE FOR READY -MONEY CUSTOMER.
This Sate is' GENUINE. I Will do What I say. If
You Don't Believe it, .rust Try Me.
JOHN McINTYRE, Seaforth.
C- O L E N D O 1tiT.—
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Good Value .in Carpets, Laces, Curtains, Damasks nand
all House Furnishing Goods at the " Golden Lion."
Good I Value in Black Silks, Black Satins, Black Cash-
rneres, and all Dress Materials at the " Golden
Lion."
food; Value in Prints, Cottons, Ticking's, Sheetings,
Linens, at the Golden Lion.
ood ,Value in Tweeds, Worsted Coatings, Ties, (Jolla's,
clic., at the 6(
Golden Lion."
J.AM1PSON',SE.A-r 0112 II
KILLORAN & RYAN
ARE NOW SELLING OFF THEIR .IMMENSE STOOK OF
GROCERIES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, VIZ.:
T$as, Sugars—alqualities-Coffee—Green, Roasted and Ground -Rios, Rai
-
ins,
Currants; Spices—Whole and (Hound—Canned Goods of all Rinds, the
Best Brands of Cigars, American and Canadian Coal Oil, &o.
'CROCKERY DEPARTMENT.
Our 1Crookery Department is filled with the Largest and, Cheapest Stock of
Goods in Seaforth, or any other Town West of Toronto, 0
FLOUR AND FEED DEPARTMENT.
Our Flour and Feed Department is always stocked with the best Goo
tho-market.
in
LIQUOR DEPARTMENT. .
Our Liquors are widely known, and we guarantee them to speak for them -
vel es. The Celebrated MARSALA Sacramental Wine always on Mand.
1' We must trouble all those indebted to us to call at once and settle tip.
KILLORAN & RYAN.
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HO I FOR MANITOBA.
H. ROBB, SEAFORTH,
Is now prepared to furnish parties going to Manitoba with the very beat CURgD
ATS of every description, including Pork and Beef Ham,, Bacon,
Spicedd
Ro Lard, &c. Anyamountstill on hand,bututgcingver5fes . Those who
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have put ohased this meat state that it is the best which has ever been placed on
the Winnipeg market. Orders promptly filled.
THE GROCERY STORE.
Remember the Popular Grocery Store, in Stark's Block, is in full blast jar
nsurt. The beat place to purchase Fresh Groceries cheap.
HUGH ROBB, Seaforth.
CASH FOR WOOL.
The Highest Price Paid for Good
Clean Wool at the
SEAFORTH WOOLLEN MILLS,
A Large Stock of all Kinds of
WOOLLEN GOODS
On Hand for Sale or Trade.
CARDING, SPINNING, - MANUFAC-
TURING-, &c.,
FOR FARMERS A. SPECIALTY.
755-8 A. G. -VANOHO SD.
THE
CANADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE.
HEAD OFFICE, TORONTO.
Paid up Capital, - - $0,000,000.
Beat, 1,400,000.
President, Hon. Wm. McMaster.
SEAFORTH BRANCH.
The Seaforth Branoh of this Bank continues ter
receive deposits, on which interest s allowed on
the most favorable terms.
Drafts on all the principal towns and close in
Canada, on Great Britain, and on the United
States, bought and sold.
1Offce--First door South of the Commercial
Hotel.
689 A. H. IRELAND., Manager.
SOMETHINC' NEW IN ZURICH.
HENRY RO-ESE
Begs to state to the people of Zurich and vicmity
that he has purchased the wagon and carriage
business formerly carried on by the Messrs.
Schnell.
The business will be carried on as formerly in
the shop opposite Diechert's blacksmith shop.
Mr. Roese is a thoroughly practical workman,
and being known to most of the people in the
section, he hopes to merit and receive a liberal
share of public patronage.
All kinds of vehicles kept on hand or made
to order, and repairing of every decription neatly
and promptly executed at the lowest possible
living prices. A_ trial is respectfully solicited.
He will also be prepared to do all kinds of
cross cut s9w gumming and Ellin Any kind of
teeth can be put in old saws with the latest im-
provements. Satisfaction guaranteed and prices
low. Also for sale the
'PEERLESS SAW,"
the fastest saw in the woods. Remember the
place and the name.
HENRY ROESE, Zurich
£BELL'S MILLS, KIPPEN.
JOHN McNEVJN,
Proprietor of these well Inown and popular mills,
has now got everything in first-class working
order, and is prepared to turn out au article of
FAMILY FLOUR Which cannot be ex-
celled by any mill in the country.
GBISTING Don WHILE THE PARTY
WAITS FOR IT.
Flour exchanged for wheat. Chopping of every
description promptly attended to. Flour and
Bran always on Hand, and sold at the lowest
market prices. Remember the popular mills.
JOHN McNEFIN, Kippen.
MRS. C. M. DUNLOP.
TEACHER OF MUSIC.
PIANO OR ORGAN.
ADVANCED Pupils fitted for graduating at leas
than one half the expense of foreign teach-
ing. Especial care given to new beginners.
A " Limited Number of pupils from
abroad can receive Board.
Instrument for pupils use at very moderate
terms. Residence on George Street, First door
east of Main Street, Seaforth. 7311
EGG EMPORIUM.
THE Subscriber hereby thanks his numerous
customers (merchants and others) for their
liberal patronage dnrfns the past 7 years, sad
hopes by strict integrity and :close attention to
business to merit their coafidenea and trader fa
the future. Having greatl' enlarged his pram.
Saes during the winter, he is now preparedte pay
THE HIGHEST CASH PRICE
For any quantity of Good Fresh Eggs, delivered
et the Egg Emporium, -
MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH.
Wanted by the subscriber, 25 tons of good dry
clean wheat straw.
D. D. WILSON
FURNiv,E_
J. S. PORTER SEAFORTH.
I am determined to Clear Out my
Entire Stock of Furniture regard-
less of Cost.
THOSE IN WANT, it willpay them to aseez<
tsin.prices before purchasing elsewhere. I
give a large discount to those paying cash, es-
pecially to newly married couples.
I .in still selling six highly finished chairs for
$2. I also keep Knowlton's -Spring Bed, the
best and cheapest in the market ; warranted
perfectly noiseless. -
Warerooms directlyopposite M. B. Counter's
Mammoth Jeewelry Store, Main Street, Seaforth,
East Side.
gag JOHN S. PORTER.
CAPTAIN BRANT.
THE YOUNG TROTTING STAL-
LION, CAPTAIN BRANT:,
A Grandson of Old Clear Grit, and from the
celebrated Harper stock on the Dam's side, will
stand for the impgrovement of stock at hiss own
stable in Seaforth during the present season. For
fnrther particulars apply to Jomr Weep, Pro-
prietor. . 762.
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