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THE HURON EXPOSITOR.
aieties.
s
, fr. O'Flaherty: "Be me sowl, but
Abet was Miss Vivasu we've passed. Ye
know her—that elate little actress?"
•Mrs. O'Fd "Nouse, Patrick. Ske's
"aead and gone." Mr. O'F.; "Thruo
ye, darlint, so she is: It couldn't be
her; and now 1 'DA again, she isn't
even in mournin."
• _Somebody says that at some time
“Fortune taps at every man's door."
oh, yes, that'saall very nice, but when
&man Opens the door in response, nine
times out of ten he finds • it's the old
man's daughter, Miss Fortune, who is
waiting there for him. _
_A gentleman in a draper's shop had
thernisfertime to step on a lady's skirt.
She turned round, her face flushed with
anger, but seeiug the gentleman was a
stranger she smiled complacently, say-
ing; g p n, Sr; vas going
to be in a dreadful passion. I thdugh
it was my husband."
—'Some cheese. please," said a smal
boy of eight to his papa at dinner
elle, my child, was the rhply of the
dent parent. You have already
had etiough. When I was a -child, I
had to eat my bread and smell my
cheese." "Well," said sonny, "please
giye me a piece to smell."
hDidn't you 'splain to me dat if I set-
tled up dat account you would. give mo
dowance?" said the.darky to the mer-
chant. "Yes, I did say so, Sam," said
the merchant. • “11 you are ready to
settle your bill now, I will make a good
allowance," and. the merchant waited
for the colored individua•1 to pull out
his pocketbook. "Well, sir, I hasn't
got the money jus' now; but I thougb
I'd come in and get de 'lowance. My
-wife wants a shawl."
—It is well to look at all sides of a
subject before you indulge iu an opinion.
Curran once said to Father Leary:
wish, reverend father, that you were St.
Teter, and had the keys of Heaven, be-
cause then you could let me in." The
shrewd and. witty priest saw the sar-
casm, and turned its sharp edge on the
skeptic, by replying "By my honor
and conscience, sir, it would be better
for you that I had the keys of thh other
place, for then I could let you out:"
schoolinistress in the country
WaV taking down the names and ages of
her scholars at the commencementi of
theterm, when, coining in -turn to a
14 white -headed bov, sheasked him :
'LW,h11, my lad, how old arhyou ?"
narne ain't Lad," said he sharply ;
John." "Well," said the -schoolmistress,
"what is the rest of your naine ?" "Wh,v
that's all the mune I've got,: just John.-"-
"Well, what is your father's name ?''
"Oh, you needat put dad's name down r
he isn't comin' to school. He's too big
to go to school." "Well, how old are
you ?" "I ain't old at a11; I'm young."
A Bully Landlord.
lug right 6ut laughing. T
terrified and indignant
said:
;what in the wo
think I was doing when.
you through so ?'
"Gol don it! I never wa
these big taverns before, a
know but that was the way
"0, well," said the landl
recovered -from his, paroxys
ter, "you needn't. pay you
you're all right." -
But the victim beard the
ing outside the doors a
what a martyr lie had bee
his ear'agd said he guesse
he wouIdn't s
day now, any
baggage did g
Cour) Tribune.
ruing to the
raveller, he
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as rushing
in one of
d I didn't
they did it."
rd, when he
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bill, then;
boys roar -
d, realizing
, he got on
he'd pay;
ay in the ho Ise another
low. And so 'he and his
t started. after Hai:_chi_
Experienc s of an Irish lboctor.
I am the dispensary doctor of Kil-
1 many, a place in one of the northern
counties of Ireland.. The district under
my charge is a rather extenlsive one,
mountainous, and with a large l number
of poor persons in it. To these it is my
duty, on reeeiving the proper ticket, to •
&dive the necessary- advice and medi-
cines; and it is of my difficulties
amongst them principally that ..I intend
to speak. There are two kinds of
tickets, or "lines," issued by members
of the dispensary committee—the
"black line" and the "red line." The
black line entitles the patient present-
ing it at the proper time at the dis-
pensary to have his case considered and
the proper medicine supplied to him.
The red line requires the doctor -to at-
tend at the patient's home. .Now t
first thing is of course to find out wh.
is the matter with the applicant f
medieal aid. Take the case of a bla
line. If the patient attends in parse
as he ought, well, then there is a ehan
—not by any means a certainty—.
finding this out. But suppose 0, me
seuger is sent with the line, then yo
• have to trust to description, and. no
: difficulties begin. "What is the ina
ter ? you ask. Well, suppose the ans-
wer is "It's the water -brash, doctor,"
or "It's the hives," then you have some-
thing to go on, always supposing th
you can ty-ust y -our informant. But the
case is not so clear when you are tdld
that it is a "Nvihd-brash," or the blabk
hives; and the matter becomes more
obscure, if possible, when in the latter
case it is added that they_ehave "struck
in about the heart," a most dangerous ,
• Symptom as it is thought; or it may be •
"a narvous wind" the patient com-
plains of, the worst "nervous winds"
being those which "work about the
head." ,
There is no medical work in existence
; treating of these diseases. But now
suppose you are so fortunate as to
know, for exaniple, what _black hives -
are, .a.udithat you are able to accePt the
statement that they have struck in -
about the heart; even still the course is
riot . ave o ea wi some
very vague notions of anatomy. • If it
is a leg 'or an arm, a foot or a finger,
that is mentioned, you can trust so fai
but not much further. Take that wor
"heart," for exa,naple. I renaembe
Paddy Doyle telling me one morning—
• Paddy was a handy fellow who used t
, do odd jobs for me about the house au
- garden—that les father had bought
calf in Ballyb Fair, but that he fear
ed it would cl little gad with him
as it had got eiraws, he thought, in its
heart.
"Straws in its heart !" I exclaimed.
"What nonsense 1- How could straws
get there? Aud.if they did, the calf
wouid hint s."
"Oh yes," he replied, "plenty of them
have straws in the heart; but it's rare
that they do any good."
was not going to argue such a mat
ter with Paddy, and said no more. Bu
two days after, he informed me that
the calf had died, and that on cuttiug i
open they had found, as they suspected
straws in its heart; adding that "it's
ill doue to buy a calf you are not .1.1,e -
quaint with, for it's few knows what's
in the inside of a strange baste." Aftei
a few questions, I found that it was the
stomach Paddy meant, and that the
word "heart" eftts, used in a general
kind of way for the inside, the Centre,
as we speak of the heart of a tree.
But suppose it the red line, or that
the patient himself has brought the
black one, your difficulties, though. les-
sened, have,not disappeared.
'.'What is wrang with you ?" I asked of
Jack Scrimgeour, to whose house I ha,
gone to see him.
"Aren't you the doctor ?" he replied,
A good. story is told at the expense of
the proprietor of one of our leading
hotels during the war.' At that time
the railroads were doing an enormous
busiuess, and passenger, trains left' the
cit s 1 4 ' - in
morning. 'For the accommodation of
thclse wanted to go out on these
trains, the hotels got pp what was call-
ed a "railroad breakfast" before the re-
gular meal.
The proprietor in question was =COS-
-toured to arise at 'half -past four, to
“rattle up " the sleeping servants, and
guestssee tliat the who .departed on
the early train were properly attended
to, scoop in the .bills, and. get them
started.
One morning, on coming down to the
office as uSual, he found among others :
on the call -list "Room 67," to be called
for the 5:45 Michigan Central train.
- Accordingly, about a quarter to five
he sent up a bell -boy to awaken the oc-
cupant of the room. After waiting a
little while and finding that the man
did not come down, he sent the boy up .
again, but with no better success.
In the meantime he got after the
-cook with. a "sharp stick," and had
eVerythiag ready and red hot. Seeing
that it lacked but a fesv minutes of
train time, and he must get his mau
out at price or he would he left, mine
host told another bell boy to rim and
- wake the fellow up at all hazards and
tell him breakfast was ready. The cry
of breakfast quickly aroused the trouble-
some sleeper, and m a minute he came
tearing . clown stairs, buttoning his
clothes as he ran. The minute he .
reached the office, the landlord grabbed 7
him and rushed Inen into • the dining -
room, andstold him he had but a few •
minutee to eat and get out, and to go to I
Grand Marshal rummaged his pockets
and found that he had lat his purse at
home, and they were in bad " fix."
The waiter, who saw their annoyance.
politely told them that if they had no
money they might pay the next time
they came that way. The woman who
kept the shop scolded the waiter for his
verdancy, and said: "There's eight
francs dead loss."
"No, ma'am," said the waiter. "I'll
pay you myself. I'M' sure these men
are honest, and won't let me suffer."
The woman took, the money, all the
tithe scolding her guests for ordering a
breakfast before they found out that
they could pay for it. The Marshall
then took out his watch and offered to
leave it in pawn, but the -honest fellow
refused to receive it, and the guests
took, their departure, after thanking
bkm warmly. But both of them for --
got all about the breakfast and the
debt, and for some days the coffee-house
woman's tongue rang like the clapper
of a bell at the expense of the poor
waiter's gullibility, as she called it.
At last, on the fifth day, the Emperor
happened to think of .the breakfast, and
the confidence of the waiter. He im-
mediately dispatched one of his foot-
men, who on reaching the :cafe, asked
if two gentlemen had not breakfasted
there and run upnebill of eight. francs
which the waiter had paid, and added
that he had been sent to return the
money.
The young man was called. and after
the servant had ascertained that he
was really the person in questiou, ho
said; "Jere are.twenty-five Napoleons
which the Emperor sends you, with his
•thanks for your paying his bill and be-
at coming answerable for him." The
or waiter was overwhelmed with this hon-
ck or, and, as long as he wore the apron
and carried the napkin, was a liou
ce among his follows.—Paris Figaro.
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• - A Belgian Victim.
Alphonse Noseda, a young Belgian
architect, with his wife, left the city of
Bossels on the 23rd of November to
come to Canada. He took the Star
Line to New York, where he arrived on
the 5th of December. After remaining
in New York for eight days, he left
by the Central Vermont Railway
for. Montreal. It was six • o'clock
in the evening when he left there in a
first-class car, and not until 3 o'clock
:the following morning did befall asleep.
His wife was in the seat next the win-
dow of the car, while he sat beside her.
Taking his inoney from his overcoat he
put it in the breast pocket of his inside
coat and lay down to sleep. They reach-
ed Montreal about .9 o'clock in the
morning, and leaving their baggage at
the station walked - up Bonaventure
street to St. James street. As he had
fifty francs in change in a small purse
he lad uo occasion to look at his money
during the morning. Having break-
fasted at Racine's eating -house, and
taken a walk through the city, they re-
turned and dined at the same house.
Here he felt for his money, and was as-
tonished to find that it had disappear-
• ed. He had been in no crowd where
LL his pockets could have been picked, and
r believes' the money was stolen from bine
while he was asleep on the cars. The
sum was made up of nix one thousand
franc notes of the National Bank of
a Brussels, one five hundred franc note,
and one two hundred franc note, mak-
ing in all a sum equal to about $1,172.50.
He is an architect by profession, and
had in'his pocket at the time a number
of plans. Detective La -feu has the case
in hand, but as the robbery must have
taken place on the train, the recovery
of the funds is very doubtful.
•
EPPS'S oyeef0A.—Grateful and coralort-
ing.—"BS,ra thorough knowledge of the
I natural laws which uOtreeal the opera -
Invested in Wall -St.,
10 tO $1,000
t 1 tions of digsstion and nutritien, and by Steels makes fortanes
a careful application of . the fine proper- es ery month. Books sent free explaining every-
thing. Address BAXTER & Co., Bankers, 17
Wall -street, New York: - 587-52
work quick. His breakfast was slam- I
meil down on the tablee beefsteak, !
quail, potatoes, buckwheat cakes, cof-
fee, etc., all just off the fire and 'smok- ;
ing hot.
"Go to work! Go to work!" cried ,
the landlord. "'You've only a few min-
utes to spare."
40h, everything's so hot, and the cof-
fee is boiling!" expostulated the guest,
who was a countryman.
"0, go to work! Pitch in! Gobble t
it down! put the sugar in your
coffee and bntter your Cakes. Hurry
. up! Hurry up ! The tIme is going
fast !" retorted the landlord; and he
dumped the milk and sugar into the
steaming coffee, and buttered a main-
naoth pile of cakes, and poured singing
hot syrup over them. all the -time en -
coin -aging the man on. "Pile in ? Put
your heA licks ! The time is most j
up r etc. Tbe man ate like au ox ;
meat, quail, petetoes and ceffee went
like St. Julian ; he, poured down the I
steaming coffee and piled ,in the cakes
two etudes high, while his eyes stuck a
. MEDICAL.
T G. SCOTT, M. D. &c., Physician, Surgeon and
" • Acconchenr, Seaforth, Ont. Office and resi-
dence south side of Goderich Street, first door
east of Presbyterian Church. 34?.
WM, HANOVER, M. De 0. M., -Grarluate of
McGill University, Physician, Surgeon -and
Accoucheur, Seaforth. Ont. Office and reeidenee,
first door south of the Catholic Ottureli. 496
TT L. TERCOE, M. D., C. M., Physician, Sur-
-a• -a• • geon' etc., Ooroner for th_e County of Huron
Office andResidence, on Jarvis street north,
directly opposite Seaforth Public Scheel.
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DlioNAUGHT,
• ate of OntarioTeterinary
Ont. Offite and
Ryan's. Calls
day. A stocks
Charges reasonable.
nese and certi 'mates
Veterinary Surgeon, Grade
College) Seaforth, '
Residence in rear of Killoran &
promptle attended to, night or
of veterinary medicine e nu hand
Horseexamined UR to soune.-
given if required, 407
JAMES *.
" Ontario Veterinary
two years tO oractice
Toronto, has -settled
residence east
attended to by
Vetetireary Medicines
examined as tc
Horses bought
EL,E., V. S., Graduate of the
College. After devoting
with Professor 8mit,h, of
in Seaforth. Office at. his
of W. M. Church. Calls promptly
day or night. A large. stock of
constantly =Wald. Horses
soundness and- certificates given
and eold on commission. 424
-1r, .
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tali i,
hours from 8
'Mrs. Whitney's
Beefier th.
TT DERBYSHIRE.' L. D. S.,
Jot • Surgeon Dentist, Graduate
of the Royal College of Dental
Surgeons of Ontario. Office
A. M. to 5 P. M. Rooms in
new brick block, Main Street,
.
T0 THE DISEASED—All
• THE
su
ism, &c. Elect
use, furnished
Therapeutics t
DONALD, Me
Graham's Block
Chronic Diseases
•cossfully by Electriciey., Galvan•
o-Itledical Batteries, the best in
with inatructions iii Eleetro-
parties deeiring mix. A. Me -
Mal Electrician. Office, in Dr.
Brussels, Ont. 627x3
LEGAL.
c AMEIION, }OLT
Solicitors
M. C. Came'n, on
eron. • s
& CAMERON, Barristers,
n Cheucery, &c.. Goclurich, Ont.
. 0„ Philip Holt, M. G. Cam-
506 '
,
VILLIAM.SMILL, Conveyancer and COMIntd-
T .sioner na B. R., Wroxeter. Auctioneer
Appraiser. Accounts and notes collected
reasonable tering.
and
on
i 366
pe MALCOMSON, Barrister, and Attolrncy
"J Law, Notary Public Conveyancer B
Mr. Carey, late of Cameron, Holt A 'Ca
office, Avid be in charge of the office, r4nd
Malcomsou will be in Brussels ever
day.609
.
aARROW & MEYER, Barristers, Attorneys-
‘ -A at -Law, Solicitors, in Chaucery, Notaries
lic, and Conveyancer,. Alone), to Loan,
funds, at 8 per cent. Offices—Goderich
Wingham. II. W. 0. Meyer, Kent's Block,
Liam, Solicitor Coosolidated Bank.
at.:
•ussola.
eron'a
Mr. i
Tues-I
Pub-
private
and
Wing -
581
nENSON & MEYER, Barristers and Attorney
1---' at Law, Solicitors in Chancery and Insolvency,
hinveyancers, Notaries Public, etc. Officcs—Sea.
orth and Bruesels: -328,oclo of Private Funds to
nvest at once, at Eightper cent. Interest,payable
ready. . . 68
JAS. H. HENSON. . B.W. 0. 111EYElt.
The above firm has thi3 day been dissolved by
mutual consent. All accounts thio the firm to
se paid to Mr. Benson who will pay all Habil-
ties. '
Nov 17:TAMES H. BENSON. . f., 187 6.
e - Il. W. C. MEYER.
;1A flea a tin u rte ct i MI RE I.A.P.Pf1
LAW, CHANCERY, AND CONVEYANCING
OFFICE,
Scott's Block, Main Street, Seaforth.
.OLICITORS for the bonsolideted Bank of
"--J Canada and the Canadian Bank of Commerce
in Settforth.
Farm auct Town 'and Tillage Property bought
and sold. -
Money (private-fandm) loaned on mortgage se-
curities, ILL reasonable rates of interest. Charges
Moderate.
Money invested for private persons upon the
best mortgage seeurities, with any expenne to
the lender.
8.0. McCAUGHEY, M. A.
THE SEAFORTH ACRICULTURAL IMPLEMENT EMPORIUM-.
3
0. C. WILLSON, -PROPRIETOR.
A. FULL STOCK OF PLOWS ON HAND;
Consisting of the Following Kinds:
MASSEY'S NO. 13 THISTLE CUTTER PLOW,
OLIVER'S NO. 40 CHILLED PLOW,
HILL'S PAtENT PLOW, NO. 2,
MASSEY'S NO. 10 OD PLOW,
PORT PERRY ANI.:7 ESWATER GANG PLOWS.-
A Full Stock of Strait() Cutters, Horse Bakes, Grain.
CrUshers,1?oot Cutters, and all IMplements
belonging. to the Business.
SEWING MACHINES, AS USUAL.
The Florence, Wanzer Raymond, Royal Singer, and other
Machines.
Sewing Machines Repaired on the Shortest Notice, and work
warranted.
Oils, Needles and Attachments always on hand,
0. C. WILLSON, Main Street, Seaforth.
THE ,GREAT SALE
ONTINUE
—TO--
THIRTY
THE CHEAPEST GOODS.
A.. 0- 14-'111,
IS NOW RECEIVING A
A Very Large Stock of all -kinds of
Groceries and P1VVigi022.9.
A Fresh Lot of Canned .Fruits,and
Honey and Jellies.
A .Fr. esh Lot of those very chic
Teas in Black; Green and Japan.
:All Grades of Sugars, Syrups and
Molasses.
Currants, Raisins, Prunes, Dried
Apples, Oatmeal, Cornmeal,
Cracked Wheat, Pot Barley, Flour,.
Shorts, best of Rams and Bacon.
All kinds of Fresh Garden Seeds,
Top Onions, Potato :Onions and
Set Onions and Potatoes.
Cream Crocks, Milk Pans, Plower
Pots, &c.
Lard, Butter, Eggs, and a good va-
riety of Soaps.
Soda Biscuits in 3 pound boxes, at 25e.
and pure- grown/ Coffee. Also that
Celebrated English. Exeelsior Horse and
Coale Fond. All are invited to come :tad get
Berne of the Cheapest Goods in the Dominion .
Don't forget the plate
• A. G. AULT'S GROCERY,
591 Main Street, SEAFORTH
E
• THCANADIAN
BANK OF COMMERCE
TORONTO.
$0,000,000.
1,400,000.
HEAD OFFICE,
DAYS, LONGER Paid lip Capital, - •
Meet, -
AT EOGiR18'
Piles of Dry Goods still leA at Rogers'.
Bargains in Erery Departnient at Rogers'.
The Whole Stock, to be Cleared Out at Rogers'.
Dress Goods, Dress Goods, see the prices, at Rogers'.
Hats, Caps and Straw Goods, price them, at Rogers'.
All Buyers of Pry Goods Made Happy at RogeT,91,
HE GREAT SALE TO CONTINUE THIRTY DAYS LONG -
F. HOLMESTiD. ER AT JOHN ROGERS', SEAFORTH.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Ise sarm PER DA y at home, Samples
iiOePhite worth $5 free. Address STIN-
SON & Co., Portland, Maine., 626-52
T P. BRINE, Licenced Auctioneer for the
" • County of Huron. Sales attended in all
parts of the Couaty. AU orders left at the Ex-
YOSITOR Office will be promptly attended to.
4 ties of well selected 00o06, Mr. Epps
•
has provided our breakfast tabies with
a delicately flavored' beverage, which
may;save us many heavy doctors' bills.
It is by the judicious use of siich articles
of diet tha-t a constitution may be grad-
- " ually built up until strong enough to re-
sist -every tendency to disease. Hun-
dreds of subtle maladies are floating
around. us ready to attack wherever
• there is a weak point. We may escape
many a fatal shaft by keeping ourSelves
well fortified with pure blood, and a
properlynourished fr ." C" r-
- vice Gazette. Sold only in.packets label
led—"James Epps & Oo., Homceopath-
ie Chemists, 48, Threadneedle Street,
and 170, Piccadilly, London." 482-52
in a -surly tone.
• f•Yes, of COW'S° I am," I answered.
rejoined ; "that's just what I sent for
"Well, of course I won't 'tell you," he
you total me."
A case such as this, where the pa--
tient refuses to give you any informa-
tion; is, I confess, a rare one. Gener-
ally the sufferer is comm-unicative
enough, the .difficulty being to make out
the meaning of the strange expressions
end illustrations used. Sometimes one
meets with quite a wealth of descripe
tion.
."What's the matter with you, Mrs.
MeCrea ?" I asked a wiry and active
old Is-orrian whotn I was visitinfe. .
• ! Is it what's the matter with
lie, doctor dear, that I'm to tell von?
Achile easier I'd find' -it to toll• you
what's not the -matter with me—I'm
est alT wrolie, thegitherl"
"Well,' but is there a pain, 'any- •
where ? Come, tell me how you feeli"
out like door knobs, and the sweat y
ran off his face and hinds and down g
his shirt like the eruption of Mount Ve- a,
StIveCtS. es' epee a -card i ng." •
I am happy to say that Mrs. Mrs.
Icerea recovered from a Sickness of
"Is it how do -I feel, doctor ?" she
nswered. "I can hardly snake to tell
eu ; but I just feel a-rugging an' a-tug-
ing, zuf a -withering, an' a -squeezing,
n' a -roasting- au' a-swaariping, au' gif I
With -his last bite the landlord grab-
bed hini again ; .rammed him through 1\
the door and into the oflice ; jammed s
his hat t his head ; told him how much t
hisTilI 1.vas, so that he could be getting
out his money; had the bell -boys bring
out his valise ; and with perspiration
and fear iu the poor fellow's body, tow. a
him tc, spread himself full size, and ask- 1 t
ed him if he haa li baggage checked, t
as it was only ileas minutes before the i
traiu stztxted.:
• '-Wha. -whiff train ?" ejaer.lated the c
vhich these were the alarming- symp-
oms.
Napoleon and the Waiter.
When he was in Paris, Napoleon I.
ccompanied by Duroc, was often in
he habit of rambling about the city in
he evening, dressed like his attendant,
n a blue overcoat, without any decora-
ion or ornaMent. He often met with
urious adventures. Sometimes the
man.
"Why, the 5:15 train! Yonere going
,
out on the 5:15 Michigan. Central, ain't
your•
• "Noir saidlie, wasn't gehig out for
a week."
All the hell -boys and other servants
gathered. around to help get- the man
started, began to snicker and run out at
• the doors; the doors slammed, and the
• proprietor himself could not help burst -
Emperor hurried Duroc off,. scarcely
giving him time to dress, and often
cs,usitn5 him to forget to take anymoney
with him. As for - Nap;leon,he never
had any about him. One day Napoleon
and Duroc took a long tramp, and the
Emperor, being very hungry, went into
a cafe at the corner of the boulevard,
and ordered a, chop and omelette, his
favorite dishes. When they had break-
fasted, the bill was presented. The
S
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EMPORIUM
SCOTT BROTHERS, PROPRIETORS.
-TREHDIVISION COURT.—The office of the .We take pleasure in announcing to our customers and the Trade in general
• Second Division Court -will be open daily
from half -pat one to tour o'clook P. M. Office
in my Block, over' the store of johnstoaBroe.
L. MEYER, Clerk of Division Court, Seaforth. 562
RANCIS GRAHA.M, AUCTIONEER AND
-1- LAND AGENT.—Special attention given to
sale of landed property, farming and thorough-
bred stock. Cattle selected for the Engliah mar-
ket. Office and Auction ROMP, Acheson's new
Block, Uoderich, Ont. Terms moderate 615
JOHN LECKIE, General Loan and Real Estate
Agent, Grain, Produce and Commission Mer-
chant. Money loaned on real estate in, town or
country, at 8 per cent. simple interest. Charges
moderate. Mortgages bought and sold. Matured
mortgages paid off. Terms to suit borrowers.
Farrus and village property for sale. Office—
Leckie's new brick block, /3russels, Ont. 515
Stubborn Facts. SEAFORTH PUMP ACTORY STILL AHEAD
That in severe and chronic elms, which have de-
fied all other remedies, Wilson's Compound Syrup
of Wild Cherry gives immediate relief,- and effects
a speedy cure.
rho no case has been reported in whith it
failed to give relief.
That every family who keeps it on hand cnn
laugh at Croup, Whooping, Cough, Colds, • Bron
chitis and all kindred diseases.
Thal in cony district where • Wilson's Wild
Cherry hes been introduced it has jumped into
favor in an ncredibly short time.
That beside being a radical cure for the above
mentioned disease, it is one of the best tonics in
use.
That it you have not already done so, it is your
duty to purchase a bottle at once.
That you can buyit from any lending • druggist
in Western Ontario. •628-4
Bucklen's Arnica ;Salve.
-
The best salve in, the wotld for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tetter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns. and all kinds of Skin
..EinptiOns. This salve is guaranteed to give pee-
- feet satisfaction in every case or nioney refunded.
Price 25 cente per box. For sale by Hickson &
131teuidell,Seaforth. 566-8m
—nese pumps ha,ving been awarded the first
plize at both the South Huron and East Huron
Fall Shows, the subscriber has every confidence
in recommending them to the public, knowing
that for quality of material and worknianship
they are not easily suipassed, and would eolicit a
call from all intending purchasers; all work
warranted ; orders by mail or otherwise prompt-
ly attendeu to. N. (MUFF North Main Street,
Seaforth. • 619
-rim GREAT FEMALE REMEDY.—Job Moses
-I- Periodical Pills—Thi a invaluable medicine- is
unfailing in tho cure of all those painful and
dangerous diseases ta which the feinele constitu-
tion is subject. It moderates all excess and re-
moves all obtraotions, and a a eedy cure may be
relied on. To niiieriedladies, it is peculito lysuited.
It will, in a short time, bring o the monthly pe-
riod with regularit: . These pi Is should not be
taken by Females daring the 5 at three months
of Pregrancy, as they are sure o bring on Mis-
earriage, but at any other time hey are safe. In
all cases of Nervous and Spinal Affections,
pains in the -back and limbs, fatigue on slight ex-
ertion palpitation of the heart hyetcries and
whites, these pills will effect a cure when all other
means hove failed • and although a powerluj
remedy, do not contain iron, calomel, antimony,
that we are prepared to supply
11" A_ 1\To s 1\T ID 0 Pi GE A. 1\T
At Lower Figures than ever, and will sell either for cash, time, or on the
• instalment system.
$275 WILL BUY A GOOD NEW PIANO.
$80 WILL BUY A NEW ORGAN.
pecond-hand Pianos and Organs taken in exchange for new ones, and full
value allowed.
Orders for tuning left with us will be promptly attended to.
SCOTT BROTHERS, Main Street; Seaforth.
N. B.—A good Corner Lot for sale -on Market Street.
AT HIS POST AS OF OLD.
JOHN WARD, MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH,
While returning thanks to his many customers for their patronage in the
past, also to those who so liberally patronized his late sale, he begs to
inform, thein and as many new ones as will fovor him that he
WILL STILL BE FOUND IN HIS OLD STAND
or anything hurtful to the constitution. Full As ready and willing to serve them as before.
directions in the pamphlet areal:4 each package,
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC. which should be carefully preserved. job Moses, HARNESS, TRUNKS, WHIPS AND GENER,AL FURNISHINGS ON HAND
for postage enclosed to Northrop & Lyman, To-
ronto, tint., general agents for the Dominion,
will insure a bottle containing over 50 pills by
return mail. Sold in Seaforth by Hickson &
efts e , J. . Roberts, an R. Lu.msden. 197
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,
••• SEAFORTH, November 20. 1879
The undersigned haring leased: the finishing
• shop of the Huron Foundry, Seafgeth. from X. S.
Runciman, will be prepared to de all kind .% of
repairs required for steam engines, grist and
flouring mills, saw mills end all kinds • of ma-
' clattery, also agricultural implements, and from
his long experience as foreman oU the Goderich
Paunchy trusts to be able to give good satisfaction
to all parties having work done. All repairs at-
tended to at onye. Give Inc a trial and I will
warrant good satiefaction.
WILSON SALICRLD.
-
In connection with the above business, the -
andersigned will have nu office at the Huron
• Foundry, and.. will take any orders for repairs on :
mills or other-•
things. and Will also take_ contracts
for steal n engini:,s, boilers, •grist and Roaring mina, i
and allkinds of machinery. Having a connection i
with one of the largest foundries in Ontario, I Will :
be in a position to carr - out all contracts that may
he trusted to lilt?. Plailt4 tIllti gpi ciAentions fur-
lashed for mill machinery,. engine, &a. As -I i
intend to give my Attention ,altoeether t� te
eren ctioand re • airs of machineryand agricnItnrai
reem
eeents.:11 t
nee to be able to givegood satisfac-
tion to all trusting me with their- wOrk.
1 ' • R. RI_TNOT1T A N '
The undersig-Ued *ill continue to manufacture i
plows and all kinds of castings on a large scale at ,
the Huron Foundry, Seaforth, and With tho con-
nections formed:, hopes to be able to push a large i
business and to gire good satisfaction. 1
. j. S. RUNCIIIIAN. I
New Yorke Sole Proprietor. $1 00 and 12f cents
THE GREAT SH /SHONEES 'REMEDY AND
PILLS.—The success that these medieines
have met with since their introduetion to the
public sortie years ago, proves plaiely to the
most skeptical that they are medicines that per-
form what they are advertised to do. The
virtues of these mediemea have been well test- •
ed, and have withstood their trial in a- most
satisfactory manner. s'or diens( s of the 131ood,
Liver, laings, &o., they are uneurpassed. We ;
have testimonials of ndraeulous cures of these ,
diseases, and of many others. If any one is '
afflicted, let him try a bott;e of the Remedy and
box of Pills. No injurious effect seill follow
their use on the most delicate person, as they
are purely vegetable, there, being no mineral •
matter in them. The costis small, while the
advantages derived from their nae will doubly
repay you for ytiur txpeese and trouble.
Try these gi eat remedies and be convinced
that they are no humbug. No one who has
tried the Shoshoneee Pills has ',:ever pronounced
an unfavorable opinion of them ; and no family
where they have beei used will be without them.
Full information May be had on all partieulars
touching the use,andj the experience of those -who
have used them, by securing the Treatise or the
Circular from your druggist free. Price of the
Remedy on pint bottles, $1; Pills 25 cents, a
box. Sold by all medicine dealers.
AS USUAL. ALSO HARNESS MADE TO ORDER AND RE-:
PAIRING PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO.
IJOHN WARD, -
SEAFORTH.
HAY AND OATS Telenet1 EXCHANGE FOR HARNESS.
W. IV. 721ST A.1118 0 IV,
INSURANCE AGENT, DEALER IN SEWING AND KNITTING. MA-
• CHINES, CONVEYANCER, 86c., SEAFORTH, ONT.
INSURANCE.—Mr. Watson is agent for the following first-class Insurance Companies :
FIRE.--Plicenil and Northern, of London, England; Scottish Imperial, of Glasgow, Scotland;
Resat Comedian and National, of Montreal; British America, of Toronto; Canada Fire and Marine,
_of Hamilton; Gore District of Galt. LIMO AND ACCIDENT.—Traveller's, of Hartford.
MONEY TO LOAN.—Mr. Watson is appraiser for the Canada Permanent Loan and
Savings Company, of Toronto. The oldest and best Loan Society in the Dominion. Money
advanced on all kinds of Real Estate
kopp cEonWataInNuy
GonMhaAndC: 3nOasbnoufmacetuArinagnandhefala3ThilYne B.SWIlingaczahinacehinesoii,
HHIoNweE, WSCeelTebref°bw
&Wiiisiong,
needles and all kinds of attachments on hand. Machines of all kinds repaired.
Mr. Wateon is agent for the Franze & Pope knitting machines. The best family knitting
machine manufactured, capable of doing all kinds of cotton and woolen work.
Mr. Watson is agent for the State Line of Steamships, sailing beevteea New York and an ponds
in Europe.
Oce, Main Street, Seaforth, nearly orposite Mansion Hotel. -
DIRECTORS.
Box. WILLIAM - MCMASTER, Preeident
Hos...ADAM HOPE, Vice -President.
Neah Baru/met, Esq. James Michie, Esq.
EIliott.Esq. T.S.utherbend StaynerSEto
i George Taylor, Esq. John J. Arnton, Esq.
• A. R. MeMaster, Esq.
• W. N. ANDERSON, General Manager.
JOHN ROBERTSON, Inmpector
•
Now Yonle.-3. G. Plaineer, and T. 11. Goaaby
Agent.
Carcao.—I. G. Orchard, Agent.
BRANCHES.
Barrie,
Brantford;
Chatham,
Colfingwood,
Dundas,
Galt,
Go derich,
Guelph,
Hamilton,
London,
Lucen,
Montreal,
Orangeville,
Ottawa,
Paris,
Pet -ether°,
St. Catharines,
Sarnia.
Siincoe,
Stratford,
Strathroy,
Seaforth,
Thorold,
Toro*, le,
Winds
,Walketton,
Woo detock,
Commercial Credits issued for use In Europe,
the East and W -est Indies, China, Japan, and
South America.
Sterling and American Exchange bought sand
sold.
Collections made on the most favorable terms.
• Interest allowed on deposits.
BAIYKE 1C&.
New York—The Ammican Exchange National
33ank.
London, England -11e Bank of Scotland,
SEAFORTH BRANCH.
M. P. 11A.YES, • - - .14ANAGER.
EGG EMPORIUM.
THIS Subscriber hereby thanks 'his numerous
-a- customers (merchants and others) for their
liberal patronage &aim the vase 7 years, and
hopes by strict integrity and close attention to
business to merib their confidence and trade in
the future. Having green., enlarged 'his prem-
ises during the winter, he is now prepared toipay
THE HIGHEST CASH PRICE
For any gnantity offiood Fresh Eggs, delivered
at the Egg Emporium,
• MAIN STREET, SEAPORTH.
Wanted by the snbseriber, 25 tons of good drY
clean wheat straw. •
D. D. WILSON.
TO MERCHANTS AND DAIRYMEN.
S. TROTT, SEAFORTH,
JjAS much pleasure in calling particular attcn-
-1-11- ton to hie air tight
BUTTER FIRKIN.
This Firkin is warranted air tight, and will
consequently keep the •butter much purer and
sweeter than any other tub Made on the old
principle, saving more then the price ,of the tub
in enhanced value of butter. Samples always
on hand. •
Common tubs en halides For partiett-
iars call at the Factory or address
S. TROTT. Seaforth.
N. B.—Coopering and repairing as usual. 600
PT-T13,1\TIT"CTIR:-E-
J. S. PORTER, SEAFORTH.
1 ctnt determined to Clear Out my
Entire Stock of Furniture regard-
less of Cost.
THOSE IN WANT, it will pay them to a8cer-
"1- rein prices before purchasing elsewhere. I
give a large discount to those paying midi, es-
pecially to newly mauled couples.
Warerooms directly opposite M. R. Counter'S
Mammoth Sewehy Store, Main Street, Seeforth,
East Side.
625 JOHN S. PORTER.
1\T Or-rIC,
TO GRANGERS, FARMERS AND
OTHER&
A 8 TREY occupy the attention of all, these
-1-1- hard times, the subscriber is determined to
meet them by offering good inch Hendoqk, "not
'usually soldrfor inch," at the following rates:
12 foot Hemlock. at $7 00 per thousand; 14 'foot
Fencing, at $7 50, forCaeh. Ail orders overi45000
5 per c.ent. discount Call and see if you dotal
gee what is represented:
Book Accounts over 8 months will be :charged
8 per cent.
The subscriber thanks his numerous customara
for their liberal support, and solicits a continu-
ance of their favors.
JOHN THOMPSON.
4138 Steam Saw Mills, Mciiillop
-
R. -N. BRETT,
Wholesale and•Retail DeaIer in LEATHER and
SHOE FDIDINGS of Every Description.
None but the Very Best Stock kept. Terms
moderate. A Trial Bolleited. All orders by mail
or °therein promptly fined.
gfee It. IL BRETT
ok)70 A WEEK—$12 a day at home easily
r4Pie made. Costly Outfit free. Address TRUE
& Co., Augusta, Maine. • 626-52