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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1879-12-12, Page 372-7s. E FOOD v.ea Obstrue- ele, Relieves .e Spirit and herses, while rk with one- dle when fed ; takw 4 ..-zive •tve wondex- eeith, lee- on. eel, while ite r earerieing. to animals For.sale ARLOCK., e. *leeforthe 616 -1E RS s eanied 4Y Years. ace Alec and hest me - it arty guar- virta e good et, they hope o Pablie tenburry's Mice, one eeleIGGSs g between ie of Plows, ieselued by re firm to- ha : by caeh or 4 the tirm. tial.Y. 1379. Arcrox. tusk:tees in [-well known rich street,. :ng hi a ease triet aeten- e confider:me reseing and iARTON. tratleaman, habits, has. opporenrete iart on may eleuts and 0,17 ONK en and Sale :eee of the e.ciety, will he TOWN. rat, 1879, be eet2. 3cd $L [ ard 3, ;.!rd $L cents. [ cents_ Secretary day of the 'reeident. DER phers 7 lis" hia pet, e copied - Pletares there smile: ;puler Gal- 'ai) trash' 4 work can 'etferth. 11:11SzSail ari.K aud le se:Dp-_ss Gies- as low as r ereons n hot. Line :Mad COM. eerforth _ TORY. • t fof teeen trim tr.tt he ie. end the rie if not 1 Aloe of fedognae ; tt ere, dregs. LLS )PPIN'G ,-. Flour 1 Corn for the eeret:, and er service • tala ie friends. eeneral Painter 'pared a in the ftbie ire. John- e,ferth. Tiany- rhe of may ex oat the most - (t Jeeeph erempt ; NELL irate for ed clean ,44)erk for Itidte arta hieheat cielned DECEMBER 12, 1879 THE HURON EXPO'SITOR. asweassemosiaseseoammtwommiliasomealoallidEMISIONNalme. Gaieties. “I have a love-Ietter," said a servant girl to her mistress, “will ye rade it to me? And here is some cotton wild yer stuff in yer ears while ye rade it?" —Sarah Bernhardt is by no means stout; still this does seem to be a little exaegt Grated: "An empty carriage drove up to the door, and. Sarah Bernhardt dismou pled' from i1." —A. rather gaily -dressed young lady asked her Sunday school class what was meant by the porup and vanity of the world. The answer was horest, bat rather unexpected: "Them flowers on your hat." —They were out driving. Said Theodore ; "What tree, Angeliva, bears the most precio-us fruit? Angelina— "Oh, Dory, I can't tell, unless it is a cherry tree." Theodore looked unut- terable sweetness as he gazed into An- gelina,'s eyes au sl said, "The axle -tree, darling." _ —I am past sixty years old, and every now and then 1 meet a relickwho knu me forty-five years ago, and re- members some deviltry I was gnilty of then. Aja't it strange how finacions the memory is of these things, and how weak it is ov ennything gqod a feller may have accidentally --done. —Josh —Meeting a newsboy whose face was scarred with scratches, and lboked like a map of some railroad centre, a gen- tleman asked the youngster what the matter was. "Feller spoke disrespect- ful of my sister, and said lie'd bet she Was cross-eyed., and I sailed. in." "Is your sister tross-eyed.?" was asked. "int got no sister," was the reply. "It was the principle of the thing what I got licked for." . A Natural Wonder. From my hotel window I can look out almost any clear day and see a dim column of smoke in the far southwest. I have asked the cause of it, a,nd have been told that it is the vapor from a boiling spring, which has never been • foundeaywhag to the impenetrable nature of ._the swamp in which it is situated.. My infoemants say it frequeutly deceiv- ed blockade runners during the war. The runners would suppose it a signal from shore and run in to certain cap- ture. I suggested one day that perhaps there might be some illicit whiskey dis- filiation ening on in that swamp. The possibilitby, and eveu probability, was admitted.. "Then none af you, I presume," I asked, "saw that columu of smoke dur- ing the war ?" None had seen it until- the tax on -whiskey was levied, for, they said, they had never had their attentiou called to it until of late years. • I accosted a gray-haired negro on the subject of the smoky column: "Well, sah," says he, "if you was down in de neighborhood of whar dat smoke is, and. you should leave a jug alongside de road wit." a quarter tied to de handle, you'ci be mighty ap' . to find, dat jug filled wid wInskey de next day." "Where- would the quarter be, U - cle ?" "Dat would be gone, sah." "And could I spend. a quarter that way every day ? " aAs many as you like.- If you tie half a dollar dey'll give you half a dollar's worth of whiskey, and, dey'll gib yoa good. measure,- sure." "Do they de much business in that liner I asked. _ "I don't kuow nuffin about dat, sal,. I only knows'. dat you get as much whiskey in de jug as the money tied to the handle will pay foe." --Roston traltchah. Cost of the "Know How." There was much gumption evinced by that partieular darkey whose mas- ter was a surgeon. -who had performed on another darkey an operation requir- ing ahigh degree of skill. The latter darkey was well-to-do., and the surgeon charged him $25 for .the operation. Meeting the doetor's aervant afterward, this dialogue occurred,: "Dat was a mighty7 steep charge of the doetor's for cuttang on •me tudder day." . • "How much did. the boss charge?" .Julius, he charge me twenty- five dolIaxs." "Go 'long, inggah„ dat ain't mach charge." a Well, he wasn't more dan three or four mieutes doin' it, and I -think was all he oughter took." „ "Look-s-heah„ Sam; you don't un-. 'stan 'bout diet ting. You see the boss have to spend a great any year's lar- nin'-how to use ''that knife, an' it cost him- heaps o' money. Now„ the feet. am dat he wily. elsarge you five dollars for - de operation; de tudder 20 he charge for de know how." That'elt—the time and Money to learn the know - Harper's llifagazine. good talker, and I enjoyed it. Sudden- ly, just as he was giving me his views upon the future religious aspect of Great Britain, our ears were assailed by a deafening storm of applause. Such a clapping of hands I never heard before. It sent the blood to my head- with a rush, and. I got terribly excited. I. straightened up and commenced clapping my hands with all my might. I moved about in 13 y chair and clapped harder and harder. 'Who is it?' I asked the daentleman on my right. 'Whose name id he read ?' " 'Samuel L. Clemens,' he answered. “I stopped applauding. I didn't clap any more. It kind of took the life out of me, and I sat there like a mummy and didn't even, get up and bow. It was one Of the most distressing fixes .1 ever got into, and it will be many day before I forget it."—Froin the Chi- cago Times. A Noble Mother. Bishop Fraser, of Manchester, Eng- land, one of the most liberal of English prelates, in a •recent speech testified manfully to the self saerifice and devos. tion of his mother. His father, a man of some fortune, lost everything in iron mining, and died broken-hearted, leav- ing a family of seven, the bishop at that tinae being fourteen years wild. His th r was a woman of ound sense and g •eat unselfishness. • She _paid, "1 cam' t give these lads of m'ne a large fortu e;• but, by denying nyself a bit and living quietly, I can giv them all a good ducation." She did .so, and he did n t understand how she 'managed it. By od's providence he hact that mothey still spared to him. She was now paralyzed, speechless and helpless ; but every day when he went into her room and looked on her sweet face, he thought gratefully of all he owed hereof what he was, and what he had been enabled to do. The 01.Terneat Women. These 11 pizen-clean " wiomen always little ciarling sits prattling on the floor or lies sleeping in the cradle, and every- thing Seems preparing to welcome the happiest of husbands and the best of father, when he shall come home from his toil to enjoy the sweets of his' little paradise. This is the true domestic pleasure. Health, contentment, hive, abundance and ,bright prospects are all here. , But it has become a prevalent sentinoient that a man must acgaire his fortune before he marries—that a: wife must have no sympathy nor share with him in the pursuit of it—in which' most of the Pleasure truly consists—and the youngbmarried people must set out with as laa-ge and expensive an establishment as is Upcoming those who have been married for tvsebty years. This is very unhappy; it fills the community with bachelors, who are waiting to make their fortunes, endangering virtue and promoting vice; it destroys thei true economy and design of the domestic in- stitution, and it promotes idleness and inefficiency among females, who are ex- pecting to be taken up by fortune, and .passively sustained without any care or conceiln an their part; and thus many a wife becomes, as a gentleman once re- marked, not a "help mate," but a "help TVins/ow. Mutual Surprise. Many romantic stories are related of marriages resulting from correspon- denceibetween strangers. Here is a story of a pair who, after exchanging letters', met by appointment: The sur- prise with which she discoverectthat he, intead of being 27, tall, dark, audaristo- cratic,f was 46, stumpy, red-headed, fat, and blow -legged, was only equalled by the rapturous amazement with which he discovered that she; instead of being willoWy of figure, just 18, with warm, golden hair, an opalescent complexion, and 'blue eyes like limpid lakes, was 6 •feet 1 if she was an inch, 52, if she was a day,' weighing 320 pounds, if she did an ouhce, and with no warm,' yellow, or any other hair of her own. hate to have company. " G-uests are so 1 ar Miles of Bookshelves. dirty, you know.' The p lor is kept 'Bleep m • dark and unused from year to year. carpets would fade and dust would ac- eutunla.te. We once knew a woman who refused to open her parlor for the wedding of her daughter. "The. street is top' dusty," she said. She, is dust now. They opened the parlor for/ the funeral, and one almost weeders that . she aid notlurn over in her coffiu. The overheat WW1] aereleans house twiCe- a year. Twice a year the uncomfortable husband , and the children- are made doubly uncpmfortable. The , weakness of the fleshalene deters her from house- oleaaing . every moon. The overneat wothan delights to make pe'ople un. om- fortable. She is thin, dyspeptic, has nerves, is troubled with dirt on the brain. Dirt an the brain is very wear- :ing on the constitution, and the hyper - neat woman neaily always dies young. If she did not all her household would. Her lingliand 'always h -as another chance. This is a dispensation of providence.. - We write -with some feeling on this I subject, although, than God, we have only seen the oyerneat woman afar off. But we have seen the lives of good ,men- ernbitteyed, we have seen boys driven to ruiu, and girls imbued with such a 'hatred of cleanliaess that they've be- come very slatterns, by the overneat wives and motaers. Ah, mother, de you not mind s .eluttered floor, a little Igravel or Bawl , 4 the carpet, a filegOr mark on wall paper pr mirror. The day may come when a little diraspread by baby feet or laid on by -busy baby fingers would be the gladdest sight 'in the world. : Mark 'Twain's Best Joke. That quaint and original genius, Samuel L. Clemens—Mark Twain— told a story at his own expense While breakfasting with a journalistic friend one morningwhich is too good. , , to be lost, and which, by his -consent, is now published for the first time. There had beeu some talk at the table about the Grant banquet, when Mr. Clemens remarked with a smile mad his peculiar drawl: “Speaking of banquets remind inc of a rather amusieg incident that occurred to me during my stop in srdoks-, dirty, grand old Loudon. I received an invi- tatiou to attend a baaquet there, and weut. It was one of those tremeudous dinners where there &re from 800 to 900 guests iuvited. I hadn't been used. to that sort of thing, and. I didn't feel quite at herne. When we took our seats at the tableI noticed that at each plate was a little plan of the hall, with the positit at of each guest numbered, so that , one could see at a glance where a friend was seated i learning his 'lumber. Just lafore we fell to, some one—the Lord Mayor, or whoever was bossing the oceasion—arose and began to read :JAM of 1.11,)!zo present—No. 1, Lord So - and --k' ; N. 2, the Duke of Something- or-otl.er, :Ilia 'so mi. When this indi- vidual read the name of SOIlle promin- ent political character or lite.Pary celeb- rity, it would be 5ireeted with more ur less applause. The individual who was reading the names did. so in so monot- onous a manner that 1 became tired, and begau looking about for Isomething to engage my attention. 1 found the gentleman next to me, 011 the right, a well-infoxmed persouage, and I entered ; into conversation with hien. I had I never seen him before, but he was a ! Woman's Heald. - The female thumb is said to be .an important.index of the female charac- ter. Women With large thumbs are held by .phrenologists, ph.ysioguonsists, &c., to be more than ordinarily intelli- aent—what are called sensible women —while women with small thumbs are regarded as romantic,- According to certain authors, who profess to have been observers,.a woman's hand is more indicative of a woman's character than her face, as the latter is to a certain ex- teut under the control of temporary emotions, or of the will, whereas the - former is a fact which exists for any one who understands it to profit - by. Coasequently, a' few hints about the proper reading of a woman's hand may be very useful to certain of our readers, especially married men, or then contem- plating matrimony. Women with square hands and small thumbs are said to make good and gentle housewives. These sort of women will make .any man happy who is fortunate enough to win them. They are not all romantic, but they are what is better—thoroughly domestic. Women with very large thumbs have a "temper" of their own', and aenerally long tongue. _There is a hint in this to a laver.' Let him, the first time he seizes hold of hie niistress's hand, examine, under some pretext or another, her thumb; and if it be large, let him make up his mind that as soon as he becomes a married man- he will have to be a good boyeor else there will be the very deuce to pay. Again, if a youug man Ends that -his lady -love has a large palm, with cone-shaped.- fingers and a small thumb, let him thauk his stalls—for itt that case she is susceptible to tenderness, readily flattered, easily •talked into, or talked Out •of anything, and can be readily managed. But if she is a woman with a square hand, well-proportioned, and only a tolerably - developed thumb, why, then, she is either one of two distinct classes of wo- nien—she is either -a practical female who will stand no onsense, or she is a desiguina female; - she is a wensan who cannot be duped, or a weinau who will dupe him• . Happiness of the Newly • • Married. . It is the happiest and inest virtuous state of society inewbich the husband and wife set out, together, make their property together, and with perfect sympathy of soul graduate all itheir ex- penses, plans, calculations and desires, with reference to their prescut means and to their future and common inter- est. 1,l'othing delights me more than to eiater'the neat little tenement of the young people who. within perhaps two or three years, withont any resources, but their own knowledge or industry, have joined heart and hand, and engage to share together the • responsibilities, duties,.interests, trials and pleasures of life. The industrious wife is cheerfully employing hee pwn hands in domestic duties, putting. her house in order, or mending hea husband's clothes, or- pre- paring the dinner; whilst, perhaps, the -Borne idea of th& capacity of the British Museum Librarymay be gained from the statement that it, contains three miles of bookshelves eight feet high, end, taking them at .the ordinary -8vo size; there are twenty-five miles of shelves. ,The dome of the -reading room is the -second largest in the world, the diameter of that of the Parthenon, Rome, exceediug it only two feet, while St. Peter's, being only 139 feet, is less lby one foot. We have here an, instance of the value of iron; for, while the piers cif• the •British. Museum dome occupy 200 feet, those of the Parthenon fill 7,477 feet of area,. EVPS'S COCOA.—Grateful and comfort- ing.—" By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the opera- tions of digestion and nutrition, and 'by a careful application of the fine proper- ties of well selected cocoa, Mr. Epps hasprovid.ed our breakfast tables with a delicately flavored beverage, which may save us many heavy doctors' bills. It is by the judicioususe of such articles of diet that a constitution may be grad- ually built up until strong enough to re- sist evers,, tendency to disease. Hun- dreds of subtle maladies are floating around us ready to attack wherever there is a weak point. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well fortified with pure .blood, and a properly nourished. frame."—Civi/ Ser- vice Gazette. Sold only in packets label. led—" James Epps & Go., Homceepath- ic Chemists, 48, Threadneedle Street, and 170, Piccadilly, London." 482-52 PHYSICISH. WRSES. — Many persons physic their horses frequently—especi- ally every spring. This is a great error, and one which has caused. the loss of Ill£1,1311 Setlita.ble horses, as physic as it is usually given, often produces inflana- mation of -the bowels, which generally proves fatal; it also weakens the horse . . and thus renders .him more liable to disease. or less able to throw it off— what is required is a medicine which will operate gently upon the bowels, and act upon the liver and lungs, re- moving all obstructions therefrom, purifying the blood and enabling all the organs to do their work without over - tasking any, •-which is accomplished by the use of. "Darley's Condition Powders and Arabian 'Heave , Bern- ecly"—it is always safe and certain. Remember the natne, and see that the signature of Hurd ct Co. is on each package. Northrop & Lyman, Torpnto, Ont., proprietors for Canada. Sold by all medicine dealers. A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a poor girl. But a pallid counten- ance, weak nerves, dry skin, dim, eyes, are repulsive in the sight of all, because they tell of dissipation, over -indulgence, excesses. To remedy these defects, use Victoria Buchu and Uva Ursi, the great medicine for:diseases of the kidneys,' etc., For sale by all dealers at 81 per bottle. Milburn, Bentley & Pearson, proprietors. • • TEABEItItY.—The new powder for whitening the teeth, purifying • the breath,' and stimulating the ni.outb, the brightest, cosiest little toilet gem extant. Ask your druggist for "Tea - berry ;" price35 cents. • 620e52. Read. and Learn for Yourself. Many. vainable discoveries and .much useful knowledge; le kept front the world, bemuse of tbo immense expense in making them known to the people. Tide:Le-not the case with lloschee s Ger- man Syrup. Its sales now reach every town and in Canada and . the. United -States. Its wonderful stweeee in curing 'Consumption, severe Coughs, Pneemonia, Astluna; and all .other diseases of the- throat and lunge; was first made known by distributing eveev year, for -three yearsover 400,000 bottles to the allliceel. free' of charge, by Drug- gists. No sue!' a test of Merit was ever givenbe- fore to ftny other preparation. Go to your Drug- gist and get a bottle for 75 cents and try it. Sample bottles 10 cents.626-52. Dr. ICtrig's California Golden • Compound. • Is•a Stietly vegetable preparation, and will pesitivelv eure Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Acidity of Stomach, coming up of :food, Pain in Pit of Stomach, Low Spirits, Biliousness. Coestipation, Jeumlice, Liver Complaint. yr any aftection of th.e Stomach or Livtr, in the shortest time possible. You are net -asked to bey lentil you know what e-ou are eetting. Therefore, as you value your ex- isteeceedo not fail to go to your arngs.fist and get a trial bottie.free of cheese-, width will show 'what a regular one dollar bottle wi1 ilo. Ael: for Dr. Ring's California Golden.Compound, and take no other. 4 Bucklen'S_ Arnica Salve. The best .salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores Ulcers Salt Rheum, :•Tetter, Chapped Hendee Chilblains, Corns. and all kinds of Skin Eruptions. This salve is guaranteed to give per- fect satisfaction in every case or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Hickson & Bleasdell, Seaforth. MEDICAL. JG. SCOTT, M.D. Sce.,Phyaician,Surgeon and • Accoucheur, Seaforth, Ont. Office and mai- donee south side of Goderich Street, first door eaat of PresbyterlairCharch. 842 WM. HANOVER, M. D., C. M., Graduate Of McGill University, Phymicien. Surgeon and Accoucheu r, Seatorth. Ont. Office and residenote first door *south of the Catholic Oharch. 496 TT L. VER'00E, M. D., C. M., Phyeician , Sur- " • geon, etc., Coroner for the County of Hnron Office and Residence, on Jarvis street north, directly oppoeiteSeaforth Public Sehool. DMcNAUGHT, Veterinary Surgeon, Ge adu 71--' • ate of Ontario Veterinary College, Seaforth, Ont. Office and Residence in rear of Killoran & Ryan's. Calls proraptle attended to, night or day. A stock of veterinary medicines on hand Charges reasonable, Horses examined asto sound- ness -and eertificates given if required. 407 _TAMES W. ELDER, V. S., Graduate of the " Ontario Veterinary College. After devoting two years to practice with Profeseer Smith, of Toronto, has settled in Seaforth. Offiee at hie resideute east of W. M. Ohurch. Calls promptly attended to by .day or night. A -large stook of Veterinary Medicines constantly on hand. Horses examined as to soundness and certificates giveu Horses bought and sold on commission. 424 hourte from 8 Mrs, Whitney's Seaforth. DERBYSIIIRE.-L. D. 8., '1-11- • Surgeon Dentist, Graduate of the Royal College Of Deutal Surgeons of Ontario. Office A. M. to 5 P. M. Rooms in new batik block, Main Street, LEGAL. A J. Me00 LL, Solicitor, &c., B-ussels. Office -4-3- • in Leckie's new brit* building. 504-52 CAMERON, HOLT & CAMERON, Barristets, Solicitors in Chancery, &c., Goderich, Ont. M. C. Cameron, Q. C., Philip Holt, M. G. Cam- eron. 506 WILLIAM SMALL, Conveyancer and Commie- sioner in B. R., Wroxeter. Auctioneer and Appraiser. Accounts and notes collected on reasonable terms. 366 MALOOMSON, Barrister, and Attorney at - l --7• Law, Notary Public Conveyancer'Brussels. Mr. Carey, late of Cameron, Holt & Cameron's office, will be in charge of the office, and Mr. Malcorason will be in Bruseels every Tees - day. 609 _ (2,,ARROW & MEYER, Barrieeers, Attorneys - V -A at -Law, Solicitors, iu Chancery, Notaries Pub- lic, and Conveyancers. Money to Loan, private funds, at 8 per cent. Offiees—Goderich and Wingharee 1.[. W. C. Meyer, Kent's Block, Wi ug - ham, Solicitor Consolidated Bank. 581 TIENSON & MEYER, 13aniatere and Attorney -I" at Law, Solicitors in Chancery andInsolvency, Conveyancers, Notaries Public, etc. Offices—Sea. I orth andBrussels. $23,000 of Private Funds to invest at once., at .Eight percent. In terestepayable yearly. • oS JAS. 11. BEN:ION. II. W. 0. MEYER. The above firm has tide day been dissolved by mutual consent. All accounts due the firm to be paid to Mr. Denson who will pay all liabil- ities. JAMES H. BENSON. Nov. 27, 1876 . H. W. C. MEYER. MCCAUGHEY & HOLMESTEDI LAW, CHANCERY, AND CONVEYANCING OFe'ICE, Scott's Block, Main Street, . Seaforth. c'e OLICITORS for the Consolidated Bank of kj Canada and the Canadian Bank of Conamerce inf°FSaetaen111.b. nlinTown and Village Property bought and llosr°11ttl. y(private funds) loaned on mortgage se- curities, at reasonable rates of interest. Charges moderate. eleney invested for private persons upon the best moregsge securitiee, without any expenee to the lender. S. G. McCAUGIFEY, M. A. F. HOLMESTED. MISCELLANEOUS. T P. BRINE, Licenced Auctioneer, for the • County of Hnron. Sales attended in rill parts of the County. All orders left at the EX- POSITOR Offiee will be promptly attended to. tLJt0 ,e _Invested in Wall -St., ooStocks makes fortunes el ery month. Books sent free explaining every- thing. Address BAXTER' & Co., Bankers, 17 W all -street, N ew 'York. 587-52 THE DIVISION COURT.—The ale° of the Second Division Court will be open daily front half -past one to Lour o'clock P. M. Office in my Block, over the store of Johnston Bros. L. MEIER, Clerk of Division Court, Seaforth. 562 -PRA.NCIS GRAHAM, AUCTIONEER AND -I: LAND AGENT.—Speeial attention given to s ale' of landed property, fanning and thorough- bred stock. Cattle selected for the English near- ke.t. . Office and Auction Rooms, Acheson's new 'Block, G oderieh, Ont. Terms moderate • 615 _TOHN LECKIE, General Loan and Real Estate " Agent, Grain, Produce and Commission Mer- chant. Money loaned ou real estate in town or country, at 8 per cent. simple interest. Charges moderate. Mortgages bought and sold. Matured mortgages paid off. Terms to suit borrowers. Fal'Ill& and village property for sale. Office— Leckie's new brick block, Baussele, Ont. 615 Q,EAFORTH PUMP FACTORY STILL AHEAD —These pumps having been awarded the first piize at both the South Huron and East Huron FallShows, the subscriber has every confidence in recommending them to the public, knowing that /or quality of material and workmanship they are not easily surpassed, and would solicit a call from all intending purchasers; all work warranted; orders by mail or otherwis'eprompt- ly attended to. N. CLUFF North Main Street, Seaforth. 619 •IsHE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY.—Job Moses -2- Periodical Pills—Tbis invaluable medicine is unfailing in the' cure of all those painful and dangerous diseases to which the female constitu- tion is subject. It moderates all excess and re- moves all °ben:lotions, and a speedy cure may be relied on. To re asriedladies, it is peculiar ly suited. It will, in a short time, bring on the monthly pe- riod with regularit; . These pills should not be taken by Females daring the first three months of Pregrancy as they areemre to bring on Mis- 1 carriage, but at any other time they are safe. In all eases o - Nervous and Spinal Affections, pains in the, back and limbs, fatigue on slight ex- ertion, ualpihation of the ,heart;, hysterics, and whites, these pills will effect a (suep. when all other meahe neve failed; and, although a powerful remedy, do not contain iron, calomel, arteimony, or anything Ihureful to the constitution. Full directions *tithe pamphlet around each package, which should be carefully preserved. Job Moses, New York, Sole Proprietor. $1 00 and 12f cents for postage enclosed- to Northrop & Lyman, To - will insure a bottle containing over 50 pills by STOVES. S-rovES. STOVES. To- ronto, Ont., general agents for the Dominion', return mail. Sold in Seaforth by Hickson & Bleasdell, J. S. Roberts, and R. Lumeden. J97 ELECTRICITY! THOMAS' EXCELsIoREcLEciiac On.--WoRTH TEN TIMES- •1T5 WEIGHT IN Go..—Pain cannot stand where it. Is used. It is the cheapest medicine ever made. One dose cures common sore threat. One bottle has cured brou- chits. Fifty cents' worth has cured an old stand- ing cough. It poeitively eares catarrh, asthma, and croup. Fifty cents' worth has eared crick in the back, and the same quantity lank.e back of 8 yeare' standing. Thelollowiug are extracts from. a few of the many lettere that have been received from different parts of Canada, which, we think, should sufficiently satisfy the most, skeptical: J. Collerd, of Sparta, Ont., writes, "Send me 6 dozen Dr. Thomas' Eclectic Oil, have sold all I had from you; and want more mew; its eures are truly won- ,- derfid."Wm. McGuire, of Franklin, writes, "I I , have sold all the agent left, it acts like a charm— .it NVIIS Slow at first, hut takes splendid now." H. ii Gurney's ," Jewel Todd oole, of Iona, writes, " Please -forward 6 dozen i Thomee' Eclectic Oil, lam nearly out, nothing , equals it. It is highly recommended by those who • haveused it." j. Bedford, Thaineeville, writes, , - "Send me at mace a farther 'supply of Eclectic : Oil, I have only one bottle lett. I never saw any- . • thing sell's° well end give such general satisfac- THESE ARE THE LEADING STOVES IN THE DOMINION. tion." J. Thompson, Woodward, writes, "Send . me some more Eclectic Oil, I have Eold entirely 'out- Nothing takeslike it." Miller & Reed, Ul- NOTHING CAN EQUAL THEM. vereon, P. Q., write, "The Eclectic Oil is getting a great renutation here, and is daily called for. Send us a further supply without delay."Lemoyne, Gibb & Co., Buckingham, P. Q., writes, "Send us one gross of Eclectic Oil. We find it to take well." Sold by all medicine dealere. Price 25' Cents. S. N. THOMAS, Priem's, N Y. And CALL AND SEE THEM AT JOHNSON BROS'. NORTHROP & LYAIAN, Toronto Ont., Sole Agents for the Dominion. Noet.—Eclectric— Selected and Electrized. Sold in Seaforth by Hickson & Bleasdelle J. p. Roberts and .....- Lumsderl 521 Sole Agents for E. & C. Gurney and. James Stewart & Co. "THE CENTRAL GROCERY," CARDNO'S BLOCK, SEAFORTH. EXTRA VALUE IN RAWAND REFINED SUGAR • TEAS in- Black, 'Green and Japan. Prices Low to Suit the Times. COFFEES --FRESH GROUND AND PURE-. KAOKA. KAOKA, KAOKA. FAMILY GROORIES, A VERY FULL STOCK. Quality and Price are Bight. Flour, Feed and Provisions Always in Stock. _A_I•Tr) (31-144_ss-wAaRm Full Lines in all the Departments. Tea Sets in abnndance» Tea and Dinner Sets, Toilet Sets. Glassware, any quantity. We hold one of the best stocks in Western Ontario. Call and be convinced. The Goods speak for themselves. ALL GOODS DELIVERED _FREE OP CHARGE. LAIDLAW & FAIRLEY, SEAFORTH. TO MERCHANTS. TO MERCHANTS 0- „W. P A. I' S BEGS TO INFORM THE MERCHANTS OF SEAFORTH AN.D VICINITY T1AT. HE HAS NOW A LARGE STOCK OF PAPER BAGS AND WRAPPING PAPERS, Of Every Descriptioni which he will furnish, PRINTED or 'IMPRINTED, AT PRICES THAT CAN NOT BE BEATEN BY ANY OTHER DEALER. Merchants purchasing from him will get as good value as they can get from City Dealers, and - WILL. SAVE FREIGHT CHARGES, Which is an important consideration these hard times. SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND TRY FOR YOURSELVES. Why purchase from abroad when you can do better at home? C. W. PAPST, Paper Dealer, Seaforth. MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EMPORIUM. SCOTT BROTHERS, PROPRIETORS. We take pleasure in announcing to our customers and the 'Trade in general, that we are prepared to supply P 1 A. NOS AND 0 IR, GI- A N At Lower Figures than ever, and will sell either for cash, time, or on the instalment system. $275 WILL BUY A GOOD NEW PIANO. $80 WILL BUY A NEW ORGAN. Second-hand Pianos and Organs taken in exchange for new ones, aid full value allowed. Orders for tuning left with us will be promptly attended to. SCOTT BROTHERS, Maiui Street, Seaforth. N. B.—A good Corner Lot for sale on Market Street. JOHNSON BROTHERS; SEAFORTH. Gurney's Gurney's Stewart's Stewart's "Wood Cook." "Jewel Cook." "New Pacific." .‘ Triple Heater WAIITON. GOOD NEWS FOR ALL 'pSMITH, Laving purchased a Bankrupt • Stock of 11111.1.1.NEBY AND FANCY DIM GOODS, At a Great Sacrifice, intends giving his custbm- ers the benefit. and will for the next thirty days sell at such prices as have never been known in Walton before. The Stock is all new and in good order, and must and will be sold,so come along arm get the Bargains while they last. GRO C E LES And General Merchandise aa formerly, at the LOwest Prices. All kinds of Fann Produce taken • in eXehange for Goods. Remember The Cheap Store, first door North of Sage'''. Hotel, Walton. 608 • SMETIIIL 50,000 HORSES WANTED THOMAS MELIA& HORSE SHOEING ESTABLISHMENT, KIPPEN, - ONTARIO Do WHAT YOU WILL, say what you will, People will go to T. MELLIS', Rippen, to get good Horse Shoeing and General Black- smithing done. The Subscriber now takes this oppoxtunity of thanking in. many enatomere and the public in general for the very liberal support extended to h:m during the past year, and hopes by honest dealing and doing good work to merit tbeir cone fidence in thefuture tho past., I aux now in a position and ready to supply you with good horse Shoeing and General Blacksmithing of all kinds do not be afraid to give me a trial. Re- pairing done with neatness and despatch. A 'rug° stock of Cutters and Sleighs on hand, and selling at hard pan prices. Look oat for the Sign: THOMAS ME'LLIS, 625 Rippeni Ontario. THE COMMERCIAL LIVERY SEAFORT11.1 ARTHUR FORBES, TIAVING purchased the Stock and Trade of the Conamereial Livery, Seafortn, from Mr. George 'Whiteley, begs to state that be intends carrying on the business in the old stand, and has added several valuablehones and vs..hicles to the formerly large stock. None but First -Class Comfortable Vehicles and Good Reliable Horses Will be Kept. Covered and Open Buggies and Carriagev, and Double and Single Wagons always ready for use. Special Arrangements Made With Cifrit- .3fen. Orders left at the stables or any of the hotels promptly attended to. 'SOMETHING NEW IN SEAFORTH. FLOUR AN D FEED. G. R. MONKMAN 'ETAS OPENED a Fall Stock of Flour Ana Feed -1-1- of every description, itt STARK'S BLOCK, adjoining Megarees Baker y. Parties wanting FLOUR or ArgAL of all kinds, or GRAIN of all kinds, can make money by pi:ache-sing irom Cash paid for Potatoes, Apples,Baeon, Butter , Eggs, and all kinds of produce. Goods Delivered in Town Free of Charge• . Remember the Place Stark's Block, Main Street, Seaforth. 610 G. R. liONX3IAN.. EGG EMPORIUM.. rrHE Subseriber hereby thanks his numerous eL. customers (merchants and others) /or their liberal patronage durine the past 7 years, and hopes by strict interity and close attention to business to merit their confidence and trade in the future. Having greatle enlarged his prem- ise!' during the winter, he is now prepared telpay THE HIGHEST CASH PRICE For any quantity of Good Fresh Eggs, delivered at the Egg Emporium, MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH. Wanted by the subscriber, 25 tone of good dry clean wheat straw. D. D. WILSON. TO MERCHANTS AND DAIRYMEN. S. TROTT, SEAFORTH, TT AS much pleasure in calling particular attene tion to his air -tight BUTTER FIRKIN. TIAN Firkin is warranted air tight, and will consequently keep the butter, much purer end sweeter than any other tub reads on the old principle, saving more than the prie,e of the tub in enhanced Table of batter. Samples always on hand. Common tubs cm handas usual. For particu- lars call at the Psaltery or address S. TROTT, Seaforth. N.B.--Cooporing aid repairing as usual. 600 J. S. PORTER, SEAFORTH. con sletermitted to Clear Out my Entire Stock of _Furniture regard- less of Cost: THOSE IN WANT, it will pay them to rtscer- "L' tain prices before purchasing elsewhere. I give a largo discount to thosa payingccash, es- pecially to newly married couples. Warerooms dbectly oppoeite H. R. Counter's Mammoth Jewelry Store, Main Street, Seaforth, East Side. 625 . JOHN S. PORTER. I\TC>rrIC TO GRAITGEPO, FARMERS AND °DIEM. . ASTay °emery the attention of all, these hard times, the subscriber is detennhied to . meet them by offering good ineh Hemlock,'" not usually soldier inch," at the following rates: 12 foot Heralock. at$7 00 per thoneand ; 14 foot Awing, at $7 50, forCash. All. orders over 4,600 5 per cent. discount Call and see if you don't get what is represented. Parlor Stove. Book Accounts oyer 3 months will be charged 8 percent. The vbscriber thanks his numerous eneternara Ifor their liberal support, and solicits a contintt., Parlor and Hall Stove. anee of their favors. JOHN TROMPS014. 438 Stearn Saw Mills, McEiliop ST. CATIAMNES NURSERIES. A lull Assortment of Splendid _Fruit and Ornamental Trees Orders hy Mail Receive Careful ana • Prompt Attention. A GENTS WANTED—To take orderi in every part of -the country. Pay LiberaL 'Dealers should call and Bee the stock—it is unsurpassed. Priees as low as in the •State& thereby saving tha duty of 20 per cent. Address D. W. BEADLE, 624-26 St. Catharines: