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ishing to par hase any of the above
:G their own ilizterests apnlyiug tct
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he eau do better for thou,.
er the tratte.
chitio and otiher repairs- always cut
garerooms, Gbderich street.
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v. IAA patror,age, and bez to state
io! te geverAl knprove:nonts in their
slite a burairm they are in a bet.
ever te slpply the public lent,
Little eat 21e. (neth at the
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4.sels, awl having given um -instill.
solar, t14 tubiic COM rely on re-
atment anci a. first-class article
ember tite *Pa z The DrUssela
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TON & BURROWS.
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Fer hereby tikanks - his numereee
tharats and others) for their liberal
ig the past seven years; and hopes,
,ty endclose aitteution to business,
enficionee an4 trade in the future,
enlarg4d, iris premises, daring
know preetardd to pea. the
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'.17t GASH PRIGE
Pr Of good ffresh egga, delivers&
EGG 'EMPORIUM, —
3tein Street, Seaforthe
subscriller*5 totes of good dry
STRAW 1 ;
J.A. b. N% -SON.
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ERS; P4*MERS AND
out Rittit,
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rpy the attention of all, these
the subsctiber ie determined to
ring (food. inch Henalock, "not
7 ina;;" at die followiag rates,:
at$7 00 Der thoosand ; 14 feet
a, forCesii. All orders over 4rpoo
Call and see if you don't
teeted. j
over 3 morttha will be charged
thankshis nunierous customers --
epport, and solicits a continu-
es,
JOPtNtTlfOMPSON,
Steam Saweltilla, geKilicrpe
Etm `Rs,
AND REAPERS.
'er & Co., £ro4 Clad Single Mow -
le Harvester, ad Bradley Noe.2,
were awarded two silver medals.
at the Centenuial. Erlabition,
y awards ettiven, to Canada. fot
vere. Itrotize Medals et Aug -
at Sydney, 'lent spring, Silver
t County trial IT. S., 1877, Gold
at the greett, Harm trial, Tont
terous finit rtriz,ee throughout
United Stitt+ They aro mb-
ar light drOugat, eau be institute
rulsand ronditione of grain, dud
at the variode Spring Shows
wt.y, by GEOlitGE STEWART,
.tent for the aunty of Huron.
gent at Seawall. 539-13
7aa Aitte laNSALL.
lesieving antt, farmers in tithe
„re now fully/ conviriced that
leat has entieely rained the
our Or:madden Spring Graia
aStete,a raaa'be observed by
nee of dile to l .: per _leash. bo -
Of Fall Wheat: that it is aleo
etre harviett, teroducing flown _
ler • &wily: uste I would re..
to the follawiug choice
at his Storehouse, Hensell
ie LanWeithne Miunesota
Shure Ellteititern, and the
at 2-loderate rt.rice.e. Mayer
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SEAFOl711,
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emit to the tleile that it is
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S. Tit0T-T, Seaforth.
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An offer for ti tie by Public
'DAY, MXX141678, on
tek le. M., at new Frame
s-, on George Street, near
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pt ley will Se: sold enb-
t he hal:rave ief pare -hand
of sale. The reoperte
It :ee l'et farther partitta
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p:etteure kanouncing
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set, trete. :13 to ri40-1 per
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MAY:10, iFb8.,:
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THE HURON EXPOSITOR.
Captain Hurricane ,Jones.
There AV9,S O. good. deal of pleasant
gefeep &beat old Captain " Hurricane "
Janes, of the Pacific Ocean—peace to
hie ashes !
Two or three of Us present
had knewit him; I, rarticial.arly well,
for I had made four sea voyages with
wee. Ife t4s a very remarkable man.
gerwas boxed in a ship; he picked up"
what little education he had among his
shipmates ; he began life in the fore-
castle and climbed grade by grade to
the captaincy, More than 50 years of
hit 65 were vent at sea. He had sail-
ed all oceans, seen all lands, and. bor-
rowed a tint from all climates. When
a rcian has been 50 years at seta he
eeeessarrily knows nothing of nien, noth-
ing of the werld but its surface, noth-
ini tf the world's thOught, nothing of
the world's learning but its A B 0, and
that blurred and clistorted by the un-
focused lenses of an untrained mind.'
Such a trum is only a gray and bearded
child. That is what old. Hurricane
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Jones was—simply an innocent, lovable
old infan-t. When his spirit was in re-
pose, he was as sweet and gentle as a,
girl; when Ins wrath was III) he was a
hurricane that made his nickname seem
tamely descriptive, He was fornaida,ble
in a fight, for he was of powerful build
and danntleSs courage. He was fres-
coed from head to heel with pictures
and, mottoes tattooed in red and blue
ink. I -was with him one voyage when
he got his last vacant space tat-
tooed; this vacant space was around
his left ankle. During three days he
stumped about -the ship with his ankle
bare and swollen, and this' legend gleam-
ing red and angry out from a clouding
of Indian ink—" Virtue is its OWas.li,'d..”
(There was a lack of room). He was
aeeply and. sincerely pious, and swore
like a fishivonaan. He considered swear-
ing blameless, because sailors would
not understand an order unillurnined
by it. He was a profound Biblical
scholar—that is, he thought he was.
He believed everything M the Bible,
but he had his own methods of arriving
at his beliefs. He was of the advanced
school of thinkers, and appliedinatural
laws to the interpretation of all miracles
somewhat on the plan of the peeple who
make the six days of creation -_six 'goo=
logical epochs, and so forth. Without
being aware of it, he was a rather se-
vere satire on modern scientific religion-
ists. Such a man as I have been de-
scribing is rabidly fond of disquisition
and argument ; one knows that without
being told it.
One day the captainhad_ a clergyman
on board, but did not know he was a.
clergyman, since the passenget list did
not betray the fact. He took a great
likina to this Rev. Mr.Peters, and. talk-
ed with him a great deal—told him
yarns, gave him toothsome scraps of
personal history, and wove a glitterine
streak of profanity through his garrul-
ous fabric that was refreshing to a
spirit weary of ,the dull neutralities
of undecorated speech. One day the
captain said
"Peters, do you read the Bi-
ble?"
" Well—yes."
"1 judge it ain't often, by . th el way
yeti say it. •Now, you tackle it in dead
earnest once, and you'll find it'll pay.
discouraged, but hang
, you won't understand
by things *ill begin to
Don't you got
right on. Firs
it ; but by and.
clear up, and. tl en you wouldn't lay it
down to eat."
"Yes, I have heard that said."
" And it is so, too. There ain't a
book that begins with it. It lays over
"tem all, Peters. There's some pretty
tough things in it—there ain't any get-
ting around that—but you stick to them
and think them out, anal when once you
get an the inside everything's plain as
day."
"The miracles, too, captain ?"
" Yea, sir, the miracles, too. Every
one of them. Now, there's that business
with the prophets of Baal; like en.ough
that stumped your
"Well, 1 don't know, but--"
e" Owu up, now; it stumped you.
Well, I cleat wonder. You hadn't had
any experience in ravelling such things
out, and naturally it was too many for
you. Would, you like to have me ex-
plain that thing to you, and show you
• how to get at the meat of these mat-
ters?"
• " Indeed I would, captain, if you don't
mind.'
Then the captain proceeded. as ,t
lows: ,
" Ill do it with pleasure. First, you
see, I read and read, and thought and
thought, till I got to uuderstand what
sort of people they were in. the old Bi-
ble times, and then after that it was all
clear and easy. Now, this was the weer
, I put it up, oonceialing Isaac [this is the
captain's own Mistake] and the prophets
of Baal. There -were 'so -me mighty
sharp men amongst the public char-
acters of that old ancient I day, and
Isaac was one of them. DELO, had his
failings—plenty of them, too; it ain't
for me toLipolouize for Isaac; he played.
it on the prollet of Baal, and like
enough he was j ustifiable, eOnsitiefing
the odds that was against him. Now,
all I say is, 'twa'n't any' miracle, Lula
thrall SlIONST you sols't yoU can see it
yourself.
"'Veil, times had been getting rough-
er and rougher for prophets—that4s,
prophets of Isaac's denomination. There
was four himarcd and. fifty prophets of
-. Baal in the community, and only one
-Presbyterian ; that is, if Isaac was a
Presbyterian, which. I reckon he was,
but it don't say. Naturally the proph-
ets of Baal took- all the trade. Isaac‘
was pretty low-spirited, I reckon, but
be was a good deal of a man, and no
doubt he went a-propheqing around,
/ letting on to be doing a land, office busi-
ness, butt wa'n1 any use; he couldn't
run any opposition to amount to any-
thing. Ily and by things -‘ !tot desperate
with himLe
.; lie sets his 1 aelto work and
thinks it all out..adla then What does he
(lo ? Why, he begins to throw out hints
that the other parties are this and that
and roam-- -ilothing•very definite, may
be, but just kind. of undermining- their
reputation in a quiet way. This made
talk, of course, a la finally got to the
T
king, he king sked Isaac what he
meant by his talk, Says itiaite, ' Oh,
nothing particular ; only, cantheypray
down tire from heaVell 011 au altar ? It
ain't much, may be, your majesty, only
can they do it? That's the idea.' So
the king was a good deal disturbed, and
he -went to tint prophets of Baal, and
they said, pretty airy, that if the had
an altar read‘, they were ready; and
they intimated he better get it insured,
too.
" So 'text morning all the children of
Israel and their parents and. the other
people gathered themselves together.
ever
Well, here 'was that —great crowd of
prophets of Baal packed together on
one side, and Isaac walking up and
down all alone on the other, putting up
his job. When time was ealledeIsa,ac
let on to be comfortable and indifferent;
told the other team to take the first in-
nings. So they went at it, the whole
four hundred and 'fifty, praying around.
the altar, very hopeful, and Aping their
level best. They prayed an hour—two-
hours—tbree hours—and So on plumb
till noon.' It eva'n't ea,ny use; they had,
n't tea a triek. Of , course' they felt
kind of ashamed before all these people,
and well they might. Now, what:would
a,
a menanimous man do ? Keep still,
wouldn't ? Of course. What did
Isaac do? He gravelled the prophets
of Baal every way he could. think of.
Says he, You don't speak up loud.• .
-enough; your god's asleep, like enough,
or maybe he's taking a walk; you want
to holler, you know '—or words to that
effect; I don't recollect the exact lan-
guage. Mind, I. don't apologize for
Isaac • he had his faults.
"Well, the prophets of Baal prayed.
along the best they knew how all
the afternoon, and. never raised al
spark. At last, about sundown, they
were all tuckered out, and they owned
up and quit.
"What does Isaac do now? He steps
tip and says to some friend of his there,
Pour four barrels of water on the al-
tar 1' Everybody was astonished ; for
the other side had prayed at it dry, you
know, and got whitewashed. They pour-
ed it on. Says he, Heave on four bar-
rels more.' Twelve barrels, you see, al-
together. The water ran all over the
altar, and all down the sides, and filled
up a trench around. it that would. hold. a
-couple of hogsheads—' measures,' it
says; I reckon it means about a hogS-
ead. Some of the people were going
t put on their things and. go, for they
allowed he was crazy. hey didn't
know Isaac. Isaac knelt down and. be-
gan to pray—he strung along, and.
strung along, about the heathen in dis-
tant lands, and about the sister
-churches, and about the State and the
count' at large, and about these that's
in the Government, and all the usual
programine, you know, till everybody
had. got tired and gone to thinking
about something else, and then, all of a
sudden, when nobody was noticing, he
outs -with a inateli aud rakes it on the
under side of his leg, and puff! up the
whole thing blazes' like a house
on fire ! Twelve barrels of water ?
Petroleum, sir, petroleum! that's what
it was.!"
•" Petroleum, captain ?"
" Yes, -sir ; the country was fau of it.
Isaac_knev,r all about that. You read.
the Bible. Don't you worry about 4.he
to-uglaplaces. They ain't tough when
you come to think them out and throw
light on thorn. There ain't a thing in
'the Bible but what's true ; all you want b
is to go prayerfully to Work and cipher
out how't was done.—„Il ark Twain, in
the Atlantic illorithl y.
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'An Ingenuous Lord..
The father of the Lord Chancellore-
aftereverd Lord Phueket—was a very.
sinaple-mind,ed Mane • Kindly and inie
suspicions, he was often imposed upon,
and the ,Chancellor used to tell endless
stories illustrative of his parent's guile-
less natpre. .
One morning, Mr. Pluuket, taking an
early walk, was overtaken by two re-
spectable -looking men, carpenters ap-
parently by -trade, each carrying the
implements -of his work.
"Good -morning, my friends," said the
old gentleman; ".you are early afoot,
Gointiun a, .job, Ji ?"
-'
"Good morrow, kindly sir. Yes, we
are and a (pare job, too—the (nearest
and the most out-of-the-way you ever
heard of, Pil be bound, though you've
lived long in the world and heard and
read of many a thing. Oh, you'll never
guess it, you t• 1.16110r, So may as well
tell at once. We're going to cut - the
legs off a dead. man."
!"
" Whet. cried his hearer aghast.
"You don't mean—"
"Yes, indeed..; 'tis true for mo; and
here's how it came about. Poor Mary.
Neil's husband, a, carpenter _like our-
selves, and an ou comrade—has been
sick- all winter, and departed life last
Tuesday. What with the grief and the
being left. on the wide world with her
five orphans, and no one to earn .bit or
sup for -them the craytlxur if fairly out
of her naind.—stupid for the-cry-ing__aud
the fret; for what does she do; poor wo-
man but send the wrong measure for
the coffin, and when it came home it was
ever so much too short. Barney Neil
was a tall maia--aigh six feet We reck-
oned him. Ho couldn't be got into it,
do whet; they wo•uld, and the poor crate.
ther hadn't what. would buy another.•
Where would she get it after • the 11ong
siCkness himself had, and with five chil-•
dber to feed a,u,d plotlee ? So, your honor,
all that's in it is to. cut off. the legs of
him. Me an- mei comrade here is going
to do it for the desolate woman: We'll
just take 'em off at .the knee -joints and
lay them alongside him in the coffin.
I think, Sir, now I've told you our job,
you'll say 'tis the quarest ever you beard
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"011!" erica b
the old eentleman, such
a thing must not beedone, it's _inipos
sible. How 4nuch Atill a - new Coffin
cost?" . .
The darpentertinamed. the sunt, -Which
was inutediately bestowed.= him .with
injunetions to invest forthwith. in the
necessary purchase.
• The busines, however, took quite an
unexpected turn. Mr: Plunkett, on his
return home, related his matiitinal ad-
-venture to hislainily at breakfast,the fu-
ture Chancellor:then a young barrister;
being at the table. Before the meal.
was ended the carpenters made their
appearance, and With many apologies
tenth:Tett back the coin they had. re-
ceived. He wh . had been spokesman in
the morning ex hauled that on seeing
the gentleman i advance of them on
the road, he littc for a . lark inad.e a bet
with his compa ion that he would O-
tani the money, which, haying won hils
Wager he now • refunded: --Genuine
Irish this.
. • • • .
. A Match. for: a:Baron.
• Ina recent •ti itil at 'Wh
incester, Eng-
land., a wittopss failing to make his ver-
sion of 0. cOul ersation intelligible I,' P
reasons. of his foird.ness for "says
and " says he," Was ta,ken han.d by
Baron Martin, -v,tith.. the fellowing result:
" man, tells -us now exactly what
passed." "Yes., my lord, I said I would.
not have the pig." .• " And what was his
answer ?" "He oda he had been keep-
ing it for me, and that "No,
; he could not have said that ; he
spoke- in the first person." "No, .my
lorddI was the
"1 mean, don'
son a repeat hi
was no third p
first- person. that spoke."
bringdn the third. per -
exact words." . There
rson, my lord, only him
and me." "Mr good fellow, he did not
say he had be
said I have b
sure you, my 1
tion of your lor
different stcrie.
n keeping the pig; he
en keeping it.'" "1 as-
rcl, there was no men -
ship at all. We are on
. There was no third
personthere, and if anything had been
said about your lordship, I must have
heard it.". Th baron gave in.
aieties.
An editor's
her husband's
strike a pa,cka
aro not like th
of the world
other trousers.
" —At one of
wife never goes blirough
tb_er trousers pockets to
e of love letters. Editors
wicked, unfaithful men
editors rarely have the
the scho4 in Cornwall,
England, the inspector asked the chiI-
drecl if they oould quote any text of
Scripture which forbade a Man having
two wives. • One of the children sagely
quoted. the text, "No man can Serve
two masters."
—A. Sunday School teacher was tellt
ing her scholars, the other Sunday',
about a bad b y -who stole a hundred
dollars, when
one of her a
"And how th
a bully chan.c
—The bates
to. the effect;
can railroad
out -of a car
bye, when th
idly that he
male at the
—A little
her parents
Weeks. On
mate, Ella
showing he
night little
said :0
and: make
pan take
from her,
back again.
—A you g man entering one of the
barber sho
-ing his
"Going to
the -barbe
with muchd
ignity, replied: " See here:
my friend,
fumery on
going to se
Do men ga
he was interrupted by
&tors with the qu.ery,
dickens did. he get suoh
?” .
yarn about fast tine is
hat on a certain Ameri-
young man put his head
nd.ow to kiss his girl good -
train went ahead so rap-
issed an old African fe-
ext station. .
firl had been absent with
6 a camp -meeting for two
er return her little play -
Day, entertained. her by
her new playthings.'
ifAt
ary, in saying her prayers,
1, . Lord, bless. Ells .Day,
her a good • girl, so as I
all her playthings away
nd she won't tvan't them
i .
s, was. particular about hay-
oustache nicely perfumed.
call on lady, I suppose ?"
asked. .The young map,
do you suppose I put per-,
y moustache because I'me
a enan, or baby in arms?
her grapes of thorns or figs
of thistles t" - '
few evenings since, a father' and
at Wellesley, Mass., were mu-
tually reca lingeincidents of the latter's
childhood. "1 shall never forget," said
the young a,dy, "how you took me out
of. church one. Sabbath, when I w4s
about thre years old, and punished me
for pla,yin in meeting. I can remem-
ber . the iingling of that peach -tree
4
switch to this day.." "Very strange,
very stra,n re," said the father.; "1 don't
recollect- t e circumstance atall.".." Al,
well, papa you were at the other end of
the switch !" •
—Beecher tells an Avon (N. Y.) re-
porter tha he is glad the scendal. has
been revi ed, "for this will. end the
matter,P d that it doesn't worry him
at all. an interview with another
reporter h said that the confession re-
minded hi ef a story of a negro waiter
who Alms sked by a guest if it Was the
second be for breakfast that had. rune.,
" No,- sah it's not the second bell; it%
de Second ingin'.ob de fust bell." When
skecl evh t could have 'induced. Mks.
Tilton to write the confession, he re-
plied witt a sigh: "Poor woman! She
is the st angest combination I ever
knetee Yu see heione time, and you
would thi k her a eaint on earth: at
another ti e she is a weak, irresponsi-
ble being, anything but a saint."
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FOR SALE OR TO LET.
H-HOUSE TO RENT.—To . rent, a comfortable
dwelling house on John Street. Possession
on 1st May. Applyto A.. W. SPARLING. 541
p OMS.—To Let, two comfortable rooms in
-1-`' the second fiat of Scott's Block, over Rogers'
store. Apply to F. HOLMESTEDe 548
-seeTORE TO REN T.—To Rent, the Store re-
cently .occupied by C. Armstrong, in 'Mrs.
Whitney's biock. Ono of the best business
stands in town. Apply ti MRS. WHITNEY,
Settiorth. _ , 539
TOWN PROPERTY FOR SALE. --House and
Lot on St l John St., near the Eaglirh Church,
occupied by Wm. M. Gray. Also hat handsome
now residence, corner -of Coleman and Gouinlock
Streets, at present occupied by Mr. _dalcohnson.
These very desirable properties are l -".red cheap,
either for cash, or one-third cash (leen and bal-
ance on time to suit.Also, seven Town Lots on
Main and Mill Streets, opposite Coleman &
Gouinlock's MilL Persons intending to build
may obtain these Lots -without any present cash
payrnent if necessary. Apply to WM. M. GRAN,
"Eclipse" Salt Works; Seaforth. 540
VALTIABLE FARM FOR SAL14.—For Salo, Lot
v 16 and south half Let 17, Con. 1, Hay, contain-
ing 150 acres, 1.20 ef which aro cleared and in a
good state of cultivation- There is a good brick
house and a frame cottage the barn, stable, cow
stable and other outbuildings are all frame; there
are about 10 acres of choice apple, pear and other
fruit trees, and about 300 sprnce trees planted 10
years. - There is a never -failing :,stream running
through the centre of the farra, on Which is a good
mill site, a good gravel road on two sides of the
farm. It is situated one mile' from Ifensall sta-
tion and four miles from Exeter, on the Landon
Reed, and is just across the road from the Rodger- -
ville post office and church. 'For further particu-
lars apply to JAMES W. ELDER,' Veterinitry
Surgeon, Seaforth P. 0. 481
ABM FOR SALE.—For Sale,. Lot 35, Con. 1,
L London Road, Tuckersraith, containing 100
acres, 80 acres cleared, balance hardwopd timber;
there is a handsome and spacious bricklesidenee,
in pure Italian style two cottages for workmen,
first-rate ample out!buildings, tine orchard, beau-
tifully ornamented , grounds rich -with trees and
vines, substantial fences; 3 wells, and well under -
drained. Is situated], mile from the village of
Brucelield, a station on the London, Huron and
Bruce Railway, 6 miles midway from the T3WIls of
-Seaforth and Clinton. This is a ramopportimity
for a gentleman of taste and means to purehase
one of the most beautiful homesteads in Canada.
For further information apply to Wt. STUART
or Mr. THOMAS WALDREN, Brticefield, Execu-
tors, or on the premises to InIdDREW DAVID-
SON,XTAGON AND l3LACKSMITH 110.P542:tOR4
Erni:afield P. 0.
TT SALE.—The undersigned, who is about retir-
ing from business, wishes to sell his propertyin
the village of Kinbuin, township of Mellott, county
of Heron, consisting of three-iquarters of an acre
of &nice hind, well underdrained, and having a
number of well selected fruit trees. There is on
the premises ai blacksmith shop 28x38, a wagon
shop 20x40, and paint shop the same size, a two
storey dwelling bowie 1635 and kitchen 16x22,
with cook -house attached; also a new dwelling
house 18x24 and stable 16x25. The baildings are
all frame and the dwelling houses have each a good
' cellos. The above is situated in one' of the best
farming communities in the wonky end is there-
fore an excellent bushiest; stand. Alec, for sale a
large amount of oak, rock elm, red elm and pine
lumber; well seasoned, and fit for use. Wagons,
sleighs, cu tters, and buggies on hand, and will be sold
theap to deer out the stock. Payment is regnest-
ed of all overdue notes and accounts. JOHN WIL-
LIAMS, Constance P. 0. 517
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IMPORTANT NOTICES.
:A Husband. Market.
- A stren -minded. woman married. a
m an. not i oted for activity of bodyor
energy of oharacter, and before- the
honeyneoo as over, upon awakening
,one mor ing, be found his spouse. in
tears
"My 1 ye," said he, "what is the
matter?"
"Oh, have had such a dreadful
dream."
"-Why, vhat was it?"
"1 .thoi ght I was • going out Fourth
Avenue, hen I saw a sign'Husbands
for sake' So many women were -rush7
ing in th I followed, and just then
they were Selling a splendid - specimen
for 1$1,001." ;
"But d'd they all bring as much as
?"
"-Oh, ! They went at 4.1,000, 4500
andso on. down ." .
• ".Well, did you see any that looked
like me ?'
"Yes, i But they tWere tied up
in bunch s like asparagus, and sold for
ten cents a bunch." •
Bad. Beginning.
Said a young husband, whose business
speculations were unsuccessful:
" My wife's. silver tea -set, the bridal
gift of te. rich uncle, doomed me ..to
financial inn. It involved 'a hundred
une'xpect d expenses, which, trying to
meet, male me the bankrupt that I
His is txe experience Of many others
less wise, Iwho do not kuow what is the
goblin in • he house working destruction.
A sagacio is father of great wealth- ex,
ceedinglv mortified his. daughter by or--
-dering to be printed on wedding.
C.ar4 t • "No presents except those
adapted t ilICOMC of $1,000." Said
he : ,
"You n ust not expect to begin life in
the style am able by many years of lae.
bor to ind lee ; and 1 know of nothing
that will tempt you . more than the
well -intended but pernicionS gifts from
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friein1-2;
wear in Gaelic.
..
A lady ravelling from Edinbui-gh to
•Ghisgowv:as much althOyed by a young
officer's e tnversation in the carriage -be-
ing inters iersed with. oaths. She sat
iineg...4y till she could. nci longer keep si-
lence.
-" Sir." ,he said. to the • officer, "can
you talk i I the Gaelic tongue ?" -
To this he 'replied. in tile affirmative.,
seemingN with great pleasure, expect-
ing to haVe some Conversatiou with the
' lady in il at dialect. She then pclitely
requested that if he wished to swear
any DIOne it might be in that language,
as thapr dice of swearing was very of-
fensive to herself andthe rest Of the
company. The officer was confounded.
at this re roof, and. no More oaths were
heard fro him (bring the remainder
of the jou ney.
T) AIL -8 FOR SALE.—For Sale, a quantity of
-1-11 Good Black Ash Sails. Apply to WM, MUlle
DICK, Brucefleld. 513x3
1878
1878
HATS AND CAPS AT ROGERS'.
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110trieY tJP.—Mr. Graben:I Williaresol having e
given up the Plow Bnsiness, begs t rogues l.
all parties indebted to hint eitherby note or
book aecount to settle the same at once, it not
they will be placed in other bends, ter col-
lection. Gr. WILLIAM -SON. _ 533
NTOTICE.—kesstR. MattliLLAN McBRIDE,
-LI having leased the shop lately occupied by
Mr. Ingram, in Hensall, are now prepared' to do
any and all -work done in a first-clar blacksmith
shop. Plow Making and Hors e Shoeina
Speeialty. • • . .543;;N2
TOWNSHIP OF COURT og REVISION.
—Notice. is ,hereby given that the Court of
Revision for revising the Assessment Boll of the
Township -of Hay, -will meet at, the Township
Hall, Zurich, on Saturday, May 24 1878, at the
hour of 10 eddied A. el. All interested will
please take notice and govern themeelves accord-
ingly. SAMUEL FOSTER, Clerk, I 543-2
A.UTION.—I, the undersigned, hereby bantion
the public not to buy or take any of the fol-
lowing notes, given by me in favor of Anna Wit-
mer, wife of Absalom Witmer., dated respectively
on the 15th of June, 1877, for $10d each, payable
in one, two and three years front date, without
interest, as I hays received no value for • Ealid,
notes, and therefoA a m not willing to - pay the
same. HENRY VOOS. Hay, April 19, 3878. 542e6
LOST OR FOUND..
TIUG LOST.—Lost, in Seaforth, a small Sky
de' Terrier Bitch. Any person ising informa-
tion that will lead to her reeovery will be reward-
ed, and any person retaining or harboring her
after this date will be prosecuted. A. CHAR-
LESWORT a, Egmonaville. 543
N OTE LOST.—Lost, on April 23,11 note drawn
-LI by C. Bischle in favor of C. Soldan or bearer,
dated April 1st, leis, at 12 montes, for $50.
Partiee are hereby e aut lotted against purchasing
the note, as payment of the same has been step-
ped. C. SOLDAN. Zurich, May 1, 1878. 543x4
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_tt 1 $CE LLt N BO U.
A utoof,L, Solicitor, dee, Brussels. Office-
-Led- • in Leckie's new brick building, 501-52
ONEY TO LEND—On terms more advan.
tageous than ever before offered. A. J. Me-
COLL, Solieiter, Brussels. 504.5e
WHO WANTS MONEY 2—A. few • thousand
Y dollars, private funds, for immediate invest-
ment at 8 per cent. interest. Apply to JAMES
II. BEN 80N, Solicitor,. Seaforth. 5913
T P. BRINE, Liconeed Auctioneer for the
u • County of Huron. Sales attended in all
parts of the County. All orders left at the Ex-
eoerroe Office will be promptly attended to.
THE SEAFORTH. PUMP -FACTORY. — N.
Cluff, successor to J. R. Williams, manufac-
turer of Pampa and Cisterns. All -work warranted
to give SatiSfaetion. Factory on North Main St.,
Seaforth. 600
1VOTICE TO DEBTORS. -111 parties not hay-
ing settled np their accounts with me for 1877
failing to do se at once will be charged 10 por
cent. interest from January ;et, 1878, without
fail, TB OMAS COVENTRY, Seaforth. 531
JOHN LECKIE, General Loan and Real Estate
Agent. Grain, Produce and Commission Mer-
chant. Money loaned on real estate in town or
country, at 8 per cent. simple interest. Charges
moderate. Mortgages bought and Bota. aletared
mortgages paid off. Terms to, suit borrowers.
Farms and village property for sale. Office—
Leckie's new brick block, Brussels, Out:, 515
JAMES W. ELDER, V. S., Graduate of the
Ontario Veterinary College. After devoting
two years to practice with Professor Smith, of
Toronto, has settled in Seaforth. Office at his
residence east of W. M. Church. Calls promptly
attended to by day or -niteht. A large stet of
Veterinary Medicines constantly on hand. Horses
examinedas to soundness and, certificates given
Horses bought and sold on commission. 424
• rIlE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY.—Job M0805
PeriOdiell) Pids—Thie invalueble medicine lie
unfailing in the cure of all those pdinfol and
dangerous diseases to which the femate coustitu-
tion is subject. It moderates all excess and re-
moves all obtructions, and a speedy cure, may be
relied on. To Ina, ried ladies, it is peculiar Ty suited.
It will, in a short time, tiring on the monthly pe-
riod with regularitt Tbeee pills should not be
taken by Females daring the fitst three menthe
of Pregraney, as they are sure to bring on Mis-
carriage, but at, any other time they ere safe. In
all cases of 'Nervous and Spinal Affections,
pains in the back and limbs, fatig-ac on slight ex-
ertion, palpitation of the heart, hysterics, and
whites, these pills willeffect a care when all other
means have failed ; and, although a powerfal
remedy, do not contain iron, calomel, antimony
or anything hurtful to the constitution. Full
directions in the/pamphlet around each package,
which should be carefully preserved. Job Moses,
New York, Sole Proprietor. $1 00 and 1.2k cents
for postage enclosed to Northrop & Lyman, To-
ronto, Ont., general agents for the Dominion,
will insure a bottle containing over 50 pills by
return mail. Sold in Seaforth by E. Hickson a
Co., J. S. Roberts, and R. Lnmsden. 197 -
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FINE"FUR HATS AT ROGERS'. 1.
WOOL HT § AT ROGERS'.
FELT HAT& AT ROGERS'.
STRAW HTS AT ROGERS,'.
SILK CAP AT ROGERS'.
WORSTEth CAPS AT ROGERS':
'LARGE 'STOOK AT ROGERS'.'
ATTRACTIVE STYLES AT ROGERS'.
c.
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Popular Prices in all ClasSes of Dry Goods
, AT JOHN ROGERS, SEAFORTH.
REMOVAL. REMOVAL. -. REMOVAL
-NAT.A.rrsol\T
Begs to intiinate that he has Itemored his &Mee to D. ITIcGrcgor's New
Brick Blinding on East Side of Alain Street, Scalorth, and Fourth Door
South of 'William Campbell's Clothing Emporium, where he will, as
hitherto, carry on the
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General Insurance, Money Loan Agency, and Sewing Machine Business.
In thanking the public for the confid'ence they baye reposed in him for the past fifteen years he
has carried on these branches in Seaterth, he wishes to inform them he -will still endeavor to give
them the same satisfaction -which they have invariably expregsed with his transaceions. He still
'keeps ou hand the best Sewing Vachiees that ere manufactured in the world, as well as Needles,
Oil, and Machine Attachments. Re sells -the Osborne A Machine, which is the simplest, the most
capable of making any kind of work 11 the most perfect manner, and the easieet and qnickest
threaded up machine of any machine made in the Dominion. He Rens the Genuine Howe Machine
—a Machine that has never failed to give satisfaction to every customee for the last ton years. He
sells the Wheeler & Wilson Machines, the most rapid and least noisy Machine in the world.
Farmers' Wive, Mechanics' Wives, Merchants' Wives and Manufacturers, do not hit to examine
and try our Sewing Machines—Family and Ma.nufecturing—when you want one. Also Agent for
the celebrated Franz and Pope Knitting Machine, capable of doing all kinds 01 work. Instructions
given to customers gratis on any of tbe above machines. Sewing Machines to Rent. Also all kinds
of Sewing Machines repaired. TERMS LIBERAL.
WM. N. WATSON, General Agent, Scaforth.
TIEJ1_1&TFJJST
HONEY COMB SPIRALS FOR LADIES' FANCY WORK.
You can make Beautiful Boquet Baskets, Card 'Baskets, Wall Pockets,
Picture Frames, in, fact ialmost anything from, them. Call and see
Samples.
HARDING S 10 CENT MUSIC
Full size Sheet Music, by most eminent Composers, the cheapest series yet published. Also half
dime or any variety of Sheet Mush procured on tbe Shortest Notice.
SubscriptionS received for all Englieb,American or Clinadian Magezities at Publishers prices.
Remember the place:
LUMSDEN d PrILSON, W1zit9zey's Block, Seaforth.
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THE G
ERICH FOUNDRY_
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Second hand 20 Horse Engine, shim Wheel aud Saw Mandrel $225
Second hand 20 Horse Engine, Mance Wheel ana Pulleys Complete 225
Second hand 16 Horse Engine, Balance Wbeel, Pulleys and Governors 275
Second hand 12 Horse Engine, Balance Wheel, Pullees and Governors 200
A Hoisting or Boat Engine with Hoisting Gear 250
Seeond hand 16 Horse Porta'ble Boiler, with Smoke Stack 150
Second hand 16 horse Ppetable Boiler, with Smoke Stack 200
Second hand 20 horse Portable Boiler, with Smoke Stack 225
Second hand 30 horse Portable Tubular Boiler, with Smoke Stack, Eurntce,Front;Grate Bars,
Steam Gunge, Gnege and Safety Valves, all in Good Order- 450
Secondhand Shingle and Heading Afachine 90
;leading Jointer 40
Heading Planer.. , . ./. 50
Heading Turner . 70
... 80
Stave Machine, with Knife
A. C. AULT'S GROCERY,
SMA_FORTI-1
WHAT ONE DOLLAR WILL BUY.
New Engines and Bellers on hand, slim Made to Order very cheap, Mill Machinery
for Flouring, Grist and Saw Mills. Middling Purifiers of Improved Kinds.
Implements.—Stoves of 'Various Kinds.—Repairs on Boilers, Mille, &In, promptly
Attended to.
CODERICW FOUNDRY AND MANUFACTURIND COMPANY.
ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW.
NEW SHOE SHOP IrSEAFORTH.
k3c
One Dollar will buy four pounds of Tea.
One Dollar will buy 20 ponnd bars of good Soap.
One Dollar will buy 20 ponnde of good Rice.
One Dollar will buy 13 poandS oi good. Sager.
One Dollar will bny 113- pounile bright Sugar.
One Dollar -will buy 11 ponatie of coffee Sugar.
One „roller will bine 91 pounds of granulated
Sugar.
One Dollar will buy 91 pounds of brekeu loaf
Sugar.
One Dollar will bny 11 pounds of Dried Apples.
One Dollar will buy' 16 pounds of new Raisins.
One Dollar will buy 16 pounds of now Prunes.
One Dollar will buy 5 pounds of good Coffee,
One Dollar will buy 7 bottles of good Pickles.
One Dollar will buy six good brume -
One Dollar will buy 5 gallons ofgoodCoal
One Dollar will buy 1 washtub, worth 1 50.
One Duller will buy 6 good pails.
A. G .A U LT
Will sell Tea worth 75 cent; per pound for 55
cents per pound, and Tea worth 65 cents per
pound for 50 oents per pound.
Besides the above all other Groceries
will be sold at Great Bargains at
A G. Ault's Grocery.
Flour, Bran, Shorts, Peas, Chopped Corn, oat -
lee sl, Pot Barley, Cornmeal, Potatoes, Turnips,
Onto/ s for seed, Hams, SpicedEacon, Pure Clean
Bacon, Batter, Lard, all kinds of Fishe all kinds
of Flower Pots, Crocks and Milk Pans,.
:- Goods Delivered Free in any part
of the, Town,
BEG TO ANNOUNCE TO THE PUBLIC THAT THEY HAVE COMMEN C-
.
ED BUSINESS ON THEIR OWN ACCOUNT' IN
PILLMAN'S STORE, OPPOSITE THE FOUNDRY,
Where they are prepared to take Orders for and Marantactrs e Debts and Shoeof everydes-
cription. Being both Practical Workmen. they are prepare to • Guarantee a Good Fit and a
Good Article. .
A TRIAL IS SOLICITED.
Emaorr Critiavet. Conmres FRIEL.
POST OFICE STORE, WA_ LTON.
—
IONCE MORE respectfully beg leave to return thanks to my numerous customers for their kind
patronage during the last 12 years that I have been doing business amongst them, and kindly
solicit a continuance of their favors for thl future. I have just received a Large and Well Selected
of, all descriptions. Also always on band a full assortment of
,GstoReko'oDRY GOODS cr
ER I ES—TEAS a Specialty—which, for quali ty and price, acrieveticheery,iarem
besetiriitahr,L
BOOTS
eeCoanztpys.
A Large Stock of and SHOES—McPberson's make.
and Coal Oil, Hardware, Paints flea oos, leirugs, Patent Medicines, Bacon and Hams, in fact every-
thing required in a general store. Ask fol what you want if' you don't see it. Cash or farm produce
taken in exchange. I would also intimate:to all parties indebted to me for last and previous years,
to come and eettle by cash or mite before the end fif tide month, or the accounts will be put into
other hands for collection. No further notice will be given. MONEY TO LOAN ON EASY TERMS.
—I am also valuator for the Dominion Saving wed Investment Society, one of the:best lerati societies
in the Dominion. The above Society loans money on good farm security for a terra of from three to
twenty years, on the tadst favorable conditions. LIFE INSITIANCE.—If you want your life insured
,give me a call, as I am agent for the Sun Mutual Life Assure aceCompany, -one of the best Life In-
surance Cornpaniee in the Dominion, and conducted en the reost economical principles. Don't for-
get to give me a Call. I ana always attentive to business. Post Office and Telegraph Office in con-
nection. Clover, Timothy, Turnip and other seeds on hand.
14- R. PATTISON, WALTON.
A. G. AULT.
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HARRY MITCHELL'S BOOKSTORE,
SEAFORTH.
Have you seen Harry's Baby
Carriages; just arrived, two dray loads.
Grandest display of Baby Carriages
Ever showa in Seaforth, allprices and styles.
The new American Self -Threading Sewing
Machine, best in the world, sold very cheap for
cash at liarry Mitchell's. A g0011 god of Booke.
and the best Assortment of t-ttationerrand Fang
Goods wet of Toronta at Mery Mitt:hen.
Oh, I do love you John,
'You're a dear little inten,
Won't you buy me a -carriage,
Yes, staely you can.
Harry can supply you with Daily Papers and
Monthly Magazines, (that you have been getting
from your old friend, Mr. Armstrong) 11 you
choose to favor him with youe orders.
Berlin Wools and' Fingeting Teens all colors
and shades, Cerdbeard—all kinds, iewelry and
'Watches, Toys, Wall Paper, ee. 'Variety inde-
scribable. Step in and see for youme3f, ou.eaill
receive courteous treatment and (if you buy)
good value for yournfoney,
REMEMBER ,THE PLACE ;
No. 2 CAMPBELL'S BLOCK,
Near the Queen's Hotel, end directly opposite
the Mansion, Seaforth._
HARRY MITCHELL.
N. B.—Boarders Wanted at the Palace Board.
ing House. Good board, comfortable rooms,
and nee of organ, at V Per -week .--IIA.RBY
MITCHELL, Proprietor,
THE SEAFORTH
INSURANCE AND LAND AGENCY,
ALONZO STRONG
TS AGENT fo Several, First -Class Stock, Fire
and Life Insurance Companies, and is prepar-
ed to take risks on
THE MOST FAVORABLE TERMS.
Mao Agent for several of the -best Loan Soda
-
ties.
Mao Agent for the sale and purchase of Farm
end Village Property.
A NUMBER OF FIUST-CLASS IM-
PROVED FARMS FOR SALE.
$50,000 to Loan at S Per Cent.
Interest.
Agent for the White Star Lina of Steamers.
OFFICE—Over M. Morrison'e Store, Maineet
Seeforth,
DAIRYMEN, ATTENTION.
MRS. WHITNEY,
SEAFORTH,
TS now better prepared than ever before to imp-
ev- ply a first-clase article in Milk Cataseldrilk
Pails, Pans, and all other Dairy 'Utensils, at
prices as low as good articles can be purchased
anywhere. -
Eave-Troughing Promptly Attended
to, and at Low Rates.
Every description of Tinware Constantly On
band and made to order. Custom Work receivei
prompt attention.
Remember the Tin Store in the New Brick -
Block is the best place to buy.
539 MRS. WHITVEY.,
THE COMMERCIAL LIVERY,
SEAFORTR.
ARTHUR FORI1ES,
Jj&TING purchased the Stock and Trade of the
-2-1* Commercial LiVery, Seaforth, from Mr.
George Whiteley, begs to state that be intends
carrying on the business in the old stand, and bag
added sev el al valuable horses and vehicles to the
formerly large stock. None but
First -Class Comfortable Vehicles and Good
_Reliable Horses Will be Kept.
Covered and Open Buggies and Carriages, and
Double lind Single Wagons always ready for use.
Special Arrangements Made With Com-
mercial Men..
Orders loft at the 'stables or any of the hotels
promptly attended to.
T\TOTTIOM-
HOFFMAN BROTHERS
SPRING CONS ALL OPENED UP AT DENT'S. II.ave received tbe Agency for
E. BUTTERICK & Ca.'s RELI-
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The Choicest -Stosk of - Staple and Fancy pry Gods West of ToABLE PATTERNS
ronto.
All the Novelties of the Season.
„941.LADIES' Lien Enabroidered Costumes, '700 Parasole and Surlhatles, Dress
every Fabric and at every price. The Nicest and Cheapest Prints in the County.
and Millinery Goods in Profusion.
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DENT'S Is YOUR PLACE FOR CHEAP COTTONS.
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LACE CURFAINS AND LACE GOODS A PECIALTY.
If you want good Ducks, Sbirtings, Tidings, Table Linens, Bollands Towelling, White or Col-
ored Quilts, Hemp Carpets, Mats, Gents' Fe;t Haar, in fact whatever yoi, want,'Dent's is the phce '
to get it at the right price. Gents' wear of every description—whatever on want apply at Dent's,
and you can get it at a price that will tickle you. One Car Ldad ' of Strew Hats—Make a note of
that. Remember all this is at DENT'S, Seaforth.
For all kinds of garments. Full stock of Patterns
always on hand. Monthly Fashion Sheets can
Goods of be bed on application free of charge, Or by post
Millinery for one cent stamp.
HOFFMAN BROS., Agents, Cardno's 131°4.
JUST RECBIVED, A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF LADIES'
LINEN COSTUMES AND SPRING MANTLE, AT HOFFMAN
BROTHERS' CHEAP CASH STORE. SEAFpRTH:
HAIR DRESSING*
MISS • STARK
wisHEs to informthe Ladies of Sea -forth -and
v I Vicinity that she is prepared to make up --
SWITCHES, CURLS, BRAIDS, 8te.,
In the Latest Fislaion from Combings.
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Prices Moderate, and all orders punctually et
tended to. A cell solicited. Etesidenee—Mehe
Street, Sitaforth. 527