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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1877-05-11, Page 2•?• 7 , 11.Z. 1-1-URON 4 SOLOMON PODDrS COURTSEIXP; he summer of 1875 was an eventful seaon for Mr: Solomon Poddy, for in th4 pleasant month of Augrat of that ye4r Miss Tabitha Jones conceived the idea that she would spend a few weeks in dull, quiet Tattleopolis. She came, an4I, like Coma; he saw, and she • co tiered • and. on her return to Nati YcIrk carried with her in One of the numberless valises, bags and bundles which inflamed the ire of baggage-, masters and hackmen, the hereto- , foee unappropriated. heart of Solomon Peddy. Not to say that Solomon's heart had never before been touched with the ten - sentiment. On three several occa- siens'he had, figurative -1Y speaking, laid it ;at the feet of as' many different fair en- slavers ;but he had been so careful to keep the matter a profound secret that the fact was unknown to: the world 'of Tattleopolis, even to the favored ladies themselves. Mr. Poddy was a very bashful man; no moeh so that he might safely be ex- ' bitede by a BS:intim as an prodigy of .b shfuluess, and challenge 'the world to p oduce his equal. ° When old. &Ire -Paddy*, the- lamented - proprietor of a Grand. Street dry and fancy goods establishment, discovered this trait in Solomon at an early age,_ it gave the poor gentleman great pain, for he intended his first-born to be his sue- ceesor in the business. He had looked , forward to the day—the elder Poeldy was. a dabbler in spiritualism—when, his betty being safely consigned to the duet, his spirit shardd, in. company with Other' congenial souls, hover over Grand -Street; on raooialightnights, an he could then refer his companion's, in triumph to the sign, " Solomon Poddy, sticcessor to Issac Poddy-t-establistied 1820." But .how could a bashful man be a cley goods merchant, asul listen with that stave and bland 'expression of counten- - sane which is ihproperty of the frater- nity to the comments and arguments of changeable females out for an afternoon's s oppitig ? How coropliment the buyer oi the color becoming her complexion to a charm?" And then, when half an ur or so has been spent in matching e material, pulling it this way and at, holding it up to the light, and try - four,evenings di winter fodder, of Miss Matilda sought to find fa man began to d observation (for the pn -rt of S' Mr. P dy, I ea as Py.53, got tq be the mornin' ; 1" can keep each o hei company for the rest of the evenin'," taking his candle, stumbled up to bed,whither Matilda's mother had. receded him; Solotrion would. have gi en half his fortune to have had the pi wer of saying what he wanted to say to Matilda. But, alas! he eould only s mmer something about the weather an the prospects of a snow storm, and afte an awkward pause, in which Matilda ooked down and formed her lips to a ye , take his hat ancr tag he must really go, t was so late. Half way home he cursed his own foolishness, and, picking up cour ge, went back with the intention of ear ying Matilda's heart by desperate f rlOrn hope, come; what would and nar owly escaped receiving a charge of ams11- elicit in his bodq, fired from the farme the forlorn sui after which w hurried home despair. - So it was w ships. When and escorted Meeting one horrified to h that he had b en accepted by that young lady, and tho gh at the time -he wished he was in tlia position, he never even looked at her gain. -L He spent se eral peasant evenings at Widow Brow 'se and. had got so far as holding the fl)wid.ow's pretty danghter Bessie' s ball f• crochet cotton' without when one 'evening he over - d girl refer to "that goose ! peak out?" and the widow's o more. ed in the bud Solomon's ne before they had begun pression upon the adored oddy had celebrated his h ssi ti ing if it will wash, comparing the pat- telrn to Mrs. A s new dress, and -the price td Mrs. B'se with the conclusion that Smith and -Tomkins, down the street, 11 the very same goods at one-fourth e price,"- and (4J don't think it will do all—do you, dear ?"—how could, a shful man, with a serene and tri- phant smile, diveunder the counter a _ b a d spread Wore the adneinug eyes of the almost *lost cuetomers an article which shall cause them to resume their seats, and. cfmmence all over again— compliments, pulling, trying, and. match- ing? Worst of all, how could he have the hardihood to expatiate upon the wearing q alities ef flannel petticoats or the fash- i n of hose ? It was clear ta the old gentleman, om the time when the youthful Solo- mon, at the children's party given in h nor of his eighth birthday, ran up s airs to his room and hid under the bed r thee than kiss the plump red lips of a not of ten, that he would never do for t e shop. But time passed on, and Mrs. Pocldy • p esented her lord with another boy. A5 tis youngster grew to the years of dis- cretion, he developed all the qualities issing in the first-born. Old Isaac asted that there was no more brassy, If -possessed urchin in the city than his oungest son. • He early showed an ap- t tude for sharp bargainiugs in marbles, •1 11 cussing the subject of uch to the amusement mith, in Whose' eyes he - or: And when the old and then; with the e perfectly well knew lornon's errand), "Well keriate I'll go to bed, tip:hright and early in terni you and Matildy 's shot -gun, he mistaking or for a 'chicken thief, rm welcome Mr. Poddy nd gitve Matilda 'up in th the other two court - he mustered up courage olly Bascomhome from tunday evening, he Was ar, the following week; turning pink, heard. the hir why don't hevr knePoddy Thus peris young affecti to make an object. Solomon heard the you speak of you. hope' you will so I can thank now.,, Solomon fel those. girls ha The card read, "Miss Tab;t4 Jones, -1921'West Tw nty-third Street.',' "Ha !" contaued Miss Tibitha "1 •• Will stop here, if'you please. There are some of our young friends. Thank you, Sir; I can get down better here than from off the all." And Miss Tabitha alighted, and was immediately saluted with a chorus of, "Good gra ions, 'Miss! Jones! where have you be+n ?" "Mercy I leow -her face is scratc ed !" "Did he give you the ferns? en't they splendi ?" "Do tell us. Wh t did the g ladies at Mr. Hick's Here is my card, and I all when you are passing, you more fully than I can 1 very warm, and hoped n't been ridie r g forty-fifth b rthday. Gray hairs began to show a ong the carroty locks, and good living had el:eluded out his lanky form. Stillhe was under the dominion of the steraLfaced Miss PerkinS, and was supposed by all the people round; who were acqual led. with his fallings, to be a confirmed 'old bachelor. But such was not to be h. fate. The sum er of '75 came, and with it came an in ux of city boarders to sleepy Tattleopoli Down the road froth Solo- mon's, Pet r Maks had his house full of • " a lot of crazy, impudent gals," Miss Perkins to d Poddy ; and one evening, soon after their arrival, as he was smok- ing a pipe on his front piazza, a wagon load of them passed by and saluted him —much to his surpriee—with a volley of "Good evening, Mr. Poddy." Old Hicks had informed them of poor Solomon's troubles, and every one had made up her mind to get up a desperate flirtation with the old bachelor. After that Solomon drove to the vil- lage by a miserable rough and stony back lane which ran between stone walls overgrown with blackberry bushes, and avoided Hick's houv. It took him an hour longer to go that way, but he would have gone round by China rAther than meet the concentrated glare and giggle of Hick's young lady board- , ers. Along this road Poddy was jogging one day behind his old gray mare, s bumping over the stones, and musing as he went on, the misery of living in the same house with Miss Perkins, when he ps and kites with the boys of 'the I heard a little scream,and, looking up, , eighborhoocle in which teades he accu- i saw his fate. 1 very vast stores of those articles, Lazily straggling along the narrow nd was looked upon as a large op- 1 lane, cropping the hhoice bits of grass as rator in toys before reaching the mature I she came, was Hick's old red cow, and e of twel CT. Having developed such talents, it was decided in full family council that Thorn- s Poddy should take the helm of affairs ii the store when it should be relinquish - d by old Isaac. Then atose the queetion, What shall Ie done with Solomon? Who by this ime was grown up to be a lank, tall, carroty -haired, pudgy -nosed, and freck- 1 d -faced young man of twenty, with mild suggestion of a mustache eking its appearance upon the upper 12. Mrs. Poddy suggested the navy as a flatness in whieh change of scene, ex - sure to rough weather, and absence of emale society, might gradually work a hange;-- and render Solomon -more at ease hen in the. coinpany of ladies. But saae pooli-hoohed-this idea, and decided hat he would purchase a farm in the ountry, and give Solomon the manage- ent of it. 'There, in the congenial so - lets?. Of cows, horses and pigs, with natchee of intercourse with the milk - aids and farmers' daughters—who ould probably be more lenient to his eakness than the critical city ladiee — A olornon might in time conquer his bash- ulness, and become able to enter a room ull of ladies without blushing to the oots of his yellow hair. The idea was carried out. And that is how Solomon Poddy because, as he ailed himself, a gentleman farmer. And hat his house might be kept in good or- er, a maiden sister of old Mr. Poddy. as duly installed as housekeeper. , In the course of time, Isaac Poddy, he father, died, and the ' old sign - in Grand Street was altered to "Thomas chicly, snccessor to Isaac Poddy, estab- eished 1820," as had been the desire of he founder of the house and a snug um in ready money and stocks and onds was divided between the two sons, olomon receiving the farm as part of his hare. . With the reputation for wealth which olomon Poddy had now acquired, he as free to pick from all the buxom far- ers' daughters round whom he would -ora wife. He felt the need of one sore- - y, lace eorwtahsefioilleddspbi; sat est -tear nu d her brother to the grave, and. her mf o lalsoeveu ..- -n:a chad-ed, ine female of fifty, who was recommend- ed. by the dowager Poddy in New York las a first-class pushing housekeeper for er son. She managecl•to push so well hat in a few months she had pushed. oor Solomon to the wall, and he hardly -new whether he was the owner of his , wn house. , Many were the evenings he spent in his room, driven there by the torments , f his oppressor, and ruminated on tbe -abject of getting married and. driving his usurper from her thione. Ile went po far at this time as to venture to spend the winter evenings at the houses of the hospitable farmers in the neighborhood, selecting those who were bleesed with perched. u. wall, whe the bramb up to the t of the cow. She wor es wide brimmed straw hat tied down over her ears with a green rib- bon, and a walking dress of gray material cut short posing jus stoekings. In one on the highest stone in the e she had climbed, fearless of Les and briers which grew rank p, was e hilly, in mortal dread or cenntry rambles, and ex - the smallest portion of striped' loved hand she waved fran- tically toward the cow an imniense bun- dle of fern and grasses, and in the other she brand shed a stout hickory alpen- stock. A air of gold -rimmed spectacles bestrode hr rather prominent nose, for the lady w s not young, being well turn- ed of forty. i Here was a predicament for Solomon. But though a bashful; man, he, was not devoid of politeness. , He hastened to the rescue f the fair prisoner, and drove the muesli ed cow down the road at a run, then pproached, to help the lady from her e evated position. "Than.yeu, I can get down very well indee . And the lady proceeded to get dow A rattli g of stones, then a ecreans, and our he '0, turning quickly, found the over-confi ent lady banging by her hands and feet t the wall.; Solomon's bash- fulness gee e way to the dictates of hu- manity, and he sprang forward, caught the lady hi his arms just as her hold was loosening, ihrlfen—oh, heavens ?—his foot slipped, knIci down both rolled, one over the other, through the briers and sting- ing nettlese into the ditch. Nothing is so apt to establish two strangers cin congenial terms as the en- durance of mutual misfortunes. When Solomon aid the lady' sat' up and look- ed into each other's scratched and bleeding facee, all restraint was thrown aside. "1 am fraid, Sir, I have caused you great tro ble and pain by my foolish nervousne, s," said she, as she adjusted her specta -les to her nose and looked at Solomon's face. ' "Oh, HD; madam, am used to—I mean I conld not do otherwise uoder the circumstances," stammered that gentle- man, holhing his handkerchief to his bleeding cOuntenarke.1 The lady smiled sweetly, and herd out a hand that he might help her to her feet. The grasses and alpenstock were picked up, and then Poddy, blushing so ssarlet as to almost 'hide the bleeding scratches, intimated that a, seat in his wagon was at her disposal for her jour- ney home, ' "If you have room, I should like to ride as far as the next turning near Mr. Hick's house. I an stopping there," said she,. as she took the proffered seat. "May I ask the name of the gentleman wmhorouhioasglb?ee_ of such servioe to me this "Poddy. ma'am—Solomon Poddy," ' re lied the ow f th 1::`Oh, indeed, Mr. Poddy,!' exclaimed prepossessing daughters of a marriage- owner o e name. hble age. At Farmer Smith's he spent the lady, with another smile. "I have • ... old ay?" "Oh, what a flirt Miss Jones 1' from the bevy of girls, lss Solomon, dr away. That night he -did not ale butlaY thinl4ng of: Mis Tabitha, and congratulating himself op l the 'good im- pression he -mhst have made., lielrefus- ed to eat his Ibreakfast, and inlbittered Miss' Perkins by scowling upon her, and mentally eorn aring her to hi i new found heroine. All the morning he wandered around the place, Linable to turn his hand. to an thing, and at last con- cluded to have the battery, of sly looki and gi gles and ride down to Hick's to i quire into the effects of the adve, ture on 'Ylist Tabitha's health. Ahting upo this decision, he adorned himself in hi best, ordered his wagon, and drove off leaving Mi s Perkins in a osu state of men 1 confuei and under the impression th t he had g ne Mad. , When the ove-stricken swain pulled up in front o Ma's houte, Mrs: II. was employed in adjusting a shiny row of milk pans alo g the fence; and, of course, womanlike, mmediatelY diyined his mission, and ed him. . "Good day round to the shall open it voice to M "Mary Ann, has Called to door for him. ,All Soloni n's' resolutien oozed away at this open proclamation of his busi- ness. "No, no, Mrs. Hicks" he said, in great trepidation. "I— was only driv- ing past, and—and-1 fact-- Well, where is Mr. Hicks ?" i "Never mind, Mary A n. He wants to See Hicks. You ne dn't tell Miss Jones," sere 'need the irr pressible Mrs. .fliScoklsOmon's trepidation increased, and as he notice the movement of an upper shutter and heard a fain laugh, he wish- ed the roawould ope and swallow him, horse buggy and a I. 1 I • "Oh, it's' °thing in p rticular," stam- mered he. 'Only I wa driving past, and, though I should l'ke to , see him abobt—abo e -oh yes, a out that pig." "He's in the barn or—here he comes," returned Mr. H., with a look of supreme disgust on her face. gentleman you- are, urrounding ve! rapidly p a wink, imiled slyly as she welcom- .. Mr. Pod y. .Ttist drive front door, and Mary Ann or you." hen in a loud ry Ann, the lkitchen, tell Miss J nes Mr. Poddy see her, an open the front 7, "That men is the biggest chicken - heated gootle that ever lived.; I just wish he hadleeme courtin' Of Me; Mary Ann," remarked the irate lady to her handmaidet4 when she 'returned to the kitchen. ,1 "flow do Poddy_?" said Hicks, as he walked up. , "Come he See hew IVIiss Jones got oVer her fright? Lucky thing you was p sing at the time; -.or she might have hurt herself. It jess beats .me 'how the e oity folks do gad round in the most iinairthly places ; "and Mr. Hicks wink .d in a knowkng manner. ' 4'llatig MOs Jones ! Solomon was on the point cif ejaculating, but he only smiled. in.a !sickly man4er, and asked, as if it was 4), matter of life ordeath to him. • .f"What de you want for that pig, Hicks ?" 1 "What pg ?" returned the nystified . I illi‘cp'Wkasss.heyd- h!ethat pig Ah, that pig clewn the rd d " stammered Mr. Poddy,1 with a giflty .look, trying to remember if he had assed the pig in question. I "Oh, thatt old hog. Why, , you I can have him fdr his keep. e'll break7dewn all your fences, and root your garden to ruins," saic. Hicks, with a broad grin upon his fatie. "You don't see anyt ing laughable in me buying e hog, do 37, u, Mr, Hicks ?" asked Poddy, with mosk dignity. "That's a very fine hog. I want him for the breed."I This was too much for th fa mer, and he laughed outright. I "Well, if you want lim, send down and get hine. I was th nking of shoot- ing the old 'rascal," said he. "I will,"said Mr. Poddy vsith great earnestness) and then hi drove off. Up the road hel passed a 1 ng -bodied, 'lean, bristly oldboar, rooti g in the ditch with his ug y tusk, which he presumed was his rash bargain. Giving the, un- fortunate giunter a lash of his whip, and cutting poOr old Dobbin unmercifully over the b4k1 he rattled home, cursing Hicks, the hee, himself,' and all mankind for his ownIfollv. CONi3LIMED NE4 WEEK: 1 . 1 A S4lamander Lizard: We betel always considered the popu- lar mythical legend or deltision in regard to the salliniander being able td go through fire unscathedilia one of the Most preposterous of mythi al delusions A gentleman stf this city, lowever, recently related to ds a story in regard to the liz- ards of Ne‘ ada which Seems to confirm tlae possibity of their enduring intense lizards of that sagel;rueh State are very easily domesticated, harmless, sociable and intelligent. Thi e gentleman had several pet lizards, on d of I which lived near a furnace where e burned retorts or moulds for silver bul ionl This work required a very hot fir vshich he made open at eaci end. The lizard would sit on the tree near by wa ching him, and. his dog wotld frequee y chase it if it Ventured tc the ground and compel it to take toethe tree again. FreOently,how- ever, the laard, apparently for the sport of the thing alone,would deeh down from the tree, and. induce the dog t� give it a sharp race) when it Would run right through the furnace, coming out ot the other end like a flesh, 'unscathed, while the dog in is eagerness would be burned at the fire Defore he could stop. This would be a daily occurrence, and the liz- ard actuali. seemed. to enjoy the joke on the dog. he time that the lizard or sal- amander w in the fire was very short, and it daub less could not have remained there very long. — Afarylsville, (Cal. ) Appeal. I - OPENED! OUT TH S WEEK AT M. IVIORRISON'S, ohaeat retntiE,LoT tte' 0IR.0 0 IBE 1\1-3:3 C3-1.a.A.S7tiCTA. I have now on hand a Large and We1 Selected Stook4of Crockery and Glaesware,and I am repared , to give satisfaction as reg rds Quality and Price. The public will go well to I 1 1 ..EXAMINE M STOCK AND PRIC!ES •1 I , 1 , Before purchasing elsewhere. I am s lling good Tea Sets as Low as $2 50 per set, nios G1as Seta as I 1 LOW SS 75 -cents per 8.et, and all other Goods in this Line equally low. • 1I ; , I ALSO ON HAND, A , LAR?E STOCK OF -FIELD AND. CARDEN EEDS, , . . ; Consisting of all the leading lines in Turnipie Mange l Wurtzele, Beets, Carrots, &c., Sed Oats, Timothy, Black Tares, Hungarian Grass, and Millet. M. Morrieon always keeps on hand a heat for a s ort time MI least. The black GOOD' stock OF 'CHOICE FAMILY GROCERIES, Hams, Bacon, Oatmeal, Pot CALL AND GET A FIVE Barley, Cornmeal, Flour and Feed cheap at Morrison's. POUND CADDIE OF GOOD TEA FOR $2.50, Only 50 cents per pound, and fret-olass. GOODS Delivered Free of Chatrge. TERMS Cash or Farm Produce. M. MORRISON,'MAIN STREET, SEAFORT11-1. .SP'Orl'A.01S 0ci-3 600 u o CI 0 0° U C o '0 U AT 1 • NN N TTTTT EEEEE RRRR • S , SS U NNN T E RRS U NNN P EEE RRRR, S SS O -00 OU UNNN T E R, R CCC 000 UUU N NN T EEEEE R R SSS" For 25e, 40e, 50e, 75c$1, $1 25? $2 $2 5C, $3, $7 and $12 per pair. A. case given with every pair. Sole Agents in Seaforth and vicinit for Lazarus, Morris & Co.'s, and Louis Black & Co.'s celebrated Spectacles.The above can be exch nged any time within three mon'hs if not soiled or brnken. WATC A full line of American, English, hand. 1 he above goods that tire wa faction is not given, provided they a ES AND CLOCKS. ussell and Swiss Watches. American and French °looks- on rranted to customers' will be exchanged within one year if satis- e not damaged or broken. JEWELRY. A fine assortment of Co1oredGoh Sets, Bright G -old Sets, Gold Brooches, Gold Ear Rings'Gold Cuff Buttona, Studs, Gem Seal, Guard and Wedding Rings, Gold Guards and Albert Chains, Seals, Keys, Lockets, Pens, &e. None of the above goods will be taken back after two weeks—or at all if worn—except when the goods do not turn out as represented. A Large Stock of Silver Plated Ware, Plated Jewelry, Black Jewelry, Fancy Goods, Violins, &e., Cheap for Cash. Watches, Clocks and Jewelry of every description Repaired by first-class workmen and warranted to give satisfaction. Work must be iiaid for on delivery. ; M. R. cfpUNTER, Practical Watchmaker, Seaforih. - )3R1issi.Js IMPqRTANT NOTICE. TO GRAN GER, FARMERS, AND OTHERS. 1 • cik 9 WILL purchase a first -dale Sulky Bake; $25 will purchase a first-clase Land Roller with .1-11JA-'/-' Cast Ends; $22.50 will purchase e first-class Gang Plow, wrought iron frame; $22.50 will purchase a first-class Gang Plow, east iron frame; $13 will purchase a good General Purpose Plow, wrought Iron beam; $10 w ill pureVase a good Plow, wood beam, all improved steel moulds; .$6 will purchase a good &miller or Horse Hoe. • ALL OTHER IMPLEMENTS IN "'PROPORTION AT THE BRUSSELS f0!1NDRY. ORDERS BY 1t1AIL PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. JOBBING of Every Description Done with NEATNESS ond on the SHORTEST NOTIC.E. WM. R. WILSON & SON, BRUSSELS. -T SEEDS. SDS. SEDS. T BEG to draw' the attention of the public to my Stock of FIELD AND GARDEN SEEDS—All are such as to secure to purchasers Seeds that are fresh, pure, and true to name. Parties wishing to secure Seeds should go to the 999 where they -will get Seeds that are pare and freela and 'thereby avoid the usual trouble of resowing. The following lists oontain such as have proved themselves adapted to our climate: BEETS—White Silisian Sugar, Long Blood, Egypt- ian Blood Early Bassano. MANGOLDS— Long Red, Red Mammoth (Carter's,) Red Globe, Carter's Champion. CA.UROTS—Long Orange, Early Horn, White Belgian, White Orthe. SWEDE TUR- NIPS—Carter'e Imperial P. T.. Skirving's Improved P. T., Ring of Swedes P. T., Westbury's Im- proved P. T., Iellovv Aberdeen P. T., Yellow Aberdeen G. T., East Lothian P. T., Bing Hohu, Tutton's Champion, Marshall's Improved. REMEMBER THE CLEARING SALE OF GLASSWARE AND CROCKERY AT THE 999. NTOW is the time to buy your Glassware and Grockery at the 999 as they will be sold at a -LI sacrifice in order to clear the Stock out. If you want a first-class set of China go te the 999 and you will get them at makers' prices. Milk Crocks, Pans and Earthenware of all kinds will be sold at Makers' prices at the 999. Do not forget to call at the 999 as I am bound to clear out the whole Stook of Glassware and Grockery. A. W. SPARLING Main Street, Seaforth. THE GODERICH FOUNDRY__ Second hand 26 Horse Engine, Balance Wheel and Saw Mandrel Second hand 2,0 Horse Engine, Balance Wheel and Pulleys Complete Second hand 16 Horse Engine, Balance Wheel, Pulleys and Governors Second hand 12 Horse Engine, Balance Wheel, Pulleys and Governors A Hoisting or Boat Engine, with Hoisting Gear Second hand 16 Horse Portable Boiler, witb 8mol5e Stack Second. hand 16 horse Portable Boiler, with Smoke Stack Second hand 20 horse Portable Boiler, with Smoke Stack Second hand 80 horse Portable Tubular Boiler, with Smoke Stack, Furnace, Front, Grate Bars, Steam G-uage, Guage and Safety Valves, all in Good Order Second hand Shingle and Heading Machine Heading Jointer , Heading Planer • t Heading Turner l 6 Stave Machine, with Knife • $225 225 275 200 250 150 200 225 450 90 40 50 70 80 I , , New Engine and Boilers on 'hand, also Made to Order very cheap. Mill baebinery .' for flouthig, Grist and Saw Mills.- Nddi1ng Purifiers of Improved Kinds. i [ - 1-AgricultUra1 Implements.—Stoves of Vario s Rinds—Repairs on Boilers, Mills,.&c., promptly I Attended to. , I • 1 ; CODERICH FOUNDRY AND MANUFACTURINC COMpANY. 1 . • POST OFFICE STORE, WALTON. I ONCE MORE respectfully beg lea-ve to return thanks to my numerous customers fori their kind 1 patronage during the last 12 years that I have been doing business amongst them end kindly solicit a continual:ice of their favdrs for the future. I have just received a Large and Well Selected Stock of DRY GOO DS of all descriptions. Mao always on hand a full asertnient of GROCERIES —TEAS a Specialty—which, for quality and price, are the best in the County. • A Large Stock of BOOTS and SHOES —McPherson's make. Crockery, Glassw re, Lamps and Coal Oil, Hardware, Paints and Oils, Drugs, Patent Medicines, Bacon and Hams in 1 fact every- thing required In a general store. I Ask for what you want if you don't see it. Cash or fa -in produce taken in exchange. I would also intimate to all parties indebted to me for last and previous years, to come and settle by cash or note before the end of this month, or the accounts will e put into other hands for collection. No further no ice will be given. MONEY TO LOAN ON EASY TERMS. —I am also valuator for the Dominion Sa ing and Investment Society, one of the best loen soCieties in the Dominion. The above Society loan money on good farm security for a ternnof frOm three to twenty years, on the most favorable condit*ons. LIFE INSURANCE—If you want your life insured give me a call, as I am agent for the San Intual Life Assurance Company, one of the best Life In- surance Companies in the Dominion, and onducted on the mod economical principles. Don't for- get to give me a call. I am always atten ive to business. Post Office and Telegraph Office in con- nection. Clover, Timothy, Turnip and oth r seeds on hand. R. PATT1SON, WALTON. STATIONED AG IN AFTER THE FIRE. Stoves and Tinware Cheaper Than Ever. r Mix, 11 1877. LEGAL riAMERONMoVADDEN, Barristers and • Solicitors in Chancery, Goderieh. 848 M. C. CAMERON. W. H. MCFADDEN. NIVIIALAM SMALL, Conveyancer and Commie. donor In Wroxeter. Auctioneer and Appraiser. Accounts and notes collected on reasonable terms. 866 RS . E. WHITNE,Y •Seaforth, begitc inform her many friends and custoiners thet she has again resumed business on the siteof her old stand, where everything pertaining to the Tinware business will be found. A Large Stock of Stoves and Tinware always on hand andfor sale &clip. THE BEST AND PUIREST COAL OIL IN THE MARKET. : Every kind of Tin Work Constantly on hand or Mad to Order. Call and gee what she can do be. patche.sing elsewhere. MRS. E. WHITNEY, Seaforth. D L. DOYLE, Barrister, Attorney, Solicitor in. Chancery, &o., Goderich and Seaforth. Of- fice, over jordan's Drug Store, Goderich, anti Kidd's Store, Seaforth. 354 ATALCOMSON&WATSON, Barristers, Atte. ▪ neys, Solicitors in Chancery, &c., Clinton, Ont. Office—First door east of the new &yin ' Canadian Bank building. Money to loan ()alarm property. s. MALCOMSON. 404 G. A. WATSON MOCAUGHEY HOLMESTED, Barrieters, At, •I•T'L torneys at Law, Solicitors in Chancery alai Insolvency, Notaries Public and. Conveyancers Solicitorsior the R. C. Bank, Seaforth. Agentsfor the Canada 7.ife Assurance Company, N.B.-00,000 to lend at 8 per cant. Firms Houses and Lote for sale. 53 aARROW, MEYER & RADENHURST, Barrie. ‘41 ters, Attorneys -at -Law; Solicitors in Chancery, &e. Private hinds to loan at a low rate of inter- est, and on terms to suit borrowers. Offices—. Goderich and Wingham. a. T. GARROW. H. W. C. atrena. W. J. RADENREIRST. 474 IF W. C. Meyer, Solicitor Consolidated Bans of ganada, Wingham. BENSON & MEYER, Barristers and Attorneys at Law, Solieitorsin ChanceryandInsolvency, Conveyancers, Notaries Public, etc. Offices—Sea- forth and Brussels. $23,00o of Private Funds to invest at once, at Eight pereent. Interest, payable yearly. 53 JAS. H. BENSON. H. W. C. MEYER. The above firm has thia day been dissolved by ` mutual consent. All accounts due the firm to be paid to Mr. Benson who will pay all -Rahn- Ries. JAMES II. BENSON. Nov. 27, 1876. H. W. 0. ed -R MEDICAL. T G. SCOTT: M. D. Ste., Physician, Surgeon and t•P • Accoucheur, Seaforth, Ont. Offles2 and resi- dence south side of Goderich Street, first door east of Presbyterian Church. .342 TT L. VERCOE, M. D., C. M., Physician, Sur- geon, etc., Coroner for the County of Huron Office and Residence, corner of Market and High streets, next to the Planing Mill. .ug A. ADAMS, M. D„ late of Lakefield, Ont., " • Physician, Surgeon end Accoucheur. Graduate of the University of Trinity College, Toronto. Member of the Royal College Of Phy- Si-della and Surgeons, Ont. Kinburn. Ont. 485 1. B. PHELAN, M.D., C. M., (late of the firm " • of Shaver & Phelan, Stratford) Graduate of McGill University, Physician, Surgeon and Ac- ocucheur, Seaforth, Ontario. Office—Rooms in. Meyer's Mock, formerly occupied by the late Dr King. Residenee—Commercial Hotel. 'Will at- tend at Carronbrook on Tuesdays andFridays. 398 DMcNAUGHT, Veterinary Surgeon, Gradu- • ate of Ontario Veterinary College Seaforth, Ont. Office and Residence in rear of killoran & Ryan's. Calls promptly attended to, night or day. A stook of -veterinary medicines on hand Charges reasonable. Horses examined as to sound- . nese and certificates given if required. 407 JAMES W. ELDER, V. S., Graduate of the Ontario Veterinary College. After devoting two years to practice with Professor Smith, of Toronto, has settled in Seeforth. Office at his residence east of W. M. Church. Calls promptly 'attended to by day or night. A. large stock of Veterinary Medicines constantly on hand. Horses examined as to soundness and certificates given Horses ,bought and sold on commission. 424 DERBYSHIRE. L. D. S., Surgeon Dentist, Graduate of the loyal College of Dental Surgeons of Ontario. Artificial Dentils neatly executed. All surgical opera- tions performed with care and promptitude, Office hours from 8 A. M. to 5 P. M. Rooms over A. 0. McDougall 's store, Main Street, Seaforth. MISCELLANEOUS. T P. BRINE, Licenced Auotioneer for the 1--1 • County of Huron. • Sales attended in all parts of the County. All orders left at the Ex- POSITOn Office will be promptly attended to. LECKIE, General Loan and Real Estate " • . Agent, Grain, ,Produce and Commission Mere hant. Office—New Brick Block opposite Nort h American Hotel, Brussels, Ont. 480 etHARLES F. MILES, Provincial Land Sur- veyor, Wingham. Ordera by mail will receive prompt attention. Branch office, Clinton. C. F. MILES. 485 T. S. GORE. pRIVATE serrobL.—A Private School will be openedby Miss Wright, on Monday, 2nd day at April.- -Ladies wishing information in regard to regulations, tuition, dre., will please call at Miss M. E. Wright's Fancy Store, Main Street Seaforth. ',Permain Advance. 497 SG nag .Can't be made by every agent every month 4-1 in the business we furnish, but those willing to work can earn a dozen dollare a day right m fieir own localities. Have no room to explain here. Businese pleasant and bondable. Women, and boys and girls do as well as men. We will furnish you a complete outfit free. The business pays better than anything else. We will bear expense of starting you. Particulars free. Write and see. Farmers and mechanics, their sons and daughters, and all classes in need of paying work at home should -write to us and learn all about the work at once. Now is the time. Don't delay. Address TRUE & Co., Augusta, Maine. 482 pitE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY. --job Moses ' -L Periodical Pills—This invaluable medicine is unfailing in the cure of all those pinfal and dangerous diseases to which the female constitu- tion is subject. It moderates all excess and re- moves all obtructions, and a speedy cure may be relied on: To ma. ried ladies; it is peculiaily suited. It will, in a short time, bring on the monthly pe- riod with regularity. These pills should not be taken by Females during the firat three months of Pregrancy, as they are sure to bring on Mis- carriage, but at any other thne they are safe. In all cases of Nervous and Spinal Affections, pains in the back and limbs, fatigue on slight ex- ertion, palpitation of the heart, hysterics, and whites, these pills will effect a cure when all other means have failed; and, although a powerful remedy, do not contain iron, calomel, antimony, or anything hurtful to the constitution. Full directions in the pamphlet around each package, which should be carefully preserved. Job Moses, New York, Sole Proprietor. $1 00 and 12i cents for postage enclosed to Northrop & Lyman, To - route, Ont., general agents for the Dominion, will insure a bottle containing over 50 pills by return mail. Sold in Seaforth by E. Hickson & Co., J. S. Roberts, and R. Lumsden. 197 TO THE INORKINC CLASS. WE ARE NOW PREPARED to fornish all classes with constant emplo merit at home, the whole of the time or for their spare mo ments. BD einess new, light and profitable,. Persons of either sex easily earn from 50 cents to $5 per evening, and a proportional sum by de- voting their whole time to the business. Boys and girls earn nearly as much as men. That all who see this notice may send their address, and tes t the business, wemake this tinparalleled offer: To such as are not well satisfied we will send $1 to pay for the trouble of 'writing. Full partic- ulars, samples worth several dollars to commenee work on, and a copy of Home and Fireside, one of e largest and best Illustrated Publications, all sent free by mail. Reader, if you want perman- ent, profitable work, address, GEORGE STIN- SON & Co., Portland, Maine. 1\TO TIC TO GRANGERS, FARMERS AND OTHERS. TrITY occupy the attention of all, these hardtimes, the subacriber is determined to meet them by offering good inch Hemlock, "not usually sold for inch," at the following rates: 12 foot Hemlock. at $6 50 per thousand; 14 foot Fencing, at $7, for Cash. All orders over 4,000 5 per cent. discount, Call and see if yon don't get what is represented. Book Accounts over 8 months will be charged 8 per cent. _ The subscriber thanks his ntunerous customers for their liberal aupport, and solicits a continu- ance of their favors. JOHN THOMPSON. 488 Steam Saw Mills, McKillop. MAy 11, 1877. "Mat Forty Yr Alittle . long on his legs, a country - and a funny old. wore= Ana old as a..thiver and sole passe ed near the Soldier's Monum day morning. The driver got ed her feet against the sleigh circulation of - blood, and bee small boy, ehe asked— "Bub, don't you want to rig while I do some trading ar "How much ?" he cautiousl 'I'm to give tWo een on ter the next poo he said, as he fell back. "1 . Offer of fifteen dollars an ho theater scenery, and the deep knocks me out o' breath." "Well, that's all ril give, plied the old lady. "In fact, er concladed to let 'esn stand without any watching t'alL" run rite along hom.e, bob," e In the back end of the "p roll of rag carpet, and!, after it five or six different tint that it was all there, the wo ed down the street to a gr the clerk wile advanced. to wa she the office, andshe went bat circular office, and peered t roan cash -window at the n behi "Arenettnsaigdle—-o id like to see the owner." , ytiplhorse, with hair ud he replied, , "Back there' the Owner ?" she - ing to get her head into the re "Yes 'm—yeshii What is "I've got forty yards of b carpet out here, and "I don't Want it," he inter "Just forty- - yards by the she went on, "and the beaut you ever "I'm not in want of any ma:‘Bara .ut" you haven't seen -ain't one of the hit-and-mis but a reglar set pattern, wit liest red and blue you ever ana sewed every rag, dyed t wove the whole thing, and leetle the best job ever tun Wayne County. "Yes—but—but—nothing wanted to -day, ma'am." "I wish you'd .come'out he can see you," she observed as her spectacles. "1 can't talk onless I look 'else in the already leart ray eyes tryi whether you have red:hair or hea.d.ed." He sat down without repl after a vain effort to draw hi drew on her mittens and said ' "Waal, you -don't seem t but if you feel bad when ye carpet being carried off by sot jist remember that 1 offered y cha n hec e . " She went out and d. entere store. The clerk skipped counter, and. asked if she I anything, but she looked a lofty manner, waved her ha plied.: "I know all about nails an and tin pans, and when 1 wai in that line ask for it. I the owner." Be sat beside the stove in of the store, and the old lad3 fore him and said: • "I've got the beautifule thing in rag Carpets that yell and, being as I'm going this SUMIXter 1want to give kain." "Thanks, but I don't wist he replied. "You haven't seen it yet to the sleigh and let me sh, pattern. It isn't a scrub cal to dupe the unwary and defn nocent, but a reg'lar set pat lected the warp "I've all the carpets I -sv. swe'red. "l'mglad if you are well 1 she went on, but if you we som out a little this sprine nose up in big society a litth • pet is just what you want. geous. It's 'grand. Theret yards, and--" "And 1 don't want it, mad "V ell, yon needn't have i you'll be sorry all your life ought to see this carpet und The other night I spread it candles, and it seemed as if transposed into a king's part delicate shades workedrigh, rnony, jist as they do in a et I could ahnost imagine that dering in the medder =con blossoms. So you think yoi this seven -ply, fast colors, carpet ?" "I guess not." "Wa.aI, you know jist h you are better than I do, .z persist on you. I never was means of enticing anybody nice things and busting 'em ness." She .tried five stores in and, failing in each case, sI coura.ged, and returned to t There were several boys pia it, and out oshuecuffed them awal "It's-ouros how mothers offspring tauter around Ill roaring leig or, but they ' am She was gazing fondly at carpet, when along eame men who buy bottles, lead rags, Zee, and he asked : "Ish dot for sale ?" 1I "It is, though 1 know , death to drive home withos plied. "There's jist forty and. a_ tweeter, beaaifuller ne-41rossvseenin'"' sich ?" heasked. "Well, I've kinder made to take seventy cents a yaz The man grasped the Ins' string, and, with a fling, In seven or eight yards to insn "That's n. leetle familiar,' ed, "but now that it's unr if you ever saw anything m Jist perceive that delicate my eonslohn'e army overc that bounding but yet made from a flannel undS hadn't seen but three evintA that--" "I gif two shillings a terrupted.. "I'd like to see you!" "1 gif thirty cents." "You slam right along, don't like your actions a plied as she rolled hip the airly itt the day yet, but night, and T was Oaring f