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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1877-03-30, Page 21 BY THE THICKNESS or A. *triroN. • 1 [ " Ah 1 there you come at last, do you? The punch has had a full head of steam on this long time," said 'old ;Engineer Zimmermann to several stur* figures who, deep buried in thick furs that left only red noses and gleaming eye exposed, dame puffing and stampingaand cov- ered with snow, into the engineer's room at Burglitz. • It is New Year ii eve, and the table in the engineer's room is cover- ed with an exceptional neat white cloth, and on it, next the stove,- stands the mighty bowl,- at which old Zimmermann is vigorously working; while the clouds of steam that rise from it, a,ndithe empty. ruinflaiiks that stand by it,1 leave no - doubt that its contents are devoted to go at high pressure into the throate of boiler iron—a genuine engineer's pnneh.. ' "The devil! Uncle Zimeterinann ; hard 'old Sylvester's day ,this, h?" cried the new comers, shakine off he snow, arid pulling off furs, jackets, caps and outer boots. "What do you sugar -babies know of hard days in your glass hous s on your machines that rock you with e ty springs as if you. were in ybeir nur e's arms? You ought to have stood with is back in '39 and '40 on the little mac Ines that went 80 hard and jolting you felt every jog of the rails from the soles of your feet up under your caps, and that would- n't budge a foot if the snow lay a hand's breadth deep on the rails; and then we stood all out-of-doors night and day, without screen or shelter, summer and winter, the hottest day in July and the coldest day in December, without any protection but our coats and "a buffalo outside coat,that had been well drubbed, I- tell you, by the stems. That was something like hard times. But what do you know about it ? For th t matter, what'sthe worst you -have to do to what they've• put our Herring throug here to- day, who has come out A 1 froii his ex- amination?.And here he is no .,t "Hallo 1 old fellow. How was it? How did it go? Did they ake you sweat? Come, sit down! Bring the ,. punch !" were the •exclamations poured on the new comer from all side . "Less noise, there r brok in the -voice of old Zimmermann. " e it down? Yes! Punch? Nb! Hornig a d Franz aren't here yet, that are corain in with the freight. It is twenty minutes be- hind now, and must be in in a minute or • two tnore. Glass and glass abo it for all, that's fair play." i "._Well, now," began the yOung candi- date, wiping from his forehead. the per- spiration that broke out afresh at the recollection, "they gave it .rcte well, 1 can tell you. I was exammed by the the new rules, you know. There sat a row of chaps, I guess a rod long, and nary one of 'em, except our engine mas- ter did I ever, see on an engine or in a shop. And our engine master wasn't the worst, either. They questiened me sharp, that's a fact, right up to the handle. But one could understand them. and give them some sort of an answer. But what the other fellows asked me P didn't more'n half understand. 'Twan't any railroad lingo they used; and what • they were driving at—well, ye I know —I'd looked it up in the books Su perin- tendendent Herzel lent me, j st to be able to answer. Never saw an thing of it in the service, never had anY occasion for it, and don't believe I ever s all, if I live to be a hundred." 1 "And what in thunder wa, it all, then ?" began one of the crowd, lighting his cigar, just as the door was euddenly • thrown open. A cloud. of snow burst in, and out of it emerged the dim forms of • two new. arrivals—the expectedengin- eers of the two engines that breught in the belated freight train. "Bravo! Glad you've got here !" was the greeting that met them. • "Now pass round the pun*, and let's have the solids in from what's -his -name's." , "ftere'e a bit of roast for one thing," cried one Of the last arrived, and raised • to view a, half -scorched hare, that he held by the hind legs. I "Where did you get that creature? And what are you going to do with him.? "This fellow wished to do himself the honor of making a part of Hening's treat to -night, but probably was in too much of a hurry, and did himself a lettle too brown," laughed the possessor hare. "The red lights of my routed him out of the hole in where he sat crouched. on the comfortable as you please, and • of ' the 'Phi to' e snow bank as e began to run a wager with our train. 1 For two•or three minutes, perhaps I aw the stupid, little black rascal slimin ng over the snow in the second track alongside the engine. I gave a short Mir/ That scared him; he put on a spurt, got ahead into the red light of the signal lantern—perhaps that blinded tini-e-he doubled before the engine as h. would rack. I hen he e didn't ✓ killed and for- d got to engine down r called out from the afeh hole: 'Hor ig, Hor- nig, you've brought a roast with. you. I believe the fire of the Pluto has corched the fellow's brains. Come dawn and see !' Sure enough, as true as I it here, there lay my hare underneath in my ash box, dead and half \stewed. The aide box must have caught .him on - the jump. He was in -a hurry to be roasted. \Lo1 ud laughter followed the young en- . gi eer s story. • . . blot! growl - 'Now laugh, will you, you stupidkheads, at the poor beast ' ed Zimmermann,. as he filled theiglasses ; "because you don't know what • a cursed pleasant feeling one has under an ash box." •, before a clog, right across the t looked to the other side to see would. came in sight again, but appear. I thought he was eith or had run back under the train, got the creature. But when we Seestaclt, and the grate of was -being_cleaned out, the fello underneath there with the pok "And do you know that, then ?" cried. several voices, in tones o strong doubt. "I know -everything, as you rascals know right well, and have been ithrough everything that can happen between the underside of the rails and the top of the smeke-stack." 'But you havn't been in the ash - box ?" laughecl the corctpany, a little de- risively. "Not exactly," replied the °id man, very gravde ely, "but under it, ancpartly, too, very near in it. But I tell you. I've been by when a splendid train rf mag- nificent cars, full of people In high spirits, with one jolt—before you could lift your hand to your pipe or light a match—was nothing but a heap of kindling wood and broken scre'ws and pieces of axles and wheels, out of which came groans, and cries for help, While de- spairing men stood round it Wringing their hands; and locomotives, like kit - t tl / tens on a roof, leaped down the bank, and rolled once, twice, three times over and over, wheels up and smokestack -un- derneath, and all was steam, fragments, fire, hissing and shrieks; but never in five -and -thirty years, eailroading, ham my heart stood so .still as it did under • the ash -box." ' • "Tell us about it, Uncle Zim, tell • t18," cried voices one eould see were used to making themselveri heard above the clatter, rattle. and clank of the loco- motive. "Well, well, I'll do it," he replied, as he undid, his tobacco pouch and began to fill his short pipe, "though I don't like to go over - the story. To this day there's something. turns over under the third rib when I think of it. "You see,lib oys, tho hands that work- ed this punc in those days came near being the hands of a, widow then, and my Carl and Julia _weren't born yet, though you might eve e then have called me Stout Franz." 1 I "But what's that to do with it, uncle?" asked the Circle. i "Well, then, in the d -----'s name, , light -up your plagned elegant cigars again. They 'suit you ,dolle in glass cases, as the short pipe suite us stout fellows under the free heaveris. Pass the glasses this way, then hold your jaw till 1 get through : "It was upon New Year's eve, in the year 1845, 30 good years ago, and a • devil of a storm, driving snow and sleet mixed together. 1 was a young fellow, I'd been married about a year. . You - know the station is a. horrible place for service. Let a storm cOme which way it will, it always sw4ps clean across the square that's open and level as the top of this table. In towards the towii there is a little cut with two tiacks one or the other of which always chokes up iii the first hour of a drifting snow. Jut as you get through' the eta, in the ihird house in Garden' street, behind th oil mills, which we so often cursed for a nuisance, because we had to shut off' steam going by for feae of the sparks from the chimney catching in the shingle roof, I lived with my. Leuise and Franz,. just born, who is superintendent now over at Rudriche's. ' . - r on Sylvester eve, 1845,1 came into the station with a heavy freight train from Griesthal, after standing for 14 hours on the engine in a storm at 60 below zero. I was frozen stiff as an icicle, and glad enough, you I bet, to get hold of the Sylvester punch. It was getting dusk already as I came in,, and through the- whirl of glistening 'flakes, saw the . station with its hundeeds on. hundreds of lights, like a huge Christmas box. A poor Christmas blixl for me! There were collected through the holidays a regular -town of cars, sorhething like 500 •of them, and they'd got to be off directly after New Year's. Hardly had I got off my engine in the engine house, when up comes the stationtuaster, and says to me : "'Hauser is taken sick, and you will have, to take No. 3 in his place.' "'Ten thousand thunder e !' said 1; 'but I hope it won't last till midnight, Mr. Station -master, for then I must be at home, or there's ill luck for the new year.' "'Fiddlesticks l' said he; 'only you be sure you're on hand,' and away he was gone in the driving snow. I thought -I'd _taken the matter more to heart than it was worth, and laid the cold shiver that crept l over my skin to the uncanny blast tha came snorting at me as I came out with the engine. •'Tbe whole air was full of ! white snow, b.nd, as the wreaths of it drove like white ghosts across the engine, I could hardly see the smoke stack. "Of the light signals one caught only now and. then a glimpse, red, white or. green; of the horn and pipe signals, what with the howling of the winds about the cars and car wheels, and its singing in the telegraph wires, and the rumbling of cars and the whistling of the engines, one heard only enough to be sure one had not _ understood them.- Of the shouts of the Men one could make jast nothing but that they shouted. "Then there were a couple of hun- dred cars being shunted about in all directions at the same time; on all sides they came looming like great shadows out the darkness and thick snow, and straight vanished in it again. The poor switch tenders, wet to the skin, up to their knees in snow, sprang this way and that between the rolling cars. You know how a distributing station looks of a winter night. God only knows how 'tis we're not all made minceraeat of in the course of it ;, and I've all my life long been surprised when next morning I haven't heard that this one or that one was killed on the spot. And if anything _ does happen, then the strict gentlemen at the green table in their warm office up there out with the rules oat of their pockets. To be sure, it's the oply way. But if they would only just for mice in their lives take the trouble to look on themselves outside ! "That night, then, it was right bad, and the Sylvester punch, too, may have touched the men's .heads a little before- hand, for the ringing went at a rate as if Satan himself was giving the orders. The care flew ithis way and that, and the lights went by like flashes, and every- where one heard the groaning and clink- ing of the buffers crashing together, and • the men crept about under and between the cars as if the wheels were ginger. - bread and the buffers downy pillows. But before alt there was a wretched lit- tle assistant station-master—I could not bear the man; because he once came very much in my *ay in a certain matter— but I could net help looking in amaze. • meut as I saw his signal lantern every- where, swinging in one inch, swinging horizontally, swinging crosswise, up, down, behind, before'and heard hia shrill voice through all the storm. And see, I'd just called to the man as I saw him slip through between two buffers, that he ought not -to be so devilish reck- less in a storm where one could neither see nor hear a thing, and mig t slip down into the bargain, But he had •laughed at me, and called out 'You attend to yOtir work, Zimmerm n, and never mind me ; we must be thr gh be- fore midnight—forward, forwar !' and away he was gone. I had cal ed af- ter him with a good : o the devil with you, then r and. ,that I shall tnot forget my • life long, but shall think of it with sorrow on my death -bed." Here the old engineer made a, pause, wiped. his forehead, took a draught from his glass of punch, and went on el "I heard. him still giving the. order, 'Forward yonder among my cotnrades, and. heard the car chains clink, ris!id then a soundte-what like was it? hatv, e you ever heard a butcher hack though a THE HURON EXPOSItOR. thick bOne with his axe ?—and then a dull cry, and then again, only the ding an4 clang of the buffers clashing togeth- er. A cold shudder ran over me, then I got the signal to go ahead—there was no stopping. 'Forward—forYard 1' In a moment [was far away in the other • end of the yard, where no one could know what had happened. "But I did my duty still, only as if I was dreaming, and when, a half hour later, we had got through and I entered the engine house again, the boss said to me, 'Have you heard, Zimmermann, as- sistant station master Perges has been killed on the spot, crushed to death be- tween the buffers ?' . • "I didn't ask many ,questions; my very heart shuddered, and I don't know how I took care of my engine and got on tire way home. As I passed by the stairs, I saw a group with lanterns stand- ing there, and something covered with a cloak lying on the snow. I didn't stop; I shivered all over; and I can tell you, boys, I'd have given heaven knows what if I hadn't wished him to the devil half an hour before. I tried hard to get that - out of my head. I mean't nothing par- ticular by it; 'twas a way Of talking common enough with us. Among young chaps it's worse yet, and it would cure you if you once felt the crawling inside of you that I have. Well, at last I made out tcaget thinking of the warm room at hale there with the felt slip- pers all ready, and Louise and the youngster, aad the flask of arrack and the sugar and the lemons • on the table, and the cat and the tea kettle sing- ing, and by degrees I begunito feel a lit- tle better. "Now, with all this thinking of this and that, you'll readily believe I hadn't paid much heed to wind and weather, road or pathway; and all I knew was, it was whirling and howling yet in the air as I entered the cut by the oil mil, through which I might have seen the windows of my house, if one could have seen anything at all ten paces off. I went ahead on the right hand track of the two in the cut because that was freer from snow, and from that side I could see my. 'house sooner. "And, in truth, I went aleng quite carelessly, for I was going -from the yard, /Ind that was the in -track, so no train eould come on ma from behind, and at that hour none was, to be expected front. Besides, I must have heard it coming. "Just as I was in the middle of the cut, which lies, you know, in the curve, end where that night one could not see a car length off, I heard a whistle be- hind me, and right after it the clip and clop of the approaching train. I noticed, too, that the engine was pushing the train before it, because the stroke of the engine was much farther behind than the rolling of the wheels. I thought. 'Ah ! that is the reserve train of some twenty pair of wheels that stood yonder ahead on the track, and that they are shunting over to the freight house.' But all this passed vaguely through my mind, as one always thinks mechanically of his work even when his head and heart are full of other things. I say vaguely; in reality I didn't feel the slightest interest in it, for the train must directly pass me on the other track. But when the ping and pang of the wheels on the hard - frozen track had got quite close, and I already heard the coupling chain on • the foremost car clinking back and forth, and saw the light of its signal lantern begin to glide by me on the snow, I .partly turned my head. to call out a 'Happy New Year to the fellows upon the train. "But there was no train' on the track, and at the same instant 1 -got a violent blow in the back. The sparks danced before my eyes—slap-!—I lay flat on my face on the , track, and, pung ! pung ! the cars began to pass over Here the old engineer made another •pause. It was still as death in the room, and faces breathless and rivet- ed leaned forward and -round the ta- ble. He filled the glasses again, press- ed down the tobacco in his pipe, and went on : "You see, boys, when we sit here this way refund the table, or stand on the engine, or even, like poor Hornig here to -day, have to go through a squeeze by those examiners, our ideas come along one after the other, slowly and in some sort of order, so that one can take a good look at 'em. They even say we engineers are slower than other men, be- cause all the quickness is gone -out of us into enir engines. . But, boys, in the sec- ond or so between the blow and my lying flat on the ground I did more thinking than ever I did before or since from Easter to Whitsuntide. "First about home, the ' warm room and everything in it, and the New Year's chimes, and the going to church in the morning; then the assistant Station Mas- ter is he lay there under the cloak on the mew ; and then I began reckoning as distinctly as if I was giving the orders for making up all the trains, about the train that was passing over me. How was it it was on the wrong . track, the one I'd been on, coming out on the in - track. And -then all at once thought,. what before in the midst of my cogitat- ing I had forgotten—the outward track I had seen as early as noon already deep buried in snow, and that was why they were coming out an the in -track. Then • I saw plain enough the train just as it stood; there couldn't be more than 10 or 11 freight cars, all our own cars, they all went high above the rails—they would do me no harm: I lay flat enough between the rails. But the engines theash boxes of the engines! I knew all three engines that still stood fired up at the station = as well as my tobacco - pouch. The 'Wittekind would go harm- less enough over me, even though I had been stouter than I was; the 'Hermann', too, might be merciful to me, at any rate if it was carrying little water and fire,' and the sleepers under me didn't stand up too much ; but under the 'Hue', one of the new, low -built elephants, I was a dead man. Ay! dead? That wouldn't be the worst. I should be slowly crushed and torn into shreds. Which epgine was it, then, • coming there? "All this, you see, boys, I had thought between .the blow and the lying flat; but when I was once down, all calcula- tion ceased, and it was just. by instinct I stretched myself out and held my breath and made myself thin as an otter that's trying to get out from a trap, and counted the axles that passed On over me: Every ping and pang spoke dis- tinctly out in syllables. 'A wretch -ed death, 'a wretch -ed death!' 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All accounts due the firm to be paid to Mr. Benson who will pay all Babe. ities. JAMES 11. BENSON•. Nov. 27, 1876. H. W. C. MEYER. I1EDiCAL. T G. SCOTT, M. D. &c., Physician, SurgeOnane " • Aceoucheur, Seaforth, Ont. Office mixed. deuce south side of Goderich Street, firet 40or east of Presbyterian Church. 81I TT L. VERCOE, M. D., C. M., Physician, see. - -Bet • geon, etc., Coroner for the County of Rum • Office and Residence, corner of Market andlliga streets, next to the Planing Mill. T B. Pr7ELA.N, M. D., C. M.'(late of the inn 7-7 • of Shaver & Phelan, Stratford) Graduate -el McGill University, Physician, Surgeon and. ocucheur, Seaforth, Ontario. Office—Itoome in Meyer's Block, formerly occupied by the late ea Ring. Residence—Commercial Hotel. Wilhiats tend at Carronbrook on Tnesdays and Fridays. ape McNAUGHT, Veterinary Surgeon, ozsda. • ate of Ontario Veterinary College, Seafertie Ont. Office and Residence in rear of Killoraa Ryan's. Calls prorapt13 attended to, night or day. A stock of veterinary medicines en sue Charges reasonable. Horses examined este seas& nese and certificates given if required. 407 JAMES W. ELDER, V. S., Graduate ofsthe " Ontario Veterinary College. After devoting two years to practice with Professor Smiths._ of Toronto, has settled in Seiiforth. Office at. MU residence east of W. M. Church. Calls promptly attended to by day or night. A large steeled Veterinary Medicines constantly onhand. *nes examined as to soundness and certificates given Horses bought and sold on commission. •, ese 11 DERBYSHIRE. L. D. *Surgeon Dentist, Gradtale of the Royal College of Denial Surgeons of Ontario. Artificial Dontile neatly executed. All 'surgical own. tions performed with care and promptitigle, Office hours from S A. M. to 5 P. M. Roomeava A'. G. McDougall 's store, Main Street, Seaforth, MBE 881111./LIKINIG. The EMOVAL.—Miss Quinlien hag removed to the "8-41 rooms over Johnson, Bros. Hardware state, where she will continue to carry on dress -making in all its branches. A gocd fit and perfect iselit faction guaranteed. Apprentices wantedimaieti- • stely. .-466 • ff11eELLANEOUS. _1" P. BRINE, Licenced Anetioneer for " • County of Huron,. Sales attended all parte of the County. All orders left at the Its Yosrrein Office will be -Promptly attendedte,' _T LEMUR, General Loan and Real Edits " • r • Agent, Grain, Produce and Commission Bier° hant. Office—New Brick Bieck opposlte Nort h American Rota, Brussels, Ont. a CRARLES F. WILES, Provincial Land Sue veyor, Wingham. Orders by mail will receiN pipt littention. Branch office, Clinton. 0. F. NILES. 485 T. s. Gos.8. xv A. ADAMS, M. D,, late of Lakefield, Oat., 7 7 • Physician Surgeon and Aceouchees Graduate of the University of Trinity Collage, Toronto. Member of the Royal College of Pk• eicians and Surgeons, Ont. Kinburn.Ont. -088 $999 nthe in Can't bebmuasdeebsyswe fry:igenstizbatvedi oa ti willing -to work can earn a dozen dollars a Jay right m their own localities. Have no room' to explain here. 13usiness pleasant and honorable. Women, and. boys and girls ,do as well as son. We will furnish -you a complete outfit free. The business pays better than anything else. Wefill bear expense of starting you. Particulars Ape Write and see. Farmers and mechanics, tiNir on and daughters, and all Gleams in needesi paying work at home should write to us and lam all about the work at once. Now is the lieu. Don't delay. Address ,x.Ru.g & Co., Await* •Maine. 482 THE GREAT FEMATIE REMRDY.—job Moles' -7- Periodical Pills—This invaluable medicine 11 unfailing in the cure of all those p:infulsend dangerous diseases to which the female consigts tion is subject. It moderates all excess and re moves all obtructions, and a speedy cure mall* relied on. To maeriedladies, it is peculiaily nit," ri It -will, in a short time, bring on the monthileee riod with regularite. _These pills should nate taken by Females daring the first three medal of Pregrancy, as they are sure to bring on WY carriage, but at any other time they are safe. Is all cases of Nervous and Spinal Affect/Alai paisin the back and limbs, fatigue on slighter ertion, palpitation of the heart, hysterics, id whites, these pills will effect a cure when all Ott means have failed; and, although a poweriol remedy, do not contain iron, calomel, antimoSh or anything hurtful to the constitution. 17111 directions in the pamphlet around each package F which should be carefully preserved. Job MON, New York, Sole Proprietor. • $1 00 and 12f eats for poetage enclosed to Northrop & Lyman., , rent°, Ont., general agents for the Dominfola will insure a bottle containing over 50 ping a return mail. Sold in Seaforth by E. Hickson Co., J. S. Roberts, and R. Lumsden. 191 TO THE WORKING CLASS. wk ARE NOW PREPARED to furnish 14 " classes with constant emplo ment • home, the whole of the time or for theiraPari moments. Business new, light and prefitabie, Persons of either sex easily earn from 50 centatO $5 per evening, and a proportional sum by do' voting their whole time to the business. Bat and girls earn nearly as much as men. That ILI who see this notice may send their aeldress, test the business, -we make this unparal1eledeft5 To such as are not well satisfied we will send 41 to pay for the trouble of writing. Pull ladle' ulars, samples.worth several dollars to eomJflode! work on, and a copy of Home and Fireside, onet • the largest and best Illustrated Publications, so sent free by mail. Reader, if you want perigee. ent, peofitable work, address, GEORGE 8T1N' SON &. Co. Portland, Maine. _ • -PUBLIC NOTICE. 1\T OTICE is hereby given to all parties Welt ed to Samuel Stark, that all old aecoundes' last, year and previous must be eettled at DU* otherwise they will be given to Joe" for 001% lecticer No further notice will be given. POO an4 save costs. Remember I mean what I 00 the late fire forces me to do so. • BALANCE OF STOCK SOLD CHEAP FOR CASH. Lot 11, on Main. Street, for Sale. 4864 SAM -TEL STARE, SeafOrtl?.. ^ • MARcH • row,—it is a chain him now it conies 1 theground •gently, then stronger an tremble under me ; it eorn Then I saw at the side th the snow and the rolling over me grew ever redd • was the engine fire ehini box. Now I felt. it grow t head and neck. The 1314 under me the rails groan the ground shook violentl It strikes me violently I presses forward.—God - .me! Then rip, crack/ ' me gave way. Pang 1p thundering 1 stamping !—I • pasted over me and off. 1 heaven once_more the sno ed down upon Inc. --"How I got on my legs I stood there, I shook m • the red lights of the et round the curve. They like the eyes of a veritable Then I felt myself to see gine had turned loose; an regulations buttons were g coat behind. "I went to the nearest • and get a lantern and looke tons in the snow; but w sitting round the bowl at was putting in first too m then to much sugar, Louis •asked- - "usband, what's the you? You tremble so, and a word.' - "Then my senses and to me again, and I show buttons, and told her th holding up a button twix thumb, said - "See, within so men rible death has your hnsb night!' "Look! -I have the bu mean to carry them till de reality." The old man opened his out two buttons, stamped w arms, which he were secure about his neck "And now you know wh poor creature in • the ash - told you the story because the talk, but I don't like to because the agony of death that's something no --man c willingly. But, hark! Tw Good luck to us all for the and number of hundred th motive miles !"— Appleton's • Gaieties. Man—"Do you think it for me to cross this past "Well, the old bull dont I • much, but if you will dial •-guess he won't attack you. —"So you wouldn't tak twenty ?" said a rieh heiress • gentleman, while daneing 'What would you take nee • "For beeter or worse," repli the Emerald Isle. -' 'Sir, you are a politica perambulating monument of a bankrupt in everything le "Bose, I don't understand I'iIdrink with you 1" The settled on that basis. —A lady, applying for the junior class of an Easter being questioned by the presi • her qualifi. cations, replied: • much o an atithmeticker, b elegant granatnarist.'t son," said a ete _a seven year old hopeful, "1 cipline you. Your teacher are the worst boy in. th "Well, papa," was the re , yesterday she said I was• ju father.'" —The other day, when grocer spelled sugar "a -h - friend pointed out the word a ed: "That word isn't sp • right." "Ha! see," la grocer, "one would think 1 h cation 1" And he crossed i wrote ''s -h -u -g -o -r." • —Good Deacon B—hav of his friends thought, shown interest in the public &Haim o was charged by a brother "on the _fence. "Yes, I a • fence," was the reply, "and, t pose to remain as tong as its so ecl muddy on both sides." —"Will your honor please jury ?" asked an Arkansas the conclusion •of a horse -t "I will," replied his honort, • charges each juryman one drinks, and six dollars ext one who used the court's spittoon dnring the first day sion." • —Hear what is said of a 1 year-old. Her father has b Irani the city on business for t and the mother has taught th to conclude her evening pra "and please watch over my pa evening the little lady solemn her laa.nde and said, "Please nay papa, and you'd better k on mamma, too 1" —An. Irishman by the •syllogism proved himself the in the world. "You can," he - as good a man 'in. Ireland other country in the world; can produce as good a man as county in Ireland now, m is acknowledged to be the in Kerry, and I 'am able to • brother. --Here is the bit of octave ly overheard in the street young lady and gentleman : did you ever heat it zaid that found a four-leaved clover in their shoe, the first gentlem the person walked:with woul • 'husband or wife ?" "No—ne of it before." "Well, 1 •foun put it itt my shoe this ro.ornine are the first one I have walked wonder if it is true ?" —"And have you no othcrse ed a curious lady of a bronz captain. "Oh, yes, madam, that liVed in the South Sea I nearly a dozen years." "Real hebreedea theerreja'"N antlv;itat:7 the wasn't bread—he elks meat ; the natives ate him' and as fo • chee' f said he tastedof terbaoc ...,,q1auditiwalked to another part of Land and the captain smiled. and. too —A. first-elass passenger arr arailwav terminus, not a hund ‘t'from Ztlasgovre the other day, been unfortunate enough to get - 'bruised by the carriage door, rather 'exeited manner inqui porter (who hailed from Erin) nearest surgeon was to be fon who saw no reason for such ex