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The Huron Expositor, 1875-07-30, Page 38 TSE 3 0 srra LIVERY. €Fm to if Livery tllo, k hip nu- tsr:n=tit, and ter It ra irs. ;4'. €SRT, ,y c oufti>eteut to ran, and it T. he would, in eces cors to the ae:t'-erotte flat- ,l hint for the g BELL. ll`s Commercial t 1:-i wlinld state . but first-class: ortable, stylish alar en tortlera .ly dealt with. at any of the 'tee and Stables In- tetnent INTEREST, 4ERO-Nr hell, while ,1 land custom- : o ustom-Irro4luding dia. tf ails° intimate •t an.i vest end gal a beautiful ,ry of the latest inti most sari- : arc acknowl- the market,. Natal and tested iron Watch. dug the scrvl('ee practice in the , sc^,tlrtud, ens- ( the Dominion K and Jewelry ,.. Watchmaker. 3504;2 IIERSR IP. Is patron that in big bushiest with him Mr. 'workman, and 1,:1ain€ a. The Q Is & CLUFF, V e increased i'ump Factory r the superior- !. a good supply ELN PUMPS, Factory and ' se Hay Rakes at time for use t'i give iiltisfae- fled to. prices r the business, ai Cistern Fac- 'WILLIAMS. ac- ' ILLIA IS. friendsarid the .:rc.d to fill all. Table Tops <t to Oster, and cannot be , `ailum`s Hotel, N E Y (r(d and r,thors tri plop to the =,tl-s. Logan. & . i fin Irnreerise STOVES/. °t of at her ens- 1.71, ust- ;,ul l°lif:el to 'AUNDRY rt fall working Ironing and ird to. Pardee :writing or Ct•Iit:y a EI ho damped f;Rcticpn c;riar- i Iia!'YTif. For :•th has r pl yrnent of •th,. Lana- t will be EFS kit Ser- i re w trusted caell fits- x;1€3 )I1C'e Save USE. RIU \S. POWDER, Ittopera ea l,+ t til+•i� tins fJ:r.ii,ir•' their t+irL. It will at one- ni- tt, rl the !earnest isn't vicinity, .� ,fsp�ti.ig, 20 tee of ill yrs liar- / for El, &O. e and lot, on te. This is 5. early on al,i.'• try the 'Zurich, 1 'f'ul'l 00.1 hare. e, (shop iaatione, clash worth from in YPIY to "AGE, r for Scaforthr That Bates A'',1 Auld grannie by the ingle sat, Her epees across her nose, An' alegly took the papers up When she had sup't herbrose ; An aye, as on she read air' read,. When some strange news she saw, She li€tit up her hands an' cried— ' Dud, that bates a' !' An' there she learned the French had made A ileein' steam machine, Gould float you o'er the ton, beyond B;dth tiles an' steeples clean. The tale as ye may guess, gied her Auld fashioned faith a tlpraw-- • A fleein' bird. !' granule cried ; 'Dad, that bates al'!' A frothy Column next she e'ed Whaur women's riehts were named, An a' existing politics Were stiffly bann'd an' blamed ; The women soon wad hae their 'vote,' Au' kick the public ba' ' The glaileit sizzles !' grannie cried ; `Dud, that -bates a',' Next carne a learned paragraph. Aboot te buried rocks, , Whilde It the story o' the 'flood' Some d operate hard, heid knocks ; In Pack. the truths recorded there Gied Moses' dates a threw, ' Whit ! Genesis a book o' lees ? 'Pod, that bates a' !' An' faurer on, she read o' yin--- ProfessdrTyndall ca'd--. Howbe had Iced the Bible Boon, Au' a the straucht lines thraw'd, len' oauldly th'reepit man was made 0' bottled gasses. sma' ' ' Whit ! an a aortic 7' grannie Dod, chat bates a'!' An', och, wee bit faurer on The aw u' fack Che e'ed, That forie ri folks, an' folks at hame, Were g un to burn the deid, When grannie she discover'd this, Withoo' a word o' blew, She lou it tae her feet, an' cried, 'Lord, that bates a'!' An' still, again, 'twas news tae her floo spirits whiles cam' back, An' free some corner in the dark Gied auld-kent freens their crack ; An' boo fr deils an' flick -like trash They didna mind a straw ; The Lord be wi' us !' grannie cried— ' Weel, that bates a'!' cried— An' this, 1Ln' mair, auld grannie read, The hallf o' whilk was Dutch Tae her ald-fashioned held, my sang ! An' nearly burst her u etch, At length she faulded by hef• specks, An' crap tae bed awe'; An' mum ult a' nicht thro' her dreams, 'Pod, that bates a'!' Anecdote of the Iron Duke. It was proposed to him to pur- chase a .arm in the neighborhood of Strathfieldsaye, which lay contiguous to his estate, and was, therefore, a valu- able accquisition, to which he assented. When the purchase was completed, his `steward congratulated him Upon having had such a bargain, as the seller was in difcultict and was forced to part with it, "What do you mean by a bargain?" said the Duke., The other replied, " 1 t was valued at £1,100, and we have got it for £800," "In that case," said the Duke, " you will please to carry the ex- tra £300 to the late owner,, and never talk to me of cheap land again," A foolish woman in society once asked the Duke to give her an account of, the 1u.ttle of Waterloo, " Oh," he replied, "lit is very easily done. We pummeled them, they pummeled as, and I suppose we pummeled hardest, so we gamed the day," The Duke on one occasion told this story of himself ;• " When I went to Ox - f rd as Chancellor, I was very much puz- zedd, when they told me I was to make a Latin speech at the inauguration, Now, any speech is difficult, but a Latin one was impossible so in this dilemma I ap- pliedto my physician, as most likely, from his: pres criptions, to know Latin, and he made me a speech;, which answer- ed very. well, I believe .it was a very good eh, but I dill not know much of tl a matter." It was remarked. that neither of our .two sovereigns who had cast visited Bruss is ever went to inspect the field of Water o. Victoria probably was afraid of giving offence to the French, who might have put some impertinent con- structions onstructions on her visit. The Duke said, "George EIV. slid form the project, and ordered his carriage for that purpose ; but in the morning he was seized with a fit of collo, and did not afterward find an opportunity to make the excursion." A. Clergyman Repulsed., The baleful influence of' the Beecher trial has destroyed the confidence hither- to reposed in the cloth. In the rural districts this effect iss alarmingly notice- able, 04. Sunday last this district de- prived an estimable Westchester' matron of the opportunity to her most dear, of attending divine service in the church of her choice. The scene is a pleasant little villagenot many milers from ;Mount Kisco, and the minister fwd. the lady are near neighbors, their respective residences be- ing separated only by the width of the main strut, The minister is middle aged, good. natured and a favorite; It was his custom every Sunday to give his estimable pariehion r a seat in the family carriage, so that she might not have to walk half a mile to church. On Sunday the dominie's carriage drew up in front of the door. She was waiting, andbustling down, prepared to get in, declining the parson's proffered aid, Suddenly she noticed that he was alone, " Where is your wife?" the asked abruptly. " She is not well enough to itzo to chrirch to -day," was the reply, ' VV here is'your• daughter," was the next query, and the answer was, " She stayed at borne to take care of her mother," An instant of hesitation fol= lowed. Then the lady turned her back upon her pastor, saying, " I guess I won't go to chnech with you ; there is so much scandal about nowadays.' She is ninety years of fgc. My Hay -Fork Experience. I was in the field, two years ago, just after haying, when a man drove up and wished to know if I would like to buy a hay -fork. I said, " No ; the haying sea- son is over," Well, his fork was just as hgood for getting iii grain as hay. But I ad very little grain, and, besides, my barn was not conveniently arranged for using a bay -fork, He would like to show me the'fork and take a look at my barn. The fork was a queer looking thing, the shape of an old-fashioned sugar tongs. " Why, my dear sir, your barn is a splen- did one for using a horse -fork in ; just let me put one of mine up." No ; I would rather wait until another year. ' Now I'll tell you what I will - will hang a fork ,and wait for you it next year, and if you ; do not lik need not keep it. The price, inc apes, la iia `.x'23.' Very well, you c one up on your own responsibilit. e put it up. 'The next year 1 use Woad a few tons of hay, and then it into the peak of the barn, th say until the inventor should corn few days my hay snow began to ike a chimney, and I was compel brow most of it out again. Afte ing the gentleman came. "How c like the hay -fork ?" Don't like - worth a cent. I get my hay in to leo use a hay -fork ; it packs the h olid. " That is strange ; however a my bill ; hope you will like t. better next year," -But you put fork on your own responsibility, was not to take it if it did no " Not a bit of it you must take he a fool I don't do business i way." _Zeing rather a peaceable and havin ► never yet , fallen in hands of a lawyer. I paid the bill. • Bob Whipple's' Clircu low a First -Class Equestrian `Ex, tibition Was Closed by the .Civil Rights . aw, " So you have broken up your -lrcus ; ow dirt that happen ?" " Well, sir, all of us . boys h $ got Cave to lav©, our circus n the yard. We had a doorkeeper at t alley gate, and charged two pins a tick rt, but we didn't allow no deadhead ; onl if .a }iursie brought a baby -we didn't s harge or the baby. All of us blacke . ,some ung, some played on the bone,, some ere horses and I was a clown." You must have made a nice•1 • wn." "I did that ; all the boys said I was Iully., Then we bad a dog tha could Ii) on his hind feet and march like a oldier, and he jumped through th hoop, o, . The house --tat is the yell was rowded, and we struck two ewers of ins every time, We got better a • d bet- er, plenty of glowed up people ea Ile, and e was making a first-rate seas•r, you et." "rWhy didou quit? Did you •� arrel among yourselves ?" - ` " Well, sir, I'll tell you. You I know unt Margaret;? No, of cours -, you on't. Well, she's a big, fat, �.l red oman, with r;ve or six ragged an d rty ittle children. She liVes in a !al Cry oom, and coukllook down if she a, ted o do it ; bat she wasn't satisfied j ' i h a allery seat, leastwise her childre as - 't. They came around and- tried o get nto the circus with the white eo;rle, hrongh the old ba ging, you l kn, we ad on one side. Well, the doo . e e per sked them ten pins ; .but this w f • my n excuse, you know, and they n t ave any ten pins, and so they h: t go way, But Aunt Margaret she h • r r all rom the gallery, and she came do i in he greatest t age, < She says, ' W , t r ou can, you white -trash, by 'fusing t • let y chillun into yo' dhow ?- ' Pins : ood s you, and dey is as good as yo nd e law is made for them as well .' s for j you ; and you . ain't so pitche w' ite ourselves, for you has gone and ac L ed our face to ekalize yourself with a ig ger.' " ! " We said we wasn't goin' to et no colored persons in without they p. d up o ten pins at the door, Then unt pIargaret came down from the al cry and said, 'Look a here, white • y ., is ou gwine to let my chillun in I'rn iving here, I pays my rent, and y is on my primissis, and I'M titled , o see all dat comes into dis yard. I'm •n . de free lies, I am, an' dose chillun - oo. a ow, I just want to know if y can come in on de free Liss or no, I a you nee,' We got mad and said we ould 't allow no niggers, without the, ' went p to thegalleryy. Then she s s, ' I ask you twice.' One of the ride : curs- ed her, and one of the horses th w an oyster shell at her. She says, I ask You three times, but she didn't w. it for an answer, She just run at the b ggin g that was propped up, She . k oeked over the box and scattered the pin , She Stuck her old wooly head throw h the papered hoop that was just ready or the dog, and in less than three minut s she had 'broke up everything, and rained our dressing room and all other ings. We pitched into her, of :course, a d her little darkeys, The horses and riders and the clown, and the dog barke and •an around, and some of the people helped us ; but she made a bull • fight, though we tore off a heap of her clothes,. and her, children screamed, too, We didn't mean to hurt them bad you know, but we were real mad, I t •11 you that: So she got back on the allery, and the children got there too, nd we aw her coming out with a slop, e fell pack into the alley, and there as a mind like a thundergust, We neva r went back to fix up our gent." . o.? I o .try ty�ou using u put So it to hoist - re to In mike ed l to y- o ou ; lot gr en hre e f''rk p he an I s it. tli t man, o the To Remove Foreign Bodies The Eye. A medical correspondent of the makes a suggestion which ma 'useful on emergency to some readers. He says ; "In conseq the difficulty I experienced in re, from a patient a portion of steel it in the cornea, which did not yic spud or needle, scene other means moving became neceseery. Dr white silk had suggested itself to was wound round a thin piece of so as to completely envelope. i -This soft application was brushe i'backward and forward horizontals ;the part of the cornea where the substance seemed fixed,, To my •ishnient it was at once entangled delicate but :strong meshes of th Rand was withdrawn with the ease, caught by the saule Agen Lin turning steel at a lathe, suede ;that a portion had entered his ey !went at once to a surgeon, who, w most skilful manipulation, failed tract the same, saying it would sot out of itself. The nextmorning tient saw me, having suffered ti 'since the accident, and On the' fi Ipiication the portion of steel v 4 tracted. • ro Jane Prove ,ori snce f 'movie bede d to a, of re soft, e, an d wood, end. once over oreign aston- by the silk, eatest eman, y felt e th the to ex- work lie pa- werely st hp - as ex- Magruder's ,Goat. Mrs. Magruder's baby is carrier out by the nurse now, since the accident to its carriage. ,Magruder thought it w uld be a good idea to have a tame goat . 'o pull ?at the coach,' and he bought one fc r that i I,purpose ; but one day the goat r et an - 'other goat that differed from im in [politics or religion, and each tun ertook Ito.cenvince the other by jamming him in !the skull. Every time Magrude 's goat (would rear up preparatory to ma' ing a !lunge forward, vlagruder's baby would !lurch over backward, and when Magru !der's goat struck the other goat, the con- cussion would shake the milk in the -baby's stomach into butter. And someti es the other goat would aim at Magnider's'go t, whiel would dodge, rind then the oth 'r goat 'ould plunge h foremost into t e coac and smash the baby up in the mo t frigh ful manner. And in the midst of the e•ntest a couple of dogs joined in, and s a ruder's goat backed off and tilt thee ac into the gutteri and the do bitui is ouud hind of g`eneralfty, woi snap+t I e boat and cause it to whi 1 arou •d j =t in time for the bite, until t last t 'e At got disheartened aid spry g throe h t e fence, leaving'the `coach n the dshe ide, and it struggled frantically to ea•p bile the othergoat crowd d up ag. u: the baby in oder to avoid t re dogs an. finally knocked the belly out, and •ut+ • the coach to a linters. They say • e ay Mrs. Magruder eyed Magru- der t t t ; ternoon, when they brought the baby • o mutilated and and dishevels was : m i ly awful to ehold ; but s e didn' s • =ak to him for week, and e had t is ten her down iby buying h r an 6 re 1. feather for her winter hat. The at : s still at large.{ Anybody who wanthi can have hireI�free ' of charge. Mag d: doesn't recognize the animal when • e eets him upon the street. -- Ma ; de er, s y traveli g from New York to Bostr, a short ti a agr, took her seat in a a ng room car, the only men - pan f "hich wer two entlemen. One was ok ' g the they eld a fresh and unli d cigar just read to apply the mat- he fair t avel r did not like the • pr •f smoke, and alinly remarked alou tha this was the drawing room car, id they would please find the smolt ' g •ar' forwa d, fothe smoke was very offe 11 sive to I ere The gentlemen rem d he obnoxious weeds, but look- ed a re •• ely seriou about it, and had a wor Or t o with- the conductor when that tin ifonary entered. He mildly re- quest'ki he lady to, step into another ear, Of: he was comfortably seated and decli ed •o move. By and by other gen- Vern rt tie peered and ; addressed the won be smoker as " Mr. President," and Oren at last some one let drop the mys c w rd " Grant " the obtuse but weft -.tea • ing dame recognized her com- pany!, an , summoning the conductor, sough an • ther car, SP IAL BM?GAINu F H A UI D wring thll Fruit i3'eaeon at R A L 84, PAVEY' Goo e Do ivorod in TownFree of Charge. 0 S II LU CHA S -HARDWARE T RECEIVED, A LARGE sTogx OF zng Hardware, Which will be sold as AS OY IN TOWN. FENCING WIRE A SPECIALITY. JOIN KIDD BUY ER, BUTTER WARD CASH GOOD BUTTER ANY QUAINITITIES, Pai Highest •ice in Money. 39 ODERICH STREET, Seaforth. voildpan Orley at a LOW RATE or INTER - ST. piths on Farm or Villa e Property. r quiring money sh uld apply to him. BLACK GRENADINES AT ROGER$'. STRIPED GRENADINES AT ROGERS'. LA% STRIPED MUSLIMS A'r ROGERS'. LAG ; STRIPED_ MUSLINS AT ROGERS', B E PIQUES AT ROGERS'. L RIOG4.N HOSIERY AT ROGERS'. kr ROGERS'. AT ROGERS'. B A 'K CASHMERES AT MOURNING GOODS AT ROGERS', INS E ,YOUR PROERTY A D YOUR LIVES. ALSO AGENT FOR ; The sett s Provincial Inisursuce Company— The N. °stern Insurance Conpany, of Toronto— The sole ed Risk Insurance Cempany, of Terms a reasonsble as offered by any other agent doin business for reliable Companies. 0 CE ver Strong ii4 Faialey's Grocery Store, al Street, Seaforth. 252 BLACK GRENADI ES AT ROGERS'. INES LAWN STRIPED USLINS Air ROGERS'. LACE STRIPED M SLINS AT ROGERS'. WHITE PIQUES AT ROGERS'. BALBRIGGAN HOS ERY AT ROGERS'. CHEAP PARASOLS AT ROGERS'. CHEAP STJNSHAD BLACK CASHMER • AT ROGERS'. AT ROGERS'. MOURNING' GOODS AT ROGERS'. OTED FOR CHEAP PRINTS 'AT ROGERS'. TTON YARN, COTTON YARN, In WHITE, BLUE, DRANOE and l?ED. ARPET WARP, CAR.PET WARP, In ORANGE, GREEN, RED BLUE and WHITE, AT THE SIGN OF THE GOLDEI4 LION. LGAN & MIESON. A GOOD INDICATION. A a result of Good Busineao, the subscriber has recently been obliged' to veil much enlarge his -4-1- yr oes, whieh are now filled with a very larg e Stock of the most desirable grader) of NEW TEAS, INCLUDING JAPANS, YOUNG EYSONS, GUNPOWDER, BLACK AND COLOGNE, SUGARS. Si3otch Refined, Liverpool Refined, Cuba and Demerara, White Ground and Block Lump. TOBACCOS. ALL THE' BEST BRANDS IN SMOKING AND CHEWING LIQUORS. IAN Whiskey and all Imported Liquors purchased in Bond and sold pare as usual. A full ply of General Groceries and Provisions, all of which will be sold at very fun all profit. CIL() VER, TIMOTHY,/ and °THEE, FIELD SEEDS IN SEASON. JAMES MURPHY Chequered Store, Seaforth. PA FOR THE WAPM WEATHER. ASOLS SUNSHADES, LINEN 1)RESSES, FRENCH MUSLINS, GRENADINiESI ISSUE SHAW S GRENADINE SHAWLS, &C. Hats, Dolly Vardens, Riverside, Opera, Rustic, CARLIST, BLANCHE. ALBERTA. At WILLIAM HILL'S, Oppoite Commercial Hotel, Seaforth, 10 1)1 RE FRESH GROCERIES AT G MURRAY'S. GREAT BARGAINS IN TEAS ands of Gunpowder Tea for $8 50, worth $1 per pound ; 10 pounds of Young Hyson Tea for $7 ; 10 pont& of Young Hyson B. P. Tea for $7—you can have from 5 to 10 lhs. at these priess. Tobaccos Sagars Dried Apples ''Oat, Meal Corn Meal, HIGHEST PRICE ALLOWED FOR BUTTER AND EGGS. GIVE US A CALL. G. MIJII,RAY, Next Door to Strong & Fairley's. Who Wants eeds ? JUST ARRIVED AT IMOUR AND SEED STORE, A Large Quantity of Choice Clover, Timothy, Taire Ritn,garian Aid all kinds of Field and Garden Seeds. LOTS OF FRE H Groceries and rovisions ALWAYS 1N STOCK. All will be;a6ld at tie Lowest Prices, Give us a call before 76a purchase.claewhere. !T OMAS LEE. THE SEAFORTH CApRIAGE Pit,ILLM AN Co., AVIIiLE returning thanks r the liberal pat- ronage they have reeeiv,ed. Mee 00111Meiglittg business in Seaforth, would s ate that they are now prepared to furnish DOUBLE AND SINGLE BUGGIES AND f .DEMOORIATS • Which, for :style and 3teellenee of workmanship and material, cannot he sulept„ssed by any other establishment In the Provinde. They are practical workmen, devote their per- sonal Attention to their businees, and as they GIVE THEM TRIAL Toni -RING PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO, AND CHARGES MODERATE. DOMINION BO BIOCky WILLIAM LIOTT PEGS to inform the pub c generally that he nag opened a Book an StationerY Store to the front of the -Dominion Telegr ph Office, Where an aseortment el tioo in the above line will be kept eonstaiitlY on hand, SCHOOL OK% BLANK BOOKS, WALL PAPER, WINDO BLINDS, AGAZINES, 'NEWSPAPERS, &O. TEE HURON CARRIAGE FAOTORY4 TTAS now on hand and in coarse of construction BUGGIES, DEMOCRAIT WAGONS, AND PHAETONS TheSe vehicles are well ma4, handsomely fini. lobed and warranted to run eftay, and -will he Bold cheap for cash or on short time{ Are toe well and favorably knokvit to require puff ing. Ile has a number of his beat on hand now and they will be sold cheap. _REPAIRING DONE AS USUAL Rernember the old stand : Arum Road, °pp site linox's Hotel, Seaforth. THE HURON PLAtTlIC MILL ^" huffiness in the Shop tely occupied by 13eit. 1111tEG to announce that they have CO)31131612 Martin, and are now prepar fill orders for Sashes, Doors, Mir lifouldingi, And all kinds of planchimber. ALSO LATH LAT SHINGLES. CHEESE BOXES AN SETTERS FARM GA.TES, HAY ACKS, A good stock of Seasoned,Limber on hand, Factory and Lumber Yard on Goderich street,. near Main street. , scion. Jig Sawing and Custom Pitt ing neatly done. NEW PHOTOGRAPO GALLERY Ts now better prepared t E R -I- patrons with a real, gen eviifeer-liket° furablibt Photograph or 4Inhrotype, A few of those superior S 101-00