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:t€.. fie., Physician, 81111:1001141111
r, Seaforth, Ont. Office unci
t of (xoclerieh Street, first dour
:°ian; Church. 342
;cowrth (late of Ca ro
the County of Perth. Office and
a .nson brother.:Hardware Store
Et DR. EING'S office will be st-
ir
night.
E, M. D., C. M, Physicia t Si
Coroner for the ('cunt, of gn
ecce, corner of Market and High;
he Planing Mill.
(tivaluate of McGill Univers
eal,) Coroner for the County tie
-Next door to Calder Brothers
and opposite McC'al unt°s hotel, -
forth,, near the Railway Station.
G. BULL,
URGEON,Dentist, :&e .Seaforth,
Ontario. Plate work, latest
tries, neatly executed. All stir-
ieai operations performed with.
` thele. Fees as low as can be ob-
Office hours from S 'A. M. to.5
ver Mr. A. G. McDougall's Store,:-
370
['ELL, V. A.,: Licentiate and prize.
txtell -Uni er'.ity, _Ithaca, N.Y., and
itario Veterinary College, Toronto,.
2auently in Varna, w herehe will be
l:
willing to at neat to all • kinds of
funds of annuals tnlati excepted),.
K -Bather, and at all hours. .Resi
I. two doors reset of Gook's Zero;.
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▪ SURGEON --D. MeNAUGHT,
urrotunling country that he has -
diploma of the Ontario Veterian
. now prepared to treat diseases
a all domestic animals. He
conneetion with his horse-
itete he v. ill. be found aeady to at-
Diseaees of the feet specially at-
idence. otikc and shop in the rear
',Yates mew store. All kinds of Vet -
nes kept coustantly on hand.
able. 229
RiLL, Veterinary .Surgeon„ (raero-
Ontario Veterinary College,) begs
Seaforth. and may at all times be
diseases ed lierses. Cattle, &n,
Mettles constantly on land, All
ended to. Office, at Mansion
273
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Solicitor, Wingham, has been ap-
Oa for the Colonial Securities Com -
• he is also Agent for several pri-
; of Toronto., who Joan Money at
e rates. Interest payable yearly
.:.- Law, Solicitars in Chancery and
otaries Public and Cenveyancers,
ae R. C. Bank, Seaforth. Agents for
e Assurance Compton-,
tiO to head at 8 per cent. Farms,
ts for sale. 6a
MEIER, Barristere and Attorneys
licitors in Chancery and Insolvency,
Notaries Public, etc. Ofticee—Sea-
at Eight per cent. Interest, payable
IER, Barrister, Attorney fn Ohane-
„ Goderich., Ont. Officer -over S. C.
-Emperium, Market &Imre. 26.c.
detieln
DANIEL MOD •ALD,
ea ta state to his old friends and.
Ling publie, that he has leased the
()envied by Mr. MURRAY, and
au as the DOWNEY HOUSE, and
re continuauce of the patronage
•etowed upon him during his many
tote' business. Every comfort and
ill be provided for travellere. The
as and Cigare only kept in the Bar..
ecliablehostler ai ways in attendance.
THOMAS KNOX', Proprietor.
7OSTER begs to inform hia old
=r1 the traveling public. that he has
ay hotel, adjoiniug the Post Office
aa he hes the very best aceontraoda-
eed beast. The best of liquors and
THOMAS FOSTER.
PS LIVERY AND SALE STABLES.
Merray're Hotel, Seaforth. Good
ries.% Conveyeneee always unhand.
'see. and Comfortable Vehicles, always
evoraide Arrangements made with
1-tti-allers. All enters left at litiox's
Sanarae4:—Third door North of
THOMAS BELL, Proprietor.
P. BRINE;
LI AUCTIONEER for the County. of
1 Saks attended in all [parte of the
,1 orders left at the Exettemate. Office
attended to.
E. LUSBY,
ALTTIONEER for the County of
!ales attended in parts of the COM-
iS !mak personally eraeut Seaforth
.1,11. be promptly atlended to. 327
DOM INION
MAN has pieuatire in annonnebag
ATI -1 ROOMS
'n amt. comfortable bath may be had
NG AND- HAIR DRESSING
yies. He is also pre ntred to takein
ES' HAW COM H.Ni1S,
hem straiethiened am „ worked into
kt seeable.
GENTS' WIGS
• ahorte 4. notice at less
ectfully
WM. NEWMAN.
an city
Iltiude, and. iu endless. variety at
WHITNEI S,
alas Block, "Main street, Seafurth.
COAL OIL,
cheap, wiaaeade and retail at Mrs.
4STOM WORK
• 'promptly attended ta and. neatly sae -
PUNCH ON ADULTERATION.
apt adulteration
Our tradesmen now exult ;
They'd kill the English. Nation,
; Both infant- and adult.
In trade what lots of trickery
, In ale how little malt !
e coffee's full of chiccory,
The beer is fall of salt.
Xatrition for the armory,
1 For babies plump and areh, ,
Tutus out upon. a cursory
Inspection to be—starch,
Are starch without the blue ;
But where the deuce will he go
Who dares such things to dO ?
'What though mad' has led list
, Of traders of renown ? I
Even a Moscow medalist
The analyst runs doWn.
And 0 how sad. to utter
, The statement Punch has seen,
That even best fresh butter
la made from butterine ?
The tamthful grocer non eat—
Alas ! his frauds arh gross ;
Neither is v-initr honest 4
Nor brewer, inter nos.
It you would wear gray locks on
Brains that with age won't fail,
Grow your oWn sheep and oxen,
Amlibrew your own good ale.
Gen. Butler Makes a boast of belong-
ing the 6ock eye sian race. --Graphic.
--,The old-fashioned women's crusade
—A boy's head and fine-teoth comb.
—An accomplished optician suggests
to the opponents of corporal punishment
-that the place for ” pupils" is under the
—When a woman blushes and weeps,
s can She be said to raise a hue and cry ?
A Kentucky farmer says that 'three
good. bull -dogs roaming the yard nights
will do more to keep a man honest than
all the talkina in the world.
—A Nevata paper says : " There was
no regular trial in the case of John Flan-
dera yesterday. Be had an interview in
-the woods with a few friends, hoviever,
and it is perfectly certain that John
won't burgle any more."
—An Illinois boy rubbed arsenic on
his teeth, so that he could bite his fath-
er in the leg and dose him when the old
'mart hauled him over his knee.
—The latest dodge 'of a San Francisco
chiropodist is to exhibit a small boy and
announce that he has been successfully
removed from a corn.
--In Ottawa, if a man cheats at Cro-
quet, the young ladies caress the flange
of his ear with a mallet.
—A Virginia Sheriff asked. a murderer
if he wanted to make a speeeh on the
gallows, and. the man replied : " Guess
not ; it looks like rain, and. I don't want
to get wet ; go on with you &angina."
—The fool seeketh to pia a fly from a
mule's hind -leg. The wise man letteth
out the job to the lowest bidder.
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" Thou desireat to becom a Granger ?"
"I do," replied the candid te, as he p'ek-
ect the hay seed out of his hair with one
hand, and felt for the mar -a of the rla
with the either, while the to nabers sang—.
A d with the Granger stand,
With monopolists on a irdiron,
And a pitchfork in my hand."
Granger ?" " that I may sell whealt at
$4 per bu4hel, and buy fai ning mills. at
corn-juicei You may sit down." I .he
immediately rose again, w en he disci v -
eyed that he was sitting on a beg of
thistles. , " That," said his highn ss,
is to learnl you to look out for sharp rs.
You will i now pull off yo ir boots! nd
stand on your head," and he can.di te
was inverted while the Champlain w h -
ed the harms of his 7:40 feet, and he
Gate -keep r kindly eut his toe nails th
his hay knife. The Guide then bro ht
in an old tin pail, which E !suppose p-
resented a plow, hitched 4im to it, nd
trotted 14ra seven times around he
. mantic stoiry accounts for
Con of Sa4dish turnip into
Mr. Mille was an'eminent
Dunafxies, Ru Scotland. II
sailor in his youth, and h
been wrecked upon a lee s
er he conceived
uld be moved by
thing to have
res. He carried
with padd es which could.
execution and built a yes
means of windlass. This
was refused. He then offered it
Charles X
it, and in
farmer wi
diamonds.
paper in wl
wrapped.
his farm, and the result was Swed
turnips or trutabagas. Th we owe t
valuable Sot, or at least oi r knowle
be a good
ship that c
that disas
off lee sh
he intro
mat Brit
farmer, n
had bee
d, of cour
ore. Fr
addles wo
ic-
n.
ar
a
a
ld
hen cruis'ng
his idea to
el fitted. p
he offered to
by which it
to
II. of Sweden, ho accep ed
return present &the Sco ch
In the box w s a piece of
'eh a few -smal seeds w re
These Mr. Mill r sowed u on
sh
is
ge
upon a lee shore.
THE RE ARD OF PERSEVERENCE.— n
instance o " destiny." Notlong ago an
English m hanic having inly used all
his ingenuity in endeavorin to get hi a
wife, advertised for one '" a fit bf es -
pair. He was profoundly earnest, nd
so was the dame who res nded. T ey
met, but Whether it waS e' color of er
hair, or the shape of her nose, or , er
dispositio , is not said--bu he didn't all
again,' va ing the form of his annou ce-
ment, and when he had an answer w ut
to see hi correspondent th a h- rt
beating high With hope.
A third. time he wooed f
differentlY, worded be
reached the appointed plac
't*as She
las! Ile fo' nd
lement. He
es -
he
ed
Crushed to t&e. earth,
—" Now is the time for roasting -ears,"
writes a rural editor. lie should carry tiny Was
convinced like Mr. Swiveller, that
full of staggers, he smiled
convened, and meekly at last wed
" Change cars 1 what• a city boot- the deterhained. woman. •
a sun umbrella.
black said to a countryman, the other
day, when he had finished blacking one
of his broaans.
—A Allanthropist suggests that it
who are o posed to " commonr trees
would lower the price of small coffins plants,— eaning, of course-, our na
ta muzzle the boys during green•lappk species.—thight lay the paper -away
seaeon. - this pomt as I intend to hand in my
—Some. one wrote to HoraCe Greeley perienoe iela this very subject. Ha
inquirindif guano was good to put on imbibed the idea at a veryiearly age
all kinds bf nuts are exceedingly pa
potatoes. He said it might do for those I appropriate, fo long w.
whose tastes had become vitiated with selected a low ece of gro
tobacco and. rum, but he preferred gravY
and butter. y a stream of wpter and
able and,
evenings
—A farmer gives this bit of advice, I set out the following : helibarks
which contains a good hint : " If you can nuts, persimmons, ve te wall;
want the boys to stay on the farm, don't chinquapi s and hazel nu s. Now
bear on too hard when the boy- is turn- eome of t em are just coming into b
jug the ,grind -stone. mg, and th chestnuts an
My dear," said a wife, looking up -nnts on the higher ground
from her newspaper, " what is the dif- of a lemons yield, myanat
• ion' ?" " Oh!" responded' the husband,
it is simply the difference between u
" and the same difference exists in your
answer, which is more ingenious than in-
genuous."
—A timid man wants to know " how
to tell a mad dog." We don't know
Ishat lae wants to tell him but the safest
way would be to communicate with the
dog in writing. Send the letter from. a
gun in the shape of wadding, followed by
a small shot to see if he gets it.
—"Haven't I got a better undershirt
than this ? it's, split clear down. the
back,' is what a Tipton man snarled at
his -wife Sunday morning. And. when
the lady looked'in and saw her indig-
nant huahand standing' with his arms
run down the legs of his drawers, arid
looking for some place to put his head
through, she shrieked and ran out of the
. room to conceal her emotion.
—A 'youno- man last night while call -
&fin the study of astronomy. Just as
he had almost succeeded in showing her
where the new luminary was, his arth
accidently dropped around her waist.
She disengaged it with more force than
he thought was necessary, and sharply
observed. " You can't cornet over me
in that way, sir !" Sinaular as it -.may
seem, that young raan eas lost his inter-
est in the study of astronomy.
initiating a Granger.
The members all wore pumpkin vine
regalia", and f noticed a turnip in place
of a watch sticking out of the pocket of
the worthy scribe, or secretary, while a
cucumber for a charm depended from a
chain. Presently ithe Guide entered
with a halter in his hand announcing a
candidate for admission.
" Have you explored the candidate ?"
inquired his Highness the Master. " I
have," replied the Guide. " Did you
find any signs of Agriculture upon. him ?"
raises corn on hiS toes ; he has a turn -up
nose, and a strawberry on hiS arm.'
Anything more ?" His nos6 is also a
little reddish." 'Then it should be pulled
out like other radishes. But this is not
his finger nails and has a plaster on his
back." " How much did he pay per ton
for his plaster ?" "He 1)6110:tit from the
monopolists for $6.50 1" " Is he willing
to pay the Grangers $6.90 for the same ?"
He is." Then admit him, for such
Dlen are getting scarce." -
The Guide retired, but soon returned
leading a blindfolded candidate behind
him, with his h.alter. - The Gate keeper
followed well armed. In his belt glitter-
ed a huge hay knife, and in his hand he
carried a pitch fork, which he applied so
vigorously to the rear of the candidate,
that the would-be granger danced along
like a hen turkey on a hot griddle. The
esaadidate stood before the Master.
English
tors do net seem. to laugh at my sp
thrift ways as frequently as when I
ers
iv e
at
ex-
ing
at
at -
ter
nd
ere
pe-
ts,
hat
ar-
al-
se
nd-
set
THE BEAFORTH
BER VAitD
EG to inform the public that they han re
moved their Lumber Yard. to the lot bet een
the Merchatits Salt Company's Works andl ar-
They will keep constantly on hand a good as ort-
ment of ALL KINDS OF LUMBER, dressed and
undressed. 'Also, LATH AND SHINGLES- 11 of
which they prepared to sell at the lowest • ssi-
ble prices, I, r Cash. Also, on hand any qur
of the best ACTON LIME.
Builders and others will find it to thei van
tap to inspect our stock, find uncertain our p 'cos
before purchasing elsewhere, as tin are in a pos tion
to offer good inducements to cash purchasera.
EGG EMP
RI U
THE HURON EXPOSITOR.
A SPLENDID 'ASSORTMENT
OF AYING TOOLS.
TWO PAR LOADS BEST AMER OAN CUT NAIL
Direct from Pittsburg, Pa:
MICHIGAN CULTIVATO
The Best in Use.
SOLE AGENTS FOR THE WELL-KNOWN ELEPHANT WHITE LEAD
BUY NO OTHER.
Al CAR LOAD AMERICAN CALCINED PLASTER Direct ro a Clwyd Rapids, Michigan.
WM.
SOMETHING OF IMPORTANCE THAT EVERYBOD
THAT
OHN S. ROBERTS' DR
SHOULD KNOW I
UG STORE
IS DIRECTLY OPPOSITE THE MANSION HOTEL, SEAFORTH.
THE DYE STUFFS SOLD AT ROBER
ARE GUARANTEE
Of the First Quality and as Low in Price as at any
JUST RECEIVED, A LARGE QUANT
AT
TY OF
BOBthtTS' DRUG STORE, M4.IN STREE
S' DRUG STORE
other place in Town.
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PURE PARIS GREEN
SEAFORTH.
'zIrnrab ariaans Bio
GRASS SCYTHES, FORKS AND RAKES
A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF
co
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OD
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The sub. eriber hereby than ei his num rons
to meiit their confidence and tr ae in the fut re.
Having greatly enlarged his prerniseS d ing
the winter,1 he is now prepared o pay the
IGPIEST CAS PRI E
Otte
EGG EA PORIUM,
Mai Street, Sea orth:
Waated by the subscriber 25 tons of goo dry
clean WH AT STRAW.
SEAPOR 11, March 18, 1874. 328
INPORPORATION NOTICE. C.-4
THE Municipal Cetaneil of thre Village of SEA- H
-I- FORTH hereby give notice that they will apply = cn
to the Governor -in -Council. after the expirat ou of Z
tin.ee months from the first insertion of this otice
dea the name of Seaforth, and thefollowing limits C) ri
are inten d to be included therein: 25 acr s, be-
MeKillop ; 100 aeres, being Lot 26, Con. 1,11 cEil-
lop ; 50 acres, being S. half Lot 27, Con. 14 dill -
lop ; 25 acres, being .N W. corner of Lot 94 on. 1,
Tackersinith, extending to Railroad ; 100
N. half Let 12, Con. 1 Tuckersmith; 25 ae
ing S. E. corner Lot 12, Con. 1, Tuckersmi
acres behhe E. half Lot 11, Con. 2, Tucker
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acres,
es, be -
10 acres, being S. W. corner Lot 11, Con. , Tuck-
Tuckersna'ith; 30 acres, being N. E. co ra Lot
11, Con. Tnekersnaith, extending east to est -50
rods, end natending north to south 06 s ; JO
acres, be N W. corner Lot 10, Con. 3, cher-
smith, ex ending west east to 16,1- rods, d ex-
tending n rth, to south 96 rode.
JAMES BENSON, eeve.
WM EL IOTT, Clerk.
Dated t e 4th day ot June D. 1874.
389-13
ONEY ADVANCED
ON Mortgage Security,.in
such periods, and repayti
as the ap lioant may desire.
ble Mich Manner
pply to
'MALL, Seaforth.
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`TYAI O Y
FOR
FINE FLAVORED IFEA AND COFFEE
LAID
AW'S IS THE PLACE.
WE GIVE THE BEST THAT MONEY CAN PROCURE.
Just Received, a Choice L
M. ROBERTSON,
CABINET MAKER AND UNDERTAKER,
Johnson's Old Stand,
Main street, Seaforth, has now on hand a good
assortro,ent of
Which he can flunish cheaper than they can be
got elsewhere.
SUGAR
TWELVE
POUNDS FOR $1.
:20: tit% zaco
THE BE1 HIV
HAS JUST
Another Lot of
Consisting of Teas, from 404 to
the market; Curra
CEIVED
resh Groceries
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENT,
Sewing Machine, and
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
11 TT M
SEWING MACHINE DEPARTMENT.
I take pleasure in stating io the publie. that I
shall at all times hare a stool; of all the different
kinds of Sewing Machines, with their varied pro-
tentions to merit, that thert chasers may be able
to suit themselves at one est ablishment, withopt
inconvenience. The whole ace of the count2q
has been, and still is, freqrented by transient
persons. My object is to caution the public
against buying anything but standard Machinee,
and of Reguler Established ents, who eau al-
ways be fotinal, and whose w tit and guarantee
can be relied on, and if the p chaser is not -suited.
with the kind they think theyi want, they tan have
the privilege or changing it fox any other. We
have at all times a new eat a fresh stock of the
Florence and. Webster Mali es, as -well as all the
other standard makes4 which can be paid for on
very easy terms, or if not natisfactory, can be
changed for any other that I a.y be desired.
0. C. WILASON
Can defy the -world on Musical Instruments, both
in Price and Quality, he, clarinet be surpassed.
The manufacturers of Instrainents which he sells
have a reputation that dare not be questioned.
He sells for no second-clas. firms. The Mathu- .
shek ana Steinway Piano: .e 'ince, Mason & Ham-
lin, and Estey Organs and M dodeons,
Such as Straw Cutters, ain Crushers, Root
Gutters, Sewing Machines 14 Horse Powers, AU
of the best, always on help.'
IRON HARROWS.
Now is the time to purchase
1 per pound ; SuOrS, all grades—try them ; Tobaccos, the best in
CANNED G ODS IN
From the best A
A lot of Westphalia HAM f r sale cheap. Al
ENDLESS VARIETY
erican Packers.
o SMOKED SHOULDERS and DRIED BACA.
FLOUR OD FEED
Always on hand, from the we -loicav 1,of .TAS. P. KENDALL & Co. Customers can rely
getting Flour as represented, a we keep no other liaand—the A No. 1.
Parties wishing to sow BUCKWHEAT can be sitpplied from us, as we have a large stock on ha
Also a few pounds of Turnip Sebd in Swede, Grey Stone, Yellow Aberdeen, Red Top, Sharp's Leal,
Also Sowing Rape, good for Sllep and Cattle!. Gotpds, ae usual, delivered free of charge and prompt
TRONG & FAIRLE
N. B.—Those parties in arrears will do well to *land settle their accounts, and oblige us and s
themselveS trouble. We mean it.
The Best in nse.
A few only on hend. Call and. get one before they
are all gone. In the year 1870 I sold 30 of these
Harrows; in 1871, 50 were sold by me; in 1872,
I sold 75 ; and in 1878 my sales reached over
150. This is the best proof that can be offered
of the satisfaction which the Harrows give.
Market -street, Seitforth. 325
TO THE PUBLIC AT LARGE.
Harness, Saddle and Collar.
MANUFACTURER,
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d.
c.
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i SIGN OF TRE SCOTCH COT.TIAR.
A ehoice assortment of light and. heavy Harness,
Whips, Bells, Horse Clothing, &c., kept constantly.
on hand. Repairing promptly attended to, and
charges moderate. Remember the place,sign of
1 the Scotch Collar. W. H. OLIVER.
TC
A GOOD IMPLY OF
TRUNKS A
D VALISES.
We have on Land Fly.,Sheets and .Nets.
ood assortment of
All' Kinds o
Manufacturers of
HARNESS as Usu
est Gloves for the Wholesale Trade.
BELFRY & MAY, Saddlo
EXTRACTING TEETH WITHOUT
PAIN.
ci CARTWRIGHT, L. D. S„ Surgeon Dentist
'--1* attends in Seaforth, at Knox's Hotel, the first
Tuesday and Wednesday of e ach month ; in Clinton,
na the Commercial Hotel, on the following Thurs-
days and Fridays. The remainder of the time at
his.Stratford office.
Parties requiring new teeth are requested to call,
if at Seaforth and Clinton, on the first Atlas of at -
Testimonials of ever 500 patients who have had
their teeth extracted. by the use of the Gas, may
be seen at my office office in Stratford.
Teeth inserted in the most substantial and im-
proved styles.
Filling done • in gold, &e., in a manner whith
cannot be surpassed. 287 -
GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY.
DR.
WILLIAM
CRAY'S
Before Taking. After
SPEOIFIC MEDICINE
Cures all Nervous Diseases, such as Tremors, De-
bility, Prostration &c., which, in many cases, are
produced by over indulgence in the use of tobac-
co and alcoholic spirits ; but the Specific Medicine
is more especially recommeuded as au ualailing
cure for Seminal Weakness, Spernaatorrhea, Im-
poteocy, and all diseases that follow as sequenee
of Sell Abuse, as Loss of Memory, Universal Lassi-
tude, Pan in the Back, Dimness of Vision, Pre-
mature Old Age, and many other *diseases that
lead to Insanity or Consumption and a Prema-
ture Grave, all Of whieh, au a rale, are first caused
by deviating from the path of nature and over
indulgence.
Tlae Specific Medicine is the result of a life
study and many years of experience in treating
these special diseases. Full particulars in Our
pamphlet, which we desire to send free by mail to
every one.
The Specific Medicine is sold by all Druggists
at $1 per package; or 6 packages for $5, or wall be
sent by mail onrectipt of the money, by addreee-
WILLIAM GRAY & CO.
Windsor 'Out.
Roberts, B. Lumsdent and by All Druggists.
NORTHROP it LYMAN, Toronto, Wholeasie
Dealers. 885eovf
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