The Huron Expositor, 1873-12-19, Page 3Rma
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the nahlie that they have opined
Tani in Seaforth, !war Sheateion's
MAR 14E4
KINDS OF LUMBER, dressed 'and
LATH AND SiaiNGLES, oe
14 are prepared to sell at tne lowest Nee
e and others will find it tO their a ee.
et our steak, and ascertein our coo
M PLANING MILL,
ewe ter theriberal patronage extended to
he may be favored 'with a con oe
g to build wonld do well to give
continoe to keep on hand a
Vends of
' SASHES,
INGLES, LATH,'ETC.,
voter aim -with dim -patronage,- as
Workmen, are employe&
attenteon paid to Custom P
JOHN H.. BRO.ADFOOT.
lia
at
SEAFQRTH
ersigned desires to- atate. that he lehe
from Mr., FRANK PALTRIDGE ate
''ES OF ALL KtNili-
ei: latest. and best styles; of the Art. 1
the liberal patronage bestowed, on leta
OLD NECATiVES ON KANO
veil. :i REMOVEar'
9,18731
CATIlTI s.
This world is like rill .it's ours.
--Engaging photographer -- -"Just look
little pleasant, miss ; t ' k of 'im."
--=-The ladies are sin, ng about the
t•moth-eaten bustle, the old iron bustle,
e cloth :eaten bustle that hung on so
ell:" -
"A thing of beauty is a'aw forever;"
an American husband said df his hand:
me, scolding wife.. ' 1
-A phrenologist told a man he had
mbativeness very largely ely developed,
d was of a duarrelsoine disposition.
That isn't so, said the mai angrily,
and if you. epeat it I'll knock you
own."
-Twenty-seven Nashville ladies, de-
•
GVED his wain' -rooms- to
ttatt$011% OM) STAND,
aa 031 hand a, superior stock of Fiernii.
ture a every description,
ALL AND SEE IT:
d to attend $1131erale on the: shortest
min town or emantry.
Coffias, All sizes,
y on hand.
ROBERTSON,
ohnsen's Old Stead,
Seaforth, hae now -on hand a good
.17-11=1,01713 S
I be eau furnish cheaper than they can be
got elsewhere. 25
FO IN CARRIAGE WORKS.
ER COMING ON.
'par tier!. for the sleighing season, has in
..nstraction a large number of
EIGHS AND CUTTERS
be sold,. as usual,. cheap for cash, or on
be The lap -illation of thia establislaraent
d.1 bility and elegauce of artiaea turned
ta- sufficient guarantee that purchasers-
aeiv satisfaction.,
enhe of Light Single and. Double RIGS, In
y Wagons and Buggies, yet on hank
WANTS MONEY?
'Ogee Money at w LOW RATE OF INTRRe
ali nFarra or Village Property.
tee ecluizing money ahould apply te him.
YOUR PROPERTY
I* YOUR LIVES..
rang, Seaforth.
IS" ALSO- AGENT FOR
Western Insurance Company, a Toronto—
(re aud
'Isolated 'Risk Insurance Company, of
Mada-
MR- reasonable as offered by any other
doing husinese for reliable Comeanies.
llaitt Street, Seatorth. 252
LUMBER, !
Oaw
iern
heir new Steam Siva Mill, on. the -
revel Road, six miles- nerth of Sea -
g at full blast,. and arte prepared to
erY
e of All Winds,
escription, embraeing al. quantity of
• DX pie, Roca Elm, Berth, l3asswood, k
ana. le stock of '
lei I -G. AND DRAIN LUMBER
Kept constantly on hat a.
ms easy aa earl be had. elsew ere.
nher f any description can upplied from
fe tin length. .
NOTICE
RE GIVEN that appli ation will be
ede t Legislative Assetatri of the Prov -
• On at- its next seseion, for an act to
a the Soath Riding of the sa.4d County, for
PETER ADA.MSON,
County Clerk.
aerie e Sept. Ifie 1873. 301
•
I, ed to practiee economy, vowed
let .to wear anything more expensive
s tick to it, as none of them have attend -
church .
—A bachelor at a banquet in New -
e England, gave' the following
t : " The women and ,coal of Durham.
oturty---Oh, how desolate would the
`de be without them t,"
__..“May Heaven cherish and keep you
m yoUrs truly, John Smith," was the
--That period, ot the year hasetarited
en the sight of a twenty-poiind aois
und sled is quite a cornmon spectacle.
Utica Ilerald.
—Small coal -dealer --:"Another penny,
dear. They've riz. Ah, cOols is coals
that, sir. Mother said all the last let
we got were slates.6—Judy. .
Colorado paper quetes an instance
of the restorative effects 'of the climate
of that State. It says an Phio lady, who
could not sweep her own, room at home,
after her .arrival in Colorado, was able to
abase her husband a mile With a pitch-
fer—kAn Indiana. boerding-house :keeper
fuse a horse -pistol attached. to his hash,
and any man who do 't like it is a liar.
—We have seen
weighing scarcely fou
boy's arm, and Ai'
a stick of wood
ounces fall from a
ou his toe render
afterward, while the setae boy h6.% slip-
ped with a pair of skatesi and, triking
on the back of his head with s fficient
force to split that article , open, as not
given the boy who laughedl at one of
the Most eatonishing Whalings he- ver re -
story of Rev. Mr. Burroughs, o Ports-
mouth, who some years ag6 spen several
-Weeks on Star Island, for the benefit of
his health, and, the pulpit of the little
atone church being unoccupied, he volun-
teered to preach for the people during
bis stay. The church Was accorclingly
Opened, and he ministered unto em to
their apparen acceptance. The preach-
er however, lid not learn in at ap-
pieciation his labors were held tintil he
prepared te make his depart -tales when
his interestedl hearers seat hire. a bill for
the nee of the church.
When a WO= buys an article Of wear-
ing apparel, it is all right. She is not
or that defect. She ignores man's knowl-
edge in ther atter, and he is only too
glad to esca to make any protest. But
when he up o eters himself in any par-
ticular, she ves the. -articles the most
critipal examination, and in nine cases
out of ten hur ietwhim right back With it.
Between that man's regard for his wife
and the fear o the merchant, he loses a
great deal tha is pleasant in this world.
ful effect the s re where you have made
the purcha.ses as upon the fit of the ar-
ticle. I hove nown a mail to go back
three times wi h a coat. The first-time
it pinched hinrici a little under the arms.
The deeler ha him try it on ; then pull-
-ed it down in the back, stood off and
squinted it it, ncl then said, " How does
lc
The man, p spiring at every pore, and
feeling that he was guilty, in some way,
of taking unfair advantage of a trusting
fellow -mortal, confessed it was much
The next d he appeared, with the
impression that there was -no wool in the
cloth ; hie wife said so. The salesman
gave him. Buell a 'pitying glance,- and
whipped. the c at over from side to. the
other so ra,p clly, and. ! talked. so fast
about texture hd. wool, that the miser-'
able wretch w glad to get the garment
back, and get ut of the store. ,
Two days la er, he sneaked in again
with the coat ncler his arm, This time
it pinched a.er is the back. The tail&
had him try it' on again, and then rubbed
it across the b ck and pulled it at the
front, and said. he never saw anything fit
like that in his life ; and .the man went
off with a similar belief. He didn't go
back any more • but he used to stand in
front of that
looking, and s
window at the
thines he want
ude ; and as
have seldom lob
the mile. You
)ights down the
turtle, you to
Is it, Joe f" and
Nothin'." Th
'vateh to. his
'With rattle and
launching the tr
A shrill shriek o
you up, and you
cat. The brake
ilron ladder, the
Gomes to a. dead
and one gratefil
frantic caboose t
raven, " nevem
`r o.EHU It EXPOSIT
r- tele
served
look
rack;
the co
the b
cone
'ar..
roar t
raph=les; you
em Wolter to
orward, and see
Draw'' g in like
duoto " What
uctor 'puts his
aa it stopped ?
ens( eer keeps
omotive whistles
your eet like a
ns up his little
acken, the tram
t is GI nesee, and
nger\11 eves that
'Feigned wk-
minds nie of a ea
me, some years
-the 22d Re
a la
e of
whic
and.
orde
insale, Ireland,
other caeca are re
oat
A batch of -ree
barracks, and w
drill Sergeant t
time, ' except on
christened. Pad
" did not see
When his comrad
drill, he was as a
was sentenced to
was virtually sen
de the same. Fo
geant -and office
shamming, but
passed on, end he
the Sergeant beg
were to°be seen a
at it in the barrac
the word. " mare
out, he Would go
gait, as if one leg
would sometimes'
wOuld give him a
that time drill Se
able manner : "
marciful, shore if
for me, I can't lid
sometimes *would
more than half wa
when ordered to p
het, actila,lly threw
in this way he bro
firelocks ; and when he was tol
pair Would be stopped until he
-damage, he replied in his usu
tone, "BegorraSI eau' help it, s
bid me put strength to it, an.
they'll. have to give le a red
somethiu' to ate anyw y.” HO
unished in everY we except
en in the guard. ho se, the m
jeer and ridicule him, tit n
torted, or seemed. to d it.
dered to parade in the barrack
heavy marching orde , he 'ley
bled,. but would coat'
pace for hours togeth
officers got tired of se
ly at drill; except tvh
punishment, Auld it w
discharge should lie m
was accordingly dope,
he received the paper
gate, than he raa t
whistled and danced
great amusement of a
would . you believe- it
ment he cast off his
appearance, as well
showed .himself to
-and intelligent man.
Mg dancing school in
he met with any of th
laugh heartily at t
scheme to get rid of t
that he was induced
drunkenness, and wh
and. found what he 1
excellent mimic, he
the course which few
so successfully.
tOre, when no one was
ke his -fist through the
tailor, and think up the
cl. to do to him, bat which"
there appearedao immediate prespect of
doing. —Danbwry _Yews.
A Night Ride in the Caboose.
short caboose, fashioned
shaped back kitchen, and
heeLs than a. one-horse
gives it an uneasy and -
on the track. A brake -
uits
re t
Jea
ed b
,•• Ethx: asnntroys.:, reon.
was, e ated to
the dr
hen st
doub
which
ergeaat
tioned at
if many
ave been
cessfully carried
ad arri ed at the
riled a. er to the
tNir exercise,
all e usual
m. the en had
om his, etched
around the box, a
his other assista
men stepped asi
exactly. Two
was heard, the scr
the muslin sack
upon the,box.
broken. The Co
and lifted the 1
man who bad
etepped out, loo
cept for a flush
quarters. The s
his handkerchief
Professor had in
any one who coul
breaking the seal
or ripping the sea
spiritualistic aid
much more won
any which spirit
produced, and is
trick of the D
Y. Tribline.
the Professor and.
and the. Committee
This was at 9:30
utes later a 'ripping
ns were removed, and
seen• lying empty
the seals were un-
ittee undid the ropes
of the box, and - the
n tied in the! sack
none the we e, ex -
face, of close
having been untied'.
as found in it. The
n, offered $1,000 to
take it out w�.thout
fitting the maaerial,
He disclaimed any
It is ` certainly a
fu1 "illusion" than
sts. have heretofore
more difficult of eer-
y than the cabinet
port Brothers. —H.
PUB I
ts, le rn anythi g, and.
onti ue at which'
a long tim he Set-
s be eyed h to be
mad no imp ement,
n to pi him, and to
f foo an jack able of
ha and eddy "
nearly all ho hard
yard. Wh he got
was shorter an the
et auete and he
Id say in the st piti-
ah; Sargint, ear, be
y legs -won't o right
wonla be 4 en, he
not raise th firelocIr
to his shoul er, and,
it over his ad, and
e no fewer t three
that his
aid the
pitiful
ure you
I did,
oat an'
ad been,
n would
ver re -
r grum-
ue his shambling
n he was uffering
agreed hat his
de out a a he be
e regime , This
and no so; er had
a hornpip , to the
present. " And.
sir," said the Ser-
." From hat mo -
clownish, heepish
e got up a flourish -
soldiers, e would
e army. stated
to ealist a fit of
ad done, eing
could hay 'parried
The car is a
like a small, ill
has no more
wagon, which
window. The conductor sits With his
watch in his
business there
doing his best
and get upon
express wants
out by degrees.
but not airy.
cradle for a, do
and. Nobody has any
at all. - The engineer is
o Make a distant ;station,
he side-track -before the
he road. You find tide
it makes you feel light,
he.kitchen rocks like a,
en rods and then. jounces'
the light out a act the water -barrel over
and your bat o , and the stove rattles
like a smithy i a driving time. Then
it gathers itself up like a salient goat,
and bounces against the bumpers of the
next car, and . something 1 snaps. No
matter. The traiu swings, around a
curve, and you feel as you did years ago
when. you wera the last boy on thestring
_in the game ofl ‘` snap -the -whip." You
steady your loWer jaw a little, and ask
the conductor if he is going ,to stop be-
fore he stops for good, to wit : meets
the Express, and he says " Genesee'!"
It occurs. to you that he has mentioned
the very place you are bound for, though
you never heard of it before. The con-
ductor informs you it is safe to' bet we
ate " just dusting," and you. beneve hira
—the only safe thing aboat the train. It
is thirty miles an hour. Another head
is hung out of a window, an4 y61 thiek
veu'll ; try to count fence -posts. It
'doesn't happen to be a fence, but a stock,
out
Prof. Elartz'S Box Fri
A respectable eudi ce filled ab ht two-
thirds of the large ha I of. the C per In-
stitute, Tuesday evedng to tn. ness the
now celebrated box t iek of -Pro .1Hartz.
After a variety 6f leight.of-h hd per-
formances, intersper ed with r silly ex-
cellent • piano music by a yo ig lady,
the Professor steppe forward, arrying
a thick green rug, probably ein feet
square. The semi- ircular st e was
covered with Brussel carpet, an at the
back between the pillars we e ' hung
crimson curtains.. Profes or said,
that he had heard it ; eged tha he had
and, to shew that t is was not true, he
spread the rug upon dae carpet, fter sat-
isfying the spectator that it wa uncut.
An unpainted box, a ,out 2 feet 1 ag and
17 inches deep and ide, was t en car-
ried upon the stage a d put dow in the
hasps fitted to two staples dri n into
the front of the bo . A few 'r -holes
had been bored th ough the . Op and
sides. The box had been 'pet ogether
with clinehed fleas, he end bat bound
the audience stepp,d upon the stage at
the Professor's req-ue t and hay' g given
the box a thorough. exarninatio bound
it round and round expert fas ioh, ty-
Mg a. multiplicity f curious acits at
every possible plac Even th rope -
handles were made se of, and t hasps,
after being placed o dr the stapl 3, were
securely fastened y taking a turn
through the letter. A 'narrow eld rib-
bon wae tightly d about e first
knot and sealed wit seah g -wax.
A canvas cover in the s 4t)e of
a Roman cross w placed around
the box, and the Coznmitte bound
this around With another rop seal -
The Professor's ass stant, a fu fgrown
man, divested h' ,, elf of hiEs dat and
tight -fitting sack o thin musli drawn
ver his head and body. The , lyuag
upon his back, he d "esv in his 1 gs so as
enable the Professor to get a goo grip on
the open end. Oae f the comm ttee tied
this tightly with, hi own hand erchief,
and it was furthei ecured. by 'another
Three coramon acre ns were th nl'placed
A report having go
I intend selling out
have to state for the
and the public gener
Ale of truth in any su
0
eigensaus
NcYTICE.
a road to the eff et that
that' there is nob a peril -
r port.
I beg to thank the
patronage awarded mr
utmost to merit a contin
e for the very liberal
ce commencing 'business
tate that 1 shall do my. -
anon of that p tronage.
al
Finding my trade tea
intention to enlarge my st
tl
4
the denumds of my oast°
y inereasing It is my
•
be preparedi to meet
Clothing made in the la et and most ,faeleiene
13
able. styles, and fits guarait oval.
Iv I
Stores or Pri ate Individuals eau
have their Cloth !made up to lOrder,
and every pains taken to giv natio.
faction. .
ReMeraher tie, Store, nett to Logan & Jamie-
JOHN THOMA$,
Merchant Taller, Seaforth.
Huron C
(Lete Me
MAIN STREE
ntosh
S! CUTTERS!
ST REvEIVED AT WILSON
8L, YOUNG'S,
anal Stook of NEW and FRESH FRUITS, slush as Raisins, Currants, and every description of
Ca ed Fruit, all of which will be lowed good wipe.
GROCKERY AND GLASSWARE.
ir Stock of CROCKERY and GLA SSWARE is the Beet and Cheapest in Town.
WINES LIQUORS OF TIIE BEST 81, PUREST BRANDS,
Vlaolestle and Retail.
rreue undereigned has ou hand and Is making
FIFTY ERS1
Oi First -Class mate "al. an of the hest finish,
which he -will sell c sap for ash ,or on s ort time.'
Also, on hand and I sale
313 A. X. MOINTOSH.
10
SE FO TII
Opposite the Wate 100 Ho se, near top Station.
MONU1VIEN $1 11
And -work of all k ds in A
Marble, designed a 4 (mem
and at most reason ble prie s.
ADSTONESs
erican and Foreign
ed in the beet style,
Granite Monume
to order.
CALDE
277
ions Co ored Ma ble gap-
' Shoe .Notice.
is hnd ileadstone imported
BROTH RS.
NDREW CALDER? Agent.
SEA.FORTH AND HURON
MARBLE WORKS.
of Hamllton,)
heir num oronefrie s and the
they are prepared to fill all
antels,
Pit M
Would intimate to
.general public th
Mo uments,
ork of the bes style an
assed in this p rt of On
Next door to orter's F
MESSET
GROCERIES
Of every deeoription in abundance, and cheap. Good Tea from 40 cents to $1 per pound.
P OUR A.ND PEED always on hand. Goods delivered in Town Free
of Charge.
WILSON & YOUNG.
LOGAN & JAMIESON.
Tw eds at 80c., Tweeds at 90c.; Tweeds at $1, Tweeds at $1 10, Tweeds at $1 25,
veted to Order.
ari and cannot be
'tura Store,
ET, SEAFORTH.
TED VERYW.HERE
To sell o
AdENTS WA
ner
81.1
33
Of the Dominion
refits from $200 to $300
6 82 King
month. Perma-
SUITS MADE TO. ORDER.'
FITS 11 ARRANTED.
Black
Doeskin.
WEDDING AND
FUNERAL SUITS
MADE ON THE SJ1OR.TEST NIOTIGE.
LOGAN & JAMIESON,
MANCHESTER HOUSE.
CHEAPEA
THAN EVER:
THE SUBSORTRER larAyinG RECENTLY PURCHASED A LARGE QUANTITY OF
A
. TEAS, SUbARS, FRUITS,
AND GENERAL GROCERIES,
tRICES gum LOWER THAN THE CURRENT MARKET VALUE,
Is enabled to give the public) even
BETTER BARGAINS
THAN HERETOFORE,
T e goods are now in stock, and the inhabitants of Town and Comatry are invited to come and
get heir share of the
Go
at the Chequered Stoxe.
JAMES' MURPHY;
Main -Street, Seaforth.
TAILORING AND GENTS' FURNISHINGS
, .CAM
'CLVYMNG
AT
BELL'S
EMPORIUM.
ran Stock Now Com lete in Every Departinent.
3600 Overcoats aiad Pea Jackets
GOOD BARGAINS FOR CASH.
*IN -Remember my Stock this Fall
THE 777
38 and 40 itch White Cottons for 1210. 27 iiieh
Wincey at 20e. 27 inch Dress Goods, 20e ared 25e.
27 inch Dress' Borges, ell colors, at 25c. Bieck
Lustres at 150,1 20c, 25e, 30c and 42c. Single
weed Plaid Shawls $1 90, $2 and $3, Doublel al
Ladies' all wool Ilibb'd Hose at 22c, worth 460, ,
Ladies' Belts, 1-50, 28e, 250,- 80o and 35o. Itur
Tiimmed Ladies' -Jackets, new style, from 43 to
$4 50. Alsike Fur Sets at $1 25 per set. Mrs
Fir: le Alsike Far Sets frPom. $2 BO to $5 50.
GENTS' WEAR.
Lot of Ovetcoats at $7, worth $9. Lot of Pante
and $3 75. Lot of Shirts and Drawers at' $1.
Lot of Fancry Silk Scarfs, new etyle, at 87ic, worth '
$1. Lot of Gents' Plain India Rubbers at 50e
Per Pair -
THESE GOODS
Are all fresh in this week, and are offered at plow
that -will sell them to the independent buyeretbe
buyers who OM buy where they please.
ALL GOODS SOLD FOR CASH
PLAIN FIGURES.
NO TWO PRICES.
A LOT OF
CHEAP BLANKETS.
Seven pound Blankets for $4. Six p nnd
Blankete for $3 60.
COME EARLY _Before they all go.
A. G. McDOUGALL.
BLYTH SHINGLE, HEADING
AND
PLANING FACTORT.
T' Subscriber having lesetted the MI for many
F ed to supply ehingles and heading in large queue
L titles at the lowese market prices. Partieulae at-
tention paid, to
CUSTOM SAWING & PLANING.
First-class Shingles gueianteed, as none but' ood
Sawyers are ereployed, and the best qn.
Pine used. The highese pricespaid for good
and Timber for Heading, 1 I
The subscriber is also about to erect 'new
Shingle Mill on Lot 30, Con. 2 East Wawittosh
(two n flee from Manchester), which will be
for week on theist of Sannary, 1874.
years worked by Mr. William Curtis, is pulpar-
urpasses anything I have opened before.
WILLIAM CAMPBE
L.
271 SETS 0 LADIES' F
T pick from
3DMI•TrE 8,
Flo $2 75 a Set
339 LADIES/ JA
str tpast, Toronto. 31
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KETS AT DENTS,
Beautiful G ods, from r 25 up.
the llovelti s of the Season at
DBNT' Cheat; Dry Goods Establishment Seafortb.
HOGS' HOG
Wanted et- the
•
10,000 !meg..
MR. THOMAS; STEPHENS:
T 8 much pleasure irt. informing his Tamer-
-1- on customers that be has recommeneed the
Pork Packing business in his old stand, North
Main street. Having secured the servicee of a
practieal Sea -Sage -maker, the public can rely on_
,getting first-class article* either
SAUSAGES OR suG.-ourtzr, HA- MS.
Thosein need of such would do well to give him a
pronaptly attended to.
P. .---Highest price -in cash paid for PORN
COBS
810 Main street, geftforth.
AL parties indebted to the undersigned are re-
qtrested to call and settle np theiraceonnts
812 WiLiZ 4 Co
at onca.
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