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GAIETIES.
Dieinteres ed Attachment.
I met a little maiden,
Iter age was barely ten;
Ber spirit was not laden
With deep distrust of men
j asked her would she be say mate_
,$'hegracioudeclined
Because she hadof dolls so great
A family to mind.
I met a widow, later,
And sought her for my bride ;
Her family was greaten
Than hers, who erst denied,
She answered Yes." I married her;
The brats all have their follies,
For which I pay. I should prefer
My ten -year-old, and dollies.—Yam
—An Iowa farmer.is the unhappy
possessor of a pig with two eyes and
three. mouths. He doesn't like • t9
kill it, and in the meantime he is
eating' hire out of house and -bathe. .-
�_A, small child being asked by
her Sunday school teacher, " What
did the Israelites do'after they cross-
ed the Red Sea," answered, I
dont7 know ma'am, 'but I guess they
dried themselves." #
^A lady called on a witty. friend,
and finding the piano dusty wrote
upon it, " SYiattern." The next day
they riot, and the lady said, . " I
called on you yesterday." " Yes; I
saw your card on the piano."
—A Memphis jury, having con-
victed a turn of moi der, now finds
that the supposed murdered man is
living; - The question is, Whether
the verdict shall Jae rescinded, or
the matt'allowed to murder his vic
tiara.
-Au old lady in a town of Worz
tester county lately Refused .the gift
of a load of wood from`' a tree struck
by lightning, through fear that some
of the " fluid " plight remain` in the
wood; and cause disaster to her kit-
chen stove.
--A` Jury once returned into few days. The first was given by
court r n order that one of their mini- :adranie de Notiilt'i and was well
ter Right be ifistr•uctt d on the fol- attended by the financial world.
low g point of law : s if 1 believe 'Tile papular form of low bodice wast
that The evidence is- one way, and sq" ire, but I must protest against
the other eleven believe different, its height, or rather want of height,
does that justify any other juryman as the back is scarcely deeper than
in knocking me ,down with a
the breadth cif a email hand ; the
chair I>? sleeves are merely epaulettes, and
-A Vermont boy is in luck. The the narrowest possible, scarcely the
school -teacher was just going to lir eadth of two fingers. s. The form
cr baste" him when the lightning of the epaulette is also "square, and
=trick the house, and in his excite- to plump, well rounded arms is also
meat the teacher forgot all about becoming ; but this abeenee of back
the mended thrashing.and sleeves is much to be deplored.
la BITER BITTEN.—I saw, slays A fan -shaped piece of l=ice tacked
a reporter, a dog bite a roan in the inside the bodice, and a•uffle inside
leg ut the market. The man laugh- the rdeeve, would f advisable, as
ed and the dog bit, and it was a nothing is 'Imre, unseemly in a ls+dy
queer sight to hook at, for the harder than want 0f modesty ; and too low
the dog brit the louder the man dresses, and too short sleeves. are de=
laughed, until the dog fainted away cidedty immodest."
front exhaustion. It was the best -
sell on: a dog that I have met with
in :this section. The roan lied a
cork leg and the dog left his teeth
sticlting in it. - -
Rhonid-rt Ile the stiiength. - of. -the-
Company, the greater the' profits,
'and the less onerous its necessary
fixed charges. In -the `'•course of its
lengthy existence the Company have
not only paid handsome dividends,:
but aecumtilated a. large reserve
fund. In fact, the. - Trust and Loan
Company is one of the goocl •things
of Canada, and one of the soundest -
Companies in London, and - it is
difficult to say which -side of the -At-
lantic it has operated more beneficial-
ly; whether the Canadians have --"ben-
efited more than the shareholders,
or the shareholders more than the
Canadians, but of this therecan be
no doubt, that it has benefited both,'
and in ne small degree.-Herapath's
Journal.
A Map's Wife's Opinion of her
.Iusband's Family.
Paul Oarioll,, a citizen of our
county, who is thought to be in the
last stage of consumption, and who
nas heretofore been very wicked,
sent for a couple of ministers the
other day to administer spiritual
consolation in view of immediate
death. The ministers - came, and
were just in the•act of engaging in
prayer, when -Carroll's wife remark-
ed with much emphasis—"that it
was all a pack of foolery. All the
balance of the Carrolls that had
died had -gone to hell, and she `saw
no use in dividing the family."—
Central Kentucky News.
Low Dresses and High Fashion.
The correspondent of the Queen
writes—" Low dresses are again
worn, decorated profusely with nst-
ural flowers, which harmonize with
their etyle well. - I have been pres-
ent at several soirees during the past
Beer. -
31 Ger-mansil-i the United States
and 'those Americans whu affect a
fanciness for lager r>eet, don't drink
it as it is drank in Germany. They
Size of the Human Head.
The Devoe Scienalique prints a
very interesting lectaare delivered by
Dr. Broca, at a late sitting of- the
Anthropological Society of Paris.
The learned physiologist stated that
in 1861 he had had l.is attention
called to subject—of the' influence 'of
educa tion on the development of the
human -head, and that, being surgeon
prisoner was found= guilty, and the
jury being, discharged, one of them
was heard to say, "Only I threaten-
ed to lick him, .he'd never agree."
rush into a restaurant and gulp . at Pioetre at the time, he had tneasc-
downitwo or three glasses and move - ured the Beads of the medical stn-
on. - Here a .Ger•mait (sever thinks dents at that testa bt(slim ent. About
of fila shitig his glass of 'seer in less 1836, Parchappe had effected the
than -ten minutes, and to drink it rneasurernent of the heads of ten
without . eating something at the
same/time, even if it is roily a crust
of biwn bread. In feat, a German
in theiFatherlaad is constitutionally
opposed to doing anything in a_ hur-
ry, asail especially to thinking beer
with ." rapid speed " The conse-
queue is that we do not see men,
here math great huge pawinches, as at
horn:, .capable of swallowing a keg
of be-ia,fter supper. They seldon,
treat one another, but sitAowrn to the
tables, and although they drink to-
gether,+each man pays for what he
consumes, whether it be beer or
food. This of itself is a great pre-
ventative of excess, aas, if half a
dozen cart a dozen were to sit down
to drink, as with us, each mast treat
in turn, .and thus six or a dezen
glasses .be guzzled, whether they
want it or not. If our tel iperanee
friends eould institute what is call-
ed the u Dutch treat". into our sa-
loons, each man paying alis sown
reckoning it would be a long step
toArat'd reform in drinking to exeess.
In short, hi -ter in Germany'li.s a part
of each litrcti's food. - He takes it as
-a sustenance, and nctas a stirnnb t.
—Letter friArR, Vienna to th,e Balti-
more Arnericx: rc, -
Trust and Loan Company of
Canada. -
The decidedand long -continued
success - which has attended the
Operatiuns of this Company may be
traced to two circumstances, first,
that such a coi1Cf`n Was much need"
,ed in Canada, and secondly, that its
bt sinefl.s has been prudently and
Rey managed. ,Established in- the
3rear 1Sa1 the Company may be
considered old, but so far from being
weakened by age it has gained
strength, year after year, as is - so
Well.dlescribcd by the Chairman in
his speech at the meeting. Indeed,
the business of the Company .has so
steadily and considerably grown that
it has ile,eonle necessary to enlarge
the capital, a measure upon which
We roust congratulate the proprie-
tors, for the -iuore capital
that- is employed the greater
workmen, and- as many wren . of drs-
tingttisla.ed learning, and found those
of the latter to be much more vo-
luminous than the others, and especi-
ally distinguishable by a great de-
velopment', _of the frontal region.
These maul ts were the buti •e remark-
able because of the author's known
antipathy to Gall's systern. of phren-
ology ; hart Dr. Broca. thought them.
iusufiicieut-, inasmuch as they did
not exactly show whether the dif-
ference was owing to cancation or
merely : to nattiral intellectual :su-
periority. His measures tang es-
pecillly taken with this view, his
ultimate conclusion is that the cul-•
ovation of the mind exercises a
special influence on rule development
of the brain, and that this action
particularly tends to increase the
volume of the frontal lobes, which are
considered to be the seat of the high-
er intellectual
igh-er-intellectual f.ic'llties.` This view
is corroborated by a very curious re•
-.suit he obtains front a comparison'of
P.archappe's nieasuse of his learned
mead w.th those of the unlearned ;
in the .ase of the former the frontal
development was considerable, while
in the case of the latter it was the pos-
terior. part of the brain that had
grown more than the anterior.
od
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and blinding St�idla}*
ally of J. Iscariot. The
t Mr. Iscan•iot may have
toocl 1>~vthepeopleof thepe-
pe -
me Scribe probably placed
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poor Judas found that he
the money down to the
m Female Seminary, and
, with
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t candidatel�at the nett
•ss
A lady with'a poodle dog enter-
ed a smoking cat on a western train;
the conductor endeavorin..to per=
suade her to go into another' car, but
she refused, saving .her presence
would deter the occupants from
smoking. A gentleman, however,
took out a cigar, and lit it, when she
wrenched it from his mouth, exclaim-
ing : " If there is anything i do bate
it is tobacco:, smoke." The passengers
who had -witnessed the affair, were
convulsed with laughter, but the of -
feud ing
f-feuding smoker suppressed whatever
emotions -may have been struggling -
in words or action, and _maintained
throughout imperturbable gravity.
Catml v r Mng from his seat, he open-
ed thewindownearest hire, fastening
it up, then reaching over the. seat
hack, took that woman's poodle dog
and threw him oat of the window as
far as possible, at the saute time ad-
ding, "If there is anything I do hate,
it's a poodle dog :"
M ern' Isoariotism.
As a ras
school scholar We may have spoken
experience of :the lash six months
shows tha
been a ge,itle4man who was ranch
misunders
riod. Su
the thirty pieces of silver where he
thought, tlieywotilcl do the most good,,
and when
had bought into a lawsuit (the Hon.
P. Pilate, chief justice,) be �veut
and hung himself. That was where
he made a mistake. HE ought to
have sent
Capernau
then appealed d to the generous con-
fidence of a constituency
whose feelings and.interest every
throb of his heart beat in unison.
The editor of thy! Galilean, 7'elegra�m
would have made a very nice thing
of that,
and 't}1R Hon. J. Iscariot
would 'have been one of the most
prominen
election.—Columbus (0.) Journal.
Mutual Antipathies.
An Irish Jury.
A new way of obtaining a ver-
dict has been discovered at Bailin-
akill - (Queen's County, Ireland)
Quarter Sessions. Ellen Moore
was indicted for having stolen '
shawl. -Evidence sustaining the
charge haying been given, his Wor-
ship charged the jury, who retired.
After a considerable lapse of time,
one ,of the jurors came out of the
room and was leaving the Court.
Nis Worship observed the man,
and directed the Deputy Clerk of
the Peace to ask if he was a juror.
3 uror—Yes, sir. Deputy Clerk of
the Peace—Where are you going 1
The Juror --Ah, begot, I wouldn't
stay there ; they're all boxin' and
fightin' inside. The juror was then
ordered back to the room. and a
constable placed at the door, The
SCOTCII FRUGALITY AND PROSPER.
ITi.—Cott was '.thoroughly ac-
quaitltedwith this class in bis owii
age and conntr:', 'and the protests
which he ascribes to the miser in
a` 01( Mortality," that a dip candle
was rood enough to see to die by,
scarcely caricatured the frugal prac-
tices ,which have made Scotsmen
prosperous throughout the world.—•
&S'crtrrardy Review. - ' • , Gardner
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KERR, WILKIE & CO.
Wish to inform the people of Huron and public generally that they have leased tihe Seaforth Foundry
for a team of years, aua are uuw propair$i to manufacture all kinds of
Castings, S&aw Cutters, Sawing Machines,
Plows, and other Farming Imple nerfts.
Wo are also prepared to do REPAIRING of every description.
Tho undersigned have :aid long experience iu the Fonndry businsss, and are peepared to guarantee
satisfaction in all their work.
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KERR, WILK.IE & c0.
FACTS WORTH DOTING.
TURNIP SEED
Of the following varieties, fresh from the old established and reliable firm of 3. A. BRUCE & CO.,
Hamilton, can be had from us at Catalogue Prices, vii.: Carter's, Skirving s,• Hall's Westbury or
Sharpe's, (all Swedes) for 25 cents per pound. Tho celebrated Gray Stone (for late sowing), 30 cents
per pound. - -
Also, note the fact that we sell JAS. P. KENDALL & CO.'S
BEST FLQUR
AND FEED,
At Mil Prices, and deliver theta in any of the three villages free of charge and ?romptly.
GROCERIES.
Our Tons, Sugars, Tobaccoes, Spices, Currants, Raisins, &c., &c., speak for themselves. One trial
will convince you that we keep the boat in the market. -
PROVISIONS.
Potatoes, Carrots, Beets, Onions, &e., always on hand. Also, Green Groceries of all kinds
their season. Cabbage) Cauliflower and Tomato Plants, fresh twice a week. A few barrels of
.
LAND PLASTER
during
Still on hand. Call and get some before it is all gone. Last shipment of the season.
Any of our customers wishing Bone Dust ,Snpoiphoephate, or seeds of any kind which we have not
in stock, by leaving your orders with us will be supplied at Hamilton prices free of freight.
The above axe facts. Call and be convinced.
STRONG & FAIRLEY.
SIGN"
GARDNER SEWING- MACHINE'
I s a Strong,
EASY RUNNING MACHINE,
WELL ,ADAPTED FOR
FAMILY SEWING,
t AND
Light Manufacturing -Work.!
At the Fairs held throughout the Dominion, this Machine was put
to some very severe teats by the
BEST JUDGES THE COUNTRY COULD PRODUCE,
AND BY THEM AWARDED
13 Prizes in 1871, and 26 Prizes ill 1872.
Its simplielty of construction, strength and ,inr:tbility recommend' it to all classes. It has a complete
ret of attachments, and does all kindeof work.
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INSTI'al?CTIONS INCALL THE ATTACHMENTS GIV:.N FREE OF CHARGE.
1.2000.000' ACRES.
CHEAP FARMS.
The 'cheapest Land in market for sale by the
UNION PACIFIC RAiLAlOAD COMPANY
On the Great, Platte Valley.
3,000,000 Acres in Central Nebraska,
Now,for sale in tracts of 40 acres and upward, on
rivE AN39 CEN-YE'ARS' Cly}:DIT AT 6 PER CENT. No
advance itterest require4 -
.Mild wad healthful climate, fertile soil, an abun-
dance of good water.
'1'lHE BEST MARKET IN THE WEST ! The
great mining regiona of Wyoniiug, Colorado, Utah,..
and Nevada being supplied by . farmers in_ the
Platte Vattfley-
Soldiers entitled to a homoiiteed of 160 acres.
THE BEST LOCATIONS FOR COLONIES.
PERSONS OF FOREIGN BATH
Are entitled to the -
BENE'IT OF THE HOMESTEAD LAW
On declaring their intention to become citizens of
the United States, and may avail themselves of
thio prove -Edon immediately after their arrival.
FREE HOMES FOR ALL! .Milhous of acres
of choice Government Lands open for entry nnder
the Hoanestead Law, near this Great Railroad,
with good markets and all the cenveuieuces of au
old settled country. -
Free paeses to purchasers of Railroad Land. -
Sectionnal Maps, showing; the Land, also new
edition of descriptive pamphlet with new maps
mailed fee everywhere.
--Address
0. F. DAVIS.
Land Cormnis,ioner U. P. R. R:.
282-18 OMAHA, NEBRASKA.
Beware art JOHNSON BROW'., Seaforth.
SEAFORTH CARRIACE WORKS.
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,Se?cin;; IllaehIne ' Company, Ilam'ilton, Ont.
PETER- GRASSIE; SEAFORTH, -
Agent for the County of Huron.
For ,the
A.
Haying and Harvest of . 187U.
r;s
.( '•rt �1 �
The Subscribers offer their unrivalled -
CAYUG A. CI] IEF JR. MOWER, ANT) JOHNSTON SELFE AKING SINGLE
'REAPER,
A -w guarantee tee them superior iu every respeet to any Combined Machines in use. Among their chief
advantages over Combined Machiues we would nruntion the following :
1st. They are cheaper, because a peeper and Mower costing :3,210 will outwear two Combined Ma-
ehinee costing over $8(X), and with not one-quarter the cost of repairs.
o d. The are lighter draught; awry light teem can work either Mower or Reaper all day with ease.
u y
The pitmans working freely, and never cramping, as is always the case with culubiued Machiuea-on
uneven surfaeos.
8rd. They do better work, beesese" each is sp. cielly adapted to its own class of work, is always
ready for ittt-work without changes, and both machined, by their tilting levers, will ent closer than any
other machine. This is a great advautege, e:.pecielly in mowing, as an inch at the bottom is worth
three at the top this ye=a=r.
We have no space to enumerate the firth r ;i 1otut.ages of these machines, but offer a trial of either
or both in all kinds of grass (r ;;nein, and v, ill agree to cat the woret lodged'gress or grain, going the
same way it is lodged, which its other Mower. • r Reaper can :lo.
We offer to Such as insist upon trying co•nbiued machines our
OHIO UO\] BIN EU MACHINE WITH JOHNSTON SELF RAKE, _
And guarantee it equal to the bent of its class. All our work guaranteed. Address
' THOMSON It WILLIAMS, Mitchell, Ont.
THE SEASON CHANGED.
WILLIAM. . GRASSIE
Has sold alt his Sleighs and Gutters, and is now
busy making up
BUGGIES AND WAGONS.
A few Baggies and Wagons left over from. l.st
year, which will be sold ebeep.
Any perren wanting •a substantial Wagon or
handsolue Braggy should call at ouce and !alike ar-
raugenments, as a large number of orders are now
_in, mad those who wait too long will probably not
be able to get their orders tilled.
Repairing and horse shoeing promptly attended
to as usual.
WILLIAIk G R ASSIE,
Goderieh street, Seaforth.
SEAFORTH AND HURON,.
MARBLE WORKS.
M. L. MESSET & SON,
(Late of Hamilton,)
Would intimate to their numerous friends an: the
general publtic that they are prepared to till all
orders for r.
Monuments, Headstones, Table Tops,
Mantels, &c.
Granite, Monuments imported to Order.
Work of the best style and Tart, and cannot be
surpassed in thispart of Ontario.
A call respectfully solicited.
Next door to Porter's Furniture Store,
3LkIN•SREET, lEAFORTH.
HESSET. H. WESSET.
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LONG INES.
M. R. COUNTER, SEAFORTH,
Has just received two mere estses of those celebrated
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As a proof of the e:; eelient quality of these -Watches, Mr. COUNTER has sold four cases within six
months, and each one lois given entire satisfaction.
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LAST OF LETTERS
ALLAN LINE T T, N t'ALLED for at the Seaforth Post Office on
E. `✓ .fury 1, 118.
Anderson, 11 Line, James
Clark, William Murphy, Rosey
Critchel, Win Mahon, William
TICKETS AT LOWEST RATES TO Connell, James Mustard, H.
Corehrane, John Moffat, James W.
Carter, Jane McKaine, Duncan .
Crerer, J. S. MIcKay,Miss Gilley
Easton, George McMitlan, L.
Ellis, Miss Fanny 31oLeod, William
Garity, Michael Nellin, Thomas
Gofton, Jane Nelson, Mr.
Hogan, Y. Rippon, John
Hess, George - Roward, R.
Kyle, Thomas Smith, George
Livingston, W. T. Steward, David
Lawsouu, Thomas - Seott, Edward
Lynch, Mat Tran, John J.
Leifer, John W iltso -
2131 S. DICKSON, P. M
LIVERPOOL AND GLASGOW.
PRE -PAID CERTIFICATES. .
Issued to parties wishing to bring out their
friends.
Parties having friends wishing to immigrate
ahonld purchase these certificates and send them
to the intending immigrants, as passage this way
is cheaper than by buying tickets iu the old
country. Apply to
A. STF.AITON,
Agent Grand Trunk Railway.
Tickets to Fort Garry by Tail and boat, and to
all other principal points. 287-15
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REMOVED. REIIOVEP
M. ROBERTSON,
Cabinet-maker and Undertaker,
HAS REMOVED his ware -rooms to
JOHNSON'S OLD STAND,
Maim -street, Seaforth,
Where he has on hand -a srrporior stock of .Fa.rni
ture of every description
CALL A'D SEE IT.
UNDERTAKING.
Having purchased lir. Thomas Bell'eellEARSE
I ala prepared to attend funerals on the shortest
notice, either in town or country.
CotHna,
All Sizes,
Rept cnnatently on hard.
BACON AND HAMS. -
FOR BALE, by the undersigned, at Kippen, in
Dirge or small lots, for cash, about ten tone of
first-class Bacon and Smoked Hams. Apply to
JAMES at GEORGE PETTY,
2864 Kippen P. O.
:SHROUDS SHROUDS
M. ROBERTSON,
CABINET MAKER AND UNDERTAKER,.
Johnson's Old Stand,
Main street, Seaforth, has now on hand a good
assortment of
SI-IROTTD S
Which he can furnish cheaper than they can be
got elsewhere. - 205
LUMBER ! LUMBER !
VICTORIA _ STEAM SAW MILL.
GOVENLOCK & GRAHAM :
Have now got their new Steam Saw Mill, on the
Northern Gravel Road, six miles north of Sea -
forth, running at full blast, and :are prepared to
furnish -
Lumber of All Kinds,
AND ,
BUILDING MATERIAL
Of every description, embracing a quantity of
_HARD WOOD,
Such as Maple, Reek Elm, Birch, Basswood, Oak
and Ella. A stock Of
FENCING- AND DRAIN LUMBER
Kept constantly on hand,
Terms as easy as can be had elsewhere.
Lumber delivered in Seaforth, ii required.
Lumber of any description can be supplied from
10 to 28 feet in length.
GOVENLOCK & GRAHAM.
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TO DAIRYMEN. -
MILK CANS AND PAILS.
MRS. WHIWE Y
Would state to Dairymen that she has commenced.
to manufacture -
Milk Cans and Pails,
Of all kinds, and can supply them
AS CHL''AP AS ANY IN THE TRADE.
Stoves and Tinware on hand as usual.
GOAL OIL for sale Wholesale and Retail.
Repairing and Eave Troughing promptly attend.
ed to.
MRS. WRITNEY,
Main -street, Seaforth.