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GAARTIts.
A western editor says of a
neighbor _twit& a quivering eyelid,
that he "atutters in the left eye."
—A litt1 boy being asked "What
is the chief end of man I" replied
"The endwhaes got the head on."
:roues: what's the matter
with your eyes?" "Oh, nothin'7 only
,
My wife said this morning I'd better
get, up and make a in ; I told her
to make it herself—that's all:"
_A, Western. editor kixrdly says
that a politician with whom he does
not agree, was made about two days
after the old contract for brains had
expired and before the new one was
Made.
__“Who was the meekest _man,
my sem'?" said the Superintendent
of a boy's Bible class in Hamilton,
"Moses, Sif-." (Neilwe1, my boy,
and whe was the meekest woman I"
"Please, sir, there never was no
meekest woman."
—The Titusville Press says :
Titusville was not the birthplace of
'the father of his country,' but we
have a man redding here who slipp-
ed up on a muddy crossing this after-
noon and sat down on a roll et but-
ter which ie was, carrying home,
and, instead] of swearing, he simply
arose, scraped the butter °This pants
into the raper again, and went on
again as if nothing had happened."
=In Arkansas a man was sentenc-
ed to be banged, bat all the carpen-
ters in the neighborhood refused to
build the scaffold. As the condemn-
ed man was hiliself a carpenter by
trade, the Sheriff tried to induce
him to pat up the gallows, but he
steadfastly declared he'd be hangeti
if he did.
—The patron of a cheap eating -
house, who cornplained that they
now gave only one potato with his
meat. whereas they formerly gave
him two was mollified by the wait-
er's explanation thitt the last lot of
potatoes they purchased was so had
that no gentleman could eat more
than _one of them.
—Two - hoarding -school misses
were overheard conversing the other We think less of our merry cotnpan-
day "Have you graduated, Jen- ions and the favorable impressions
flier "Why, bless you, yes, I grad- we -make than we do of the contem:
mated btst seasen." "What did you poraiies who are on after another
us; less of our
ow tha t smiles
sses were then,
_tritnite to the building of a new than of same we 1 aVe slighted- in
church, pi eniptly aubscribed his that older fimeHave we ever nd-
name to the paper in the following &iced, in forming on , of an assembly
eccentric manner : John Jones (the of People in our yo ith, how every
only place in town where you can one seemed mature compared with
get 11 pounds good sugar for, a dol-
lar) 25 cents.
tucky and Tennessee produce the
tallest men in America. A
young •boy taken from the city,
whoseparents are beloW the usual
height, and reared in either of
those States, woul4 probably quite
overtop any of his family.. The
material abounis in gi'ains and
meats cf,those . splendid regions for
developing the bo es. The Pate
e-
eonians have lone been- celebrated
for ()eine the ta]1ei rice of men in
existence. Magellan's associates
give their average stature at -seven
feet _four inches.
ron's officeis seldo
seven feet and som
measure. At. the
Commodore By-.
n saw one below
e exceeded that
polar circles, es-
pecially north, the Esquimau rare-
ly towers above four feet and a half
to five feet. As a hole, the Eng-
lish are finely de eloped; tall and
energetic.. Ameri ens aie a corn-.
pound of all natio son the glebe'
varying in size, trength, height,
weight,, mental ca acity :Arid energy
according to the redmninance of
blood from any p rticular source.,
'A Inulk diet, of a 1 food, is most
favorable for a lar e, tall frame in
early life.
Growin
The departure o youth manifests
itself as uniniscakar,ly in the habi-
tudes of the mind as in the gray
hair and failing St ength.' We see
visions and dream clirearns. We build
castles of enchantmtnt, whieh we
furnish and peoP1 witb. a vivid im-
e
aeination. We ieture the fairest -
bride, the fastest friends, and the
most flowery, of pathways. • Alas,
ii
how does experience disappoint us,
and show us the vanity of humank
wishes, as we find one idol after an-
other rudely shatteied 01% wisely
witheld ! Our thoughts are now
maiuly in the past,and we are
busier with memories than with
hopes. We_ dream not !so much of
conquests to be ac deved ;IS ot' the
golden opportunitie nor passed be-
yond recall„of the ich treasures of
time and talents a e have wasted,
graduate in 7" '"In the sweetest sky-
blue silk you ever saw:"
--A grocer being solicited to con -
passing away from
conquests in love,
are scarcer than k
Insurance Agents.
It is with atter. amazement that
we read the, other day, in a morning
journal& an advertisement requesting
an agent of some reliable life insur-
ance company to call on the adver-
tiser. as he desired to take out a -
policy. Did that man realize what
the cOnsequences willl- be? Vast
hordes of life ins- ranee agents will
immediately swc.,.t down upon that
man. They willsurround him
at his meals ; they will bore hini in
church ; they will, -ouilst into the
parlor while he is courting; they
will shake him ap and wake him,
and pull. the covers off him while he
is in bed ; they will force, themselves
inte the carriage- with him when he
goes to funerals • thev 'will break m
upon him at 'fitirily prayers. If he
closes and locks his doors, they will
slide down the thininey with mor-
tality tables ; they will -come up
through the drain -pipe with expla-
natious of the ten-year plan, they
will wrench off, the window -plates so
as to read death,. rates to hint ; they.
Will shin up the water -spouts, and
souse do w a through ' toe trapdoor in
the roof with documentary evidence
thaf the endow tne It plan • is the best
one. If he shou id seclude himself
on a.desert Wand he would hardly
step ashore before he would see fl-
teE n ot- sixtee h indeed lift -insurance
agents puddling through the break-
ers al canes. If he should buV a
suit of submarine arntor and sirlk
himself two miles deep in
the middle of the A tlantic
ocean,- he wouldn't touch bottom
before an insurance agent would be
down there in a diving bell with a
doetar, asking questions about the
disease his grandinothee died With
and wanting to sound his liver. if,
ID sheer despair, he slaould blow ont
his brains, we actually believe that
half the, insurance agents in the
conntry would: commit .;tticide, in
order to e..7.-,:plaiu the tontine, systew
to him as soon ,-9s Ile sgat "over the '
rivet." The rban has evidently
mai.ie a mistake.
Tall Men.
A s a country becomessettled, and
-especially in, cities where great
'num hers of h apan beings itte crowd-
ed into a comilaratively small place,
men degenerate in height and- the
women arenot only proN'7erbially
shorter than in the countkrk, but
they are less muscular. As there
o.1.6 thought to lie exceptions to all
rules, there are 4oth tall .gentIetuan
And Iadiks in old cities. m ajar-
ity of them, however, if traced to
their birthplace, will be found to
have fr9.11-1 the country. Ken-
..
ourselves? Now, 1 when we look
around us, how grettl do the young
seem to preponderate .-"ri When we
remember the rose -tint of romance
with whichthe freshness and viyicl-
. .
.ness of every new imprdssion tinged
our early days, and now find that
existence is no long ;i: a dream, 'but
a reality, and that t tere is so little
to look forward to, i it any wonder
that we cast a liu ering look be-
hind? The characc r of our life is
fixed, and our owe mtions and as-
sociations premise te be in the future
very much what the i now -are. Do
we notice how mu& more rapidly
each succeeding ye r seems to pass
away 7 Carnot we remember how,
in our childhood, ti e term of a year
appeared' interminable, and • we
thought we could eo
great space almost
work And play?
older, how, i4 that,
dustrv, time seems t
work We take in ha
so engrossed, that
holidays are . alike
after all is done, h
iinfinished, how nut
Main untried "
thought connected
life,"'sys the late
0 0
press into that
amountiny Ot
ut as we izet
. out in -
o short for the
d ? We become
holy -days and
invaded and
-much is left
y sehemes re-
t is the solemn
with middle
lognent F. W.
Roherason, " that life's lost business
is t)egno in earnest and it is then,
midway between th cradle and the
grave, that a mau iegins to marvel
that he let tlie day. f youth go by
so half enjoyed. it is the pensive
autumn fk eing, it is the sensation of
half sadness that we experience
when the longest dt y of the year is
past, mid every dayl that follows is
shorter, and the Ii4ht fainter, and
the feebler shadows tell that nature
is hastening with so e gigantic foot-
steps to her winter jgrave. So does
inan look hack ui on his youth..
•
When-the.,first grily hairs become
visible, when tlie ujn welcomi truth
ie mind that a
fastens itself npon t
man is no longer goibg 60 hill, but
down, and that the sun is always
westering, be looks back on things
ibehind. When we were children,
we thought as children. But now
there lies before us manhood, a ith
its earnest work, athl then old age,
and then the grave, tnd then home.
There is a second outh for mall,
better ?int] honer than his first, if he
wil look ou,. aid uo1 back."—Tins-
leg's Jfagazine,.
NOT'
-L.PTICE is hereby.given t application will be
.matle ub the next sessi n of the Legislative
Assembly of Ontario for -a. Silt to incorporate
the low/n:11qm of Morniagto i, Elina and Wallace
and the Village. of Listow 1 in the County of
Perth, Grey and I owiek ii t e 'Comity of Huron,
Maryborough in the-Cou • tv of Wellington into
juniof County, to be called the County of Malt -
laud, and attached to the- ounty of Welling,ton
for munieipal and judieitil p1 rposes, with a Regis-
trj Office in. the village of L- •tow.el for said faMor
County.
at Listowel, . 1
this la_th of Noveather,1872 j
258-6
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THE HURON EXPOSITOR.
HIGH PRICES FOR • FURNITURE
MURDERED
-And those that have kept prices up beyond the
bounds of reason are about to •
COMMIT SUICIDE.
W. 14. PORTER
Has commenced selling Furniture of all descrip-
tions in
.KATT S OLD STAND,
SEAFORTH,
At such prices as will astonish a raiser: He courts
an inquest and feels certain that a verdict Will be
returned in his faun! that his prices are
.THE LOWEST
That is and has beenin this or any other county in
the Province for years.
GIVE HIM A CALL
And be convinced of the fact.
W. B. PORTER.
Seaiorth, Oct. 25,1872. 255
HURRAH FOR urn.
WM.-- ATILT,
MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH,
WS ON HAND a superior _stook of FAMILY
GROCERIES, embraeing Teas Of the best.
_brands, Sugars, Raisins, etc. Also, Crockery told
Glassware, and every, other article usually kept in
a first-elasa Grocery Store:
Such as Flour, Oat and Corn -meal, Potatoes, Pork,
etc., also, every description of
Such. as Oats, Peas, Bran and Shorts, all of which
will be sold cheaper then the choapost.
FAC.191( PRODUCE.
The highest market priee paid for all kinds of
Farm Produce.
Remember the place, Main street, East side,
opposite Coventry's Boot and Shoe Store, Seaforth.
213 WM. AULT.
,
EDWARD CASH
Will pay
TORONTO PRICES
For any quantity of
RAW FUR
At the Butter InspeLtor s Office,
MAIN7STREET, SEAFORTH,
Mink, Coon, Otter, Rat, Bear, Wolf, Beaver,
Marten; and Peltries of all kinds.
THE SEAFORTH
LTJMBER YARD.
•MABEE & MACDON ALD
BEG to inform the public that they have operield
a Lumber Yard in Seaforth, near Shearson's
Mill, on the gtound formerliy uaet1 as a Lumber
Yard, by Mr. Thonme Lee.
They will keep constantly on hand la good assort-
ment of ALL KENDS OF LUMBER, dressed and
undressed. Also, LATH AND SHINGLI.408, all of
which they are prepared to sell at the lowest possi-
Me prices, for Cash.
Builders aneothers will find it to their advant-
age to inapect prir stock, and ascertain our prices
before purchasingelsewhere, as we are iva positiqn
to offer good inducements to cash purchasera.,
160 :NIABEE & MACDONALD.'
-The Victoria Chemical Compe,ny;
Sole Proprieitors and Manhfacturers'of the Cele:
butted 'Victoria Carbolic Preparations. Laboratory
and Works, Victoria Hull, MelindeStreets, Torouto,
Ont.
The following Genuine Preparations are sold by
all Druggists. 130 sure and ask for theAlcrount
PitioanuntrioNs, and see that you get them,
Victoria Carbolated Glycerine Jelly,
This Jr.rmy is highly recommended to Ladies as a
Welt'tifarineegab4PCmolitiPletxt°ioninfoarndtheniTutiria.g 1
;hoer -
Skin Soft, Mate, Clear, and free front Dryness, it.
is enlivened. It will quickly remove all Beauties,'
Bouglaness, Tan, Freeklea, Pimples, and other im4
perfections. For Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Frost
'Sites and Sore -Lips, it cannot be surpassed.. Price
25 cents. •
victoria Carbolic Toilet' Soap.
,
This TOILET SOU' possesses all the well-known
antiseptic and disinfecting properties of Catholic
Aeid, ia agreeably scented, has a healthy action on
I the skin, pievents irritation'names the .effects
of perspiration., mud ahould be. regu1ar1y4used bf
families: Cholera, Smallpox ami Fever Patients
• shoald be washed with this- Soap; and it useby'
persons liable to infection will materially prevent
the spread of disease. Price,15 mite per Tablet.
victoria. Carbolic Salve. .
'This Sax.vris a vivid euro for all Skin Diseases,
Outs, Wounds, Bruises, Burns, Sores; 'Ulcers, Ring-
- worm, Tater, Eczema, Seald Head, Scurvy, Abs-
cesaea,oBoils Pimples, &e. possesses all the •
cleansing and healing virtues of karbolie Aeid,
which hes been found. by Physicians everywhere
to posseas Curative qualities not discovered in any
otherelemiettl pieparation. Price 25 cents.
• : • Victoria Carbolic Gargarysita.
This Gallen): is the most reliable and efficap-iotie
Remedy in all eases of Sore Throat, Hoarseness,
Diptheria Bronehitis, Irritation Of the Bronchial
Tubes sti common in this changeable clinette, -
Asthma, Offeusive Breath, Ulcerated GUMS, and.
all diaettaea of the Mouth. .For Public Speakers
and Sinners it is invaluable. The ingredients .en-
tering into this Gargle are uaecl by ell Physicians,
and for the cure of the, above disorders A.erteniu,?:ow,
.undoubt
edly, the most popular in the LwE
MEnica. Price 25 cents.
Victoria Carbolic Disinfectant.
This DISINFECTANT ia.a awe pr. eveutive of" Typhus
Lnedtilo)ur diseases. It
tOliwoilplrap,rSelyneirditl pt(!jv.(;natniidgi anon lin;
Cattle. It is also invaluable for Disinfecting . Wa-
ter Closets, Drains; Cesspools, .Stables, Slaughter-
houses, &e., and for destroying, nauseous effluvia
from whatever causeaarisiiig. It -will drive away
Mosquitoes, Moths, Flies, Coekroaeh.es,. etc. Meat,
Fish, &c„ can be preserved from putrefaction by its
use. Carbolic Aeid was selected by Her Majesty's
ltoyal Comunssioners, in preference to all other
products, as thebest Disinfeetant for the preven-
tion of infections4lisea3es. Price 25 cents.
Victoria Sharpening and Polishing Paste
-Thi S PREPARATIoN 'is me:quelled in its rapidity
for Sharpening and Polishing Cutlery. Table and
P(,okutI,nives, Bnzors, Surgieal Instruments, Shoe -
in rakers' Knives, Plane )it s and Chisels, tte. Noth-
ing has over boon discoveret1 winch hats sprang
int -fl' popularity more • quiekly, or become of at,
much value in every hon ;thorn and worksh6p for
general naefulness. Price 25 cents. 230
MONEY TO LOAN.
11-`13,E subseriber has MONET to loan to any
1- amount on good farm property. Interest, SIX
per cent. per 'annum, when the intereat and prin-
ciple are paid yearly, and $ per centper annum
when the intereat only is paid.
A G. AleDOUGALL,
227-52 At cb.eap cash. Store, sign of the Bear.
MONEY TO LEND.' .
rilLE undersigned has $8,000 .and upward, private
funds, to loan, at 8 per cent. per annunT! on
Farui property. Charges moderate. Marriage
Licences isseea. Apply to •
- 227-5s- • w. a. WILSON; Zurich.
-(••••
BRITANNIA. 11.0.US.E,
SEAFORT.H.
W. mu IS NOW SHOWING A FULL STOCK OF
DRY GOODS; MILLIN,ERY,
BOOTS AND SHOES AND GROCERIES.
SUITABLE FOR THE PRESENT SEASON'S TRADE.
And While returning thanks for the patronage of the past seven aoars, desires to notice that the stock
-
is large enough to supply the heaviest buyer'choice enough to satisfy the most particular, and as good
value as can be obtained by any purchaser; that he has had the same
ADVANTAGE OF PURCHASING
BEFORE THE RISE
As any other house, and will as readily give CUSTOMERS the benefit of it.
The following advantages are claimed for the house:
—
1. K long experience in the trade.
2..Peraonal inspection of all goods bought.
8. Onelorice only, theLOVirEST possible. •
\ • 4. A well STOCK to seleet from.
BRITANNA HOUSE
Opposite the Post -office, SEAFORTH.
1872. NOVEMBER, •1812.
TIB 1.a-A..1:Z.0-S'T STOCK,
THE CHEAPEST STOCK,
AND THE
.:GREATEST VARIETY.
IS TO BE HAD FOR CASH CR APPROVED CREDIT AP
I
LIVINGSTONE'S
DOMINION HOUSE,
AINLEYVILLE
BANKRUPT
IN SEAFORTH,
STOCK
(JOHN LOGAN'S OLD STAND)
SILKS,
MILLINERY,
DRESS GOODS,
SHAWLS,
Consisting of
MANTLES,
GLOVES,
HOSIERY,
LINENS
TWEEDS,
UNDERCLOTHING,
FLANNELS,
CARPETS,
NEW ..WOOL GOODS,
And a fall assortment of
FIRST-CLASS DRY GOODS.
CHEAP SALE FOR 10 DAYS.
NO TROUBLE TO SHOW GOODS AT THE
NCHESTER HOUSE.
fo?
-
• r
"Money Saved is Money Earned.
YOU GAN SAVE MONEY BY BUYING YOUR
feCE
1ES tt) LictUre
—AT—
WILSON & YOUNC'S,
MAIN STREET, SEAFORTH.
JUST RECEIVED, PER. STEAMER, DIRECT FROM CHINA,
A LARGE' CONSICNMENT OF TEA,
Consisting of the folio wing kinds FINE YOUNG HYSON, PING &MY,
MOYTJNE, GUNPOWDER, 00N(30, SOUCIONG, ORANGE
PEKOU and other tirst-elass brands.
As a very large stock of these Teas has been received, they will be sold very cheap.
FRUITS.
BAISINS—New Va1entia„ Layer, Sultana and Mousquetel, fresh and new.
CURRANTS—In great quantity and surprisingly cheap.
ORANGE, LEMON and CITRON PEELS.
PRUNES—Very nice, and good value.
LIQUQRS
Of all kinds, and of the best brands, wholesale and retail.
WINES AND BRANDIES, for medicinal purposes, -warranted pure.
ALES AND PORTER, in bottles or on draft, warranted good.
•
]?LO UR A .LY D FEED.
All kinds, delivered promptly in any part of Seaforth, Egmondville and flarpurhey.
POULTRY.
CASH paid for any quantity of well-dressed Poultry.
All kinds of FARM PRODUCE taken at the highest market prices.
300, Packages No. 1 BUTTER wanted.
WILSON & _YOUNG, Scott's Block, Seaforth.
—
GROCERIES,
CR.POKERY AND GLASSWARE
ballad at the
FLOUR AND FEED STORE
At the lowest prices.
Call and exami.ue our . well -selected stook of
SUgARS, CO:FPI-ES, &c.
Canned Fruit, Oyatert, Salmon, Lobsters and
Sardines constantly oa
Stock-raisersvould do well totry SimPson'sHorse
and Cattle Spica the finest and cheapot Condi-
tion Powder in tlirworld.
T. P. KENDALL & Co.'s ante W. A. Shearson &
Co.) celebrated
FAMILY FLOUR
•
Delivered on the shortest netice.
The highest Market Price paid for all kinds of
'Produce.
CEDAR POSTS and SliffirGLES still on hand
THOMAS LEE.
E STUFFS.
FOR TRE BEST
MADDER,
• INDIGO,
LO.GVVOOD;
'COCHINEAL,
MAGENTA,
And all other genuine
DYE STUFFS,
R
Producing rich and durable colors, go. to
LUMSDEN'S
Corner Drug Store, Seaforth.
POULTRY! POULTRy!
a
The subscriber will pay the
HI HEST CASH PRICES
For any quantity of fat, well-dressed
P 0 131,1T-RY
Delivered at the
EGG EMPORIUM,
Main -street, Solorth.
POULTRY TO BE DRAWN,
227 D. D. WILSON.
MALCOM'S
GREAT ECC DEPOT,
MARKET SQUARE, SEAFORTH,
The subscriber begs to inform th4 public that
he has greatly extended his premises and is pre-
pared as hitherto to pay the highest price for any
quantity of
GOOD PREAS7I EGGS,
Deliveredat his place of business.
No Market Fees on EGGS.
W M. MALCOM.
Seaforth, March 25,1872. 225
INK.
J. SEATTER,
•EXCHANGE . BROKER,
And dealer in Pere •
DRUGS CHEMICALS AND DYESTUFFS,
-PERFUMERY,
FAIWYAND TOILET ARTICLES
Agent for Sewing Machines. , Money
telend on easy terms.
SEATTER,
Seaforth, Nov. 3, 1879. 59-tf.
SEAFOBTII PLANING MILL.
SASH, DOOR AND BLIND FACTORY
subscriber begs leave to thank hie numerous'
customers for the liberal patronage extended to
him since conunencing business in Seaforth, and
trusts that he may he favored with a continuance
of the aame.
Pasties intending_to build would do well to give
him a call, as he will continue to keep on hand s
large stock of all kinds of
DRY PINE LUMBER,
• DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS,
SHINGLES, LATH, ETC.
Be feels confident of giving satialaetion to those
ntho may favour him with their patronage, as none
but first:class worknlen are employed.
r..:e• Particular attention paid to Custom P ning.
201 JOHN ft. BROADFO
iodized Cod Liver Oii.
THIS Preparation's a solution of Iodide of Iron
in perfectly puke Cod Liver Oil. It may be
'used in all cases where the shaple 011 is ordered,
and will be found greitly superior to it. This
preparation is highly beneficial in Painonat7Con-
sumption, -Scrofulous Complaints, Chronie .Skin
Diseases, and for all chronic disorders arising from
defective digestion assimilation or nutrition. It
is also highly usel;il in. Chronic llhetunatism and
Gout.p 1.1 e $
lle dg rl.Syrupeft
e; or ep aira tli_oppo,peoih
ni nie.
T
gt t:eA-H1HyS‘sanpiophosaphites of -Lime, Soda, Potash and
Iron, with free Hypephosphorous Acid. This
Syrup is a certain remedy for .General
from any cause, Nervints Diseases and Scrofulous
Complaints. It is also highly metal in diseases of
the bones (especially in infants) and Incipient
Consumption. Price $1.
The above Preparations are of standard medical
reputation, and containing no seeret ingredients,
7312.11 be prescribed by physicians without hesita-
tion. Prepared by JOEMWndIoLn,LXoidtali
Loo.
For sale by -11. Lumsden, Seaforth; X.11. Grant,
Ainleyville; G. A. Powell, Wroxeter, and Druggists
generally. 235
J. P. BRIINIE,
'LICENSED A.IJOTIONEER for the County of
A-1 Huron. Sales attended 'in all parts of the
Country. All orders left at TIM EXPOSITOR Office
will be promptly attended to. 198