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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1872-12-06, Page 2• - CAPTAIN TILLER'S WOOING. Captain Seth Tiller, returning from. his weekly fishing voyage in his gond barque Tickler, was surprised to find . his domicile shut up, and appatently de- serted. Still mole surprised was he, upon being informed by it sympathizing, neighbor, who delivered ta'hitu the door -key, that his sister Nancy, who had. been since his mother's death his sole housekeeper, had formed a sudden attachment for a travellingtinman in a neighboring town, and had, on the Previous day, walked off, , or rather, ridden_ Off with the same in his wagon Nancy had left her love and. a piece of roast beef for her brother'to- gether with a message to the- effect that she " hoped he would think, better for it andcometo see' her and Joseph, which nothing would please them More.' "Dinned if I do !" said Captain. Seth -Tiller, wrathfully, - "Let her be satis- fied with Joseph—since shewas fool enough to leave at comfortable hdme for the sake of getting married. Just like women the whole world over. 'A saan's cialy got to say will yer ?' and they. temp at it like a dog at a bone that's flung to him. Wel!, let her go. I don't veer. A woman ain't worthmuch anyhow, and I guess 1 kin get along without This was said aloudestiatly as a relief benefit of his next beta neighbor, Mies Hester Bitting's, 'Who' sat at her window in visible enjoyment of his chagrin. And then to sho* his independence of woman, Captain Seth straightway set about pre- paring his'avening meal. ''Any fool can ina,ke: tweed." he said to himself. And putting a quantity of flour in a pan, he Went- to •the hydrant in the back yaid; and let on a stream of water — working toe whole into a soft Stieky paste,which with great difficulty, he finally got froni his hand into a cold bake pan, which he then put into the stove. , e*eh trifles as yeast or shortening never ocenrred to- him. Then he pit about, a cupful. of ground coffee to two clips-, of cold water, and set on the stove to boil,, after which he looked after the cold beef. But the rats had been there before him ;'arad Captain Seth, with a few etaPressive adjectives, flung the meat out cif the window to his. dog Pickle. leP11 have a bile& fowr gtiess," said of e- a d. t LI • to his own feelings. 'an partly for the he, as his eye fell itpen Nancyl's TcOuple rather ancient pullets," 'stalking Ion ly about the premises: And after prolonged cha.se, in which Pickle ren deied effective service, one of the un fortunate fowls was ran down, decapit ated, plucked on the spdt, and sum marily planged into a pot for boiling. It is due to the Captain tosaytha the idea of cleansing the fowl had neve occurredto him, else do' ubtless tha • important matter would have been at tended. to. - Poor Captain Tiller!:He never sus fleeted anything wrong mita he attempt ed to take the putty -like mess of dough from the oven, and to cut into the boile fowl. And then bread and fowl followe the beef, and Pickle feasted. to his fancy royally that day. And if anything ceul have addted to Captain Seth's bit -terries of feeling, it was hearing the 'derisiv laugh of Miss Hester Bittings Who had witnessed the whole of his proceedings in the beak, yard, and also beheld the exi of the savory viands through the kitchen window. Not that Miss Bittings or Captain Tiller were maliciously inclined by nat ure. Their natural enmity had origioat ed in a feud between Captain Seth's- ter- rier, the aforementioned Pickle, and Miss Hester's tortoise -shell eat, Pink. Pink was partial to -taking her noonday siesta on the top of the palings separat- ing the two, which, proceedfna Pickle regarded as an intrusion ,upon his per- sonal rights and resented it accordingly. The lady took part With her eat, and. the Captain espoustA the cause of his dog. Captain Seth called Nine' Hester a spite- ful cat, and she retorted by informing hina that "he and. that other dog were the pest of the neighborhood. Hence thepresent bitteruees of feeling between the two. The Captain Went out and got an ex- pensive, unsatiefactorY and badly Cooked supper at the ouly public house in the little seafaring:town where he resided. He came home, cold and 'miserable ; and unable to find the matches, groped his wav to bed in the darkness. • The morning brought no comfort. There were things to be 'set to rights," " climes " to do, pots and pans to be ecoured, his clothes to be 'mended and washed, and Captain Seth lookedround with a sort of despair. For the first time in ins life there da.weied open his mind aepermption. of -the' usefulness of pea -jack t, and betook himself to that lady'is a .•de. • " Gool-raornin', widder," said Captain. Seth, as, in answer to his knoek at the door, M and apro ed with of cooki kitchen. s. Tyron appeared in atidy cap , au.d with her bare arms dust - lour, while an appetising odor' s• issued from the comfortable • At th t smell the visitor's heart en- larged, a d his nostrils expanded as those of a war horse who hears from afar the din of ba " Wh lawks a -mercy ! is it you, eep'n T' ler' Hope nothili's happened— leestwiS since Nancy's run away and got married " " Tha,'s jest it. widder responded the capt in glooinily shaking his head, " that's est what is the matter. How Nancy c me to make such a fool of her - w en she'd a good home, and i - clothes and victuals, ancl the whole house to herself when I'm away II $:‘ No , that's what -I call unreason- able of ott, Cap'n Seth," interrupted Mrs.' Ts ron, seriously taking up the cause of er sex, its she wiped the flour from her hands, and out of respect to her visitor sat down to her knitting. man's a woman, and 'this'll be expected b deny herself everything for the Sake of clothes atidfrvictuale. She 'must ha e somebody t'her more keer for more -tha a brother is likely to do, It's only nat re, after ,a,11. What'd becoine of the wo id if everybody took -to leadin [single , I'd like to.know ?" " - "Well g ue ss -there's some sense in. that,wich er," quoth.the captain, scratch- ing his head under his sou -wester, " and I'm'rat-ther rejleed to hear you 'express such sentiments ; seein' as it'll Likely help us, to an agreement on .4 pint I've come to propose. t w • "Ah !' said Mia. Tyron, putting back the border of her cap and pricking up her ears. - "You see," he resumed,- in a lsusiness- - lit e manner, ' • a man do- -to hum without a woman to look around and see arter things. It"e their basineas you know. - We met go rubbin and scrubbin' round the kitchen and bedreome. Now, rye heard Nancy say th:at: You're a not- able housekeeper and manage." • , "Oh you want me to keep house for you, mebbe ?" , "About that," .replied the captain, staring steadfastly into the fire. " What celery ? '- " Why, I wasn't jest calenlatin' upon a salary. I thought We might go into partnership -together, if it's agreeable. I'm a plain bueiness 4nian, as you know,, wichler, ; and all I've got to Stay is that if you'll be Mrs. Captain Seth Tiller "Stay a minute, if you . please CaVen ?" exclaimed the lady, hastily jumping up. " I do believe the cookies-. . • is burthag. • , He waitedpatientlyi while she busied herself about -the oven. Then she came back wiping her heated. face on her clean apron. andeelacidly resumed her seat and her knitting. " Well, widder. what's the' agree- ment ?" • "Veil, you see, Captain Tiller," she answered,slowly and.thoughtfully, I've been considerin' _of it, while tendin' the cookies, and I've made up my mind that I needn't be in a burry to marry again. I've had my share cif a wife's trouble, and feel like takin! ai! little rest t� myself now, as I go downward into the valley of the shedder, where we'll all find our everlasting rest." . " T might, perhaps, help you on the 'wa,y, you know," said the captain argu- mentatively. ' - "I'm obleeoed to -you," she responded, with a sigh, "but I'm. pretty grog; thanks be to goodness ! and can get aim(' Avell enough Without help--least- Avis:for a spell longer." "Well," said Captain Tiller, slowly rising, "if that's your iesoluticn, I needn't waste no more of your valuable - time abont it, I calculate. Good Ornin', widder." "Stay a minit, Capin. Won't kou hev some cookies and, a Cup of tea; af re you go?" "No, thank you, marm. Pm obleeged o you all the same. Good niornunt:" And the captain walked home and sat own on the three-legged stool, aud gaz d into the fire as before.. The reeult of his wooing had been -al- ogether unexpected to him. Here was a woman who had.actually recetved, and _rejected a, proposal without giving it - more. than a .mom.ent's hesitation., "I guess she's too eld aml, worn out, • as she says," he cogitated and T must look out for a younger widow, who'd not he likely to think so hard of the matter. There's Mrs. -Fuller—she as was lvlelissy Brown, if I remernber rightly. She's about thirty. Blither .too young for my ideas; but I e'pose I must put up with it" wonaur a ' ‘ day or two C FCaptain led this miserable mode a( existe!liee:e and as the p tune approached. for entbarkiug on his , fj, next voyage, he looked j.upon that and a his prospective return with a species of a forlorn horror. . "Somebody'll break into the honse - and rob it !" thought he. Or the -things get musty ands mouldy, with being shut up without any fire e and—look at them duds of mine !" He frowned wrathfully at a heap of sailor's cleth.es lying in the corner of the room, all of which wanted washing, and. spree of which stood in great need of re - repairing. And Nancy had always [kept them so neat and clean. ' No sooner thought than acted upon. , "Mrs." Fullet was in her 'garden, lanting hollyhock- roots. She wore a ounced calico dress, and a girlish white pron, elaborately, tufl;ed and looped, as he captain thought, like a tent -rigged .hooner under full sail. For an instant his heart inisgave him, though he feltre-. assured by the gracious smile with which he was received, as the young widow furtively adjusted heriront hair beneath. her sun -bonnet, and. gavethe latter itself a coquettish tilt on bee head. •e e " Well !: Mrs. Fuller, you're preparin' r spring betimes, I see. Fancy garden. tick—eh IP'. " To be sure,. Ca taio ! I like flower's Id other pretty things. Don't you?" Iswered she, with a sidelong glance of er dark 'eyes. • . e " wo,_ 1 sceercely know' " replied the - t ptain, doubtfully.." r o my laiud ere's nething prettier thn---- ' - "Thai what ?" urged . Mrs: Fuller, etendirig, to look unconscious. • - •„, "Than a net full of fine herring. You gh-c to 'a peen my last load, -all alive' Id kicking, and squirming and spark - ng like—like-----" the captain was not inarkabie for a lively fancy, so he add- -"like nothin' but fresh hetain' can inrm and sparkle !" The widow stooped down and grubbed a marigold root. "1 hate herrings," said she. "Yes ! Well,- now, that's rather un- rtunate. The woman that takes me must take my herrings likewise." "Who's going to take yon !" , "Why, I hope she ain't so very far off," said the captain significantly. , "Leastwise, not outside this 'ere gar - d !" . 10 "Look 'ere !" said Captain Tiller, ris• lag,. and AvAthlais back the stove, his h legs astride and his hands in his pockets, apestrophized the furniture in genetal— th ea " Look 'ere! this state of . things won't do -no longer. l've had enough of it A. man can't be expected to live like a wild Pr Injon. get married." Captain Tiller was a man of his word, ou and who, having made up his mind to a thing, was sure to act promptly upon it. re He sat down nowon a three-legged ea stool before the fire, and .leaning his eq, elbaws upon his knees, meditated. In three days 4e would sail, therefore there at was a. necessity for prompt action. "Let's see," said „Captain Tiller, thoughtfully, "It'll be better to take a fo widder, I guess.. Widders are more steady than 'tothersand more usecl to things, and won't expect any courting, and that sort o' nonsense Not a young widder, though. They're apt to be flighty." Then he mused again, and decided within himself that the only one he knew answering his `requisitions was widow Tyron. yes, he'd marry the widow Ty- ron. And with a slap on the knee as of one who had arrived at a final and satis- factory conclusion, he arose, clapped his souwester upon his head, buttoned up his "You. don't mean me ?" " Well, p'r'aps I do mean you." "Humph !" said the widow, with a toss of her stm•bonnet,' and a short laugh. "Well, I must say•that this is a queer way to come a courting !" "Oh," said the suitor, a little crest- fallen, "I don't set up to be much in the THE HURON EXPOSITOR„ courtin' line, like the young sparks here- abouts. You and me ain't neither one of us °Nelms, you know, Mrs. Pullet; so we can arrange sensible like, withont any nonsense of that kind." "Arrange what ?I inquired the widoW, flashing her, black eyes rather ominously • upon the captain. " Why, about our marriage, yeti know." As if I would have you iz' she burst - forth angrily. "Aman that walks into my garden suddenly in his workday clothes, and without, even settin.' down or sayin' a word of courtin' for oleceney's sake, tells me that I'm no chicken, and aaks me downright to arrange for marry- ing him, jest as he'd ask to buy a green goose, or a sucking pig for his Suuday's dinner !" And vvi thou t another word, the widow Fuller fleunced into the house, while the dieeppointed suitor walked rather blank- ly out at thegate. " Thee're Chard setthem waders, he meditated. "1,11 give 'em up, I guess, and take a Single Womap. But I won't have a yeting skettish one, to be rampag- ing about while I'm out of the. way. There's Miss Charity Hasson. She's a, *good manager 6f 000rse. I guess she'd do about aswell as any." He ttirned io the direction Of Mita ,Charity's house when be remembered Mrs. Fuller's hint about his clothes. be went home, put on a gorgeous titter- ed vest —kept for state occasions—rub bed a handful of hog's lard into his hair, •arminted liis.beots with the same, and set forth with renewed Algot on his wife hunting expedition. - Miss Charity' looked up grimly as he en- tered. ler neat kitchen; end placing a chair for Ilan, herself took another on the oppetite'side of the room. It wasn't her cuetorn to :receive the visits of single' men alone in he house, as she often said.. • '• Perhaps, ,because they never came!' said her neighbors.. • ' ' - • '. "You're lneking uncennmoe 'well, Miss Hobson," said the captain, .planting his hands on hie knees, and • gazing at her with what lie meant to be an amiable smile—mindful, from his late experience, that it might he necessary to do a little in the courting line before popping the question.' I'm pretty *ell, I thank' you,", res- ponded the lady drily. "And moustrous snug and comfortable resulned the, suitor, glancing around: ' "But ain't you a little lone- some at times'?" - • "Not- 11 -I've got a dog and to cats —them as you see there; .and mean to have a mockin.' bird, soon as Jabez Long can get one tor the. So I've got- no rea- son to be lonesome." -le " But -cats and. dogs, ain'thutn an crit- • ters, Miss Hobson,' said Captain Tiller insinuatinglY. • "I reckon I -don't need to be told that, Captain. 'They ain't human erect- ers, but soMething' better, if anything." Not equal to a husband, maybe; Miss Hobson." A' what !" shrieked Miss Charity, ficercely, glancing over her spectacles: "O1, nothin' particular. Only I'd. think it would be a melancholy thing for a ttoman to be all elope With a lot of cats and dogs, as she's gettin' on jab the downhill o' life, and."—he remembered Mr. Tyron's expression—" and. the'val- ley o' the shedder. Cats and ilogs can't '71idk away th' wrinkles from her face, nor bring down her gray hairs with— with pleasure to the grave." • . " Cap'n Tiller," said Miss Hobson, laying down on her lap the' stocking she was knitting andabeamd'at litre with a' flush on her sallow cheek--' Cap'n Til- ler, I'd like to know, once for all, what you mean ?" ' ' Be saw that she was angiy. He didn't know why --but' felt it .inctimbent upon him to soothe and please her. .So he ,diew his chair across the floor, and sat down close beide her. • " Come; now, let's you and me have a friendly enderstaoding together," said he, leeting-coitaingly into her face. I'm sure got none .but the softest -kind o' feelings toward you and I don't see why you shouldn't reciprocate. " • A nd to add . point, to his words, 'he put `his left aria acrogs the back of her chair and with his right forefinger touehed her deht cately and playfully in the ribs. Miss- Charity, Hobson bounced from her char as though- a bonibehell had ex- ploded underneath it. ' "Git out o' this house," sheshriehed. "I1l let you know how to come round, sassing a lone woman_ and in her own honee, too! Here Blinker, at him ! ketch' him !" and with Blinker at his heels, and' Miss Hobson wrathfully fol- lowing in his wake, the innocent -minded Captain Tiller anede• his exit from the house which' he had' entered with. such amiable intentions. Very dejectedly be walked hOine Ti wasn't:.such s. very eafty thing, after all, to get'a, wife, and, lie felt for thepresent y discouraged from any far- ther attempt in that - line. ,Moodily he sat down on the bottom of !,a tub --he rarely took a chair, unless he was corn - Mused' upon his adverse .fate. Hefelt humbled -and forlorn. .Pleage, sir, - Misses"' have sent you some supper," whined a very small t'oice behind hint, and. the captain, turning,' beheld Miss Hester Bittings' very small servant, hearing on -her -arrns a very large tea-tray laden with good , things. Theft: was a pitcher of steamfia; coffee, plate of hot, , buttered cakes; a nicestesk with onions :laid other good things all done to the 'point of perfection. Poor Capain Tiller's senses warinedup at, the' .sight, even in the midst Of his astonish- mbent. •. • " You don't mean to say," he remark: ed ;to the very small servant—" you don't Mean to say that she --that Miss Hester Bittings- sent me • these 'ere fixio's ?" "Yes, sir, she did sir,' responded the diminutive . handmaiden, eagerly. "She said. she - couldn't abide to see even a dog living in sich a way and eat- ing sich victuals ! ' The captain wasn't offended. He .felt too much subdued for that, now ; and besides, the sight of that supper trey would have overcome any feeling of ris- ing Wrath in his bosom. He was even sensible of a, glow of gratitude, and, un- der the influence of this emotion, he took down from the mantel shelf a stuffed green parrot, glued to a sea shell, and - thrust it into. the hands of the small maiden. • ' " There,' my leetle gal," he said, "there's something for her kindness." • He emptied the' contents of all the plates and dishes into crockery of his own, and, without thinking of washing the former, sent theintbaceto tb.e owner, together with the small mOdel of a fish- ing smack, wrought by himself in his hours of leisure while on shore. Miss 1 - Hester- laughed I.When she beheld these things. " Poor -mien," she said, "he hasn't got -a shad heart, -after all, and it would be a pity to let himistarve," Su the next day she sent him a daint- ily cooked _dinner. "Miss Hester " said Captain Tiller, that afternoon, rather slyly, addre.ssin her as she sat at her window sewing "wouldn't you like to hev yOur fenc palings . fixed. up a bit? 1 see they'i broken 'through. _ "Why, it would be a-convethence t have theta palings mended.," she ad rnitte.d. Whereupon Captain Seth set to work and with hammer and nails manfully re paired the fence. "Jest call on the whenever you're i need. o' sich`jobs," he remarked, ,aaniably _when it was completed. " nd I'll do your. .cookinF for yo while ye,u're ashore, etiptain, ' respohd: ed the gratified Miss Bittings, A sudden light flashed upon the min( of Captain Seth. Why bad he neve before thought of this? Miss 'Hester," he said, "you 'don' mean to say, you'll, forgive Pickle fo worrying youS Pink ?" "Why, he is WOrriting dog," th lady replied, dabiouely. "I'll Send him away !" said the cap tain, rna,gnaniniously. "La ! what an id ea, Captain? Oh, no letthe critter alone. I dare say they'l • _ ed by Messrs. 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THOMAS; PRELrs, N. Y." - And NORTHROP & LYMAN, Newcastle, Ont., Sole Agents for tile . Norls.—Eleetricet-Selected and Eleetrized. So1.1 Seafoith by E. Ribksen & Cd. and R. Liunaden, The Great .Feniale Remedy, yet- be friehds, after. a while.. It's all our duties t,O.be friendly' to one auother you uienced. .the captain heartily. "Wherefore, it ,follers tha you and Me qught to be friends aswell as Pickle' and Pink." sure I've mi 'Wish to be -- othet, /V wise with anybody, said• Miss Hester lookiligaewn at het kiating. , " 17hen," said the captain, slowly, and somewhat diffidently, " melibe you wouldn't object to-- - "To what, eal5bain'?" "To eater alto-a:kinder partnership, you see-eyou, aitd;:nte together—to help one ancither ?" • l'iai willin' eo do *• hat helt‘ r can for you and my othee fellow erecters, I hope and believe," responded Miss Bittings; piouely. " It's naf dtity when I see a follorn bhdyiti need hell:Ito do what -I can to make 'em conifOrtable." • After this verylew wotds.were 'teem sary, and an hour subsequent Captain Seth Tina was -seen with a beatniag 'countennnce entering the gate of Par- . sOn Denipster's yard; and on the follow- ing day 'the- twain—that is Captain ;Seth Tiller and Mies Hester Bittings—were made one. That evening,' be sat at a; lUxurious supper with hie wife, to the great admira- tion of '.the small handmaiden, and the apparent' bewilderment's of Pickle and Pink, the following note was left for him: - • " Capeain ve been coasidetin' of what you said. and, as second thought's wisest, I hey borne to the con- clusion that it will be a. -comfort to heyea hand to help`me down into the valley of the shedder. You's truly, Wrienn, Iota." " Durn the valley of the shaddet !" exclaimed Captain Tiller. throwing aside the note, and betaking himself anew to his oysters. k The tempting bivalves were hardly disposed of when. a hard knock at the door heralded a hard. voice, which in- quired : ' Captli Tiller to hum ?" "Yes' responded- the small hand, Maiden promptly. "Then. give him this," said the hard voice ; and a bit of paper, folded trie angttlarly, was thrust into the girl's I hand, while hasty steps' were heard. re- treating. • The paper contained these mysterious words in pencil: 1 "11 Captain Tiller he will stop round ' at- Miss G. Hobion's—and hopes he Will - excuse Blinker, which she'leraiws and ,be- -lieves his intentions was not 'rib le to her,' and a mieta,ke oh.C. 11 's part --t will be pleased to see him, C. 11." ' " Durned' !" muttered Captain Tiller, lighting hie pipe. • " Why, -What's it all about ?" inquired his bride-glancing:somewhat suspiciously at the two notes. So the captiiiii told her. "‘Huirrpli,r.saidlltrs. Seth Tiller; •and sat thinking rathee moodily. • '• kee;"" *sukgested her epouee deprecatingly; " I -hadn't an idea then that' yoa'd hev me." - • Mrs.. Tiller was a, sensible woman, and she aecepted the eiplahation with- ,outemoretathe.• — ' ft Please sir," said the.' Small- maid, with very big eyes, "here's a boy. cane and brought another letter." ''Let's seeitig said!Mrs, ;Seth exercis- ingher tnatritnonial•priielege. • And she •read aloha. the .following, written:mil pink tinted.papee, and sealed' in an embotsed.envelope : • ' "' Dear Captain I'd/et-a-Been eafiecting • you round 'to -day. Hope no of. ; yob' know when a -.wolnan's took -byesurptise she's 'obliged. to say 'what she don't "always.. mean. I'm to 'home this evening; feem- seVelt to ten. TruIy yOuts1 MELISSA FULLER." ' Well," the captain, running his 'fingers throUgh, his hair, -" if this ' don't 'beat all ?" Ru&oritters them women !" Andre beld enough, some of joined in Mrs. Tiller.. i• TO 'be making pabposalsto a married men !"' " Why-, you see, they doiet know Yet that I ani married." "Then, best let 'ein know it at once. Suppose you accept all the intitations right away, -and take me -along, by way of explanation, you knew." The•ca-ptaid ohm...lied with an inward • appieciation of his bride's devernees and wit He took. her adetie and. the pair made the round of bridal calls, to their own satisfaction, if not to that of the recipients thereof. Mrs. Tyron sighed. Widow Fuller laughed—somewhat hysterically, it must be confessed—and Miss Hobson talked - of a suit:for. breaoh of promise. Not one of the three ever forgave him. 8PECIAL NOTICES. Baaaittasa.—Eaas's Cocoa. —GRATE - nil, AND COMFORTING,— By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govin the -operations of digestion and nutrition, aud by a careful application of the fine properties of well -selected coeoa, Mr. Epps has provided our breakfast ta- bles with a delicately flavoured beverage which may save us many heavy doctors' bills."—Civil Service ,Cazette. Made simply with Boiling Water or Milk. Each packet is labelled—Jaeras EtTs <Si Co., R. oinceopathic Chemi\sts, London." MAN atact CBE OP COeoi.—‘` We will now give an account of the process adopt - 3,013 MOSES' PEET9D1pA'T. . . , THIS ithalitable medicine 1,1 'unfailing in the ta- cure of all those painful and difaigerous diseases to which the female constitution id subject. It moderates ;al excess And removes All obstriictions, and a speedy cure mai be relied din To married. ladies, it ia pecaliarly suited. Itwill In &short time, bring on .tbe monthly peidod with regulanty. These Pills ehmild- not be taken by Females during the,first three months -of Pregnacy, as they are esiitrheeyto:14:vbrsitafige.on. Miscaniagej but; a, any • ,other In all cases of Nervous -and Spinal Affections, pains in the back and liinbs, fatigue on eleie ex- ertion, Palpitation ,of the heart, hystencin and whites, those pills -will effect a Imre 'whew all ether means have failed; and although a powerful remedy, AO not contain iron, calomel, antimony, or anything hurtful to thq constitution-. Full directions in the pamphlet around each package, which should be carefully preServed. • Job Moses,_New Yoyk, Sole Proprietor. $1.00 and 12i cents for postage, enclosed to Northop & Lyinsm, Newcastle, Ont., general agents for the Dominion, will junto a bottle,:coutaining,; over 50 pills by return mail. Sold Seaforth E. Hickson & Co., and R. Lumsden. 1.97-6 A VOTE, VICTIM OF EAR- L indiscretion, causing nervous debility,prema- ture decay;&c.,having tried in vain everyllalvertisedi remedy, has discovered a simple means of self -cure. which he will send free to his fellow -sufferers. la - dress J. H.- Reeteh, 78 liassau-st., New -York., "48 RAILWAY 'TIME TABLE. Trains leave the • Seaforth Station as follows ;— - GOrNel WEST. .Mh e. I. 3.35 r. M. GOING EAST. • Mixed. 20 P. m. F.xpress. 1.02 f. M. ttpress: 10.50 te: Mail. 8.41 P. M. Mail. 8.00- A. M • • AINLEYVILLE I - PLANING' MILL, SASH, DOORAND BLIND FACTORY The subscriber having bought ant She *above Mill, also the gotia-will of the late ann, is now prepared to fill all orders in his line of bUsineue. .Sash, Doors ,and Mouldings ON HAND AN' D .• • - MADE Ta ORDER On the shortest notiee.- • DEC. 6, 1872. DUNCAN DUNCAN, SUCCESSORS TO E. HICKSON & CO. SPLENDID SHOW OE FALL AND WINTip GOODS. DUNCAN. & DUNCAN'S Large Stock of Fancy D2iesses, at Ex - :6 raordinary Low Price8, •I . SATINS', MERINOES, POPLINS, AC. DUNCAN & DUNCAN. -G7'08 and Glace Black Silks, • SPLENDID VALUE. BROCADED AND WATERED POPLINS. DUNCAN & DUNCAN. Ottoman, Sha-th ls Very Beautiful. DUNCAN &.DUNCAN. Scarlet ancl TFhite Plannels OLD PRIGES. DUNCAN' & DUNCAN. Blankets at MILLS PRICES. DUNCAN & DUNCAN., Edgings and Laces in Endless Trarieti • and makes, . RIBBONS. AND - SASHES Table Linens and Darnask,s. MINOAN & DUNCAN Cloth and Velvet 32antles In the New Shapes. DUNCAN D-ONCAN. DRESS .TRIMMINGS, - PA Stock Cotton'and Domestic Mods. , DUNCAN & DTWAN, Mourning Goods in, Great Variety, LACES CURTAINS, St.c. DUNCAN & DUNCAN Tweed. a goatifigs, Ciarnadian, Scotch, and English Tweeds, OVENCOATINOS AND VESTINOSI The finest Choice ever Tiered, AT OLD PRICES. DUNCAN & DUNOAX HOUSE 13L008KtiteG6YALailWenAdY141 to. HAND AND May 16, 1872 • 230 47 SU:: promptly:a jp4tplieBds., ENNET, p. . , CUSTOM PLANING a Ve1Ti--COMB1NATION. -Made. °Th SA°rt 4V°Ike' 8.1YZiJ1t and , 'Warranted to Fit. " . SEAFORD!' NOVELTY WORKS. JOHN MAR. ,T1N s WISITES to return thanigi to his customers and 4 friends for their generons patronage since as- suming charge of thkaboye Works, and begs to re - :quest the ittention of who' may- require any- thing in his line to the following list- of prices, at whiehxheoRisspEreR.Axinered:so, 1.u.n:.1.1. :o.x.1:$01,5,a09.014110.7 that cannot be surpassed in the trade : FARM GATES. from. '3 50 . WAGON RACKS 7 00 WHEELBARROWS 415 . LAND ROLLERS ..$9.5 and llirwaribn SURFACE DRESSING, per 1000 $ 2 FLOORING and. beveled.BOARDING per 1000... 4 SCROLL SWING done by the piece or set. • ItEPA_LRING MACHINES. • I am prepared at all times. to repair the woe& Iv ark of reaping and mowing machines, and, in fact, every other machine that can be mentioned. Boxes babbited. TO WAGON WAGON MAKERS The undersigned would also beg to inform Wag- on and Carriage Makers that he keeps constantly on hand, all kinds Of Bent Stuff suitable for 'their work. Carpenters, Builders, Farmers, and thd. public generally in need of any of the above 'articles would do well to favor me with their Patronage, as in my new premises, I have facilities for -doing this branch of work whieh cannot be surpassed. JOHN M. AI A.RT EN. Seaforth Novelty Works, Goderich Street. 228 Millinery and Dress- • making MRS- GREY Begs to intimate to the ladies of Seaforth and vi- duity that she has just opened a Villinery and Dressmaking Eatablishment in Seaforth, in the premises. on Main -street oppoRite the Fanners' Stot'e. She hm, IJSO engaged a first-eluss Miliiner Mal will be prepared to execnte in the neatest and 'float fashionable styles all work entrusted to her. Stamping, for Braiding and Embroidery, REM wan, Nov. 0, 1872. 258 8 DUNCAN- Si,' DUNCAN. -. Readymade Olothing; very Largelgtoqk oj Mika AND BOYS' SUITS, Overcoats, Paws and Vests -771aCtB on the • Prenases,'and sure to GIVE SATISFACTION. -= - DUNCAN & DUNCAN Have one Of the' _Largest and Best Stocks of Boots and Shoes in the County, viz.: Aren't .Psx4rte Cowhide Boots, Men's ,Iftp Boots arid tval.f Boots,' Women's wear in sorts of Leatlux and Felt, Children's Cabk Screw Wire Boots, &c. DUNCAN Sr. DUIsl CAN Have a Full Line of Bats and Caps,LL.c., GENTS' FURNISHINGS. a BUYERS Winfield our Stock, complete. 2V early all our Woolen Stock was purchased by E. Bickson cf.• Co., in anticipation of the • LARGE ADVANCE IN PRICE And we are prepared to sell, and will sell our Stock at OLD PRICES, Giving to our Customers the best class of Goods cheaper than any house in the trade. DUNCAN & DUNCAN, HICKSON'S OLD STAND. ' e 1 6, 1872. GAINTims. The height of impertinence—Ask- ing a Jew what his elmistian name is. —0 Poor Joel I, His head is level now if it never was before," is the inseription on an Iowa. tombstone, —A lady placed the following letters in the bottom of her' flour barrel and asked her husband to read thein—e x c yy R —An editor says his ancestors have been in the habit of living a hundred years. His opponent re- sponds by saying that that was be - foie the introduction of eapital pun- ishment. --The kindest hearted man lives in Oshkosh. He foi.bids everybody to disturb a hen who is taking her comfort sitting, on two porcelain eggs. Ile expects to have a gold rimmed teaset hatched out. The following is the most star - fling, compositor's line to "Ill out a coluine we have seen for a month "Does not a young mother's heart leap for joy when she beholds her darling babe's lst 2th." "What's to become of me if you die i" asked an affectionate Wife eof her receding husband. "1 don't know,'" he snapped out quertilmiedy. "It would look better ill you to bi thinking of -what's to become of um' —In speaking uf a local debat, ing society, a -country paper says "Our village debating clubs ars ir full blast, and questions that hale engrossed the intelligent function of sages ever since the flood ari being decided at the rate of two week."' —The Titasville Press tells th story of a nocturnal serenader wh sang, "When the naoo oon is shi-lai hi-ning,oier the la-letke, 01), the'he thi-hi-hi-hi-hink of the-ee-ee The music aroused a -dog about th size of a flour barreleAnd the -mus cian is doin_g_Lea well as Could be ei pected. -wei IS ira ' Shiaig Phrases. .Rev. Dr. Hal), of New Yer was sitting in his study one please August afternoon, his Ilion intent •,1 pon his Sun day',Serrti01111, tt his mind withdrawn frOM earth cares, when his train of thou& was rudely interrupted, and his s tention- distrae-ted fro- m his them by the fol t owing conversation "Oh, Nellie Hall, where are yi —you'd ought to have been there, just the stanningest fellow." Then a sound of running feet-, el pretty SCOn he heard his daught exclaim ; "Is diet you, Maggie r "Yes, come d.own quick, rya rii be 4 here in half ajie" , something to tell you.' Then a door olieneu and shot, a in a wfewhartitindioiteyso,u os 30 coming over here, there wasjust stunningest fellow, right in trout me. Just as i got opposite the M church, my music roll . slipped, a evak.,, elrypaper in it fell out on the w " Gracious I should have dumb confounded." . " And so I was, but it was ridiculous, that I almost die laughing 7 "Well, that fellow, do you thi stopped, turned round and hel nre to pick them up. I was all hti sloiy then. He walked as far here with me, tad I thanked ,f course, etc., etc. 'You know 'tis younself.' " The good Doctor scraithed head. Could that be his 'Nei whom he thought, so ladylike? opened, the .door, softly, a 11 creek, thinking, no doubt, Oat had tt right te play the part listener to so strangely mixed versation, and in his owu Ito Very soon it was Continued, time, daughter c.omlt , me_ eing .c via: it how's that for " Ob, isn't dtat sweet, how m Oial y five 4ellawicheap etion Ye8 indeed; but you said el/Ast:Lei,ung to ha*o is -",Never mind, all the sem The Doctor peeped to set they were talking about—and Nellie was hediihiting her bonzLet to the. edon.iring "Ise of fti "It's raging het here," " Well I dorrs know as -make it any coeier" said N lookingaround, -" 1 'spose teth kill me ,if 1 'el open a door.' father 4rad requested her the liefore, to keep the ‹luors -closed. " I guess les tie for me spatula -tie." saiu Meggie rising. " Don't tear youwelf away. you goingsto the leceere to-riig old last44 ving "Is(Ge:,u 1wigetSah vuon(leti::igi$11:-!!: sii go en " Did he. ife'd better spell hfirsat"et.,Tha nitis thsse boys bothering ro t's so. If there's anythi they ought to be put in a, berrel fed through the bunghole until ere ol?. enough to behave." I' 1 must bid yoti a fond .4/ E