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GAIETIES:
man up in New Hampshire
his two children Ebenezer
rise He always steaks to
Eh and Flo—very tidy piaci,
sick man was told that his
would probably marry again.
• right; said he, for there will
•one man to lament my death.
poor young wan remarks
vete only advice he gets frees
• talista is to live within his in -
whereas the difficulty he ex -
'claim is to live without an in-
--4 Do bats ever fly in the day
wet asked a teaeker of his chi es of
betiatoral history. Yes, sir,' the
• What kind of hats
the astonished teacher. Brick
r yelled the bora.
—Jones and Brown were talking
young clergyman whose preach -
they had heard that iday. What
yoa think of him r asked Brown.
e ink,' said Jones, he did much
better two years ago.' 'Why, he
didn't preach then,' said Brown.
tie,' said Jones, that's what I
mean.
The first bird 1 shot in Amer-
ity," sad an Irish sportsman, was
porcupine. I treed him under a
haystack, and shot him with. a barn
shovel. The first time I hit. hien
missed him, end the second time ,I
hit him in the same •place where I
missed him the first time.'
---"Xy dear madam,' said a cloc-
-lei to his patient, I am truly grati-
led tosee you yet in life. At my
last -visit. yesterday, you know,
*id you had but six hours to live
—'Yes, doctor, you did ; but I did
• not take the dose you left me.'
—There aie some people who
seem so mentally and spiritually
• sluggish that one is reminded of the
Irishman's remark, upon :watch-
ing the squirmings of a turtle that
he lied decapitated :—'Av course
he's dead, but the poor craythur is
not sensible of it.'
Wisconsin man has at last
discovered some use for the peacock.
The ornamental ornithological idiot
will -actually eat potato bugs.
Badly MI x'ed.
'Whiles the matter, Bob r
"Sane, who am 1?'
Why, you are yourself, Bob
Harrison, ain't you r
'No, fartfrom it.'
'Why, what's the matter r
Well, sir, I'm so mixed up, I
don't know.- who I am.'
'Don't take it so hard to heart?
T ain't ; I'm taking it in my
handkerchief?
Well, sir, what's the matter
Why, I am married.'
Married 1 ! ha! ha! why, sir,
you should be happy.'
'Yes, but I ain't?
'Why, all married men. are sup
posed to be happy.'
Yes, but how many are so r
Well, sir, as I said before, don't
take it su hard—tell us anabout it.'
"Well, Sam, tell you how it
is. You see I married a widder,
and this widder had a daughter.'
'Oh yes I see how it is. You
have been making love to this
daugh ter.'
'No! worse than that. You. see
my feller was a widower, and he
married this daughter, so that makes
mffather my son-in-law, don't it?
Well. don't you see how 1 am mixed
up r
Well, sir, is that all ?'
'No, 1 only wish -it was. Don't
you see my stepdaughter is my step
mother, ain't she I Well. then, her
mother is my grandmother, ain't
she '1 Well, 1 am married to her,
ain't I So that makes me my own
erandfather, doesn't it ?'
4111 -4, -4e -
Ile Knew EEina Like a Book.
This story comes from Bangor,
Me. Near Bangor, in Belittle vil-
lage, there dwelt, many years gone
by, a lay member, ,who kept week
days a country -store, and on Suni
days he would preach or exhort
• around among the neighboring towns
where he could find a vacant pulpit.
He was a man of limber tongue,.
• and could sell Yankee notions and
preach the gospel ye:7 handy.
It was his way to load up a wagon
and peddle all through the ceuntry,
• leaving his stme in the charge 'of his
• wife during his abSence.
• Finding himself, late in the week,
upon a certain time, too far from
home to get back, and having sold
out his load which at that time
consisted of dried apples, which by
e the way, were a little wormy, he
gave notice that he .wonld preach
the next day, which was Sanday, to
the people.
Many gathered to hear him. His
text was : And by- their fruit ye
shall know them? He handled this
subject in his Usual gallant manner,
and, closing up his sermon with a
glittering paragraph, he repeated
the text. Yes, my friends, and by
their fruits re shall kLlow
r Just at this point tip jumped a
tr retail grocer iii the place, who had
dealt with the exhorter the night
before, and said, lead enough to be
heard if the ehureh had been twice
R8 large Yes, -friend, and iria the
worms in their dried apples o.
Oriaket .
Thebest player in a village club,
and t� captain of 11, school eleven,
if not for other reasons unusually
unpo u et, is surrounded by a halo
of gloiy 'Which falls to the successful
in no other sport. Great thiogs are
expee dof bins, he is looked upon
with &siring eyes, and is indeed a
great male Ah, it is all very
well,' rot`i hear, But wait till Brown
goes Smith -and Robinson are out,
but w it till Brown apreare, then -
you w1! see how we shall beat you,
bowl int.out i(you.ban.' His right
hand ill atone for the short -com-
ings Of many smaller men, his
prow+ make up the deficiency of
his side. Or loot at a •match be-
tween, All England and twenty-
• two o tlodsbire, watch the clods -
men b tween the innings, how they
thron wonderingly round the chiefs.
of the eleven. That's him, that's
Daft, *ait till he takes the bat, then
you'll see summit like play.' Or
go to he " Bat- .and Ball' after the
match when the eleven. ate ,there,
and s e how their words are_dwele
on by an •admiring audience, and
their very looks and demesanor made
much of as the deliberate expressione
of -men great in their generation.
Again see the reception at Kenning-
ton Oval of a .‘ Salley pet' or a
poptihr amateur, or the way in
which Mr. Grace is treated by the
undemonstrative aristocracy of
'14orcl's,' and agree with me that
cricketteaches hero-worship in.its
full. What power the captain of
-the Eton or the Winchester eleven
bas, what an influence over his fel-
lows, not merely in the summer
when isdeeds are before the public,
but al ays froin a memory of his
prowess with bat or ball. -There is
one aevkward point about this ;
there are many cricket elubs, and
therefore many captains, and when
tee) o these meet _certein amount
of di culty arises in choosing which
is the hew to be worshiped. In a
match where the best players of a
district al e collected, and two or
more good men known in their own
circle and esteemed highly there play
together, who. is to say which is the
best ; ho is to crown the real King
of Br ntford ,Each considers him-
self st perior to the other, each re-
memb rs the plandits of his own
admit' rs, forgets that it is possihle
ODA bey nia.y be prejudiced, and
ignor s the reputation of his neigh-
bor. The result is a jealousy among
the c ieftains which is difficult
be ov rcome and whieh shows itself
even in the .test matches.—LondonSocietq.
Society.
A Savage Babel of Languages.
Aniong the one hundred islands
occupied by. the Melanesean race the
Bishop of Wellington informs us
there are no lees than two hundred
languages, differing from each other
as inueh Dutch andGerman, and
this diversity of languages and dia-
lects is confirmed by Mr. Turner, in
his account of his nineteen yeats'
residence in Polynesia. Among
the POons, or Ravage tribes of Oan
bodia, Mr. Muhot speaks of the
great number of dialects spoken
hy tri es whose', manners and cus-
toms are the came. Among the
Musg of Central Africa, Barth
tells tis that, owing to the absence
of friendly intercourse between the
several tribes and families, such
number of dialects had sprung up
as to render communication between
them difficult. Upon the river
•Arntion Mr. Bates mentions that in
a single canoe he found seyeral in-
dividuals speaking languages so
different as to be unintelligible to
the others.—Hature.
MOULDING & PAPER.
Tundersigned has on hand a splendid lot of
ROSEWOOD AND GILT
WILDING.
Also, I. Fine Lot of Straw
WRAPPING. PAPER,
FOR SALE, CHEAP.
Now is the time to buy as it is on the rise.
C. ARMSTRONG.
Main treet, Seaforth. • 221.
CASH and GRAIN.
JOIFICN LOGAN
Begs to inform all those indebted to him'either
by Note or Book Acconnt, that they must call and
settle the same, on or before the 1st of January
next, and save expense or trouble. The accounts
and notes are in the hands of Messrs. Logan &
Jamiesou, who are authorized to receive money
and grant receipts for me.
JOHN LOGAN.
GRAIN.
On and after MONDAY, Sept. 23, I will be pre-
pared to purchase all kinds of Grain and other
Farm Produce, for whieh I will pay the highest
market rice in cash, with fuir play, for any quan-
tity delivered at my Store -house, at the Railway
Station Seaforth.
250 JOHN LOGAN.
COOPERS WANTED.
ANTED I MM EIDIATEL Y, Eleven gciod
Coopers, to work at Salt Barrels.
Apply to " JOHN G. AMENT.
Seaforth, May M, 1812. •2E3
sae.
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HEAOIC EXPOSITOR.
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.A.rr
CA IIPBELL'S
CLOTHING
EMPORIUM.
A COMPLETE STOCK OF
,
WOOLEN GOODS, I,
Embraeing
Every article required for a FIRST-CLASS
' CHANT TAILOR'S business is now ready. -
I would now inform my numerous customers
that I am ready to show them
A STOCK 0, GOODS
•
THAT CANNOT FAIL TO SUIT =EDI
And get them up
SLiITS in first-class style;
On short notice.
Assuring them, at the same time, of my gratitude
for past favors and eery effort on my part to en-
sure its continuance.
WM. CAMPBELL,
Merchant Tailor,
- Y011 WANT 'A GOOD
Organ or Melodeo
CALT4 ON
FRANK PALTRIDGE,
Photographer,
Agent for Bell & Co., Guelph, who
ALL THE FIRST PRIZES.
Don't buy ft poor 'ORGAN. If you want a eh
musical instrument, bny aTEWSHARP, bu if
yon want a first -dues one, buy an Organ fr
Frank Paltridge, Photographer.
Not being at any expenee, Frank Paltridge
sell yon an organ from the best first -prize m or,
on better conditions than any other man.
SEWING MACHINE
A NEW SUPPLY OF
The Howe and the- Osboi
)4TVING MACHINES,
With all the latest improvements, just received
W. N. WATSON'S,
SEAFOIITH.
Call and see them, Their well-established reputa-
tion renders it unnecessary to particularize their
superior qualities, further than that they are she
best and cheapest made.
223 WM. N. WATSON, Seafortb.
_DYE 8TUFFS.1
GREAT ATTRACTIONS IN FRESH GROCERIES
X
P.
R; very best quality of all kinds of 'DYE _
STUFFS, at
R. LUMSDEN 'S
Corner Drug Store.
ROOMS TO LET. i
QEVERAL GOOD ROOMS in Meyer s Block
LI let on reasonable terms. Apply to
227 BENSON & MEYE
to
At
THOS. LEE'S
EAP FLOTTR & FEED STORE.
•
bon't forret that THOS. LEE'S is the niece for
THE BEST TEAS AT THE LOWEST PRICE.
Don't forget to try THOS.
E'S 60 cent Tea. There is nothing to equal it at the price.
FRUIT of all kinds, fresh and cheap.
Don't fo
et that THOS. LEE keeps Shearson's
X FLOUR, OATMEAL, CORNMEAL, CRACKED WHEAT,
GRAHAM FLOC,
COARSE GRAINS, and Feed of every kind.
0 AND A HALF TONS OF THE CHOICEST BACON;
- ONE D
ZEN BARRELS MESS PORK,
With a full stock of everything in the general provision line
S.—Lots of No. 1 SHINGLES and CEDAR POSTS
Constantly en hand at the lowest prices.
STRONG & FAIRLEY'S
- PQI
THAT'S THE PLACE REMEMBER IT.
9ROCERIES,
FRESIle-ARRIVECG D
LY, AND FOR SALE, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
TEAS,
FOR 50 CENTS AND UPWARD, WARRANTED.
Ten Pounds Good Sugar for One Dollar.
FLOUR, GRAIN and all kinds of PROVISIONS and FEED delivered in town free of charge.
et remaining a few hundred pounds of that delicious Side Meat and Smoked Hams. Call early be -
for it is all gone.
STRONG & FAIRLEY,
MAIN -STREET, SEAFORTH.
LARGER PREMSES AND INCREASED BUSINESS.
THANKS for past liberal
patronage, and a continu-
ance of similar favors so-
lieited.
• The Vigtoria Chemical Company,
Sole Proprietors and Menufaeturers of the Cele-
brated Victoria Carbolic Preparations. Laboratory
and. Works, -Victoria Hall, Melinda Street, Toronto,
4)nt.
The following Genuine Preparations are sold by
all Druggiete. Be sure and ask for the Tiortuna
PREPARATIONS, and see that you get them.
Victoria CarbolatedInycerine Jelly.
This Jin- is highly recoil -emended to Ladies as a
most agreeable Preperation for the Toilet. For
Beautifying the Complexion, and renaming the
Skin Soft, White, Clear, and free from Dryness, ie
is -enlivened. It will quickly remo-ve all Redness,
Roughness, Tan, Precedes, Pimples, and other int -
perfections. For Chapped Hands, ChilblainseFrost
Bites and Sore Lips, it cannot be surpassed. Price
25 °elite.
Victoria Carbolic Toilet Soap.
This TomnT Sett_ poisesses all the well -blown
antiseptic and disinfeeting properties of Carbolie
Acid, is agreeably scented, lutaa healthy action on
the skin, prevents irritation, removes the effects
of perspiration, and should be regularly used by
families. Cholera, Smallpox and -Patients
shottld be washed with this Soap ; and its use by
persons liable to infection will materially prevent
the spread of diseaee. Price 15 cents per Tablet.
Victoria Carbolic Salve.
This SALT)! is a rapid cure for all Skin Diseases,
• Cuts, Wounds, Bruises, Burns, Sores, Ulcers, Ring-
worm, Tetter, Eczema, Scald Head, Scurvy, Abe-
oesses, Boils, Pimples, &o. It possesses all the
• cleansing and healing virtues of Carbolic Add,
which has been found by Physicians everywhere
to possess curative qualities not discovered in any
other chemical preparation. Price 25 cents.
Victoria Carbolic Gargarysma.
• This GARGLE, is the most reliable and efficacioes
Remedy in all cases of Sore Throat,,-Iloarseness,
Diptheria, Bronchitis, Irritation of the Bronchial
• Tubes so common in this changeable climate,
Asthma, Offensive Breath, Ulcerated Gums, and
all diseases of the Mouth. For Public Speakers
and Singers it is invaluable. Theingredients en-
tering into this Gargle are used by all Physicians,
and for the cure of the above disorders are now,
imieubtedly, the most popular in the Marsala
lintrace. Price 25 cents.
Victoria Carbolic Disinfectant.
This DISINFECTANT is a sure preventive of Typhus
and Typhoid Fevers, Cholera, Smallpox and all in-
fectious diseases. It will prevent Contagion:in
Cattle. It is also invaluable for Disinfecting Wa-
ter Closet, Drains, Cesspools, Stables, Slaughter-
houses, &o., and for destroying nauseous effluvia
from whatever cause arising. It will drive away
Mosquitoes, Motile, Flies, Cockroaches, &c. Meat,
Fish, &c., can be preserved from putrefaction by its
use. Carbolic Acid was selected by Her Majesty's
Royal Comrnissioners, in preference to all other
products, as the best Disinfectant for the preven-
tion of infectious diseases. Price25 cents.
victorie sharpening and Polishing Paste
This PREPARATION is unequalled in its rapidity
for Sharpening and Polishing Cutlery. Table and
PocketEnives,Rttzors, Surgical Instrtunenti, Shoe-
makers' Knives Plane Bits and Chisels, &c. Noth-
ing bas ever been discovered which has sprung
into popularity more quickly, or become of se
much value in every honeehold and workshop for
general usefulness: Price 25 cents. 280
c1NTYRE & WILLIS' business has grown so rapidly that they have been compelled to remove
into larger premises. They 'ill now be found in Thomas Bell's old stand, next door South of
their former shop. Custom work receives careful attention. A good fit and good stock is their motto.
Boots and shoes of all kinds,' either home or factory -made, in great variety. Just call and see.
McINTYRE & WILLIS,
Boot and Shoe Store, Main -street, Seaforth.
FARMERS
SELL YOUR EGGS
TO
WM. THOMS
01? TUB
ON,
ECIVIONDVILLE GROCERY
(Logan's 01d Stand,)
Who will pay the HIGHEST PRICE in CASH,
for any qnantity of
GOOD FRESH EGGS,
Delivered at his store.
Groceries&Provisions
FOR SALE CHEA.P. •
LOUR AND ii7E,E'D,
of very description, kept constantly on hand, in -
eluding Shearson & Co.'s No. 1.
tie
me One, Come All, with yourEggs and get
Cash.
WM. THOMSON,
Egmondville Grocery.
1.
FLOUR!
FLOUR!
HAVING purchased and thoroughly refitted the
mills formerly owned by the Messrs. SCOBLE,
I am now prepared to inri3ish
FAMILY FLOUR,
Second to NONE IN SEAFORTH,
And that will
Compare favorably with any in the Do-
minion,
If yon want A 1 FIA0131, go to the following
Dealers and ask for ALABSTatranS--nemember
311.1ISHALL'S FLOUR :
W. SCOTT ROBERTSON, •
J. WHITESIDE,
SIMON POWELL,
Or at W. MARSHALL'S Mills;
Orders left with W. S. ROBERTSON will be
promptly attended to.
Parties who wish to
Exchange Wheat for Flour,
Are certain to receive proper quantity, and an arti-
cle that will defy competition.
186-tf
W. MARSHALL.
CAUTION
To the Public of the British Provinces of North
America.
JBEG most respectfully to acquaint the public
of the British North Ameriean Provinces that
in May, 1871,1 caused the business at 80 Maiden -
Lane, New York, for the sAle of ICalloway's Pills
and Ointment, which were up to that time pre-
pared by William Brown, now deceased, to be
closed. I regret to say that I have reason to
know that the management of the late business
had for some years, in many ways, been most cor-
rupt, and it may be that the Pills and Ointment
were not prepared with. the care I have always de-
sired. Those who do not wish to be deceived by
baying spurious medicines, which are now likely to
emanate from the States or elsewhere, to possess
themselves of the genuine Holloway's Pills and
Ointment, manufactured by me in London, Eng-
land, will do well to see that each pot and box
bears the British Government stamp, on which is
engraved the -words, "Holloway's Pills and Oint-
ment, and that the address on the label is 538,
Oxford -street, London, where only they are Dla/113.-
factured, and in no other part of the 'world. The
retail prices are on the labels in British currency,
and not in dollars and cents. No representative
of mine will e -ver travel through any pert of the
British Provinces or the United States, either to
sell or to take orders for my Pills and. Ointment,
and as I have reason to believe that attempts will
probably be made to deceive the public in this way
by persons calling upon medicine vendors, falsely
representing that they are acting for me and with
my knowledge and consent, I deem it advisable to
put the public on their gutted against any such de-
ceptions. I most earnestly entreat all those who
may read this advertisement that they be pleased,
in the public interest, to communicate the purport
of the same to their friends that they may not be
defrauded of their money by purchasing, perhaps,
worthless imitations of the genuine Holloway's
Pills and Ointment. I would ask, as a great favor,
that, should it come to the knowledge of any per -
sten that spurious medicines are being made or sold
in my name, he be pleased to send inc all the par-
ticulars he can collect respecting the same, that is
to say, the 318.M0 and address of the vendor who is
selling the E•ptirious medicines, and likewise the
name and address of the House in the United
States or elsewhere, which May haTe supplied them
so as to enable me, for the protection of the rib -
lie, to institute proceedings against such evil-
doers, and I engage to remunerate very handsome-
ly any person who may give me such information,
the informant's name never being divulged.
Should any person have reason to believe that he
has been deceived by buying spurious imitations
of these medicinee, he will do well to send Intl, in
a letter, to the address at foot (which he can do at
a cost f six cents in postage), one of the books of
instruction which are affixed to the same. 'prom-
ise to examine it and send. a reply, stating whether
the medicines are germine or not, so that, if spu-
rious, be may apply to the person from -whom he
purchased them to have his money returned.
Chemists and Druggists who desire eo obtain the
medicines can be eripplied at the lowest wholesale
prices, in quantities of not lees than $20 worth --
viz., 8s. 64., 22s. and 34s.per dozen boxes of Pills
or pots of Ointment, net, without diacotuat, for
which remittance must be sent in advance.
I have the honor to be,
With great respent,
THOMAS HOLLOWAY,
553, Oxford street, (late 244 Strand) London, W.C.,
Oet. 1, 1871. 240-26
DANIEL McGREGOR,
Bookbinder, Harpurhey, Seaforth,
T.TAs just received a large Stock of the materials
-L-L used in the business, and isenow fully prepar-
ed to exeeute, on the shortest notice and in the
latest styles, all orders he may be favoured with.
REGISTERS, LEDGERS & BLANK BOOKS,
• OF ANY -RIND,
Ruled, Printed and made to order, on the shortest
notice, and at prices which defy competition.
Ladie8' Work Boxe8 & Fancy Ca8e.
Made to order.
.OLD AND NEW BOORS
Bound and repaired at city prices.
Persons residing at a distance by leaving their
books at the "Signal" Book Store, Goderich, or, at
the "Expositor office, Seaforth, or at J. R. Grant's
Ainleyville, stating style, may rely -upon them
being well bound.
All communications addressed to the undersign-
ed, will receive prompt attention.
DANIEL McGREGOR,
Reaforth, (Harpnrhey.).
THE SEAFORTH
LUMBER YARD.
MABEE & MACDON ALD
-pee to inform the publics that they have opened.
11-1 a Lumber Yard in Seaforth, near Shearson's
Mill, on the 'ground formerly used as a Lumber
Yard, by Mr. Thomas Lee.
They -will keep constantly on hand a good assort-
ment of ALL RINDS OF LUMBER, dressed and
undressed. Also, LATH AND SHINGLES, all of
which thoy are prepared to sell at the lowest possi-
ble prices, for Cash.
Builders and others will find it to their advant-
age to inspect our stock, and aecertain our prices
before parclia ging elsewhere, as we are in a position
to offer good inducements to cash purcluieers.
160 MABEE & MACDONALD.
D. STEWART'S
PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY
Is removed to William street,
Near the Nev Presbyterian. Church.
AFTER MONDAY, lith of August, this Gallery
will be closed on Triesdaye and. Fridays until
further notice, those two days of each week being
employed in taking 'flews of homeateads, farm
buildings, scenery, Ice. All parties wanting each
work done please call and leave their orders.
Clock's carefully cleaned and repaired. 243-1