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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1872-10-11, Page 2r;• TOM TOOTHAOREIS OHOST STORY, BY liRs. R. B. NierowE. 'What is it about that old house iu Sherbottrne r said Aunt Nabby to Sam Lawson, as he sat drooping aver the coals of a great fire one Oc- tober eveniug. Aunt Lois was gone to Roston on a 'visit, and the smart spice of her skeptic -lent being absent, we felt More freedom to start our story -teller on one of hislegendt. - Aunt Nabby sat trotting her ttknitting,needles. on a blue ne.xed yarn stocking. Grandma mom was knitting in unison at the other side ofthe fire. Grandfather sat study- ing the Boston Courier, The wind outside. was sighing, in fitful wails, creaking the pantry doors, occasion- ally puffing in a vicious gust d' the broad throat of the chimney'. was a drizzly, sleety eveninge the we lilac bushes 'now and t rattled and splashed against window as the wind moaned whispered tbrongh them. We boys had made preparati for a comfortable evening. We enticed Sam to the chimney con and drawn him a run of cider. had set, down a row of apples roast on the hearth, which e now were giving faint sighs sputters as their plump sides buest in the genial heet. The big ak back log simmered and bubbled, a d distilled large drops down amid he ashes, and the great hickory ft) -e- sti& had just burnt out into said bright coals-, faintly skimmed o et with white ashes. The whole at ea of big chimney was full of, a sleepy Warmth and brightness—just ciao e- lated to call forth fancies and visio s. It only wanted -soraeoody now e set Sam ofl ; and _Aunt Nab broached the ever-iateresting subje of haunted houses. • 'Wal, now, Miss Badger, .sa Sam, I be -t over, there, and wel edround that 'are house consid'ab _and I talked with Granny H kern, and Aunt Polly, and they' putty much come to the conclusio that they'll have to move out 'on Ye see these ere noises they kee 'em awake nights, and Aunt Poll, she gets 'stericky ; and Hanna Jane, she says, ef they stay in th house,ellecan't live with ''enn longer, and what- can thenelone %vo men do without Hannah Jane Why, Hannah Jane, she says, thei two Months past she's seen a worna regular, walking ap and down th front hall between twelve' and on o'clock at night ; and it's jist the tim age and body of old Ma'am Til lot son, Parson. -Hokum's motherttha everybody know'd was a thunderin' kind o' woman, that kep' eery - think in a muss while she was alive. -What the old crittar's up to now there, ain't no knowing. Some folks seem to think it's a sign Granny Hokum's time 's comin' ; but Lardy massy says she to me, says she 'Why, Sam, I don't know nothin' what I've done that Ma'am Tillot- son should be set loose on inc.' Any- way, they've. all got se nervy; that Jed Ilak-uni has been hp from Need- ham, ancl is goia' to cart 'em all over to live with hien. Jed, he's for en't up, cause he says it beings' a bad`name on the properly. Wal, 1 talked with Jed about it; and says 1 to Jed, says I : -"Now, ef you'll take ray advic.e, jist you give that are old house a- regular over- haulin' and paint it &Vet- tew coats o' paint, and that are'll clear 'cm out if anythiee will.' Ghosts is like bed bligs—Sey can' t stand ft esh palat-,' says they alters clear out. I've seen it tried on,a ship that gat haunted.", Why, Sam, do ships get haunt- ed r 'To be sure they do—hauuted the wust kind. Why, I cauld tell ye a story 'd Make your har rise- on &end, only I'm afraid of frightening boys when they're jist going to bed.' Oh, you can't frighten Horace,' said my grandmother. He will go and sit out there in the graveYard, till nine o'clock nights spite of ell I tell 'Do tell, Sam,' we urged, 4 What was it about the ship r Sten lifted his mug of eider, de- libeiatery turned it round and round in his hands, eyed it affectionately, took alone chink and set it down in front of him on the hearth, and began. Ye 'member 1 telled ye how I went tosea down East when 1 was a boy long with Torn Toothacre. Wal, Tom he reeled off a yarn one night that was 'bout the toughest I ever lied the puffin' on, and it came all straight too 'from Toniew'twan't none o' yer heer-say ; 'twas what he seen a ith his own/ayes. Now there wa'n't no nonsencg 'bout Tom—not a bit on'—and he wa'n't afeard o' the devil hinise'f, and he ginally saw through.things about as straight as things could be seen through. c This ere happened when Torn was mate on the Albatross and they was a !a-rannin" up to the I.:alike for a -fare c? fish. The Albatross wa3 as hand- some a eraft as ever ye see; and Cap'n Sim Witherspoon he was a, kipper. a rail nice likely man he ni was. I heard Tom tell this 'eee Bi one night to the boys on the Bril- liant when they was all a-settin' round the 'stote in: the cabin one foggy night that we was to anchor in Frenchman's Bay and fall kind o' layin' off loose. • Tom, he said, they was having a &Moue run up to the banks. There was a spankin' southerly that blew 'ern along like all natur, and they wits havin' the best kind of a time, when this ere southerly brought a pesky fog, down on 'ern, and it grew thicker than halter puddin'.- "Ye Nee that are's the pester o' these hire sautherlys—they's tne biggest fog-. bleeders there is goin', and ,sp putty soon you couldn't see half ship's length afore you. 'Wal, they all was down.to sup. per except Dan Sawyer at the wheel wn %viten there cornes,sich a crash as if heaven and earth'r was a nd and then a scrapin' and • thump ien burapin' under the ship and gin 'em the sich a h'ist that the pot o' beans nd went rollin' and brought up jam ag'in the bulk -bead and the fellers ns was keeled over, merrand pork end Lad beans kinder permitcus. • er, ''The devil!' says. Tom Tooth- . acre, 'we've lun down somebody— to look :out, up there' ! en 'Dan he shoved. the helm bard nd Clown and put her up to the wind, and sung out, tLordy massy, we've struck her right amidships !' 'Struck what ?' they all yelled, and tumbled upon deck. 1 "Why, a little schooner, says Dari; 'didn't see her till we was right on her; she's gone down taok and sheet; look, there's part of the wreck a-fleatin' off—don't ye see r 'Waal, they didn't see, 'cause it was so thick you'cciuldn't hardly see youi -hand afore your face, hut they put about and :cent out al boat and t kind o' searched aound, but. Lardy massy, ye might as well -locked for a d arop of water in the Atlantic Ocean. Whaever, they was, it was all done. e gone and over with them for this life, poor critters! • , '.Tom says they felt cohfoundedly about it, but what could they do? -Lordy massy, what can any on us do? There's placed where folks jest 148 go cause they has to. Things airet • _ as they. want 'em and they can't alter 'ern. Sailors ain't so rough as they look; they'z feelin'_ critters, come to put things right to 'em, and there wasn't one on 'em who wouldn't a worked all night for a chance o' saving some o' thein poor fellows ; but there 'twas, and 'twant ne use trying. Wal, so they sailed on, and by 'm by the wind kind :es:chopped round no'theast. and _then come round east and sot in forone of them regular. east blows ,and drizzles- that takes the starch out o' fellers more'n a -regular storm. SO they concluded they might as tvell put into a little bay there and come to anchor. tSo they sot an anchor watch and all turned in. Wale now conies the particulur curtis 'part o' Tom's story, and it was more curtis_'cause Torn waS one that wouldn't a believed no other man that had told it. fona was one o' your Sort of philosophets ; he was fer lookin' into things, and wan't in no hurry 'bout believiu', so that this hot was more 'markable on account 'of its bein' Tam that seen it, than ef it had heen others. 'Torn says, that night he lied a a -pesky toothache that sort o' kep grurnblin' and ..jurnpin' so he couldn't go to sleep, and he lay in his bunk a turiiin' this way and thate, till lorigeatst twelve o'clock. , Tom had a 'thwart -ship bunk where he could see into eveitY bunk on board, except Bob. Con's, and Bob was on the anchor watch. Wal, he lay there tryin' to g� t sleep, hearin' the men snorin' like hull -frogs in a swamp, and watchin' the lantern a swingin' back ° and for- ward, and the sou'westers and pea jacketswere kinder throwin' their long shadders up and down as the vessel sort o' rolled and pitched, for there was a heavy swell on, and thee he'd hear Bob Coffin tramp, ramp, trampin' overhead, for Bob • had a peetty heavy foot of his own, and all sort o' mixed up together with l'oM's toothache so he couldn't et to sleep. Finally Tom he -bit off greetc, chaw o' 4baccy and got it ivell Sot in his cheek and kind o' armed over to lie ort't and ease the lain. Wal, he says, he laid a spell • tiel d:opped off in a sort o' doze, hen he -woke in sich -a chill his t eth chattered, and the pain corae 0 like a knife, and he bounced a ersthinking the fire had gone out the stove. Wal sure enough, he see a Man a crotichin' over the stove with his b k to him, a stretchin' out his h nds to warm 'em ; he had on a s &wester and a pea -jacket, with a red tippet round his neck, and his clothes was drippen.' as if he'd just me in from a rain. "What the devil,' says Tom— d he riz right up and rubbed his es. 'Bill Bridges,' says he, hat shine be you up to now?' r Bill was a master uneasy critter, allers a gettin' up and welkin' hts, and', Tom he thought it was 1; but in a minute he looked I I THE HURON EXPO,TTCM over, and there sure enough fast asleep in his bunk,- ram open, snoring like a Jerich horn. Tom looked ' roun counted every man in his bu then says be :T Who the this :—for there's Bob Ce deck, and the rest is all here Wal, Tom wa'n't a man Put under too easy; he h thoughts about him allers ; a fast he thought in every pin what to do. So he sot consi minute, sort o' winkin' his be sure he saw straight, whe enough there come anothe backin' down the compenion- ' Walt there's Bob Coffin how,' says Tont to himself ; other man he turned sce his face, andsure aa you was the face of a dead corp eyes was sot, and it jtst ca still acro at the chin, and sot by the stove, and kind o' sh and put telt its hands a3 if gettin' warm. • Tom said that there was air round in the cabin, as if • bergwas comin' near, and h cold Chills running dowt his but he jumped out of his bun took a atep forward. Speak he; who be you, and what d want?' They never spoke nor 1 )oked up, but kept kind shiverin and crouching over the state _ Tom, I' 1 see who you be' anyhow ; and 'be w lked right up to the last than that -orne in, and reached out to cz. tch h id of his coat collar; but his band , jest went through him like moons rine, and in a minute he aTh ded way, and when he turned •ound • the other one was gone too. Toni tood there looking- this way and bat, but there warn't nothin but the old stove, and the lauter swii in', and the men all' moth% roun their bunks. Torn he su g OU Bob Coffin -e-' Hullo up tl ere Le;' bat Bob never ans ered, Tom he went up and und down on his knees,—h e tee cleacterin' like a Dag a' eile, ing to say his prayers, a d all could think:of was, No 1 lay and he kep' going that over over. You see, boys, B b w drefful wicked swearin' c itter, hadn't said no prayeis iice he tow years old, and it li n't c natural to Tom gi e a on his collait Old shook hi yer yawp,' -Said he. hat howliu' about? What's up " Oh Lordy massy,' t s ob, we're sent for—all on u —th•e's been two on 'em—both on 'em • nt right by me Wal, -Tom. he hed iis thoughts ; but he was bo. nd to to the bottom of things any% Er 'twas the devil, well al d goo he wanted to know it. om wanted to hey the matter set one way or t'other ; so he tecit sort o' stroked down; and ade 1 tell what he saw. Bob he steed to it that he wa a etandin' right forterd, a le nin' on the windlass and kind o' h tannin' a tune, whet% he looked dow and see a sort o' queer light in the fog, a I he went and took a look ver -the bows, when up came a ma I's bed in a sort of sou' -wester, an. the a pair of hands, and catch( at tie belestay, and then, the figger of a man riz right out o' th wat r and clim up or, the rnarti eale t 11 he could reach the jib -stay with IS hands, and then he swung hims If right up onto thel bowsprit d stepped aboard and went p tBb e cabi as Bill h wjde o ram's - 1 and nk, and evil is din- on to be ed his rid the ch was derin' a eyes to n. sure r man way. , any - but no Torn me as down ivered, E w live it e ; its own (Yet trey. jest t ed ob lira was cold n ince felt back, , and ' says you to says and Beb ha try - he ne,' and a and as me rip old, ou right aft and down into t and he hadn't raore'n got do be 'turned round, •and th another cornin' in over the b and he went by him and do lo SV, so there was two on 'el as Tom had seen in the cabi I - 'Tom he studclied on it a spe and finally says he,_ 'Bob, et yo and me keep this ere to o rselv and -see ef come again Ef don't well and good, ef it do s, wh vve'll see about it.' , But Tom, he told Calp'n ithei spoon, and the,cap'n he ag eed t keep an eye out the next night, bit there`warn't nothing saidto be res o' the men. Wal, the next night th y pu Bill Bridges on the watch. he fo /had lifted, and they had a fai wind and ,was going on -steady. T e me all turned in and went fast sleep except Captain Witheispoon To and Bob Coffin. Wel, sure e 'ough, twiXt twelve aud, one o'cloc the same thing came over, only there war four men. 'stead o' two. They come in jes' se over the bo"sprit and they locked neither to ri ht or left, but sclim down- stairs, as d eot down, and crouched and sh vered over the stove, jist like, the others. Wal, Bill Bridges he came learin' down like a wild cat, frig tened half out o' his wits, sreecl in'— Lord have mercy—we'r all go in' to the deuil,' and then the all vanished. 'Now, Capha what's to be one,' says Tom- Ef these ete fd.lows is to take passage, we can't &allot -he in' with the boys ---that's clear. Wal, so it turned out, for ome n, afori re was wsprit, wn b e▪ e t , 00.1, 1 1 0 OCT. 11, 1872. next 'night there was ;six on ern' come in, and the story got round and the 'boys Was all on end. There vean't no doin' nothin with 'ern. Ye see, it's tillers jest se) ; not but what dead fol cs is jest as 'spectable as they wa afore they's dead. These might been as #ood fellers as any abo. rd ---but it's human. natur' ; the minute a feller's dead, why you sort o' don't know 'bout him; and it' S kind o' skeery hevin' on him round'; and so Awan't no wouder the boys didn't feel as if they could go on with the vy'ge, ef these ere fellers was all to take passage. -Come t� look21 too, ther. war con- • si'dable of a li eak stove n the vessel, and the boys t ley all stood to it ef they went fur her, that they'd all go to the bottom For ye see, once the story got agoin'; every one on 'em saw a ne,, thing every night. One on 'ern aw the bait -mill a- grindin', witho it no hands to grind it, and another saw fellers up aloft, workin in the ails. Wal, the fact war, they jest iad to put about— run back to Castine. Wal, the owners hushed up things the best they could, and put_ the votsel on the stocks, and worked her over and put a new- coat o' 'paint Ann ; and she went a good vy'tte to on her, and ci lled hot the Betsey the banks, and brought home the biggest fare o' fish that had been for ! a long timei, and she's made good vy'ges evea si ice; and . that . jus proves what I've been a saying, t that there's nothin' to drive out ghosts like fresh paint.' . .-----------__ Opera Singers. _ 3 the thing a modern ht to ask Jupiter for, if the god offered to grant any one request he might prefer, as he did Hodge in the fable. Fora . . . tenor voice of high quality and a good eat for music confer on their I lecky possessor the power to convert all he touches into gold. :Perhaps NIT a splendid soprano is even better. A prima donna ill be fought for by rival managers -1 will be implored to go to all pards of the compass at once ; ,and, failing this, will spend her year in London, Paris, St. Petersburg, Cairo, and New York. One lady has been receiving L150 a night in London all this season, and is to have £200 a night in .New York. The true, history of a peas- ' ant girl who becomes a prima don- na in grand opera would be a very instructive tale; . rem the day when, a little child, ic is found Out that she sings betttr 1than any, other child, in the village, `.;o the day when she makes her 1-Ast courtesy before the footlights. What a story ! -The village gossips remark the sweetness of her_ voice—the parents finds a patron who pays f discovered by a rn in, brought out, ri cess—is fellowed , to capital' by tri . A tenor voice . countryman ou r masters—she is tnager, speculated tikes a . grea t suc- bout from caeitel le of pensioner., mcniding her re. pectable parents, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, and cousins to the fiftieth remove,• every sort of master she ever had— everybody that can show the least claim to help empty her purse. And they all fawn on her, flatter her, cajole, and deceive her, until she marries the man she loves ; who pawns her diamonds, breaks her heart, and dissipates twice the in- come of a princess of the bl od at the gam bli e table. Th ough this picture as toe often been realized in the istory of the lyric stage, it mu't in fairness be said that there are 'many happy exceptions in the cases of great puhlic favorites, who, have found in their husbandS better managers of their property antheir. si affairs of business than any I .ss in. terested agents possibly could bo- coma—Once a Week. o Lord Elgin as an Orator. Lord Elgin assiduously cultivated good relations with the people of the United States Personally he was successful in Winningtheir re- gard. Besides the grace of his! man- ner, his excellence as a speaker made.anim pression on them, which is curiously depicted in a reminis- cence by the Mayor of Buffalo of the banquet given at Toronto to a large party of Buffalantans -and other guests from the States.'Never,- aidthe Mayor, shall I forget the admiration- elicited by Lord Elgin's beautiful speech on that -occasion. Upon the American visitors (who, it must be confessed, do not look for the highest order, of intellect in the appointees of the Crown) the ef- fect wastamusing. A sterling Yan- kee friend, while the! Governor was speaki▪ ng, -eat by my side, who oc- easionally gave vent to his feelings as the speech progressed, each sen- tence increasing in beauty and elo- quence, by such approving exclanaa- dons as He's a glorious fellow!' he ought to be on our side of the line! we would make him mayor of our city r As some new burst of elo- quence breaks from the speakers' lips, my worthy friend exclaims, ',How magnificently he talks! Yes, by George, we'd make him Governor —Governor of the State!' As the noble Earl by some brilliant hit carries. the assemblage with a full round of applause, 'AM' cries my Yankee friend with a hearty slap on my shoulder, I by Heaven if he were on our side or the line we'd make him. President.! 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Thus in the preparation of this oil a chemical change takes place, forming a compound which could not by any possibility be made from any other combination or proportions of the same ingredients, or any other ingredients, and entirely different frolm anything ever before made, one which produces themosb astonishing re- sults, and having a wider range of application than any medicine ever before discovered. It con- tains no alcohol or other volatile liquids conse- quently loses nothing by evaporation. "Aerever applied you get the benefit of every drop; whereas with other preparations nearly All the alcohol is lost in that way, and you get only the small quan- tity of oils vrhich they may contain. ' S. N. THOMAS, PHELPS, N. Y. And NORWHROP & LYMAN, Newcastle, Ont., Sole Agents for the Dominion. NOTE.—:Elect,ie—Seleeted and Electrized. • Sold in Seaforth by E. Hickson & Co. and R. Lumsden. ___ • The Great Eenuite Iteinedy. 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WHITNEY has just received a large stock of Cooking,.Parlor and Box Stoves, of the beat manufacture, which she can sell as cheap as any in the trade. TINWARE, of every description, kept constantly on hand and made th order. Also, Stove Pipes, Rave Troughlug, etc. Custom -work promptly attended to, and outside work -will receive every attention. COAL OIL. A large stock of the very best Coal Oil kept con- stantly on hand, and will be sold wholesale and retail. Remeinber the place, CannichaePe Block, Mate street, Seaforth. Parties indebted by note or book acoount are re- quested to settle immediately. Rags, wool -pickings, old iron, brass, eoppei, etc., taken in exchange for goods. 197 NOTICE JS.HERERY GIVEN that the Municipal Council of the Township of Morris will, at their next meeting (19th October next), pass a by-law em- powering them to sell that part of Alexander and • Catharine streets which bound lots 112 and 118, Halliday's survey, Ainleyville, to john Govenlock. TOWNSHIP CLERK'S OFFICE, WM. CLEG-G, Morris, Sept. 6 1872. Clerk. MONEY TO LOAN. THE subscriber has MONEY to loan to any -1- amount on good farm property. Interest, SIX per cent. per annum, when the interest and prin- ciple are paid yearly, and 8 per cent. per annum when the interest only is paid. ' A G. McDOUGALL, 227-52 At cheap cash Store, sign of the Bear MONEY TO LEND. Ting undersigned has $8,000 and upward, private hinds, to loan, at 8 per cent. per anyara, 011 Farm property. Charges moderate. Marriage Licences issued. Apply to 227-52" W. G. WILSON, Zurich. BOARDING. 11 • modious house, on the Salt Works Grounds, COLLADAY has leased. the large and cora- adjoining thc Railway Station, and has fitted it n as a oar 'ng -house. Good. table and comfortable rooms. Persons wishing a pleasant boarding- house should apply, as there are at present a few vacancies. Transient boarders accommodated at less than hotel rates. 228 FANCY GOODS & JEWELRY Bracelets, Earrings and Brooches, -VIOLINS, CONCERTINAS, Violin Strings. WATCH CHAINS; Gold and Jet. ALBUMS, ALBUMS, In great variety, From 25 cents to $10 each. R. LUMSDEN, Corner Drug Store. WHO WANTS A GOOD SUBSTANTIAL WAGON, or a Wee STYLISH BUGGY ? WILLIA1iTRAS8IE SEAFORTH, JjAS on hand and for sale a mrinber pi handsome single and double BUGGIES, all well finished lind Manufactured of the very best material, Also, LUMBER WAGONS, Which, for excellence of build, and ease in running cannot bo surpassed by any manufacturer in tile Province. I few DEMOCRAT WAGONS on hand, .a.14 more making. WILLIAM GRASSIE sells as cheap as any other establishment in the CounCY. BLACKSMITHINC Ind general :fob Work attended to promptly. AINLEYVILLE PLANING MILL, SASH, DOOR AND BLIND FACTORY The subscriber having bought 'out the above Mill, also the good- ill of the late firm, is now Prepared to fill all orders in his line of business. Sash, Doors and Mouldings ON HAND AND MADE TO ORDER On the ehortest notice. CUSTOM PLANING Strictly attended to. HOUSE BLOCKING ALWA.YS ON HAND AND Promptly supplied. JAMES BENNETT. Ainleyville, May 16, 1872. 282-47 SEAFORTH PLANING MILL, SASH, DOOR AND BLIND FACTORY THE subscriber begs leave to thank his numerous -1- customers for tee liberal patronage extended to him since commencing business in Seaforth, and trusts that he may be favored with a continuance of the same. • Parties intending to build would do well to give hint a call, as he will continue to keep on hand a large stock of allldnds of DRY PINE LUMBER, 8.A.SIXE 8, DOORS, BLINDS, MOULDINGS, . SHINGLES, LATH, ETC. He feels confident of giving satisfaction to those who may favour him with their patronage, as none but first-class workmen are employed. i.Partieular attention paid to Custom Planing. 201 JOHN 11. BROADFOOT. ANTI-001VIBINATION. SIAFORTH NOVELTY WORKS. JOHN M, MARTIN Tulsa:Es to return thanks to Iris customers and " friends for their generous patronage since as- suming charge of the above Works, and begs to re- quest the attention of all who may require any- thing in his line to the following list of irices, at which he is prepared to furnish work of a quality that cannot be suipassed in the trade: HORSE BART'S, ............$ 5 00 rem GATES, from...... . 3 -50 WAGON RA.CKS ... . 7 00 WHEELBARROWS 4 75 LAND ROLLERS ..$15 and upwards. SURFACE DRESSING, per 1000. $ 2 FLOORING and beveled BOARDING per 1000... 4 SCROLL SAWING- done bysthe piece or set. ItEPAIRING lfACJIINES. I am prepared at all times to repair the wood. work of reaping and mowing machines, and, in fact, every other machine that can be mentioned. Beres babbited. TO WAGON MAKERS. The rmdersigned -would also beg to inform Wag- on and Carriage Makers that he keeps constantly on hand, till kinds of Bent Stuff suitable for their work. Carpenters, Builders, 'Farmers, and the public: generally in need of any of the above articles would do well to favor me with their patronage, out in my new premises, I have facilities for doing this branch of work -which cannot be surpassed. JOHN M. MARTIN. Sea forth Novelty Works, Goderieh Street. 228 F 0 R THE CHEAPEST AVD BEST FURNITURE, GO TO JOHN STAUF.FR'S AINLEYVILLE. Sign of the Two Bureaus. JUNE 18, .1872. 287-52' CABINET-MAXkit WANTED. ANTED a first-elass Ca.bittet-maker, to work at piece -work; good wages. J. STAUFFER, Ainleyvalle. PUBLIC NOTICE, •morricE is hereby given that the undersigned I have this day entered into Partnership as Millers and Produce Commission Merchants in the Village of Seaforth, under the name, style and firm of AS. P. KENDALL 400. [Signed,] AS. I). KENDALL, iv MARTIN CHARLES ORTIL • 'JAS. _ P. KENDALL & CO. Beg to state to the Farmers, Produce Merchants and Dealers of the County of Huron that they have purchased from Messrs. SHEARSON & CO. the Mills known as the Seaforth Mills, and wilt hereafter carry On the same. All Kinds'of Grain Purchased, As formerly, And the ifighea CASE PRICE Paid. FLOUR exehanoed for WHEAT. Farmers desiring to exchange can rely upon getting for their Wheat No. 1 Flour. FLOUR DELIVERED in any part of the Nil - *le free of charge. The undersigned, having had the entire working management of the Mill for the past three years, patrons may rest assured that they will receive the same satisfactory treatment and as good work as formerly. JAS. P. KEND.AT.T, & CO. TN REFERENCE to the above, the medereigned would beg to thank their numerous cnstomers for the extensive patronage a.coorded to. them for the past four years, and trust that the same lib- eral patronage will be extended to the new firm whom we have pleasure in beinff able to confident- ly recommend to our old patrons. All debts due us, in connection with the Mill must be paid to Jas. P. Kendall & Co., and all debts due by us, in connectio'h with the sante, will be settled by the said firm of Jas. P. Kendall & Co. W. A. SHEARSON &-CO. Seaforth, Lug. 21, 1872. 241 T. 11:t 18720 - GAIETIES. A man up an New tramps • named his two children Eberieze Heid Flora. 'i P y StidekyansicktThern as Eb and l W man was told that hi wii'e would probably marry again 'All iight,' said for there U )36 one man to lament my death, poor young man remark commate,t,w heohnerly,easadtvbiecedietehe ugheytshefre: capitalists is to live within his periences is to Eye without an in - Do bats ever fly in the dee; time -in nu atarsalkedhisatteora;ker, felst;i:L1,?sa tt?: boys replied. 'What kind of bats?' Milked the astonished teacher. "BrielH bats...4onesndBro ? yelled:thebo‘yv: were talkitw, Of a young clergyman whose preach- ing they had heard that day. lWhat -do you think of him?' asked Brown. think,' said Jones, he did much better two years ago.' •' Why, he didn't preach then,' said Brown. 'True,' said Jones, 4 thaeS What I mean. —The first bird 1 shot in Amer - icy,' said an Irish sportsman, was I a porcupine. 1 treed him under a haystack, and shot him with a barn shovelrite first time 1 hit him missed him, and the second time 1' bit him in the same place where I ° ed s_,arhn yidlhefi etarmantdamti7:'said a doc- t• or to his patient, am truly grati- fied tosee you yet in life. At my last visityesterday, you know, said you had but six hours to Jive —' Ye; doctor, you did • but aid I not take the dos:), you 1:4 me. —There ale some people who seem so mentally anci sluggish that one is reininded of the Irishman's remark, upon watch- ing the squirmings of a turtle that :1/4 he had decapitated course he's dead, but the poor cravthur not sensible of it.' Wisconsin man has a last discovered some nse for the peacock. The ornamental ornithological idiot will actually eat potato bugs. Badly Mixed. at's the matter, Bobr 'Sam, who am 1?' Why, you are yourSelf, Herrieon, ain't you No, farfrom it.' Why, what's the riatterl' Well, sir, I'm so mixed up, don't kno er who I am.' Don't take it so hard to heart. T ain't; fni taking' it in iny handkerchief.' Well, sir, what 'ia the matter Why, I am married.' "Married'? hal hal hal why, sir, you should be happy,' 'Yes, but I ain't.' 4Why, all married men re sup posed to -oe happy.' "Yes, but how many are sot' (well, sir, as 1 said before, don't take it so hard--teil ns all about it.' We:1, Sam, tell you how it is. You see I married a widder, and this widder had a daughter.' f0have been - akina loe-e to this th diaughhteyre....,s 1 I see how it _ Yim m Ith No I worse than that. You_ see my father was a widower, and he • li married thisl &twiner, so that makes my father my son itt law, don't- Weli don't you see how 1 am mixed np Well sir, is that all? (No, 1 only wish it Was. DMA ! you see my stepdaughter is my step ; !nether, ain't .she Wen. then, her I t' mother is my grandmother, ain't She? Well'I am married to her, 11 grandfather, ain't I doesn't it?' 1 So that makes me my owr. tu, Re Xnew Hina Like a Book. This story comes from Bangor, Me. :— Near Bangor, in a tittle vil- lage, there dwelt, many years gone by, a lay member, who kept week clays a country store, and ou Suite days he would preaeh or exhort around among the neighboring towns 1 where he could find a vacant /Apia 1 vanifdeldieudrtilnlega:iiistahrbs:gehe.the,ceuntry, taontudecould sell Yankee notion's and Preach the gospel •eety handy. Illiev.:1-sash:3nwmany toofioli:beuir) atown:110: tlheaeyninexitth,iisa,stme in the charge of Ms .ititpeoFpnienoadpicineegialliimE setlifrn, tie, too tf.laier yfteraekia: gavethe cOouptsilsitiitPedg):°ftadd'briae'il.kblia:phlltd,1aessh, atwvi)ltiieghtsionll'Iyde I illniJust h. dbi,e:ltoisIghisniirlrisi. gsearinlatonnt Inwainthnela. 1 patIrc mit" j_ h , , r, f I) r. . 4. npr tghtiettile. frii.ocitts :ea rslic:ariq: kiln 0 lie allIcat wktinl'o'w 'tlAitZ1.1bylltiewlit:nidrlleiidtstfivi: Many gathereld to hear Sleit:atilir t° 3t: wnartYti,ct7ethreat ahelitwtrld°rnp7elachbl' I it °,A j, w ne was - _ / andsett and nex Iteeata;:a.t.otici et ‘royi liSe1:81-e't)oxiiiIiitlrf):Ilea; jat low: elmhaoiln)ei dilgi} :4 fore, and said, jowl a/101%h to he i