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THE H tJRON EXPOSITOR
Wliat There is in a Name. -
Tb.e significanee . of naives is as
variable as the clouds, depending on
conditions too delicate to be defined.
Still names have . what might be
termed a quality of average-:associa-
tion whic!h translates them to the
mind in not materially different
hues and forms. Nobody considers
sferusha fascinating, or Mabel re-
pulsive, Sibyl suggests softness and
fineness, and Angelina mawkish
sentiment. Mood and breeding
seem to lie in Edith, and inelegance
and rusticity iu Priscilla. . Mary.
whom the batds have made tuneful
in many tongues, has lost sucll savor
as she might have had from excess of
handling. We think of her now in
connection with almost anything
else but grace and lovliness. Kate
isinteresting, though she conveys a
certain impression 'of wildness' ap-
proaching maidenhood} Pauline is
lackadaisical, pretentious, and shal-
low. Ruth is simple, genuine, win-
ning, full of modesty and mirth, and
sterling to the .core. Ada and Ida
show gentleness without strength,
and delicacy rather than discern=
anent. _ Alice is what circumstances
may make her—pretty and spoiled,
weeding trial for development, ad
versity for elevation.. Amy is a
child always, even after maternity
and maturity, and nothing can ren-
-,der her otherwise. Stiffness, self-
-consciousness, and augularity ema
Mate fromabeila and Augusta
,should bee s nsequential and inflated
` without desert. A certain hot -house
air might surround Blanche and
Bertha, and they should be kept
there if it be desirable to preserye
their freshness and their fragrance.
Clara, not to belie herself, should
be pure, affectionate and free, car-
rying with her the form and dainti-
ness of distinction. Eliza is plain,
but profound; and Ella a. slender
echo of what she imitates. When:
the averageman seeks for a wife,'
'despising romance and discarding
the ideal, he should sue to Esther,
-who will perform all she promises,
becoming the most conscientious of
housekeepers, the most devoted slave
the nursery. A thorough scatter-
brain is Fanny, whom t'ro'uble spares
and adversity does not touch.
Helen is precccious at sixteen, a
coquette till five -and -twenty, and an
ambitious and match -making mam-
ma, while she absents herself from
Heaven to discharge her dutyto' so
ciety. Isabella should be tall and
klignified • and clever, laughing at
what she most sincerely believes and
'wounding with Parthian arrows her
well -guarded heart. Julia has a ten-
-denc' to be in love with herself, un-
disturbed by rivals. She sees in her
ariirror the beauties others fail to
discos er, and her much -proclaimed
righteousness is but t: phase of :her
conceit. • Jane is likely to suffer
from lack of appreciation, for . she
wears lher jewels out of sight, and is
content to be misunderstood ;when
understandin,ng demands any betrayal
of heiiself. to sentimental woes
Leonora tis ever bound; is most
happy .1Py when most distressed. Louise
has a spice of :affection, but is
en-
gaging at first and enchanting at
last to those she admits to the
sanctuary of . her syrl;ipathy. The
image of Madeleine is shown. in the
strictest conventionality.. Sire is a
well-bred automaton ; ' dresses ': ad-.
.iuirably, hulks faultlessly, acts Le-
iomin;.ly ; is, in a word, a reflec-
tion of her surroundings, because: she
has not sefiieiont force to vary frons
her pattern.
., Maud affects Tennyson and tears,
muslin of the whitest and misery of
the blackest sort. She is a distilla
lion . of simper, silliness, and. senti-
mentalism. Miriam; Penelope,
Cordelia, and Rachel, need to be
stately,calm, and self-sustained—
admired by many, esteemed by all,
and beloved by one.. Phoebe and
Millis are not urbane in mind or
manners. They are "prominent
figures in a landscape filled with
farms and farmhouses, and commend
themselves . warmly to the sw=Liu
gcredulous enough to believe that ten minutes in absolute agony, but
God the first garden rin.cle fund the relative bliss, for the next step.is to
first city Gain. The 'Part of gal- drop his exhausted . form into water
Pantry does not throb at mention of heated to 180 degrees.. 'r•ees.. In this the
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pores open, the chlorine:grapples the
coloring matter and departs with it,
and 'our colored brother is colored .
no more..
which it mig t be used instead of
going lamentably to waste.
When mixed with insoluble glues
and pressed as it may be, there is no
calculating the profit that is yet. to
be realized in manufacturing saw-
dust. A new source of industry
that would give employment to im-
ense numbers of laborers and 'in-
genious ertisth n the future. Those
who first begin the enterprise will
reap a larger harvest than the in-.
ventor of paper collars, which has
grown to colossal proportions, and
still coining fortunes for even small
adventurers.
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Bald Heads.
Hair is essential . to the perfect
condition of the brain. Now this as-
sertion may seem ridiculous when it
is well known that the world's great
leen, from Julius Omar clown to the
present year' of grace, are as bald as
a Boase egg.
There is a nice physiological point
involved. in'this matter of a nc-hair-
ed skull, but it would take too
much time to explain the law, and
besides, it would req -vire several
technical: terms which nobody but
doctors could understand—and
scarcely one in ten of those learned
gentlemen. If bald men accomplish-
ed so much without hair, who
knows what they would have done
with it . `
Now it is morally certain as any
proposition • in science, when the
bulbs out of which each hair springs
are "destroyed, no, preparation will
regenerate them, therefore waste
neither money nor labor in buying
hair regenerators.
If the hat had. air holes from boy-
hood up to manhood, ventilation.
would put a stop .to`baldness. Light.
open bonnets save the ladies from
that calamity, unless they abuse
their long tresses by over stretching
them with combs.
Hats, . like the best constructed
houses, must have provision for free
circulation of air through them.
Hatters; therefore, hese the benefit
of science for their guide.
;mss t p--- ---
How a Printer Got His Pay.
A circus company in Iowa owed
an editor a bill for advertising and
refused to pay it. Thereupon the,
editorcalled upon the sheriff, who
attached the Bengal ' tiger and
brought him around to the news-
paper office in his 6aga He ., was
placed in, the .composing room, and
during the' first two days he not only
consumed fifteen dollars' worth of•
beef, but he scratched six dollars'
worth. of trowsers from the leg of a
local reporter who endeavored to stir
him up with a broom -handle to make
him roar. On the third day the
tier broke loose, and the entire
rce of . compositors descended the
aircase with judicious
skddenness.
The editor was alarmed to find his
exit through the composing room 11
:cut off, and that the latch upon the
"sanctum door was broken. So he
climbed out of the window and
lsought -safety •upon the roof. The
'paper
was not issued for a week, and
even after.tiger the tiger was shot the
lid
editor had to slide down the water
spout because he was -afraid to de -
Coral by the route by which he came
It Can Be Done.
•
scientist" has at last "solved -
the . ancient conundrum, " Can an
Ethicpian change his skin ?" This
is the way he proposes to do it : The
candidate will be first subjected to a
bath cf alkaline water. Having
been well cleaned, he is placed in a
room where a reliable thermomtev in-
dicates 120 degrees. of Fahrenheit.
After fifteen minutes' baking, the
partially cooked' victim is conducted
to a bath of chlorine water, at the
ordinary temperature. The heat has
opened all the pores, so that the
chlorine flows in andreaches the
coloring matter. To keel it in, the
pores must be closed. To close the
pores, the subject -must be introduc-
ed into an ice cell.er, where he spends
Black Bear
IS
RECE€VING.
NEW SPRING GOODS
TO BE SOLD
AT
OLD PRICES.
This'is the Spot to, buy Cheap for Cash
4 or Butter,
Bear in mind, 777,
MAIN STREET, SEAFOIZTH.
'A. G. McDOUGALL.
FARMERS
SELL YOUR EGGS:
WM
TO
THOMS ON,
OF T1 fl
ECMONDVILLE CROUP/
(Logan's Old Stand,)
Who Will pas the HIGH IST PRICE in CASH,
for any quantity of
OOD FRESH EGGS,
Delivered at his store.
Groceries &Provisions
FOR SALE CHEAP.
FL O UR AND .FEED
•
of every description, kept constantly on hand, in°
eluding Shearson S. Co.'s No. 1.
Come Ono, Come All, with your Eggs and get
the Cash.
WM. THOMSON,
Egmonclviild Grocery.
- Susannah, . who rises to the fancy
with milk and water eyes, unshapely
mouth, and ill-fitting gown but it
'meats wildlyto the sweet syllables
-of Viola's. name, and awa•itsswith
-eager expectancy the , regal pretence
of Zenobia, too lofty to be lightly
.Iored.
Economizing. Wood.
As bumanity nlul.tililies, annuals
and .frees must diminish. Already
the forests are being -so rapidly de- parishioner, and he sent for his
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stroyed by the progre s of art, fires pastor. The good man tastily obey-
and carelessness of prpprietors as to ed the summons with solemn de-
.excite an. apprehension of a scarcity, light, as his being thus called show-
ed a mellowing of: the heart of the
dying man which promised recon, -
ciliation both with heaven and' him
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Last Chance:
A man in Massachusetts had an
unreasonable grudge, against his
minister, that: lasted twenty-five
„But at last
years. -I3 the hand of
death knocked at the door of the
of timber very much 'doper than
formerly imagined. In short, wood
for all - purposes is already dear and
•ecoming more costly.
Tens of thousands of :saw mills are
rasping sawdust enough annually to
freight a navy --a very small part of;
d iu packing ice. It
which isutilized P a
might and ought to be all saved and
manfactu'red into_ planks, floor
boards and moulded - into vessels,
furniture and hundreds of form in
self.
a a
" You sent for me 1" he said as he
approached the bed -side. _
"Yes ". answered the dying man
y g z
whose breath was now short and
difficult,----" I have but a few --a
few hours to live, and 1: sent—sent
for you to say that—that this is your
Last—your last chance to apologize !"
HARNESS, HARNESS.
Great Variety
AT WILSO'S
SEIlF(DRZ'Fi.
gestTeas,
GROCERY "l! DEPARTMENT.
. I
aeon Canned Fruit,
CANNED FISH, PICKLES,
RAISINS,
PRUNES,
COFFEE,
TRIM S of all kinds,
ISES :not a few,
WHIPS—of all sorts, '
COLLARS—all sizes.
Brushes; Curry -Combs, Cards.
es—from 10 cents
All erre np.
Bells, BIankets, Circingies, Saddles,
And in Pact everything usually found, in e. first-
.
ddler'e hop, and at prices extremely low.
AMES w LLSON
Takes phis opportunity of thanking his numerous
friontle and customers for the liberal, support ex-
tendeditoward him for the past yeaa and hopes
by stri t attention to business and manufacturing
a first- lass article to merit a fair sharp of the Pat-
ronage
)at-
r0 nag a f the m ny. .
Re umber he ;Sign of the
. GOLDEN SADDLE." 215
CURRANTS,
SPICES,
COCOA,
SOAP, STARCH,
FLAY OIiIN C- EXTRACTS, &c., &c.,
NEW AND FRESH,
AT THE LOWEST PRICE FOR CASH,*
AND ONLY ONE PRICE.
LEE & SWITZE ,
H OUV
SIGN OF THE
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- SCOTCH .COLLAR.
A choice assortment of light and heavy
harnrras, whips, bells, horse clothing, etc.,
kept constantly on hand.
Re airing'promptly attended to, End
char- es moderate. Remember the place !
sign f the Scotch Collar, Main Street,
Seaf rth.
16 tf W. H. OLIVER.
WHY ARE
L AZ T'tUS, MORRIS & CO'S
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LIKE BRIGHAj, YOUNG
ON TRIAL FOR AILT.DER
Main street, Seaforth.
NoTlcs.—Any person sending the.
answer' to the above to the .3.gcnt,
M. R. COUNTER, $EAFOLTII,
within the next thirty days, will re-
eeive an order from L.' M. & Co. for
a pair of their superior new pattern
Eye Glasses.
THE S APORTH
LUMBER YARD.
MABEE &r MACDONALD
BE i to inform the public that they have opened
a Lumber lard hi Senfoi•th, .Burr . Shearson's
. Mill, on the ground formerly- used as a Lumber
Yard, by Mr. Thomas Lee.
Th s will keep constantly on hand a good assort-
ment of ALL KINDS OF LT:MBEIt dressed Sed And
aged. Also, LATA AND SHINGLES, all of
wbic t they are prepared to sell at the lowest possi-
ble p es, for Caeh.
B . dere and others will find it to their advent -
ago t0 inspect our stock, and ascertain our prices
bofo purohasingelsewhore, as we are in a position
to off good inducements to cash purchasers.
iso ;cum a ArncDo six.
CALL ANI) GET S0I\[E OF
LAIDLAW'S
50 C£Nm TEA,
Equal to any 75 cent Tea in, Town.
Great I ineemen
s to Parties Buying a:Qua22tal,.
tar Try his FRESH GROUND COFFEE.
J. C. LAIDLAW.
THE VERDICT OF THE PEOPLE
DECL,A.P.ES THAT THE
GADNER SEWING MACHINE
Is superior to any
now in the Market.
Having been examined and tried by the most skilful mechanics and best judges the country eau produee,
and b3 them awarded Prizes at all the principal Exhibitions held throughout the Dominion during the
present year; and although all the leading Machines were arrayed against it, the GARDNER PATENT
'has been declared
VICTORIOUS OYER ALL COMPETITOR 6,
1 Upon every test, and now stands foremost in the rank of sewers.
SEE 'rfE LST OF PRIZES .FOR 18711
First Prize at Toronto. First Prize at London—the great western Fair. First Prize at Guelph—the
great Central Fair. First Prize at St. Catherines, County of Lincoln. First Prize at Chatham, County of
Kent. First Prize at waterloo, County of Waterloo. First Prize at Orangeville, County of Simcoe.
First Prize iu Mono; Counts of Peel. First Prize in Caledon, County of Sinmcoe. First Prize at Wel-
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p� County of Welland. First Prize at Otters -ills, County of Oxford Second Prize at Provincialy Zl
1? tu, Kingston, Diploma at Hamilton, and various County Shows.
This beautiful specimen of mechanical ability i:s:a purely Canadian invention, surpassing in simplie'}ty,
durability, and usefulness any other Seting Machine now fin the market whether of Canadian, American,
or Enmanu. .
It willglish hem, eordfacture, braid, tuck, gather, quilt, fell, and do all and every kind. of Family Sewing and light
Manufacturing work, using all kinds of thread. It has a most complete SET OF ATTACHMENTS.
BTJY NO OTHER. If the price is a little higher than some others, it is the cheapest in the end.
Send for Cironlars and Samples.
GARDNEIt SEWING MACHINE COMPA+N Y, HAMILTON, ONT.
P. S.—Intending purchasers should not be misled by unscrupulous agents of other Companies, who
keep Machines they do not sell, in a'damfged state, to make capital for themselves.
Call and examine the Gardner before purchasing any other, at WILLI-i x GnAssIE's Wereroonle,
Goderich-street, Seaforth. Agents wanted. _
PETER GRASSIE,
179-52 Seaforth.
FOR NEAT BOOTS
The attention of Ladies }'
particularly directed to el
our stock of Prunella
Boots and Broadway Ties.
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ternueG STOCK OF BOOTS AND SHOES.—The Best and Cheapest in the Market.-McINTYRE S;
WILLtS, Main street, Seaforth, have just received a +ery fine stock of Ladies' and Gentlemen's
Itoot' aiid S:boes, suitable for spri ig and summer wear, all of -which will bo sold at the OLD
)>rsci:s, for cash.— The very latest styleg, and of the best and most substantial manufacture. Custom
work of all kinds promptly attended to.1-A neat article and a good fit guaranteed. Repairing—Al1
kinds of work repaired, no matter where made, out the shortest notice.
McINTYRE & WILLIS,
First door South of John Logan's.
DANIEL McGREOOR,
Bookbinder, Harpurhoy, Seaforth,
TAS just received a large Stock of the materials
used in the business, and is now fully prepar-
ed to execute, on the shortest notice and in the
latest styles, all orders he niay be fe.vaured with.
REGISTERS, LEDGERS & BLAND BOORS,
UZ' ANY KI, D,
Ruled, Printed and made to order, on the shortest
notice, and at.prie s which defy competition.
Ladies' Work Boxes t Fancy Cases
Made to order.
OLD AND N + W BOOKS
Bound and repaired at eity prices.
Persons residing at a distance by leaving their
books at the "Signal" Book Store, Goderich, or, at
the "Expositor" office, Seaforth, or at J. R. Grat's
A inleyville, stating style, may rely upon them
being well bound.
All communications addressed to the undersign-
ed, will aeooive prompt attention.
DANIEL McGREGO%,
So4prtii, (urhey.)
Iodized Cod Liver Oil.
THIS Preparation is a solntion of Iodide of Iron
in perfectly pure God, Liver Oil. It may be
used in all cases where the simple Oil is ordere 1,
and will be (bund greatly superior to- it. This
preparation is highly beneficial in Pulmonary Con.
sumption, Scrfulous Complaints, Chronic Skin
Diseases, and for all chrome disorders arising from
defective digestion, assimils+iun or nutrition. It
is also highly useful in Chrome ahortmetisn, and
Gout. Pince $1.
Compound Syrup of I t.; opbosphii es.
THIS is an agreeable Preparation, containing the
Hrpnphosphites of Lime, Soda, Potash and
Iron, with Lee IIvpophosphorous Acid. This
Syrup is a certain remedy for General Debility,
from any cause, Nervous Diseases and Scrofulous
Complaints. It is also highly useful in diseases of
the bones (especially in infnntti) and Incipient
Consumption. Price SL
The above Preparations are of standard rnoctic*zl
g; no secret ingredients,
may be prescribed by physicians without hesita-
reputation, and containintion. Prepared. by JOHN WILLIAMS,
London, Ontario.
For sale b, R. Duns:ter, Senforth; d.It. Grant
Ainley ii1C, G, a. Po�ccll, Wrroxete r, and Drub Grant,
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SUMMER I672
Ts Ks A O I
MERCHANT TAILOR
AND
CLOTHIER,
LAIN S,2'i?EEE2', SEAFV1TH
SUMMER CLOTHING,
SUMMER HATS,
S iiTMMER' LAPS!.
SUMMER COLLARS AND TIES,
and everything else suitable for S
wear in endless variety.
1
ou ask me to
siren, of the even
ately preceded th
once great Arne
the capture of t
present Europea
:something also
led to thesevitdlie
nd.erttakare the t
heart; for when
tible time I ,n
ing our proud
fatal y
et
sition occl pied
people. Tile sto
Iuthefallof lS
the editor of a
York, was eleete.
united States,
for him beause t
an honest man
But be was also
le entertainedc e
preposterous :loll
tural platter'
he has detern'.
people at all a
= pposi.ti0tr. '
other things, *IAds:.
togoresttoea
long before he w
he used to adv
move; to that regi
the disasters tha
:human fa.nn
As soon. asuiy he'
cutive Mansion,
call the White
-Greeley organizer
hundred thousan
ed to force the e
the sea -board St'a
point of the bay
violence was se
•listed were shox
dead bodies were
tional factory w
.had established
kind of fantastic
the large cities of
populated, and tl
tirely empty. T
fore it millions of
children, until t1,
of Kansas were 3
pursuit ceased.,
drawn up in a co
-orders to sl3oot
tempted to visit ?
hundreds of thou
creatures per isht
'This seemed to
Greeley, and he
Congress reconani
handed thousann
of his, entitled
about Farming, a
the al/lief of the
This was done, e
meats and seeds';
then the millions
casts made an
ground. Of the
speak further on.
In the mean
was doing infinity
try in another
writing^was so fee
fully bad that 1st
read it. And sc.
first -annual mee
the document wa
the tariff and s
fence ad
was ascerppt.a.ineare;d
✓ taiu 1
atlori of r ag
only hope of tke
am sure.." The 1
able to interpret
fullowiug form,
the world ; "Ti
couldn't keep c]
himself with t
Ocean once a d
Tien of the massa
telegraphed to 11
Sian minister, aT
indignant that. 1
Glared war. .
President Grreel
write some lett
naarck upon the
rot, and, after
views at gr eat i
with the statem
peror William
plowing was not'
or that guano w
.dust, he wee «e
a slave l3 Gt;
also immediately
became an ally.
' ngl,iii(1, againS
`try U ra;el;y lhad
til. ties allft-ado's 1
i her speech fi
declared the `rr
atarjfon li-i
calcniated tc
nations.
Unhappily
measure of our d
dent had sent
Austr is a cop'v
IJCnow a )oils
autograph upon
peeor mistook
Car rehire of thr
lie ie1 1v oi�iec
the I ' iittd
was pro okecl to
the fact that wh
1StGr Calfle t0 ear
t0 plti'se rt iris cr
dent, tt li0 w
as
at dist tilie, HG
French ian'u:'.
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