The Huron Expositor, 1872-06-28, Page 3JUNE 28, 1812.
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Af I EYViLLE
.,,AN NG a MILL,
R no WFACTORY
bsodber havlr; g bought out the stboye
the good- ill of the late firm, is now.
to frit all orde*a in his lisle of business
Doors 'an d Moulding:
ON HAND AND
DE TO ORDER
Oa the shortest notice.
-STOM PLANING
Strictly attended to.
JAMES BENNETT;
vine, May 16, 2.S72. 2W1-47
AFORTH 'INNING MILL,
i
I DOOR AHD BLIND FACTORY
abseriber begs leave to thank his numeren
»ers for the liberal patronage extended to
borerueiteing business in Sertforth, and
lathe may be favored with a continuance
xnre.
is intending- to}build: would do well to g
211, ns he Will Continue to keep on hand
ea of ell kiaae of
DRY PINE LUMBEIt,.
S.4“41.1
DRS, BLINDS, MOULD INNS,
:SHINGLES, LATH,. ETC.keis co.dent of giving satisfaction to those
iy favour hirci rich their patronage,as nen&
class workmen are employed.
;crtieular attention paid to Custom Plsniflg
Ju H< .BROADFOOT...
SEAFORTH
SOV L .Y WORKS.
MARTMhavinn purchased the premises-
a Goderich Street, in rear of the Manliest
Seaforth, intends hereafter carrying on
:ss there in the follotiviug lases.
LUMBER DRESSING,
Ia all its branches.
gash nN
o ha
� and'Vindrrgashk€pt constantly n ,
sr and Window Frames made to girder, of tha
:Iateriel and at the shortest notice.
hidings, of all patterns, kept on hand: and
to order.
Carrot, Beet and Manure Drills, Land
es, Wagon Racks, Horse= Hay -rakes, aiid'. ar
by of other Farming Implements, of the most.
}vett patterns,: kept constantly on. hand or
to order.
STENT PORTABLE FEN:0ES,
,lanufactnred when required.
TO WAGON MAKERS.
Lie undersigned would also beg to inform Wag-
uti Carriage Makers that he keeps constantly
and, all kinds of Bent Stuff.: suitable for their
fy,
repenters, Builders, Farmers, and the public
=ally in need of any of the above articles
la do well to favor me with their patronage, as
ay new premises, I hate facilities for doing this
fresh of work -winch cannot be surpassed.
,101111 M. MARTEN.
forth Novelty Works,
Goderich Street. 228
10 WANTS A GOOD SUBSTANTIAL
4VAG0N,. or a nice STYLISH BUGGY
WILLIAM GRASSIE,
SEAFORTH,
AS on hand and for sale e number of handsome
L single and double BUGGIES, allswell finished
d manufactured of the very best material. Also,
L. -UMBER WAGONS,
Melt, for excellence of build, and ease in running
isnot Le surpassed by any manufacturer in the
c}rinee.
A few DEMOCRAT WAGONS on land, an
ore making.
V, IT -JAM GIRASSI;E sells as cheap- as any oth
eIN
BLACKSMITii$NC
And General Job Work attended to promptly.
GET THE BEST.
;tablishnzen.t in the County.
niE BLANCHARD R
SIA -CF AC'TCRED DY
BLIVgirtiARD & SDKS,
Concord, New 1lampslAre;
This. Churn is decidedly the best and cheapest
that has ever been offerer. to the Canadian p
It (11 iu s rarid't, wt rl s Easily, and makes the best
butter.. It is alio si,aple aired durable.
FARMERS
TRY ONE, NO Sly IT NO SALE
If it does not work satisfactorily it can be re.
nrned-
.pkiese Churns can be seen at any tune at Sem
son Brothers' hardware Store, Seaforth.
0... 0. WILSON,
e ;4 Agricultural Implemen
t Agent
tii
THE BEST
SEWING MACHINES .
?:Sade can be had at-
WM.
tW '.. N. WATSON'S
SEWING ! AG I E DEPOT
�denO
SE A.tRT
"THE GE_ UISE IIOW
Sewing :lachines, in all styles andsues, and
c c
THE O,S`IJ 01 -RN'
Machine in an styles.
The subscriber has received a splendid ire a by e
both these Machin which are p
ronouPK-let-wed le, tele to be
satperiortoy others
m
For strewth, simplicity and perfection.
e.
et:ti,n for range of work,
folight
gary
}beautyrrid o
ts
etch,ocng to the being
perfect and furl
ways y equal on both upper mud lower threads,
fr r durability tht•se iunnehines~ are unrivalled.
teti
Every Ztrel it0 n rranted and inetructions giv
etati:�.- Marhiue sent out on trial, or
r• month to rel eeeitnle pantie' Seafol `
''Ji.N.'iArS0 ,
GAIETIES.
•A, drover who `sells his cattle
by live weight always gives them as
much water as they ,will drink be-
fore driving tllelu on the scales.
That is his way of watering stock.
_•-. Douglas Jerrold one day met a
Scotch gentleman whose name was
Leitch, and who explained that he
vas not the popular caricaturist,
John Leech. "Iam aware of that,"
r ` 'replied the wit . you are the Scotch
Leitch, with the i -t -o -h."
A clergyman said' to a man
burying bis fourth wife : " The
Lord has afflicted you." The mourn-
er, sobbing, replied . Yes, yes,
e
has ;" and pausing a moment, and
wiping his nose continued : " But
I don't think the' Lord got *much
ahead of me, for as fast as he took
one I took another."
—" How many regular boarders
have you, madam `l" asked a census -
taker of a lady. " \\Te11, really, I
can't say aSany of 'em is very regul-
ar, They stay out." `.' I-. mean,
madam, bow many steady boarders
have youi" ." Welt, really, out of
19, there's not more'n two that I'd
call steady.
will be less seen and heard T' " Tak'
a back seat!" said John ; na, nap
I'll never quat my cozie corner.
My greatgriudfather, my grand-
father, awl illy father, a' sat there,
and there John will sit, come o't
what will !" The elders, with heavy
hearte, returned to the minister,
and reported the stubborn, trucu-
lent, and unehristian-like behaviour
of the •incorrigible drowsy wabster.
Let him alone," replied the worthy
man,; " I think the best way to cure
him of his sinful malady is to affront
him. He is a poor, but proud crea-
ture ; I'll rebuke hien before the
whole congregation." " Next Sab-
bath, the text was hardly given out,
when, as usual, ;down sinks John,
and begins to s renade his neigh-
bdrs if pooole,
�s�
more than his
with
accustomed berry. " Sit up, John
Thomson'1" cried the minister, with
a Loud and ear spitting voice. "
no sleepin', sir," quoth John. " 0,
John, John, can you tell me what I
said last `1" " 0u ay; sir ; ye said
Sit up, John. Thanson 1"
Baby m the Gallery.
$a �
An old woman having . heard
an advertisement read from a news-
paper, which ended with this intima-
tion," not to be repeated," exclaim-
ed,
?
ed, "Hoch, sirs, that mann be a great
secret l" -
--- A maiden lady being asked
w• 1
ied
-'d
ie
ver married, p
had
never she h
s
y
that she had never, seen the man for
whom she waswilling to ,get up.
- three meals a day for 40 years.
Rev. Mr. A., a Methodist sin-
ister in a Western village, observed,
one hot Sunday, that his congrega-
tion, with few exceptions, were
Sud -
wrapped in placid slumber.
denly pausing in his sermon, he re-
quested Deacon S. to pass around
the plate. The .deacon,' thusaccost-
ed, rose to his feet, and with a very
red face, said : " The collection has
bas already been taken up."
"Never mind, Brother S.," replied
the minister ; `"take up another, for -I
intend -to make the congregation
1.pay_ for .lodgings, as well ;as for
spiritual food- When the second'
collection had been taken up, the
congregation was very wide-awake
indeed.
_ A gentleman brought to the
Pity a mummy which he had procur-
ed in Egypt; and as soon as. the
:coroner heard of it he summoned a
-jury and held an inquest upon the
mummy, and decided that its Clea
th
was produced by causes unknown,"
and then collected his fee with in-
terest from the time of the mummy's
death, about three thousand years
two. - Well, that very same coroner
has been at it again. Last week
some laborers, while digging a cellar,
discovered a dozen bones. They ap-
peared to be the.bones of a horse ;
.but the coroner seized them, threw
away the large ones,.laid .them upon
,the floor in something like the shape
,of a man -one bone, however, a leg
::bone, running up what represented
the back --and held. an inquest.,
=$e.had the same old jury that sat
on the mummy, and in about ten
minutes they handed in averdict that
"deceased cavae to his death ap-
parently from torpidity of the liver."
'hen they went for the fees and di-
vided them.=
Intellectual Creature—"No it's
rV utterly impossible for a- fellah to
stand this disgusting weather. I
feel ag if my Bwains were going to
the dogs." .Lady—" Dear, dear !'
I'oor dogs !"
A LUXURY IF YOU LIKE. --Sandy
I say, Jock, roon,'di