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AStbrOn, and Croupy ' Fifty guts' worth has
Crick in the tack, awe- quantity.
Back h earl standing,
y L
� � It cures swells(
Neck, Tumors,Ithourratisru, Neuralgia, coarse_
tion of the h£uaclee, Stiff Joints, Spinal Dime
ties and Pain and Soreness m any part, no
where .it may be, nor from what Cause it /law matter.
it always sloes you good Twenty-five mute •
oitg
has cnred bac], cases of throne and Bloody
eatery. One tea -spoonful cures Cholie in fifteen_
minutes. It wfl l eure any case of Piles that it is
sile.to cure. possible Six or eight applications is
ranted to cure any ease of excoriated Nipples or
a _fisaied Breast.. For Braises,, if applied often �n'
bound up, there is never the slightest discoloration
to the Skin. It ,tops.the pain of a burn s
sts ome
applied_ Cures frosted feet, Boils,. warts.
-Corns, and W ouuds of every description on -mars or
beast.
Prepared, byS
4.I�.Th
0
1� ratty, Phelps, F. y
•i€ NOBTHBUP & LYMAN, Newcastle, Ont.,'
ESt agent for the Dofuinion. Li
Nara. Ecleetrie—Selected and Eleettized.E. Hickson & Co. and E. Luresden, Ante for
P Seeforth. 6-#
1.
The Great rem le Remedy,
JOB MOSES' I'LRIODICAL pILLB.
S invaleable medicine is unfailing he the
curs of all those painful and dangerous diseases
ttawhich the female constitution rs': subject.
moderates all excess and removea all obstructions,
and a speech cure may be relied on.
To in a sheet a hies itis peculiarly suited. It will,
ring on the ?monthly period with
regul.ui;ty.
These Pills should not be taken by Fernsla;
during the first three mouths of Pregnaey, as they
rare sure to bring ou Miscarriage, but at any other
time they are safe.
In ..
all cases of Nervous and Spinal Affeotoa
ie
pains in the bash and limbs, fatigue on slight a
ertion, palpitation of the heart, hysterics,and
whites, these pills will effect a cure when s other - .
means have failed i and althougha powerful
remedy, do not contain iron, caloniel, antimony, or
anything hurtful to the constitution.
Fni directions in the pamphlet around each
package,which should be carefully preserved
Job Oases, New York, Sole Proprietor; S1-Oo
144 {..
cents for postage, enclosed to Northo - & L ;
Newcastle, Ont,,, general agents for the Dame
will insure a bottle, containing oyer 5Q pills
return mail.
Sold in Seat -oral by E. Erickson t Co., andf
$. Lumsden. 197.4
RAILWAY TIME TABLE.
Trainsleave the Seaforth station as
follows :—
Express.
237r.M..
4;.
Express:
10.50 At M.
eoXNG WEST.
Mixed. Male
8.44 P: at.
1.4() P. M.
GOING EAST.
Mixed- Mail.
1.4,0 P M. 8.00 A. 'Me
emosemeennienui
PARTICULAR N OTIQE
Has
SHAWLS,
•
S
LOcAN
a Lot. of
MANTLES,
AND --
GOODS
Which he is anxious: to Sell Off,. at Cost,
YES, BELOW COST,
Or any reasonable price that a customer mayoffe
Therefore, Ladies,you will please call at the
Manchester House,
MAIN STREET„
eon, and get your piejlr of the Goods before they
are all sold.:
Seaforth July- 2.5, 1871. isiif
EGMONDYILLE
OCE,
B.Y STORE.
. THOMSON,
(Late of Seaforth,)
T.TAS received a fresh supply of Choice Family
Groceries, of every description, ombraein .: very
.
Fine -flavored: Teas
of various varietiea
Also-,. Sugars, Coffees, Spices,Fishy
TOBACCOES,
`13isetrits and every other article is the Groceryline
all of which he will sell at prices as low as can be-
ad at Sesforth or in any House in the Count
BUTTE AND EGGS
taken in exchange for goods as cash.
F_OUte' AND FEED.
f every description, keel constantly on 'hand, in-
_ chiding Shears rt & Coes Na. 1.
call is respectfully- solicited.
WM.. THOMSON.
REMEMBER THE BRICK STORE,
EG f`ONDVILLE,
LOGe-I.X'S OLD STAND.
f
1V111,:Ka.LK.
F . XES wishing NEW MILK can, have it
DELIVERED AT THEIR RE Ii}1?,I CE# ,
I s
BArOF`rIF,.
Ftery weep clay morning from date.
JOHN HABEIIW,
North Roach:
206
November 16, 1871.
II'CL TO FARMERS.
POULTRY WANTED.
The urtlersigned is now prepared to pay the
IIiglieSt Price, in Cash, -
For any quantity of good well-dressed
O LTRY
Delivered at the Egg Emporium,, Seaforth.
r_= The Poultry must alt be drawn.
t,fei
D. D. WILSON
NOTICE
TO LE TORS.
LL ACCOUNTS of the current year and. also'
fall accounts and notes or other debts contract-
in precious years must be paid on or before the
tit day of January, 1872. Otherwise they will
'placed it Court for collection, as my busrtres
ist be wound up at once.
PAIN of all kinds, Pork, Butter, 8re.,
['1 be taken iar payment of accounts or notes, et
highest Inarket. price, up to the above•stated
ae. JOHN Lroaam-
Liateyatiile, Dec. 6, 1871. 209
EB:23,1872.
',I-IULU EXPOSITOR.
GAIETIES. -
Why is a hen immortal T B
cause her son never sets.
— The moyeroent that was " o
foot" has taken a carriage,
-- if the doctor orders bark, h
not the patient e, right to 'growl? -
--Don't take too much intere
in the affairs of your neighbors. S
will . do.. •
per cent.
--• Don't force- a'vi'an to take yo
advice. It's like pitching him into
river to make him bathe. `
-- The young man who stood o
bis own merits became very mus
fatigued with the performance.
- Mie is the food of love
tut we have found out that it tak
something more substantial fo
matrimony. .
-- To kits a rosy-cheeked girl, an
find your mouth filled with. Yen
tian red, and she growing pale en
is truly -awful.
The romance of love does ver
well before marriage; but after i
it sinks into the - real pork and cab
bac�.
human �an life.
b- What is theVifference betwee
a schoolmaster -and an engine.driver
One trains the mind, and the othe
minds the tram.
=Mr. 'Dobbs says that he ha
one of the most.obedient boys in th
world. He tells him to do as h
pleases, and he does it without
murmur.
-- We know a good nature
bachelor so generous, that; 'poorsfel
low, he would give even his bear
away if he could find an interestir
object to take it._
A Carolina gentleman asked
negro boy if he wouldn't take a pine
of snuff. "No," replied the darkey
respectfully, "'me tank you. Pomp'
nose not hungry."
A few days since, at an even
ing party, a gentleman handed his
wife a glass of wine. Some on
asked her if it were Maderia, she re
plied, "1 persume so,, for it cam
from ray deary."
— Teddy, me boy, jist guess how
many cheeses there is in this ere bag
an' faith I'll give yethe whole five.'
—" Five," said 'Teddy.— "Arrah
by My 'sow], bad luck to the man
that tould ye t►►
— "What would our wives say
if they knew where we are ?" said
flee captain of a schooner, when they
were beating about in a fog, fearfu
of going ashore. " Humph,` I should
n't mind that," replied the mate, "i
we only knew where we were our
lv
se es.
= "Pa, will you answer 'roe a
question 4" Certainly, my boy.'
"Well, - pa, is the world round r
sc Yes,.. of course." " Well, then
pa, if the world is round, how can i
come to an end'.' "' There now
that'll do ;; you can run out and
play."
j �•[11.
Boyish Misery Spealein' _ and
Recitation Day.
AWestern writer thus vividly
portrays the miseries of a country:
schoolboy : What a stillness pre-
vailed in the old school room when
the " master" announced before dis-
missing school .that " on next Fri-
day afternoon _there will be no reci:
tations, but after bearing the read-
ing lessons every young lady will
read an original com position, and
every young man will. commit a'
piece to memory, of poetry or prose,
rose
,
which he wi11 speak £torn this stand,
and those who fail to do either will
be punished."
How the perspira tion started, on
the- brows' of the timid' ones as the
solemn speech -vas made. Even
the boy .who had put his mittens
on, under the desk, and(.placed one.
foot out in the aisle ready to " go"
at the words: " school i$ dismissed,"
pulled off ' his ' mittens and 'began
searching for a book to take home
" to learn .something one. of," and
whispered -profanity such as 'F darn
y
It cc
CO
of
ound the luck," came • up
from behind the desks --and all felt
as if there was to be an eclipse and
no glass had been smoked, except
the one smart chapwho had "
rather
spear: than not," and the girls who
hact big sisters at boarding schools,
whose previous literary' efforts at
home afforded rare chances for pla-
giarism, which by ' a .little help
would deceive the teacher. -
-At last .the anxiou,ly awaited'da
r� y
arrives, the fore
in is passes]- in
the usual manner, but at noon there
is1 a decided change riiade in the ap-
pearance of -the scholars and school:
room. The " big girls" are "dress-
ed 'up" for the occasion. Their
gowns are of finer texture than
those worn during the week some
are adorned with their mother's
breast pix," and a pair of " prize"
earrings ; white stockings take the
place of the literacy blue" or :black
ones, which would not look so wall
on the platform" (for there were no
dresses en, t) -deux,, in those days); near-
ly all wore " bean catchers" plaster-
ed. on • the side of their foreheads,
and charcoal from the fire=place had
been used as a dentrifice during
the intermission between.' fore and
afternoon.- °
The little bare-footed girls appear-
ed in bright, copper -toed shoes . and
tape embroidered pantalettes of the
*nkeen style. With the bo
there was -also an attempt at i',-;
proved .; toilette,boots had. been
greased paper. collars turned, and
a portion of their " unday go -to-
meetin'-clothes" dottrel for the od-
casion.. Shocky - heads had . bee
combed int partial stt .jebtion, an
the boy ith chappe *! , l? ands ha
soaked his knuckles 'n ,
bran ;.and
water
until portions of the original.
cuticle wet visible. he " doctor's
son" exhaled a powerful s.roma all
his father's flavoring ssences, and
the. "tavern keeper's"' boy had an -
pointed himself with 'f aniaica,".as
a substitute for. ". Bay um." The
" master," to ]radiata i e a dignity
equal to the occasion, 1 ad also ex-
ch'aiiged his every da coat for a.
"swingtail" of fabullet s length and
shiy in spots as a o uck's - wing_
The bell ria gs=-readin ,lessons are
a
.he, d, g ,
bookspl t away the speak-
ing ilatforin cleared; fo • work, and
the how opens.'
" Samuel Snubnose 1 calls - the
teas ler ,and. "5amu 1," with a
par ing glance at his bo ks stumbles
,
alon .towards the stand where he
becomes th:e target of a hundred
eyes, and his face tit. .color of a
tur Aey gobbler's watt] .s. A bow,
sus• as he would hav: matle if a
brie had struck him a the instant
in t a back of the `ilea andh� ees-
says tospeak ; '
•
.0
e curfew tolls the kn 11 of parting
day'
The lcwing (pause) hoards wind slowly
O'er the. lea
The 4-- the — (prompter). ' plowman "-.
lownrnan leaves thew ary way
plods the dark to ,wo iciness and to
ne.
from'. the yonder ivy antled'tower
Hoping noon doth to he owl com-
Main (snickering) •
(te he hehe)'where the beetle wheels
is best -right bower
drowsy -tinklings 1 her distant
eign.
Th 'teacher raps on the d
" Sa .uel, no levity," and
has forgotten - pretty n
" ele ," concludes as folio'
And
Save
The
Save
And
" He e rests his (ha ba) he
• n the lap of yearth
A yo th to (prolonged snit
Mela icholyr remarked .him
firth
ask and says :
Samuel, who
lush all his
s
d (snort) up-
er) unknown.
t his
Aud science frowned on : nn for her
Wile -
ni goes to his sea and holds
ose to keep from b ughing .out
w�iile at a nod fro the mast-
' Lucinda Wirth'. trips all
s and blushes to tl e platform,
fter " kurtsying," roceeds to
n an inaudable voic something
" Be kind to thy f ther. The
er says, " Louder,' and we
a -few words : - " Your father
you and has been let a- great
of expense a-bl.•ing ng. you. °up
u should obey him a•. d not---"
ensues a jumble of sounds
no one can inter .yet, which
and after folding t. e composi-
" Lucinda" lays it o the teach-
able for inspection, "kurtseys"
goes to her seat. ` , " George
le teacher,
low whose
curliness,
S'
his
loud_
er,
smil.
and
read
abou
teat
cafe
love
deal
SJ y.
here
whic
ceas:
tion
er's
and
Francis isSr
Sprain,"
s
P , any t
and spruce looking fe
hair is goose -oiled int -
step boldly to. the front.
Gorge likes this bust • ess—he is
going to make a lawyer and in a
shril voice' he ,nommen es ",Not
man - generations ago here you
now :it encircled by all ;'hat embel
lishe: civilized life, th wild fox
nodd-d•in the wind, and he thistle
deg, is hole unscared" and so he
goes • n, transposing a see tence oc-
oasio ally, but mainly right, and
-with : firm voice to the end. We
have seen George since he arrived
at nr•n s estate ; he now stands in
the Police .Court and defends
" dru k s" fOr fifty cents case, win
or4os ', and bas acquired s icli a repu .
ta.tio. that la Judge al %• eys conies
down harder on his ellen s than any
other:.
Mi.'s Elizabeth Brandreth steps
; forty• id and in -a Susan .il Anthony
stylee eads a. hifulf tin' e cription of
cobra py.-life—how "in ► ring when.
:when meadow 'larks r: warbling
and °eese. squawking, $ e loves to
a
go ou "into the.fields and cull but-
ter -culls and'see the littl: lambkins
gamboling on the green grimy banks
(gree i faro banks, her brother said
she ..:e:,rat), and then •rete rued back
to he ne again once moi'- and help
her .other staid'sauna es for if we
�, g
are e
n -
t kind ur pare t
to z s the sa.s
'scrag P "
e
meat will ire rad really
we hive forgotton the re t of Eliza-
beth' com - osition.
P
Th n - " Charles Bashful " starts
for the stand, accelerated in li mo-
tion .y a'pi'n ehrust, as 1 e left the
11
seat. He bows, . and seeing a boy
•
I am, reedy to die;
and, sink or swim,
I am for; my coup
separable. My 1
American as I am
—here the teache
trying to find 'th
orator's remarks
for my country,
revive and perish.
try one • and in-
ords, 'were I an
an Englishman"
r, who has been
original of -the
,tops, -the medley,
and 1Vlelville takes( his seAt. He had
had been ramxne with so many
not been able to
them and thus
n
's aims. But .why
jest ? The good
" Mary's Lamb "
the " good little
i -tobacco prece as
pieces, tha}t, he h<
• \betwee
�betwee
defeated bis paren
continue this su
little girl recited
very nic 1y, an
boy " spa e his an
follows :
over' cite tobacco -no,
?Sal little Ro. ert Read .
I'll ne er put it n my mouth,
It i a filthy eed,"
• By the way, we aw this good boy
a few di,,s ago; h� now chews plug
tobaccd`lirke a Lor: e; and smokes a
clay pip : night nd day. Bet it
woula be such • a onsolation to us
now to k ow wh• t has becorue of
the rest ofhthat
school orators, w
pieces" nearly a sc
gibe of dis
o "spoke
re of years
THEY conte from all parts of the
try to get come
worth of Frani
tridge's photographs nd are highly
fied. Only $1 per dozen. Scott's
Seaforth.
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RE_MOV L OP ROSS'S HOT L
A{
ALTA STAGE OFFICE.
Veer subscrib r• begs tor state that he ha
1 roved to he Building formerly occupies
Mr. M. Roberts n as -a Cabinet Factory, near
Station, which , e has fitted up in a suitable
nor for; a Hotel. • He invites all his old friends
cnstomem to hi
happy to Attend
ling and large
North will find
Ross's Mail: Lu
Hotel.
1 203
maki g • faces, commences
until. the teacher cotnes
side tnd raps his- head
ferule this causes more
more tsps, until he forget
and i•'`locked up in the
race.:
Th: minister's . son,
rblossom,:' is the.
show lie ' scholars how a
shoal ' speak. Melvin
solem . as a vinegar jug, 1)
has ben selected by h
prnci ally 'or its moia
Says:
"I dol .most earnest].
could nduse:all youthfu
As to ivest religion of
and re . ulsive association
lords, ask lip respite fi•
y rhe
to snicker,
ip by his
with, the
firth,: then
his piece
wood -box
Melville
called to
good boy
looks - as
s "piece"
parents,
tone; he
wish I
individu-
is gloomy
but, nay.
m earth -;
re -
by
the
an
and
new gtiarter's where he wil be
to their wants. First-class. Stab -
riga in connection. Parties g ipg
it to their advantage to patro fee
e of Stages, which start -from this
JAMES ROS
At the
• 777s
MAIN- TREET, SEAPORTS,
SIGN OF BLACK BEAR:
NEW FURS,
EW SHAWLS,
N W DRESSES,
Anda large lot of
READY- ADE CLOTHING,
tIreeb from gland,
Bch " , be dol very cheap.
t
GREAT SUCCESS
HAS ATTENDED
PENT S CLEARING SALE
OF GOODS, -
And although he has Gold a vast file within the last four weeks,Q fl h' has still a lathe stock of all kinds
of DRY GOODS still on land, and in order still further to reduce his stook he will continue his
GREAT, AT CLEA.RINSALE
FoR 1.,s1- TWO :WEEKS LONGER.
C'nine while Bargains can be got.
REMEDIBEB. DENT'S. CHEAP STORE, SEAFORTH.
NOTICE.
ALTHOUGH BOOTS & SHOES,
WOOLLEN G0QDS,
CROCKERY, ETC.,
Have ,advanced from 10 to 20 per. cent,
WE WILL N O T
Put up the GOODS now in Stock
FOR A SHORT TIME.
• (
E. HICKON lk Con
MONTREAL ROUSE, SEAFORTH.
THE
SALE STILL CONTINUES
AT
T. IifDll'S F;DTPORIU_li.
Special inducements in Grey .Cottons.
200 Pieces, at fifteen per cent. lower; than can be pur-
chased Wholesale now, owing to the advance in , Cotton
Goods.
SECURE THE. BARGAINS,
FOR THREE WEEKS ONLY.
CASH AND ONE; PRICE.
T. KIDD,
Those indebted' will please call and settle and oblige.—T. K.
Seaforth, Jan. 81, 1872.
• e5
S€MITHTKG.
217
New Grocery, Flour, Fe0t, and Seel
THE Subscribers are now opening out a choice Stock
' i
- i
i��1 of FAMILY E
1GROCERIES; RIL-+
S, TLOUR, FEED, etc.,
iti
1 the Store•foxlnerl occupied u the ontreal Telegraph
y �� y
Company._
TEAS, SUCARS,
OF- THE BEST BPA ' DS.
Flour, Graham co. .Buckwheat do., orn
and Oti
t.
-
.meal,
Peas, Oats, etc etc. kept const „ ep co st ]illy on hand.
As we intend making SEEDS a speciality, Farmers- and Gardeners will
find it to their advantage to give us a call.
b
THE GASH SYSTEM AND ONE PRICE STRI TLY ADHERED TO.
Goods delivered Fin any part of the village, free of charge.
N. B.—The hig I
hest Market Price laid in Cash for. all kinds of Produce.
�
Remember the Star d, ,old Telegraph Office; one door South of
the Black Bear.
215 STRONG & =:FAIRLEY.
•
SMQKE:RS!
For a good smoke use the
MYRTLE NAVY.
See T. & B. On Each Plug.
Price so Low that all can use it.
CAUTION.
The Brand "MYRTLE NAS Y ►► is registered, any infringement on it will be prosecuted.
The name Tucxaur & Bizzaitos is on each Caddy, and T. &.B. ou each Ping.
Hamilton, January 15. 1872: - - 216434'
:BUSINESS CHANGE,
DISSOLUTION OFA �(
R�NEIi
SPD
Mil (IIrI;IiPi.G f: • illy
W. DOHERTY
;.pegs to announce that he will continue the 'butsi-
ness of the late firm of Depew & Doherty .(Mr. De -
/pew removing to the city of London to extend his
f business operations,) and while thankful for the
past patronage. he hopes by, increasing his stock
end meeting the wants of his easterners and the
public in every possible way, to do in 1872 a much
larger business then last year, in which, although
the first year of th s business, there was sold over a
100 PIANO= ASND MELODEONS 1 -
At a
cost of
Twenty .ou D
o3lara.
`T ,hsarad
The present stock;inust be sold preparatory to
heavier Importat ons in the Sprang, BO 00221e now
if u want
o want Bargains.
CLINTON MUSIC FANIPORIUlY1
Is the spot for al'kinds of
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
Of the best era.
Clinton, Jan, 9,1872. 215
HARNESS, HARNESS.
Great Variety
AT TJLSO-'�1.
SEAFORTH.
TRUNKS of all kinds,'
VALISES not a few,
ivHIPS•--of alt sorts,
COLLARS -all sizes.
Bru h,e8, Carry Combs, Card,
All prices ---from 10 cents up.
Bells, Blankets, Clrcingies, Saddles,
And in fact everything usntifly found in. a fiat=
class Saddler's Shop, and at prices extremely low.
JAMES WILSON
Takes this opportunity of thanking his numerous
friends and customers for the liberal support ex-
tended toward him for the past year and hopes
by strict attention to buseness and manufacturing
a first-class article to merit a fair shore of the pat-
ronage of the many.
.1?enzentver the Bien of i7 e
tt GOLD$ '- Semen," 215
VIOLET �' t INKE
J. SEATTER, -
EXCHANGE BROKER,
And stealer in Pure
DRUCS CHEMICALS AND DYE STUFFS,
PERFUMERY,
FAN CYAN D TOILET ARTICLES
Agent for Sewing Machines.- Money
to lend on easy terns. -
Pure Wines and Liquors for medi-
cinal purpoges. J. SEATTER,
Seaforth, :Nov. 3, 1870.. 5f.1-tf.
TEETH EXTRACTED WITHOUT
PAIN. -
CARTWRIGHT. L. D. S„ Surgeon Dentist,
extracts teeth without pain by the use of the -
Nitrons -Oxide Gas. Office—Over the " Fountain. -of
Fashion, Mr. Powter's store, on the Market Square.
• Attendance in Seaforth, at KnotHotel, the
first
Tuesday and Wednesday of each month; m Clinton,
at the Commercial Hotel, on the following Thum -
days and Fridays.- Thexcinainder of the time at
his Stratford office:
Parties requiring new -teeth are requested to calf,.
if at Seaforth and Clinton, on the filet days -of at-.
tendance.
Over 54,000 patients bane bed teeth extracted by
the nee of the Gas; et Dr. Coniton's office* New
York. 208
HURRAH FOR Ian.
WM. AULT,
wale STREET, SEAYORTH,
TTAS ON HAND a superior stock pf FAMILY
GItOCEItIES, embracing Teas of the lest
kende, Sugar];, Raisins, etc. Also, Crockery and
Glassware, andevery other article usually kept - in
a first-class Grocery Store.
PflO-118IONS,
Such as Flour, Oat and Corn -meal, Potatoes, Perk,
etc., also, every description Of
SEED,
Such as Oats, Peas, Bran and Shorts, all of which
will be sold cheaper ,banthe choapest.
Ia'AAILA PitODIIc3E,
The highest market price paid for all }ends of
Farm Produce.
Remember the place, Mainstreetiv1, .East side,
opposite Coventry's Boot and Shoe Store, Seafo h.
218 d. AUL
CATTLE FAIR.
A CATTLE FAIR will be held hereafter at
LOYD'S HOTEL, SEAFORTH,
(Opposite the Station,)
On the First Monday in each ]otolith,
BEGMNznc o
MONDAY, OCTOBER 2, 1871,
Large numbers :of buyers will be in attendance,
end parties haying stock may rely onthe best mar.
ket-prieee. -
Tn eonnection with Loo's Hotel {Houghton's
are fie arta 0:mai:maims stables tea yard*. .
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