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The Huron Expositor, 1871-12-22, Page 2UPON CHRISTMAS EVE. .And I've found that out that it isn't money, nor a well -furnished house, nor clothes that makes a man happy, bat the possession of a good wife; and it took me ten yeais to find it out. It took me ten selfiale years—years that I had been spend- ing in thinking more about myself than anybody else, you know. And all that while I'd got so used to it that I never took any notice of the patience and forbearance and tender- ness that was always being shown to me. It's all right, thinks I, and it's me that's- master, and I've a right to be served. And that's the with top many of us: we get matried, and are precious proud - taking the wife out for a bit, but then come the domestic duties, and mostly a few children, when it's bard work to make both ends meet, and so the pear wife gets lower and lower and lower, till she's a reg;ilar slave, while the husband looks on, and never stretches out a hand to save her a bit of trouble, - Well, - that's. measuring other people's corn by your awn. bushel, and that's right ---that's just what it is: that's my bushel, and allo win for it being a bit baucerea and knoc ed about, it's surprising what a coa rect measure it i_land if -ever 1 u that old measure to tasy atioth man's corn, and I find as it don't t • for it, I always feel as if I shoal • like to shatte I -Jett fellow's hand o for I know he's a teump and a nrs. worth knowing. Now, I'm going to tell you how found it. all out, and in finding it a out as Isall it, let me tell you mean principally -what a fool 1 ha . been for ten long years. I needn tell you when. it was, end Jane ther don't care to be too nice abont th day—very well, we'll say you d but never mind now—only it wa Christmas -eve, and I come hom from work with my hands inn pockets, and a week's wages titer too, and when I mounted the stai and went into our shabby room there was the wife down in the lo rocking -chair, with two of the lital ones in her lap, and though he bead was partly turned away could see she wag crying, and an other time I Should have flown a her about it, for I don't mind say lag ts 1 was a regular brute to he • —not hitting. or anything of the . sort, you know, but sending har words sueh as- she's told me since hi harder than blows. But I conldn' fly at, her then on account ef strange chap as was there. Shabby snuffy -looking little fellow, with flu in his hair and pits in his chin -where he couldn't shave iu to, so that, what with his -face not being over well washed, and his old black clothes.- looking greasy, he didn' seem the sort of visitor as you'c -care •aaout having in your place because, though I came home dirty with my trade, I always set thet cloa-n as clean dirt, and don't mind it. " Well, what's for you ?" I says, precious gruff. "Two pun fifteen and ninepence, with costs," he,sa.ys, bringing out a - paper; and then you might have • knocked me dawn with it, for I knew it was for rent. There'd been a bother about it several times, and no \yonder, and as I'd promised again and again,.andenever kept my word, as 1 should have done, why this was come on me, and there was a man in possession. There was only one thing to be dote, and of course that I does at once; goes over the way to the land- lord, and when I got into his room began to bluster a let. it deal too bad,"..I say. " Have you brought the money, my man ?" he says. ' "No, I ain't," I says, " and I think " . "ow, look here 'Roberts,' he says, quite quietly, and holding up his finger, " You're not the, suit of , tenant I • want. You're no credit to the place. If you had been a • decent fellow, struggling against the world, and you owed me twice as much, and I eaw you meant to pay, why • l'cl never •have put in the bailiffs, but when 1 see a mau going on as you do, why T say if you've money to waste you can pay your . relit. Sorry_ for your wile, but if you can't p. -at the nIoney now, there's the door. I'm not goieg to lee an- noved in 111V cwn plaee." He wasn't a. big man, but he took me down twenty psgs in a minute in his cool, easy way, and before; I Ln • k,w whei't! I was I'd backed out, and was going aeross the •street, -when 1 recollects the man sitting there at home, and of a Christmas - eve too, and I slowly went baek and sent in ft message to landlord, and directly after 1 stood before him again, and after no end to a • hard- fight he consented to let a• pound stop on, and send the man off if Pd pay down one pound fifteen 'and ninepence. , Well, I thought a minute, and I hesitated, and thought again, and t then recollected the dirty, snuffy t 1 fellow -there, and that settled me, so t that I paid down the money, took I my receipt, and a note to the man,' and directly. after I was standing in my own place, With that chap gone, and only threepenc left of myesix- and-thirty shillings for a Christmas dinner ; and now i came upon me hot and strong •wh it was that I stood there like that; and as I saw it ail SO plain, I s t my. teeth and brought My fist do w n upon the table. in a way as made the carkaestick jump, and sent the hildren trembl- ing up ti their motl er. •. "it's because no ody ever said to me, 'Sam itoberts what'll you take to eat 7' " And then I banged my fist on the table at. ain, and began %venting up and down the room. . Nobody spoke to me, but the wife got the children off quietly to bed, and at last, when I as still striding up and down, T felt her hand on my shoulder, and she whispered quite low like— , e c " Don't mind it, ear." "Bat I Alo," I said quite fierce and loud, and the floor thing stole away from I110 _again, and though I didn't look at her, I able to keep the t that I'd been the car I took no rioeice.t -new she wasn't ars baek, aud se agaiii. len though, for . g something was, woik . nte nie, and k- at last I told her to go •to b4d, and r- she did. while I sat Iefore tlite bit of se I tire in theroom and thought it over. er Now don't laugh at m when I io tell you that I believe in belis, ibut d .1 can't help it if yo dp, for they ff, always •seetit to sp ak toe me like e music does,- and if ti ei•e's ever any- thing will apt on m it's the sound I of a peal of bells. I was bitter cold 11 that night, and yet didn't feel it se the wind •how -led al, ag the street,. d and I could DOW an then hear the 't great flakes of su(..) v coMe softly e patting at the windo\ and then the e sashes wourd shake, and the winn o, ramble in the chimm y, whiie every s now and then came the- sound of e the bells, not bright. aid joyful, hut y sad and sobbing and mournful. I e Knew it was a mealy, reputing time rs with every. one elee. • I could not , attend tb that, for I was gradually w getting to see one thi g that I kept a on fighting.against, Fuld that was, what a fool I had been. Fight againit I id, but it wee no use, for es the st eet got more quiet, and the, wind ,unk, the 'bells iang out clearer tint clearer, and seemed to keep telli g me of it. Now.' knew of it y the three- pence in my pocket; ow it was by shabby. floor; then the ; heggzfrly furniture and the r iserable fire ; and though 1 didn't er ss the room I had it in my mind's e e, and there it all %-sae written plin enoughin my wife's face. And yet I would 't own to it, though the bells seem;d to be epeak- Mg to me, and rang ot t plainetjand plainer all my waste and careless- ness, tili all at -once they stopped for a minute; when o e big bell be- gan to toll slowly, "boom, boom, boom ;"and that did ii, for the next moment I gave a wii4 sort of cry, and was down on m knees with wy hands over my fac4, and the big_ tears, hot and boiling bursting out from between my 'fing rs. But the tetus might blind, th y could not hide that, though ever; oneseemed like hot lead. They ceuld not hide. what I then sa7, for the bell still -went onenow swept away in the. distance, now coming nearer at3& nearer, till it frllea th room, and made the very place Seem to tremble and quiver, as did eV ry nerve in my body. • N the tears could iot hidethat scene ats the tolling bpi brought up, ana there j could see the snow upon the greund, and, two n ourners, fol- lowing a little coffin through the streets of.a country towi, with their -footmarks left back in tie pathway, as thorigh even they wte initrks of the funeral And thentoo was the the . church, and the grey `bailed el ergy men meeting us 'at the gate, ancl me hard, bitter, and Fsullen, seeing it all unmoved, and ilstenintt to the words as camenow Sto my ears borne upon the bells. There, too, was the ;little grave,- and the earth, too, .black, just as :though .everything was in mourning for the little flower as -the bitter'winter had. nipped. Yee, there it all was, with the poor wife sinking -down at last upon her knees beside the open grave, and letting a few of a mother's tears fail silently upou. the little' plain, white coftea, and ine--hard, aoo THE HU1ON gxpo§rToR, And then, without thinking of the bitt r night, or our poverty, or what w should do for Christmas dinner, ve sat there together wrap- ped up' in one idea, and that was that the •e was a. change come' over me, for somehow I filt quite dif- erent min ; and, though no. word we seemed to underatand her, and that was qiiite or us. once I turns to the wife, Lys,"I don't know whai's er Me, lass ; feelings have betferof me ; I'm almost And then we both start - r it seemed hot, and Close, was spck one ano enough Ad a, and I s dome o got the choking. ed up, f and heal, y in the room. Wb it's fire somewhere," I says, anc then 1 turned all over hot and treuibling, and the wet Stood upon my forehead, for I thought the place bel w was on fire. and We on -the seco d floor with three c'Uldren. I ran o the window' and oPened ,it, and just then there was the rat- tle of a ioliceman going, and titst one voic and then another 'shout- ing, "F". !". while directly after there %%e s a tremendous -noise as shook th house from top tobottom, and mad the plaster off the ceiling come rattling down on on our heads, while th • blown o other cra was the j window.,,lass upon- the pavement , and then Came screaming and crying sounds of peeple ruaiiing ig at doers, shouting eries tnd a hundred people out - ung " Fire !" minute 1 stood with mv -hands to my head, as though it ,was all a dream. I felt lost, and could .not tell what to do, but the: next Moment I my arms shop -front seetned te be L. Then there came an- hing explosion, and that ngling noise and falling of • 0u1. the and kicki foieheln, iide ahrie For a was pulled up by ropes, a d before any one could stay me, I tr ed to get up. But the escape men w before me,. and tip and up he 1 hnt, till there came a. fierce burst of flame and smoke right upon him and beat hire back, so that he cr pt down again, till he reached wh re I was coming up, and then I- got past him and past the flames where t ie escape was quite on fire, and th n up to the- window where my wife stood clutching the child, and lea ed haif- fuintiiig from the window. It was a hard matter to reach to them, but I got one Apt tpon the sill, dashed -out a panelof glass to get a hold of the .sash' for n y hand, )1.. and then began to wonde • how I could save them, when I het rd a cry from below and a regulai yell of shriekas the light escape ladder - was burned throc,10 and fell to the gi•ound, so that it was only by an effort 1 saved my self from falling; but I •iept inside the MOM . with a t horrid seushtion upoa me, for I felt 1 that OUr last hour was come, and a fright d one it was. The wife just turned her horrified face upon me once, and then fainted, while could see hut little of what s t the rising flame mid smoke, .and as .0 was gong on below, on account of 8 Da; 22 1871. "James EPPS & Co., Homeopathie GUELPH SEWING MAICHINE CO. Chemists, London." ' Alsomakers of PP' Milky' Milky- CocOa (Cocoa and. Con- densed Milk). THE OSBOIRN SP• ECIAL NOTICES. %?-1 -4 co Adress Guelph Sewing Machine E 1-4 z) -14 C.) rel Company for particulars ofT their un- rivalled "Osborn" Sewing Machine. ;0)- -Persons afflicted, however Slightly, with any -weakness of the chest or throat, involving either the Larynx, Trach Bronehical Tubes, or the Lungs the selves should, on tha first sympto commence to use Fellows' (.-ioninou Syrup of Hypophosphites, as by its u diseases of the organs (even consumpti in its_Airimary stage) are speedily cur and more alarming symptoms prevente A FRIEND IN N EED. —Dr. Wista Balsam of Wild Cherry is a friend in need. Who has not found it such in curing all diseases of the lungs and throat, coughs, colds, and pulmonary affections, and "Fast, not least," consumption ? The sick are assured thattlie high stand- ard of excellence on which the populari of this preparation is based, will alwa be maintained by the proprietors. Persons wlio • have • becom 110rd-di:Oily chilled from: any cause, ma lave their circulation at once restore ea, fr.14 ..0 m- 4 1 d se • Csi on tat r••4 ed d. r's Lock -Stitch Sewing MACHINE. Thousands throughcut Canada are now using these machines. • They hirve been tested beyond all qucstion, make tY the favorite lock -stitch, alike on both Y3 sides, and are pr nouneed superior to any other machine offered the public. e For wide range of work, perfection, y beauty and excellence of mechanism, d adaptability strength and durability, '1 The •Osborn ,$'ewiny ;11aritine, Has ..Yo tar Improvements have lately •beem d made, enabling the •manufacturers to claim it as tne ne phis • ultra of Sewing • by taking into the'stomach a teaspoonft of Johnson's Anodyne Liniment mixe in a little cold water, well sweetened. • ow Every farmer who owns a goo stock of horses, cattle and sheep, and ii tends to keep them through the winte f• maames. Hundreds of testimonials are- - being received daily from- pia as well as new :operators attesting its wouderld • a • houhl get at once a good stock o heridan's Cavalry Condition Powders ne dollar's worth will save at !east aif. ton of hay. to the heat it was awful—so still that I was glad to hold out beads of them with me, for smok e door. I knew that in a feW minutes we must 1>.. but to death, and how awful thoe thoughts were that came upon IT e is more -than I can describe, and e in spite of all there seemed calm s even when I heard a •ackli b;liind me, and saw icker; ght playing throbgh the m oke behind as the flains were Tepin into the room. Just then I heard a shouting be- ar d some one to the left cried • me. 1 looked -up and found th ere t vo men at the third -fl indo% of the next house, and. them shouted:— " Pu her down. and try• all(' ca is," aidithen he began swinein rope. towards me till I got hold of it; aad without waiting for instr lotions made -it fast round the .wile's waist, helped her out of the window, aro held oi until they had the rope tight, a d shouted to me, When I lett go, and saw her go clear of the flame a d smoke with such a fearful swing t 1 felt sure they would let ge, -td I shrunk back, for I dar- ed not I ok. Befor a minute was overt heard them sh ut again, and then I looked out tre i()ling, and caught at the rope aga n two (a -three tiines be- fore I coald get it, for it was a 11110 matter get it swung far enough. But I 1 ad it at last, and pulled in as much as they could spare, so as to tie it ro ind the little child some - Where a out the middle, when they saw me lake a sign, for I could not shout, vas that choked, and then they hen ed in while I kept hold too, so as to keep the little thing from swinging down so fearfully. a long rope, andeventwhen the little one safe there the ! Nat- so. -e -"It is among th the most savage and debased tribes Only tha the condition and comfort of the hors have been neglected," but we believ .there are many in civilized countries wh are guilty of the same neglect, and with out the excuse of the former ; here a ina,y avail themselves of the ul. se 'of a article which has done more than any thing else itherto known to improv the condition and relieve the .suffering o the horse. Those who will nut ase i the will be the losers, their horses the suf ferers ; to avoid both use " Parley'. capabilities Will do all kinds of d mestie sewing, from the finest cambric C to the coarsest overcoat or upper leather. t (iu..t.RAN;rii: ED TO BE A$ REPRESENTED, op. No SALE, WARRANTED FOR RE E YEA RS. came- rolling through - the ci had two of the children in fl ; and, shouting to the s, wife, "Sip on a ,few: things !" 1 ci tete open the -door and darted down the stair through the heat and lo smoke to the first -floor, where- the to rush of. aine and smoke elitiost drove me ack ; but I knew it was w for life, ai d I dashed down the aest. of of the wee •along the passage, and • then fell s aggeriag down. with my th load upon the pavement. Theyh thent, lilac cati o ar - The Osborn Outfit is complete and 11 readily comprehended. Is sold. at one- • half the price hitherto charged for ma- - chilies doing a like range of work, the c manufacturers bein:4- determined to place f it within the reach of every family in t the country. - A Thi FEPO E rupeITAE will con- s vince all that our machiLes are un- d us up, though, in a mo- tened, scorched, half-suffo- d smartung ; and then, :tiler casting one_look up at oui win- dow, where the wife stood with one Iittle one ii her arms, 1 ran towards the blazing' passage, but a policeman any twc men had hoid of me in a ru omen t. " Hold back, man'?" said one 'em • " madness to try it." death," says another. you _don't !et go !" I ling as furious as a -wild g held back. "Let go; they'll be burnt to death ave them ;" and then I fought wit em to get. away, but they were too strong for me ; and, more coming to help, I could do nothing." " Pray, let me go," I cried atlast, quite pitifully, for I could hear shrieks for help from up above, and felt that some one would think I had taken care of myself and Wi- lier to perish'; and then, what with the shrieks and the thoughts, I felt almost mad. and strove and plunged. so, that I got free and dashed attthe door where the flames came pouring out. I believe ed in, but a bertai "Yes, roared, fee beast at-- bei I tell you if I doa't . of hat I should have rush - that moment there Was. another loud explosion, and I.seern- ed to be lifted off my feet, and thrown back into the road, .where',I Jay. quite helpless.and half stunned for a few moments. But -I son came to agliin, -just as they were going to carily tee through the crowd,- , and begging of them not to take nie • Gendition 1 owders and Arabian Heav -Remedy," and you be. satisfied with the result. Remember the name aml see that the signature o Hurd. & Co., is on each package. Nor irop k Lyman, Newcastle, Ont., pro e.re prietors for Canada. Sold. by all meth eee erne dealers. one esa• -Is health Worth haVing If it is protect it—it is a jewel as easily lost as tch virtue, and. in ninny cases as difficult to ie cover. In this climate, and ncore par - o. a ticularly at this season of the year, people tire very apt to take colds. and suffer •from sore throat, coughs, spitting of blood and pulmonary complaints generally, which if not checked im- mediately lead to serious con -sequences. The .question arises—which is the quick - eat and Most effectual -remedy? Bryan's Pulmonic Wafers have been before the public for twenty years, and have always giVen perfect satisfaction, and invariably effect permanent cures when taken in season, Sold by all medicine dealers countrystores 23ets. per box. C equaled. I t THE GUEP REVERSIBLE. t Is pre-eminently ths best Single -Thread. - Machine offered to the public—hence itS marvelous success Will do all varieties - of domestic sewing. PRICES GREATLY REDUCED. Hand Machine, with full outfit, 812; Treadle do., $17. MY- Each machine guaranteed. • It was they ha was euouah left for me to fasten it %Ivith a 1 alf hitch round my lwaiSt and clim emit and hang by win- dow -sill illthey were ready, far the room wa burning,' and. the flames Came ove • me, quite scorch -log my hands, so that in another -few min- utes I mt st have dropped. But the rope tigh coed, and I left .go, Oro igh the air right clear of the etno e and flame; and then felt ni yse ftbiegged up and- at the eiindow, but 1 did .not see or hear anything more for sonle little time. a shocking fire, *certainly, hen people are -at, the they find:outhow neigh - se around could. be, for them as took ns in ;I and. f• being so frightened and fter two or iliree hours' id not feel so had but we on the things that lwere nd I can't help thinking .1 SHEARSON- V, CO.'S OLD ST ‘ND • "West Side, :11dt-street, SEAFORTH, Ont. 1 away, 1, got hem to. let me stop, for. the men wanted to see _what was go- ing on; for now the flames were mounting up higher and higher, and rushing out -f the fi rst-floor windows, - while that o le uuder where tit, poor •wife stood heieking- for help was glowing wit light, and I knew the fire .woold bySt out there directly. The gunpowder canisters in th shop as they exploded had all helpet to inake the ire burn more rapidly and before ti e first engine came, th place was bi zing furiously, -•while. instead of trying anything tc say her who stood at the window, pee I ple did nothing but shriek ant rsci.eain and wring their hands. I n saw, unless something weS done t was but it's Worst tha borly th found in spite ecorched, sleep we could put lent. us, t that we 1 soul 'side beei e that we -1 as iusf RAILWAY TIME TABLE. 'frains leave the Seaforth station as follows :— GOING WEST. Express. ixerl. Mail. 2.37 P. m. 1.40 P. M. 8.40 P. M. GOING EAST. •Express. Mixed. Mail. 10-50 A. sr. 1;10 r. se 8.00 A. M. JUST RECEIVED, AT THOMAS LEE'S, • A. CHOICE STOCK OF FRESH FAMILY CROCERIES, • Comprising TEAS, SUGARS, COFFEES, RICE, CURRA.NTS, RAISINS, SOAP, TOBACCOS, Etc., Etc., All of which ho can afford to sell as cheap as a.ny in the town. TEAS FROM 50 cents TO And warranted to give satisfaction to all. • SHEARSON -& CO.'S No.1 Flour and Feed, Of every description constantly on hand. And PROVISIONS Of all kinds to be had at the lowest possible rates. Simpson's Spice, the best Condition Powder for Farm Stock in use.. Farmers, try it. The highest price given for Farm Produce of all kinds. Remember theplace, 'maid have given k ewhere else for our escape be 8 in our bedroom,. if it, had not. for o iabarnaelf hair. nd in spite of all lass and ate, was a pleasaat Christma. ,day span t, where every body riled they ould tiot make enoti 1) Of ands the sante time, ter a feel in my heart that s ed ae if th y could not make en ti!t1 of us ; an( , at ehe same time, liber • was a feeli ig in my heart. that 'Seem ed to che e• me and make me look hopefully to the- future. For the clothes an 1 furniture that we had lost were none to be so proud of— rather diflcrent to what we now have mum. us, and when I tell the wife so, I get a pleasant smile; fot she says t eir's light belii 1 every cloud. bittereand Cold. - "Boom, boom, boom"—hew it ail came back, and hew. I see it all now. How plain it all was that I had been a fool and my ow, enetnyeend 'a le to blame every ,one but myself for wy ill success ; and at last matter- ing " pardon, ,pardon," I held up my hands, and then. started t� my feet, for the bells .had stepped, and my hands were taken by some one there in the dark, so that I trembled ; till heard my name whiapere0, and thistime I did not turn from the ,of- fered comfort. Just then out rang the bells again, night, cheerful, and merry ; and, hough I listened attentively, and vied to make them go with my houghtS, they 'seemed now -quite to lave left use to uiysell. the fire would get the better of us, • in.spi e of all I could think of, there seemet no *ay to save her who stood crying there for the -help we could not gisve-7nothing but:for her tie j u ) out. I ran about -through the crowd here and there, calling to the people to save her, and for the time quite mad and frantie that 1 could ot get at her, when all at once titer was a loud shout and cheer, and a peopl0. gave- way; *as along at full s ieed came the tall fire - escape. I ran to he;p drag it along, and .nts they had it lean - e bet it .was I groaned again, for • brought to raise our n dash them down ; oment the fly ladder THOMAS LEE. STOVES;/ -TINWARE AND COAL OIL. e -seens. WHITNEY has just -received a large stock -' " of Cooking, Parlor and llov Stoves, of the best ' which she can sell in, ,cheap as any manufacture, i trnde. e T )(NW/UM, Of every detorription, kept constantly on hand and made to order. in a few mom ing beneath tl too short, ant it seemed onl hopes, and th hut the next - — BREA KFAs- --EPPS S Oc0.1---41 EATEFUL AND CoM Ft#tT 'ENG By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and trition, and by a careful application of well selected cocoa, Mr. Epps has pro- vided our b jeakfast-tables with a delj- cately flavor d beverage which may ave us many do tors' &nice Gazette.-- Made simply with boiling 'a - ter or milk. Each packet is la,belle Also, Stove Pipes, Eave' Trougbing, etc, Custom -work promptly attended to, and outside work will rem ive every attention. COAL OIL.. A large stock of the very best Coal Oil kept con- stantly on hand, and will be sold wholehale and illitirMember the place, Carmichael's Block, Main street, Seaforth. Parties indebted by note or. book account are re- tinested to set de inno tely. Rags, wool -pickings, old iron, brass, copper, e'e taken in exchange for goods. 197 HOUSE & LOT FOR SALE IN SEAFORTII. pOn Sale, Cheap, a Frame Cottage_ and a Lot and a half, on the corner of Janis and Market streets, immediately facing the Market souare. ' ouse conttuns two rooms and two bed -rooms, with hall and srunnier kitchen. There is also a splendid well Of water on the premises. For terms tie., apply to the undersigned. JOHN DAtCEY, 207 tiettfortli. 64- Agents wanted everywhere. Splen- did inducements to make money. ./‘.pply to CUELPH SEWINC MACHINE CO., GUELPH, CANADA. W. N. WATSON, Agent, 180-ly SEAFORTII. Warranted b the Makers. THE RUSSEL WATCH For Durability, Quality, Finish and. Neatness, CANNOT BE EQUALED. . A new stock of the above Watches just received. • A COMPLETE STOCK OP FINE GOLD AND SILVER JEWEL11Y ALWAYS ON RAND. Watches, Clocks and Jewelry of every- descriptiOn repaired with neatness and despatch, and warranted to give satis- faction. $5,000 worth of Old Gold and Silver wanted, for which the highest price it; cash or trade, will be paid. M. R. COUNTER, 179 Main street, Seaforth. WM. N. WATSON ALWAYS HAS ON HAND THE BEST SEWING MAOHIrtes • IN THE MARKET, Either for Family use, or for Manufa,c- turing purposes. Both single -threaded - and • double -threaded, ami loeit-stitch Machines can be su lied Perfect sa.tistaction guaranteed, and. . , instructions given to purchasers gratis. WM. N. WATSON Can also insure property agaimt Fire and Marine Disaster, and Life and Limb against death and accident, with the hest Companies, being Agent for . The Liverpool and London and. Globe, (English.) The Provincial of Canada, (Canada.) The Gore _District Mutual, (Village and Farm.) The Niagara District Mutual, (Village and Farm. The Travelers of Hartford, (Life and. Accident) LOSSeSiiibergligil djusted and Pi.omptly Settied. MONEY TO LEND At moderate rates of interest. No eorn- mission, and expenses moderate. IORTGAGES • bought on equitable terms. 1160 NOTIPE. TABORERS wanting -worl: for a few Aweeks will find employment on the GOVERNMENT DRAINS, , In Crey% VAGES, :31 2$ per day. -Enquire of toe foreman. on- this work, or apply to the agent at the office, 3 as, 1 T. Blain. G. BLAIN., Contractor. Grey, May 12, 18, L . 180 -ti . DEC. 99, The Rev. Robe is Ready, the 131 A man that membered—A one- norioiteleern other honses. Lo well it say "gentlemen axe -called " meal -ea A ,Schenectad, ",Annt; had copper -toed teet — Osw-go hr sleep in li.nrch, an deacon who took by ria4rking, all right ; I work on Louisvilh tliat the anti-polyg-t lake City is simpli 'cunningly devised ham uoung' 1»- j inbthelt _Alady who After hearing a char her pocket picked atj .ng -church,. On ni covery sM aid "ft not End the way tol the ,devil did." --An diange as Illuerngler7irittlly . State which neat • ment • ,came from 1,1 • hand reading, a not prowling around in a " 'Alin" said a Ji In -Other, " do men wzi what are ite.d Intlell • "1by arecon1:11ere • getting • 'oT' lm • pu—blicisteoe be Cidkl • pobe of punishing the 1 ers of the railways, that •nitro-glycerine secoud trunkfe nd • tile trunk is no will remedy the — The iollowing advertisement was wo change paper: "Lo lady's watch with a wl two ivory young Ia. a mahogany- gentler case, and a small !Ion a young lady with inci taile-.1' "ist iron sink:i the legeri.d aartfok seribed ;on his (inter v who (hie) ;said: it dida •inquiry of an inebriati to the plumber .afoM it over three or four ti a yell of delight wh he saw the point. Who man 9; 1 -11133 not a, fatalt-fini I have not yet attain( Ansi iny neighbors, an ery Iike.ly to attain -one ; but -I do objecf milking, rot :because t it right, brit because it man's place to be runt e0Ws. Wonien who at household duties rigla time to attend to eowsa if tney have riot the tit them they should not will not do as well wlp two or three persons them as theeewill to lir and I hold if tht wome parson to feed .the cow; • doubt, _will admit, acid one to milk {them.; .901.11e !MD. 14 M., man is too dirty to in didn't much wonder rS husband. Dila is a re-, to raise dirty boys. know that they can and they will sot)! it, for I know itoin sad experience sonretii the cow lending Inc hel ing the milking, all ()rev had on my Siinday no fun in milking right1 avonid lary to man, remember the " A Inan's work is fron. But a woman's work —wee -- Robert 131.1rris 1. liolwrt 111,11JS man idiom is.the greatel the Season. k)n :admit the plyi-iiinty tranilwrting -the :'4cotti German verse, 1)utCorr,5 the lays of the eweet licotch I iightzinds, and into such • harmony wi motintain dialect; as to- -workl that there must harmony bet .treen the •-NU iSS poetes sound like! Robert Burns heights, and the tians.rat poetic relation hs tongues that has a dettv There seems to be ani tween the dialects that sympathy, not 014 ton, but also in thoughl it were in •A'-ain to at Robert Burns into dialect, because the vi are Germanic in thei .LSYcrilmer'v