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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1871-11-24, Page 2see WHY TOMMY DID N'T CO. A Story for Whomsoever etre Shoe Pinches. BY JOHN N. DICKIE. "Look here, Betsey," said Daniel Delver, as he walked into the kitch- en, one chilly wlarch morning, with a pail of milk in each h;ind,, "look here, now. There is somethin' up and no mistake. That boy, Tommy, has made tracks for Sunbury again, -1 as sure as shootin' !" His wife, a neat,'bright-eyed¢, cheery -looking lady—yes, a lady, mind you 1—took the milk into the pantry, strained it, carried it down cellar, returned, cleared off the breakfast things, set back the table, and disappeared once more in the }gantry without saying a word. Mr. Daniel Deiver was consider- ably surprised. He had never, known his amiable spouse to observe so strict a silence at any remark of his since they had been -man and wife. He really didn't know what to make of it. He drew a Iittle nearer to the stove, rubbed his bands Vi orously, coughed nervously, and fi ‘1y made bold to say: hy, Betsy, what's up 2" was thinking, Daniel, of the fou and I were married," was nswer, in a subdued voice. rc day the t boat, that's all, for I_m� gettin' sick of the way things is goin' on, any- how." Aere the speaker ;found some un- usual obstruction between . a couple of back teeth, and proceeded to dis- lodge it with all possible dispatch. But; Daniel, interposed his wife, �' why can't you begin to do well by: Tommy now? You forget that lie's seventeen years old—too old to be punished, and old enough to feel a little natural independence. Now, you'vedone little more than feed and clothe him from babyhood up. Of; course you mean to give him t chance when a little =older .; but if yan keep on at this rate,- he'll never see tati,enty-one on this farm: I often bard... you complain that he takes- no interest in anything— either the stock" or"the growing crops. I think there is good reason, Daniel. .Yotu"don't give him an in- terest in a single thing. Yes, you did -give him a calf once, but when. the butcher came along you sold' it and put the money in your I own pocket. You let him drop corn for Mr. Blake . last spring, but it ail went toward paying off an old ;debt you owed; that neighbor. Tommy ' a good,' .industrious boy, but !you ow he's high-strung, and is bound learn a 'trade rather than go on s way. Ile -may find a place at btiry. I *do n't know. I do wish the boy' could`stay with us, and he will if we are just a` little more liberal toward him. I think it's all false economy, Daniel, that makes a parent close in his dealings with a child,. and you'll believe it some day,- if not now." We are ha _, to 'state that this. good lady did not conclude her re- -marks with :the usual flood of tears. She reserveel them fot a more suit- able occasion, and went about her work, treading softly, singing softly, and glancing softly in the direction of her husband, who now stood with one footon the wood-bbx, his elbow on his knee, and his head buried in s kn to .s that so r' replied ] r. Delver, thi faintly, well I dec 1" �y� Iedeclare . and he 1 5un sat frown and glanced around as if { he didn't exactly feel at home. Bbt matters had not of yet coarse to theitlj worst. If he had only known the tarn affairs were about tot take, ..he c q uld have made somE sort of .ire ration • but l P , as it was he was totally unprepared. Therefore, -when his wife stepped .hastily into the room and threw a pair of plump arms around his neck, and kissed ]aim three times, in rapid succession, his astonishment knew no hounds. Totally floored by such an unusual display of affection, he could do no- thing better than reiterate his form- er question . Why, Betsy, what's up ?" "'Well, I'll tell you what's- up, and that very quickly," replied his wife, as she seated herself on his knee and imprisoned his brawny hands between both. of hers ; " in- deed I will., I'm going- to give you a regular curtain lecture." The prisoner bega-n. to look de- cidedly silly. was ofeu see, when you said Tommy ' again I took to thinking of the day where we were married. Don't you remember a little remark you nmaae at that time?" . The prisoner made a movement s his h It told It of told d. a cas ntome flicted his fo she di ings ; melts offend all. 11 Ir. { this tr if be would free his hands from their Wife k manacles, and shook his head. : I have t " Well, I do, then. You boasted l 1 that if ever you were blessed with a son you should be sure of success in his training; for you could never f .rget,- as many do, that you were and. hurts poor human nature to bo the truth in ',reference. to itself. ten hurts one more to have it by� ,� on w e who than by ual acquaintance. After a few alts -r•ei ction, however, the af- `individual puts a proviso on rnier assertion by hoping he or di intend to wound his feel - which thought gradual] into, the conclusion that th er may be about right after Delver was passing through ging ordeal, Of course his new it, but you wouldn't Nought it by. her looks Bless your . she appeare as unconscious as need be, and didn't seen the least bit surprised when he straightened up, and said in his usual tone "Wel!., wife, veal may have, hit on the head, I den'. know. o think it -`ver, like enough e. I ain` certain as to ttin' it right square, but I'm o turn eve a new leaf by experinlen in', you know, agreement of backing out. thing dont' work. How's once a boy yourself. But you have 1 the nail forgotten it, and by your thought- I Comet J ssness—and love of self, too, you Jia 3)anie=l—you aro slowly but surely your hi driving our only child from a home willin' t he dreads to leave, as we. to have way of ii.im go." with the . This was the first time in her life if. the that Mr:e. Delver had ventured to that 1" t ilk plainly to her husband, That No, it they loved each other there was no didn't s doubt whatever. A more even I the iipp t ;m tiered man than Daniel Del ver Lever lived, and his wife fully .ap- i•k•eciat:ted it, as any sensible woman would:. But' he bad one `fault—a feu] t he was not aware of,possess. eg, cf course. It was selfishness. Al- t'ro�ugh not a s,.tiugy mars in the ex- act sense of the word, he evidently considered himself th e fountain -head from orta which all blessings emanated, a dud, as a. natural consequeue;e, had come to the conclusion that profits must fill the pockets of him who had to suffer the loss. But, as we before remarked, he didn't know that he leas selii h-nev.cr had any such: idea; and when his wife gave a. hint to that effect, his indignation knew lao bounds. Springing to his.feet, l:e confronted his jailer with an `tugs frown, and the words : `'�I'tn selfish, em I? dell, well, nee-, Bet (ho lee! never nicknamed ler b •fe ej, 1 think things is coital' t.t a pretty= r,•aes Where'd you a 1 iu if in hadn't. b yen. for me, I'd like t : know ?' All you do is to ask for .:U stove clothes and ether fiins au want, and titigit tem. �fihat f is ti'p that 'ain't you're all t one at era wiz.' on, hey ? Its that I potatoes,. Tn t`."r'c� sc�ltishtte.�s, as year .call. it • � know it's to •ithout it e (Al all be in tlte� �uot `9 little hili T -kin, to day." 1 the little 1, At this poittt 7Ir. Delver called .a cup dire annus 1 ea, _ attd ]pulling a splinter of h'k Of `rave :rrl=,tl in the lox at 11.e nee dentine l i,ry nit lji, It r�Y his turt, quite et eenet h expecting coi v n"t•tlrlt;' (pone 1{ ) 01 he leoeeesled with his Iona) the gat x. -u- tr`: , haat in a somewhat rttilder c: now ; I've rte at !WV t"t that bo irarttrlc�tl t e. p,}e iter tnenesC' . fed his rtant{rrrtt', t.' Vt' pini ,good clot hin' , with the he titan of dela' well by hind when - excepting 1, t. > E`�E"rzt4-orae ; but i found the location ., the scar re , r r atl prec_iarte it no m re 1 l,,�tatrlE,s tatid than no; � ; t• -'rt . fedi don nay irpst, a and if , Its• .� al attinu t„ '�t•artLt t�('t) oars. he mtt cUiltl'aary dial t ust row 1riS own wasn'tasi very Jan h..- f t ound one pa ticle Iik "the ling of the ayes U on! the _peb >ly shore." No, rro. Bu such a. hearty, healthy, c`ntagious- burst of merriment, that Daniel 1 ughed quite heartily • h.imself, an ; ]vas sorry,, when he got trrough, t at it hadn t lasted longer; "Wiry, you•odd creature there were tears in her eyes, but she'd been laughing, you known,".I don't think we've got to turn- over !much of. a n'ew leaf I" 'but a...strong am encircled leer waist and drew" her i iac) the aad,joining roam ; and there upon the:- Sofa,: side by side, they sat and tial -ed ` 'until the cl d Dutch clock in 'he Corner coughed eleven times -then ! Mr.'_• -Delver went out "to feed his stock, and his wife to prepare t'e dinner. It was ten o'cl Delver lead retited an hour ago. But there . wars a- ,'re in the stove, aand the coffee -not ou the back -part of the same rock •:d to and ft•o in a state of much agi ation. The oven ,door �' as ajs.r, an we' discover in- =side a plate of- sa, sage, some fried d half mince .pie. We ince, f r ve tan smell it. turner down stands on ne table jut back of a en, a c part plate, a kui, and Dile "fork. Reider, there is n f al the fact that room w tl latt nyl, ,.. 1. THE HURON f. Of course he had on an over. •at, and a hat ; but they were not at all in the way, and so he sat down ithout further parley. In 10 inutes' time the mince -pie had v. niched ;- also the potatoes, also t e sausage. There was nothing 1 f but coffee. So he replenished h s cup, leaned back in his &"air, a, d glanced languidly around the r'om, , He didn't glance ;long—he lo. ked. No wonder, either,; for - there, suspended by a string from th : ceiling, was a letter. Tommy ru bed his eyes, and at last, fully co vinced that he was . awake, rose to his feet, clipped the cord, glanced at the superscription,. and found it wa addressed to himself: He ser. tched. his head in a bewildered ma ner and 'glanced in the direction of the lamp. Overjoyed to find it tur ed down, he- made the matter wo •se by producing a blaze which blas kened the chimney in a Ihornent. flu = he grad tally put the wick in theproper position, and finding him - .Self by this time relieved of any nn - due excitement, broke open the let- ter. The fir t thing he found was a $10 bill. TI a next thing he found was the lette itself. It ran thus • "JUST BEFORE GOING TO BED, IVlarch, -'10, 18—. 1 .' Y BO : We thought you might wan to go on a visit ti, your Uncle- Isaa +'s next week, and we inclose ten n oilers to pay expenses. Don't stay very great while =not more. than two or three weeks—tor we wart you to be here to take your pick ',ut of these Norman colts, and to til nsact a little business in which you , re interested. We shall ex- pect') ou to chop wood the rest of the ' eek, Tommy, and will fix ii p. your hirts *so that you can start on the tr in Monday morning. Good night, my.own dear boy, and pleas- ant drams. MOTHER., To my came pretty near being th-und rstr' ck. He had never bee the po sessor"of $10, at one time, in his wh le life before ; and he gazed at the rill assiduously for not less than fifteen minutes. At the expi- ration of this time he drew out wallet, folded the. note carefullyhis nd laid it as smcotl ly as possible in the deepest pocket. He then reread the n. letter, nd taking the lamp in bis hand, ent out in the wood -house. After ome considerable fumbling among the, chips he found an ax. Careful y scrutinizing ,• the edge he �aayin : laid it own 3 0 7 found her, die's dull ; but I can make her do therest of . One of them colts, hey Z" apped his pocket triumph - "Co guess I the wee and he. a,ntly--" that s gay, and: no mistake. Anrl the •e's other business in which I'rn ;inti rested, too. Jolly ! but things looks live] � y, an yhov," and the young gentleman slapped his pocka,t Once more, which act put hint in • ind of the ten dolars. So he set th • lamp down on a block of wood, an1l, withdtawin g his pocket- book, fo nd the identical bill safe and sone . Ho examined it full ten unit es by the' watch. Finally he got b: ck° in the kitchen. He found th - letter j ust where he h4,d left it, an read it Duca more to see if there was anything he'd skipped. He then felt to see if his pocket- book was :11 right, and opened it to see if ev, ry. tiring was snug Seeing the ten dollars, he bdrewclit out, and exacninecl it with greatt curiosity for- sonrething like five minutes, t len he went'to bed. He aro e remarkably early the next mor . ing— earlier than usual, he Lad retired at so late a:i. e ate breakfast with an app t did not venture any re- e erence to the letter he d the night eforc. • He stmasters distributed the h • u t regard tb their 'con- •onclutled' to. keep silent. a seven he'shouldered his eeded to the woods, where' d a all day with an energy l erfeetly surprising. He s as hard'the next day, xc and the nett- and the hat was Sunday. Well, top that day ;• but he thought a grod deal about raking money, a and he visit almost at baud, and that col , and the' $10, and auy amount of o h,er things just as bad, you know. Monday n lar time, an daylight. I at the ttiougt til after ]Urea although hour. H •petite, bu markinr had receiv felt thet 1 mails wit tents, and Promptly axe and pro he choppe of purpose -worked " j u and the ne next. DLit ck.' 'Mr. and 11Ir:s. ! he didn't orning same at its regu• Toru rrry Was u p before swat somewl at uneasy t of halving to wait un- , in ants. The relations ,I c , s e 1 8 b dd e t a thi: day hel I I wild I e s1 e EXPOSITOR. which to plant*'what profits to be his and'h course it ,Nati• undo' should work for his fa but that was a minor. But at this point of o my came out fatting, rtmazement of his pts old_ them, with a k hat he was going to s ere out to late caobag 11 Ir. Delver• said to, " Betsy, I wo�1der of that ridiculous idea ook on gardenin' he a»st week I - I know w ood market, but cabb or never will head on Mrs. Delver said to h " Well, Daniel, we'll est. Cabbage pa,y w cceed, ands he will ough ofl' the land to bot at least.; But Tommy bought on had thousands of ge plants it full blast n't occupy his ti nre by suddenly took to clo rk on the farm. -a ich filled hes father w early in tlye mornin st dark did he t �i1 ate it the -corn was plan prepared ' his own ac last of May was read plants. t this point he. asked uestion. It ran some fashion : - Say, pa, L'd like to h and to morrow. I w me set out them cabb r. Delver looked son, ered, but finally 'ma jvhat wages`he paid. '11 give a collar and and pay in ca.bbag y when I market 'et course no sane nran uch a generous offer, to work forthwith. been enaa;ged at, half ho oys about To"titrny',s the`field in their shi onsiderably.otit of bre 11 right, boys," said th all right, there s th is wort; livel y." o you board those tw men Z" asked Tommy' as the bell rang for o, father," replied tis.. first giggle, "th Ives. I ve paid then Jiirn gets my new and Charlie, my old at. If I make well 0, I can buy sornethin 'inter." Deliver turners pa lie chose, the is alone. 0 rstood that_ he tiler, as usual, consideration. ur story Tom• Picture the rents when he nowing wink, et that whole e? • his wife :1 if that' boy out of that had here all e'ro close to a age never has this farm." er husband : hope for the elliftheydo likely get pay for his the seed and, young cab But they any means. Ding a man's proceeding ith' delight, g, until al adily along ted. Then re, and bv' y to set out his father thing after ire von tb ant you to age plant." ewhat bo- de bold to a halfa es, or in missileu. Their hatred of f '`.parson," as they cal the rest the parish, is particula rly and when be passed by theirga his return from their wedding the entire tribe assailed the h. couple with the most shocking scenities. In short the hand these- Devonshire Ishmaelites aainst every Ivan, and it se due to an unaccountable forbear; of the local authorities that have so long s at,nalized the ne borh ood. Their dwelling i.s described the correspondent of the Telegr as of the most wretched descript, Itis almost forty feet long by t w -ty feet wide, and its roof and wa which "acre apparently a nrixt of lime, mud, and 1-�ebbles, and a very Chick," are full of. holes, T largest of these serve as doors a windows, and are closed with' bl dies of filthy straw. Around t house "ib a quagmire of black ntui and the walls are as black as so, There is not as vestige of furnitu in the place, and the only thing the way of a bed is a pile - of fo straw in one corner reeking with i. expressible vileness, This is the present state, yet they are no trrore decent in their behavior thea they used to be. «Formerly the regarded any sort of covering as foolish concession to a stupid prey dice, and not tnore' than two yea since it was quite sermon to se dreadful old Christopher sunnir; himself at noon," c:laad with a sim plicity repugnan t to modern notions It inight appear that this vil crew were compelled to such. nein viting quarters by stress of poverty. This however is not the case. The Cheritons own' a freehold of forty "acres cif very good land of which they cultivate only as much as is needed 'to supply them with food. Their conduct and life seem to be dictatecd by a nattr•al taste for filth and misery and ��ickedness. "Saa- vagery is in the blood," we are told, an elder brother of_ Christopher,. :Cherito Elivo by name, having actu- all b li.v y eel aa.11 his -life lir a sack set under a hedge. Many of the more revolting cle tails of this bestial tribe we have ventured only to indicate. Their existence in one of the most fertile .and populous districts of one of the ruost enlightened countries on the globe, is not a reassuring coutnen- tary on modern civilization. --1Y, ; Times. t a w U m u he th hi ask day mo 0 fuse wen hav- two into and ce er," and1 gentl hand, with titem, ready skate overs cabba next \ Mr. 1 n." would re - and they They may ur, when age came rt sleeves ath. e gardin- e la ut s P ,) o young s " h ired dinner. To rn m y, ey board ioffal- pa ten t soldier on these g better le; and ventured no further reruark. Fall came, and Tommy marketed his crop, widich had done quite well It bio bor•ros er $10 tglic Irirn $200. His father el the money and put anoth with it, as it, free gift, giving him ten per cent on the whole: •t This was a pretty;- good summer's work for a boy seventeen wears old, orny felt vety proud of it— rouder than! he ought to, I'm and To rather 1 afraid. They say the story writer mush invarial,ly conclude a narrative please)] 1y, 'in order to make a good impress n. But we can't do this. Tommy got badly mixed up as the .years -rolled` away. " What with the stock,, the farm crops, the rebuild- ing, and repainting, and regular j.ou;rneys to a little white cottage a ruilo away --the residence of a nice sly—Toruwy became hope- ol ved. hen, is the reason " why lidn't no." young 1• lessly in This, T u my A Tri The oil Devon S time a ago elergyma sure. 1i they were but a co London j hismosts Ch eritons 'and terror hcocl, inll astone',st church of Devon. called a faa lther Cher' ]sasses as Willie, a yoting won twn Ur' thr e of English Savages. casts known as the "North vages," .were brought some to public notice by the 1 in whose parish they s statements, guarded were received ,with do respondent bf one of urnals more than confi artling. descriptions. who are objects of hat throughout the neigh bit a miserable but -wi ir•ow of the pretty cher ymet Rowland, in No Che gang—;it cannot Illy—consists of Clrris ton and the woman w is wife, their eldest s an of middle age,• thr en, a boy of fourteen a 1e >_ as ubt,' the rms The red bor th- rch to pass away the thee packingehis old people are invelved in most as 'then got np a le put on his hat. He isolatie , 0 only shunning but the m of te on trip, ob- a of are ems they by en - 11; ere he he re in it a SPECIAL NOTICES. IrsA- Farmers, merchants, mechanics and others, buy none but first-class ma- chines, such as are made by the Guelph Sewing Machine Company. See adver- Have you a severe wrench or sprain?, Have you rheumatism. in any form? Have you stiff neck, or bunebes caused by rheumatic pains ? If so, Johnson's Anodyne Liniment is a specific remedy, and is also the best pain killer in the world. We often see a large stock of cattle which do not seem to thrive, and come out " spring poor," all for the want of something to start them in the right di- rection. One dollar's worth of Sheridan's Cavalry Conclitio.u. Powder's given to such a stock occasionally 'during the" winter, would be worth more than an extra half ton of hay. Were man to conform more to the laws of health and of nature, and be less ad- dicted to the gratification of his passions, it would not be necessary to advertise Fellows' Cov.,pound Syrup of Hypophoe- phites as a 4ffistorative for the power of the brain and nervous system, while the world's progress in enlightenment Would indeed be marvellous. A HOUSEHOLD REMEDY.—NO family should be without some efficacious re- medy for the cure of affections, so uni- versally prevalent, as coughs, colds, sore throat, whooping -cough, and croup —some remedy, too, which can be re- lied upon as safe, sure anti certain. Dr. Wistar's Balsam of Wild Cherry com- bines the desideratum. RAILWAY TIME TABLE. Trains leave the Seafortl* station aa follows :— GOING EAST. Toronto Express. Buffalo Eipress, Mixed. GODTG WEST. Express. Van. J. ICP,NSED AUCTIONEER for the connty of Huron. Sales attended in all parts_ of the Count/7. All orders left at Tun Expobixon; Oftlee will be promptly attended to. 198 0 THE PUBLIC AT LARGE. SIGN OF THE 0 down and drthik a cup of tea, and these wretciee have lived in utter wasn't huugt , and might rides th train, and ea good-by—and -1.;e wa off. We wo add, in older to prev.ent anxie .y, that Tommy didn't n He was two hours - and the train itself • lo ig to wait. A nthe e lank which led • to th bouse, vigm I steps, and the aler6pt entrance of I ahead of ti IThere was •uoth the appeal ance ,of ininde selected the b given a, half d I oils pectiliar in wail three d is young gentle- got away at 1 Thet i At the ex; the -sausage, 1. eturned, a pie in a iwink- I ed to take his ,ehind. So he had to Lena]. houts. But he a t, and was happy. ntion _of two weeke d epee) being tequest- iicle of the four colts yard he did so. Ile &en sheep, one pig, apse of greund, on 1 were upon the itahle beside of the soffee-pot, which had got there in some mysterious'manuer we swat not one calf, and g. CC Lu elling all human inter- as a rule illowed to enter their ci-s: their squalid farmer of t occasion het - i the elder 0.1 son. It is this latter as Igun" at any I Eve e Ell - unexpectedly with bticks precincts. For oul the fence a respectabl vicinity was on on near!y to death b eriton and his worth favorite diversion o ntic to " let fly with erson who, by acciden invades his privacy ales of the tribe are ie recesses of their den, to pelt the wayfarer and other unpleasant f F- Eer ue LL▪ I 4.0D I a 1 A choice assortment of light au,d- heavy 1I SCOTCH COLLAR. t ' harness, whips, bells, horse clothing et '• ! _Repairing promptly attend.ed to- tad sign of the Scotch Collar, Main Street, W. H. 014VEXts THE FARMERS OF HURON. Pliztsrr AIN CRUSHERS AXID STRAW CUTTERS* 0. WILSON, Sole agent for the Comity of Buren, for the firm I of XWELL & WHITLAW of axis, is now prepared to frirnish farmers with their celebrated Gra a Crushers and Straw Cutters. These machines took the First Prize at the Pro- vinctia Trial for agricultural implements held in Paris n july last, and are without doubt the best mann' attired in the Province. Machines kept consta tly on hand, and OaL be seen by inten purtsha ere at any time, at the Market, Seafort.h. Also number of IRON PLOVS, of four . forent mamas, received direct from the Caleb ted Scottish Plow Manufactory op JOH GRAY & Co., GLASGOW. These plows can be sold nearly 25 per cent. less than sin liar plows of Canadian anufactura, All .ot er vttrieties of agricultural implements, kept cor stant/y on hand, which will be sold at 197 CHANCED HANDS. THE ersigned having purchased the Rolboro Grist" g and Flouring Mille, inereterta the Ma- chinery, a d put the Mill in a thorough state of. lair, aro now prepared to ae GRI TING, CHOPPING AND All other linds of general Custom Work on the.shortest notice. They won d also desire to Ftate to farmers.end others. that els the work will be done moler their own superv ion, they have no hesitation in guaran- teeing eutir satisfaction. A. t al is respectfully solicited. B, SHANTZ & BROTHER, Roxboro , one ,1871. 18441.. Whit GRASSIE, CARRIAGE AND WAGON MAKER, God rich -street, Seaforth. CU Built in a supe manner, to ordor, tho short-. est notice. I Particular attention paid -to horse -shoeing awl general blacksmithing. 187 DANIEL MIGREGOR, BOOKBINDER, HULLETTI, ITAS jnst received a large Stock of the mat'erials used in the business, and is now fully prepared to execute on the shortest not ce and in the latest styles,. all orders he ay be favoured with. Regis ers, Ledgers,, AND cin nay nano, Ruled, 1;.inted and Made - To order, on the shortest notice, 'and a, prices w iCh defy competition. LADIE WORK BOXES AND Y CASES, ade to order. FAN NEWBOOKK .elsp REPAIRED t -city prices. Persons re iding at a distance by leaving their ooks at the Signal Boon. Store, Goderi h, er at the ExPosritert office, Seafort , at J. Pa Grant's, All eonunu cations addressed to the tion. • Seaforth, Nov, , 1870, UNFAILING EYE PRESERY T sure proof of the su ri Perk ted Spectacles is the 11u•go tukl increa lug demand. We re satisfied that they woula bic appre iatod here as elsewhere, and. that t e reality of the advantages ochre' to wearera of the beautiful lensw, viz.: the ease and comfort the u ured and readily ascertained improement of the siglit, and the brilliant assistftnee they give in all not be therwise than it has, in the rent o that the result could 1:ans:::: ere in themselves so appa-- of the shortie!), we claim that they ire the ost perfect optical aids ever mauf Wiwi. To thaw need:hat Spectac tts, eraser to ern? moat irable, Save ap intea S9 Agent, BRIEF Inha feed for stock is a —An Iowan gat from one tree, two cr the red June variety. —Fruit has been thit year tel phtee within the ftach t —A factory for p and rendering it inc destroyed recently — It is said that the Irish famine has ntroved. so great o, — Among the pro for next season is "a cribed as olive nreen, the size of a Ilaxsee by a thorough -bred two-thirde Durham, ponderance is there i dee of hinle-bie --A ladv editor •vertises in her ow band, She says; he r and possess sr, buy a new preen. if care is taken in s they will dress ae hogs. The -water eh, hot as is usually nec —Mr. Whines tee bueiness von have got a hos. him, alas sell. him good boss treacle foi las been eummon enaker to pay her bit Maj diecharge in, on th Northern 'COlorado, -six -or eight 'towns, -except in Boalder a is remarkable here A Neter saloon w- et Longmont early which fate had I —In his lecture "" Cheerfulness," M that Washington Ir the most cheerful known, and, that C had such portithle fa eheer that wise -rote carried happiness n of Life," the story could not die, has to appear next year in England.= An impro one of the entetta -Oregon State Fain . --Six blindfold eonce is what a Get — A Sioux City - in the bank. Tlin. grants into -the city, eingle men and 'arid be uoparaileled, G T- " Sir, you have ti me.' "Quite light; -right, sir. Almos -common sense has."' -store and inquired Lye. The clerk ga. treed. 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