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Y YILLE.
NOTICE.
led having determined
present "ltusuiess,witl
::x elsewhere, begs leave
he has on hand over
Wa TH OF
amen' Goody,:
rt' kind,
‘pose of It a great sacri
„te Ii or Produce.
AND FANCY
GOODS,
AN Ix
T ( STOCK. l:
�e�tcti� f el direct from the
( rtat lirltain --this
l er found unusually R -e:11
anti attractive.
:or .1- arinert aticl others
e. + tht "legis; S'reele must
i,;e in three Iiit,ntIis.
r
TONE- OUSE,.
`re's of Land,
4li Orchard,
village of `ientbrc.cee,
of --Village Lets and
1_4_A_INT }Sl
. and. zsei`lll;uurltootl.
t,tl\1,ft C'A€YItI-GE.S,
** if.,. _ETC.
�
- rD lLEOI.E.;.
r�¢+eit May, 1S t..
, sit•`_ itaele}rte0 to the sub -
au Note tfr e -.aura, arcs
inn!. eett1e the same at
re e,,;;ts. F L. 1411-1:;
\E B ALS
lare,e stock of
w
O
Lr,;.e stock of
ES1
JERTES,
tR sill very cheap.
for' yattrselves at thio
pied: by
EiLI xSG t CQ..
ON s0..
T MUSH
numerous customers for
tI patronage rduiinnct the
'e, and trusts he � re-
liance,
ace,
li hand a targe assort.1,1:
Hemlock T
is will gine stetislon.,
AND DRAINI`t T
Oh ER,
iKEPT ON HAND.
Lso 7--
EET OF PINE
r Ru
CENERAL PURPOSES
ou liberal terms.. Or -
attended to..
•
Bated on the Townliz e
11 ullett,. atm" miles
_ loa d.
1G,
84- tf.-
eNTOH
nee to the ladies of :a-
s.trcling country that
e4 remo ved to
STORE, above the OLD
r 0t1'10E,
,e most happy to r peive
AN;iD'.
DRESS
AMC
most approved style of
also keeps eu lianc
4 }n of Mowers, Ptah -
Ty
-try ,ilk, &e.
1} IIAIR -WORK
1 :hort.1I t m.
JULY 1.4, 1871.
GAIETIES. -
An Irish student was once asked
-what was meant by posthumous
works. "They are such -works,"
says Paddy, "as a man writes after
he is dead."
--Some of the questions proposed
for discussion at a meeting of a
Western debating club were these :
"Is it n:ecesary that females shud
receve a thurry literary 'education 7
Ort females to t k. part in politix ?"
110W1 many logs have
you sowed, eh T' Why, ma'am,
when I've got this and three others
done I'll have sawed four."
— When do appearance lead you
to suppose tint a man runs the risk
of being 'turned to death 1—When he
smokes.
---1 That invitation would be
dangerous and disloyal to a soldier
--One asking him to dinner and
dessert. ,
----At a negro ball, in lieu of
" Not transferable " oa the tickets,
a notice was posted over the door,
gentleman admitted unless he
:onhes liisself"
—Josh Billings says —The live
actin is like. a little pi ; he is wean-
ed young, and begins to root early.
He is the peppersass uv creation, the
allspice uv the world: One live. 'man
-in a will gc iz like a case ttv itch in
�L distrktb skule—hesets every boddy
skratching to oncost.
— The man who " cc ulcl't stan'l
,
it anylonger" has taken a eat, and
now feels quite comfortable.
— Old Deacon Sharp never told
a lie_; but he used to relate this : j u
He was standing b one day before a in
frog -pond, and saw- a lame garter- a c
snake make an. attackupon an •I
rat
Th
enormous null -frog. snake 't
h
.seized on the - frog's . hind -least' a.ncl o
to
the frog, to be on par with his snake
ship, caugbt him by the tail, and
both commenced 8 wallOwing one
another, . and continued this car-
nivorous operation until nothing was
left of t hem.
'the coal miner's strike has
broken out into "poetry " in several
places. One of the finestliroductions
begins :
i
that, when.I iwa
my father say:' th
boy, he heard .m
the same thing."
It is repanrt
James Anthony
toriani, will visit
next year, and ►il
of lectures.
- --In a rash mom
er offered his a hil
quart for potatoLj bi
choice now to szsp
mortgage his far.
—A. Chinese,
San Francisco bein
a lady- customer
didn't sui
" No have
-Ther
n' the we
i.nd the
'very thing ; the Atli
t
boy,, T hea
when he wa
andfather-s
a
y
that' Profess r
l o ile, the In
e United Stat s
deliver a Cour e
nt an Ohio far
: en ten cents
g4. He ' has hi
n=1 payments o
hotographer i
upbraided b
bee l.u.e the picture
t her, bile ly replied :
hainCs )nn hOW can;►;
are -Ore tads of men
rlcl--t!io ills, :Won'ts
an'ts ' T le first effect
Oppose every-
our
very-otlr railroads
't'' don't be
nonsense ;
weeds for
ds his days
an k ropicy.
u.sell Lowell,
e 1 mendicant
Cc rso (tie day,
ripe tion to 1,e-
ot,i should not
em irk eel Lo well,
"'J. hat makes
difference, restli d the astute
ar : " yo it mo ey,i, is orthodox. 1
e poet ap•reclat d the
d donated.
—Of kar"tial .1Mc11,
t now • t e object
etestin-P. is this i told When
olonel he hada an aaltercatlon on
ade, wit\ an ci-fi era whom he
eatenecl. r er clre+w a pistol,'
k delibera au 1 fined. ! For
I)ed Witli-
c01 and 11:11-
t
illt Give'tht<t
)olccel, Jot
raale•.,, ! ,
Ilrgh zs to
e young
of Den-
t may be
itfle young.
lh:e is Said
nd Make
ns things
'tinted in
�
parent to
0 °o 'fir", -Gotha,
-C.-G. 's
t e, young
1
hing, I will°'' bilfitl s
nd statin l: oats ; "I w
ieve in ex )eriments a
voile " I can't" gr
heat, and
u the slow
—AATh en
the poet, w
monk niet hien in the
pi
eom mon 1
digestion
games
s. 171 Roan
C
n
fr
TI
a
1
"Now Union is a right good thing.
As a general rale ;
But there's riven in Office who've who've not got
As much sense as a mule."
— "Now, s osis'
p you was to -be
turned into an animal," said Jim,
" what would yon like to be Bili'?"
" 0, I'd like to be a lion," replied
Till, " because he's so—„
Oh, no,
.don't be a. lion, Bill," interrupted
little Toin, who had some recent
painful experience -at school, " be a
wasp, and then you can sting the
schoolmaster." -
- A little five year old boy was
being instructed in morals by his
grandmother. The old lady told.
Trim that all such teams as by golly,"
" by jingo," "-by thunder," etc.
were only minced oaths, and but
little better than any other profanity.
In fact, site said, he could tell a pro-
fane oath by the prefix `' by." All
such were oaths. �E Fell, then, g1'eat
very
$3 C
Harr
$20,1
mast
they
now.
id asked f
ir a mona
- me..fur
orIaina
r a 4on
tery. "
1�eretic,
of
ti h le
of
wltti.cism
n, alio is
so niitch
tux ately the
on the least
passible llcl'I ah;on SLtic
ma + -fifteen d.tys 8(le
dice lig 1d8 a1' ;as out o
The Du+e of
wec the Pring ess Tl
of! th
s not •
lass, esti
c on't gar
ble prelse
nd do�vt
e too nat ghty tlo
I• a is 1 ei
Saxe
rstood h
h -e l a -t
e slim'
sap sr
fear, tl
est daughter
k. He
cal ' d a first-
mc1i. On th
to a (opt va-lw
cite. p
chit
this
the
and
haw;
ma
thir
Vie
did
th eo
hair
bein
lIer
key,
she i
the
mus•
grandmother, said the little hope-
ful,"
ful," there's a big oath in the news-
paper,"—" By telegraph." The old
lately gave it up, and the boy is be-
wildered on morality.
— 'T'hree of the dirtiest, most rag-
ged little ragamuffins in -this city
entered one of the magnificent drug-
stores in our place. Marching up to
the counter, one said.
"]I warn a cent's worth of rock
c£L-ricl v 71'
" Get out, you ragam tliiirls ! we.
don't sell a cent's worth of rock
candy V
Slowly and sadly they filed Drat of
the store.- On the sidewalk a eon
,sultatiou took place. They re-entered
the door.
" .\lister, do you sell three cents'
worth of tock candy 2"
Well., we ain't got' em ;" and the
procession moved out again.
yes
BRIEF NO
TES. -
\VI nttier'ti geld ds
by reading Burns,
-Colonel JT it .lby, the author of
the "Battle of Doi king" has written
a few fiiir•isli novels.
--The books in the librarybelong-
i:ng to the British Museum occupy
twelve miles cf shelving.
—It is said -that the "Prodigal
Son " has been dramatized at 'Rou:te; 1
rail husks being provided for the
l►lodi^ratl's breakfast. .
In Paris shell candlesticks seem
to be all the rage just now. In al-
most every house -one or two
unexploded -shells answer the ilur=
pose of rant\ l esticks.
The gown . which tlie Arch-
bishop of Paris wore at Lis execu-
tion has been cut into small pieces,
and distributed aenong the Parisiakt
olorgv. A portion of it, was cle--
poli.ted in Notre Dante, Where there
arekaiso relics of Archbishops Affre
and Sibour.
—An. American - who pestered
Tonilt-son or his autograph elicited
this re1_lst from the English poet-
l:aureaa:ta, "Ask me no more. Alfred
Tennyson !" -
--An old grumbler, cetnplaining
o= the king of hpiu•ta of the dege h-
.arae - -of the tinges, got this left -
banded sympathy ; "What you say
is undoubtedly trued for T remember
NF as kindled.
column.
Duke-, of.
it is unci
a. poor
Therese
een, has
na, and.is
ill ustratio
y. She
+pillion 0
I;
ambar le
been di.
instancec
of th• :.
Is envelope
it
Iai, •a. gill of
covered ' in
a splen
rwiniau
1 in a
r r;forehead'
L- Mie hair.
•f amen
.fie th, and
e � one of
(trier
!1 t.
of the
1 nd are
h about
idence ;
about
head-
ps, but
of Miters
la liead-
%vi e said
nst Alpe.
131 lstlins
le middle 1
0o s box.
a w agog
re( ' with
jean.
about
tr d old
I' . gs for
ely game
a •lothes
a
coverltib,Leven .li
over grow with. if1
head rese bles Gh
so also he jaws a
as restless and a$i
musing: pepirrie is
alms. Su®h zs the
The heac:ranstei
public sclooIsin
valuable. Eton i
00, with a larg
w, the s, rne'; 1
00. In Ornier
rs usually beat n
Lre not -s + c
Dr. Vau
master. of Hari
nolo e )i8copari.'
• Kansas
'ed: "F
floor was
on which. was 1.
load , f sand -s
about eight . ya
For p ckets they
No. 10 ; for c
it
broke
balls,
they. u
desori
of the
A fi
his mo
make
long st
it ; the
you bet
--A
' caution.
hoe hand
nd to doll
cl .dried
lr
rtia
th
ow! has;
A tar
billfiard t•
tst in .G
.1t. rge
id + about
on coy
'ds
hac
es
es
k
of ,4lino
old b ..ts
they'
uoi: :6
t Alis ltd'
pl;les on
ittle '. ple's
Pe
e -year-old cit3
her that t:11S
)Utter
ck with a.
1 you get
row a cow
ittle boy
d never t
t
bo
is th
Yo °t1 j u:
toss at
Whig tub
nd girl
take` th
when ,githering �11e e �s ;
eggs
eveningthe airy ''ea he
first, sei' ed an egg and at.
t1le house. Her cliatppoi tied bro-
ther fol owed, crying : ':.idt ter 1
Mother I Susy 51'-'s been .Llid got
the egg 1.11e old he nmeasu .s I l"
—A. little.four-I ar old 1; narked
oing to
e dark.'
ot,"
repli
it.
inf rated
way to
take a
I end of
•Laid then
ad been
ne'd t egg
bu one
lie zie'St
to for
to her -.in Llnma on �i i'E1 , " I
ant not Afraid of t 1 'z �lYT
0,
of course von are *h "d `her
Mamma, tt for It ,C1•Ir't isUr',, Oft.n (TBBO
" Tl t t Ili L.m mina,- ,' 1 as a. ii1 afraid
once when I went i ito the pa -try to I hiA.CA
get a cookie." " hat we 'e you
afraid of?.' asked h mania •'. tt I"
was -afraid I couldn't find the c,+o pie."
—" Pa)a," said a bright -0 d. lit-
tle girl one day, "I believe n a in:i,
loves you better'n she doe inc."
Prpa gel doubts cn that s b-ect,
but concluded that i; was no est
to deify the soft int pea -ch nient. Slie
meditated thorou -1\i about t- for
some tim , ` evidently cons ruin
her faloo's silence as unfav•rabic
to
c Acle -
Well, said s le alt'
last, "1 s'pose it's all right ; 'ol're
the • biggeat, and it takes more to I J
Jov-e.you," i I Seafort
I
•
THE H
SEASOX
MON
RON EXPOSITOR
BLE GO0
AT THE
REAL HOUSE.
CO TON YARN,
New-B+runswie : , Percy and Beaver Mills.
Harvest Mitts,
Prese
SUGARS,
ve ears,
Jelly Pots.
C-ROCE iR y,
GLASSWARE,
CHEAP EAP PRIV ; S.
Butter Want d.
E. 'ICKS3 : CO.
MAIN -ST., 8 E A F O R
HARDWA.R ! HARD AR
Of all des, riptions, Cheap, at the
SIGN
CIRCULAR
SAW
"W_ ROI3M 1- TS01 r ez CO_
• Just received a splendid assortment of - --
HAYING .& HAR
EST TOOL, VI
olid Cast Steel and other Scythes, Snaiths, y Forks and Rakes, Morgan's & Rally Cradles,
Also,-Spad s, Shovels, Hoes, &c.
A complete assortn
nt of Builders' Hardware.
American Water + e and Calcined Plaster.
JA.Cl SCI' EWS TO HIRE.
Remember tho spot, and don't ail to call and examioe goods and prices.
KI.DD'S BRICK BLOCK, S GN OF THS C1RCULAR SAW
Sea . rth, Ont.
W. ROBERTSON & CO.
GREAT MO TIM/ SALE.
THE WHO t STOCK OF
RY- OO13s!
TO BE OLD OFF
At COST and UDE I , to nzake room for the
NEW IMP • RTATIONS.
Sale to continue till the FIRST F JULY.
kods all New a std will
BANKRUP PRICES.
Call and examine the goods and prices before Purchasing g elsGwht,t e.
NEW GOODS RECEIVED DAI
1
Y
AT THE REAP CASH STORE,
MAIN STREET, S-E.AFOR'1'II.
11 Fr'MAN BROS.
SIGN OF THE RED FLAG.
CHOICE -
NEW 1BOOS.
01EIGN OF LAW by Duke of Argyle.
HCXLEY'S LAY SERMONS. •
TirI1E0 OG"Y AND SCIENCE, (Brewer)
CRIh NEW L AL � I;W T.ESTAIiENT,
a ADIE,S' BIBLICAL CY CLOPI EDIA
MAI
yOSEY
EXE
M
S'BIBLICALCONCORDANCE.
US' WORKS.
ER= HALL LECTURES:
)TLEY'S DUTCH REPUBLIC:
S' RISE & FALL,
ROMAN EMPIRE,
_
LEY'S HISTORY OE
ENGLAND.
I LLIARD L
R. W. COLLINS
Begs to state that he has opened in
KIDD'S NEW BLOCK,
A BILLIARD ROOM.
There are in the hall FOUR, TA-
BLE, (Riley & May's Alanufactute
and excellent a,ccoLnniodations for vis)
itors and players.' j
Attendants will be on hand at all r a-
sonable hours.
P. W. COLLINS,
left-tf Proprietor:
MA ‘KI -TAM'S HI�sTO.R Y -OF 11 E W LINE OIi, STAGE,',
Between Seaforth and Z•Yr. .
o�cter.
We, the undersigned, beg to inform
the inhabitants of beafortl2 �inleyiiI�,
Wroxeter, and the public generally, 'ill i
AND,
C TTA 4E LIBRARY, choice and cheap
FA: JIILY READING, •
SA.B r ATE ,SCHOOL LIBRARIES,
HYMN \ BOOKS, ETC,
1//1.17B, OKS, T ar.so
tar. ALS,
LEDGERS,
CASH BOOKS.
' WRITING- PAPER,
EN `-ELOPES •
li'e -Lre flow ruItning a
11' DAILY .STAGE,
(Sundays excepted,) each way, as follow •
!Leaving Seaforth at 11 a. Its. ; I- V'
A info ytiille at 3 p. na.; leaving "Wroet e
at 12 noon• leaving Aillleyville at :3 a
m.;—connectiiit,, with moi ping and even
-
mg trains • going , b a east and west, also with
'alkerton vnd I-Iarriston stages. Com-
o/table
/table .vehicles and fast time. Litter , +
u cuulicction Sc:stfol�th.
ROSS & JOHNTSO��.E,
mmercial an
-R, L
)rug
1 fancy, at -
Ui11SD.T'�y',S 'f‘�
'tad Book S.
•
I 16-7.1f
CAV.thAGII'S
NEW BAKERY & bONFECTIONERY
J. CAVANAGH
Keeps on hand
ALL KIN S OF
Biscuits, rackers,
WEDDINg
made to order.
174
AKES
GUELPH SEWING
THE OS
Lock -Stitch ewing
MAC Ci I N
Thousands througheut Ca -nada are
now using these ma,chine . They have
been tested beyond_ all iestion, make
the favorite lock -stitch, like on both
sides, and are pronounce snperior to
any other machine offere the public.
For wide range of wor perfection,
beauty and. e.xeellence o mechanism,
adaptability, strength and durability,
The Osborn 'Sewing aehine Ilas
Ho Rival.
0a- Improvements have lateiy been
made, enabling the man ifacturers to
claim it as the ne plus ult of SeWing
machines. Hundreds of te timonials are
being received daily from Id as well as
new operators attestino- s wonderful
capabilities. Will do all -inds of do-
mestic sewing, from the fi iest cambric,
to the coarsest overcoat or pper leather.
OlLTARANTEED TO BE AS '.:PRESENTED,
THREE YEARS.
The ' Osborn Outfit is c mplete and
readily comprehended.. Is old at one,
half the price hitherto cha (red for ma-
chines doing a like raikee f work, the
manufaeturerS being determ lied to place
' it within the. reach of eve y family in
the country. '
vince all ,that our mach' es are un-
equaled.
THE GUELPH- REV RSTBLE
Is pre-eminently the best Si gle-Thread
- Machine offered to the publi----henee its
marvelOnS sueees.s Will do all Varieties
of domestic sewing. PRI ES GREATLY
Hand Machine, with full outfit, 812 -
Treadle de., 817. c--6,- Ea h machine
Pr -Agents wanted everywhere. Splen-
did inducements to make money. .
Apply to -
GUELPH $EWPIC .MACHINE CO.,
GUELPH, CANADA. -
SEA F
ia
ob
Sash, Door,
BLIND FACT RY.
SeOfortit
ZAPFE ..(St
3.
ARTER
Would desire to call a tention to their
THRESHER ee SEPARATOR
Which is able to compete
Machine in Cam
A long its many advanta
te thou to the following
03 limier is construeted—it
, power and is ca,pa
ith any other
da.
s, we call at -
the way the
requires less
le of
HRESHINC MORE AN GLEANER
he great complaint among Threshers
ah ays was, that they could thresh more
th, n they could. clean, our improved drum
do.s away with all these complaints ; it
s. construated as to regulate the wind
to 1 cep the riddles from ehokinc, without
blo ving any grain over. We 'have also
roved our Mills to prevent the grain
g over with the straw..
e wou'M invite Farmers and Thresh-
ers, generally, to give us a call and ex -
ami e our stock before purchasing else-
wh re ; aye can sell as cheap as any other
Est blishment.
Nonle but the best Material used, and the
very best work -men employed.
-T Machines we sold last year enable
us t say that they gave better satisfac-
tion than any other ever sold. in this
ITT'S HORSE POWER !
kept on hind at all times.
would also desire to direct the
attention of farMers to our
Whi h are capable of sawing from forty
to fifty cords of wood per day.
supe or Gang Ploughs, Straw Cutters,
Cult. ators, Seuffiers. Wooden and Iron. -
be 111 noughs,i2Crapers, Kettles, &c.,
All o which we Warrant to p.,ive satisfac-
tion, nd will be sold as cheaii as at any
ot or Establishment in the Province.
RE AIRING AND C4STING
OF EVERY DESCRIPTIt
DO1 e on the shortest notice and most
_ reasonable terms. •
THOMAS
Is nol prepared to 311aplifaet
tlife
As _leap as' the eh apest.
Par ies wishing- to buy who esale eau
be sup Aied at
Tor ito Wholesale Prices.
re furni-
nd COE
rpHE Subscrifiers beg leave
their numerous customer
liberal patronage extended to t
commencing business in Seaf
trust that they will he favoi
continuance of the same.
Parties intending to build vould. de
well to give tb.ern a call, as 'they wir
continue to keep on hand a la] ge Stoat
cif all kinds of
DRY PINE LUMBER SISHES,
DOORS, BLINDS, MOL )INGS,
SHINGLES, LATH, cc.)
to those who may favour ibei with
to thank I
lem Since
rth, and
edwith a
their patronage, as none ut
first class -workmen are
.ta– Particular attention paid to Custom
Planing
CHEAP LOT FOR S LE. -
A ACRES EaSt half of Lot Tenth
jk.1 Con., Culross. County of Bruce,
Log -house. Eight a-crez leared.
JOHN LOG -AN, Esq,,.Teesw tter.
000 TO
T RAVE the above sum on band for
in vestment on good Farm Security, at
8 and 9 per cent.,—Private Fund...
EAFORTI; July 25,-1870,
1 TOLES.11...E AND RETAIL.
K ET SQ UARE.
NING done on tha
Shortest Notice -
INS kept constantly on
A HZARSE FOR HIRE.
1704
•
Dealer in all kinds of
(1)1d hairy
I WOO
FOR
L AND BUTTER.
Pay- your ferks and drive np to his
store, GODERICH STREET,
SEA FO RTIL
BUTTI- R FIRKINS for sale and to
exchange. 160•ch
F R.MS FOR SALE.
1 Town -hip of McKillop, containino.
One Bum red Aerc..s, forty -live of which
ing streai of water runs through one
corner. ,buildings. Ak!o, the unex-
pired. te of 'eight years of the lease of
part of Lo a 27 and 25, 12th concession,
with the p ivilege of purchasino- ;Inv -
time. Pu ha; -,e money $1,275, to elc.tebil
over a peri -id of ten years. This lot is
all wood 1; nd. For further partieulars
apply to the undersignef
January 1, 1871. 10.1-tf
J.