The Huron Expositor, 1871-05-12, Page 3MA\- 12, 1871.
Arrivals t
PANY
t their Mr. MeMUL-I:'
Tine of the choicest Stocks
to Seaforth, which, owing
sem, they are enabled to
rid say that from the
a ht since the -
G 001)S,
tDt ("raaLle pe,sitio7'k to offer
lith" any 1'1 LES €)F ()l:el>
t ATE THEIR PRESENT'
nye facilit;es in buying bah
ara S T
ate ce>Itiwet.iolns with some
a thorough kntrwletlg e of
xilsl>eetion ttf their stbek,
the Market this SeaasCni.
wing lines, viz
GLOVES,
1 I M EH 1 N CSS;
L't BA1€:ATiIFAS,.
LLII�:S,
made clothing.
R.TN1ENT
r.
ata`X cheapest goods,.. •cybicT
eft prices.
`, a
x.pl>r(Itiitil21ltL
or -yourselves.
TEA.
COMPANY.
1 6 tf.
VW
VIRLSON,
t -s1
N
(.j
S _ .ADDLES,.
'ab7r-1,
STZEET,. SE WORT .:
.
ytsa guotl folks who want Itar-
nzt.ie><1.,-low-prieetl, good and new,
leuecS; Maiu : taeest,, Se aforth,
vellcnt stock you may view.
lc is cywned b' .l .\ M L: ; W I L `()N
work is eo Weir y renowned i
1' IA on Main street, Seaforth,;
lac,e may easily be found,.
..:: :bridles and curbs
bits, l.r
` t
.n� of
le t
t,
1�
.• es and saddles so fide,.
nothing eats t geed their teals,
are just. No. 1. A. and prime..
c, lots t .t good bla ktkt .°s for winter
v itt keep from your lic>rsea the
tel ,
ets,, so graceful: for Sum -
east \s nth blue, greet , y elluw and
,
F k11L 7
ye or every, ry, eft scri jetion,
la(. ta.;e t•oac la, e.arriage or level
F e:
W 11.St)N'; shop, Seaforth,
,always 1°)e had at command.
sp uges atzti {tombs and rosetieee
•c r
.auel good i!<u their:: way ;
t*t•F alit. si urt tUg3 ua a 1tuad><I1te,:
l:taratess that don't break- zu a day -
d tt .eats and .t'ruarke t}f a ll kinds,
seg of a quality epiey and rare,
4 kl Ele�ire: ttl'> uL hase,
ettep `
ht�.al {F {t ` \t'1LSON
}zkac aud: that without further
Elt:laay, you
•lIt>±tt bargains make 'wl.td.e you
E ;hTb.
‘‘Saddle and Harness I•`Inne>rntrxn,
tuber JAM ES WILSU.N'S
the man.
ep efel:�tantiy, ort handl a stock of
1 ti VAL-
ISES
AL-
.Ntir PORTMANTEAUS,
ISIS ; AND: .'HIPS.
t e Collars and _Blankets,
.v article connected with the
business
TRUNKS, N KS, V ALISE:S,
•14, SADDLES t)L) S and BE IDLES,
Ma(.le to to der.
e•I. WILSON-,
MAY 12, 1871..
1j
THE:.HTJRUN EXPOSITOR.
3,
GAIETIES.
Here is the most dog toned affec-
tionate sample of amatory poetrytnat
=e 110.-ve ever seen:
Wn old Carlo sits in Sally's chair,
(l,. don.'t I wish that 1 were there !
When her fairy ringers pat his hea
0, don't I wish 't was me Instead 1
When Sally's arms his neck imprison,
0, don't I wish Itty neck was his'n 1
When Sally kisses Cairlo's nose,
0' don't 1 wish that 1 were those l ,
A Louisville woman was walking
along t1i(s street on a windy day last
week,' the dustfilling her eyes to stic1i,
an extent that she could not see a
switch engine that was bes.,ing down
on her. Justus it was about to crush--
lien, a roan matched her by the dress,
pulled her off the track, and saved her
lie.: In removing the female obstruc-
tion from the track he (ore her dress,
and when she saw thereat that was
there she opened her mouth and swore
at him until he fell on another track
and came near being killed by the
brother of the engine that was after_
the woman. He is not pul ling women
:around by their dresses any mole..
Mr. Greeley says the reason there
is a scarcity of lnal.rle sugar this
spring is, that the farmers didn't
more than hatlf manure their sugar
feeds whc n they planted them las t
fall. He says fon every seed yen
plant you want tL pile of manure,
when the vines will be f:ti•lvweighed
down with little si;ollloped cakes.
Farmers will never learn anything,
if they keep ,on fooling a away their.
time as they have the past year.
Some of these eneouniters (between
ministers and their beams) arise
out of the old question of sleeping
in church.. For example " I see,
James, th at ye talc' a bit nap in the
kirk," said a minister. to one of his
people ; "an jou no' take a mull
with'. you'? and when you. become
heavy an' extra pinch would keep
\ oo up." " May be it wad," said
James ; " but pit you. the . snee shin
in till 'our sermon., minister, and
same`.
ma)=tic. that 11 serve.- s
the
purpose."
During the French war two ladies
in Stranraer were going to the kirk ;
the one said to the other, " Was it
not a wonderful., thing . that the
Breetish were aye victorious ower
the F`reneh in the battle ' `' Not a
bit," said the other old lady. " Dinna
yea ken die Breetish aye say their
prayers before gaae� into battle ?"
The other replied, " But canna the
weel
French prayers
as
wee
say their l �
I'i ench i 3
The -reply was most' characteristic,
" Hoot, jabbering bodies ; wha could
understand them.?"
A Highlanclinan was tried- for a
capital offence, and had ratter . a
narrow escape ; but the jury found
hint Not guilty." Whereupon
they judge in discharging, thought
fit - to admonish him. " Prisoner,
before you leave the bar, let lite
give you a piece of advice. You
have got off this time, but if
ever you 'come before me again, I'll
rr
an eel.
- be h�
1)ec�autlo i (surety) you'll b
Thank you, my lord," answered,
Donald, " thank . von for your good
advice ; and, as;I'm na ungrateful,
I beg to gi'c your lordship a piece
Never
}f tact
vice in return. 1,�e be caution
for anybody, for the cautioner' has
often to pay the penalty ?
STEEPING IN Civa(IL -In a c11u1ch
not far north of Aberdeen, one of
the members was in the habit of
sleeping every Sabbath during the
sermon. One Sabbath. however,
the q u ietness and gravity of the
ehtirch were fairly upset by the sleep-.
er dosing his equilibrium, and fall-
ingum1
bump right on his bead in the
passage: The minister, who was an
eccentrb and quaint plain-spoken
1 short in his serinnon
t)ld nman,._s to.p1 ec s ,
and, addressing himself to the now
wide-awake member, said. "-John,
ye've gotten
mony a soar' sleep in
the devil's- cradle,. but' be has fairly
.eoul)it it on ye the day."
A BAGMAN]) MEAL.—. -A. ',alb,- of
Royal troop, who were taken
prisoners -by the-Tilehland army at
the baffle of 1 adient k in 1745, were
(=fined in a barb at. St. 3S
and, not being supplied with food,
arra` exciseman, ore of the Glasgow
militia, undertook to speak for him-
self
itt.self and comrades to a Highland
ser(reaant vrh0 had. command of .the
guard : " Seigeant, do you mean to
;starve us to death. If its our -tura
it. Af ;er leav ing my position at
, I proposed to go back into.
the ministry aud becote & parish •
minister.
`t According] as I had opportu-
nity, I preaehe to several destitute
churches, and as gratified ifi:ed to hear
at the conclusi n of ID sc rvices,that
the people wer vv ell pleased with
my preaching, s nd but Or my grey
Bair would ba. re me at- a pastor;
but they could not think of so old a..
Calan I Well, while - 'I iA as going
through this ex )eriencel, an old friend
suggested to me to cblor my hair,
and thus remote from the eyes of
the people the eproach of °being in
old .man. And I consented, finally,
to va.ke this e periment. Abd what
do you think ? The very first time
.that, T preache with 'frown hair up-
on niv Bead,: I was greeted with a
call to settle n the ministry, and
peen tile happy Pas -
pe 'fee
)as-pe.''fee ly satisfi
ht
tor
ed
ve ever since
of .a united
people.". 1
o -much_ for
-- o much 1I1
sot ething, aft('
the old prover.'
ing andl>ehavii
the color cif one's hair
proof 'that looks are
r'all, notwithstanding
that koks are notli-
ohr is all.
Plea for al
t,Popui[ar ,Bible:
A •writer in the TI["atc/ niccn and
cm), taping up the
Hawthorne, that the
Mild be is,5ued,. Jike
a
portable vol a rhes
Reedy?. ,(BQs
s tug esttion of
Seiil)tua es sh
other books,;.:
says.:
f` U od'ti bo(
from its «nem
its friends arc
books could
passed tl rou
o �-
t )lc.
a, e --c
m' sterpieces of
tot y, philosoph
— "unable the
rem
and to 0
rde
into paragraph
lot
col
ch:
k has 4uffered much
in t1 e world '
es but,
.not gi iltl ,ss Few
endure what it has
h; Tal. e s in y book
r, bett
many a4it
y, poetry, la
toget er
;
,slice
three
:a1 in s�
t i page
Drably
nt eg'ird
. w•
�h
wit.)
an
head ea
su linary of its conte ts,
pa •ts of this fo • `a," rum
th n bind it tb ,a vo
vita ient shap•. innvyi
cireul
i1gt hay:
in hand
otimes,l
F ceyscctts
If th ew,
t r 'active
f—or
I �'
1� n.
yritte
()pies
in as
tniel '
Ip�t?etry
• tth an
r take the
Vaa
g ; print th
unins on
ipters gat t
[s; witho
)ors -
his -s. lei ters
yith little
thein all alike
r our lines
all type, two
b•crin new
•egt lai inter-
onnection,
u absurd
repeating
in .title • and
1.1T1 of intoe-'
ldy size; and
tau. for •it.
ori histories
!l rge-paged,
ke our .14lac-
? of r Life of
NI€ rk, Luke
n typography
h
ife of
the
by Strauss or
f mil's and
o°oj1 shape as
er's? Why
e. Printed like
on fellow's'
•
•
expect a l.it
Why can w
of the Jews
ciar-typed
anlays and
iist, by
John, as
the same
le person
�naFn ; ou
.ter's Lett
wper's or
ist• David'
ose any m
01
or
aS
spa
C
m
ol:
ew Sty e rbf Ste m Engine.,
Amen°. e recent
DS Is a new oral o
gliSll inven-
ti. f t steam engine,
solving tl e gine culiarities
constnuctio dici, or wheel,
mounted on t fried shaif,
ai e cylindrical! chain )(Yrs, in which
weighted pi 'tubs woi k steam•tigh.t.
Ti e diatribe
1
olio wi
.Ina
hallo\
NN nth each oa
tl` e shaft; a
e€ ch other a
arts by co
al low , sh aaf
induct the
;her openir
ting wi±li
the steam. m
d to and
ieni, and.
stops in
ch pair 17
wards the
d the other
-"aft, whereb
give a.lota
h:
oc
0'
et
t
p
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t
a
5
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'to -day it nlaay be yours . to morrow.
Though we be ptisoner5 of war, are
We to get neither, victuals ,nor
drink ?"` " -Vhaat the deevil do von
vt•aant wi' the -itial and drink. 'Vow
halm' the morn, whether or no
A Clergyman under 'False
Colors.
A clergyman in Boston, who has
seen his two score and ten, was com-
plimented on his hale and youthful
looks, the other day'. Smiling, he
touched his handsome brown hair,
and replied. -
You. know they have a way of
litlpiti,,, old inn in these'd,ivs,
,t What," said his friend.:t hav-;e
y been .coloring your hair3"
•• Yes„" ret>Iied ire, " I have been
cls>it;ti What .1 once thought {nothing.
g
would it.rlu.'t alaeto clo. 1 have been
turning inv grrey. I1air brown, and I
u ill tell you how I Was bd:oUght to
s :are pl iced in a line
11 r o -n o1)p'osite sides of
the p t its opposite
e tonne to I together in
ecting o s. In the
t opening ,: t re formed to.
8GE., ani to d away from
in the di 'd corwnni-
be clic .bels, so that
a be alt-rnately adrnit-
c • nducted away from
n doing so move the
)aids, and thus one of
ra '
be rroved outwards
eriphery of the disc,
inward to the axis or
the pistons are'caused
• motion. to the disc.
1
re
How to keep al Situation."
The folio vino ino bit of mood advice
i:. from the .IrarILir},g AIci7z, and is
v
rorty of t ; attention of all- our
siders : I
Lay it d
it :you Nil
hich is le
ails, bits
1: aper, and
Be ready t(
our or boa
n a a.ccomoc at
to make ain
i y. Though
lire' yOUr egni
f it. ---Mail
0 him,'ar
he a
1)
1)OSit
Title -y01i.
Those won
ime to sec t
vorling hon
shatter what
11, at precis
'alculate the
light their:
•e]trt)ved- -\v
r
t
1
0
vv. as a 'foiln'dation rile,
be " faithful: in that
s `" Pk k up the loose
Wine, iclean, w=rapping
them in their places.
hrow in an odd' half
r' • time wli en it will' be
on, and do not 'seen
rirt of ii. Do it heart-
-riot a word be said, be
Moyer vill make a note
e tTourSelf inclispensible
d he Wi1,1 lose many of
will• t:
ic.:he
)at
cinu lie o1
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The
CAVANAGH'S
NEW BAKERY ,& CONFECTIONERY
1
f
g men who watch the
le ver second -• their
r is up- who - leav=e, no
tate,- t le work may be
).y th instant= -who
exact ,t notnt they .cairn
work,. nd yet not be
io aie lavish of then;
'ui plu\-ea's gt orls, w 11 a w ay s Le. the
rst to reenis b notic Itl at tines are!
get
lull, .,tnc1 tltEzi sc.ivivi c, re no ]onb
•cici.iir•e;41:
The tot.1
.lie War an
Baler,, and.
he Paris in(
haler:, -'-the
rayed out
O;t;{,,),t,UO,
eruiaa e ' lendiim e on
ounts° 1284,671,G61
he rec i its, including
enmity it r to 2G 473,98b �, ,
difl'ermee being de-
f the J russign loan o°
CAVANAG
Keeps ori hand .
T
ALL KINDS OF
BREAD,
Biscuits, Crack
CAKES, AND
coy FECTYONER
WEDDING CAKES
Made to order.
rs,
J: LAS- ANAG.IT,
174 Main street,'' Seaforth.
tto
LADI ES
—OF—
C) 1-1
And urrounding country
Stopk is now complete
SEAFORTH
laning 11'I�Ifl9
�ash, Door, and
'S
TPOli,1U1l'q
O w —
FASHION.
r4rJ�
rj ;-1 to tt" al U= Uj cf'
0,0000000
t=? 'Y • / ,
e to C: r1'
sre
N-FilAi MILLINERY !
n all its branches. --
SP lendi I Trimmed
HATS - AND BONNETS,
Fr m 50 cents up ;yards.
SILK AND- VELVETEEN
MANTLES 1
In all styles, and at all prices.
-40o
WANTED
1,000. Canadian Volunteers,
For f ie Red River Territory, to purchase
my Bats, Caps, (clothing, Boots & Shoes
before leaving.
REMEMBER l
I kee' the bast and. largest Stock of Gro-
ceries, Crockery, Liquors, etc" etc. kept
in Seaforth.
Best $1 Tea for 90 cts. "? lb.
STRICTLY ONLY ONE. PRICE !
I
BLIND FACTORY.
HE Subscribers beg leave, to thank'
their numerous eustolners , for the
liberal patronage extended to them sine
commencing business in Seaforth, and -
trust that they will be favoredwith a
continuance of the same.
Parties intending to build'' w ulcl dc
well to give them a call, as th y ev=il:
continue to keep on hand a larg Stocl,
of all kinds of
• DRY PINE LUMBER, SASHES,
DOORS, BLINDS, MOLDINGS,
SHINGLES, LATH,
They feel confident of (riving satisfaction
to those who may favour the with
�t
their patronage, as none 1.,
first class workmen are
einT)]ayed:
i; Particular attention paid to Custom
Planing
THOS. KIDD,
Seafcrth, April 12, 1871. 175
BILLIARD HALL
R. W. COLLINS
Begs to state that he has opened in
KIDD'S NEW BLOCK,
A BILLIARD ROOM.
IRON _CLAD
IRON -CLAD
DAIRY PAI
B[,OADFOOT & GRAS_
FOR SSALE, IN HARPURHEY.
>r 11 A'1` comfortable Cottage & Grounds
the Property of EDWARD CASH,—
Possession on the First of 1lay. Apply
to the Proprietor, Scaforth. 1G5 -if
CH
t
J(
•
There are in the hall FOUR TA-
BLES, (Riley & - Titay's Manufacture,)
and excellent accommodations for vis-
itors and players.
Attendants will be on hand at all rea-
sonable hours.
-R. W. COLLINS,
6-tf Proprietor.
EESE,
A_ D
arryiii any .
Made to order.
AIRYMEN'S SUPPLIES,
)H
176-t
Of all kinds,
KEPT ON HAND,
—AT—
'fi HOMSON 81. WILLIAMS
Are introducing the celebrated
"CUM INC'S" STRAW CUTTER.
Which has already met with Unrivalled
sucsess in other parts of Canada.
Warranted to give perfect satisfaction
when driven either by horse or hand pow-
er.
ALSO MANUFACTURE A NEW -
AND 8 HOESEPO\ ERz -
SUITABLE FOR DRIVING STRAW GUTTERS,
&Aw ING MACHINES, OPEN CVLI .DESS,.
AND L1TiLE GIANT THRESHERS.
Also, all kinds ;of Farming Implements
including—
Reapers, - Fanning Mills, -
Movera, Cultivators,
Combined Machines, Horse floes,
Separators, Weeders,
Pitts' Power, Plows,
Sawing Machines, Gang Plows,
Double Mouldboard Plows, &c.
MILLWRIGHTING Sr ENGIN-
EERING DEPARTMENT.
Steam Engines of. all Sizes Built.
Grist Mills, Flour Mills,
- Saw Mills, Flax Mills,
by water or steam, -
Anel all kinds of
FOS ND
FACTORIES CONTRACTED
�.
EXECUTED IN THE. MOST
APPROVED STYLE.: - -
TURBINE WATER WHEELS,
T
LATH MILLS, SHINGLE
MILLS, BRAN DUSTERS
And all kinds of machinery of the be
construction, supplied on short notice
REPAIRING ENGINES AND MACHINERY
Promptly attended to .
Address,
THOMSON & WILT-IAMS, -
i -Mitchell, P.O.
Seaforth, Sept, Gth, 1S70. 144-ly-
t•
Seaforth Foundry.
APFE & CARTER
DESIRE TO CALL THE ATTEND 0
OF THE PUBLIC TO THEIR
T SON BROTHERS',
treet,
FOR SALE OR TO RENT.
HE undersigned offers for sale or to
rent, on the 3d Concession of McKil-
lop, Roxboro Road, 1 miles from Sea -
forth, and one mile from Roxboro, 1
acre and 9 rods of land, with a good bear-
ing Orchard of 24 trees. assorted; frame
house, 22x32 feet, in good condition and
very comfortable ; also, a well, rump,
and stable on the premises ; the lot is
well fenced. For fiuther particulars
apply to the proprietor on the premises.
150-tf JOHN YOUNG.
FOR SALE.
IMPROVED
hreshing - Machines,
.es
THE BEST
AT PRESENT IN USE.
These machines possess many improve,
wits on any heretofore made, They- are
eanufactiiringMachines of TWO p1ZES,
o e especially constructed for t) Ka r ellin-g;
t re -other a smaller size, calcul<atc>d more
e:.pecially for HOME USE.
So far as their large machine bras bee
i troehiced; it has given thew ERS' BEST-
ATISFACTIOt.
They manufacture the Pitts'
Improved Horse Power.
the
,l�
the s abscli )
In addition to
�above,
es manufacture almost every ai;(tieie iu
t eir line, such as
THEmost eligible situation in Seaforth,
on the -East side of Main Street,
nearly opposite the Post Office, on which
there is - a commodious Dwelling -house,
36x26, two stories high ; stable and wood-
shed, and a good well with a pump in it. -
The front of the lot on Main street is 1
well situated for the erection of Stores,
being in a central position for business.
The property extends from. Main street
to Victoria street. The lot fronting on
Victoria street is used as a Garden, in
which there are the choicest young Fruit
Trees, apples, pears, plumbs, cherries,:
grape vines, _ gooseberries, , currants and
strawberries. The garden is inthe high-
est state of cultivation and pi o
duces an
abundance of vegetables. For further
particulars apply to
GEORGE McPHILLIPS, P. L.- S.
Seaforth Jan. 17, 1571. 1 G3tf
FOR SALE
rpHAT splendid Hotel. Stand on the
1 Market Square, Seaforth, known as
the (JORN EXeHANGB, and doing a
good business, To an enterprising man,
with some capital, it offers excellent in
ducements, being on one of the leading
streets and close to the Salt Wells.
Also, two comfortable COTTAGES on
Elgin Street.reet G
Oden1Gh
artnt
rented at
F200
a
year, and several Town Lots. Terms—
mo aerate.
erms—noaerate. Apply to.
WM. MALCOM,
At the Market.
Seaforth, Jan. 23, 1871. 164-tf.
TOYS & FANCY GOODS!,
,. LLLINXU>=F
AT COST
_-AT--
M. R. COUNTER)
NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY
YOUR -
Christmas Presents,
AND . 1
SAWING MACHmNF`S,
apable of sawing from -50 to 60 , orcls of
wood. per day.
STRAW 'CUTTERS
of a Superior kind..
GANG PLOW,
The Latest Improved.
ULTIVATORS AND PJaOWS)
Which cannot -be surpassed.
0
EVERY DESCRIPTION pi?
CASTINGS
IADE ON THE SHORTEST NOTICE,
0
hey have a highly approved pattern for
L DESK €SK IRONS.
EPAIRS IN ALL- BRANCHES
Attended to Promptly.
They employ no Agents, and can
herefore give the purchaser th aeivan-
are of the commission. '
They employ none but the be. skilled
abor, and - material, which' -arrants
hem in. guaranteeing satisfacti n.
NTENDING. PURCHASERS WILL PLEASE
GIVE US A CALL BEFORE B ' G
FROM OTHERS.
ZAPFE & C RTER.
43 -1y --
eod
,arta.
None Genuine unless signed
N.
DANIEL . 'M'GRE a OR
D R
DODK�IN ER, NULLE T
AS just recZ>.ived a targe ,St >ek of the
.
ta. and
materials used. in the; bu e't.s5 � i
is now fully prepared to exeenn e on the
shortest notice and in the late t styles;
a'
all orders he may � be favoured lith.
Registers, Led„ers,
1I .ANIS
81_, A.. v% O
DE ANY BIND,
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To order, on the shortest i te.t z sot.
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prices which defy connpeti
LADIES' WORK BO
AND
FANCY GAS
:Nixie to order.
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.BU CND AL1:.D REP,rl.
At city prices.
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, Persons residing at a di. tante by
I leaving their books at the Si, s al Boo .
Store, _Goderieh, or at the 1',xrosrrOR
office,.Seaforth, or at J. R. - Grent';s, :Ain-
leyv isle, stating style, may Liy upon
then) being well bound. -
All t:oll)Iuuliicaticens addressed to +1t
undersigntd, will receive 1>ron pt atter-
1 1 EAR'S : GIFTS. S.7. thin.
Just received a complete stock of
. FINE GOLD AND SILVER JEWELRY
$SEAFORTU
i USSEL A. ND SWISS
TCH
To be sold Cheaper - than
ever.
M. 11. COUNTER,
SEAFon T it, Dec. 13, 1870. 52
DANIEL McGill• (rt )lt,
Coidstaice, P. 0
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Sea▪ forth, Nov. 9, 187(). - 153-tf.- -•
LIVERY STA$LE.
TAMES R()S +desiries to Inform the
t' public that he has aper'd1. a -New
Livery Stable in connection v. ith 102
hotel where parties can be aicrdennne:dl
att'd with first class hones aidii vehicles,
at reasonable prices,
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