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The Lost Ir1shman-3am:7Se
Butler's Adventure with t • e
et OWL .
'Twas in the stamper of '16, M.
A.dvertiser, that I landed at Hamil-
ton fresh• as a new Pratie just d g
from the "ould sed„" and wid-a lig t
heart and a heavy bundle I _sot ff
for the township of Burford,_tilti g
a taste of a song, as merry a you .g
fellow as iver took the road. . Well,
I trudgei on, and on, past many a
plisint place, pleasin' myself wid t e
thought that some day I might ha e
such a place of me own, wid a world
ef chickens and, ducksCand pigs and
childer about the door; and along i
the afte, noon of the second 'day I
got to Burford village. 'A cousinf
II
me mother's, one. Dennis O'Dowl
lived about sivin miles from ther
and I wanted to make his plaee Or t
night, sol inquired the way. at t e
tavern, -an' was lucky to find .a ma
who was goin' part of the way a '
-would , show me the . way to fin
Dennis., Sure he was very kind '
dade, atii" whin I got out of his, wa
on be pointed through the wood a
tould me to go straight 'south atnii e
an' a half, and the first house woul
be Dennis'. ' -
"An' you're no time to lo e
now," said hey "for the sun is . lo ,
an' mind yoti don't get lost. in . the
woods." t .
"Is it lost now," said I "that I'
.be gittin', an' me uncle as great
navigator as iver steered it shi
across the thrackless,say:! Not a b't
of it," says I, "though I obleeged t
yiz for your kind -advice, and tha
yiz for the ride."
An' wid that be droVe"off an' le t
me all alone. I shouldered me bu
die brave y, an' whistlin' aalait of
tunefor ompany like, 1. pushed i
to the bu h. Well, I went a lon
way over hogs, anl turnin' routs
among the bush an' trees till 1
; ;
gan to think I must _be well nigh t
Dennis'. Bet, bad cess to it! all o
a. sudent I came out Of the wood
at the very identical spot where
started in, which I knew by an ol
crotched tree that seemed to be Stall
in' on its bead an' kicken" up it
heels. to make divaraion of me: B
this tint' it was growin' dark, an'
there wa no -t
;
une to loose, I starte I
in a secend time, detearninert
keep straight south this timeaand n
mistake. I got . on bravely fo
awhile, but och hone ! och hone! i
got so dark I couldn't see the tree
and I bumped me nose and bar ke
me shins, while, the miskaties bit m
hands an' me face to a blister; a
after tumblin' ant strunblin' arournil
tilt I was fairly bamfoozled, 1 sa
clown on a log, alt of a trimble, t
think that' W0:3 lost entirely, a
that may be a lion or some other
wild cradle'. would devour me be
fore ruarnire.
Just thin I beard somebody a long .
way off say, "Whip poor Will !"
"Bedad!" sez I,. "I'm glad that it
'isn't Jamie that's- got i to take it
th;
ough m
it seems its ore int sorrow
than in anger they're dole' it, -or why
would thev say 'poor Will?' au' sure
they can't be Iniun, haythin, hagar,_
for its piain Eagdish that they ar
afther speakinh Maybe they migh
help me out o' this," so I shouted a
the top of me vie, "A lost man !
Thin I listened. Prisintly an an
swer came:
"Who 1 Who? Whoo!"
"Jamie Britler, the waiver !" se
I, as loud as I could roar, an' snatch
in' up me laandle an' stick I starte
in the direction of the voice.
Whitt I thought I had got near
the place I Stopped an' shouted ag'ire,
"A locat man !"
"Who! Who° ! Who-oo !" sal
a voice right over me head.
"Sttre," thinks 1, "it's a might
quate place for a man to be at thi.
time. of night ; maybe its some settle
serapire sugar off a sugar bush fot
the childer's breakfast in the morn
in'. But where's Will an' the res
of thiml" All this wint through m
head like a 'flash an' thin I answer
ed his inquiry :
",famie Bnaler, the waiver, sur,"
sez I ; "an'.if it wouldn't inconvani-
. ,
allea yet -honor, would yiz be kind
enough to step down an' show me
th a way to tho house of Dinni
tVpowd r
"Who! Who! Wh0001" sez he.
"Dennis OlDowd !" Says I, "civil
enough, art.'.' a dacent man he is, an'
first cousin to me own mother."
hWho ! Who ! \hrh0000 !" sez he
ag'int
"ie Mother !" sez I, "an' as
fine a. woman she is as iver peeled a
bilett liratie wid her thumb nail. an'
her maiden Immo : was Molly Mo.
Figgin." .
"Who ! Who! l',5ih000 !"'
oMallv MeFiggith!" SeE I, an' her
father's mese was Paddy McFiggin!"
oWho t Who ! Wh0000 !"
"ltelM
fht criggin I bad luck to
vita- daatt teal(' head.. Padtly Mc-
,
Figgie, r sy !—'do you hear that?
ate' he was the tallest tuau tn all the
County of "Kipperavy excii,,a JIM
Doyle the blaaktmithi."
WW'
-ho- ! ho ! Wh000!" , • .
hint", ;Davie, the hlacksmith," Sf Z
I. "ve good for nothin' blagaurd na
kr
tir, ate if viz dou'l; tome (town All
SIWW M.1 -t- thit W3V 1 his mihit I'll
eliuto up _thaw ).u'. brealt. tiVery bone 1
t3
a
1)
_
assesiel:_
in yer akin, ye eiPalpeen, so sure as
me name is JamteBut er I" I ,
k'Who I Vcrho II Who • o !" sehe
fe8 impidint as iver.
I. said niver h word, but latin'
dciwn me bundle and talcha' me sttek
climb the
he branch-
tly till 1
st forninst
'11 let him
stick;" an
st me hi
'
to i the
neck wid
me sinsis
d a lump
one half
or off in -
hap in the
an answer
1
have gotie
for by the
o stick for
in Me
tree.
es I I
Saw a
me. •
"W ist ! says I, an
have 4 taste of n Irish
wid th t I let chilve an 1
ance nd came tum
grOund nearly brleakin'in
the fall Whin I cam.t
had very sore head
cal it li e a goose egg, n
of(rne Sunday mat tal
tirely. 1 spoke to th
tree but could g't niv
at all, :tai.
Sure thinks Lille na st
home to rdwl up his he d
powers I didn't throw
1 •
eeth 1 began to
Mn I got among
ked arohnd
ir of ti4 eyes jt
1 I
11
Well by this time t
up an' could see a lit
min to 1, ale one more e
Dinnis'
I wi t on caa4iousl
an' thi beard b. bell,
I, "I' comin' o a si
for 1 h ar the church h
on tow rd the s und ti
an oul cow wid a b
started to run, but I
for her, an'!got her by
hung o , think' ' that
would take me lout of
On we wint, lik an oil
steeple- hase, 'til sur
came o t to a cl rixii a
d a light in it.
cow pu ni
went toi the h
ck would ha
t be but innis'
ve me a rail Ti
jonced ixje to hi
nrty a jairof
ed, an eye on.
un me I ad4n
a' about, the
of me qey all
e moon Was
le an' detar-
drt to reach
for a while,
Sure," say
•t1mint now
11" I kept
1 I came to
on. She
as too quick
t e toil an'
aybe she
he woods.
country
e ougha we
house in
So leavin'
blowin in a
°use, an', as
e it, whose
sh welcome,
two daugh-
irls as iver
11
sight -w
the °al
shed, I
good
sheuld
He -g
an' inte
ters, as
•ye clap
tould
woods,
made f
roared
it was
"An
"Wh
"Do
"Sure i
bird."
An' t
till at
But whin I
tire in the
ellow who
laughed, an'
n' laughed an' Dinnis said
n owl.
• uld whafi" say I.
an owl, a bird " sez he.
ye- tell me n_tv," sez I I.
a quare ;country an' a quare
tin they all lauglted again,
ast I la. 1g -bed myself that
hearty l'ke, an' opped tight into a
chair, b tween the two purty girls
4an' the ould chap winked at rue an'
roared a
Dinn s is me father-it:slaw now,
an' he o ten yet delights to tell our
childer bout their daddy's advinture
wid th Ow 1.—john 44. 'milk in
London
Advertis
Rev. D . Water
Pre byteria,
Wate
s on the Canada
Churci.
ts, of St. lflarys.was
the pri cipal speaker onl Monday
evening at a miss onary neeting in
St. An rew's Pr sbyteriah. church,
London In the course of his able
addiess e gave a rapid sketch of
the pro
terian
1844,
Church
there at
in COMI
1860 th
increase
rnunica
number
In conn
es, he 8.
tery wa,
'ters, of
foot we.,
increase
munion
stated t
1862, t
nunaber
the number had i
•ress of t e Canada Presby -
t the ti e when the Free
1,Q
hurch. He slid that in
was foanded irt Canada,
re only t irty-t o ministers
ction wit the harch. In
numbe of rn nisters had
• to 158, with a roll of com-
ts consis ing of 29,501; the
of famili s be 17,414.
etion wtt the ther branch -
id that t e asso iate Presbv-
oiganize1 with nine minis -
horn th late Mr. Proud -
one. 1r 186 -these had
to sixtytei,glit with a com-
roll of nearly 0,000. Ilo
au the year aft r the union,
e members of the cherch
d 30;25(; wh le in 1870
creae A to 46,343,
giving a iacreas of 6,087 -COM-
munica ts. I -Ie also bowed that
• ttrch
t
last yeat the num er o e lildrett in
the Sal% ath schoolsof te ch
was 30 60, and la the Iii ale classes
8,905, the Sabi). th scl o Is taught
by a sta of 3,2 2 te ch rs. He
gave als a rapid ketch ofl the finan-
cial. stat of the c urch,
he said tte citurc had
purposes the sum f $42
an incre se of $28 305 o
Of that . mount $ 64,3
tributed for stric ly co
purposes such a stip
building &c.; -$1 1 6,63
been ex ended cr the
churcheand manes, =o
Last year
aised for all
1,t88; being
e last year.
4 wet e con-
•gregational
mJ, ;
nes, enutch
00 haa i' tg
esection 'of
a Ilia 20 .of
the ,former and 24 of thelatter had
- .
been built durin( the year. For
stipends $174,46p lesc been paid
during L le, year, gjiving aii avei age
stipend( f $683 ct ea h minister,
some of cole se wre very much
larger a d.- some I ss. '49,283 had
been raked for t re schet les of the
church. Dr. Wa ers clos d by mak-
ing an e rneet • ap Nail -on behalf fsot
.,
only of f le clmrch bnto the Dornin-
.
ion, pro ng that f the ,ountry a -as
to becan e , ''cl.is Ling tish ec it ta us t be
• not only on aecohnt, f its g7eat
!. natural tesources. the learning oftt
: teaeners and profieseort, the ahility
i
. ;old puri y of it preas, but behause
the It:toe) t I was pr soi.het. in its puri-
. to-, lied ho e pri4cip:es of eternal
THE, HURON E
•
rectitude inculcated which only can
make a nation! greab, He expressed
a hope that the Dominion would
long continue to inerease in power
and prosperity, not an as independent
nation, but as the strong right arm
oi the British Empire; and that the
Dominion, growing in the elements
of national potver, wig it continue to
march under the old .1ag for many
years to come.'
,
FOR SALE, IN HA PURHEY.
TRAT con4ott le Cot age & Grounds
it
the Propert f En YARD CASH.—
Possession *the_ 'int o .May. Apply
to the Proprietor. Seafor . 1684
WINTON & M
CARRIAGE F
MAIN STREET, hi
The adbscri
very liberal pc
since commen
and wish to i
and the "rah
on hand and
kinds of -whee
CARRI
, OPEN
DEM
SPEIGHS
.Made up by
MEN, in the
We Do
But pay all o
class of busine
Parties. who
ordet
We keep
Painter.
Done for cou
repainted at r
Repairing r
Cordwood,
Lath taken in
eas feel t
trena.ge the
ing busine
timate to ,t
generally
are man
work; Kiel
GES,
ND TO
QR ATS,
AGGO
UTTER
ery latestal
1
q
iors
r attentio
s.
iavor U
Will get
tisfactiOn
first,c1
INT1N
CTO_RY
AFORTH.
ankful for the
have received
s in Seaforth,
ieir customers
hat they keep
facturing all
as
3
0
posiTo.
-
WM. GRASSIO,
Goderich Street, Seaforth.
SLEIGHS,
CUTTER 8,
CARR LA G ES,
BUGGIES,
WAGONS, &
Built in a superior manner, -to order, on
short notice,
Pr' Particular attention paid to Mrse
Shoeing and Genera' Blacksmithing. 163
GOVERNMNTDRAIPO.
0LABOURERSltNZEDLT;the
10avevosintewn
of
clrey, County of Huron, after the lOtb of
October Wages, --$1.25 to $1.75 perday.
G. BLAIS, Contractor,
Seaforth, Nov..100, 1870. 1513—
Isp.
&O.
CED WORK-
yles.
e -shoeing,
to the above
with their
good
,ass Carriage-
•
try shops, and old work
ot
a onable Tates.
iptly attended to.!
umber, 8hing1es and
x haxige for work,
MoINT H & MORRISON.
l67-tf
SEE16 POTATOES
FOR SALE
rpnE UNDERSIGNED has on hand,
1. at lot No. 6, 3(1 Coacdssion, Tucker -
'smith, L. R. S., a quaatitY of Seed Po-fa-
toe3 9f the following vairieti, s: Early
Rose, Early Gocdrich, Harrison and
Gleeson. He will be prepared to meet,
on the above }remises, those who may
want good seer.. potatoee, On Saturday of
each week. ALLAN HOBSON-.
167-13t
DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP.
THE Partnership hetet fore existitig
• under the name of VE ITY & ROS8,
Exeter Agricultural Wo ks, has tflis
day mutually dissolved. All book ac-
counts and notes belonging to the late
firm must be paid to W Verity, and
,All claims against the ilrt4 will be set-
• ed by W. H. Verity. In itness there-
of we each subscribe our ame, this 1st
day of February, 1871.
W. H. VERITY. -
JOHN ROSS.L
The above business mill be carried on
in all its branehes at. W. II. VER TY'S
Agricultural Works, Exeter. I h ve a
lsrge stock of STEEL PLOW.. and
.REAPERS and all kinds of Imple lents
constantly, ou hand, w ich I wil war-
rant to auy purchas 1, and at prices
cheap as the caeapest. All repaiijs will
be promptly attended to, and all rders
by mail will have my inimediate tten-
tion. I am thankful to ny numerous
custoniers for their past s pport, and by
strict attention and straigh forward deal-
ing, I trust I shall conk ue to merit
your faitor.
166-4t W. H. VERITY.
CERTAIN PREERYtql N OF THE
M.R. COU
TATCA
Ont
of o
iPE
whi
mat
ciall
is p
as n
pro
and
ed
and
rant
be '
iP
UF
the
fere
wearer, cause a
improvement o
many years
changed. So t
as well as the
• LAZA
295 N otr
era- We employ
TER
AKE AND
JEWELR, Seafoth,
, sole Agen for the sale
r 10e1ebrate
l
'PERFECTED
hTAregou
ClErgl ie Lenses of
d by us, from
ei 1 manuf ctured -espe-
or Optic purposes. It
r , hard, au( brillaat, and
ar Achrom tic as can be
uced. ' 'the peculiar form
84entifie ac uracy attain -
y the aid o complicated
costly ma hin.ery, war
iis• in ase ting them t(
IIE MDS P.ERFE09
CThOLS VER MAN
CITURED. They assis
ight moitb "lliantly, con
S3 and. co fort on th
continuous and abidini
the eyes, a d last a great
"thout eq irmg to be
ley are the CHEAPEST
ITZ.1T4
C 1 01P R IS Co.
• Dame Stre 4, (ip stairs),
lontreal.
T)' ell( rs.
IN CAN
Between JOSE
.T A M ES Mc N'
KIDD, Defe
r' hereby app
the Village of
ron, merchant,
RY
It Ki, laintiff, and
ULICL'af a d THOMAS
dents ;
14th Dece ber, 1870.
int THOM S K1DD, of
, 'Worth, Co inty of Hu-
- ieceiver in his case
J , A. BOYD. Mast r,
All parties in ebted to the htcflrn of
, KIDD & MeMULK1N
and settle the s ITO at oneelain
THOMAS
, Seaforth, Dec. 21,. 1870.
leaeall
oblige.
KID!).
159-tf
20,000 DR SSED
TURK YS',
pEESE, CHI KENS,
—AND-I-
3DT.TOS..
HE subscriber will pay the' highest
cash price for the a ove quantity of
well -fatted and nicely dlressc.tt poultry,
delivered at Ithe
Egg Emporium.
Main Street, Seaforth.
The poultry should not be drawn and
the heads and feet should be left on.
CAI paid for Venison either saddles
or whole deer.
. D. WILSON,
Seaforth, Nov. 3o, 18*). 125-tf.
VIOLET INK.
J. SEATTIER,
EXCHANGE i3ROKER,
And dealer in 'Pure
DUOS CHEMICALS AND DYESTUFFS,
PEI: F UM E RY,
FAINIOYAND TOILET ARTICLES
F 1
Agent for Sewing Ma`thines. Money
to lend on easy toms.
Pure Wines and L guars for medi-
cinal puiposes.
J. EATTER,
Seaforth, NOT. 3, 187 59-tf.
iyiR. JOHN THoMPSON
mitANKS his numerous customers for
their liberal patronage during the
last fifteen years, and trasts he will re-
ceive:its continuance,
He has now on hand. a large assort-
mentof Good. Sound
Green Hemlock !
Which he warrants will give satisfaction.
ALSO
FENCING- AND DRAINING
' LUMBER,
ALWAYS KEPT ON HAND.
• —
200,00 FEET OF PINE
I CUT Fo
BUILDING AND CENER L PURPOSES
Which he offers on liberal terms. Or-
ders will be promptly attended to.
Th
of M
from
Se
• Mill is situated 04 the Townline
Killop and Hulled 3 and miles
he Huron Road.
orth, Nov. 16, 18*). 84-tf.
TEE GREAT FEMALE REMEDY,
JOB MOSES' .PERIODICAL PILLS.
Thi invaluable inediciine- -is unfailing
in th cure of all those painful and dan-
gerou diseases to which -he feroale con-
stitut on is subject. I moderates all
execs and removes all ol4structions, and
t
a spe cly cure may be rel ed .on.
To marriec ladies i. is peculiarly
suited. It will, in a sla rt time, bring
on the monthly periocl w th regularity.
These Pills should not be taken by Fe-
males during the First Three Months of
Pregn ncy; as they are sitire to bring on
Misca iage, but at any ofbher time they
are sa e.
tit- 11 Cases of Nerv us and. Spinal
Affect one, Pains in the J.lack and Litnbs,
Fatiggi e on slight exertio , Palpitation of
the he rt, Hysterics, '-aald Whites, thcse
Pills ill effect a curf? ,when all other -
means have failed: and a thcugh a pow-
erful iernedy. do not con ain iron, calo-
mel, a tiniony, or anyt ing hurtful to
the co stitution.
Full uirections in the pamphlet around
each p kage, which shoold be carefully
preser ed.
JOB 111 SES, NEW YORK, SO:LE PROPRIETOR.
$1.0 and 12t- cents for. postai:-
closed to Northrop (I: Lynian, Newcastle
Ont., eneral agents for the Dominion,
will insure a bottle containing over 5W
pills b • return mad.
C-410' old in Seaforth by E. Hickson and
14
Co. 'and R. Lumsd en ;, A. at eph ens,
...Nlit,ch 11 ; J. 8. Coombs, Clinton, and
all Me licinc Dealers. -
NO1',IIIROP & LYMAN, Newcastle,
Scle _Agents. !
D. McNAUGHT
TXTOULD respectfully iatimate to the
inhabitants of Seaforth and viSm-
ity, that he still continues to carry on
Business as usual, in the ()Id stand, on
the North road..
Jobbing of all kind, and l'Iorse-sho ing
especially, promptly attended to.
eGr Terms reasonable.
164-tf DAVID McNAUGH .
tt
0
Pa.
fn
S 13iv3a 3NI0IO31Al
-11
F-
0
5
MARen 2, 1871;
THE SEAFORTH
Lumber Yard.
-MAYBEE & MACDONALD
Beg to inform the public that they haye
opened a LUMBER YARD in Seaforth,
near Shearson's Mill, on the ground for..
merly -used as a Lumber Yard, by Mr.
goodT h Tohmt aa ssy s woL erte keepenconstantly on hand a.
of ALL KINDS Op
LUMBER, dressed and undressed.
Also,
LATH AND SHINGLES,
All of which they are prepared to sell at
the lowest possible prices, for Cash.
Builders and others will find it to their
good inducements to cash' purchasers.
advantage to inspect our stock,1:10a.ltafe-
certain our prices before turhcaeing els( -
where, as we are in a position tooffer
MAYBE E & MACDON AU.
Seaforth, Dec. 29, 1870.
N 0 R WA Y OATS.
WO years ago the subscriber obtained
from Jotats & CLARK, NOW York, 1
peek of D. W. RANSDALE'S Norway Oats,
for which I paid Four Dollars, I soweti
them on one-third of an acre and obtained
Thirty-five Bushels; 1aowed thenzagaie
last year and have now a quantity on
hand, which I offer for 'sale at the follew-
ing prices :—From one bualiel to ten, one
dollar pet. beetle]. ; ten buzhels and up-
wards, seventy-five cents per bushel.—
They are the most productive oats that
have been tried in this part of the coun-
try. 1 warrant the above true to name
and free from any foul seeds.
EDWARD TURNER. -
Tuckersinith,
Lot 29, 3rd Con., 11. R. 164-8*
FARMS FOR. SALE.
TOR Sale Lot No. 22, 13th Contession
Township of McKillops. containiag
Otte _Hundred Acres, forty -live of which
are cleared. well -fenced, and a never fail-
ing stream of water PlITIS through one
corner. No buildings. Also, the unex-
pired term of eight years of the lease of
part of Lots 27 and 28, 1.2th -concession,
with the privilege of 'purchasing at any
time. Purchase money $1,275, to extend
over a period of ten years. This lot is
all -wood -lead. For furtbea particulars
apply to the undersigned.
THOMAS STEPHENS,
. Seaforth,
January 11, 1871. 162-tf
MONEY TO LEND.
ON Farm or desirable Village Property
at 6i per cent. Payments made to
suit the borrower. Apply to
A. G. McDOUGALL,
Insurance Agent and
CommisSioner, Seaforth„
or to JOHN SEATTER,
Exchange Broker,
Seaforth.
January 13, 1871. 162-6m
JUST THE THING FOR ALL.
WARM, CHEAP AND GOOD
CLOTHING
FOR ALL CLASSES.
What varied taste around we see,
Wherever we may press
What Fashions gay, for work or play,
ln every point of Dress
As seasons roll, so costumes change,
Fresh beauties daily -spring,
Whilst ANDERSON'S DRESS maintains
fame,
For all it's just the thing.
Ask those Who bask in paincely hnth
Who lead the world of dress;
,Ask those in humble spheres of life
Their opinions to express;
And one and all those facts 'endorse,
Which through all Canada ring,
That -ANDERSON'S Clothing is for all,
In -truth, the very thing.
For field sports, boating trips and tours,
For ocean, rail or road,
It it appropriate in each part,
Substantial. anaare and good.
To constitute it first-class work,
Experienced _artists bring
Their coinbined knowledge,,And, of
course,
Produce it just the thing.
To suit all wearers, ample care
Is fully now displayed;
The choice is most astounding, too,—
The largest in the trade.
If savings, now, to meet the times,
Judiciously you'd bring,
Why, purchase, then, Anderson's dress;
It is the -very thing.
A choice Stock of Scarfs, Ties, Collars
and Cuffs always on nand.
T K ANDERSON
Merchant Tailor,
160-tf Seaforth, Ontario.
WM. N. WATSON
ALWAYS HAS ON HAND THE
-
mix
SEWING MACHINES
IN THE MARKET,
Either for Family use, or for Manufac-
turing purposes. Both single -threaded
and double -threaded, and kea-stitch
Machines can bo supplied.
Perfect satistaction guaranteed, and
instructions given to purchasers gratis.
WM. N._ WATSON
Can also insure property againat Fire and
Marine Disaster, and Life and Limb
against death and accident, with the
best Companies, being Agent for
The Liverpool and London and Globe,
(English.)
The Provincial of Canada, (Canada.)
The Gore District Mutual, (Village and
Fano.)
The Niagara District Mutual, (Village
and Fern].
The Travelers of Hartford, (Life and
Accident.)
Losses Liberally A djusted and
Promptly Sett/ed.
MONEY TO LEND
At moderate rates of interest. No com-
missimi, and expenses moderate.
MORTGAGES bought on equitable
terms. 160
IN_VOID QUA CK8.----A victim of early
indiscretien, causing nervous debi 1 -
it -v. premature demy, etc., having tried
in vain every advertised remedy, has a.
simple means of self -cure, which he will
seed free to his fellow-aufferers. Address
-T. 11. TUTTLE, 78 Nassau s t., New
York •1 -U -6m
MARCH 3, 18r
liasesew
Fanny Fen). on Female Ins
A causes
xf inanity t wri)eti asks, ‘y', itVt
the
‘trorttett 1" I have not mad his v
of the a -natter, -but 1 have sou
notanaied ideas of my own upo
subject First, the universal d
with which all husbands rega
umbrella. No matter how le
the sky, or how heavily the
raay be falling, perisn the th
that they should ever carry at
brella. If they did net al
carry a cane on suchoccasionS
might have some respect fori
• peculiarity and attribute it to j
hire to bury their dilly haini
1 the depths of their pockets ,
Inaking huma& jugs of thems
.as they plod along, itt-at the exte
whichersthey will 7cluve nippei
-t? for this fidelity to theireln
<ad canes, is a marVel to tItegodi
te tleeir wives, I know :pest
--a colon or seMicolon, or inter
tion point is thus indicated; 1
41 full stop," alas .1 never. Tim
of their hate may be a gutter
which tricklets- descend_ over
noses. The substitute of the rill
Iv -looking turned -up coat coibal
plot pi•-evrent 4 so ed necktie,
limp shirt bosom ; but perish'
umbrella I Sometimes when 11
atm, coratex gently lifts the hat ss
eovers at eteir wite thpaghts;
-wearer, after walking two bl.
inquires, as he polishes 'oil MS
hat, "if it isn't tune to go bot
Still, .velaile.he looks Sir the a.
kat, he Clings to that childish :-
e-eilline toy, his cane, With a 14
-and a loyalty which it. were We
he practiced on. more importau
easions. Canes, 'affirm, atand
inost mong the cause e of "insa
among 'Weiner:1." I aln serry t,
obliged to add, .that ,new
eel:tie next. The sxiffee may
the beefsteak may congeal, the,.
may hatch whole broods of chie
but th a "editorial." musts- be
through, and also those "boo
views," al hough the first only
1'you are another I' and the
too often. praises or censures, ;a.
-ieg to the amount of advert
!sent to the paper by the book
Esher 1- Such is man 1 . Another
fill cause of insanity uinong wl,
us the discussion of Carlyle or
euley while the uplifted ear.
knife gleams in. the air- and hu
, ie knsevine• the vitals of a ma
pectaut rata*. -Literature
good thing, but so is roas
Again, out lunatic aeyluins are
of women whose husbands ean 0
be pursuaded to go in time to
tare or conceit, or a public *Ake
-
of any kind, under the stereot‘
inveressiou that -"there will he
-
body there." That this is a tr
parent sham of laziness makes
snime no less disaskons in its ree
eta to "back setts,'!' or no seats at
The sweet ill13015tTiCe with wh
:after ninety-nine experiments of '
lkind, a man will venture on.
hundredth, and lift his areeteAll
-tonished eyebrows at the gad
throng„.and exelaita " Who 1,
have believed it r is as exaspera
:as it is raonotonous. Alas .1 t
would fail th telt of these little
noyances which tell on eur to
• stonace how, every night regnia
ze, woman will be asked, even i
!heat- of summer, "if she thinks t'h
*ire bed -clothes enough 1"--lt
when. mending a husband'sv-coat, .
iinds a letter in the pocket IA
pre,: lin the post office, end which;
teziletedivmgeraov; hien three weeks befor
is Sadie..----114172i.ilydeFle7 rtlirti.12,7rezn .
Alay ireceived from .the friend N
the aa -ore 1 zontemplate, the milli
eliould have bad it. Gd heave
phials the frigid bow she on. t
The Victims of the War.
The following letter is front
sEningillaisshuiladaY quietn
t order v% —"Allav
at the soup kitchen that we find
need onty go twice a week, and
-cooki.s as deeply interested -in
•euccess a$ we are. When we a
gested to her the advantage of
ing the bones, she replied that
ss-ould do it to get more for
-bouillon de malades." ' With
sonp she feeds the babies -made
plans by the war.. ' One of th
ahildrrest. does her esriaecial credg.
another had fired to woods, talt
'what ehe could with her, whe
heard of the appreadh of the
mans. The child was brought i
1 il iflt:ittZ,iii01,11ittai.'iolio' ttteetlitnihilatte:leorinh, ;idirbzhi:niie1 e el Atifngreatdrexteas.ibeneatheraetn a(vis .1.Itit eoialfrifee"wr eaih,oNlice tii_irnt3gthe l shgl i:1 isiElltd, :a:in ih;:e:de:;:vPlzi'r
otn
-tatinglv adopted the oert-pl7r/D.'
ittt
work, her /souse sacked, and tb
, - , ew posse -es -son near
e stove. The child Ishiked w
: wrfol wiee
.very clean. The only thine's beg
and the one4little rag aronn4 it
.., . a . .,
-.ere th au old woman in the
tilestrfa her shw: li, .
ISati8rketi011. When we wrote on
e e 0 or the oabv
soup licket u Peat for are lytb
,
er eager fate ,expre.ssed the livel