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The Huron Expositor, 1870-11-25, Page 1874. past favours. /Asa Seaforth r. have on hand G S, TER' WORK, CASH. do well to give eheret st door ain St }RRISON‘ eery of Canade - Robe Ilse/trance ,aneeeoeepany. ranee ea.., of England, •ofite every five maptiy settled. to coesult the. rity and in the nee on ell de - ND, d to, be re-pai suita.bIe an er s to pay off 'rges, and ex- UITABLE INES- amily Ilse, an s, are kept ale ded and Don- hinea can be aranteed, and ,etis„ Insurenext Depot, North 121-- liberalpatron- encing buss - merit a eons done, eon eatnesse mad - LAUB BROS. of the Come tot Room,. in &y the 22nd AD-AbISON„ ounty Clerk. 153s2— es WM1. F VOL:: 3, NO. 51, "Freedom in Trade—Liberty in R`eligionr—.Equalit; in Civil Righte". EDTIOR & PUBLISHER. SJAFORTII, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1870. BUSINESS °ARDS. MEDICAL.' iflob TRACY, M. D. Coroner for the County of Jai. Iluron, Office and. Residence—One door East of the Methodist Episcopal Church. I Seeforhh, Dec. 14th„ 1868 53-ly R,C.MOORE, M. D., a M. (Graduate lof McGill I eUnrversity, Montreal,) Physician-, 'Burgeon, &c. Office and residence Zurich, Ont. Zurich, Sept. 7th, 1870. 144. TAMES STEWART, M. D., C. M., Graduate' pJ of McGill University, Montreal. PhysiCiane SurgeonI&c. Office and residence :—At MR K' . - COOS. Varn4. TA,R. W. R. SMITH, Physician, Surgeon, etc. Office,—Opposife Veal's Grocery. Resi- dence—N ain-street, North. Seaforth, Dec. 14, 1863. 534y • TT L. VERCOE, M. D. C. M.,.Physician, Sur- geon,, etc.. Office and. 1 eantence, corner of Market and. High Street, iro ecliately in rear of Kidd & McMulk in's Store. Seaforth, Feb. 4th. 1870: 53-1y. T CAM BELL, M. D. 0. M., (Graduate of Mc- -0 Gill University, Montreaa) Physician, kSeir- geon, etc., Seaforth, Office and 'Residence—Old Post Office Building, up stairs, where he will be found by night or day when. at home. Seaforth. July 15th, 1869. 844y • L\EG:AL. - F. WALKER; Attorney -at -Law and So -1 e licitor in -Chancery, - Conveyancer, Notary public &c. Office Of the Clerk .of the Peace, Court ifouse, Goderieh, Ont. - le.B.—Money to lend at 8 per cent on -Farm Lands. Goderich, 1870. 112-1y. ,CAUGIIEY & HOLMSTEAD, Barristers, Attornes at Law, Solicitors in Chancery and _insolvency, --Notaries, Public- and Conveya.nc- ers. Solicitors for. the R. C. Bank, - Seaforth, Agents for the Canada Life Assurance Co. B.—$30,000 to lend at 8 per cent. Farms, • Houses and Lots for sale. Seaferth, Dec. 14th, 1868. 53-tf. DENSON & MEYER, Barristers and Attorney at Law, Solicitors in Chaaecery 'and Insolv- ency, Conveyancers, Notaries Public, etc., Of- fices,—Seafortle and Wroxeter. Agents for the Trust and Loan Co. of Upper Canada, and the Colonial Securities Co. ef London, England. Money at 8 per cent; no commission, charged. J.S. H. BENSON,' H. W. C. MEYER,. Seaforth, Dec. 101h 1868. 53-ly e CtItTG 0 THOSE -WH CLI - YOU. - There are many friendsaf s Wh are Ikind while flewe But en winter chills the • The' depart with thiif p On th broad highway of t ac Fri ds of worth are far a n one has proved Olin to him that clings. t 13 mmer, • bloom, lossoma, !fume. 1011, d few e riends ip, you. o no harsbly judge you n ighber ,Do ot deem his life untr e, f he akes no great preten ions, Deet s are great though w rdi are few. hose vho stand.amidst the i erupest, Fir as when the skiesear blue, I ill b friends while life en ureth, .Clin to those who clih t you. ' 91 en yoe see a-worthy;1#ot er, Buffeting the stormy main, , end a helping hand frafin, 1, Till he reach the shore ga n ; on't desert the old an , tie friend -When misfortune coinsin view, For he that needs friend comfo •_Cling to -those that clin to you. ts,, • THE ,NOBLEIHER A LEGEND OF PALM R Aur llian's legions swarm di ar And. Palmyra I and t e city seemed doome : to fall into his I power ; yet Zenobia showed no igns of yield- ing. er soldiers were brave'and rusty and her two ge eralel.experienced and skill 91. But one was tr ether us, although sh it niett An- tiochu had sold himself to e. prince], bribe_ the emperor iad offered to Win this pa eral to hie purpose ; to ma. e him peer - nue of die city, td hold it ef f ,r 40B14, and give la' for wife the peerless itgii Julia, Zen- obia's d lighter. IAnti 'dins was not proof ag hist his offer and. resolve, to betray his eountry to i perial Rome. To furt er his intent he soun ed • is colleague general, Zabdas,: who held t e o ef•comneand Zabdas was a dark stern manl, all Egyptian by birth he had entered thesei • e •ft -he Paiute.- rene qn en, and by his hravery aucl nowledge of the art of war had gained hr many ictories. He it was wihose victorious arm had be back Sapor the Pere an Empeior, and driv alb] myriads bit - fore himi like the sands of the c1esc, before the simoon's blast. This was the than that Ant oNi s sought to make a traitor of. Ther met upon he esplei ade before enobia's palace, which,b ilt upon the brow of q. hill, looked down tip n. Pa I, yra. The 'Roman e bassy were even thenl wit in the walls making known Anrelian's terms te.Z nebia. An- tiochirs d rkly hinted at the offer h had receiv- ed ham Rome. -Tke -Egyptian le • him to the verge Of the hilL A Cass 'down your :eyes, nay lord " he said— "you s -el om do—look down t e rno intain side, down the marble pavement stre ehe • below, an tell me w 'at you see ?" " The eight's too great," ans e ez• Antiochuse bewildere at the question. "Nou ht but the fragment f a tattered robe thatling• to a Jut- DENTAL. G. W. HARRIS, L. D. S. Arti ficial Dentures inserted with all the latest improvements. The greatest uare taken fur the preservation of decayed and tender teeth. Teeth extracted withoxt pain. Rooms over Collier's Store. , Saeforth. Dec. 14, "1868. HOTEL see OOMMERC1AL HOTEL, , James: Laird, proprietor, affords erst-Class accom- modation for the trayelling public. The larder and bar are always supplied with the beat the markets afford., Excellent stabling in connectiou A inleyville, April 23, 1869. 70-tf; • KoNx,s, HOTEL (LATE WARP'S) The un- dersigned begs thank the publie for the liberal patronage awarded to him in times past in. the hotel business, and also -to inform them that he has again resumed business in the above stand, where he will be happy to -have a, call from old friends, and many new ones. - THOMAS KONX. Seaforth, May 5, 1870. 12d-tf. n H T Rs ROSS, Proprietor. New Dominiootel begs to inforra,the people of Seaforth and, th the travelline community generally, that hekeeps Jufirst-class acconmiodation in. es ry thm' g required w by travellers. A good. stable cl willing hostler always on hand, Regular 13oa den will receive every necessary attention. ) Seaforth, Feb. 8th, 1869, 63-1y. '-being ton,.had raised me up so grea , tharnien would bo before me as a god, a d el..e so mean the dust nd"scum of earth wer jfit ornpanions for me. ow answered I the he ald 7 1 dashed - I na,' bush." ' L' . . .. 1 1 "Two ears ago„"continsted Z lida , "a power d as yo diel how, aewards fo . aeli ons wbieh, ike Rom , essayed to *in melte it aid, The messenger stood here, as we stand no ; proffer - the villian over the parapet! T hyenas di their duty ; and ther left of him • Antioch s slunk away. He had 's answer. He knew h mut be wary of this iiig tiap. ; in him he. ha, a foe to dread. s Zabdas , used as he slowly entered the palace. "Rome panders,, with ' him," he rIurmured. "Julia the pricel 0 Isis ! price of • reachery ! and yet wh t angel but might tun. a d vil to win so exquisit a 'need for sin ? , If he wrong her," he confirm d, passionately_a "if he betray Pal- my-ra—if h should bleach the roses from her che,ek, or s t the current of her tears abroach, m ay thunthr rive me, if I will not fall upon hitrt ' like an aval riche and crush him ' to dnet !" , These words revealed the secre of his heart e stern an iron man of war loved the gentle - lie, Bu he was soon to learn how hopeless aZsenthjis obiaad Pas'i11°sent her answer to Aurelian, and , - • 1, informed 1i. ,4 that she would give him battle. to the last. Z bdas approved of her decision, for he was her chie counsellor, and she coflijulted him upon her e ery action ; but ther was one whb seemed ill a • ease at the prospect q the confiner ed war. T 's i was Zabdas' favorite officer, a young Romac named Graechus who forced from' 1 , I , his native ci. y by some dark injury, had sought a shelter at Zenobia's -court. The beauty and grace of Juli had at once enthralled his heart, and. his • yo ng wed manly bearing made him a rival to be fe red by hell other suitors. Fieding h m thus moody ' Zabdas questioned.' ilim";Sahsotp°its abuse. 1dadas fall and you wear still this lovesickesha etere" he said, "who then will lead the soldiers o Palmyra against the foe i" - "Antriochu-a" answered Gracchus, moodily ; to whom, if , e survives the fury of the . battle, and ,Persia's - ' e ltures And flie all that is DRITISEI EXCHANGE HOTEL, GOPERICH, _ILP ONT., J.. CALLAW2tY, PROPRIETOR ; J. 8. WILLIAMS, (late of American Hotel, Warsaw, N.' Y. ) Manager. This hotel has recently been new- ly furnished, and refitted throughout, and is now one of the most enmfertable and commodious in the Provinee. Good Sample Rooms; for Coininer-' cial Travellers. Terms liberal. Goderich, Aprif 1.4, 1870.• 123-tf. 1VIISCELLANEOUS. 0 HARP'S LIVERY STABLE, MAIN ST., S F.,1EORT-H. First Class Horses and Carriages always on hand at reasonable terms. R SHA.RP, Prop •etor. Seaforth, May 5th, 1870. 3-tf---- • 0 MAIL L & CROOKE, Architects, Ac. ,1 Plans and eipecifications drawn correctly. Carpen- ter's, Plasterer's. and Mason's work, measured and valued. Office—Over J., C. Detlor & Co.'s store, Court -House Square, Goclerich. Go lerich, April 23, 1869. ' 79-1y. W. McPFIILLIPS, Provincial Land Sur- -eyors, CiVil Eneineers, etc. All manner of Conveyancing done with neatness and dispatch G.MePhillips, Commissioner in B. R. Office— Next door aouth of Sharp's Hotel, Seiforth.. Seaforth, Dec. 14, 1868. 53-ly D ILAZLE11` URST, Licensed Auctioneer- for _LI. the County of Huron. Goderich, • Ont Particular attention paid to the sale of Bankrupt Stock. Farm Stock Sales attended on Liberal Terms. Goods Appraised, Mortgages Foreclosed, Landlord'it We/Tants .Exectited. Also,. Bailiff First Division Court for Huron. - Goderich, Jane 9th, 1869. 76 •.if u a ,er, the queen has prom- ised the hand of Julia." The Egypti:n was startled by this reply. "You drea.o !" he cried, excitedly. "Dare I t st you ?"- asked Gracchus, swayed by,a sudden t ought. "With your whole soul, Gracchus," answered Zabdas, impressively. 'Can -we hoop our hearts like mortal things?" 'cried Gracehu , impetuously. "Can we ghat outi from them th 'r menarch love ?" Why ask e this?" answered Zabdas, with emotion. - "T you • , you I—love ?" No, Zabd s; for I know your soul hath but , one mistress the world and that is Palmyra's glory." - " 0 yes—ye ,"yeturned the Egypti " Well then,'our love----" "1 tremble hen I speak, lest you devise me, but it masters el e—it is my breath, my s-u,nlight, myehgion' How I love Julia " • "julia !" ec oed Zabdas, gasping . "Like the birds love dayda.wn, continued Gracchus, too Da ich absorbed in his rhapsody to heed his . fries d's emotion, "or the flowers, of fresh rain tha brings them life .anc beauty out • of heaven: A d she returns the love" ri; bitterly.. , Zabdas shivered at these_wosds. "Returns it ?" be cried, t emulously. . " y I are ,sure of that? She told you BO with her o lips?" 'Gracchus smiled at the eagerness of the qu se tion. "Hath nothing else a voic but the inanimate and bell -like tone°ue, that a,n were but the will t" he asked. . "A look, a sigh—it is with thee Julia declared her love, and these alone 11 nerve me to dispute the gol en prize with pro d Antiochus." ' " He, Antiochus, love !" cried Zabdas, sco fully, 1. and such an incarnatede gentleness s Julia's ; and Why not ? the -nian is human. o seek her ?" he added quickly. "1 would.spea .. with!her • , and if she loves you ---Go. go. I Gracchus haitened away and the Egyptian w s left to his own bitter thoughts. Still he had ke • t his secret—held it in, though it came' spoutin upward like a flood of burning lava ; and he wa resolved it should burn him u —cpnsume hiroi .to ashes before it found an utterance. ' Now Julia really loved Gracchus, at was to be done. Why, let them -and he would call on Heaven t bless them both. A noble heart had the sam stern Egyptian ! A shriek aronsed him from his sad reveries and Julia came rushing towards him in B franti manner. The cause of her alarm was quickie told. • Gracchus had been that instant slain struck by a base assassin in the corridor ----a ma muffled in a inantle, She , had seen the blow, but not the face of the striker. Her brain seem .ed bursting, as with distracted accents she told the dreadful story. As he hastened to the melte of the assassina- tion Zabdas, burning to revenge his friend, brief- ly intorrotated her. I "Yon s y you marked not well the man who struck the blow ?" he asked. 'Was he tall or short r • " In I the, one glance I had of him," answered oJfuAlian,4101 ewhere bout the stature less, upon t hchenisse.enmefd smn Gremlins lay prostrate and mot 'spot where Zabdas understobd it all. They reached he marble pavement. The Egyp knelt beside -him and raised his head tend from the ground, ; He know death's image w for he had been familiar With his dread pres 'since firalehe flashed his falchion on the ba field. ' ' I , "Joy; joy, my Julia !" he e clairn.ed. "He is net dead !" ! " • Not dead !" grasped Juli , with delight and wonder. , i "No, not deadt, but yet upon he brink of unfathomed i lake that runs intotensity." "What Means the rumor of attempted mu er ?" asked a voice, and looking up Zabdas held Antiochus with a. pitiless &pressi�n u his face. ' The Egyptian sprang to his feet confrunted his colleague sternly. "See, noble Antiochue, the cursed hand of some all-sacraligious wretch hath struck life's the temple !" he cried. "But there's , et may live." uch," replie - Antioch s, coldly, sur- e wounded man, "the b QW WU sure." d !I Were you far- ofl when he was emended Zabdas, quick me changed. color. " hc answered, shortly. awithe wound inflicted? WHOLE NO. 155 Rome. They were brought into the presence Aurelian.. hau the Pride Wit love forth on the ion- tian erly the temple." ell, Upon inquiry euce badly wounded, itle- •into the temple. to prevent the , Zabdas standin at his feet, as Iwounded to the do this act of ag the GraCchus sprang and told hini Of rd.- cut aWay his ba be- ak felled by th pon and _ of hty queen," he said, " the evil of which you turned our offerings of the winds. Palmyra is a, name for something levelled with the dust of earth, and its proud qneen but lackey to that power she greeted with siich scorn." "Taunt on," returned Zenobia, proudl "were ,I year conqueror I should triumph over you, so say your worst" - Aurelian next addressed Gracehus, -- "See the renegade to honor and to Rome, be cried, "0» the road to death !" s "Aurelian, ,answered Gracchus, calmly, "dea h is to the soldier scarce a terror. Wronged y your great predecessor on the throne, in Flavi s Claudius' power mine was a life risk, and fleeiag here I found a welcome, by my- lanel denied, and for its love I loved it as my OW11. Kill me—but I struck at Parthians, and the -Roman mercer- iiLries, but not pon my sword rests there onedro of fellow Roman's blood." ' A number 'f Aurelian's„ officers confirmed this statement. he Emperor smiled benignantly• . "It would 11 become my triumph. he said, " to stain it ith revenge. Gracchus, take, in place of that wrested from you by the Emperor Claudius, par on and honors from Aurelian. I While the oung soldier remained speechless with surprise nd gratitude, the emperor. turned to Zenobia an thus addresshd her: : ." We fough against your pride, Zenobia, and it is levelled n w—so ends our eninity. Wewho were foes an h ur ago, the causeor quarrel past, are friends aga n. Beyond the Tiber glitter bright lands, where y a shall queen it yet, hon.ored an loved. You h ye a daughter --2 Zenobia inte upted hira with a scream, while every limb see ed palsied. • "If she live she lives to 'perish !" she ex- claimed. " No ; I issued orders to preserve you both' at every peril." "1 have ren ered null your every 'caution," she cried, distr tedly. "Should the city- fall, Zabdas is bourn by solemn oath, lest she should. fall into Rome's marauding hands, to kill her in , it was ascertained that Zabdas, had last been seer. bearieg. Julia They hastened with all speed needless sacrifice: They found by the altar and Julia kneeling f in prayer. The general -was eath, but he had life enough to )fly. -His sreord was lifted when forward, caught him by the arm, • he emperor's clemency. Zabdas tered sword, and like a stately - woodman's axe, his stalwart orm sunk slowl down. • "The gods bite; you both !" he murmured. d with these ords the brave spirit fled. and the noble heart ceased to beat., i i) altar in hope he s" Not veying ti: ',' Inde strek f" - Antioc 'Nor "How neither sa struck ?" - " How ? a wounds faMiliar to me ?" . "True, true," returned Zabd satisfied. ' - He summoned his soldiers and conyeyed to his quarters'and. so cheered Julia with the assurance of her lover's recovery that she withdrew with a lightened heart. A portion of the solder a remained, and, at a iign from Zab- das, closed in around Antiochus, much to his sur- prise. ' "What means this ?" he demanded haughtily —"A ca,ptive !" I Zabdas raised his finger warningly—that finger which had soon after pointed the decisiire charge that brought victory.' "If Gracchus dies, Anticlehut," he said; and there was at resonant ring in his deep voice, "to,- . morrow shall see yeti hanging from the batthi- Y. kn w you then the bl w is sure, who w if given, nor were near when it was I not a soldier—are not death and , app'a.rently, had Gracchus ments. T kept hisw The bafi as led aw, ink .of Egyptiati has always rd.' , ed traitor, and would -be -murderer, y a prisoner. , Gracchus (lid not I die ; a1thougl his wound as a severe °lie he soon began to.ra nd, and An-. iochus was 'restored. to liberty, - but Zabdas had a strict wet& kept. over his actions.' Gracchus's 1 ecovery wa hat Julia -er daughte wayed by t onsent tot nd they we eserted lie thaetisflec spring o g oll ade hatefn The night .r, . abdas rece ved startling intelligence, brought, y the trust freedman, Alcande, whom he had s t to keep ah eye upon the scheming Antiochus.' hastened by the gladi intelligence - as to be his Zenobia, ' satiefied that really loved the young soldier, and e advice.pf Zabdas, had given her e nion.1 , If the worst ibefelt then4. onquered (arid° hope had almost , it were better that , Julia died in life, with her young heart's 'wishes n live to share a • cortqaerer's bed, by. its -shameful splendor. w s fixed. for the n-uptials -when- he traitor had ed frem the c4-anjoined the €4iperor, and it was reported that he meditated al treacherous as ault upon the city, to take Zen- obiaeaptive, and to seize the person of the princ- es at the very altar-and,force her to be his. Zabdas took energetie means to frustrate the villain's scheme' surrounded. the temple th his choicest troops, and whilst the only - omen upon'earth that had eve; awakened one t nder emotion in. his hinely heart exchanged her v i ws with another—from her, even as a faithful over her happiness. •g, he watdied The nuptui ls were celebrated and Julia and G acchus wer united, and. in the bli .) ss of the mo- m nt they ere- unconscious of the istrife that ra ed without. Za,bdas met Antiochus as he led th- Romans to t1 te attaok, slew him with his own h nd, and droVe he invaders back. Bat this at- ta k was only the preliminary of a grand on- e.' ught that 4ur&ian had pla,nned that night. oon his seia4 legions began te pour into the deoted cityhe ew-macle bridegroom, eras forced toleave his bride and grasp his 8Nttord and mingle inthe strife. ' Z nobia hastened to place herself atthe head of he 'soldiers to animate and inspire m. And f realest in the battle's t toweie- th fron ed. the warliklform of Zabdas the Egyptiart. night loig the battle raged fiercely in the stieets, and wheu morning dawned upon the en- ,' sa guined scene Palmyra had fallen and Zeisobia I anjl Gracchus Were captives to the mperor of .e Trous eau in Germany. ," furnished by the bride's pa- efly of linen, both household enerally sufficient to last a life - to the rank and means of the rich mother buys what is best The "troussea rents, consists c nd body linen, t me, and adapte ride, Thus the a d finest in the shops; the less richeme buys -up gradually, years 1efore the occasion, good strong household linen, carefully kept in lavender, and cit up and sewed by the girl herself When her marriage is settled. The poorer classes do the 8 me, beginning ahnost at the birth of the girl; aid the peasant woman grows or buys her flax, gins it herself, a d lays by a provision of strong linen, durable as sailcloth for her (laughter, as her Mother and gran mother did before her. The pilide of e German ' woman, no 'reader of what ligossips as one of the rank, is in her linen -press • and it is exhibited to fr ends and discuseed wit chef subjects of a female Oonyersation. It hap - pe s rarely that any 'well -fitted -out WOMn has to add any Material:store to her treasure. The je elry is invariably - the present of the bride- gre om. He presents to his betrothed the °Ima- m nts suited to the rank and station he intends to - ;lace her in. The rich man presents his pearis an 1 diamonds ; the less rich one, his pretty gold o aments, the simple artisan, his plain gold br och, with a lock of his hair at the back, to be worn by his loving Wife solemnly on grand occa- sio s to the end of her days, and at the last be- queathed affectionately to some loved harlividual as ier best treasure. The wedding -dress is Jike- %Vi81 graduated.; From the serviceable black silk of tie artisan's wife, it ascends through all shades of sefulness—brown, dark blue, gray, light gray, to the simple white taffetas, and the wetly white filth e antique. This constitutes no class differ - enc ; every woman chooses naturally the sort of which her friends and relations have ehesen in't lair turn, and the wedding gown,likethe one clio en by the Vicar of Wakefield.'s -wife, is as useful as any other article of the " trousseae." Besirles this, the prudent " middle-class mother care ully puts into a, little purse the pieces of gold proe'cled by the "governor" for another I pretty gown, and gives it to the bride for by -and bye, when it is wanted, when the wedding, clothes are soiled, and the young matron does not wish to wee the old-fashioned things of her "trousseau." The Wedding gift, we are assured, give rise oc- casionally to some little grumbling, but even thesd are inanaged in the -same methodical style. The ijrst principal is that the gifts are for the "yo ng honsehold," not for the young lady.— Accordingly they are invariably adapted to the rank, station, and means of the young couple, and arra ed on a preconcerted plan, so that dupli- cates are impossible ; yet every giver's means and indiv dual tastes are duly regarded. The result is that as all is well considered and well -fitted togetlicr, the young people start in life with a well-fittccl house, prettier and more valuable than: would be the case if provided by themselves alone. From the richest to the poorest household, the wed ng gifts are ever preserved, valued, a,nd ex- hibited from pride or vanity or affection- • and no giver'objects to see his gift treasured for life as the wedding gift which is to last a life. ele • ale TO2-ING THE NAIL.—A man who had purchas- ed a pair of new shoos, finding the road to be rather a rough one, concluded to put the shoes kave been for the shoes." _... ' under his arm, and walk home barefooted. After a while he stubbed his great toe, taking the nail off as ' clear as a whistle." "How lucky !" he exclai ed ; "what a tremendous lick that would THE THREAD OF A JOKE.—Old Mrs. Pains was r ading the foreign news by a, late Arrival. "Oot n is declining !" exclaimed the old lady. "Well, 1 thought as much—the last thread I used *as,rcenarlably feeble." iI VAR IETIES.. Green gages—Young Lovers' vows. Latest Fashions for Evening Costume.—The Close of day. When women come to sit in the jury box, pos- sibly infants may get to be criers in court Men are generally like waggons, they rattle prodigiously when there is nothing in them. Nothing like a cold in the head to humble a man. It is pretty sure to bring him to his sneeze. Why is a caterpillar like buckwheat takes' Because it is the grub that -makes the butter. -_y. The man who is very urbane to his *fe before strangers, is generally- " her bane. " be ind litheir - backs. There will be much rejoicing among • usbitnds. All ;the Paris fashion papers have suspe '-ded pub- lication. The man who kan conceal his real kaxakter a pashun, has g t a giant when he iz drunk or karakter. A young man name4 Turn married a ousin of the same name, on the plea that "one rood turn. . deserves another." A writer i11 one of o r religious exclian es says : _ : "I would like to see thinking departinent es- tablished in our theolical schools " A Western editor c 'plained that justice ha the remark that it was A young man in Old ing store, and was sent the clothing store beta "Them soldiers mu set," said an old lady, pass that some sentry is There are two diaect some men haw' poor are not known, arid. the othere becauee t ey are known. • Ho' Ho !—William. Rowe was /arrest Western town the other day for beating with a hoe—as if a man hadn't a right to own Rowe The measles are in Brigham Young's family. to go around,. and several dozens are left It is unnecessary to add that there are not enough a inea,sle. CAN'T BEAR THE3I.--" never could be r chil- dren," said a crusty old maid to Mrs. Partin D.. "Perhaps, if you could; you would. iike them better," mildly replied the old lady. A would be wit asked his uncle if the of a bell did not pit him in mind of his ap ing end. No sir." he replied, "but t puts me in mind of Tours." CAREFUL.—A bridge at Denver, Cal., this notice: "No Ivehicle- drawn by mor one animal is allowed to cross this britle-,e posite directions at the same time." There is a new song called "Father will the bill." Miss Joie e considers it a fine c oition, but her papa can't see it, and Miss bays it is because he his so dreadful deaf. A gentleman who had unfortunately brok n word, is anxious to preemie some cementthee ill repair it. The same composition with hick eople mend. their manners may possibly answer. nsoled a man who come note. been done him, by " very lucky for him." recently:opened a cloth - to jail ifor it. Reason— ed to another in n. t be an awful ishonest for not a nights ems to not relieved of his watch." ly opposite reas e ns why credit—one beca se. th - ey d in a, is wife hoe his tolling roach - rope Sports - than u op - settle •mpo- Jones 9 • his , The Inventor of Spectacles.—�n, a tom stone t Florence is this inscription " Here lies S lvm-* o Armato d Armati, of Florence, the inventor of spectacles. May Gd pardon his sins. The Year 13'1'8A.'r'thur," said a ood natured father to his young hopeful, "I did not know until to -day that you had been whipped last -week," "Didn't you pa ?" replied the hopeful, "I knew it at the t the. ' I Ain't a going to live long, mother" said a wo- b gone looking youngsterone day, to his maternal parent . "Why not, pray ?" "Because iny pan- taloons is all tored out behind," was the conclu- sive answer. A KIND OF CONUNDRUM —A dinner was given recently to parties just back from Europe. One of the hosts asked. what flower are our guests like ? They came over in the China and they are dining at the Astor. BA.R.Num Itic.irr.j rude fellow once told Mr. Barnum he had neva exhibited anything that wasn't a bareface humbug: "Yes, I have," said Mr. Barnum, 11. the bearded lady wasn't barefaced." WILL-AINOITS P1TN.—A baek note—an old dilapidated one, was shown us yesterday, with piece of 'yellow paper pasted on the, back of it, on which was written in a told, free .harid, Go it Bill, I'll beck you !" • An erring Indiana hen was recently found in the back part of a hardware store, where the mis- guided fowl had strugg,led for three weeks, trying to hatch out half a riozen white porcelain door knobs. . 813.0 was very Much reduced. ' "Well my dear," ;aid bur good pastor, at Sunday school, to a tow headed urchin. I am glad to hear you are getting to be a Ipetter bo." "Why, sir," said little Joe looking Up with grave earnestness, "gosh I ain't been sick 1' CANDID, STATEMENT —An honest lady in the country, *hen told of her husband's death, ex- claimed ---"Well, I do declare, our troubles never hen,: and now Mr: Hooper has gone too, poor mcoamnel,a,lone ! ain't a week since I lost my bet e A preacher in Waushara, Wis., has bee x dis- charged for being personal to. his hearers. He said "If you should take a barrel and fili it with Holy Ghost, another an4 fin it with whiskey, and call this congregation lup and let you take your choice, the whiskey would be gone firet," •. THE QUESTION OF CREMATION, or bunfing dead bodies instead of burying thein. for a long time discussed, has again been mooted in respect to the victims of wee. A medical commission has been named in France to examine the subject. In ordi- nary graves, the natural decompositi.bn of bodies produces deleterious gasts,4he injuriOua action of which is now admitted. 'by all hygienists. The quicklime added in large common trenches to has- ten the destruction of bodies does not prevent the disengagement of infectious emanations froth all these putrid corpses and penetrating through the layer of earth which covers them, Thei busireese M hand is not to substitute in ordinary c es..* funeral pile of interment,, but to as ;mount of danger caused, after a great urvivors by the inhumation of a great n corpses withiut a narrow space, and to eine, whether rtheir combustion would not have gr advantage. • p —