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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Expositor, 1870-11-04, Page 1k79. 11111.111.11Ma1 taium4 with goott ee sold on ID whey 149 - 149. ubseriber, Y earlings, the body e other a eody, and son. know - el leaving_ tut e, or wiU LL. 150-4-- sOCK. private Stock :--- of twa tate pony; OWS ; one all near - itch caws r calves ; --en with MiTH, 4th Con. 150-t." LOT .ANt hi. Tuesday. 12 o'clock, llage of Sea- IOSEP-H P. t of Village registered.= Seaforth, 011 COTTAGE_ ale business, Id cheap, It t per raonth. :FM, per. ceitt t-orte month. reoprietor. 150 -td, Ttli- of Na HE SICK LER, SEA - yr -the aate of rAcLEst rom material Ittrposes.. it near Achro- eculiar form ye the aid of warrants us PERFECT 'ACTUREIt. Jetty, ecatfer le a continu- Lei eyes, and Epuring to be tST as well , ,e), Montreal, ON ter re for their last fifteen .contionanee, ssortinent of k isfactiore INE ITRPOSES , Orders will rtment of PHIS! Lis old Gusto- etage to re- ctal proceed - 84.4f: rip IINAN IMENt a. of Serforth S commenced E'S she feels able STOCK )0DS °anion D. both -Eng- 't of being able ! who entrtutt to. anted. 149. • LUTON, "Freedom in •Tracle—Libertsi in 1?eligion—Equality in Civil Righto"., EDTiOR & PUBLISHER VOL. 3, NO. 48, SEAFORTH FRI DAY NOVEMBER 1870. WHOLE NO. 152. BUSINESS CARDS. MEDICAL. 'MEDI:CAL. TRACY, M. D., Coroner for the 5unty. of Huron. Office and Residence-- door East of the Methodist Episcopal Church. Seiforth, Dec. 14th, 1868. 53-ly JtCI: MOORE, M. D.,C. (Gradnitteed McGill . -University, Montreal,) Physician, Surgeon, Axe Office„and residence Zurich, Ont. Zurich, Sept. 7th, 1870. 144 JTAMES STEWART, M. D., CI M., Graduate Of McGill University, Montreal. Physician, Snrgeon, &c. Office and residence :—At MR. COOK'S. Varna. -TAR. W. R. SMITH, Physician, Surgeon, etc. Office, --Opposite Veal's Grocery. Resi- elence—Main-street, North. Seaforth., Dec. 14,' 1§63. 53-ly T_T L VERCOE, M. D.C. M., Physician, Sur- geon, etc., Office and Residence, corner of Market and High Street, immediately in rear of Kidd & MeMulkin's Store. Seaforth, Feb. 4th. 1810. 53-1y. JCAMPBELL, M. D. C. M., (Graduate of Mc- , Gill University, Montreal) Physician, Sur- geon, etc., Seaforth, Office and Residence—Old Post Office Building, up stairs, where' he will be --found by night or day wheii at home. Seaforth. July 15th, 1869. • 84-ly LEGAL. PF. WALKER, Attorney -et -Lew. and So-‘ licitor-in-Chancery, Conveyancer, Notary Public, &c. Office of the Clerk of the Peace, Court House, Goderich, Ont. N.B.—Money to lend at 8 per cent on Farm. Lands. \ - G-ocier j y. 28.187� 112-iye tCAUGHEY & HOL1V1STEAD, Barristers, Attorneys at Law, Solicitors in Chancery end Insolvency, Notaries Public. and Conveyanc- ers. Solicitors for the >R. C. Bank, Seaforth, Agents for the Canada Life Assurance Co. V. R —$30;000 to lend at 8 per cent. Farms, Houses and Lots for sale. Seaforth, Dec. 14th, 1868, 53-tf. DENSON & MEYER, Barristers and Attorney at Law`, Solicitors in Chancery and insolv- ency, Conveyancers, Notaries Public, etc. Of- fices,—Seaforth and Wroxeter. Agents for the 'Trust and Loan Ce. of Upper Canada; and the • Colonial Secutitiee Co, of London, England. Money at 8 per cert, no commission, charged. TAS. H. BENSON, s H. W. C. MEYER, Seaforth, Dec. 10th 1868. 53-ly DENTAL. G. W. HARRIS, L. D. 5 Arti- ficial Dentures inserted with all the . latest' iraprovements. The greatest care taken for trie preservation of - decayed and tender teeth, Teeth extracted without pain. Rooms over Gollier's Store. . Saeforth. Dec. 14, 1868. ey, HOTELS. OOMMERC1AL HOTEL, Ainleyvill , James Laird, proprietor; affords first-class accenn:. modation for the travelling pubic. The larder and bar are always sppplied with the best the marketsafford. Excellent stabling in connection Ainleyville, April 23, 1869. •• 704f. -pNX'S.HOTEL (LATE SHARP'S) The un- clersigned begs to thank the public for the liberaltpatronage awarded to him in times past in the hotel business, and also to inform them that he has agaM resumed business in the above stand, where he will be happy to have, a call from oldtfrienda, and many new ones. • . THOMAS KONX. Seaforth, May §, 1870. 126-tf. • I It It. ROSS, Proprietoe New Dominion Hotel, , begs to- inform the people of Seaforth and the travelling community generally, that heleeeps first-class accommodation in every thing required by travellers.- A good stable and -willing hostler alwaye on hand, Regular Boarders will receive every necessary attention. Seaforth, Feb. 8th, 1869.- 63-ly. BRITISH -EXCHANGE HOTEL,- Gorereeme, Okra J. CALLAWAY, PROPRIETOR ; J. S. WILLIAMS, (late of Ameriean Hotel, Warsaw, N. ) Manager. This hotel has recently been new- ly furnished, and refitted throughout, and is now one of the most comfortable anel conimodicen in the Proeince. Good Sample RoomsforCommer- cial Travellers. Terms liberal, Goderich, April 14, 1870. 123-tf. MISCELLANEOTJS. HARP'SLIN/ BRY I STABLE, MAIN ST., S EA FOR T/V 'Pint Class Horses and Carriages always on hand at reasonable terms. 1 R .L. SHARP, Proprietor. Seaforth, May 5th, 1§70. MAILL L& CROOKE,' ArChitects, etc.:. "Plans and Sprificattons drawn correctly, !Carpen- ter's, Plasterer's, and Mason's work, measured and valued. Office—Over J. - C. Detior & Co.'s store, Court -House Square, Goderich. Goderich, April 23, 1869. - 79-1y. & W.McPIIILLIPS, Provincial Land Sur- • veyors„ Civil Eneineers, etc. All manner of Conveyancing done with neatness and dispatch. G. McPhillips, Commissioner in 13. R. Office— Next door south of Sharp's Hotel, Seaforth. Seaforth, Dec. 14, 1868. 53-ly • BHAZLEM/RST, Licensed Auctioneer for. a the County of Huron. Goderieh, Out Particular attention paid, to the sale of Bankrupt Stock. f Farm Stock Sales attended on Liberal Terms. Goods Appraised, Mortgages Foreclosed, ., Landlord's Warrants Executed. Also, - Bailiff First Division Court for Huron. Goderiche June 9th, 1869. 76. tf A KIS We were sta My httle ife The.goliden sun Fell own so s A small white What could I Than the kindly As she kissed 1 kiow she loves , e �ne w o s And the year Since first We've had °I m leSinceleve rnet But the happiest When she SS 1 1 Who calres fo Of fa e of It does ot gi Of jut one With one .wh She s4ys sh And I thoug Whei she ; ca t t At tim sitsem With all it w Is very small an Com ared 't And w en th cl Joni think t f "OD " W !se To Id s me t If she ijves Thef ost u n I know sh'111 -ve As the rn� But if the angels And She goes t I shall know her For.she'll kips a T THE DOOR. g at the doorway— and, I-- - pen her hair 1- ently, •d Upon my arm, k for more glance of ldving eyes, - e at the door ? -elith all her heart ands beside! ve' been so joyous ed her bride! ch of happiness - years -before, tune of all was d nie at the door. alth or land of gold, chless power? he happiness d hour, es me as her life-- , loves me more "— e did this morning, d me at the door. 11 4 d that all the world, altk and gold, poer indeed what I hold! ' uds hang grim and dark e °mote aitsmy coming step he door. e shall scatter her head,' me just the same wewere wed; call her Heaven before, lien I meet her, e -et the doer. • TOO "Here, take t ese him," said Amalie in sat in the sledge a re "May your jo •ey Petro, lashing on hi shower of snow; nd, Peter .bueg behin m wilden Iess.. W •ther did ts regiori of Sib. - to friend of ma .0 h. - through this coi ort See ! II There are t ac scents' them.; he i Tobolski. A half sun arise me, glittering wit stunted pin 6 trees the, white waste, red beams. ot the s writtez the death ster. 9uicker, .P rible dSsert So, Where no sun Forward, P tro ! like a grave. The ness of death. _ H That is a tr nsien Aftei a dreary j lengch in Ochotsk. the go' ernort. and quaint d with th ney. He is a ma ter from St. Pete coldly ; and with troducss me to his After having re company me to personally make k the Emperor. Fo for "my , den 's.rel If it is'not 4 accompany 1L1C; pe aancl to Couiit Pa it so," he re lies, ha the soldier on guar 1 t of excitement ivith w tance to the hut of th My heart beats fe, fu before my eyes, fr m A - misgiving, su h waiting two clays f r seizes me, hut in a gr to lean for ai.uport on " This is the hu of I thank hi , an h It was about when I open d the stood before me, eupiecl n cleaning I opened lIhe do would iot r co e looked towards me name, and- I iwas e nb on his garments ; t 1 I LATE knots and this letter broken ) voice to me, dy prepared for depart be fortunate and speed horse, covered. \me wit in a few minutes, I had Before me was'a sno ed ? Across the fro Ochotsk, and to the e Quicker, Petro equic ess and deathlike regi o a panther; the ho trembles. So, we are The white plain lies bef in llions of crystals. A f th •w ghostly shadows acr th ir borders tinted with ck y ann. .On everything en enc e' e4f the imperial do tro ; quidker through this h e re in Jakustk. • sea no d.escriPtion can be giv A orld 'without a auiis t oto y is too.like the re t y • nd r the northern lig co ott. On, on, Petrb. ey'of six weeks, I am I deliver my despatches t VI e same time make him o ject of my voluntary jo su ted to his place. Telle.1 she g from his son he r cei a g sture-of his hand. on y, da ghter. d the I order, he offers to. he tletelling. of my frie d os''to himthe cleme cy , I am the bearer of an or as ec re ew SS he is or - n. 00 00 ri- t ! at to, c- • r- t- es c. of er ssary part of your day to mi me to go. alone op this r - 'said to the go vernor. "Be lig hie' head, and ordering cooduct me. The feeli g eh I walk this short dis- exile almost unmans nie. y. Strange figures fl sh hich the teare are falli g. as Mad felt before, whie he order at St. Petersbueg, ater -degree. ' I .-am forced my guida Count Paul." '- retires. a e• o'clock in the afternoon do r. ] The exile of six years alf bent and half clothed, oc- he skin of A sable. r n the supposition that he ; but, scarcely had he hen he called me by my acing him. My tears fell mpest was in my heart. cold; I hung on 4 statue, not, his eyes had no tears. d I retreated a step or two stion him. - Still indiffer- work, as thoifgh nothing e 4 ed, end. as ,though I had a ion. -Re said, calmly, "I in for the next delivery, d ked me not why I cakne not for his mother, nor his his work silently—lost "1 cried, and stretched my But they fell again' as he s me with a passioniess ' - he expreseed impatienc at ted:him from his wora.. ' I ' tomeas I turned away.' no one to ppreach him Or he,'" he said ; the has e en y housekeeping himsel -- goveriunent tribute on the4 roper number and quail- , . the past four weeks ben suffered him to have his marked that he was de er- cepting his freedom, 4nj on was left than this re - so punctual in prepa ng weeder -fill accuracy he t is always full. -He 1ias 1 , his freedom know4 to (I but his hear4 rema, e his arms em raced m Shocked andj aston sh and 1ookec1s if to qu, mit he etur ed to hi' pardeu ar ht d hap been hi dai y corn .am pre ;aria my s said no mor. H there ; he a ked ilae Amalie; he hung we -"Pat 1! Dai P ul arms t . war1s h' directeil a look to ar differe ce Preseikt1e my pre ence I dive am bus " h1e said - . The over or eaee has -suffe ed "14 orb' t t ee• on prepar d. hi nee ssa placing the ed, door s ep, in t e ty—an ha mew fo wholly silen . I av own w y, b cause I r mined = ev r that n9 othe imp concei ed id1ea. .bistrieute. Ithat numbe 11 Ft never been in arr " St w mus 11 him," aid "11 Jyou have no done so, we can send 1?irr; the despate , or, ou can seek him again to -mor- row at this ime. 1 T e night will, perhaps, leave a favourabl impr lin on hint." 1° • d 11 . . -......_..-- 1 "'Why not early ?" . "Because at Imidnight he goes to the chase,• and does net return until the middle of the day.' The governor invited me to his house and table,.• Although overcome by the journey and the re- cent events, I found myself in the evening at his tea -table. "1 have never been able," Said the governor, "to under8tand 4 rightly from the sentence, the „ 1 nature of the Count's crime. At first I number- ed him with the state criminals of the • year eigh- teen hundred and twenty-five; but lately, from his diary, his youth, and uncommon prtvations, I have taken another view of it, and feel dispos- ed to pity him. ' Also, I learn that his father was sent to Americalbut that his mother was permit- ted to remain in St. Petersburg." - " A year before the death of the Emperor Alex. ander," I replied, "the.. Count and I were btu - dents together at Gottingen. I loved . him with a kind; of worship, grounded more on the rare pre-eminence of his mind than on the tenderness of his heart. We had the fairest hopes from his industry and talents, particulary as he did not seem disposed to enter into the revolutionary sPirit ofl Hungary, but hoped to strive in some other way for that oppressed country. He dis- tinguished himself in every branch of knowledge, from tiltangle system Of philosophy to the Ob- scure researches of philolegy eand in activeer ym- nestle exercises he was ever the exempt and model of his schoolfellows. He bestowed iupon me in a great measure his confidence and regard; I can hardly say his friendship. Shortly before the death of the Emperor, his father recalled him to St. Petersburg; and when, a year after, I also returned home, I learnt the fate of his whole hceise.- They had been exiled. Why, was, as usual, a secret. , not availlf of the mercy of the Emperor." himse a I pity him 14 said the governor. " He will 44eeh do you sup ' " "A man who has failen from such a lofty sta- tion becomes. after exile, wholly unfit for society. Count Paul fe s thie, and, if I do not err, he keeps, on a black tablet over his bed a rigid reckoning. MY daughter and Ihave carefully watched him. In the two first years °this exile, he constantly placed his bare breast rgainst the cold snow --to cool, as he said, his burning heart, while hi.s tears •melted the frozen earth ; T he -re- fused his food; with the greatest rashness he en- countered the fi rcest of the wild beasts. in the thirdyear, he asked for ink and paper, which he covered with ainiless designs, and with the words fatherlaid, cleat , vengeance. One night, in the fifth year of his captivity, he collected and burn- ed the w ole of these scraps, together with his portable library from that hour he has never more read, written, complained, sighed, nor wept. IIe is not an accountable being." "Of all his writings," said the daughter, "I have on leaf only, which he gave me from his diary fo r years ago, at the time when he did net avoid ou companionship." After six hours in bed, I melted with my breath t e ice on the panes of my window, which gave . le a view off the country whence Paul e would re urn fir m the chace. I examined every living be g who went by. until at length. about ten in th forenoon, 1 saw Count Paul returning to the hut 'th slow and weary steps. He threw down th bag . with the dead animals' and his large fur boots, before the door. Withhis gun directed downward, he then walked into the hut. . . About the same time as on the day before, I again sto • d in his presence. He lay half dressed on the - bed, and stared vacantly on the bare walls. 1 n the table stood his unprepared meal, near his i ead was his gun, there was no fire in the chimney. I knelt down by the bed, and tak- ing his hand called him by his name : his .lips moved convulsively, but his eyes did not move. " Paul ! the world is again open to thee. Here is the Emperor's parden." His lips moved again. He opened and shut his eyes quickly, to repress the last, --the only --tear, and said, "Too late !" ?At this moment my eyes fell on the black stone tablet over hisbed. .As I looked at it he hastily drew away hisland out of mine and closed his eye's. The tablet :was divided into three -columns. In the first was the month of January, with its number of weeke and days ; io the fecond, the month of February ; in the third the month of March, to (the eighth ; from this, there was noth- ing, to the twenty-first, which was written in large letters. Under this line the whole part of the third coluiiin was white, so that from the twenty-first not ing more could be written on the tablet. " Thy mother 'and Amalie have sent those tok- ens of their unch' nged love, and also Prince An- noskoi has confi'med his kindness in > his own hanclivriting. Can we not, my clear Paul, begin our .journey—ho e ! to -morrow. Withmit sayhzg a word he rose up from the hed and *rote on theAablet. " Marchthe ninth." His look aeemed ito tell me this would be the only answer to, all I said. He then turaed his face to the wall and signified that he wished to be alone. I placed the letters on the table near the bed, lighted the fire, and, full of aguish, quitted the hut. , The go ernor was Waiting -outside and I relat- ed to'hi i what happened. . Early e next morning about two o'clock—I saw him teal out of his hat. He apt-fearecl weak and len id. , At my, request, the goti-ernor hired a man to atch hirn. ' .. . He did nob return until two in the afternoon. Re was e ha-ust d, mid Ives* without any game. Ile.imme atelyf ell on his bed. When I entered his eyes ere closed, Oral his face with its fixed stern ex ressioa was tfitned towards the chin ney. Th lettete and the knots of ribbon t e- naained u touched. At nine in the evening he opened his eyes, took the tablet and wrote on it the day of the moothl-the tenth-zand signed to me to go way. On the .eleventh, . towards mid- -night, he1 arose to go as 'usual tolthe chase, but fell back �n his bed. With great difficulty . he arose again, about the middle of 1 e date and placed the prescribed number of skiis in order for delivery; wrote on the tablet "the eleventh ;" and staggered back to bed. ! He lay, during eight days, stolid, iinmovable, rejecting all help from human hancls.I In vain I tvept anclprayecl, kneeling by his b d ; inlvain the soft vice of the governor's daughter; in vain °the Physician -and the priest. a I dreaded the twenty-first ; his se -appointed death day. aded . or not dreaded any day will conae in its course. At five in the afternoon he lay a the lapt lextremity; around his bed stoodthei governor, his daughter, and the phy- sician ; I stood. athishead. He still breathed ; his eyes were closed.: Shortly after six his eye lids opened with the last- flash of life's fire ; his lifted hand made a sign for the rest t go away. They went, and I remained; he sw me not; about five minutes afterwards, he suddenly rose half up the bed, drew a heavy, deep breath, and fell back. I closed his eyes and prayed by the body. The last words he spoke, even now ring in my ears. "Too late !" eie•es. Baron Lisoar. PARTICULARS RESPECTING TEM NEW PEER. The Times of the 26th ult. says :—The Right Hon. Sir John Young, G. C. 13., &c., of Beale - borough Castle, Ireland, on whom, Her Majesty has bestowed the honour of peerage of the United Kingdom, as Baron Lisgar of Lisgar, and of Baiheborough Castle in the County of _Cavin, 18 the eldest son of the lite Sir William Young, of Bailieborough, an East Indian director, who was created a baronet in 1821. His mother was Lucy, youngest daughter of the late Lieutenant-Colonel Frederic, K. B., and niece of the late Sir John Frederic, of Burwood-Park, SurrY. His family is of ancient Scottish extraction, though settled. in Ireland from the time of our earlier Stewart So- vereigns. He was born on the 31st of April, 1807, and. was educated at Corpus Christi College, Oxford, of which he was a gentleman Commoner, and where lie took his degree in the year 1829, In 1834 he was called to the bar at Lincoln's Inn, but never appears to have actively followed the profession. He entered Parliament at the general election of 1831, as one of the members for the county of Cavan,sitting in the Conservative in. terest ; his Toxyism, however, was of a very mo- derate character, and in his career he followed on the whole the fortunes of the Peelite party, He was appointed a 'Lord of the Treasury by. Sir Robert Peel on his accesion to office in 1841, and held the Secretaryship of the Treasury orn44 to the fall of the Administration of Ins chief. He acted as Chief Secretary for Ireland under Lerd Aberdeen's Administration from 1852 to 1855, and as Lord. High Commissioner of the Ionian Islands from the later date down to 1859. From 1861 to 1867 he was Governor of New South Wales, and returning to England was soon after nominated to theeGovernor-Generalship- of Cana- da, which post he has held up to the present date. Sir John, who was sworn a member of Her Ma- jesty's Privy Council in 1852, and was nominated a G; C. M. G. in 1852 and Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Bath' (civil division} in 1868. married in 1835 Adelaide Amiable, daughter of the late Marchioness of Headfort, by her first husband, the late Mr. Edward, Taite Dalton, but has by his marriage no issue. His nephew is heir presumptive to the baronetcy. Payingoff in Kind. The following good story is told by the British Canadian .---" It will be remembered by our readers that Brother Jonathan would not permit our troops going to Red River to pass through the Sault Ste. Marie Canal, and if there had been no other means they would have had to return home again. Another way was found and in due time the troops arrived at their destination. A, few days ago Brother Jonathan wanted to trans- port some troops from the upper part of Lake Erie to Sacketts Harbour, on the lower part of Luke Ontario; it was easily enough done, thought he. A vessel was chartered, and with the troops on board, started on her journey. She made the run all right as far as the Wellaud Canal, but here she came to a stand -still. The officer in command kindly informed Brother Jonathan that he must get a permit from the British Govern- ment before his boat Could pass through the canal with his %mid sojer boys.? This was a -stunner' to him, ae he always dreamed there was no nation this side of the globe but his. No go' Still he was not to be beaten. He sends them back to > Buffalo. and thence by rail to Charlotte, on Like Ontario, where he expected to get a heat to take them to their destination. Here he encountered. another ,difflculty. He has no steamers on Lake Ontario, and as he will not allow Canadian boats 'to call at two of his ports in succession, the one by which he intended to send them, and which his custom officials had ordered, only a few days previously, not to land coasting passengers, would not take them on board. _So Brother Jonathan has had to house his sojers ' at Charlotte until those ' darned ' Canadians mend. their manners, or he can find some other means of transport."' s Exhaustion of Talk. How long the lamp of conversation holds out to burn between two persons only, is curiously set down in the following. passage from Count Gonfallioner's account of his imprisonment: "Fifteen years I existed in a dungeon ten feet square. During six years I had a companion : during nine I was alone. -1 never could rightly distinguish the face of him who shared my cap- tivity, in the eternal twilight of our cell. The first year we talked incessantly together; we re- lated our past lives, our joys forever gone, over and over again. The next year we communicat- ed to each other our thoughts and ideas on all subjects. The third year we had. nothing to communicate; we were beginning to 4ose the power of reflection. The fourth, at the interval of a month or so, we would open our lips • to ask each other if it were . possible that the world went on as gay and bustling as when we formed a por- tion of mankind. The fifth we were silent.— The sixth he ,was taken away -1 never heard where, to execution or liberty. But I was glad_ when he was gone, even solitude was better than the pale, vacant face. One day, it must have been'a year or two after my companion left rae,—the dungeon door was opened, whence pro- ceeding I knew not, the following words were uttered.: 'By order of his Imperial Majesty, I in- timate to you that your wife died a year ago." Then the door was shut, ,and I heard no more, they had filing this great agony upon me, and left me alone with it," , The acceptanee by the Duke of Aosta of the candidaturefor the Spanish crown. has been. offi- cially announce4 at Madrid. It is also stated that all the great Powers of Europe have given a cordial assent to the nomination. The election °will soon take place, and there eari be no doubt that the result will be favorable to the son of Victor Emanuel. This 'will, of course, be a de- feat to the Revolutionary and Republican party of Spain, and be the foundation of a new Spanieh dynasty. Aosta is more fortunate than the Ho- , shenzollem. A woman has carried off the $500 prize for the best managed farm in Oxfordshire, England. -1-�'- According o the State law in M'd. potatoes must be sold 1y weight instead of measure. VARIETIES. Back gammon—The Grecian bend. Men who "act on the Square "—Glaziers. A musical burglar—One whO breaks into a tune. The ship that everybody1ike417Goodfellowship. Trifles make perfection, but perfection itself is not a trifle. The lady who tore her long Own, thinks rents are increasing, . Fly in all haste from the friend who Will suffer you to teach him nothing. Why is a whale like a water -lily? Because it comes to the surface to blow. , If I were married, what river would my wife and I be like ? Afaander (nale and lier) The best place for spinsters must be Ceyldn, becautie the men there are %waren (single he's). An old man is easier robbed than a young one, for his locks are few, and his gait is. generally broken. What's the di erence betweena chilly man and. aanhot.,. tsdog ? One wears a great coat, and the other p. 1 The New Orle • s Times aays the French sol- diers wept beca se the Prince Imperial's tran- quility was 44 all in the eye." A French bare -r's signboard reads thus, "To- morrow the pub c will be shaved gratuitously." Of cours4 it is al aysto-morroW. - „ 1 When may a s ip be said to be in love—When she's attached- to a buoy, or when she's making up to 4 man -of- r. - -t Taking part '• a -charity di4ner may be de- scribed as eating yourself, to keep other people from eta,rving. Thqifference • etween a conntry and a city greenhorn is th t the one would like to know everything, and he other thinkhe can tell him. A practical Ya kee being told: that in the days of the 'Millenniu the lion and the lamb will lie down together, said "he expected the Iwn.b would lie down aide the Would the p ilosophers who in counsel so- lemnly defined human beingto be "a two- leggectanimal wt hout feathers',1' maintain their defittition if they SAW the young ladies in full feather now -a-4 s? A New York e tor recently wrote that Olive Logan had spra her ankle). Imagine his as- tonishment whe u the types made him say that that fair but ir.d pendent spinster had "married her uncle." * "Pa, has the orld got a tail'?" asked an ur- chin of his father'4 "No, child," replied the father; "how co ld. it have one When it's round ?" "Well, why do the papers say, (so Wags the world," if it has't got a tail to wag 11 Suffering -Fir t young lady: "So poor Susan is dead ?" -Seco , el young lady: "..Yes, poor thing. She suffered terribly,didn't she? And only think, she couldn't wear that beautiful silk dress her mother gave her, and it's too short for her sister." ; . A tailor thinned a man for the amount of his bill. The debtoisaid. he was "sorry, very sorry indeed, that he could not pay it.' "Well," said the tailor, "1 took you for a men that would be sorry; but if youi are sorrier than I am, I knock under." Living like a gentleman—" Massa ,make de blackmail workee--make de horse workee—make de ox Iiiorkee—make everything workee, only de hiag—he no workee ; he eat, he drink, he walk 'bout, he go to sleep when he pleases, he lib like a: gentleman." Sound economy is a sound understanding brought into action; it is calculation realized; it is the doctrine of proportion reduced to prac- tice; it is forseeing contingencies, and providing against thein; it es expecting contingences, and being prepared for them:. " Mr Solo said a wity lawyer to his landlord, a boarding-house keeper, if a Man were to give you a hundred pounds to keep for him, and he died, what would you clo ? Would you pray for him !" "No, sir," replied Mr. Solo, " I'd pray for g anotheririin01 inkeenhf the m." -1 - public schools applied to he teacher for leave to be absent half a day on the 'ear that they had 'Company; at home. Th - teacher referred her to the printed list of 'reasons; that .the schciol committee think sufficient to justifyabsence, and asked her if her case came under any of them. She naively replied that it might come under the head of "domestic afflic- tion." There is this difference between those two tem- poral blessings, health' ancl. Motley ; Money is the most envied, but the least enjoyed; and this su- periority of the latter is still more obvious when - we reflect that the poorest man :Would not part with health. for money, but that the richest would gladly pelt with ali their Money for health. "Show me the iman who stru4lk O'Docherty," shouted a pugnacious little Irishman at an .elee- tion ; "show me the man who struck O'Docher- ty, and I'll---"--" I am the Man • who Arita 0' Docherty," said a big, brawny fellow, stepping to the front ; "and what have you got to say about it ?" " Och, sure," answered the. small one, suddenly collapsing, "and didn't you do it well !" = Nothing on earth can smile but human beings Gems may flash refleote;d light, but what is a diamond flash compared -witit an eye flash and mirth flash? A..face that cannot smile is like a bud that cannot blossom, and arid up on the stalk Laughter is -day, and sobriety is 'night and a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, and more bewitching than either. "Massa Tom! Massa Tom! 10 Massa Tom! howse I gwine to get down this ladder?" ex- claimed a young nigger front the top of a new building. "Come down the same way ;you went ilea you blockhead !" replied the mestere running up to see what was the matter. "De some way as I come up, Massa Tom ?" "Yes, • confound t yon ! and don't bother me any more." "Well. if 1 must, I must !" and down eame the little °darkey head foremost. "Will you do we a favour ?" said, young X to his wealthy friend, Simon H. What is it. George ?" said Q. "1 wish yeu to lend me twenty pouticla, sit." "Call at My "counting- house;" rejoined H. George was not long in pay- ing his respects. What security can you give me, young gentleman V' "My personal security, sir." "Very well, get in here- ' said 11., lisfr up the lid of a large iron. chest. 1" Get in here ! exclaimed George, in astonishm.ent, "what for?" s' eat ' Why, this is where I always' keep my personal